Going forward, I'm quoting this...in FACT, this can also be used as a retort to folks who think Cancel Culture has gone out of control, considering they're also the most likely to really like the notion of public discourse being a "marketplace of ideas."
Imagine being the woman at Paypal tech support who had to tell Davis Aurini that they were just having system issues and not out to silence his artistic contributions to the world.
I understand that whole "people considering me dangerous is cool" thing. When I read that poll that 30% of young Polish men consider the LGBT ideology as the biggest threat facing Poland, I was flattered.
yeah, the imageboards where gamergate still hangs out and discusses tactics is full of people who think sargon of akkad is an undercover SJW. Stupid of me to not have screencapped that. would be funny.
Didn't you know? Davis' testosterone cream is actually _estrogen_ cream with a fake label. This is so that he can destroy the white race by turning them into the most decadent skulls since the fall of Rome.
*Aurini struggles to open a carton of milk* "Exactly what I expected... Typical SJW rhetoric." *walks away in slow motion, doesn't look back at the milk*
True that. But uncle hitler was vegetarian, so he hasnt ruled the hole thing out. He will probably come to the conclusion that vegan's diet is just too diverse and multicultural for his puritanic hard on. He will stick to potatoes to match the hair style.
Can we talk about the fact that Davis Aruini, a dude who regards cultural critical theory with approximately the same level of hate most of us reserve for child molestation, was quoting McLuan? I think Aruini is having an actual psychotic break.
@Delta Romeo I think the main difference is that people on the left, while we may have different agendas depending on what demographic we fall into, are generally able to get along - we might place some issues as more important than others, but overall, we're not too bad with each other. The right, however, are heavily unified against the left, but pretty much only out of rampant, blind hatred - the result is that most of their actions can easily constitute a hate-filled circlejerk, because none of their ideologies are based around improving their own lot in life, but around screwing over a bunch of other people.
@@DeadmanWalking789 probably ir was Taken out of context, but there was a video of a woman who claim that no black man can Say anything about opression if he has not first read the wittings of black women... It's like farm rebellion, we are all equal but some are more equal than others.
Hey scary bogeyman google, what counts as culture? "cul·ture 1. the arts and other manifestations of human intellectual achievement regarded collectively." Hm... maybe that's too high of a goal to reach. Anything else? "2. Biology the cultivation of bacteria, tissue cells, etc., in an artificial medium containing nutrients." Oh okay, fair enough.
***** Yeah sure it's fun for you to go dressed as a native american, but for us it can be belittling and sad that our culture is just a costume to you... The privileged can't decide what is and isn't oppression.
@@BrotherAlpha I thought you were exaggerating, then I saw these things written by him: mattforney.com/feminists-want-men-rape/ mattforney.com/husband-rapist/ The man is, without exaggeration, entirely pro-rape. How do people like this even exist?
"Benjamin repeatedly invaded Alt-Right spaces, only to dominate the conversation [...]" Oh really. You mean like those... SAFE SPACES you hate so much?
I'm so horribly ashamed that this was filmed in my hometown, Cincinnati, Ohio. I think I should note that they filmed the majority of this in front of the National Underground Railroad Freedom Center (venue focusing on the history of slavery). They clearly did this on purpose.
Two things- 1. This trailer reminded me a lot more of the opening scenes of Birdemic than Reservoir Dogs (where are they going? Why are we watching them get there?) 2. I would pay money for the recording of Davis Aurini harassing that woman at Paypal with his conspiracy theories.
I'm not sure how any of the backgrounds in that video relate to each other. There's no respect of the 180 rule so there's no sense of them walking in a specific direction, the background seems to change- It's a scene of people walking, how the HELL did they mess this up so badly.
2: -I'm sorry sir but we are in fact _not_ a "Secret Jewish syndicate" -SHUT UP! They're lying to you! You work for them! Can't you see?! -Sir please calm down or I'll have to call my manager. -YES! Call him! let's see HOW DEEP THIS CONSPIRACY GOES! *call disconnected*
I mean them unironically calling themselves alt-right like it's this edgy badge of honor is cringey enough but the fact everything else is an unintentionally hilarious mess just adds to the shitshow.
I know this was meant as a joke (and now it's over a year old), but I know that at least in america you can change your name to literally anything, as long as it doesn't have any numbers or special characters like * or ?. I don't know who you'd have to talk to to do this but it shouldn't be hard to google.
"Why couldn't the alt-right dogs find a tripod? Or a friend?" Dunno about the tripid, but for the second one, I think you answered your own question there buckaroo.
@@melancholics_7808 i don't think they have someone like that. Their only option is probably hiring a kid who would hold the camera for 5 bucks, since they probably won't be able to get a real camera man to agree to this joke.
I produced a shot-for-shot imitation of the Reservoir Dogs opening credits in grade 9 and it was pretty shit, but I didn't use stills, I paid for proper costuming, and miraculously did a better job editing it than these guys, despite only having Windows Movie Maker at my disposal.
You paid for costuming? Something tells me you had a fairly privileged upbringing. Still I must not judge, just because someone had some money behind them in their youth doesn't mean they didn't have some demons to deal with.
