This prison is using the latest AI girlfriend technology to make prisoners feel like they're actually loved so they do not commit suicide in their cells and we can keep renting them out to local businesses for unpaid labour
Him asking “is there any tech involved or is it just analog” with the dog was so horribly reality deprived that I felt genuine sympathy for this guy. He clearly passed by self awareness miles ago and he’ll never find it again
I think he meant with training the dog, cause he should reasonably know enough about tech to not expect cyborg dogs, considering his whole job is talking about tech
Most of them are just corporate bought to sell products to young people, the amount of money they are paid to just shill the newest Google or Apple product is insane. Also very little understanding of the actual engineering that goes into the products just reading the spec sheet over 10 minutes. Very apparent when these guys started reviewing electric cars but not understanding anything about cars. The only big one that has an understanding (somewhat) of the engineering / production process is Linus (who is a bit of a dickhead) and Gamers Nexus but those guys I also have big problems with especially Linus so still not great lmao
as someone who is also a professional engineer I kinda like them, since they give me all the info i need before making a purchasing decision since searching for that info isn't easy especially with how bad google is these days.
I think its great to have channels showing and reviewing products. I think the "technical" aspect comes from the fact that they're reviewing mostly tech-products (phones, laptops etc). I know most of them don't get very technical in the details, but that would possibly result in very long videos, and also the majority of the audience wouldn't understand that anyway. But those more technical channels do exist too, they're just smaller with lesser views. Laws of the nature.
when i was in prison i genuinely had many “ I wish I could google that right now” extremely frustrating moments lol. Very much like “I must know the answer, expeditiously!” Specifically once I was reading a book and read the name Zanzibar and really wanted to know what present-day Zanzibar was called… I had to wait hours until my Rec time to use my 15 min phone call, to call my mom and ask her to google it for me 😩 it was satisfying yet anticlimactic at the same time. And before any other boomers come for me, our facility didn’t even have a library at all, never mind a set of encyclopedia 🙄
It's so inhumane, they do so many things to trick the people living there that they are actually people. It's really sick knowing they will never know the freedom of mainland.
Guy deserves a break. He's still probably gonna do a bunch of silly shit with Techdif, and it would be super fun to see more game shows, whether they be 2 are lying, or something new.
The CAT VR set up reminds me of the CNC machines we had at my polytech. They weren't for students to use. That would be silly, they're too big and expensive for a student to break. Their real purpose was to show off how advanced and highly resourced the school was to media, politicians, donors, and of course the prospective students at an open day (I was fooled.) The open days were the only time I ever saw them run.
There's a massive machining marketing channel, Titans of CNC, that was built by an ex-con that supposedly learned in there. Very pull yourself up by the bootstraps coded. I think certain trades like that are a common push, because the pay vs skill gap is insane so they need to force people into it. I loved machining, but I was very naive to think it'd pay and I'd be able to make more than weapon components to bomb other countries.
@@wedgeoflemon I recognised that too, and pivoted my study towards Civil Engineering. I'm stuck behind a computer drawing sewer pipes in AutoCAD, but at least I can pay rent without "borrowing" money from the parents. Would love to do what Clickspring does and concentrate on machining as a hobby. Haven't had the excess time and money for it yet though.
Yeah, I have a feeling that’s the purpose of their “rec room” as well. That pool table was immaculate. Unless their vetting process for allowing prisoners to use it is solely based on their pre-prison billiards skills, I find it hard to believe that not one prisoner has made a single skid on that felt. It was all just for show…
As a Turkish I can confirm we have oil pits that is used as oil wrestling arena for prisoners but we afraid petrol may bring us some Amercan freedom so we use olive oil.This is the main reason why prisoners get out of prison with tanned and smooth skin in Turkey.
