Can we all appreciate the fact that he ruined his entire setup, bookshelf, camera, kitchen, floor, hair, and everything else you see in this video? This man has dedication. Pure dedication.
Hi I wanna tell you Jesus Loves You So Much He Gave His Life for our sins so we can be forgiven from sin and Go To Heaven! Gods Love For Us Is Unconditonal ❤❤
Land lord: "so the house is in good shape?" Brandon: "...yes." *flashbacks intensifies* (Edit: Dang thanks for all the likes! 😋) (2nd edit: wow a year later. Thank yall for all the likes its crazy!!! :))
Brandon's genuinely amazed "woah!" reaction when he surprise-punched the non-Newtonian cornstarch mixture and it didn't explode everywhere was very entertaining.
brandon is the only man who would destroy his kitchen, make a leotard, and cause his bookshelves to collapse in under 5 minutes edit: wow thanks for all the likes you made my day
Saw your comment before watching the video. Going watch now and confirm, since I’m having a pretty bad day. Edit: can confirm I smiled throughout the video, probably didn’t laugh because of my day but it did help.
Don’t U finish that sentence there are children present and this is supposed to be a family friendly channel Also him: “Ohh its a stress balls! I get it!!!”😂
Ok but Brandon holding out both his hands to halt the collapsing bookshelves has the same energy as Chris Pratt trying to stop the Velociraptors from eating him lol.
can you imagine his girlfriend walking into their house and seeing a soap hand, a kitchen full of stuff, him wearing two cups on his head.... yeah can’t imagine her reaction...
Can we all appreciate the fact that he ruined his entire setup, bookshelf, camera, kitchen, floor, hair, and everything else you see in this video? This man has dedication. Pure dedication.
This video takes my anxiety, pours it in a blender, lights it on fire, then shoves it back in my face, like “have fun with your new side of ocd!”
I can't its so funny
... and an onion in his cup. At least he showered.
Yas
3:07 did he say the n word
This man destroyed his home for a video less that 5 minutes. He’s under appreciated
WAY underappreciated
Wayyyyyy!!!!
Under five minutes because it’s five minute crafts
He does that for every video
@@FrogHopYay yeah but the other videos are usually a lot longer. I’ve watched all of his 5 minute craft videos. This one is most destructive.
0:50 “go big or go home” -famous last words
Why u look like my friend ;-;
@@allithemango-onbreak3270 I don’t know
This is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come, when you feel my heat ,look into my eyes, it's where my demons hide, it's where it demons hide
@@hhfbko YES
"This is my kingdom come."
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"I"ll cry while cleaning kitchen later"
Same here
Indeed
Same i have to now TnT
Yessir
👋
Hi
The amount of cleaning you’re gonna have to do is astounding
My mum when i need to do my room :
Honestly he's probably used to it.
He has a cleaning lady
I can’t remember the account on tik tok but he’s not the one who cleans it all-
The sheer size of that mess makes me cry ;-;
The poor, poor kitchen.
But the office, yeah that never stood a chance.
Best .comment .ever
Yep lol
Lol 😂
You speak the truth my friend-
The fact he might have to clean that all up to r . i . p
0:52 ここだ!ここだ!ここだわ!
なんだこの自己満動画
あったー!あった!あったァ...!
ヒカマニ関連コメやめろ
“I’ll never let you go.” Not even a second later: drops it
Like Rose to Jack
its more like 0.47 seconds
Hi I wanna tell you Jesus Loves You So Much He Gave His Life for our sins so we can be forgiven from sin and Go To Heaven! Gods Love For Us Is Unconditonal ❤❤
@@aprilbyyy1705 amen 🙏🏼🙏🏾
This comment literally gives the whole plot of Titanic 💀
"Go big or go home!"
*annihilates the kitchen*
hello me u know bc my nane is angel
@@angelwilliams6568 bruh
@@Deacon... 😭😂
@@jessieegumbley4538 hey shut it im only 8 ok
jk im 12
Soon there will be no home to go to
0:52
"This is my Kingdom come, this is my Kingdom come. When you feel my heat, look into my eye, it's where demon hide, Its where my demon hide,"
boot dk
welcome to the come zone
th-cam.com/video/y1eSc_6CCPc/w-d-xo.html
Sussy balls
@@bearryberry9351 I like how that was the exact video i came from
1:00 Made me on the floor 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brandon has to be one of the best living antidepressants out there.
ik
For sure! I was having a bad day. Watched this twice so far. So good.
