"I wonder what else I can levitate" hahaha gets me every time. 😂😂Brandon is the one guy that everyone is friends with. He really brightens up my day and cheers me up.
@@orangegradient4309 Actually I wasn't ttying to not be original. I'm just bad at wording things. I was mainly just saying that I appreciate that he makes anything entertaining. I don't really think you neededd to say that, like...I don't feel it was necessary
And yes, to those that appreciate it to, and don't try to comment telling me to be original when there's worse comments out there, also heads up. Not trying to be toxic, just maybe consider the fact that not every comment is creative
I love how Brandon always jokes about the experiment, attempts to do the experiment with 0-1 of the actual required substances, and then gets upset when it doesn't work. Its the same vibes I get while watching my nephew make "soup" in the garden and then crying when it doesn't taste like soup 🤣
I’m sick with a fever and Brandon’s videos are one of the very few things that never fail to make me laugh. Even though it makes my lungs hurt to laugh….worth it lol the cinnamon hot dog got me 😂
"Silver melts the ice, and acetone doesn't melt the cups!!!!!" - Brandon Farris Hey Brandon, I seriously appreciate eery video you've made. They brought me out of a very dark place. Thank you♥
Idk how but this guy gets me laughing my but of every time. Doesnt matter how many times i rewatch it. He aged as well as his content. Surprisingly well
Omg, he said “teleki-nephew” 😂😂😂lmao, that’s amazing!!! I’m usually on the same pun wavelength as Brandon, but somehow, somewhere along the way, I’ve failed to hear “nieces” in telekineses and teleki-nephew both surprised and delighted me. I’m unabashedly going to steal it and look for ways to fit it into conversations moving forward 😆😆
Man he makes me laugh to the point I cry. I love this man and his water pocket lmfao. I'm so glad he posted I have been having a bad day until he posted.
Been having the crappiest time at the moment with school and work experience, going into the higher grade and just scared of growing up more. Your videos never fail to make me laugh. I've been laughing this entire time. Thank you 🖤
Okay buckle up because you're about to see the longest comment I've ever written, but I really wish people told me this stuff when I was younger and I want you to at least have a starting point Some stuff you should know about growing up that terrified me: - Adults have no idea what they're doing either, even if they seem put together, we're all just learning how to mess up less -The transition to getting older isn't instantaneous, and you are in control. That seems obvious, logically, but a lot of the anxiety I had about growing up was that I wasn't ready for it. You're growing at your own pace, and don't let anyone trick you into thinking that you have to be in a specific place - Honestly there wasn't really a big change in my maturity. Your brain is physically still changing and developing, (actually until you're around 25) and as you get older you slowly build up life skills and how to cope with bad situations. So don't worry too much about getting everything done now, just try to learn and grow whenever you can and want to - Not the best thing to say to someone in school, but grades actually don't matter that much after highschool. My college was giving a scholarship grant to anyone with a GPA over 2.0. Perfect grades can be a nice touch and get you respect academically, but they're not worth your sanity. Try your best in school, and "best" does not mean worked to the bone, it means doing as good of a job as you can while maintaining your own wellbeing - Another really terrifying thing is all the "grown up" stuff, and unfortunately our schools don't set us up so well for that. But really if you have a normal job and don't own property or a business, it isn't actually that hard, especially if you know the easier ways already. Keep your pay stubs, understand the two forms you'll need for taxes, use TurboTax or something else free and try to do a dry run of your taxes. Pretty much it's just filling out your information and putting in a picture of the forms, and checking if it's correct. The first time I filed taxes, after setting up the app, it took me maybe 20-30 minutes and that's just because I kept putting my social in wrong. If you're young you're probably not making enough to need to file taxes, so doing it anyways can give you a bit of practice, understand how it works without the pressure. -Get your personal information from your parents; social security number, what health insurance you have and who's paying for it. Also if you're receiving any money from the government, inheritance, etc. This really isn't something you need to worry about until you're older but it's good to know because a lot of parents just don't think of explaining it. - Jury duty: Honestly hasn't come up for me