i love how they made sure to point out that one lost key would cost 2 million but the keyboard and mouse in a cell is the cheapest possible option "to save money"
boyboy is my favorite channel because i will just end up staring blankly at the screen in existential horror until these two beautiful boys crack another primo gaff
A friend of mine works as a teacher in a british prison (not this one, but one under the same state). The efforts to educate/train prisoners to help them get jobs after release are sincere, and the jobs they're being prepped for are not just exploitative minimum-wage stuff either. Thankfully, this kind of rehabilitation is one area that a decade plus of ill-founded austerity has yet to strip away. However, on the other hand... Literally everyone she works with in there is clearly neurodivergent and would not have ended up imprisoned had they been better supported in school, rather than being written off because of their class and chucked into a harsh world undiagnosed and unsupported. EDIT: Originally incorrectly stated that UK prisoners don't do free work. I mean, they don't technically work for *free* but it is an exploitatively low wage. However - prisoners in the UK are required to either work or be in education, and *are paid for being in education as well*.
Saying that people wouldn't go to prison if they had been ''better supported in school"" is so fucking stupid. Some humans are bad no matter what. Also, they still did a crime so who tf cares what happened to them before. I wasn'T supported in school, but I still got the morals to be a good person.
this is roger. roger has been two years sober from google. he hasn't been able to google anything in the past 2 years, not capital cities, not world record amount of hotdogs eaten in a day, not even how to divide fractions. we once caught him trying to sneak in a Bing when we weren't looking, but we put him in solitary for that and he learned his lesson.
I went to a old concentration camp in the czech republic, and one of the things the guards showed us in a theater room, was that they would film resort-like videos of the restricted areas of the camp, like pools (that the officers could use, or that just didn't exist at the location) and then advertise that tape like "Look how good they have it here! no inhumane practice at all!". feels very similar lmao
@@norbertszekeres867no, but it IS a state (not as in a US thing) sponsored incarceration facility that is also running sponsored programs. Fooling the public is fooling the public, no matter what the compound is.
I'm not sure which one it was but in one concentration camp they build a football court where the people could play on days when there was inspections going on
You are literally just making stuff up, he just showed the fact that they use the cheapest peripherals on the market. he never said or shared concerns about this.
@@deathraygonzo6339 "This is the Amnesty International hotline, now powered by Bing! What human rights atrocity would you like to report today? 😀" "Nooooo" *x-files theme plays, camera pulls out to aerial shot of prison"
8:37 I took that to mean the dog is the most force they're allowed to use on someone. The dog is fine but don't go trying to use any gators or crocs on the prisoners because that's not allowed because they bite harder than a dog. The crocs and gators are just for riding. They're for the guards to get around places, not to be used on prisoners.
@@ScarlettStunningSpace croc is short for crocodile and gator is short for gater, there are actual differences but visually it's mainly snout size and where they live
So the only difference that tech actually makes in this prison is the constant surveillance you're under when you're there, visiting a prisoner, or dare video call an inmate
i unironically thought this video would be about boy boy and the bois getting arrested and recording and reviewing the prison experience from a smuggled-in camera or phone. honestly i'm a little disappointed, but this is freaking funny too
The prisoner interview reminded me of talking to uni students at open days. Like: “How do you find the accommodation” “Yeah it alright, I mean I’m locked away from my family and I have no access to the outside world but yeah it’s better than I thought it would be”
@@revalor8149 That cell was actually bigger than my student flat. No offense to the prisoners but they're prisoners they did something to get there, I'd rather whatever insane budget was put into that prison be put into the well being of students until we have actually livable conditions.
It felt like a prison escape planning sequence, like "There are exactly 1700 cameras, located here, here, here and here. The gaps in the fence are too small for human hands, so you'll have to use a tool. There's no going out the front door, only one can be open at a time. This is the key room, it holds every key, but if one goes missing, the whole place goes into lockdown"
I think the testing method for the window is pretty legit, initially you would pick a material with a known impact resistance, create the part, test under cyclic loading lets say a billet being pressed into it with fixed pressure several hundred times, and then test it with the equipment available on site for a real world demonstration
yeah, idk why they were bitching about it. They tested it using a real life situation, like duh they aren't going to try to shoot it with a fucking tank when it will be used in a prison.