@@Richard_is_cool pretty sure it's kept intentionally vague, he bumps into cops, whether he escapes, gets shot or arrested isn't shown. Videogame has three possible endings AFAIK.
An Orange Fellow Note that because the bar is on the left that the footage was shifted to the right. I might be reading to far into the cinematography.
There's a long storied tradition of stealing imagery from other more creative people amongst the Alt-Right, and then repurposing it without bothering to repurpose the subtext that it underlies. I'd like to say it's because the Alt-Right thinks they're taking back culture, but its really because they're lazy hacks who wouldn't understand all but the most blatant of satire. Davis Aurini would read *A Modest Proposal* as a brilliant think piece and applaud its authors utilitarian, rational ethics.
it's the same thing that happened to fight club. It's clearly against this chauvinistic ideal of the alpha male, but people fucking love the antagonist to the point where they imitate their aesthetics.
Thanks Hbomb, these days, if I happen to read any alt-right nonsense, I automatically read it in your "Davis Aurini impersonation" voice and instead of infuriating, it's hilarious
Davis Aurini is like areal life cartoon character. He's every cartoon stereotype of an alt-right crazy that you can think of in one beautiful package. Someone needs to make an animated series about him. Haha!
Davis Aurini is like Milo Yiannopoulos without the audience, platform and pernicious influence. I can't even get mad at his awful views, he's hilarious.
@@sir.paulord901 That seems a little unfair to Skeletor. He let two captive children go so their puppy wouldn't freeze to death on Christmas; I'm pretty sure Aurini would club a baby seal to death with another baby seal.
Because they're totes cool and edgy you guys, and those libtards gonna get sooo triggered when they see how cool they are. Also because they confuse speaking with authority with having actual arguments, so they try to sound as authoritative as they can, turning their speech into self-parody.
I don’t think I’ll ever think of an insult as amazing as calling someone “Marxus of Boobus”. I don’t even know what it means but it’s impossible to read without laughing
You realizing they didn't have a single friend to hold a camera was the funniest thing to me. I laughed when you grabbed the hats and again when you knocked them off.
Hbomb, you're probably getting over Davis by now and I don't blame you, but I would sell my soul for a video of you reacting to Davis' first film, Lust in the Time of Heartache. If you haven't seen it yet, you might want to brace yourself for the ride, as it is the best and worst short film ever made.
@@GreatFlamingEyebrows_ same here... i watched every moment with eyes bugged, jaw dropped, and both hands over my face, intermittently groaning things like, "nooooooo" or "oh god weapons too?" or "god no there's more of them." then my husband watched it and made sad cringe faces lol
Where's your bald cap and fake mustache? Also, your laughter radiates pure joy. Please, if you do nothing else in each of your videos, make sure to laugh.
Update: I've watched, at least the beginning, of this video, maybe, ten times so far, and H's reaction when he realizes the thing about the five of them not having an extra friend to hold the camera still hasn't gotten old.
I just found this guy's channel and he's the most hilarious youtuber I've found whilst also being intelligent and discussing serious issues and deconstructing arguments. For real tho, I've been binge-watching videos and I fuckin love this lmfao.
I have no problem with alt-right weirdos living out their hilariously inept fantasies of being cool movie types. I *do* have a problem with a) said weirdos ripping off one of the best films of one of my favourite directors, and b) ripping off a director who has repeatedly established and demonstrated himself as counter to much of the rhetorical bile that these guys espouse. If you're going to copy a director for the purposes of racist mongering, maybe don't copy a director who made a movie in which Hitler gets his face pureed by an angry Jewish guy, and another movie where a black guy shoots himself through roughly half of the pre-Confederate South.
This has been a comfort vid for so long for me, i think i know it by heart by now. There's not a lot to it, it's just silly ribbing of these clowns, and it always makes me feel a bit better. It's oversaturated presence feels so calming.
The funny thing about people just coming to your videos is quite likely counter productive, I've heard from TH-camrs and on TH-cam related forums that TH-cam doesn't pay that much attention to dislikes when it comes to recommending videos, the algorithm is largely blind to it unless there is a heavy *majority* of dislikes. What the system actually does is consider likes and dislikes mostly 'equal' in recommending your videos because it's actually in TH-cam's best interest to drive traffic to videos even if they're controversial. Any engagement is good engagement. They're also still providing you a 'view' and that is what helps your channel most probably only second to how much of your video someone watches. Unless you get substantially more dislikes than likes, a dislike will still push your video higher up in the search rankings, they're quite possibly shooting themselves in the foot disliking your vidoes to make a point. I mean all I have to go in is anecdotal evidence based accounts told by TH-camrs and what people have said online because Google is understandably secretive about how their algorithm works so people don't abuse it, but I think it's plausible. Even if that's not exactly true it's pretty much without question that the like/dislike ratio is completely irrelevant to TH-cam unless the dislikes are much heavier than the likes. As usual these people are their own worst enemy.
