"I Was the World's Highest-Paid Janitor. I Wouldn't Recommend This Job" | Creepypasta | Scary Story
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ส.ค. 2024
- I need a raise...
Author: DrunkenSwordsman
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Thank you very much for including my art! Keep up your great storytelling!
Of Course! Thank you for sharing your great talent! I love the drawings on your youtube channel 🙂👊
Your art is so good!
The moment when you sloooowly see the ant - like face appear .......well played! ✌
Nice job w/ the art! I really do love everything about this channels presentations!
Argh! I don't know what to follow ! The narration or the tiny dot dashing all over the screen, revealing more and more details....this is like an exercise how to expand ones attention span....^^ I 'm not good at it for sure. 🤦♀️
All of this is totally believable except the part where he inserts the USB stick correctly the first time
lol
😂 This ! I would have died , sooooo close .....but no way I would have gotten the right side up the first time , unless there was the typical USB arrow- thingy on it, as some do.
Plot twist: it was all a simulation and that was the sign. Lol jk
That NEVER happens. 🤣🤣🤣
😅
Every creepy pasta used to have titles like "Twisted Jim" and be about a twisted guy named Jim who kills you. Now they all have titles like "I worked the night shift at an abandoned Burger King, the pay wasn't enough" and it's about having a job that sucks because of monsters. Something really interesting happening there.
The real monster was capitalism all along
You’re forgetting the whole … I’m a forest ranger or I worked in a national park era of stories 😂
Well, if the pay is good.
Lots of Japanese anime use titles like that now. Example: “In my 30’s I was fired from the demon king’s army”.
All the writers got jobs and realized nothing was worse than minimum wage
They survived the Chimera but did they survive the government when they left the facility?
You’re a real dickhead if this is an actual spoiler.
I own a Cleaning company. And today was a horror show, def con 5, crime scene. 8 hours on a 500 Sq ft 1 bedroom. Now I'm chilling out enjoying listening to the challenges of others. Lol. Thanks for the sleep aid
I own one as well. I have businesses and personal homes as clients. It's really baffling how rich people loooove everything to be clean and pristine, but wont do it themselves. When I first started the company, it was just me and my mom. I have never been more grossed out than when I cleaned for a doctor/judge couple. I'm glad my company has grown and I have people who work for me, i just go around to the businesses to make sure my crew is doing their job and has all supplies needed. Good money, though.
@@chelseapthib36 that's awesome Chelsea. It's a hard business to keep up with. We have 11 buildings with over 800 units total. We clean 9 common areas and the rest are move outs. We don't do residential only common areas and move outs. I have 5 staff and I spend 30 hours in the field and 10 shopping, administration, equipment maintenence. I'm in Portland Oregon and people are always looking for something better. Lol...so much for diversity. Everyone seems to want the best for as little as possible...right down to the commoners. Go figure...lol
I’ve never understood how y’all can do what you do. I’ve never been one for nightmares, but I would think your job could cause them.
@@jamiejones9671 it's a good, honest living. I was a vet tech for 5 years and a phlebotomist for 3. I make more with my company in one week than I did in a month at those 2 jobs.
I also work with an animal shelter/rescue. I still do rescues and find homes for them. I have a good life. My husband is a pipeline welder and travels alot for work, so I keep busy. I'm not a fancy, luxury woman.. but I treat myself when I want. My husband and I grew up hunting so that's something we do whenever he is home and it's the season. I love being able to make my schedule and come and go as I please. I was never one to be bossed around, so I became a boss 😁
I am a janitor myself. I understand how you feel. I have seen bathrooms where I swear someone was murdered. I have see bathrooms that had more poop than a human should hold. almost 27 years on the job.
Lighthouse is the best! His narrations are like he's really acting his part not just reading from a book. Awesome job man. 👏
Yes, yes, indeed. 🙃
agree! it makes a huge difference
He most definitely is!
I'm so tired of the pretentious sounding monotone voices from a lot of these creepypasta narrators. LH is a breath of fresh air.
Agreed, I listen to many TH-camrs who read these stories and Lighthouse has always been my favorite.
Of course I like others but nobody comes close to Lighthouse. Haha :)
I just have to say... I work night shift and I listen to a lot of different paranormal narrations. And I have to say you are my absolute favorite. You don't make weird inhaling sounds or ADD weird sounds. You narrate the story. Thank you I am a huge fan
hey thanks Stanley!
I feel bad for janitors. They have to clean all the nasty stupf in schools, and whereever, and with the pandemic on they have double the work. Scrubbing toilets, wiping doors, and desks, mopping floors, really poor guys. Awesome story though! Can't wait to hear your next story! Keep up the great work, Lighthouse Horror!