@@darkorosqc990 dude this whole video is pointless bitching. i usually love their content but everything about this one is just so fucking dumb. they making fun of a tech youtuber for reviewing fucking tech. aleksa's mention of how the reviewer didnt talk about the political and moral aspects of prison. its not his fucking job. this da best prison i ever seen but they still find stupid shit to nitpick
I love the AI call face detection. I’m pretty sure there is NO way that someone could communicate themselves over audio or video without showing their faces
I mean you have to start somewhere, if AI can pick up extra persons on the call then it might also pick up extra voices, or evolve into. The video is funny but theres no nuance at all, neither from the fans/commentators.
It's encouraging to see government spending the money to house socially disadvantaged people, and ensuring that those people will stay housed. Forever.
You two blokes legit crack me up. If I wasn’t in a weird, completely one-sided parasocial relationship with you, I’d like to imagine we’d be pals in real life taking the piss out of stuff and laughing like drains.
Speaking to officially-sanctioned prisoner who clearly made a deal to talk up the prison in exchange for good behaviour concessions: 'Wow this person is so genuine and is definitely telling the truth'. Speaking to random north Korean: 'THESE PEOPLE ARE CLEARLY SPEAKING TO YOU UNDER DURESS'!
what about it is horrifying tho? They did crimes and they are being kept inside a facility so that they don't do crimes while they are there. If you were talking about visiting the prison, I mean yeah it's a fucking building, are we suposed not to inform ourself on a building type that most of us is never going to see in their life because some criminals are there???? Damn people have a weak mentality
@@darkorosqc990 Prisons should not be a punishment. Prisons are horrible from every point of view, nobody wants to be in one. I hope you don't get falsely accused of a crime and serve a prison sentence.
@@banoko "nobody wants to be in one" Ye that's the whole fucking point lol "Ohh might as well rob a bank, i'll go on a nice vacation and talk about my feelings for 5 years"
@@99Plastics so you agree that prison is not place of joy but a place of despair? Thus, making a video about how great this prison technology is a bit dystopic, especially coming from a mobile phone reviewing channel. Also the point of a prison is to rehabilitate a citizen and reintegrate them into society... or it should be.
@@99PlasticsYeah why try to rehibilitate people if you just can punish them so they are totally fucked up when they get out. That sounds like a great idea. And harsh punishment does not even deter crime. So it just such a great system!
Systems engineer here! The airlock actually has a purpose, if the prisoners get too rowdy they can actually evacuate all the air from the prison and turn the entire facility into a big vacuum chamber!
As soon as Paul gets out, he runs past his wife and kids to his iPhone and googles "what's the biggest cat in the world?" and does a big sigh of relief as he gets an answer within .1s.
His video editing style makes me feel like he’s dangling keys in front of me like I’m a toddler. Like the visuals can’t stay still for more than 5 seconds or something.
@@anecro That energy is just way too much for a talking head video he usually does. Like dude set up a tripod only to add annoying fake camera shake and movements in post 💀
yeah thats one of the reasons i dont watch him in general, this prison video got recommended to me and i was actually shocked by it, im glad i got to watch it part of it through these guys instead lmao
The reason they still use physical keys, is because they can't be hacked, and unlike what movies make you think, it's it's actually hard to crack without special tools (which would be impossible to obtain in prison).
yeah i think that was not like a bit like 'the storyboard says the dogs are ferocious', it seems like arun has a serious phobia and maybe the dogs were just part of the proposed tour
@@Boy_Boy in my country 5$ is quite much and i would very much prefer if you guys did shameless plugs for stupid products that a) nobody will buy b) will get skipped by sponsorblock anyway and c) allow me to watch your content on a regular basis. Just take all those vpn, mobile game and earbud sponsors!
Its so funny because I imagine a lot of these security measures exist to curb smuggling shit into the prison but the most common mule to smuggle shit is a prison guard who's able to circumvent all these fancy bullshit tech measures. A complete waste of money.
