Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin. Epic Rap Battles of History

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  • Epic Rap Battles of History Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin
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    CREW
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    Producer: Atul Singh
    Written by Nice Peter, EpicLLOYD, Zach Sherwin, Robyn Lynne Norris, Rich Baker, Chris Turner and the many excellent contributors to our Patreon Writers Crew.
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    Produced by Atul Singh
    Shot on the Arri Alexa Mini
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  • @brisloviayt829
    @brisloviayt829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2747

    Notice how Steve Irwin says "Hang on a minute" at 1:39, the video ends at 2:39, there is literally one minute left.

    • @ebenezeramare1
      @ebenezeramare1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      *Yooooooooo*

    • @lasafrog
      @lasafrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Brislovia YT attention to detail with these guys, just incredible.

    • @thevideocommenter3061
      @thevideocommenter3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      the fucking little details these guys do are fucking amazing

    • @Prince-to5cf
      @Prince-to5cf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I mean the video itself ends at 2:39 but Irwin's verse ends around 2:05

    • @TheSmugFrog
      @TheSmugFrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@Prince-to5cf Those extra 34 seconds are for him to reflect on how bad Steve smoked him.

  • @thetimeisninefifteen
    @thetimeisninefifteen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    Irwin's wordplay...subdued sub-dude?
    Throwing C4 on the seafloor?
    Freaking brilliant.

    • @formerlyknownaseasrob
      @formerlyknownaseasrob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Looks like Lloyd played him. Lloyd has always been a really good
      lyricist and this is some of his best work, assuming he wrote most of Irwin’s lines

    • @TryPuttingItInRice
      @TryPuttingItInRice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is what happens when Sherwin and Lloyd work together.

    • @usaflagraybans
      @usaflagraybans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jacques Custodian was genius too.

    • @mushymika
      @mushymika 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lloyd won this battle

    • @Crypticcc
      @Crypticcc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Double entendres going harddd

  • @invictus127
    @invictus127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10102

    Jacques: "Were you killed by a fish kids pet at the aquarium?"
    Steve: "Oh, no limits? Bet."

    • @elicameron5272
      @elicameron5272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      facts

    • @lucatdcat8720
      @lucatdcat8720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +649

      "Your brother was a Nazi, mate!"

    • @undeadarcher465
      @undeadarcher465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +467

      Proceeds to insult every feature of jacque😂

    • @carlagunderson7799
      @carlagunderson7799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@undeadarcher465 Inventor to my scuba, captain to my Calypso, winner to my Palme d'Ors, documenter to my ocean!

    • @skypentraico4322
      @skypentraico4322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *F A C T S*

  • @pendremacherald6758
    @pendremacherald6758 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

    This battle has no swearing in it, and it actually makes sense. You don’t swear in a nature documentary, and Irwin tried his best not to swear in his programs.

    • @KariIzumi1
      @KariIzumi1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      To be fair, this was back when ERB’s biggest backer was a Disney owned company. While I think the lack of profanity works here, I’m glad they have the option in their newer stuff

    • @Asleepvids
      @Asleepvids 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      ​@@KariIzumi1not really cause ever since Mark Zuckerberg vs Elon musk, they're on their own.

    • @Manel-dq2kb
      @Manel-dq2kb 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@KariIzumi1 No? This was 4 years ago. It was after Peter and Lloyd seperated from Maker Studios

    • @kira860
      @kira860 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      which is hard for an aussie

    • @vintage-radio
      @vintage-radio 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@KariIzumi1 ERB left maker studios around the time of Boba Fett vs Deadpool which was 8 years ago

  • @phatflops1559
    @phatflops1559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16424

    EpicLloyd is like if humans had customizable default skin

    • @ASliceOfGamingPodcast
      @ASliceOfGamingPodcast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1172

      It is crazy how well he slips into a lot of roles so well with very little hair and make up. Though I doubt anything will top his Adam Savage from the Mythbusters outfit. He could easily be mistaken as Adam he looked that good.

    • @daspooterman
      @daspooterman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      fax

    • @bigfuckingdumbass
      @bigfuckingdumbass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I haven't laughed since a while

    • @GriseWeisshark
      @GriseWeisshark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      He even managed to look like Pennywise.

    • @gagedyals1173
      @gagedyals1173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      He looks like he can do JFK

  • @neodayz3070
    @neodayz3070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20492

    Why does EpicLloyd literally look like everybody?

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2845

      Honestly the make-up and costume crew deserves so much credit. Both Peter and Lloyd have turned into completely different people across these rap battles. I can barely recognize them sometimes.

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1500

      Picked default appearance at the start of the game, obviously

    • @TehkeelaSuhnrayze
      @TehkeelaSuhnrayze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +705

      He's a doppelganger who has yet to find the perfect person to mimic.

    • @bobbyhernandez7117
      @bobbyhernandez7117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

      I guess it's proof that white people look the same

    • @exhaledecay5131
      @exhaledecay5131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      There’s a joker vs penny wise Battle coming tomorrow or today. You couldn’t tell that nice Peter of epiclloyd was either

  • @bradyanson3310
    @bradyanson3310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5617

    I love how Cousteau was so happy about his underwater breathing apparatus.

    • @Glisten456
      @Glisten456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      Cousteau's underwater breathing apparatus was the real winner of the rap battle all along...

    • @jrozel6124
      @jrozel6124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@Glisten456 #SELF-CONTAINED

    • @user-vs9ds3dc2y
      @user-vs9ds3dc2y ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Glisten456 True...

    • @maxdelcastillo3928
      @maxdelcastillo3928 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I can't unhear Cousteau everytime I hear "underwater breathing apparatus"

    • @kuzya7-8
      @kuzya7-8 ปีที่แล้ว

      you would probably be happy if you got one too

  • @mateodelafuente7320
    @mateodelafuente7320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    Jacques wasn’t even bad, he had some really good bars. Irwin was just that damn good!