I was a school janitor for 3 years. Elementary. You have NO idea! 😲😖😳
Yes we do. I’ve been one for 20+ years. Nothing bothers me now.
@@lisaclayton404 I think I do. Remembering my eletmentary school years, I can think of a whole lot of messes we created. We scribbled nonsense on bathroom stall walls, brought mud, and melted snow into the halls, spilled drinks over the desks, and floors. Somebody even spray painted a part of a classroom.
Janitorial technicians and trash removal staff should make what professional athletes make, along with full benefits and a retirement pension as their jobs are much harder and absolutely necessary. They are some of the most valuable people in society along with teachers, caregivers, restaurant workers, maintenance workers, etc. People that do these grueling and merciless jobs need to be compensated well and appreciated!
If you are one of the above mentioned workers, thank you for all you do, society could not get along without your hard work!
@@frozennorthwoods4401 thank you ☺️ I agree..
I used to get paid to be a custodian at my school. I was part of a Career based intervention program. My teacher got me working with Rick the janitor. Picked up a check from the school on Friday. Was awesome. Like getting paid to go to school.
That's what I'm talking about 😂😂😅
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@@rosetanner9817 e
Wish teachers cared like that at my school
Nice.
So well written and narrated, I was in the facility with Pete and rob as they ran from the failed experiments! I can’t believe I made it out alive 😳
you made it out Eric! but barely!
We should be ashamed of ourselves, this would have been a cakewalk for them if we'd actually helped them out instead of just being along for the ride. SMH
If I'm honest being honest, Eric, i was rooting for the failed experiment...
Am I the only one who thinks this would be a Kick-Ass movie 🍿😍 definitely a good story
It would make a fun video game too!
It basically is a movie
Agreed, movie please!
This guy deserves one hell of a paid vacation!!!
Man that voice switching is insane. You can dub a whole movie by yourself lol
OMG I hope someone that has the connections and ability to get this made into a movie. This was one of the BEST stories I've heard. Well done to the author.
If this made into a movie,I'd definitely want to see it!
@@bluesow hell yeah. I'm listening to it again now.
I would definitely pay to see it on a big screen, rather than on my own in my living room on DVD, even though usually it's the opposite !
@@janedoex1398 I can't even remember last time I went to see movie in a theater. But if this got made into movie that would be a necessary requirement. This is one of my favorite stories and had to come back for a relisten
Great story. I enjoy the stories that just vaguely say "government" since there's so many levels you can easily imagine something funny like "the Fish and Game department is behind this."
The damn lRS is at it again
Those bastards are crooked... tried getting me in trouble for fishing, saying I didn't have permission to be there and needed a license to fish anywhere that wasn't owned by me and wanted to write me a ticket for it, along with a trespass....while I was currently fishing my pond on my own land...So I wouldn't put it Past the fish and game department
Shout out to all the janitors out there and people who housekeep. Yall are deserve so much more, including more compensation for all the work you do. 💓
How many other folks are fascinated by the art going on?
Awesome story!
glad you're liking it!
@@LighthouseHorror I am LOVING this♡ Incredible story!♡
DAAAAUUUMMM! SO FKN GOOD! Chewed off a nail, and sucked down 3 Stellas in my stressed out state.. lol
The Common Soldier spends WAY MORE TIME with a broom or mop in their hands than a rifle... Any Veteran can confirm this.
Still a good story, even with this Faux Pax at the start.
I was gonna say this but someone else did lol
As a former active duty United States marine I spent many A-day cleaning toilets sweeping and doing other janitorial duties, It's just part of the job.
@@hiroyui9699
No difference in the Rangers... or any other Unit or Branch.
Those hallways aren't going to sweep and mop themselves.
🎵I hear the Buffers coming🎶
🎵 They're coming down the hall🎶
🎵And I can't get no sleep🎶
🎵Can get no sleep at all🎶
I was gonna say the same thing. I haven't listened to the whole story yet. Just heard that first bit and immediately went to the comments. All the way up until we hit E4, we're basically just glorified janitors that sometimes (depending on MOS) pick up a rifle and get to sling lead down range. Even then, once you hit E4, you're just the Janatorial Manager.
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I feel like Pete is the real mvp here!
I rarely click on videos that are over 1 hour long but for some reason I thought that I would give this one a shot. I was not disappointed. The first fifteen minutes set a nice backdrop for this visit and after that it was all downhill. I really liked how you tied everything so neatly.
Thank you for this fantastic video and your great narration.
anytime! thanks for listening K!