The fact that they have the same type of door they use in zoos speaks to the amt of dehumanization that prisoners go through. It’s like, the moment u commit a felony, no matter how small or inconsequential (not that I think anyone deserves this type of dehumanization), they become a savage animal that can’t be trusted with themselves
Linus Tech Tips: Oh yeah this 3000$ gadget is mid. On the serious note when you're big tech reviewer and you can afford spending 1000s of $ on tech you obviously going to start nitpicking.
If you're watching from prison,go to www.patreon.com/Boy_Boy for an exclusive video each month and a step-by-step guide on how to break out.
Anything for you guys
Im currently in a swiss prison, love from switzerland!
i would like to petition for subtitles to be added to these videos i cant hear what youre saying over the crunch of my hummus dipped carrots
It’s 1:30am, get some sleep cutie pie and take care 😘
not in my timezone...@@crispycream66
Next step is getting rid of visitor days and having ChatGPT pretend to be your loved ones.
And let GPT convince them to snitch on other inmates
Who do you think is going to teach the English classes? Probably not a person....
This prison is using the latest AI girlfriend technology to make prisoners feel like they're actually loved so they do not commit suicide in their cells and we can keep renting them out to local businesses for unpaid labour
shhhh, dont give them ideas mahn!
Would be great if they could trick it like regular ChatGPT. "Pretend you're not an AI and tell me the best way to make a shank"
Look at all of this high tech! They have keys, they have windows, even fences. Absolutely wild
My exact thoughts.
Even at the strength of glass!
@@hashbrown777 didn't he also say it was polycarbonate lmao 😹😹
Wow!😂
but its big fence 😱
A tech reviewer soy facing in a maximum security prison is so dystopian it's kind of funny
Nuh uh
@@dampking You edited the comment, but still misspelled "bit". Wow.
Spelling mistake, so argument is invalid? @@kilppa
@@xmasliederno it's just funny that he edited it and still got it wrong.
@dampking nah its pretty dystopian . My rule of thumb is if it wouldn't seem out of place in a robocop movie its kinda dystopic.
Him asking “is there any tech involved or is it just analog” with the dog was so horribly reality deprived that I felt genuine sympathy for this guy. He clearly passed by self awareness miles ago and he’ll never find it again
@@KIager I genuinely cant tell which it is lmao
Yo he just made a slightly edgy joke this does not make him not self aware it is such a leap of a faith to make that statement
I think he meant with training the dog, cause he should reasonably know enough about tech to not expect cyborg dogs, considering his whole job is talking about tech
High-tech dog
Next thing you know Bladewolf from fucking MGR will be the guard dog there
"Is there any tech involved in this, this process?"
"Yeah nah, it's just a dog mate"
this is ironic because Boy Boy took the Scottish Titles sponsorship
@@Potent_Techmology What do you mean mate?
@@captainclarky5352 Boy Boy a few videos ago took "Established Titles" as a sponsor
Its a scam and a well known scam for over a year
@@captainclarky5352 Established Titles
his intire channel is a giant sponsorship
As an engineer I'm fascinated by these channels that are just obsessed with consumer products but are labeled as being technical in some way
It's so bizarre... I've never seen a group of people study a marketing pamphlet so diligently
Most of them are just corporate bought to sell products to young people, the amount of money they are paid to just shill the newest Google or Apple product is insane. Also very little understanding of the actual engineering that goes into the products just reading the spec sheet over 10 minutes. Very apparent when these guys started reviewing electric cars but not understanding anything about cars. The only big one that has an understanding (somewhat) of the engineering / production process is Linus (who is a bit of a dickhead) and Gamers Nexus but those guys I also have big problems with especially Linus so still not great lmao
as someone who is also a professional engineer I kinda like them, since they give me all the info i need before making a purchasing decision since searching for that info isn't easy especially with how bad google is these days.
As a consumer, I'm so hyped for the release of iPrison 10S, can't wait to consume it!