yet, it's a small chance that you'll ever actually get put on a case, let alone within a few years. You shouldn't worry about it. - Housing: Really if you have daily normal parents you'll be able to live at home until you're ready to move out. - Don't spent all of your money, if you can, get a bank account set up (or one on your behalf), and put a portion of each paycheck into a separate savings account. This doesn't matter much now but there will eventually be times where those savings are a godsend. - This is less specific but be critical of situations you face, not being an ass, but questioning if something is right for you. Authority figures' recommendations can seem automatically correct, they're not, and you have full control over your own actions. - You cannot control other people. Yes, it's obvious, but really, deep down, on some level we wish we could control others. Not necessarily in a bad way, I'm talking trying to change what someone does, trying to "fix" people. You can't fix people. And it sucks. You can give your own advice and support, but ultimately they're the one living their life and if they change they have to do it themselves. - And finally, maturity isn't being serious and smart and not making mistakes. Maturity is accepting that you, along with everyone else, will mess up, try again, and learn from it. Do not ever let someone tell you that liking things that are considered "childish" makes you immature. They're an idiot in denial. Please, do not force yourself to be older. You will grow over time, but you don't and shouldn't have to let go of things you love. Put stickers everywhere, put on the clothes that you like, skip around the park like a maniac. It's okay. I'm 19 going on 20, I went into a toy store and got something for myself, I've put on a big flowy dress that feels awesome and then just walk my dog. Maturity isn't sacrificing your inner child, it's building and growing from it, at your pace, how you want to. A lot of adults don't understand that. I hope you're doing okay, and just remember, what's going on now you probably won't remember once it's all over. I cannot, with 100% certainty, tell you will have a perfect life ahead of you, who knows maybe you get banished to mars or something. I can tell you that statistically, it's pretty much near impossible that you won't be happy in the future. You will have moments, you will struggle sometimes, but as someone who went through things that very much felt impossible, here I am now, still breathing, still laughing, still being a person. You're going to be okay, trust me on this one
The only channel where I don't skip the sponsored segment. Also that venom thing does work, you just need ball magnets in the glove and dip it on ferro fluid ( magnetic fluid )
Hey Brandon! I know you probably won't see this but I just wanna let you know, I broke my ankle a few days ago so I've been stuck in bed, I can't go anywhere and I've been feeling a little depressed lately, but your videos are really helping me feel better about my situation! Thank you, Brandon! :)
8:36 this is kinda funny because this probably does work, but I suggest using fur, idk that's what we are learning in science class, static electricity and what not
Brandon has already done the cinnamon water one. In his Amazing 5-Minute Crafts video from July 3rd, 2020. The cinnamon part is at 1:25. I rewatch a lot of his 5-Minute Crafts videos and his Google Translate videos over and over because they are so hilarious. I've seen the GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES 100YR OLD CHARCUTERIE BOARD! video about 8 times because I love it so much! He's very funny!
2:10 its actually ketchup and baking soda - instructions: take lid off then, put baking soda in, put lid back on and shake....flick the cap and theres ketchup foam
had a really rough day today i found out my friend was dying from cancer and theres no way to stop it he's full of cancer and no ammount of money can save him i really needed brandon right now he makes me feel so much better
Go to expressvpn.com/imbrandon and find out how you can get 3 months of ExpressVPN free!
I've had ExpressVPN for a couple years. It's awesome!
I'm not sure if your seeing this but your really amazing cool and funny
I LOVE YOUR CONTENT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE TH-camR PLEASE MENTION ME IM A TOASTER
the golfball trick at the beginning works better if you use a hairdryer, and less smelly
So we ain't talking about how he got arrested no explanation???
“There’s only one way to a man’s spoon, and that’s through his water-heart; you can quote me on that” -Brandon Farris
hell yeah cam
How do you only have 92 likes and 2 replies also cam u will quote him on that
I was the 101 like, and for some reason that is very cool to me.
Cam commented and only has 4 replies!? (including me) Wow! Im "early" ig?
its been a year and only 122 likes from the comment from camweon somAKY HIMSELF?