My therapist prescribed me Brandon instead of antidepressants.
Fuck yeah.
Yes
0:52 I've been looking for this scene my entire life and I finally found it
Lil nas exist:
Fanboys: 0:52
@@prohasd3347 wtf
This is my kingdom come...
@@ImNotRight-eh4yt This is my kingdom come!
@@pizzamancer666 WHEN YOU FEEL MY HEAT
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
His neighbors: yup he's definitely doing another 5 minute craft video
XD
Yassss
This made me laugh? Congrats
@@emmalyndegenhart7827 thanks yous
or you know the "apple juice"
The math teacher when the favourite student comes in
0:51
💀
AYOOOOOOO!🤨 📸
"I have an onion...OH ITS IN THE KITCHEN"
Yes that's normally where it is.
True
Wait... so yall dont keep ur onions in the bathroom??
@@savannarandolph sometimes I think I do but only when I'm running on 3 days worth of red bull and no sleep...
@@mae6787 cuz Red Bull gives u wings
@@savannarandolph Naw, I kept them in the toilet
Brandon as woman pours soda on her head: “What a mess”
Me: “Did we seriously just forget what happened in the first minute of this video?” 😂😂
Go big or go home
@@sanstheskeleton5303 *SPRAYING NOISES*
@@d0ll84 XD
@@d0ll84 stop IT... *SPRAYING NOISES AGAIN*
Land lord: "so the house is in good shape?"
Brandon: "...yes." *flashbacks intensifies*
(Edit: Dang thanks for all the likes! 😋)
(2nd edit: wow a year later. Thank yall for all the likes its crazy!!! :))
So about that deposit. .....
@@dragonflygecko 🤣
@VoltyKid yes
Brandon's genuinely amazed "woah!" reaction when he surprise-punched the non-Newtonian cornstarch mixture and it didn't explode everywhere was very entertaining.
Oobleck
house: *exist*
Brandon: I am fluent in over 5 million ways of kicking your ass
He always did want to learn languages... Brandon, property damage is your other love language...
I think his house is his secret love child (only mha fans will get it)
@@amayanobles2551 YAS
@@amayanobles2551 I love this😂
@@amayanobles2551 YES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just imagine his neighbors like
The neighbors: Honey!!! He’s doing it again!
honey! The neighbors on crack again! I think we should move out before he comes over here to destroy our kitchen...
“Uh babe? The neighbors at it again, when are we going to move out?”
I LOVE THESE COMMENTS LMFAOOO
HAHHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 so true!!!
The came to check on him during the beef wellington video 😂😂
Kitchen: exists
Brandon: I’ll end this kitchens whole career!
xD
0:51 JP guys
u want this clip, isn't it?
よくやった
Questions you don't ask:
A man: his salary
A woman: her weight
Brandon: how the heck he cleans after every video
he just has an exact replica of his apartment for each video.
@@shookelmo7505 I would love that if I were as messy as him
@@shookelmo7505 HOW?!!!???!?!?!??!? THAT WOULD COST HIM A LOT CASH
@@shookelmo7505 yeah his house just consist of hundreds of the same room
HowToBasic: *P A T H E T I C*
brandon is the only man who would destroy his kitchen, make a leotard, and cause his bookshelves to collapse in under 5 minutes
edit: wow thanks for all the likes you made my day
yes
hes a whole icon
Leotard
And pour pop on his head
World record for most mess made in the smallest space in 5 minutes
“I don’t cry when cutting onions, I cry when cleaning kitchen later “
Is the most funny and most relatable thing ever said
That is so weird, when I read the comment he said the line-
Wait same..
@@---ls4kk me to lol
And remember...
No onions for Austria
0:53 when a girl bumps into me
“how old are your pounds? no. wait.”
yes
2 weeks
@ZoeInnit many
i promise you he is the funniest guy even if your having the worst day
I agree 😂. I lost it when he tossed the glove on the foil, the shelves started to fall and he jumps up with the speed of light.
'Nonononono!' 😂
Saw your comment before watching the video. Going watch now and confirm, since I’m having a pretty bad day.
