The absolute funniest interaction between Typhus and Mortarion is that weird mushroom Zoom call. Literally the opening line. Typhus: "Hello GENE SIRE" Mortarion, leaning on his scythe and sighing heavily: "...hello son" Everything about their relationship is summarized in that one conversation. Mortarion is so God damn done with him lol
Despite following the Codex rigidly, Leandros actually violates the Codex by calling the Inquistion on Titus as the Codex states clearly that if any of the battle brothers are suspected of heresy, they must be reported to the nearest chapter Chaplain or Librarian, not the Inquisition.
I would say that this is due to the devs not knowing the lore because even before that we see that the black templars escorting the inquisition for some reason?
@@abdallahawad9262 No black templars make sens , this is a war zone between imperium, orks and chaos. I think is a good idea to have 1 squqde of space marines with you . But that error of the writers make Leadros more realistic characters , his hypocrite who serve the rules only when that helps him .
45:34 slight correction While he’s technically a lord, he prefers “Duke” which isn’t a official Necron rank And the reason he loves stealing Scarabs and other such things is because of a punishment. Due to him killing everyone after waking up, the Pharron pardoned him but removed the ability to have troops in his control…but scarabs aren’t troops, they are tools. And there are no limits to how many tools 1 individual can use
It looks like Erebus and the Emperor are going to have a serious fight for the top spot, it's gonna be a tough call to decide which is worse between these two! But wait, what's this? What's going on? Who's that coming in from the side? BY GUILLIMAN! IT'S LEANDROS WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
And the funny thing about Skryvok is that he becomes legion master of the night lords and then in his first real engagement as the CM he gets fucking yeeted off the first wall of the imperial palace by Rauduron.
I just thought of a chaos warband of tzeench that decides their ranks every day with a dice to invite change, and when the rubric gets to lead they do nothing.
The Iron Warriors are disqualified from this list because they always have a reason to do the things they do. They may not be ethically justified by our standards, but they're not just being assholes for the sake of being assholes. There's always some sort of utility, retribution, and/or lesson involved.
You're kinda missing the point of this tier list. This isn't a tier list of people who have done the worst things. It's a tier list of people who are assholes. As in, being a fucktard for no good reason whatsoever. Iron Warriors, although they have quite a good rank in Competetive Genocide and Atrocities (TM), they never do it just because. They always have a valid reason for doing it.
In all fairness to Abaddon, if that one single planet was checking my campaigns for the better part of 10,000 years I'd probably start considering similar options too lol
The best part about Astartes is when she blew up the factory and took herself with it, Malcador suggested changing the name, to which point Big E went “nah I don’t feel like changing it” hence why they are still called astartes.
honetly after hearing about lysikor I wanna make a canoptek only army EVEN more now 😭 I love this homeless scrungley lil guy so much. +Need to read twice dead king now
Everything said about Erebus is right, placement correct. BUT, even though he is the worst. I can't not respect anyone who upon meeting THE EMPEROR thought that they could beat that and ruin the machinations of one of the strongest beings that exists in 30+k and then DID IT.
Today's podcast hosts consist of a boomer World Eater that needs to "get with the times" as his younger legionaries say, the weirdest weird boy, a blood angel and his stolen war gear, and Arron, after he has been dipped in a lake of bleach by The Great Clean One!
Not surprised it was the Night Lord guy who ended up spoiling The Infinite and the Divine for free and without warning. Should've put himself on the list.
actually not being able to walk properly isn’t what made eidolon use a thunder hammer, he’s always used a thunder hammer and always been an asshole he didn’t start having trouble walking and being graceful until after he got brought brought back to life also i could have listened to hours of yall doing stressed dad fulgrim 😂
Vect: Needs to ba an asshole to survive Eidolon: Is an asshole and wants to be an asshole The Emperor : wants to do good be can’t stop himself to be a turbo-asshole
The Emperor: irredeemable asshole Vekt: hes not irredeemable because hes trying to save his race. You kidding me? Im half jokingly coping but half surprised the Emperor hate meme has gone this far
Can you make a podcast on the funniest fantasy moments like you do for 40k I want to learn more about the skaven I died laughing the last time you guys talked about them
I think Big E gets memed on too much during this, but like . . . yeah. That being said I'd have argued for C tier for the same reasons Orikan deserves to.
