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"Hit it!" "La Rinky, La Tinky!" "La Rinky." "La Tinky!" One of my co-workers and I have adopted this one and use it when we see each other at the start of each shift.
Mr. Ninja Warrior I know Adrian Peterson is familiar with Bad Lip Reading, and a Vikings fan brought a giant orange peanut for him to autograph after a game.
Maria Fleming 0:25 I only mean the Denver Bronco team think the Oakland Raiders play for the devil not the Texans. It was still a funny part of the video though f##k lol
Unless a celebrity guest voice is mentioned in the title, all spoken and singing voices in BLR are one guy - even the women's voices. He's anonymous, like Banksy.
is your concussion that bad? "uhh.. tell ya momma to tell momma that we splice n sice yea we splice n dice. But we ain't got no dice. and I was at the mall unloading a spaceship and I shaved a manaquine. And I will never love no mo'." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@531ff First of all, that's no way to talk to a woman...learn some respect. 🙄 Oh and "bang me" is definitely not gonna get you laid, buddy. I mean if you're gonna be a douchebag at least be smooth about it 😂
I love the I'm going to give these products a chance tooo work their magic on me. I've tried everything oooout there and sooo far nothing has been good enough to help me. Check out it there twitter.com/e9d517674622c49de/status/822770749395980289
“I’m half Hawaiian! Guess which half? The Greek half!!” ... Here I thought I could no longer be surprised. TEACH ME YOUR ADHD WAYS, BAD LIP READING DUDE!!!!
Skyfoogle Heimdall will deny all of you Jörmungandr-fåcking thralls entrance to glorious Valhalla, Valkyries will ignore your burning boat-beds of death as your ashes descend to draugrdom and clinical loneliness... you'll go to Helheim with the other unfamouses. *No Travis Fimmel for you!* Shouldn't have spent life bullying birds.
"This wall is magical. You can't touch me."-Tom Brady
LMFAOOOO
John Stjohn Ans that magical wall is called the referees.
lmao
John Stjohn aka his offensive line
I'm pretty and pushy
John Stjohn ppppppp
Plot twist: this is actually what they're saying
I'm convinced the Ryan Fitzpatrick clip was pretty accurate lol
Jeff Bean haha your a browns fan lol
Sinbadd Pullin they are just waiting like the cubs fans were
The guys getting really close, it might of been, seriously wtf were they talking about?
Jeff Bean Right?!
This one has the most eerie phrases yet and I love it.
“To see the flames, open your eyes.”
"Who's skull would you like" has something to say about that
Or perhaps "when you die I'll be outside"😂
*the pain is enormous*
For Eli that may be pretty accurate
@@PKFlashOmega ikr
My life in 4 words
This is the closest I get to enjoying football.
eggball, or better known as american football
joaquin capandegui a football and an egg are not the same shape...
You mean handegg?
Frostyy you mean football
L
I grew up in South Park, Ohio where SNAKES DON'T BITE ON YOU! 😅
“You’ll pay for this in Odin’s name” lol
i died when that with that one.
*Only 18* 👇👇👇
731426.LOVESBO.RU
@MR.random57 lol no thanks. Jesus isn’t god
"...and I shaved a mannequin and I never did love no mo."
I normally can't go outside
"Somebody took the nickels out of my dang locker!" 😂😂😂
Tom would totally say dang!
Smurfs
@@JPDillon fr 😂
*nickels
@@hot_dog_water2437 thanks
"You like my sister?"
"Yeah."
"Don't."
WHEN YOU DIE I'll BE OUTSIDE
XD
"Hit it!"
"La Rinky, La Tinky!"
"La Rinky."
"La Tinky!"
One of my co-workers and I have adopted this one and use it when we see each other at the start of each shift.
Freaking awesome 😂👏🏻
That's awesome
Are you La Rinky or La Tinky?
"Most skeletons are harmless." That is so true
Key word most
"To see the flames open your eyes"
"My furniture is rotten"
@Random man That's great!
@Random man Awesome!
some aren't though
"When you die, I'll be outside" 😂😂😂😂
SAMICH cash me ousside ha ba dat
SAMICH lol
@SAMICH, & Ghettoness TV: Haaaa Not bad.
SAMICH I love Randall Cobb
SAMICH
4:23 " I ate breakfast today" .................