I love the longer stories 🎉
As usual...
Spec Ops units always mindless fire and keep firing instead of call for a tactical retreat.
The best Spec Ops unit I've heard in a Creepypasta was the unit that went to Tennessee read by CreepsMcPasta.
They actually used tactics and other weapons at their disposal. Sounded like it written by someone who had some knowledge of military operations.
Yeah...whenever I've had to "nope!" out of a situation I always called it a tactical or strategic retreat 😆😆
Any link????
@@chiefhowlingwolfhannibal7360 - I mean it sounds better on an offical report than..
"Imma head out!"
Could you imagine during the debriefing?
General: and what do you do when confronted with the specimen?
Captain: For the safety of my team, I called for a tactical "nope da fuq outta there", sir!
General: You almost cost us the secrecy of this mission.
Captain: I'm aware, sir! However, the call was necessary as this thing was "straight outta Raccoon City!" And I couldn't jeopardize the safety of my team.
Peter is my hero I got goosebumps when he said" let him go u son of a bitch" . Great story I was on the edge of my seat entire time.
It could be worse you could be in charge of the raccoon City police dogs after the virus hit 😂
I'd actually enjoy that.
@@yduronerom6380 yeah...sure you would tough guy
Your stories are the best and I love them even better when they are longer than 15 min. Heck yeah! Something to kill time til I have to crash.
Basically what happens at an SCP Breach haha! Except, less equipped personnel...
HELL YES! IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE DAY THAT STEVEN UPLOADS A LONG ONE! Also congrats on 100k I just noticed that.
120 K ! Growing fast , Yay ! Finally and so well deserved!
I just hope he ever sleeps....
Man you deserve so many more subs! I've told everybody I know about you! Great narration!!
Listening this at work was a good decision, it kept me from falling asleep. This story has some outlast vibes to it and I love that. Thank you for putting the time and effort into these stories :)
Glad you enjoyed it! Anytime. I always try to do my best 👊
@@LighthouseHorror
And We Very Much Appreciate it!!
I Enjoy All of Your Stories!!
Thank Ü... 💋
Your Fan from Ont, Canada 🍁
Ready to relax and listen to another long story narrated by my favorite narrator! Thank you Lighthouse!
Amen
@@yduronerom6380 Yes! 🙏❤️
TH-cam better be paying Lighthouse Horror major bucks! THIS is talent. Anyone can "read" a story but to truly Narrate in a way that conveys the stories emotions while allowing the listeners to feel said emotions is a TALENT. It's beyond voice acting, as I've heard many "actors" narrate stories and the narration is horrid but Lighthouse Horror is a gem. Listen, I write books for a living, all day, every day and I can't narrate like this. BRAVO! I always enjoy the stories you narrate and they keep me company while I write... 0.0 although sometimes I have to stop cuz I get too scared lol.
Hey, you’re doing great! Keep on trucking on, and if you put your mind to it, things will get better ❤️🩹
Don’t know if you needed to hear that, but I had a gut feeling and decided to listen
I’ll be praying for ya! Jesus bless you and good luck with your books!
now you're including visual artists as well?! you, my friend, are AWESOME
keep on keeping on, man, you're doing such a good job
The music in the background of the beginning is perfect... When I hear it, I know that we are in for a top story. And this is over an hour too. Thank you Lighthouse! Your channel is the BEST on TH-cam, and you certainly are the best CP Narrator EVER!
Hi Stephen that was a fantastic story. Thanks to the author Drunken Swordsman & of course as always thanks for sharing xxx
Nice! (I was sort of expecting a giant killer amoeba or something to show up at the end, but maybe it's brighter than the other monsters and has already left the building.)
I'm really glad that little runaway twerp redeemed himself. 🤣
This author is great. Not easy to surprise me.
Thank you both!
yes, such a lovely thing to listen to at 1 am XD
I thoroughly enjoyed listening like always. such an exceptional narrator. thank ou for putting in the time and effort to read and post for us every day.
Heck yes, excited for the longer spook today. Thank you Lighthouse for always coming in clutch after an awful shift at work. ❤️
Oh man, New video! Keep up the great work!
I wasn't paying attention and I jumpscared myself with the spider you were drawing lol
Wow
And it's an hour long too!!!! Tysm!!
No problem!!