+Sean F I'm just some rando and this might be weird, but do you think that TH-cam should get rid of dislikes altogether (like most other social media platforms) or should the dislike button still be there, but with the numbers of likes and dislikes only viewable to the video uploader? Recently I thought doing either of those two options might improve TH-cam's community, if only slightly, but now I dunno.
ickalo Dislikes on comments on TH-cam humorously do absolutely nothing, it's quite literally a placebo. With videos no one really knows for 100% certain what dislikes do, but there is evidence to suggest TH-cam either doesn't care, or factors them equally with a 'like' I myself have never been a fan of the 'upvote/downvote' system the internet seemed to collectively adopt after Digg/Reddit/Facebook as it's an extremely flawed system. I myself agree, simply being able to like something alone is much better than also having the ability to 'dislike' something as it is open to abuse and is never used as it's intended.
my first tripod was gifted to me by some fishermen in the middle of a valley hike. they found it in a river on the first day of fishing and asked if I wanted it. I absolutely took it. piece of shit but it keeps the camera steady.
I need one. have even gone as far as hanging my phone from the ceiling with string and a pulley system to aim it. that shit ended up being all decorated too. adderall is a hell of a drug.
imagine being the paypal rep who got the customer service call of some weirdo saying your business isn't working for him because it's part of a conspiracy
'Why couldn't the Alt Right Dogs find a camera... or a friend!?' This. This is why I like these videos. All of them. REGARDLESS OF QUALITY! Also, can I just say - you have aggressively yellow hair.
See, you start this video by going "people wanted me to talk about it, pff as if me talking about it matters" but then you made this hilarious wonderful video out of it, so uh.. talk about more stuff?
The double fedora has to be the funniest thing I've ever experienced on breadtube. Like I anticipated something like it (a skull, a drink) but the DOUBLE fedora made me wheeze
It is there to show they are not on the left... Use your brain my friend, your shitting on them but are missing the symbolism. First part of tearing down an argument is understanding, not assuming they are dumb
As a member of the wokish inquisition I can tell you that our chief weapon is containment...containment and dilution...dilution and containment.... Our two weapons are containment and dilution...and poinsoning.... Our *three* weapons are containment, and dilution, and poisoning...and ego.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...
"Nobody expect the Alt Right Dogs, our main 3 tactics are containment, dilution, and poisoning AND ego. 4, our 4 main are containment, dilution, poisoning, ego and ETHICS IN VIDEO GAME JOURNALISM."
What I’ve learned is : the Alt Right uses a massive amount of euphemisms and a gigantic amount of complex words to sound very “smoort” while being completely insane about the smallest things.
the progressive leftist Marxist sarkeesian woke feminist onomatopoeia antidisestablishmentarianist supercalifragilisticexpialedocious people need to be stopped!!!!
oh my god, what if the picture is off center because it's ALLIGNED TO THE RIGHT!?
Christ this is depressing
But it was clearly supposed to be centered, and was misaligned. It just looks unappealing otherwise, and is very poorly made either way.
No way they'd think of that... Although, they'd probably think of that over getting a tripod
I come to youtube so I can find this kind of coments. Thank you for this one!
Shifting the picture to the RIGHT was clearly a masterful artistic decision, you ignorants!!!
This is some Citizen-Kane-level arthouse shit!!!
x´DD
Every frame a painting indeed
Capitalism is great, but if my product doesn't sell it's everybody else's fault but mine.
Going forward, I'm quoting this...in FACT, this can also be used as a retort to folks who think Cancel Culture has gone out of control, considering they're also the most likely to really like the notion of public discourse being a "marketplace of ideas."
@@mattpluzhnikov519 "The free market is the greatest thing ever!... Until it rejects my product, then there's something wrong with it!"
Reminds me of conservatives lol "the free market is wonderful until it no longer benefits me".
Capitalism is a mistake that causes needless suffering.
Comedy's great, but if no one laughs at my jokes then the audience is wrong.
Imagine being the woman at Paypal tech support who had to tell Davis Aurini that they were just having system issues and not out to silence his artistic contributions to the world.
🤣🤣👏💩💩
Mmm such delicious sarcasm. So good
@Narciso the Salad AAAAAAAAAAAAAA contributions?
"Sir, our site is just bad sometimes."
i realize it's kinda off topic but does anyone know a good site to stream newly released tv shows online ?
I understand that whole "people considering me dangerous is cool" thing. When I read that poll that 30% of young Polish men consider the LGBT ideology as the biggest threat facing Poland, I was flattered.
Aww, they think we're a national threat.
That's right Poland, I'm out to get you!
Big gay truly is the most important issue of our generation
@@illumi9044 We truly are
As a gay person I'm absolutely devastated, my plan to destroy Poland has been leaked! Which one of you fuckers was it?!
I’m watching this again three+ years later because while the relevance of these nerds has faded, hbomb’s gleefully incredulous chuckle is eternal
... and adorkable. I love Hbomb. He's awesome, funny and precious.
you love to see it
Same. I forgot what pathetic losers the alt right were as individuals, and this made their 2020 downfall seem all the more inevitable
@@redundantqwail9088 Did aomething particular happen? I have not really bothered keeping tabs on them
@@blitzburn2871 The simple answer is...people are forgetting about them
Are they suggesting that one of them is an undercover SJW?