You wanna know what's worse leandros become's a chaplain in the same company no less, why the fuck wasn't he punished for betraying not only his captain and company but also the book he holds so dear?!
The time wizard necron should have ranked higher because he destroyed his own peoples artifacts to get the artifact. Brought the messed up on the head necrons to destroy a world for the lolz. I’d have gone for professional.
@@anthonyshear2091actual braindead opinion. Any lesson a bully can teach a parent can do way better. Bullying is not needed at all and it still exists so if there's anything negative going on today with the kids guess what it's still around. Idk if you're an adult with that comment but I hope you're just an edgy kid
So we are conveniently going to just ignore the other marines who went into the laer temple and were corrupted by the narcotics flowing through the entire mass of bodies? Who brought the laer blade to fulgrim which instantly corrupted him. Julius Kaeseron the first captain that helped instrument eidolons shit heelery? No? Fabius was just a recluse that became a mad scientest Eidolon is just a shit-heel, he should have gotten his own tier for being so laughably incompentent at being an asshole. Dude just flat out sucks and gets dumpstered every time he appears.
I really love all the videos you do and I want to read some of the books but I don't know where to find them. Is there a list you use or something like that? Any help would be appreciated. Long live the emperor
Sorry, guys…gotta be honest. Not sure if it was Tom not being there, or something else, but I’ve never stopped a video from your channel before it was ended like I did with this.
Space hulk mention? in MY mini showcase section? huge, i love splattering bugs with my thunder hammer I really wish Space Hulk Deathwing was a liiiiittle less clunky in that i could properly start new campaigns without resetting or have a mission select please games workshop
As Eidolon's largest fan there is a lot of stuff hes getting blamed for he didn't do BUT he still deserve's his tier. God I love this arrogant bastard, hope he gets a 40k model. Also lucius V sigismund never happened, sadly. He did however fight Loken twice, barely lost the first time and won the second, after which Loken declared him the superior to any SoH marine. (this also means that he'd probably beat Sigi as pre warp powered abaddon walloped him)
yeah, lots of facts wrong here about Eidolon. They make him seem more coniving than he really is, when in reality, he's one of my favorite idiots of my favorite legion. But 1000% he is an arrogant asshole above all else. cannot wait for his book next month
Theory the deciever put the idea of 40k into james workshops head we now have a full recollection of the future in detail coming along from putting all the pieces together and eventually we just start the dark age of man and start 40k this is the begging OUR MINIS ARE WHERE THE STCS START ok goodnight
Everything on the list is correct except the emperor dude is not nearly as bad as you make him out to be, everyone else takes pleasure in the pain they cause even Vekt, the emperor does it in the name of human prosperity, but the road to hell is paved with good intentions
Remember, Erebus did notbing wrong. "Erebus," on the other hand, committed murder and identity theft on a random kid in his village.
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM
"I am Erebus and this is a lie" just seems more fitting as his phrase.
wasn't a random kid, he knew and hated that guy but really wanted his job.
@@BoredTAK5000 milions of people suffer everyday. Stop erebusing
@@BoredTAK5000Michael!!!
The absolute funniest interaction between Typhus and Mortarion is that weird mushroom Zoom call. Literally the opening line.
Typhus: "Hello GENE SIRE"
Mortarion, leaning on his scythe and sighing heavily: "...hello son"
Everything about their relationship is summarized in that one conversation. Mortarion is so God damn done with him lol
Typhus is lucky to not be vivisected
What book is this?
@@Deadieboy02 Dark Imperium. I think it's book 1.
@@Sorrel-Fox much appreciated
@@DetectiveLancebut here’s the thing he did but then nurgl brought him back instantly
Despite following the Codex rigidly, Leandros actually violates the Codex by calling the Inquistion on Titus as the Codex states clearly that if any of the battle brothers are suspected of heresy, they must be reported to the nearest chapter Chaplain or Librarian, not the Inquisition.
I would say that this is due to the devs not knowing the lore because even before that we see that the black templars escorting the inquisition for some reason?