Awesome work thanks LH, it was really cool seeing that picture go from its stark beginnings to the depth filled conclusion, seeing how the layering developed throughout, wicked insite to the process. The story was unexpectedly long too and at this time of year with all the expectations for Halloween I think you are the only one of the good narrators who has managed to step up even further and put out such a long tale so good to fall into a long story being well told. Thank you so much for finding us this well written and engaging piece. Yet again raising the bar even further for others to follow. Too good LH. Cheers. Lee.
good to see you Lee! Cheers my friend
This one was amazing Lighthouse you killed it I'd love to hear more about Rob this one really needs a sequel or at least a series
I don't usually go for long stories, but this one kept my attention. The pacing and narration were great. Only bad thing is, I was listening to fall asleep but got too invested...and I'm still awake.
Oooooooooooh Umbrella Style!!!! Cant wait!!!
Honestly, I love these kinda stories where they mix actual horror with a bunch of unlikely heroes that manage to survive truly hellish ordeals despite being nothing more than just humans. 🗿👍🏻
Bravo 👏👏👏👏👏 for this amazingly well written story and for the aptly compelling narration.
Loved the artwork, the story, and the narration. Wish more stories did this type of artwork.
I’ve been waiting for an hour plus upload! The long ones are the best by far.
I love to see how this channel has grown. I have been here since the beginning and I will continue loyal. Much love, Elena.
Thank you so much for all the support Elena. 👊
Never been this early to a vid, gonna enjoy the whole 1+ hour of this 💙 keep up the amazing work
Hope you enjoy!
Lighthouse!!! Can you please please please narrate another vampire story. I watched the one about the family of vampires in the motel and the one vampire in national park. I love your vampire stories so much like it is so incredible. Please do another one cause they are so intense an so wonderfully spoken.
a friend of mine just came up with one of the best vampire story ideas I've ever heard. It's seriously incredible. We're gonna write it together over the next few weeks.
1 hour hardwork
Thank you for the long one love it!!!!
Ever wonder how he doesn't stumble over his words, or his mouth never goes dry? I'd probably have to make a part story if I have to read this long.
oh i stumble for sure. I just delete it lol
@@LighthouseHorror Ooooooh, snart. Well, you're awesome!
That's what you get for failing to respond IMMEDIATELY to the first warning. LOL!!!
Excellent story kept me interested. Really enjoyed the art along with the narration which was fantastic. Thank you to all the talent. Greatly appreciated.
Well, that's definitely one of my new favorites! Good job Art by T.A.G and Lighthouse!
I love the way you narrate your stories. Really feels like it's happening to you. All your feelings put into eat. Some sound like there simply reading a story. Thankyou soooooo much.
Finally, an addiction that won’t end up with me having to check into rehab.
Really enjoyed the story and especially the narration, n voice. The art was awesome as well. Also thanks for bringing attention to Janitors. I worked and retired from BART as a Transit vehicle car cleaner = Janitor. It's sad how some people look down on you and judge you. Thank you for this story!👍🤗😉
hey BART! I lived in the bay area for years. Someone tried to steal my tablet one time on bart. This dude comes up to me at like 9PM and says" hey bro, can I borrow that for a second?" I looked up at him, and laughed, and was like "uhhh... no?" He got super pissed, told me I was gay, and stormed down the aisle. Good times on BART!
@@LighthouseHorror Yes as a worker there I have lots of stories also. Some close call ones a few funny ones to. I sure am glad your experience didn't escalate! You take care.☺️
It's kinda hard to focus on both the story and the timelapse of the drawing, but at the same time it made it even more captivating. First time I actually watched and didn't just listen though, so it definitely works.
glad you liked it! I'll do more of those for sure
This is probably one of the best stories I’ve heard from you
That was awesome! Now I can go and try to crash. You are so appreciated, I hope you realize this. You are the very best.
So excited for this!!! And it's an hour long 🙂 even better!!
Yup. That's what I am saying!
@@yduronerom6380 yup! I heard that. ✨
@@rosetanner9817 pretty good one? I like the stories with longer runs. But the short ones are sweet too.
Lmao I saw this and immediately thought of my time in the army as infantry. I held a broom more than a gun!! 🤣🤣
As a former soldier....I wish we had a janitor. yes we had to mop and clean toilets at work ourselves.
I love these longer ones
That's what she said
Phenomenal narration, story and just everything as always Lighthouse. Thanks for this long tale!
Ohhh nice title lol. Good job!
A long one. Gonna be awesome.
love the collaboration with artists, makes the stories pop even more.
I love listening to these stories, especially from Lighthouse Horror. I've been suffering from severe pain and take edibles to help. Listening to these stories, with great help of how the stories are written and read, makes me feel like I'm experiencing all the emotions and everything that goes on in the stories. These help me forget about the pain, even for a little bit, and I can relax a little bit and it's a blessing being able to escape from RL and all the pain I'm going through. Thank you for the calming voice narrating the stories and thank you to all the writers who write all these stories so amazingly!!!❤❤❤❤
There we go! I'm looking for another job. I'm liking this one already. Thank you Lighthouse Horror!