    • @scandathepole723
      @scandathepole723 ปีที่แล้ว

      The battle is not as one sided as it seems, on one hand, Cousteau made disses about Irwin's death, his best appearance in movies as a joke, him endangering his son and how he will ruin his legacy by eating his snails.
      However, Irwin's lines consisted of how Cousteau's brother was a Nazi, his dry and characterless voice, him being a pedo and the liveleak level of violence in the BTS of Silent World.
      Irwin won but both were savage

    • @UncleMikeNJ
      @UncleMikeNJ ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This one is up there with Capone vs. Blackboard and Ross vs. Picasso.

    • @zohrakharkhour2916
      @zohrakharkhour2916 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      ​@@UncleMikeNJas in "both sides were good but only one could win"?

    • @LucyAdroit
      @LucyAdroit 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Accurate@@zohrakharkhour2916

  • @ewatiredrat6925
    @ewatiredrat6925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5740

    Jacques: **tries to leave**
    Steve: _n o_

    • @KNIFEYSPOONY02
      @KNIFEYSPOONY02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      *ITS A BATTLE YOU WANT ITS A BATTLE YOU WILL GET FRENCH FRY*

    • @bigwasian3853
      @bigwasian3853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂 yo

    • @thelittleagustus.2292
      @thelittleagustus.2292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same thing he did to animals

    • @wingnightbackwards
      @wingnightbackwards 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      honestly though he told him to surrender and then was like "hol up i'm not done"

    • @josephstalin364
      @josephstalin364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You can’t just start a battle with an Aussie and just quit halfway

  • @haydenng2381
    @haydenng2381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14867

    This video has no cuss words and there's an Aussie in it.
    *Let that sink in.*

    • @JozParks
      @JozParks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1470

      Steve in real life did swear, but he would apologise if there was a lady present. All the people I've known who met him say his TV persona wasn't much different to how he actually acted normally.

    • @michaelnello9459
      @michaelnello9459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      Well I let them in, but now my house is flooded.

    • @exittierone
      @exittierone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      What does that damn sink want now

    • @hooliganbubsy7298
      @hooliganbubsy7298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      I mean... listening to that accent was there really an aussie in it?

    • @timbojimbo5898
      @timbojimbo5898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@exittierone thank you. that was great

  • @alec6583
    @alec6583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    Jacques Cousteau was done serious justice here, but the writing and delivery of Steve Irwin's lines were just... _God damn._

  • @Lobsterwithinternet
    @Lobsterwithinternet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    “You can make a show about the ocean dry”
    Steve........the man had kids......

    • @ivanedits9295
      @ivanedits9295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Think they meant dry as in unentertaining, or like what's called dry humor

    • @FormerGovernmentHuman
      @FormerGovernmentHuman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ivan edits
      lol why would you think he didn’t understand that?

    • @TrenbologneSandwich
      @TrenbologneSandwich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ivanedits9295 what the Fuck do you think you're explaining right now?

    • @sushisaxophone
      @sushisaxophone 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ivan edits ?????

    • @MuchKoku
      @MuchKoku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ivanedits9295 *slow claps*

  • @_munchmonster
    @_munchmonster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3299

    "Don't be throwing C4 on the seafloor" *phone catches on fire*

    • @noiiiiivad
      @noiiiiivad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I fucking screamed when I heard that 💀

    • @Finkster5
      @Finkster5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      God the rhythm in that part was so good, and I appreciate that they add a visual element to the rhyming that stays with the beat.

    • @nickniehaus1763
      @nickniehaus1763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Followed up by a huge diss:
      I'm the gold medal rhymer on the podium, cleanin' you up like a Jacques Cousteau-dian

    • @sugarcoin72
      @sugarcoin72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What’s the story behind that?

    • @marekdolejs6251
      @marekdolejs6251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@sugarcoin72 Story is that You will never see Steve Irvin hurt any type of animal on the other side Cousteau used to throw bombs in the sea and study dead fish like more easy a lazier way instead of going scuba diving

  • @MurderMostFowl
    @MurderMostFowl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    The football cheer joke was hilarious. The layers on that one were so great. The Australian football chant, with the obvious nazi joke, but instead of “Oi Oi Oi” it’s “oy oy oy” in disappointment from the Yiddish “oy vey”. ERB are geniuses

    • @meowmeow3532
      @meowmeow3532 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      that’s actually genius, i didn’t catch that!!! omg !!!

  • @lunettasuziejewel2080
    @lunettasuziejewel2080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1381

    I like that Steve calls Jacques out for his affair, considering how passionately Steve and Terri loved each other. I love when the ERBs reveal their characters' deeper values amidst all the roasts and boasts...it makes the series touching as well as hilarious.

    • @annavizard970
      @annavizard970 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I thought the Nazi brother was a nice low blow from Irwin.

    • @hey.whataboutme8744
      @hey.whataboutme8744 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@annavizard970 when Jacques Cousteau made a low blow about Steve death, the limits were off there was no limits to the disses

    • @chattaboxxx2332
      @chattaboxxx2332 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yo be fair it did not take long for Terri to find another... Multiple men...

    • @ilikebutteredtoast2677
      @ilikebutteredtoast2677 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      ​@@chattaboxxx2332 she's still single actually

    • @chattaboxxx2332
      @chattaboxxx2332 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ilikebutteredtoast2677 she is now...

  • @maxtheking677
    @maxtheking677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2046

    Other ERB writers: How Australian do you want Steve Irwin?
    EpicLloyd: Yes

    • @sebastianlodge7549
      @sebastianlodge7549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      With a New York accent please.