I love Brandon's fascination with the axe body sprays air pressure its such pure excitement
A caveman discovered “magic”
Read this as "I love Britain's fascination with the axe body sprays air pressure" and I gotta say.
What is my brain on? I need some of that.
It doesn’t take much to entertain a man
@@skeletonarmy5399 Axe body spray.
Listen,I feel like he has an inner 3 year old and it's nice because I have a inner 3 year old.
“They call me white chocolate. They also called the cops.” Had me burst out laughing. Brandon can make anything absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😊
"I wonder what else I can levitate" hahaha gets me every time. 😂😂Brandon is the one guy that everyone is friends with. He really brightens up my day and cheers me up.
I can't get past the fact that Brandon's office will now smell like a middle school locker room for the next week
Dont forget the Non acetone nail polish remover he poured
His recording room probably smells like a zoo 💀
Ikr 💀@@toxicitycat
It's smelled much worse for much longer I'm sure. Lol
Let's just appreciate how Brandon can make any situation entertaining
Amen Bro
NPC ahh boy 💀💀💀
No offense but come up with something original
@@orangegradient4309 Actually I wasn't ttying to not be original. I'm just bad at wording things. I was mainly just saying that I appreciate that he makes anything entertaining. I don't really think you neededd to say that, like...I don't feel it was necessary
And yes, to those that appreciate it to, and don't try to comment telling me to be original when there's worse comments out there, also heads up. Not trying to be toxic, just maybe consider the fact that not every comment is creative
I love how Brandon always jokes about the experiment, attempts to do the experiment with 0-1 of the actual required substances, and then gets upset when it doesn't work. Its the same vibes I get while watching my nephew make "soup" in the garden and then crying when it doesn't taste like soup 🤣
4:17
COUGH🚞
Wowwie-
COUGH🌬
oh no its dry
ÁĘH-
ok I missed
COUGH
He's gonna go to bed tonight and Gloria is gonna be like "what's that smell?"
".... dark temptation"
Famous last words
Smells like teen spirit
"Thats what they used to call me 😏"
@@Antisocial_Cryptid13 AYYY NIRVANAAAAAA
I’m sick with a fever and Brandon’s videos are one of the very few things that never fail to make me laugh. Even though it makes my lungs hurt to laugh….worth it lol the cinnamon hot dog got me 😂
Same (I’m sick too) and this guy makes me laugh
Hope you feel better soon!
What a coincidence, haven't stopped coughing for a week and Brandon made my chest hurt
Same
Hope all of you feel better
"Silver melts the ice, and acetone doesn't melt the cups!!!!!" - Brandon Farris
Hey Brandon, I seriously appreciate eery video you've made. They brought me out of a very dark place. Thank you♥
That cup disintegrated into the darkness 1:02
Dissappeared into the dark temptation
This man’s content will never get old
Edit: HOLY CRAP IM FAMOUS
First
@@floppa7110 no one cares
true it never gets old
@@floppa7110 you little Baka ball
Ikr
Brandon seems like the type of guy to look at a 5 Minute Crafts video and say “Is Anyone going to embarass that?” And not wait for an awnser.
@Christmas 🎄 Hmmmmmmmm.
Nvm it's wholesome
WILBUR REFERENCE??
THIS AGED HORRIBLY 😣😭
1:54 is possibly the best way I've seen someone promote a sponsor
1:36 omg he’s flying
“I think we should see other.. apartments!” 💀👏
I’ve missed seeing your 5 min Crafts. Thanks for ALWAYS delivering Beebs 😂
3:51 “OoOoH tHat’S….tHaT’s ThAt DaRk TeMpTaTiOn WaTer”
I love how Brandon gets so excited over the ping pong ball thing that he pelts the poor little red solo cup across his studio.
Idk how but this guy gets me laughing my but of every time. Doesnt matter how many times i rewatch it. He aged as well as his content. Surprisingly well
@Тhing 🅥 what? Bot
@@TheEggGuy64 what-
@@pika_doodle i have absolutely no clue what is going on here. I dont think i replied that on my own comment. I am just as confused as you
@@TheEggGuy64 LOL- wait- so is it a bot???