Oh fuck, that'd be fantastic. Imagine the drama. The intrigue.
yeah, the imageboards where gamergate still hangs out and discusses tactics is full of people who think sargon of akkad is an undercover SJW. Stupid of me to not have screencapped that. would be funny.
They've likely all been accused of it already.
Didn't you know? Davis' testosterone cream is actually _estrogen_ cream with a fake label. This is so that he can destroy the white race by turning them into the most decadent skulls since the fall of Rome.
Llamamall I must test this. For...science.
*Aurini struggles to open a carton of milk* "Exactly what I expected... Typical SJW rhetoric." *walks away in slow motion, doesn't look back at the milk*
Lolol
...and goes vegan thereafter.
True that. But uncle hitler was vegetarian, so he hasnt ruled the hole thing out. He will probably come to the conclusion that vegan's diet is just too diverse and multicultural for his puritanic hard on. He will stick to potatoes to match the hair style.
Can we talk about the fact that Davis Aruini, a dude who regards cultural critical theory with approximately the same level of hate most of us reserve for child molestation, was quoting McLuan?
I think Aruini is having an actual psychotic break.
...as he imagines it explodes behind him.
+communist pedophiles Wow, been a while since I've seen a troll try so hard, and get literally nowhere. Maybe next time be a little less obvious.
The way your face lit up when you saw Davis Skullman...I think you may be the only person who has ever been that happy to see him. It's kinda sweet.
Wait... didn´t the characters in Reservoir Dogs betray and kill each other?
that's pretty much the Alt-right/ skeptic community. they'll slowly turn on each other the moment they realize they hate each other
@Delta Romeo pretty much :/
@Delta Romeo I think the main difference is that people on the left, while we may have different agendas depending on what demographic we fall into, are generally able to get along - we might place some issues as more important than others, but overall, we're not too bad with each other.
The right, however, are heavily unified against the left, but pretty much only out of rampant, blind hatred - the result is that most of their actions can easily constitute a hate-filled circlejerk, because none of their ideologies are based around improving their own lot in life, but around screwing over a bunch of other people.
@@DeadmanWalking789 probably ir was Taken out of context, but there was a video of a woman who claim that no black man can Say anything about opression if he has not first read the wittings of black women...
It's like farm rebellion, we are all equal but some are more equal than others.
We can but hope
Watching this over 4 years later happy that I have never heard of any of these people which means I must have made some correct decisions in life.
Not being as bad as any of these asshats still leaves a lot of room to be a complete fuck-up, though. Not as complete as these, but still...
Until my 18 I never heard of ben shapiro or musk so yeah
@@miccharacter.coomiebully6707ignorance really is bliss, wow
are you honestly surprised the alt right don't have friends or know what a tripod is?
>alt right
>friends
pick one
>using dank maymay arrows whilst complaining about the Alt-Right
WEW LAD
but I thought cultural appropriation wasn't real
Hey scary bogeyman google, what counts as culture?
"cul·ture
1.
the arts and other manifestations of human intellectual achievement regarded collectively."
Hm... maybe that's too high of a goal to reach. Anything else?
"2.
Biology
the cultivation of bacteria, tissue cells, etc., in an artificial medium containing nutrients."
Oh okay, fair enough.
***** Yeah sure it's fun for you to go dressed as a native american, but for us it can be belittling and sad that our culture is just a costume to you... The privileged can't decide what is and isn't oppression.
You put more effort into your sonic costume than they did for the intro.
That's unfair. Do you have any idea how hard it is for Matt Forney to move around? Dude's about 70% cheesedoodle-gut.
Probably Matt Furniss
@@BrotherAlpha I thought you were exaggerating, then I saw these things written by him:
mattforney.com/feminists-want-men-rape/
mattforney.com/husband-rapist/
The man is, without exaggeration, entirely pro-rape. How do people like this even exist?
Can't believe they missed the opportunity to call it "Resevoir Frogs".
Also, nice Thinkpad!
I think the black space on the left of the shot is where they were going to photoshop in a Pepe the Frog meme.
Nah, you guys are just missing the symbolism of having the frame on the right. This is next-level depth. True cinematic mastery.
Truly the next Kubrick
Ryan McLaren they're so far right they dont want to be on the left of the frame!
I’m beginning to think these people aren’t all that bright...
"Benjamin repeatedly invaded Alt-Right spaces, only to dominate the conversation [...]"
Oh really.
You mean like
those...
SAFE SPACES you hate so much?
Isn't Ben just being an alpha male? Maybe the rest of 'em should get some more testosterone cream.
Dun dun dun dun!
Alt right club
There’s an SJW among us
Ding ding ding ding
Ding ding ding; dingdingding
I'm so horribly ashamed that this was filmed in my hometown, Cincinnati, Ohio. I think I should note that they filmed the majority of this in front of the National Underground Railroad Freedom Center (venue focusing on the history of slavery). They clearly did this on purpose.
OH MY GOD THIS WAS IN CINCINNATI, THATS WHERE I LIVE
@@benliss1591 now kith
well i disagree, you believe they are aware of the cultural landmarks of there own city
@@globeparasite9381 it has a GIANT sign stating what the building is so yeah, they would of known what the build was.