Yes, but the Black Templars ALSO wipe their arse with the codex. @@abdallahawad9262
@@abdallahawad9262 No black templars make sens , this is a war zone between imperium, orks and chaos.
I think is a good idea to have 1 squqde of space marines with you .
But that error of the writers make Leadros more realistic characters , his hypocrite who serve the rules only when that helps him .
@@darvog7160I thought the Black Templars hate the Inquisition.
@@DetectiveLance a inquisitor can negociate , but the are free spirit and don't obey direct orders from inquisitor.
45:34 slight correction
While he’s technically a lord, he prefers “Duke” which isn’t a official Necron rank
And the reason he loves stealing Scarabs and other such things is because of a punishment. Due to him killing everyone after waking up, the Pharron pardoned him but removed the ability to have troops in his control…but scarabs aren’t troops, they are tools.
And there are no limits to how many tools 1 individual can use
That's hilarious
He's the bug Guy
What a loophole 😂
Holy fuck the entire "exasperated single dad fulgrim" bit sent me
It looks like Erebus and the Emperor are going to have a serious fight for the top spot, it's gonna be a tough call to decide which is worse between these two!
But wait, what's this?
What's going on?
Who's that coming in from the side?
BY GUILLIMAN! IT'S LEANDROS WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
And the funny thing about Skryvok is that he becomes legion master of the night lords and then in his first real engagement as the CM he gets fucking yeeted off the first wall of the imperial palace by Rauduron.
I just thought of a chaos warband of tzeench that decides their ranks every day with a dice to invite change, and when the rubric gets to lead they do nothing.
That's hilarious and brilliant.
Finally. A warhammer podcast as I'm working out.
Keep up the gains for the emperor brother
@@acethurman71 Yes, brother. For the Eemperor!🗿
Speaking of the deceiver and Orokin
No mention of how the deceiver spent over 10,000 years catfishing Orokin into releasing him?
The lack of any Iron Warrior characters disturbs me deeply.
The fact they didn't put honsou there ........
Yes I was saying that the whole time it was premiering@@GatoSacro
The Iron Warriors are disqualified from this list because they always have a reason to do the things they do. They may not be ethically justified by our standards, but they're not just being assholes for the sake of being assholes. There's always some sort of utility, retribution, and/or lesson involved.
You're kinda missing the point of this tier list.
This isn't a tier list of people who have done the worst things. It's a tier list of people who are assholes. As in, being a fucktard for no good reason whatsoever.
Iron Warriors, although they have quite a good rank in Competetive Genocide and Atrocities (TM), they never do it just because. They always have a valid reason for doing it.
@@dramsac17 yeah no they are the biggest assholes ever
In all fairness to Abaddon, if that one single planet was checking my campaigns for the better part of 10,000 years I'd probably start considering similar options too lol
He could've just fired on a star with the fortress instead of yeeting it at the planet
Sounds like red is slowly going into the warp with the audio cuts.
This is full of incredible stories and bits from back to front, but the Fulgrim part was on another level.
Nagash even if he’s not in 40k deserves to be on the top because such is the power of Nagash
We need a sitcom of tired divorced dad Fulgrim, and his kids.
I wonder if the reveal in Space Marine 2 would change the placement of Leandros?
The best part about Astartes is when she blew up the factory and took herself with it, Malcador suggested changing the name, to which point Big E went “nah I don’t feel like changing it” hence why they are still called astartes.
Rigged if Erebus aint S/F tier
I love Red's take on the emperors children. It's now my headcannon. Thx
honetly after hearing about lysikor I wanna make a canoptek only army EVEN more now 😭
I love this homeless scrungley lil guy so much.
+Need to read twice dead king now
Emperor and how he treated Angron. High tier jerk.
Almost all the traitors primarch are the way they are because the emperor was a god tier jerk with them specially angron
New Yorker Lysikor was unexpected, but very welcome.
the Lysikor bit is one of the best parts and its been living rent free since then
Moots saying Erebussy just as soon I did is priceless, the singular braincell is getting fought over for control.