2017 goals
I bet his new years resolution was to eat breakfast every day
Art House I read that right as it happened in the video
Art House Quit it dad sid
-Jordy nelson
Fart head
*this wall is magical you cant touch me*
You’re fired and you’re fired and definitely you’re fired. Not you buddy! 😭🤣
Brianna C Right? Quite funny I liked that one a lot too! Hahahaha
@@HhfGs2478 same lol😂😂
I died at this lol
What's funny is he's about to be fired too.
I laughed too hard at that 😂😂😂
0:57 "You'll pay for this in Odin's name." LMAO, so perfect for that guy. XD
I loved that line i can't stop laughing
We just found a real Viking
I thought he meant he looked like thor
"my brain is loud.. huh? whose there?" - Mell Duney
Mell Duney 5:20
Mell Duney that was gold
It's empty... he's just hearing echos
азатутюн каян
I died
“I used to go home and just throw gravel at my grandparents in bed” DEAD
The Lemonaders ouch! Lol
I know it's like the best part
"To see the flames, open your eyes..." The look on his face is too much.
5:20 My brain is loud...huh...who's there?😂
Meyzen76 koo
Meyzen76 same 😂
Meyzen76 I KNOW I DIED TOO!!!
Meyzen76 8
Meyzen76 coo
"I'm half Hawaiian. Guess what half? The Greek half."
fortunate fool lmaooo
fortunate fool as i read that it was happening
Alana Thomas no get outta here
+Alana Thomas no fuck off
MyleaGaming YT yeah
Tom Brady:"I'm pretty, and pushy!"
well...he ain't wrong :P
"I accept that I'm big, ok? I get it!" 😂😂😂 @1:32
"My brain is loud. *Who's there?!* 😂
I second that
Metalhead1997 LOL
My favorite too. XD
That one was epic! Lmao
Jarrett Winstead k
" I can't find my pencil" I didn't think it was funny until I looked above his ear XDXDXDXD
I am Seagull I didn't think that comment was funny until I read the whole thing😂
I am Seagull it isn’t that funny...
I read that comment at the exact same time that scene came on XD
“Quit it, dad said!” 😂
5:20 made me burst out laughing
Hi
How many times has my little brother said that 🤣
Yah
“I was at the mall, offloading some spaceships, and I shaved a mannequin, and I never will love no more.”
"I used to go home and just throw gravel at my grand parents in bed" That is classic...
That's what i do
@@davidhepworth8072 I bet😂
5:20 "my brain is loud..." has me rolling. So fucking funny!!
"I swallowed a penny, I swallowed a penny. Why a penny, why a penny, why a penny went that deep? Why man, why man, why?"Indeed.
"Hey friend, good morning!" 4:17 LOL it actually looks like he said that😂
It looks like they say everything though
Legend has it, they're still hugging...
Tyrod taylor♡Colin cappernick
on their knees
This ironically came out before Brady's jersey was stolen from his locker. I mean nickels
Happy Sidewalk Day, I hope your sidewalk is happy
Lets be a thing
@@chrishansen8201 I'll approve ... As long as there's proof that she isn't a minor 😂
“Just laugh if you’re mad” “ Just laugh if you’re mad”
I wonder if the NFL players even watch these
Mr. Ninja Warrior They do, Emannuel Sandeds posted on twitter about this
Mr. Ninja Warrior I know Adrian Peterson is familiar with Bad Lip Reading, and a Vikings fan brought a giant orange peanut for him to autograph after a game.
I'd be flattered if I were them!
patience 2277 what the fuck does that have to do with ANYTHING!?
patience 2277 so much *ITALIC WRITING*
"I'm half Hawaiian! Guess what half, huh?! THE GREEK HALF!" 😂😂😂What?!😂😂😂
Jennifer Murdock I lost it at that. 😂
Jennifer Murdock this wall is magical you can't touch me-tom brady
3:23: "MY HEAD!! MY HEAD GOT DAMAGED!"
BassGuitarGuy128 Ya that was one of my favorites hahaha
BassGuitarGuy128 d
The players should be saying this
🤣🤣🤣 he looks legit pissed off
“Most skeletons are harmless” has terrifying implications.
"I'm half Hawaiian. Guess which half? The Greek half!" Never gets old...
randomperson8571
Exactly! Lol.
Most skeletons are harmless
Lineman Daily lmao
Lineman Daily R U SURE ABOUT THAT?
😂
"How you feelin?"
"I.... I'm probably dyin"
I died😂😂😂
@1:09
"Mah furniture is rotten"
"Wut is mah diseaz"
“So you’re pregnant?”