Edit: can confirm I smiled throughout the video, probably didn’t laugh because of my day but it did help.
@@IDynamiteProductions I hope your day gets better :)
TRUE!
I agree 👍 💯
“Ima duct tape myself to the ceiling and we will see” 😂😂😂😂
Where did he come from though? 😂
@@aishwarya5663 the ceiling doi
For real tho how did he come from the ceiling
@@aishwarya5663 that’s a secret he will never tell 😂 he’s a wizard
Let’s all appreciate the effort Brandon puts when cleaning up his house just to make us laugh.
shut up
Comments like this are what makes people do the opposite, stop saying ''us''.
@@thirdhandlv42310 iq
@@thirdhandlv4231 what do you want it to say "me" instead?
@@anikone177we would prefer if you wouldn't say anything at all
That man soaked himself in kingdom co-
Don’t U finish that sentence there are children present and this is supposed to be a family friendly channel
Also him: “Ohh its a stress balls! I get it!!!”😂
-me this is my kingdom come
damn I laughed so hard
@@kolbemccay7250 m
@@kolbemccay7250 i already know what he was gonna see and i am 11
can we just address the fact that this hilarious man has a wife. imagine the look on her face when she comes home every day
she wouldn’t be surprised 😂
It’s his girlfriend and they don’t live there
Gloves don’t really have a look, or a face for that matter
@@e11a__ i can see why
No- no he dosnt- it’s his gf lol
“His eyes say bedroom but his hands say Hospital”
Lmbo!!
POV: what teachers think will happen if a boy sees a girl's bare shoulder in class 0:52
Nobody:
His neighbors: There he goes again.
His neighbors: theres goes the crackhead that i see each morning
/j
“I don’t cry while cutting onions I cry when cleaning kitchen later”. Brandon Farris 2021 I think (Lol)
Same lol
Don’t say it like that makes him seem dead
@@littleblindbean I- huh
@Mr Doge chilllll
Nah it’s the 58th of December
We got stuck in the 2020 year
Why do I feel like he just woke up and said “I feel like making a mess today”
Have u seen the others 😂🤣
0:58 i love how he says: 'stop it' and the bottle just explodes everywhere XD
"Go big or go home"
Top ten quotes said right before disaster
Right before he detonates his homemade bomb
100th like
Don’t forget “It should be easy” right before he made both of his cabinets fall on top of him because he tried to put pants on.
😂😂😂
@@L1terallyV1 Stop. You're too funny
“Stop it...”
Boom
THE MOST MESSY KITCHEN I HAVE EVER SEEN AND ALL BRANDON SAYS IS “Oh hey it reached the stove!” DANG I LOVE YOU.
Brandon's neighbor: "What are you doing?"
Brandon: "Spring cleaning"
Brandon's neighbor: "But it's January."
Brandon: "I know"
Him opening his gifts is same.
Him :opening my Christmas gifts
Everyone :it's Feburary
More like sprite cleaning
0:50 "go big or go home!"
and thus, a meme was born.
my mom: my god My son has not left his room, he must be studying
Me in my room: 0:52
Underrated
This is my kingdome CoMe
When you feel my heat
look into my eyes
It's where my demons hide
Brandon: "Go big or go home"
Also Brandon: **Creates a fucking bomb**
But he's already home so he has to go big. What else do you expect of Brandon?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@atlas1315 😂😂😂
i fucking grew abs from laughing to hard
best comment ever
Let’s just give him a round of applause for all the times he’s ruined his house for our entertainment 👏🏻
Agreed
👏
agree
新しい順にすると同じような人がたくさんいて安心する
0:52 this is my kingdom come
Someone should put this part of the video and sync it with the song demons
@@HGamer2007 it has already been done.
Nice
Who did it
@@bruh4899 dunno, ive seen it on discord lol.
Best Brandon Quotes:
“How old are your pounds?”
“What does a concussion smell like?”
😂😂😂😭😭😭
I asked my mom the second one because I hit my head on a ladder and she bursted out laughing
“KeVin!”
You forgot
“Parents do this under the supervision of your children”
My favorite one from him is
“don’t believe what you see on the internet...or whatever comes out of my mouth, there both lies most the time” 😂
I don’t know if anybody knows this one but...” PeNut BuTtER AND JELLY! wEre coMInG CHiLdREN!!!”