    • @Markom3D
      @Markom3D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah, could be better on the accent

    • @Azure-Flame-Bee
      @Azure-Flame-Bee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      As an Aussie, yeah, the accent could have used some work. Steve still owned thpugh

    • @Markom3D
      @Markom3D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spider-Gwen agreed

    • @pierre-christophebernard1220
      @pierre-christophebernard1220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, How french do you think Nice Peter's Jacques Cousteau seems to be ?

  • @sqyid
    @sqyid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5901

    I just realized that “Nazi Nazi Nazi, oy yoy yoy” was a pun of “Aussie Aussie Aussie, oi oi oi” these guys are brilliant.

    • @joshuaachampong848
      @joshuaachampong848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Yeah I barely caught that lol. I love it

    • @AlexanderAxelIII
      @AlexanderAxelIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Where is it from?

    • @Rolonok
      @Rolonok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@AlexanderAxelIII its a station chant

    • @sqyid
      @sqyid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Alexander Axel III it’s an Australian tradition at sports events to chant “Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi”, it’s from a song if I recall correctly

    • @Dogonauts
      @Dogonauts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      And was a low blow considering Cousteau himself wound up joining the French Resistance to fight the Nazis.

  • @ZackChua
    @ZackChua 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

    Unfortunately Steve Irwin was legitimately just such an all-around great guy that they couldn't come up with any real disses for him

    • @jewelxiat
      @jewelxiat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      even if they did, he still won with his bars 💀

    • @luckii.__17
      @luckii.__17 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@jewelxiat He meant Jacques didn't have as much disses as Irvin did

  • @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500
    @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    Best flow: Steve
    Best rhymes: Steve
    Best disses: Steve
    Winner: Underwater breathing apparatus

  • @call_me_p1cklez101
    @call_me_p1cklez101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3972

    Fun fact: the French narrator on SpongeBob SquarePants is based off of Jacques Cousteau

    • @timmoroz7254
      @timmoroz7254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I put that together after watching this battle!

    • @missmeowstin
      @missmeowstin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Wow! I didn’t know that!!

    • @yareyare_dechi
      @yareyare_dechi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      that wasnt common knowledge? man im getting old

    • @Emiliapocalypse
      @Emiliapocalypse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yare Yare haha, you’re not alone. Didn’t realize this was bonus trivia so much as part of the what made the narration so funny

    • @jerry3020
      @jerry3020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I just googled it and it says he was one of Stephen Hillenberg's (spongebob creator) idols

  • @wanderingronin6462
    @wanderingronin6462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3160

    To be fair, trying to insult Steve Irwin on the internet is a confirmed death sentence

    • @NutmegBGB
      @NutmegBGB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      PETA got a taste of their own "medicine"

    • @MrUNnice
      @MrUNnice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@NutmegBGB what did they say?

    • @gracesreadsalotayy182
      @gracesreadsalotayy182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      @@MrUNnice PETA tried to accuse him of abusing animals and essentially drag him through the mud ON HIS BIRTHDAY TOO. The Internet attacked PETA who surrendered immediately. I remember seeing PETA tweet for it and also felt hot rage in that second.

    • @robbob5302
      @robbob5302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      NO ONE is off limits in ERB.
      I wouldn't be surprised to see Ozzy Osbourne dissing Jesus, soon!😇

    • @origami83
      @origami83 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gracesreadsalotayy182 PETA murders cats and dogs so they really shouldnt talk shit.

  • @thomasgallipoli8376
    @thomasgallipoli8376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    You guys are not only super talented and superb writers (your lyrics are so multi layered) but you are chameleons. You portray all these characters so well, it’s like different people in each video. Love it love it love it.

    • @yulianaalvarado9236
      @yulianaalvarado9236 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Erb does not watch my channel so I am mad at them

    • @jamboimbp
      @jamboimbp 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@yulianaalvarado9236so?

    • @tyresejackson2601
      @tyresejackson2601 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No one watches your channel ​@@yulianaalvarado9236

  • @jwagner4050
    @jwagner4050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "Don't go throwing C4 on the Sea Floor" always has me in stitches every time.

    • @gamerstheater1187
      @gamerstheater1187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, that was something he was known for doing

    • @gabrielho1874
      @gabrielho1874 ปีที่แล้ว

      He what?

    • @kaynesylvar8277
      @kaynesylvar8277 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gabrielho1874 Jaques Cousteau blew up a reef to get pictures of fish…

  • @classicrockkid345
    @classicrockkid345 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    One thing I really love. How Steve interrupts Jacque's final verse when he brought up Steve almost killing his own some by accident. He's a man's man, doesn't let anyone talk shit about his family.

    • @quartzking3997
      @quartzking3997 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      “Doesn’t let anyone talk shit about his family” but let’s his newborn baby almost get eaten by a crocodile lol

    • @NoMaidens_GoTouchGrass
      @NoMaidens_GoTouchGrass ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@quartzking3997 I mean, if that croc aint talking smoke let it pass amirite

    • @ohhecktime
      @ohhecktime ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Nazi Nazi Nazi, oy yoy yoy!"

  • @daveug6143
    @daveug6143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10868

    Jacques first verse was fire, Steve Irwin’s comebacks were entire forest fire

    • @sm901ftw
      @sm901ftw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

      Now I'm not saying this started the bushfires this year but...

    • @davida.arellano8444
      @davida.arellano8444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Literally

    • @richiem5112
      @richiem5112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Damn, that's about as dark as the back alley where I perform abortions.

    • @epcnk
      @epcnk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Seems normal

    • @dragonbane44
      @dragonbane44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@richiem5112 you tried too hard

  • @notaduster2322
    @notaduster2322 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Love how Jacque was so proud of his under water breathing apparatus, and bill Murray playing him

  • @thelegendaryarceus5618
    @thelegendaryarceus5618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I love how ERB had a lot of crossing-the-line disses but still considers Irwin's death bad

    • @UncleMikeNJ
      @UncleMikeNJ ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Like when Cleopatra called Marilyn Monroe "Miss Carriage." Ironically, Kimmy Gatewood, who played Marilyn, became the 1st ERB performer to have a baby.