Everything said about Erebus is right, placement correct. BUT, even though he is the worst. I can't not respect anyone who upon meeting THE EMPEROR thought that they could beat that and ruin the machinations of one of the strongest beings that exists in 30+k and then DID IT.
Today's podcast hosts consist of a boomer World Eater that needs to "get with the times" as his younger legionaries say, the weirdest weird boy, a blood angel and his stolen war gear, and Arron, after he has been dipped in a lake of bleach by The Great Clean One!
Hey thanks for the props guys!
One time orokin saw that a necron tomb was going to be destroyed in the future and let it happen so he could steal their shit.
The emperor gives his most innocent warrior the worst of accusations
THERES NO RULES AGAINST THE PEASANTS KONRAD I CAN SKIN THEM WHENEVER I WANT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not surprised it was the Night Lord guy who ended up spoiling The Infinite and the Divine for free and without warning. Should've put himself on the list.
I feel like is this were a fantasy/aos list it'd be solely skaven characters
And Manlet von Cumrag. And Nagash
actually not being able to walk properly isn’t what made eidolon use a thunder hammer, he’s always used a thunder hammer and always been an asshole he didn’t start having trouble walking and being graceful until after he got brought brought back to life
also i could have listened to hours of yall doing stressed dad fulgrim 😂
even the son the Emperor found defected to Horus
also the Alpha Legion are Malcadors legion ;) Night Lords are the Emperors. Emperor is punitive, Malcador is preemptive and strategic.
At least in the black legion books, Abaddon was given a proper character and made me like him.
This video better start off with the Emperor himself.
01:34:04 that harmonization 🤌🏽
When they had the surprise at the end, I thought it was going to be GW itself on the tier list.
Vect: Needs to ba an asshole to survive
Eidolon: Is an asshole and wants to be an asshole
The Emperor : wants to do good be can’t stop himself to be a turbo-asshole
The Emperor: irredeemable asshole
Vekt: hes not irredeemable because hes trying to save his race.
You kidding me? Im half jokingly coping but half surprised the Emperor hate meme has gone this far
Remember you think you hate leandrous enough but you don't
Landing the plane is a skill, boys
Ah Lysikor, my favorite sneaky little robot gremlin
Draw Orikan as a sunflower? Challenge accepted.
Lysikor knows the galaxy would be a better place without him, that's why he refuses to die
Not including imotekh "L + ratio + skill issue + taking your hand" the storm lord is wild.
As far as Necrons go from what i know, he is quite a decent and great leader, and hobourable even to his enemies, not really an asshole.
Lysikor is the new best necron, you cannot change my mind.
Skriavok tortured Pollux and is the reason Dantioch dies.
Which makes him an irredeemable asshole
Here's hoping Urien Rakarth's in this one.
I started listening to twice dead king just because of how red described lysankor I can only imagine him talking with that damn accent badda bing
Im here for Minibus Fulgrim
53:51 and now just want a tv show where they're coming up with the concepts of the legions because I can also see the siglite doing that
Can you make a podcast on the funniest fantasy moments like you do for 40k I want to learn more about the skaven I died laughing the last time you guys talked about them
Leandros is the kind of manager that show anti union videos
I think Big E gets memed on too much during this, but like . . . yeah. That being said I'd have argued for C tier for the same reasons Orikan deserves to.
I agree with that
You wanna know what's worse leandros become's a chaplain in the same company no less, why the fuck wasn't he punished for betraying not only his captain and company but also the book he holds so dear?!
Eeeeehhhhh, I'm walking here!
Erebus should have a column of his own.
Mannfred Von Cumstain: I ended a universe.
The time wizard necron should have ranked higher because he destroyed his own peoples artifacts to get the artifact. Brought the messed up on the head necrons to destroy a world for the lolz. I’d have gone for professional.
40k is just the biggest bully competition
Son bullies are cool now. Most kids would be stronger and smarter with a few more bullies out there
@@anthonyshear2091actual braindead opinion.
Any lesson a bully can teach a parent can do way better. Bullying is not needed at all and it still exists so if there's anything negative going on today with the kids guess what it's still around.