“What? I..”
“You’re acting like you’re pregnant, just let it be what it is!”
😂😂
Katie Welsh I know the Denver Broncos think the Oakland Raiders play for the devil hahahaha lol.
@@HhfGs2478 Well Brock Osweiler was playing for the Texans then but whatever
Maria Fleming 0:25 I only mean the Denver Bronco team think the Oakland Raiders play for the devil not the Texans. It was still a funny part of the video though f##k lol
That's right, Rob Gronkowski is pregnant. :-D
Yeah, I grew up in South Park, Ohio, where SNAKES DON'T BITE ON YOU!
Zeziku Crap, they might be.
I think we can let go.
"Tom Brady, Michigan" turned to "I'm pretty and pushy." That's Tom Brady in a nutshell!
Who ever does Brady's voice is just hilarious.
Unless a celebrity guest voice is mentioned in the title, all spoken and singing voices in BLR are one guy - even the women's voices. He's anonymous, like Banksy.
@@CWargh63 that’s amazing!
@@CWargh63 - source? Not sure I believe that.
"I'm half Hawaiian, guess what half! The Greek half!"
Only Tom Brady would say that 😂😂
" somebody took the nickels out of my dang locker! You hear what i said? Every one of you guys is now a suspect, okay?! Smurfs!! "
Dshirlz36 I CRACKED UP ON THAT ONE!!!!
LMAOO
"I NEED A TIC TAC!"
*crying* XD
Aaron Rodger's most awfullest date was both tragic and hilarious
A hut in the rainforest seems to be on brand for him these days. 3:28
is your concussion that bad? "uhh.. tell ya momma to tell momma that we splice n sice yea we splice n dice. But we ain't got no dice. and I was at the mall unloading a spaceship and I shaved a manaquine. And I will never love no mo'." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Guess the concussion isn't too bad
Baseball_Player 808 rofl I know right. He's ffiiinnnnneee.
Jugginator 12 3
For talking like that he definitely has a concussion and should be in a hospital! ROFL HAHAHA
I havent sleep since '92
John Deer Neither have I...
“My brain is loud,ha who’s their who’s in my brain!!!!!!!” I literally died!!!!!!!
That was hysterical 😭 😂
"You'll pay for this in Odin's name" killed me
I want to dance across the Earth.
Kaleb Ashdon-Brown ..the one that made me lose it ...
I know right? I was dying at that XD Same with the "To see the flames, open you're eyes" lol
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I swallowed a penny
I swallowed a penny
Why a penny
Why a penny
Why a penny went that deep
Why man
Why man
Why
The pain is enormous.
I became famous at school for that.
Green slime Builds I feel funny about this...
That's probably what those poor Denver fans will feel like after a year with him as head coach.
Martin Bailey Miami Dolphins suckxdddddddddddddddddd. Patriots are the best team ever
"Who is she going to outback with?" That was so sad....
GURTINGURTIN..GURTIN
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😲😲😲😲😲😲😲
"I want to dance 'cross the earth" ........I LOST IT, LMAO!
@@531ff First of all, that's no way to talk to a woman...learn some respect. 🙄 Oh and "bang me" is definitely not gonna get you laid, buddy. I mean if you're gonna be a douchebag at least be smooth about it 😂
i laughed my ass off at "you'll pay for this in Odins name" XD
Sick Aaron Hernandez reference
So did my Social Studies teacher
The Viking look definitely sold it haha
I love the I'm going to give these products a chance tooo work their magic on me. I've tried everything oooout there and sooo far nothing has been good enough to help me. Check out it there twitter.com/e9d517674622c49de/status/822770749395980289
3:10 “You’re fired, you’re fired, and you’re definitely fired. Not you buddy!” 😂
“The wicked Sherpa is death” 😂😂
Supreme Levine Deaf*
"Happy sidewalk day"
Casey DeMarco I hope your sidewalk is happy
Casey DeMarco happy sidewalkin'
Casey DeMarco for you.
i lost it there
Feb 1 is officially sidewalk day, we need to start this
"I used to go home and throw gravel at my grandparents in bed" 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
When you die I'll be outside 😂😂 his eyes pierced through my soul when he said that
0:10 "Look at my golden hair" already dying lmao
Lol gopackgo
HAPPY SIDEWALK DAY!!!!!
Hope your Sidewalk is Happy!!!!
Ya, that's classic.
CHUD That's straight up sixth grade.