  • @IanNafziger
    @IanNafziger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    As much as I love Jacques, the Crocodile Hunter trashed him.
    RIP, Steve Irwin

    • @Botar48
      @Botar48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Almost as hard as that stingray trashed him eh?

    • @zaire0006
      @zaire0006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      DDDZzs 223355 you’d need a submarine for a blow that low

    • @ishouldfindagoodname2416
      @ishouldfindagoodname2416 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      X5ZILLIONX
      I’m aware.

    • @alphamonkeytv3267
      @alphamonkeytv3267 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      with zimbado as a suprise

    • @cainanfletcher7452
      @cainanfletcher7452 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Botar48 u never should've stepped to the wildlife defender

  • @RoWiGRaTH
    @RoWiGRaTH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2999

    I think EpicLLOYD had way too much fun playing Steve Irwin in this. He looks like he's having a real blast!

    • @bethprendergast6173
      @bethprendergast6173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      You had a chance to say reel blast for a fishing pun there but you didn’t take it. I’m ashamed.

    • @RoWiGRaTH
      @RoWiGRaTH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@bethprendergast6173 I am ashamed as well! I can't believe I missed such an opportunity.

    • @jennifercardwell258
      @jennifercardwell258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      EpicLLOYD seems to always have fun. But! I agree that he appears to be extra happy in this one. Who wouldn't want to play the late great Steve Irwin?

    • @LlamacornAlpaca
      @LlamacornAlpaca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@jennifercardwell258 Steve was a smiley dude, I bet he tried to insert that trait in the battle

    • @therealplaguerat
      @therealplaguerat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who wouldn't?

  • @zakenmaru8612
    @zakenmaru8612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "You're such a boring guy that you could make a whole show about the ocean dry"
    I'm sorry, that's too good

  • @gamerstheater1187
    @gamerstheater1187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    If anyone is wondering what is going on between the two Jacques wasn’t a conservationist at first, he only saw animals as playthings and did things like blow up a coral reef and force trained seals unlike Steve who did his best to protect wildlife from day one

  • @rileyhumphrey6536
    @rileyhumphrey6536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19959

    Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones
    Interrupted by Harrison Ford being tired of both of them

    • @ethanotto5062
      @ethanotto5062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +533

      ABSOLUTELY YES!

    • @JacobGonzalez-rl1es
      @JacobGonzalez-rl1es 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@gizzardsnatcher umm wtf, my brain just broke

    • @gizzardsnatcher
      @gizzardsnatcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@JacobGonzalez-rl1es "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!" lol

    • @gasmaskguys4965
      @gasmaskguys4965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yess please!

    • @ryanduffy6089
      @ryanduffy6089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Yeah but then nicepeter would have to play all three

  • @TanmanC
    @TanmanC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2395

    I love the part when Irwin examines Jacques like if he were an animal; it really helped bring the character to life!

    • @scruggs6633
      @scruggs6633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Steve won as soon as he said "have a look at this salty fella" lmao

    • @rolandcaters7258
      @rolandcaters7258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Joseph Hoyle look out, he’s got the body of a naked mole rat

    • @melodytext6041
      @melodytext6041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Steve won.

    • @FudGnut
      @FudGnut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah dude that was the best part

    • @ocelot09
      @ocelot09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha, definitely my favorite part.

  • @Lwhale.3797
    @Lwhale.3797 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    The fact that Nice Peter & Epic Lloyd voiced both these characters (distinct accents, inflections and all) is an absolute triumph of comedic impersonation.

  • @kijabba4376
    @kijabba4376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    1:03 that’s 🔥

  • @StuartisUnoriginal
    @StuartisUnoriginal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3888

    At the line "Hang on a minute" there is exactly 1 minute left of the video, do with that information what you would like.

    • @justthatguy971
      @justthatguy971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      U speak like a teacher

    • @gpan3762
      @gpan3762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I rubbed one out.....
      .....there's your new ice bucket challenge

    • @kingdynam4315
      @kingdynam4315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      the line also takes 1 second to complete exactly

    • @emgo-at7398
      @emgo-at7398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol this comment is true but also funny

    • @denneraraujo_
      @denneraraujo_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      that reminded me of Fargo, there's a scene where Steve Buscemi says something like "we'll wrap this up in 30 minutes", and the movie ends exactly half hour later

  • @jakem8875
    @jakem8875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    "You'd need a submarine for a blow that low"
    Epic

    • @YoungAlienBoy
      @YoungAlienBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @willkatching9219
    @willkatching9219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “Holy smokes what a place to go, you’d need a submarine for a blow that low”
    Right out of the gate, the battle is decided

    • @jewelxiat
      @jewelxiat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Just here to say, two years later, how ironically beautiful saying "[the submarine-blow line won Steve the battle] right out the gate," because of OceanGate's disaster from this year 💀

    • @Jeff_Biden
      @Jeff_Biden 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      all he did was call it a low blow, it was not that good in comparison to the actual line that he was talking about

  • @mangothedango
    @mangothedango 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The acting for Irwin was on-point, and I'm sure he'd have loved to see it

  • @LothlorianOG
    @LothlorianOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    I was really nervous about Steve Irwin seeming overly aggressive and out of character, but honestly, I think it did him justice.

