college decision reactions but i applied to zero safetes

welcome to the college decision reactions video. i applied to a lot of colleges with the purpose of making this video in mind, probably not my brightest idea. spoiler alert if you read descriptions, things didn't go too well.
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Chapters:
0:00 - Intro
1:04 - UPenn
1:26 - MIT
1:57 - UChicago
2:17 - Purdue
2:29 - USC
2:47 - UIUC
2:57 - Johns Hopkins
3:04 - UIUC
3:42 - UChicago
3:58 - UC Davis
4:09 - Northeastern
4:43 - MIT
5:02 - Rochester
5:23 - UCLA
5:35 - UCSD
5:53 - UC Irvine
6:08 - Little Update
6:27 - Tufts
6:50 - UCSB
7:01 - WashU
7:22 - USC
7:53 - GA Tech
8:08 - BU
8:33 - CMU
8:54 - NYU
9:18 - Princeton
9:29 - Yale
9:44 - Columbia
10:01 - Cornell
10:11 - Berkeley
10:35 - Duke
11:04 - Stanford
11:23 - Outro and Stats