Yeah, no, Tenzen. You are not going to work as a . . . well, secret scientist in janitor form. Or I hope not.
what up Tenzen
lol
@@LighthouseHorror wow, more than one response! Lol, 😁😉
@@bloodybriars9399 Lol 😈😉 work is work😊👍😎
Love u man awesome reading 📚
Are we going to get that Half Priced Voodoo Shop part 2 story? Thanks for another upload though. Enjoying these 2 months straight every day. My first story was about 'renting a hotel room to vampires' now i've fallen down the Lighthouse Horror rabbit hole.
Coming Halloween Night! 👻👻👻
That was my first story also. Totally hooked.
The long ones are always the best
That was a great tale
Had me on pins n needles
@@LighthouseHorror ill be there mr. Lh
I knew this was gonna be a fire ass story as soon as I heard “what’s chasing you”
Finally, a longer story from you. Guess what? I'm not even gonna use my option to burn it all the way to the ground. Ty sir!
I absolutely love the art in progress, fascinating to watch, can not wait for more like this!
As a person in the military, we are glorified janitors lol
I loved the story we keep getting all of these warnings about mixing these technologies it never ends well and it won't end well, Humans are to stupid to leave well enough alone we will push this it's in our nature. Great work L.H.
I am a freelance artist. I listen to these stories when I'm working. It's nice to see someone else's art progress too. I especially love the old man voice you create.
I always get do excited to see a new story from you! Thank you for your dedication!
You are a great story teller!
Thank you so much!
Me the new Director: “ So new policy no using existing life forums to make bio weapons, we will not be keeping active subjects (Sub note in case of AI all exposed components are to be melted down or completely destroyed.) Failsafes are to have multiple access points with multiple automatic set off points, more than one fail safe must be l implemented.”
Loved the artwork!
I'm so glad! I'll get more people on the channel 👊
Wonderful. Thank you. Watching the art was awsome. 👍👍👍
I drive for a living and I have fallen in love with these stories! Thank you for the content.
Anticipating the end of an amazing story is the absolute best ! Thanks!
Love the drawing by the way !
Yay a long one. So overdue thanks my super favorite bestest awesomest narrator.
i've been watching your channel for about 2 years now, and I have *never* watched a long story. most of the time, I watch stories from 10 minutes long to 30 minutes long but never above that. but recently, I've been climbing up to 40, 50 and today, I'll be watching an hour long story. this feels like a new experience and I hope I like it.
update: finished the story, it was *very* great. I'll make sure to watch long stories in the future. been limited to short stories because I was stubborn before, not anymore more.
Nice it’s a long one I can finally sleep. you know, because vampires don’t sleep ha ha lol thanks for the vid 🧛🏼♀️👏🏼👍🏼🌙
OH YEAH ITS AN HOUR LONG! 😭🥺😇
Possible spoiler warning:
Isn't a cyborg the mix of bio and mech? And a chimera the mix of living?
Yeah. I was confused until i realized most writers know astoundingly little about the things they write 🤣😂🤣 that sounds meaner than i intend it too but the point stands.
So true about writers I get so mad when I hear a story and people are writing about things they know nothing about. Example, was listening to one and author called a gun barrel a hose. Should've laughed but instead it just oissed me off for some reason
@@rickyhurtt5568 i would have clicked off the story at that moment. Guns are the biggest ew factor for me in stories. I have seen only 2 writers of creepypasta or amateur stories get guns even close to right and it hurts. Is 5 seconds confirming their research (assuming they did any) too much to ask for?
Lighthouse, you are one talented man..
Great story, here have some pancakes🥞🍯
T.A.G. and Lighthouse should do more of these. It looked so simple in the beginning... BUT WOW! (And this is not the first time I'm listening to this.)
Amazing story lighthouse❤️❤️❤️
Love the video game ish feel to the adventure, reminiscent of more action/fantasy based horror sci-fi like Aliens and the like. Very much enjoyed, and this is just personal taste, but it was a huge relief to have an uplifting ending. I really like the ones with happy endings, and find the super long stories with sad endings to feel empty and depressing.
loved the hell outta this story,,,your narration added a lot to it doll face
Wait a minute. “A hot knife through PAPER”?
Another 10!!! Thanks for the great story and narration.....again!!!
This was fantastic!!! Loved every minute. What a team. Saved the world, they did!