    • @darthpokemon6627
      @darthpokemon6627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ikr #RIPSteveIrwin

    • @carbonreptile5437
      @carbonreptile5437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Euron Lothlorian am I the only one who found that the snake he was holding in the intro was a just a harmless Garter Snake

    • @DarkPsychoMessiah
      @DarkPsychoMessiah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@carbonreptile5437 I don't think Lloyd could've handled a Black Mamba or a King Cobra

  • @ramenpolanski1239
    @ramenpolanski1239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12887

    probably the only channel from the "older" youtube that still amazes me, you can really see the work in it

    • @wutgreens443
      @wutgreens443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ah boo hoo cry me a river

    • @lasagaeater6891
      @lasagaeater6891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

      @@darktrooperdalek7991 ok boomer

    • @conqueror0x397
      @conqueror0x397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Hmm why did the only people that replied had to be a rude ASF

    • @Turt3752
      @Turt3752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Immediate Death Boogie2988 is still kinda here... but he’s moved on from the Francis stuff because it’s automatically demonetized. Now, he just is kinda like a rambling gamer teddy bear who sometimes gets political

    • @gregor751
      @gregor751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      what about nigahiga?

  • @localmenace3043
    @localmenace3043 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Major kudos to the person that offered the “cleaning you like a Jacques-custodian” line. What a banger.

  • @sagebaca2013
    @sagebaca2013 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    "You never should have stepped to the wildlife defender, now embrace your French nature and quietly surrender" still my favorite line from ERB to this day

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    Steve Irwin is so powerful that he is able to bend the laws of Australia and not be upside down like the rest of his mates

  • @willytheflower
    @willytheflower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1207

    1:39 "hang on a minute"
    And the video ends exactly 1 minute later

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      The greatest part was that he only needed half of it to absolutely eviscerate Cousteau

    • @cameronnekerekian1712
      @cameronnekerekian1712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      WTFF

    • @sans-san1097
      @sans-san1097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Confusious would know huh

    • @GodlessVoice
      @GodlessVoice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not completely accurate but great observation for the technicality

    • @rodrigo6flame603
      @rodrigo6flame603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Godless Voice still very close

  • @sniper-64
    @sniper-64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    As an Australian Lloyd nailed us pretty well with all the slang and he actually had a pretty good Aussie accent, Good One ERB now let's get this to 10 Mil

    • @WRATHonBVR
      @WRATHonBVR ปีที่แล้ว +4

      11 Mil now

    • @misslangleysoryuisiconic
      @misslangleysoryuisiconic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As a Filipino, I grew up watching Steve Irwin’s tv series about animal life

  • @merrbear5104
    @merrbear5104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    When I was younger and fearless I wanted so badly to be a marine biologist and work with Cousteau. But Steve won this battle hands down and I have so much respect for everything he instilled in his family so they carry on his work and do their own things as well! ❤️

  • @gnbman
    @gnbman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2798

    Fun fact: Jacques Cousteau was the inspiration for the French narrator in SpongeBob.

  • @adrianherrera2542
    @adrianherrera2542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5410

    “Nazi Nazi Nazi!”
    “oy yoy yoy...”

    • @TheLiberalBoogeyman
      @TheLiberalBoogeyman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      1:18

    • @XavierTheNeonTiger
      @XavierTheNeonTiger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Is Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi a thing that made it overseas?

    • @sheyneehope7383
      @sheyneehope7383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Im asuie and to me its ausie asuie asuie oy oy oy

    • @aaronstorey9712
      @aaronstorey9712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@XavierTheNeonTiger yeah

    • @ferysipal799
      @ferysipal799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If u play csgo u propably know it tbh

  • @Simone-bc2fo
    @Simone-bc2fo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Really liked the sneaky nod to Men at Work's Down Under at the beginning of Irwin's first verse

  • @Tibbyvc-rb7od
    @Tibbyvc-rb7od ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This may be EpicLLOYD's most underrated performance

    • @robbob5302
      @robbob5302 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t know if it’s underrated. But may well be his most outstanding.

  • @zenith8417
    @zenith8417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    "You could make a whole show about the ocean, dry!"
    *BRUH*

  • @Heebie-Deebies
    @Heebie-Deebies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1627

    I know Steve won and all, but I want to mention how good the makeup on Jaques was. The makeup department killed it.

    • @Marlex-xk7od
      @Marlex-xk7od 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      phillyslasher we have opinions

    • @danganese8627
      @danganese8627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Marlex-xk7od we definately do and that was a Robin Williams victory

    • @its_kumar_babyyy
      @its_kumar_babyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      facts

    • @Aussieboy329
      @Aussieboy329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is aussie legend he won

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Highwind Rider That is a projector film filter... vhs looks nothing like that...

  • @crazytiger3366
    @crazytiger3366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I feel like Steve would play himself if he was still alive

  • @vfrostbytev2284
    @vfrostbytev2284 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    this is the most underrated ERB

  • @rachaelmatte7087
    @rachaelmatte7087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4951

    Morgan Freeman vs James Earl Jones

    • @poopie41
      @poopie41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      69th like

    • @taylor1131
      @taylor1131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Special guest: Keith David

    • @sponsoredbyraidshadowlegen1416
      @sponsoredbyraidshadowlegen1416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@taylor1131 Fuck yes. Keith David and Ernie Hudson are the underrated badasses of voices.

    • @killerkoala1918
      @killerkoala1918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Don't forget Phil LaMarr

    • @williamcole1943
      @williamcole1943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Morgan Freeman vs Denzel Washington

  • @dogeninja9134
    @dogeninja9134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    “You better run, you better take cover”
    Ah the Australian anthem

    • @nobesschoolie7974
      @nobesschoolie7974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      dont forget the "go back DOWN UNDER with your crew"

    • @sanandonas6712
      @sanandonas6712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      can't you hear, can't you hear the Thunder!

    • @nobesschoolie7974
      @nobesschoolie7974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Echo2124 so am I man... it’s a joke

    • @itsknighttime9572
      @itsknighttime9572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Cytoplasm4508 no one gives a shit.

    • @tomobsidiangaming1687
      @tomobsidiangaming1687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ahhh, yes, crikey, we finally get represented. Now let's give these poor buggers some bunnings snags

  • @jaybazza248
    @jaybazza248 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The editting of the crocodile grabbing the meat out of Steve Irwins hand is actually incredible

  • @AlinTrinca
    @AlinTrinca 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I just saw an interview of Robert Irwin talking about his dad, and brought a tear to my eyes. Later, this popped up in my recommended and it brought a smile on my face.
    Safe to say, today was a good day.