@@globeparasite9381I’ll
U p
Two things-
1. This trailer reminded me a lot more of the opening scenes of Birdemic than Reservoir Dogs (where are they going? Why are we watching them get there?)
2. I would pay money for the recording of Davis Aurini harassing that woman at Paypal with his conspiracy theories.
Well, thats a good point.
Yeah don't joke about that. Fucking Aurini will do anything for money.
I'm not sure how any of the backgrounds in that video relate to each other. There's no respect of the 180 rule so there's no sense of them walking in a specific direction, the background seems to change-
It's a scene of people walking, how the HELL did they mess this up so badly.
Yeah reservoir dogs at least opens with that madonna diner scene so we at least know who the guys are and what the fuck they are doing
2:
-I'm sorry sir but we are in fact _not_ a "Secret Jewish syndicate"
-SHUT UP! They're lying to you! You work for them! Can't you see?!
-Sir please calm down or I'll have to call my manager.
-YES! Call him! let's see HOW DEEP THIS CONSPIRACY GOES!
*call disconnected*
I mean them unironically calling themselves alt-right like it's this edgy badge of honor is cringey enough but the fact everything else is an unintentionally hilarious mess just adds to the shitshow.
XenoDweeb the whole point of the term alt right is to be a cool and edgy rebranding of white nationalism, of course they use it for themselves.
@@blakchristianbale the word "alternative" us used in same context as "special" in russian, the native language of the alt right)))
This "trailer" was so low energy I thought they were Jeb Bush supporters
JEB!
the "trailer" was so low energy I thought that it was the intro to the trailer
Replace this with Biden supporters now lol
@@Turt3752 I don't get it
@@Turt3752 well, Acer this did not age well for you seeing as how it was the biggest election turnout of all time
"Why couldn't the Alt-Right Dogs find a friend to hold the camera for them?" Well I have one guess
How can Aurini be the the cameraman, when he has to carry around his obligatory sipping whiskey?
no wonder the camera was shaking so much
how do i legally change my name to Marxus of Boobus
First I thought it might be a reference to Biggus Dickus, but I'm pretty sure that Monty Python are part of the global marxist conspiracy.
Chillermushroom i mean, Monty Python did that one joke about those syndicalist peasants, so Davey would probably think they were dirty commie scum.
dan _ implying alt reichers know what anarcho-syndicalism is
I know this was meant as a joke (and now it's over a year old), but I know that at least in america you can change your name to literally anything, as long as it doesn't have any numbers or special characters like * or ?. I don't know who you'd have to talk to to do this but it shouldn't be hard to google.
You have come to the right place to ask
"Why couldn't the alt-right dogs find a tripod? Or a friend?"
Dunno about the tripid, but for the second one, I think you answered your own question there buckaroo.
"I don't need a tripod, I AM a tripod" -- The Golden One, probably
"why couldn't they find a friend to hold the camera for them" Because then you'd get an introduction to 6 people and 5 of them would be in the shot.
dusty48 their friend could be somebody who isn't on the internet or doesn't want to be a figure in the alt right. You know. Like a normal friend.
@@melancholics_7808 i don't think they have someone like that. Their only option is probably hiring a kid who would hold the camera for 5 bucks, since they probably won't be able to get a real camera man to agree to this joke.
This quote needed the double fedora.
if it was a fedora made out of tin foil that would have been even better
Salana Salamone Art dont forget it also stops the frogs becoming gay
Trilbys, not fedoras. You would never see Indiana Jones in one of those.
If you know the difference between a trilby and a fedora, AND are willing to correct people on the matter, I have some bad news for you...
Excuse _you_ , it's double the _TRILBY_ !!!
Coming back to this video almost four years later: Did Aurini ever take you up on the offer with the tripod?
Also very curious lmao
Doubt it, but still
Something tells me these fellas aren’t very humble
He probably thinks tripods are communist Anita Sarkesian fans and want nothing to do with them
I still come back to this video, for his reaction when he realizes there are five of them, but no one else was around to hold the camera.
"invaded alt-right spaces"
let reactionaries have their safe spaces carlgon T_T
Those poor Nazi snowflakes. Now look, you made them cry.
Why is Karl selling Communist memorabilia if he is a conservative? I mean it's nice but I don't really understand.
cuz irony lol
Comrade Pierre Tru-Dank are we implying that Carl makes any sense?
Commulist memorabillia
Because it driiiives liberals craaaaazy!
@@Xondar11223344 Yeah nothing drives liberals quite as crazy as leftist imagery.
This trailer is the saddest middle school bullshit I've ever seen
That's an insult to middle-schoolers. I'm pretty sure they could do better than these asshats.
I produced a shot-for-shot imitation of the Reservoir Dogs opening credits in grade 9 and it was pretty shit, but I didn't use stills, I paid for proper costuming, and miraculously did a better job editing it than these guys, despite only having Windows Movie Maker at my disposal.
BakehousePictures Holy shit, I did the exact same thing... except it was Romeo & Juliet themed.
How dare you?! I made better shorts than this back in middle school!
You paid for costuming? Something tells me you had a fairly privileged upbringing. Still I must not judge, just because someone had some money behind them in their youth doesn't mean they didn't have some demons to deal with.