**vinegar and baking soda covers the entire kitchen**
Brandon, with one paper towel: “Are you challenging me?”
Its soap and hydrogen peroxide and baking soda
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
exactly XD
I can’t type while lmao
0:53 Every male when November ends
How schools thinks boys react when a girl shows 0.00001 percent of their shoulder:
0:51
😭
Facts
PFT- ACCURATE XD
Omg😭😭
@@rnd0m150 gacha alert
1:00 that mess scares me. I’m genuinely terrified by a mess
What is it
@@king_crimson8264 kingdom come
Casually wipes down the fridge
@MoolsDogTwo when you feel my heat
Look into my eyes
“i got so much of that boom boom juice up my nose” -Brandon Farris 2021
0:59
“Stop it”
*blows up*
He protect
He attacc
But most importantly
He'd still clean his kitchen
After the ballon hack
I love this
wow thats wow
YAS
COPY RIGHT!!! Jk
go big or go hom- *KITCHEN SLAUGHTER NOISES*
Moral of the story: never leave Brandon alone in your house.
Edit: HOLY SHIT I HAVENT EVEN HAD 100 BEFORE, HOW DID I GET THIS!? 😭😭💕
Moms not home
this has 666 likes-
Agreed
True
Or alone with his sister 🤣
"Go big or go home"
He went big inside his home
omg i laughed so hard at this lmao
Why is nobody talking about the random appearance of a ponytail… 1:11
That intro is kinda concerning. But I've learned not to ask questions
@ABIGAIL TENCZAR lol 😂
@ABIGAIL TENCZAR yep
The whole video is concerning
It’s like the #1 rule for Brandon Ferris fans lmao
Lmao 😆
"Thats a pretty clean kitchen".
*regrets everything he's done to that poor thing*
"go big or go home"
Famous last words before unleashing his kingdom come
He went big and deep alright ;)
That's what she said
That meme is godly😂
That line reminds me of the bad guys its "go bad or go home"
This is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come
Ok but Brandon holding out both his hands to halt the collapsing bookshelves has the same energy as Chris Pratt trying to stop the Velociraptors from eating him lol.
Based Chris Pratt
I thought the exact same.
Five minute crafts ruin everyone's day unless done by brandon
yes.
yes
Yes
Ong
0:52 People with an inflation fetish when they learn about the Weimar Republic.
Or Zimbabwe
Lmao
Venezuela
Post-WW2 Hungary
is it about sexuality or about economics?
This man needs an award for most chaos in one video
...repeatedly...
I don't know if the industry could make enough awards...🤦♀️
Award for allll the things he does 💜
Who is going to mention he has a wife and she has just learned to accept his craziness
can you imagine his girlfriend walking into their house and seeing a soap hand, a kitchen full of stuff, him wearing two cups on his head....
yeah can’t imagine her reaction...
Gloria: Not Again. Babe!!! Did you replace me with a hand again!?!?
“I’ll never let you go!”
Drops it in the sink😂
This guy makes my day 100000 time better😍😝😜
Mine too
You are 100% correct
Titanici refrains ???
𝙸 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚕𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘 😅😅
gloria comes home like: -_- not again.
Yeah I bet she’s glad he rents a separate apartment for filming in
Shame Brandon (beaten up)
@@aiden3627 yeah I agree imagine living with him full time
0:52 it's my first time finding the origin of a clip on accident 💀
same 💀💀💀
is nobody going to talk about the fact that this dude really got himself on the ceiling-
Shhhh
It makes it not funny shhhhh 🤫
@Kylie Hill yeah he paused the rec than it unpaused when he was in the air
@@Only1elias no he ✨edited it ✨
@Kylie Hill it makes it less funny shhhh
Him: *ruining his kitchen*
Me: *laughing*
2 minutes later
*His shelves start falling*
Me: *dies of laughter*
Dont watch it with ur mom, she'll scream when he destroys his stuff if shes anything like my mum
I'm laughing so badly my stomach hurts
I think I may or may not have died
R.I.P
should be callled “brandon makes a mess of his house for 4 minutes”
4:00
Agreed
isn’t that all of his videos
@@rinrinabis true true very true :^
@@rinrinabis ye pretty much lmao
0:50 "Go big or go home *crash* "No, stoppit- *SHCCCCCTT*
kelly better getting started cleaning cuz it's gonna take a while
You mean how friggin fabulous it is?