@@pika_doodle no, i think i commented this but i have no idea how this reply got here
I think I speak for everyone when I say
Brandon has the best reactions to everything
The “waallhhh” sound had me 😂😂 4:27
1:35 out of context is way too funny
brandon's ads are the only ones i'll ever watch and enjoy and im easily entertained lmao love you beebs 😂😂💜
Hey Brandon, 5-minute crafts used ferrofluid and 5mm magnetic balls in the glove for the venom thing at 7:35 . 😁
RIP Zen Magnets 😔
Brandon is the embodiment of energy, chaotic yet needed
"Welcome to the future, yeah because you pass out and wake up 2 minutes later." That got me laughing.
Petition for Brandon to star in every commercial ever
Omg, he said “teleki-nephew” 😂😂😂lmao, that’s amazing!!!
I’m usually on the same pun wavelength as Brandon, but somehow, somewhere along the way, I’ve failed to hear “nieces” in telekineses and teleki-nephew both surprised and delighted me. I’m unabashedly going to steal it and look for ways to fit it into conversations moving forward 😆😆
4:22 Brandon Farris = Waluigi
Brandon always makes a way to cheer someone up
Literally cracks me up every time. And I love Aidens editing 😂
Oh can it 😑
The fact that Brandon finally has a sponsor, makes me want to sign up 😂😂
This guy makes my day better I'm always excited when it almost time to leave work so I can watch him
Brandon's wowee is everything
4:22
@7:18 Cartier rings in that color are either white gold or platinum, not silver 😂😂 But that bit was still hilarious 😉😆
Man he makes me laugh to the point I cry. I love this man and his water pocket lmfao. I'm so glad he posted I have been having a bad day until he posted.
same here.
And same here as well
This guy gives me what Jenna gave me. A feeling of excitement and joy and com love you dude
“One way to spoon a mans heart is to d-d-dig it out and d-just lay with it” Brandon Farris 2022
4:34
Did that in material science
The milk wants a divorce
Brandon not realizing that the toothpaste is absolutely supposed to say ketchup gives me life
6:30 brandons casually making napalm...
Been having the crappiest time at the moment with school and work experience, going into the higher grade and just scared of growing up more. Your videos never fail to make me laugh. I've been laughing this entire time. Thank you 🖤
@UCdlHU-VJakVoLttcYXNP6vg nice try hacker
hello directioner❤️💛🇮🇪💚💙
Hello fellow directioners 💙💚🇮🇪💛❤️
@@hayli_0675 vas hapnen
Okay buckle up because you're about to see the longest comment I've ever written, but I really wish people told me this stuff when I was younger and I want you to at least have a starting point
Some stuff you should know about growing up that terrified me:
- Adults have no idea what they're doing either, even if they seem put together, we're all just learning how to mess up less
-The transition to getting older isn't instantaneous, and you are in control. That seems obvious, logically, but a lot of the anxiety I had about growing up was that I wasn't ready for it. You're growing at your own pace, and don't let anyone trick you into thinking that you have to be in a specific place
- Honestly there wasn't really a big change in my maturity. Your brain is physically still changing and developing, (actually until you're around 25) and as you get older you slowly build up life skills and how to cope with bad situations. So don't worry too much about getting everything done now, just try to learn and grow whenever you can and want to
- Not the best thing to say to someone in school, but grades actually don't matter that much after highschool. My college was giving a scholarship grant to anyone with a GPA over 2.0. Perfect grades can be a nice touch and get you respect academically, but they're not worth your sanity. Try your best in school, and "best" does not mean worked to the bone, it means doing as good of a job as you can while maintaining your own wellbeing
- Another really terrifying thing is all the "grown up" stuff, and unfortunately our schools don't set us up so well for that. But really if you have a normal job and don't own property or a business, it isn't actually that hard, especially if you know the easier ways already.
Keep your pay stubs, understand the two forms you'll need for taxes, use TurboTax or something else free and try to do a dry run of your taxes. Pretty much it's just filling out your information and putting in a picture of the forms, and checking if it's correct.