  • @LegendaryMercDC
    @LegendaryMercDC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2137

    Otto von Bismarck (the iron chancellor) vs. Margaret thatcher ( the iron lady.)

    • @justkiddingde6506
      @justkiddingde6506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Many suggest Bismarck battling Margaret Thatcher, but maybe there's someone else who could better fit to him.
      Quite frankly, they could do a similar deal with Bismarck like they did with Stalin, Lenin etc.: A lot of important German leaders battling each other (except Hitler and Frederick the Great, since they already were on screen), e.g. Friedrich Barbarossa (Holy Roman Empire) Armenius (Leader of the Germanic tribes, who fought the Ancient Romans in the battle of Teutoburg Forest), Stresemann (one of the most crucial politicians of the Weimar Republic, post-WW1 Germany), Erich Honecker (hardline-stalinist leader of socialist East Germany during the Cold War) and in the end Angela Merkel as today's chancellor of a reunited and democratic Germany.

    • @arminhillman7956
      @arminhillman7956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I like the idea of Otto Von Bismark vs Oda Nobunaga more. (Otto helped unite Germany and Oda helped unite Japan.)

    • @jacktovey4674
      @jacktovey4674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Terrible idea

    • @trashpanda-sg2xh
      @trashpanda-sg2xh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jacktovey4674 it works

    • @Timewarpiaman
      @Timewarpiaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      and then Tony Stark near the end (Iron Man)

  • @raz3488
    @raz3488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2060

    David Attenborough vs Morgan freeman.
    The voice of the planet and the voice of god

    • @ragingrhino4422
      @ragingrhino4422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The narrator's of life

    • @raz3488
      @raz3488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ragingrhino4422 perfect

    • @MyFluffyPig
      @MyFluffyPig 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dudeeeeee

    • @LordKnowsBlue
      @LordKnowsBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      R JP gosh his voice is amazing but I feel like Ron pearl man vs Morgan would be better voice of death and voice of life

    • @ieatedcrayon
      @ieatedcrayon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah Morgan Freeman vs Samuel L Jackson lmao

  • @averybondeson3322
    @averybondeson3322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Adding near the beginning of Steve's verse "You better run, you better take cover" was a power move I appreciate

  • @superplushtiman7ti075
    @superplushtiman7ti075 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "Where you killed by a fish kids pet at the aquarium"
    The moment this line came, the gloves were well and truly off, nothing was off-limits(the mistress diss, the brother diss), leading to Irwin smoking the man like a tuna

  • @banterwipes3894
    @banterwipes3894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1703

    Classic NicePeter verse:
    -Starts slow and calm
    -Slowly progresses in volume
    -Yells or rap in a rage filled voice when the beat drops

    • @MrNb22
      @MrNb22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      CS lewis and I were both discussing how you and jon snow BOTH KNOW NOTHING!

    • @fedesspace9632
      @fedesspace9632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't notice that !

    • @UncleMikeNJ
      @UncleMikeNJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      "I ALWAYS KEEP MY WHOLE CREW STEADY!"

    • @stewarthowell6781
      @stewarthowell6781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      "...making Capitalists rich OFF OF YOU IN MERCH"

    • @theli11
      @theli11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's still true on the new one.

  • @Dan-mw4zu
    @Dan-mw4zu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    'Hold the dee, I'm Crocodile Dun with you'
    God DAMN this battle is good

    • @YoungAlienBoy
      @YoungAlienBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey Can Yall Dislike This Video 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 th-cam.com/video/I--rRfdoWEI/w-d-xo.html

    • @jacksithlord1301
      @jacksithlord1301 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spooky Filmz Ent. No thanks

    • @Shirodx
      @Shirodx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      One of there best.

  • @samcoffel
    @samcoffel ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This is by far one of my top 5 ERB battles. Jacques and Steve both had awesome verses but Steve secured the win in the end!

  • @floorvankrimpen
    @floorvankrimpen 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Jacques: "Were you killed by a fish kids pet at the aquarium?"
    Steve: "Mate, you just lost this rap battle"

  • @crowkys
    @crowkys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    "you'll need a submarine for a blow that low"
    well he got that right

  • @antares____
    @antares____ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    "but with the sheilas you sure had fun, your mistress was as as young as your first born son"
    I think Cousteau could use the entirety of the ocean and still not recover from that burn.

    • @servantofthemosthigh2525
      @servantofthemosthigh2525 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheFuschiaDragonfly
      @TheFuschiaDragonfly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Being the ocean made of salty water, it would only have made things worse

    • @candicehoneycutt4318
      @candicehoneycutt4318 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was brutal 😂

    • @redwings0142
      @redwings0142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Talk about pouring salt on the wound.🧂🧂🧂🧂

    • @TheStraatjutter
      @TheStraatjutter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean it kind of depends on how old he was when his first son was born how effed that is exactly.

  • @newvagabond1375
    @newvagabond1375 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Still thinking this is the most underrated erb

  • @saperoi
    @saperoi ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Best self-contained underwater breathing apparatus: Cousteau

  • @doctormal.practice1606
    @doctormal.practice1606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5700

    My favorite line was "If you wanna count fish, please take the reef tour. Don't go throwing C4 on the seafloor." That was so epic.

    • @Xbxbbxbdbdxbxbbx
      @Xbxbbxbdbdxbxbbx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Yea the flow was great.