CHUD 🏹🏹👾
Marcus Adams I don't have a sidewalk
0:38 when you die I'll be outside, great
“I got books on the shelf....who reads?” Classic.
Yeah, books are terrible!
“Rubber bands and gum baby “
Jason Walton that is straight up sixth grade!
“I really wanna touch ambers camera” 😂😂😂😂
You'll pay for this in odins name
This needs to be a meme.
pikachu And violet for real
For asgard
I DIED!😂
I normally can't go outside.
Doctor: You have 6 Minutes to live
Me:
Highlight Heaven r u expecting likes? Cuz ur not gonna get any
Ghost I know lol but I don't really care
Braeden Youngblood lol
2:51 this one feels like it actually happened 😂😂
"I'm half Hawaiian!"
"Guess what half, huh?"
"The Greek half!"
I'm currently dying TvT
"I haven't slept since '92"
plot twist : some of them were real
Anh Dũng Nguyễn *all
2:49 "Rubber bands and gum baby" LOL MY FAVORITE!
Assassin 21 mine to
*MY HEAD! MY HEAD GOT DAMAGED!!*
"i want to dance across the earth"
i cant breathe
noisydope1138 freakin cried 🤣🤣🤣
noisydope1138 😂
noisydope1138 The man who said that died a few weeks ago.
damn..RIP
Mr A yeah his twin is lions coach
"K I know you guys have my phone" 😂😂
LOL it actually looks like he is saying that too😆
RIP Edwin Jackson, another life ended too short. 1:27 for any body that wants to see his BLR
He's dancing across heaven now.
I'm pretty and pushy 😂😂😂😂 so accurate for Brady
This video is amazingable
The Beast Mode Shots you can repeat that all week
I think you made up that word, but I'll still use it all week.
The Beast Mode Shots Jayden smith is also a footballer
Eliam Doucet I must know...what is my disease?
Eliam Doucet YAS!
Rubber bands and gum baby lol 2:49
Pexy
?
"My brain is loud!" I'm dead 😂
"MY HEAD! MY HEAD GOT DAMAGED!"
4:28 "I can't find my pencil."
Matjam Ask John Wick.
It's in your ear 👂
She will go to Outback with the one who finishes an entire Bloomin' Onion by himself. (Answer to 3:18)
Outback Steakhouse omg its actually outback steakhouse on an NFL bad lip reading video.
lol
I can finish an entire bloomin' onion by myself, let me know who "she" is, I need new friends haha
ahahaha😂😂
After seeing this I can't picture them saying anything else
“I’m half Hawaiian! Guess which half? The Greek half!!”
... Here I thought I could no longer be surprised. TEACH ME YOUR ADHD WAYS, BAD LIP READING DUDE!!!!
I wonder if the NFL players watch this 😂😂
TeeOozy same 💀😂
TeeOozy 😂😂
TeeOozy right 💀💀
+michaelatw86 Then who plays at OTA's and Training camp?
TeeOozy I was just thinking the same thing lmao
"your tongue is ashy" 😂😂😂
Suggs does look ashy as hell for the most part
Jazmine Porchia that had me weak
That one probably wasn't edited
How did you get so many likes?
Because many people also appreciated that particular portion of the video.
"This wall is magical you can't touch me" lmfaoo
1:27 Rest In Peace Edwin Jackson 🙏🏻
*you'll pay for this in odin's name*
No, you will.
Skyfoogle By Grabthar's Hammer!
Skyfoogle Heimdall will deny all of you Jörmungandr-fåcking thralls entrance to glorious Valhalla, Valkyries will ignore your burning boat-beds of death as your ashes descend to draugrdom and clinical loneliness... you'll go to Helheim with the other unfamouses.
*No Travis Fimmel for you!*
Shouldn't have spent life bullying birds.
lmao had me dying.
James Bond mm
“I haven’t slept since 92’ “
Evan Sidhu I haven’t slept since nam
Your tongue is ashy
'92
5:24 to 5:39 is hilarious: I guess it was a pretty bad concussion!
"My brain is so loud. Huh ? Who's there ?" I'm crying
How to start a fight in here
1 - Write a comment
2 - Wait
James Cook that's not how you start a fight in he comments section!!!
yeah it works ! whats the problem with you? loool
James Cook don't judge him asshat
Why are you trying to start a fight you purple potatoe?????!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!
STOP BULLYING EACH OTHER GUYS! THATS MEAN! YOU MADE ME CRY!