9:37 So they are like Reservoir Dogs. Everyone turns on each other and by the time the police get there everyone is dead, gone, or going to die.
Also, I'd add the Bride slamming the door on Buck's head to the Montage of "Tarantino films don't line up with alt-right rhetoric."
Who was gone? Mr. Pink was arrested.
@@Richard_is_cool pretty sure it's kept intentionally vague, he bumps into cops, whether he escapes, gets shot or arrested isn't shown. Videogame has three possible endings AFAIK.
@@KasumiRINATIL there's a reservoir dogs video game
The best part of this is that literally none of the people in the alt right dogs trailer matter anymore
This comment assumes that any of these people ever mattered
I am willing to bet the black bar is because they got something on the camera lens, or he somehow got his thumb in the shot
An Orange Fellow Note that because the bar is on the left that the footage was shifted to the right. I might be reading to far into the cinematography.
Interesting film to pick. In Reservoir Dogs the characters embarrassingly fail and turn each other but...
No, sorry, I forget my point.
" In Reservoir Dogs the characters embarrassingly fail and turn each other but..."
So, it's a story about Trumps administration?
🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
@@yourjunes [canned laughter]
Reservoir Dogs is such a strange choice as well, like it's got so much gay subtext lol
...and is made by an ostensible pro-feminist who rails against police brutality.
There's a long storied tradition of stealing imagery from other more creative people amongst the Alt-Right, and then repurposing it without bothering to repurpose the subtext that it underlies. I'd like to say it's because the Alt-Right thinks they're taking back culture, but its really because they're lazy hacks who wouldn't understand all but the most blatant of satire. Davis Aurini would read *A Modest Proposal* as a brilliant think piece and applaud its authors utilitarian, rational ethics.
I'd love to know about that gay subtext because it completely went over my head when I watched the film.
it's the same thing that happened to fight club. It's clearly against this chauvinistic ideal of the alpha male, but people fucking love the antagonist to the point where they imitate their aesthetics.
can't spell subtex without butsex
To be fair to Davis, he really did put his heart and soul into making that Sarkeesian documentary.
He just doesn't have either of those things.
this is the only version of Reservoir Dogs where nobody wants to be Mr Black
Or blue.
You owe me a keyboard and a monitor.
Only a double-fedora can protect from this level of alt-righty-ness. >:D
THEY'RE TRILBIES! HOW DARE YOUUUUU!!!!!!!
Fedoras are the tin foil hats of social sciences.
And then Gamergate was mentioned, forcing him to don the dreaded...triple-trilby.
Are you the guy who commented under unskippable videos ages ago or is ur avatar just this common?
@@ModelOmegaForReal damn it. Beat me to it by 2 years.
Man, Davis Aurini really is blind to just how ridiculous he actually is.
@Lady Wanderer I think you just made me love Davis as much as hbomberguy does. This changes everything.
please use ignorant not blind
Thanks Hbomb, these days, if I happen to read any alt-right nonsense, I automatically read it in your "Davis Aurini impersonation" voice and instead of infuriating, it's hilarious
"Sargon of Akkad, aka Marxus of Boobus" is still one of the best things I've ever heard
the utter glee in his voice when he realizes the altright dogs didnt have a tripod or a friend brings a smile to my face every time
To be fair, I didn't see any skulls in the trailer.
Do numskulls count?
... I'll see myself out.
I find the lack skulls disturbing
There's a border on the left because they're on the right. Get it?
lmao so tacky.
Davis Aurini is like areal life cartoon character. He's every cartoon stereotype of an alt-right crazy that you can think of in one beautiful package. Someone needs to make an animated series about him. Haha!
Watching this in 2024, what strikes me is:
How much Harry has grown as a content producer
How harry has hair
im gonna guess davis realized his finger was in front of the lens and that's why there's a black border
Davis Aurini is like Milo Yiannopoulos without the audience, platform and pernicious influence. I can't even get mad at his awful views, he's hilarious.
...so he's like Milo Yiannopoulos in 2022?
the part where davis complains about carl invading alt-right spaces sounds very ironic
Kinda like how h bomb has found his way in communist spaces? Yeah I agree
@@thepoofster2251 he has? When did it happen?
Why does aurini write and talk like he's a bond villain or skeletor?
The motto for the Alt-Right should be, "We're Bond villains, without the charisma or intelligence."
Who knows? Maybe he's secretly both.
@@sir.paulord901 That seems a little unfair to Skeletor. He let two captive children go so their puppy wouldn't freeze to death on Christmas; I'm pretty sure Aurini would club a baby seal to death with another baby seal.
Because they're totes cool and edgy you guys, and those libtards gonna get sooo triggered when they see how cool they are.
Also because they confuse speaking with authority with having actual arguments, so they try to sound as authoritative as they can, turning their speech into self-parody.
Cause he's a sociopath or something that requires therapy to be fixed
I don’t think I’ll ever think of an insult as amazing as calling someone “Marxus of Boobus”. I don’t even know what it means but it’s impossible to read without laughing
If my transition goes well, I could claim the title Marxa of Booba!
You realizing they didn't have a single friend to hold a camera was the funniest thing to me. I laughed when you grabbed the hats and again when you knocked them off.