    • @gamerstheater1187
      @gamerstheater1187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      if no one understands basically the guy and his friends blew up a coal reef to get better footage

    • @dredark3
      @dredark3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      that C4 on the Sea floor was nuts

    • @turtleboy991
      @turtleboy991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@gamerstheater1187 That doesn't make it okay

    • @gamerstheater1187
      @gamerstheater1187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@turtleboy991 I didn't say it was ok, but he did change his ways

  • @otto720x4
    @otto720x4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6076

    "You're in Dr. Dolittle 2"
    *m8 don't knock on Steve for being in childish material when you literally inspired the narrator for SpongeBob*

    • @otto720x4
      @otto720x4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @Matthew Roedl Fair point

    • @rikustorm13
      @rikustorm13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ha true

    • @duskycat2326
      @duskycat2326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      The guy's already dead, why'd you set his coffin ablaze?

    • @otto720x4
      @otto720x4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@duskycat2326 Cremation, m8

    • @duskycat2326
      @duskycat2326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@otto720x4 true lol

  • @TanmanC
    @TanmanC 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    4 years later, I still stand by Lloyd as Irwin is one of his best acting roles!

  • @steppenwolf6626
    @steppenwolf6626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    How is it that Epic Loyd can look like everyone??... 🤨

    • @lewisprice8616
      @lewisprice8616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Watch behind the scenes. It's a lot of work and dedication.

    • @nasisalters9728
      @nasisalters9728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      For real. Every character he does

    • @steppenwolf6626
      @steppenwolf6626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lewisprice8616 that's why I love these guys!!

    • @VanessaMagick
      @VanessaMagick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Talented as fuck makeup artist and costume designers. The pros of having a successful fan-supported budget

    • @YoungAlienBoy
      @YoungAlienBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nasisalters9728 Hey Can Yall Dislike This Video & Leave A Funny Comment 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 th-cam.com/video/I--rRfdoWEI/w-d-xo.html

  • @vox5174
    @vox5174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5948

    Let this sink in,
    No cuss words
    *and possibly one of the most savage battles in erb*

    • @lebronstrash768
      @lebronstrash768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Antiseptikk facts

    • @sydlawson3181
      @sydlawson3181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      I had to rewatch and confirm, that's wild

    • @ulikemykungfu3995
      @ulikemykungfu3995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Same with bill nye vs issac Newton.

    • @peopleshootatme1615
      @peopleshootatme1615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Isn't crikey technically a cuss word in Australia?

    • @vox5174
      @vox5174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@peopleshootatme1615 Crikey can be considered a cuss word but really the only rule it really breaks is using the Lord's name in vein (if that's your religion, if you dont believe in it, that's completely fine) As Crikey was using as a way to say "C*rist!" In shock or surprise, it's up to you but in the English language it is rarely considered a swear word.

  • @chucksolutions4579
    @chucksolutions4579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Huge fan of both of these guys, JC brought so much attention to conservation, he made lots of mistakes but he was brilliant and inventive. SE a little reality tv-esque but I loved him.

  • @wonkothesane8691
    @wonkothesane8691 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I respect both these guys for their accomplishments and the joy they brought to me. RIP, both of you.

  • @ulitharid8907
    @ulitharid8907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7674

    Best flow: Steve
    Best disses: Also Steve
    Overall winner: Still Steve
    Overall Loser: PETA

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      I might also put it this way.
      Best Flow: Steve
      Best Boasts: Also Steve
      Best Roasts: Still Steve
      Overall Winner: Mother Nature
      Overall Loser: PETA

    • @richardp7139
      @richardp7139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🤣😂🤣

    • @konnorrockkonnoisseur4970
      @konnorrockkonnoisseur4970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Fuck PETA. Only they would talk shit about the late great Steve on his birthday

    • @merrbear5104
      @merrbear5104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂that just made my night!😂

    • @midnalazuli793
      @midnalazuli793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      PETA always loses.

  • @enabone2400
    @enabone2400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21984

    As an Australian I am automatically obliged to say Steve Irwin won

    • @TheEmeraldMenOfficial
      @TheEmeraldMenOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +760

      As a Canadian I agree. It’s not just a Australian thing to automatically give the win to the better bars.

    • @NickAlexSR
      @NickAlexSR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Same for me though I am from US, grew up watching Steve Irwin more then anything else. He touched the hearts and minds of everyone around the world.

    • @Luke41461
      @Luke41461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      This comment has officially become a forum for which nationality has been affected the most from Steve Irwin

    • @brandonpreston5254
      @brandonpreston5254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Anyone that has any idea of history is obligated to say Steve won :)

    • @maenad1231
      @maenad1231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      As an American I am automatically obliged to say the French guy lost

  • @trevonthaniel164
    @trevonthaniel164 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That one line is so crazy now 🫣😭

    • @missasia2652
      @missasia2652 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Was looking for this comment 😅😢

  • @S323_B
    @S323_B 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    cousteau's first verse is underrated asf 😭🙏

  • @alexfraser8352
    @alexfraser8352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2534

    "You're the only manatee I DON'T want to conserve!"
    I wouldn't exactly call a guy who wrestles crocodiles for a living fat...

    • @clonewarsgeneralgrievous2088
      @clonewarsgeneralgrievous2088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Exactly

    • @cameronlarsen9990
      @cameronlarsen9990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      keep in mind. he also wanted to have matches with many well known athlets and actors who were know for their impressive builds

    • @zavienb1831
      @zavienb1831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anniethomas239 ?

    • @lilultime6555
      @lilultime6555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ta gueule, jacques cousteau a gagné😈🤣

    • @bodianbear2411
      @bodianbear2411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I know right? steve wasn't even fat

  • @Thorcar123
    @Thorcar123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3701

    As a Franco-australian this battle leaves me attacked on all sides.

    • @RealGateGuardian
      @RealGateGuardian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      So did you give into yourself?

    • @twrampage
      @twrampage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      So you love surrendering to emus?

    • @alexs5814
      @alexs5814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Sooo... Nothing new, right?