Idk if you're an adult with that comment but I hope you're just an edgy kid
@@anthonyshear2091 school shootings usually happen because of bullying. The only type of bully that is good is the video game
All we need now is boldermort and them ranking pizzas
So we are conveniently going to just ignore the other marines who went into the laer temple and were corrupted by the narcotics flowing through the entire mass of bodies? Who brought the laer blade to fulgrim which instantly corrupted him. Julius Kaeseron the first captain that helped instrument eidolons shit heelery? No?
Fabius was just a recluse that became a mad scientest
Eidolon is just a shit-heel, he should have gotten his own tier for being so laughably incompentent at being an asshole. Dude just flat out sucks and gets dumpstered every time he appears.
You should do story tellling like luetin, you are not boring when talking I´m sure u would reach even greater numbers
I AM SUPREME
Saw the title and my first thought was Red#1
when you realize the emperor grew up in a single parent home
I really love all the videos you do and I want to read some of the books but I don't know where to find them. Is there a list you use or something like that? Any help would be appreciated.
Long live the emperor
Why was Reds hello way to funny for me
1:29:41 to up his compliance numbers, fulgrim has had political marriages
The Eidolon bit had me dying, but I gotta agree with The Gaming Storyteller, Eidolon is a bigger scumbag than Erebus, which is hilarious.
As an inventory auditor I don't know how I feel about being literally paid to be a Leandros.
You know Fabius books he get his brother addicted to his coke so they wont betray him because only him can make it.
We can say everything about the emperor , but one thing we can't deni he is really human .
Never knew the emperor's children was the make a wish foundation legion
1:27:23 Single dad Fulgrim
Hey, do you post on spotify?
It would ve nice to have and audio version only
He gonna lead on my gold til I Gelt.
Sorry, guys…gotta be honest. Not sure if it was Tom not being there, or something else, but I’ve never stopped a video from your channel before it was ended like I did with this.
Space hulk mention? in MY mini showcase section? huge, i love splattering bugs with my thunder hammer
I really wish Space Hulk Deathwing was a liiiiittle less clunky in that i could properly start new campaigns without resetting or have a mission select please games workshop
As Eidolon's largest fan there is a lot of stuff hes getting blamed for he didn't do BUT he still deserve's his tier. God I love this arrogant bastard, hope he gets a 40k model.
Also lucius V sigismund never happened, sadly. He did however fight Loken twice, barely lost the first time and won the second, after which Loken declared him the superior to any SoH marine. (this also means that he'd probably beat Sigi as pre warp powered abaddon walloped him)
yeah, lots of facts wrong here about Eidolon. They make him seem more coniving than he really is, when in reality, he's one of my favorite idiots of my favorite legion. But 1000% he is an arrogant asshole above all else. cannot wait for his book next month
1:09:37 so you’re telling me Vect made the Salamanders crash out?
1:02:51 i assumed the sword made him do it
damn I didn't know Red was Irish
2:05 Yeah, says the fucking NIGHT LORD.
Theory the deciever put the idea of 40k into james workshops head we now have a full recollection of the future in detail coming along from putting all the pieces together and eventually we just start the dark age of man and start 40k this is the begging OUR MINIS ARE WHERE THE STCS START ok goodnight
if i remember correctly, didnt the painted count get clapped and roasted by THE Raldoron? damn bro....if only he was Talos and knew how to kill BA's.
2:18:50 I don’t like Cato Sicarius very much but I know exactly what he would have done to Lyin Lennie on Graia if he was in Titus’s place
Everyone's favorite 4 thirst trap vtubers
Horus heresy era power armor is indeed a thirst trap.
Gelt should've been on the list too.
Also hating on Eidolon HE FUCKING KILLED QIN XA
Is Mr. Beast, Erebus?
Everything on the list is correct except the emperor dude is not nearly as bad as you make him out to be, everyone else takes pleasure in the pain they cause even Vekt, the emperor does it in the name of human prosperity, but the road to hell is paved with good intentions
I was a miner as a minor! Fulgrim
If Red reads this, I am not surprised.
Spoiler context: 📙.
Where is the plague marine friend?
I can take Aaron's place
at like 57 minutes they are talking about a guy who just says fuck chaos but more imprtanatly kill big e and its purturabo