Hbomb, you're probably getting over Davis by now and I don't blame you, but I would sell my soul for a video of you reacting to Davis' first film, Lust in the Time of Heartache. If you haven't seen it yet, you might want to brace yourself for the ride, as it is the best and worst short film ever made.
He's seen it. He referenced and used clips of it in his The Sarkeesian Effect - In Crisis video.
just checked it out after reading this, cannot thank you enough!!! hilarious watching a man try so sincerely to make fedoras badass
That's the best movie title ever.
That movie is sooooo baaaad! It's hilarious.
@@GreatFlamingEyebrows_ same here... i watched every moment with eyes bugged, jaw dropped, and both hands over my face, intermittently groaning things like, "nooooooo" or "oh god weapons too?" or "god no there's more of them." then my husband watched it and made sad cringe faces lol
Where's your bald cap and fake mustache? Also, your laughter radiates pure joy. Please, if you do nothing else in each of your videos, make sure to laugh.
Update: I've watched, at least the beginning, of this video, maybe, ten times so far, and H's reaction when he realizes the thing about the five of them not having an extra friend to hold the camera still hasn't gotten old.
@@JohnWayneBrady i would like to remind you of this video
I keep mishearing "alright dogs" but I do do not think any of the "dogs" in this film are "alright"
your icon perfectly summarized my opinion of this whole debacle Davis is up to
Well take 'em or leave 'em because the alright dogs … allleft
Five years later and this is still my comfort video. Love to see hbomb being casual and making fun of hateful morons while wearing two trilbies.
I just found this guy's channel and he's the most hilarious youtuber I've found whilst also being intelligent and discussing serious issues and deconstructing arguments. For real tho, I've been binge-watching videos and I fuckin love this lmfao.
"Hey there fellow liberal, why are you wearing that hat over your crotch?"
"It drives me nuts!"
It’s 2021. Is this still the funniest 15 minutes and one second on TH-cam?
Yes.
Still is in 2022
"why couldnt the alt-right find a friend" you get one guess..........
"why couldn't the alt-right dogs find a friend?" I think that question kinda answers itself.
That "M'lady" was terrifying. Please don't anymore, thank you.
God, it really was. I cringed for like a solid minute.
Serious Davis Aurini lore analysis. One day.
that fedora gag was the funniest joke I've witnessed in at least a decade
its a trillby!
Same lol
*thunderous applause*
hey, you're Bangkok dangerous
So this is how democracy dies with...
OH SHIT IT'S DAT BOI!!! I just spent three days binging your stuff lol
This video is soon turning 4 years old and I've rewatched it so many times I'm worried I might accidentally make these guys relevant again.
Every time I watch this I absolutely love Harrys’ reaction to seeing Davis.
His face just lights up perfectly
this is.... [kisses fingers so hard they break] molto benne
Di molto
@@fulcrum2951 DI MOLLLTO
"I still haven't figured out how to Bitcoin yet."
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WE HAVE HIT MAXIMUM ALT-RIGHT
I have no problem with alt-right weirdos living out their hilariously inept fantasies of being cool movie types.
I *do* have a problem with a) said weirdos ripping off one of the best films of one of my favourite directors, and b) ripping off a director who has repeatedly established and demonstrated himself as counter to much of the rhetorical bile that these guys espouse.
If you're going to copy a director for the purposes of racist mongering, maybe don't copy a director who made a movie in which Hitler gets his face pureed by an angry Jewish guy, and another movie where a black guy shoots himself through roughly half of the pre-Confederate South.
This has been a comfort vid for so long for me, i think i know it by heart by now. There's not a lot to it, it's just silly ribbing of these clowns, and it always makes me feel a bit better. It's oversaturated presence feels so calming.
When he jump cut with two fedoras on, I had to subscribe.
It's TF2 logic: the more hats you have on you, the more you are respected.
Another beautiful gem that made my night, thanks again, hbomberguy.
Made your night? Wait...
The funny thing about people just coming to your videos is quite likely counter productive, I've heard from TH-camrs and on TH-cam related forums that TH-cam doesn't pay that much attention to dislikes when it comes to recommending videos, the algorithm is largely blind to it unless there is a heavy *majority* of dislikes. What the system actually does is consider likes and dislikes mostly 'equal' in recommending your videos because it's actually in TH-cam's best interest to drive traffic to videos even if they're controversial. Any engagement is good engagement. They're also still providing you a 'view' and that is what helps your channel most probably only second to how much of your video someone watches. Unless you get substantially more dislikes than likes, a dislike will still push your video higher up in the search rankings, they're quite possibly shooting themselves in the foot disliking your vidoes to make a point.
I mean all I have to go in is anecdotal evidence based accounts told by TH-camrs and what people have said online because Google is understandably secretive about how their algorithm works so people don't abuse it, but I think it's plausible. Even if that's not exactly true it's pretty much without question that the like/dislike ratio is completely irrelevant to TH-cam unless the dislikes are much heavier than the likes.
As usual these people are their own worst enemy.