    • @mikelyons9971
      @mikelyons9971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      "Embrace your French nature and quietly surrender"

    • @twrampage
      @twrampage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @William Casey Definitely emu, I want my feather hat!

  • @agedstring
    @agedstring หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fun fact: Robert (Irwin's son and referenced during Jacques' second verse) voices a Seagull in the Australian version of the second Spongebob Movie, which was a film both Nice Peter and EPICLloyd worked on for both a cameo and the post-credits rap battle.
    Therefore, Irwin is the first rapper whose family member has had some form of connection to ERB before their appearance in a battle

  • @ArkAngelHFB
    @ArkAngelHFB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    There is rarely a day that goes by since I first watched this years ago, that I don't hum the C4 line.

  • @dew7555
    @dew7555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1510

    Let's appreciate that both Jaques' and Steve's verses have certain rhymes that only work in their accents

    • @jaylee9552
      @jaylee9552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      😐 yeah but that aussie accent. ....

    • @blaketev
      @blaketev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Their accent? Steve's accent was completely wrong.

    • @jaylee9552
      @jaylee9552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@blaketev hahah lol ikr 😂 as an aussie i was like ..... 😐 wtf

    • @MichaelBirks
      @MichaelBirks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jaylee9552 Oi oi oi!

    • @itsknighttime9572
      @itsknighttime9572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Agreed. Lloyd's last line in that accent was....ew.

  • @Yodaknowseverything1
    @Yodaknowseverything1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    "But with the sheilas you sure had fun. Your mistress was as young as your first born son."
    Damn. Irwin had the better flow and dissses. Absolute blowout

    • @TGNXAR
      @TGNXAR 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Irwin's disses were on point, but Jacques had better flow.

    • @Yodaknowseverything1
      @Yodaknowseverything1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TGNXAR If you wanna count fish. Please take the sea tour. Dont go throw ing C4 on the seafloor. --Cousteau couldn't top that.

  • @CaitlinKoi
    @CaitlinKoi ปีที่แล้ว +15

    ERB handed this to Steve Irwin on a silver platter

  • @RJP-Gaming
    @RJP-Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "When I rock the mic I'm DANGER DANGER DANGEROUS."
    That gave me chills.

  • @jordanlee5892
    @jordanlee5892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    "If you wanna count fish please take the reef tour, don't go throwing C4 on the seafloor" gave me actual chills lol

    • @SynxVII
      @SynxVII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Best line in the whole battle

    • @Laffy1345
      @Laffy1345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      KABOOM

    • @DuskLegend
      @DuskLegend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So are they saying he threw bombs on the sea floor to film the aquatic life?

    • @thevideocommenter3061
      @thevideocommenter3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      can anyone explain please?

    • @codyball277
      @codyball277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He did it during the course of filming Silent World. He was quite brutal to marine life till the movie came out and he received significant backlash by conservationists.

  • @sivarammsnair6964
    @sivarammsnair6964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    " If you wanna count fish
    Please take the reef tour
    Don't go throwing C4 on the sea floor"
    Won it for me.

    • @Mrphilipjcook
      @Mrphilipjcook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That lines been going round my head. all. Day.

    • @Chelsearule4ever
      @Chelsearule4ever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It was that line and the line "now embrace your french nature and quietly surrender" that got me😂

    • @Burnthealphabetpeople
      @Burnthealphabetpeople 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      nazi nazi nazi oui oui oui won it for me just because of the refrence

    • @MrSilverFox
      @MrSilverFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean...It was honestly all pretty good.

    • @pureawkwardness415
      @pureawkwardness415 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love the flow and delivery of that line.

  • @eziokill9112
    @eziokill9112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't stop coming back to this video.

  • @crazypantz3492
    @crazypantz3492 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One of the most underrated ERBs

  • @allys744
    @allys744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    “Your mistress was as young as your first born son.” *the room just caught fire.*

    • @scottcarroll7782
      @scottcarroll7782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don Demarco, Bang Bang, it's like that. 👍

  • @gcollins1992
    @gcollins1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    Man... Irwin's lines were some of the best I've ever seen from ERB. Damn.

    • @WinstonKillDeath
      @WinstonKillDeath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This battle was incredibly well done from both sides.

    • @crypticfallacy4924
      @crypticfallacy4924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Winston_KillDeath love love loved it

    • @dimitrigedevanishvili
      @dimitrigedevanishvili 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, like, I was surprised by how quality this actually was.

    • @Enderhood25
      @Enderhood25 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly Steve orwin could have just been singing dr. Seuss quotes and I still would have loved it

    • @crypticfallacy4924
      @crypticfallacy4924 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dimitri Gedevanishvili agreed. Last couple were pretty awful

  • @vl3005
    @vl3005 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3 years later, and this one only got 11 million views???? That's just criminal.

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Straight fire again. Was fun to watch. Great video

  • @jonearch3069
    @jonearch3069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10809

    you can tell EpicLLOYD really enjoys his job, he's so enthusiastic and never fails to portray each one of his characters so flawless

    • @attheratehandle
      @attheratehandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      you guys are still reading comments a year later, that too comments with few likes, such a great commitment to the audience.

    • @scottchaison1001
      @scottchaison1001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@geekzone5685 ¿?

    • @FoxMaster
      @FoxMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@geekzone5685 elon musk in South African, not Asian.

    • @scottchaison1001
      @scottchaison1001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@geekzone5685 Even so, most of his impressions are pretty great.

    • @geekzone5685
      @geekzone5685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@scottchaison1001 Yeah

  • @ianmason219
    @ianmason219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    “You better run, you better take cover”
    Is that a reference to Down Under by Men at Work? Basically Australia’s Anthem?!
    Well played...

    • @richardbolsac4756
      @richardbolsac4756 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could be a short part in one of his documentaries. He was trying to help some big ass lizard and the thing tried to eat him. The he exclaimed I better should run and take cover.