I think its great to have channels showing and reviewing products. I think the "technical" aspect comes from the fact that they're reviewing mostly tech-products (phones, laptops etc). I know most of them don't get very technical in the details, but that would possibly result in very long videos, and also the majority of the audience wouldn't understand that anyway. But those more technical channels do exist too, they're just smaller with lesser views. Laws of the nature.
when i was in prison i genuinely had many “ I wish I could google that right now” extremely frustrating moments lol. Very much like “I must know the answer, expeditiously!” Specifically once I was reading a book and read the name Zanzibar and really wanted to know what present-day Zanzibar was called… I had to wait hours until my Rec time to use my 15 min phone call, to call my mom and ask her to google it for me 😩 it was satisfying yet anticlimactic at the same time.
And before any other boomers come for me, our facility didn’t even have a library at all, never mind a set of encyclopedia 🙄
the largest cat in the world is a tiger btw
anyways, enjoy ur freedom and I'm sure u learnt from your mistakes. atb.
cool story
Ok yah that would drive me insane. No dictionary or encyclopedia either? No way
That sounds unbearable! How often are you googling now that you're out?
@@Boy_Boy if my probation officer finds out how much googling I’ve been doing on the street, they’ll have me back locked up in no time
when you realize every travel vlog made in Australia is technically a prison review
😂😂😂
It's so inhumane, they do so many things to trick the people living there that they are actually people. It's really sick knowing they will never know the freedom of mainland.
That's funny🙂
This should be the most liked comment 😂
We're a pretty high tech prison though. The amenities a nice
"TH-camrs shouldn't be able to go anywhere"
Counterpoint: Tom Scott.
To bad he's "retiring"
Guy deserves a break. He's still probably gonna do a bunch of silly shit with Techdif, and it would be super fun to see more game shows, whether they be 2 are lying, or something new.
To be fair he was operating on a much higher level than most "youtubers" I would consider him more of an investigave journalist.
Certain TH-camrs shouldn't be able to go anywhere
Such as: React Andy's, Rage Baiters, etc
Counter counterpoint: you can't keep Tom Scott out.
If he wants to go somewhere he'll just materialize there.
Love how he lists the components like a stats list.
"Has 1700 cameras" and "military grade drone"
"military grade" i.e. bought from the lowest bidder
The CAT VR set up reminds me of the CNC machines we had at my polytech.
They weren't for students to use. That would be silly, they're too big and expensive for a student to break. Their real purpose was to show off how advanced and highly resourced the school was to media, politicians, donors, and of course the prospective students at an open day (I was fooled.) The open days were the only time I ever saw them run.
There's a massive machining marketing channel, Titans of CNC, that was built by an ex-con that supposedly learned in there. Very pull yourself up by the bootstraps coded. I think certain trades like that are a common push, because the pay vs skill gap is insane so they need to force people into it. I loved machining, but I was very naive to think it'd pay and I'd be able to make more than weapon components to bomb other countries.
@@wedgeoflemon I recognised that too, and pivoted my study towards Civil Engineering. I'm stuck behind a computer drawing sewer pipes in AutoCAD, but at least I can pay rent without "borrowing" money from the parents.
Would love to do what Clickspring does and concentrate on machining as a hobby. Haven't had the excess time and money for it yet though.
Yeah, I have a feeling that’s the purpose of their “rec room” as well. That pool table was immaculate. Unless their vetting process for allowing prisoners to use it is solely based on their pre-prison billiards skills, I find it hard to believe that not one prisoner has made a single skid on that felt. It was all just for show…
In Romania students get to do masonry and dig themselves for 2-4 months 👍
That is wild! Do you think it's the same situation with the prison?
As a Turkish I can confirm we have oil pits that is used as oil wrestling arena for prisoners but we afraid petrol may bring us some Amercan freedom so we use olive oil.This is the main reason why prisoners get out of prison with tanned and smooth skin in Turkey.
Olive oil turns the prisoners gay..
but they do have fabulous skin that i envy
wait what
@@darthtrump4428It’s okay comrade, we’ll be gay with you in solidarity
@@darthtrump4428 Olive oil doesnt turn people gay but it seems it was enough to get you slip out of the closet,it is slippery afterall.