The first time I filed taxes, after setting up the app, it took me maybe 20-30 minutes and that's just because I kept putting my social in wrong. If you're young you're probably not making enough to need to file taxes, so doing it anyways can give you a bit of practice, understand how it works without the pressure.
-Get your personal information from your parents; social security number, what health insurance you have and who's paying for it. Also if you're receiving any money from the government, inheritance, etc. This really isn't something you need to worry about until you're older but it's good to know because a lot of parents just don't think of explaining it.
- Jury duty: Honestly hasn't come up for me yet, it's a small chance that you'll ever actually get put on a case, let alone within a few years. You shouldn't worry about it.
- Housing: Really if you have daily normal parents you'll be able to live at home until you're ready to move out.
- Don't spent all of your money, if you can, get a bank account set up (or one on your behalf), and put a portion of each paycheck into a separate savings account. This doesn't matter much now but there will eventually be times where those savings are a godsend.
- This is less specific but be critical of situations you face, not being an ass, but questioning if something is right for you. Authority figures' recommendations can seem automatically correct, they're not, and you have full control over your own actions.
- You cannot control other people. Yes, it's obvious, but really, deep down, on some level we wish we could control others. Not necessarily in a bad way, I'm talking trying to change what someone does, trying to "fix" people. You can't fix people. And it sucks. You can give your own advice and support, but ultimately they're the one living their life and if they change they have to do it themselves.
- And finally, maturity isn't being serious and smart and not making mistakes. Maturity is accepting that you, along with everyone else, will mess up, try again, and learn from it. Do not ever let someone tell you that liking things that are considered "childish" makes you immature. They're an idiot in denial. Please, do not force yourself to be older. You will grow over time, but you don't and shouldn't have to let go of things you love. Put stickers everywhere, put on the clothes that you like, skip around the park like a maniac. It's okay. I'm 19 going on 20, I went into a toy store and got something for myself, I've put on a big flowy dress that feels awesome and then just walk my dog. Maturity isn't sacrificing your inner child, it's building and growing from it, at your pace, how you want to. A lot of adults don't understand that.
I hope you're doing okay, and just remember, what's going on now you probably won't remember once it's all over. I cannot, with 100% certainty, tell you will have a perfect life ahead of you, who knows maybe you get banished to mars or something. I can tell you that statistically, it's pretty much near impossible that you won't be happy in the future. You will have moments, you will struggle sometimes, but as someone who went through things that very much felt impossible, here I am now, still breathing, still laughing, still being a person.
You're going to be okay, trust me on this one
The only channel where I don't skip the sponsored segment. Also that venom thing does work, you just need ball magnets in the glove and dip it on ferro fluid ( magnetic fluid )
I love how Brandon is so excited over the fact that he can levitate a golf ball with compressed nice smelling air😂
"nice" smelling is something to debate on
6:51 I knew this was gonna happen from a mile off
I did it last week 😭
Hey Brandon! I know you probably won't see this but I just wanna let you know, I broke my ankle a few days ago so I've been stuck in bed, I can't go anywhere and I've been feeling a little depressed lately, but your videos are really helping me feel better about my situation! Thank you, Brandon! :)
"and downward dog it in some liquid water" that will never get old😂
Brandon never fails to make me laugh
4:55 Already workin on the remix now
hows it goin?
@@balltickler775 good how’s your day
Is it done?
He died. The beat was too dope and he imploded
@@zcarp8642 omg lol i totally forgot about this
IM GONNA DO IT AND IT SHALL BE INCREDIBLE
I don't know how I missed this but this is hilarious!! 😆🤣 Thanks Brandon!! 😁💜
8:36 this is kinda funny because this probably does work, but I suggest using fur, idk that's what we are learning in science class, static electricity and what not
I love Brandon’s excitement about the axe being able to make the ball float. 😂It’s like me when I get anything to work well😅
Brandon has already done the cinnamon water one. In his Amazing 5-Minute Crafts video from July 3rd, 2020. The cinnamon part is at 1:25. I rewatch a lot of his 5-Minute Crafts videos and his Google Translate videos over and over because they are so hilarious. I've seen the GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES 100YR OLD CHARCUTERIE BOARD! video about 8 times because I love it so much! He's very funny!