+Sean F I'm just some rando and this might be weird, but do you think that TH-cam should get rid of dislikes altogether (like most other social media platforms) or should the dislike button still be there, but with the numbers of likes and dislikes only viewable to the video uploader? Recently I thought doing either of those two options might improve TH-cam's community, if only slightly, but now I dunno.
ickalo
Dislikes on comments on TH-cam humorously do absolutely nothing, it's quite literally a placebo. With videos no one really knows for 100% certain what dislikes do, but there is evidence to suggest TH-cam either doesn't care, or factors them equally with a 'like'
I myself have never been a fan of the 'upvote/downvote' system the internet seemed to collectively adopt after Digg/Reddit/Facebook as it's an extremely flawed system.
I myself agree, simply being able to like something alone is much better than also having the ability to 'dislike' something as it is open to abuse and is never used as it's intended.
TH-cam recommended the ghostbusters trailer to me a lot... you might be on to something.
@@nothere5114 DAMN THE FUCKING IRONY
@@nothere5114 holy shit you predict the future lol
my first tripod was gifted to me by some fishermen in the middle of a valley hike. they found it in a river on the first day of fishing and asked if I wanted it. I absolutely took it. piece of shit but it keeps the camera steady.
I need one. have even gone as far as hanging my phone from the ceiling with string and a pulley system to aim it. that shit ended up being all decorated too. adderall is a hell of a drug.
its been 5 years and I'm only now realizing they walked back and forth on the same stretch of sidewalk
Yes....the sidewalk in front of National Underground Railroad Freedom Center (venue focusing on the history of slavery) 😒
imagine being the paypal rep who got the customer service call of some weirdo saying your business isn't working for him because it's part of a conspiracy
'Why couldn't the Alt Right Dogs find a camera... or a friend!?'
This. This is why I like these videos. All of them. REGARDLESS OF QUALITY!
Also, can I just say - you have aggressively yellow hair.
Not any more. Now he's bald and has a huge beard!
See, you start this video by going "people wanted me to talk about it, pff as if me talking about it matters" but then you made this hilarious wonderful video out of it, so uh..
talk about
more
stuff?
whoa hello there
They could only afford half the cinematic aspect ratio
2:20 Black taking up space on the left, serving no purpose: probably a dog whistle.
The opposite of love isn't hate, its indifference.. Davis, we don't hate or love you
The double fedora has to be the funniest thing I've ever experienced on breadtube. Like I anticipated something like it (a skull, a drink) but the DOUBLE fedora made me wheeze
Damn, your hair was BRIGHT blonde in this one
Harold 'Bomber' Guido looks more like a parody of Milo Y in every video, Its a good look.
I kept thinking of Sick Boy from Trainspotting in this one. That hair colour sure is something.
The Empress herself has graced us with an appearance!
+Latte Cat Diamanda Hagan is the Empress of the nation of Haganistan (watch her videos for more explanation).
Hail Hagan
The shot is misaligned to the right, removing the "far left". Truly one of the greats.
4:03 - "Misaligned" from a centrist point of view. Alt-right don't put their videos in the center.
Looks to me like Davis is such a poor cameraman that he had his fingers in the frame. That's why he put a black bar on one side, to cover it.
It is there to show they are not on the left... Use your brain my friend, your shitting on them but are missing the symbolism. First part of tearing down an argument is understanding, not assuming they are dumb
I love how at 0:28 you can see the butter in the corner of the mac where he threw the bread for the first take and missed XD
"Why couldn't the alt right dogs find a friend?" I really do wonder....
Do you think the camera is off center because their film is 'skewed to the right'? Or am I giving them too much credit?
way toooo much credit
Anyone else watching all h bomby boy's videos in these trying times?
I've watched the Sherlock video more than I've watched Sherlock.
I would like to take this opportunity to thank Davey Reeney for my spanking new username.Inspiration comes from the strangest places.
Recommending Etsy at the end was my favorite burn.
There are very few things lamer than grown men recreating the Resivour Dogs opening scene.
As a member of the wokish inquisition I can tell you that our chief weapon is containment...containment and dilution...dilution and containment.... Our two weapons are containment and dilution...and poinsoning.... Our *three* weapons are containment, and dilution, and poisoning...and ego.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...
I'm glad I looked at the newest comments because this made me giggle.
@@SatoXianMe too
bro just dropped one of the funniest comments ever on a 7 year old video. amazing
i am here to like the video and run away
"Why couldn't the alt right dogs find a friend to fucking hold the camera for them" do you really think those dudes have friends...?
"Nobody expect the Alt Right Dogs, our main 3 tactics are containment, dilution, and poisoning AND ego. 4, our 4 main are containment, dilution, poisoning, ego and ETHICS IN VIDEO GAME JOURNALISM."
This was fucking brilliant. I almost regret reporting Davis to my local KGB operative. 😈
Your videos are art and they make me feel genuinely happy
What I’ve learned is : the Alt Right uses a massive amount of euphemisms and a gigantic amount of complex words to sound very “smoort” while being completely insane about the smallest things.
the progressive leftist Marxist sarkeesian woke feminist onomatopoeia antidisestablishmentarianist supercalifragilisticexpialedocious people need to be stopped!!!!
@@Tyrantstorm dont forget the marxists are also liberals and democrats somehow