Why would Kelly clean if Brandon made the mess? 😂
Kelly's just a friend Brandons girlfriend is probably going it
HE better start cleaning lol why would she fo it 😂😂😂
It doesn’t sit well with me that the internet trash can watches Brandon farris
Brandon: "now i know these topple pretty easily..."
Also Brandon: *Vietnam flashbacks*
Moral of the story: Don't leave Brandon alone in- just anywhere, don't leave him.
Thats pretty much the gist of it
Hes great
0:52 BRO JUST HAVİNG SOME FUN💀💀💀💀💀💀
Shelfs start to fall:
HIM:no no no
The other one too and he repeats back and forth
Him:gets wegi
"I like you but we didnt marry,"
"alright go to bed"
"Ohh nononoonono"
3:10
I when to that time stamp when I was at 1:34 ... I’m so confused of go what happened
I laughed alot when i saw the ummm desk yeah desk fall down my parent heard me laugh cause im in newyork
@@milanmeyer7657 ok
why is no one talking about him calling onions “boohoo stinky whites” because that had me crying like I was cutting a boohoo stinky white😭😭
🤣😅🤣 My thoughts exactly!! & Your comment made me cry like I was cutting a boohoo stinky white as well!!
Lol
@ĆløudyRøse hahaha 🤣🤣
I’m definitely calling onions that now
3:09 why they do that😂😂 but also he has to put everything back in place
nobody:
not a soul:
NO ONE:
Brandon: “how old are your pounds?”
68 years.
LMAO😆😆😆😆
Brandon "hey, it reached the stove"
Rest of the kitchen: *completely covered in foam*
"It reached the stove"
Yeah well it also reached the ceiling
This man is literally the CEO of launching himself off of his chair 😂😂
See also: watermelon rubber band video
0:56 Pov: U let a child wash the dishes and u try to clean up before mother arrives
"I'll never let you go"
Me getting emotionally attached to fictional characters like
same
@@numberonesoadfanreal Based on your username, you haven't been able to hold onto them for long have ya? If you catch my drift.
I feel that way about ginger
@@theyrewatching1088 NO SHHH NOOOOO😭✋🏻
@@deludedpup I'm so (not) sorry!
2:01 “oh I can think of one instance where that would help”
Flashbacks to his kitchen nightmare
0:53 when your crush finally sent you a photo
Lol
These are so fucking unfunny, i came here to see if there was something interesting and everything is just: boys when girls XD LOL
A photo of what😳
@@diamondcreeperlh her house
@@diamondcreeperlh his cat
0:58「スケベ」って聞こえる
0:51
School boys at the instant their entire family leaves the house:
Boys when november ends
So we’re just going to ignore his *hair*
Yes,yea we are
I said the same thing
Considering what he did to his kitchen...yes.
Yup
th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
He destroys his house for TH-cam that’s pure dedication
Im Irish :D
@@heatherosborne8221 car bomb
恐らくTwitterからきた人によって再生数が増えてると考えられるの草
0:53
Pokémon fans when they see a vaguely-humanoid feminine Pokémon
Bắn tùm lùm bắn tung toé
Lmao
There's no laws against the Pokémon, batman!
@@AmmiadNO JOKER DONT DO IT
@@p3talsdotpngIM GONNA DO IT BATMAN
0:52 how schools think boys react when they see 0.000000001% of a girls shoulder
Lmao
This is my kingdom come this is my kingdom come
Seen that comment before and its still hilarious
😂😂
🥛 who wants this sticky milk?
Ayo is his milk though?
I quote "I don't cry while cutting onions I cry when I clean the kitchen"
Ahhhhh, “Go big or go home”
I cry when I clean kitchen later. I got so much of that boom boom juice up my nose.
“It burns! And I should’ve made goggles for my nose, Hold on I have onions. Oh wait it’s in the kitchen..........”
" when it comes to cutting these....boohoo stinky whites...."😂😂
0:22
" ill never let you go ! " then proceeds to drop it 💀💀