1:17 LMAO
POV: middle school boys in the crowded small hallways 0:48
“There is only one way to a man’s spoon, and that’s through his water-heart” Brandon Farris-2022
My best friend passed away yesterday… this video helped me be positive and be happy in these troubling times. Bless your heart for posting this video.
Let’s just appreciate how hard Brandon works for us 😂
I’ve literally watched Brandon longer than I can remember and I am still cracking up
5:44 hE sAiD To HiMsElF CoMpLiMeNtInG HiMsElF To HiMsElF
7:53 bro I do that wayyyy too many times, it’s annoying
I’m sick and me laughing at Brandon was the best thing ever
Pure joy is contagious. Like the clap. 😌
add is over at 3:24 for anyone who doesn’t want to watch it 😁
Naw he makes the ads enjoyable
Brandon’s room will forever smell like a middle school boys’ locker room.
Brandon and the Goat Simulator music was a combination I didn't know I needed
3:35 my favorite frame
Pause and click the stamp
That needs to be a meme template
This man never failed to make me laugh
Brandon is the only person with a sponsor that I will actually watch
The way you started breathing cinnamon like a dragon while whimpering is HILARIOUS!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
"There's only one way to a mans spoon and that's through his water heart. You can quote me on that." - Brandon Farris 2022 December 2, 2022
‘There’s only two ways to a man’s water pocket, and that’s straight from the sink. You can quote me on that aswell’
Ngl I really needed a new vid today.
Brandon always has the best timing when it comes to posting new vids! 💕
couldn’t have said it better myself. 💟💟
"There's only two ways to a man's water pocket, and that's straight from the sink."
- Brandon Farris 2022
4:22 IM PHOTOSYNTHESIZING HAHSJDJDJSJISSNDN THE LITTLE “bwaaA” AS HE SPIY IT OUT IM CRYING
Literally crying because of baby daddy problems. this just made me laugh. Thanks Brandon.
It'll get better or it won't and you'll leave. *patpat* ❤
2:10 its actually ketchup and baking soda - instructions: take lid off then, put baking soda in, put lid back on and shake....flick the cap and theres ketchup foam
I would give my right pinky to see Brandon's rental history notes. 😂
I love how honestly happy he got when the body spray one worked. 😍 He's so wholesome.
Brandon needs at least four cans of axe for his b-day, just saying 🤭
Why does Brandon look like a dollar store Jack stauber
I can't unhear this now. Neither can i unsee in some bits where he looks like kevin from home alone 😭
The progression of how stained the chair gets from video to video absolutely kills me
had a really rough day today i found out my friend was dying from cancer and theres no way to stop it he's full of cancer and no ammount of money can save him i really needed brandon right now he makes me feel so much better
he touches the glue 5:55
Now THAT's how you shout out a sponsor.
I didn't even skip it. I actually wanted to listen.
Thank you for making me laugh while being sick Brandon!! Love you❤
Lol loved the video! And I just realized the goat Sim music in the background loved that.
1:00 LMAO IM SO GONE I LOVE YOU BRANDON STOP "your kidding me!" LMAO
Lol i love when he starts and says "what else can i float?" Then trys to float him self
0:38 burps a full sentencs and proceeds to die
Bro I’ve only known him for 2 months and he’s hilarious 😂
welcome to the wonderful community have a nice day
@@Dogeater439 thanks! 😂
Your reaction to the ball floating was so pure and precious!! 🥰
The goat simulator music in the background is a perfect match for the utter chaos in this video lol
I can smell the axe body spray through my screen 😂
This guy's the family friendly version of Brandon Rodgers and I love it
"Thats a heavy piLCklE"🤣💀
Man turned his room into a gym locker lol😂
I've watched 9:26 multiple times! 🤣
I'm dying!!
All I can think about is the music in the background
My brain: 🐐