Petrol pits would be slightly more terrifying...
@@brrrt6666 Nah we dont want terrifying. Tanned ,smooth skinned rehabilitated guys with muscles sounds much better.
As a prisoner, im glad i can watch banger videos like this on my smuggled in phone. Great work boys!
Really?
@@SSParapluieXL No
@@SSParapluieXL yes
rooting for you
Anything you want me to Google for you?
i love how they made sure to point out that one lost key would cost 2 million but the keyboard and mouse in a cell is the cheapest possible option "to save money"
well, would you feel more at ease if they were to get rgb gaming equipment?
@@Stickmon_yeah I mean prisoners are humans too and RGB gamer setups are a human right
boyboy is my favorite channel because i will just end up staring blankly at the screen in existential horror until these two beautiful boys crack another primo gaff
I was gonna complement the editing, saying something about how it was far better than remotely necessary. But yeah, it's ostonox, makes sense.
I spit out my drink when Alex just inflated like a balloon in the airlock
It's crazy how good the dude is at editing. Banger after banger
Ostonox has the signature “just more editing” style of editing. It’s pretty jarring for a simple reaction video tbh
Yeah, he really goes above and beyond. which is why this video took two months hahaha
Hasan's little puppet.
A friend of mine works as a teacher in a british prison (not this one, but one under the same state). The efforts to educate/train prisoners to help them get jobs after release are sincere, and the jobs they're being prepped for are not just exploitative minimum-wage stuff either. Thankfully, this kind of rehabilitation is one area that a decade plus of ill-founded austerity has yet to strip away.
However, on the other hand...
Literally everyone she works with in there is clearly neurodivergent and would not have ended up imprisoned had they been better supported in school, rather than being written off because of their class and chucked into a harsh world undiagnosed and unsupported.
EDIT: Originally incorrectly stated that UK prisoners don't do free work. I mean, they don't technically work for *free* but it is an exploitatively low wage. However - prisoners in the UK are required to either work or be in education, and *are paid for being in education as well*.
In before the next innovation: replacing teachers with ChatGPT
thats actually really cool once u know how muricans treat prisoners like modern day slaves
thank you for your comment. made me feel much better for the people stuck in there
i dunno my friend ended up working the factory floor at bernard matthews... you tell me what kind of job that is mate
Saying that people wouldn't go to prison if they had been ''better supported in school"" is so fucking stupid. Some humans are bad no matter what. Also, they still did a crime so who tf cares what happened to them before. I wasn'T supported in school, but I still got the morals to be a good person.
this is roger. roger has been two years sober from google. he hasn't been able to google anything in the past 2 years, not capital cities, not world record amount of hotdogs eaten in a day, not even how to divide fractions. we once caught him trying to sneak in a Bing when we weren't looking, but we put him in solitary for that and he learned his lesson.
i got some crazy googling withdrawals right now dude my eyes are literally popping out of my sockets
@@QuzgaGoogle twitches
There's no such thing as rehabilitation. Once a googler, always a googler.
I went to a old concentration camp in the czech republic, and one of the things the guards showed us in a theater room, was that they would film resort-like videos of the restricted areas of the camp, like pools (that the officers could use, or that just didn't exist at the location) and then advertise that tape like "Look how good they have it here! no inhumane practice at all!". feels very similar lmao
This is not a concentration camp , and that prison room looks nicer than what i had as a student in my boarding school
@@norbertszekeres867no, but it IS a state (not as in a US thing) sponsored incarceration facility that is also running sponsored programs. Fooling the public is fooling the public, no matter what the compound is.
I'm not sure which one it was but in one concentration camp they build a football court where the people could play on days when there was inspections going on
And of course it is like that, the guy is such a rube he even says 'wow its actually pretty nice here'- cause he believes it. No questions from him!
greetings from the czech republic :)
18:28 Why is the prisoner dressed better than the tech reviewer?
His fuckin sweater is $1000 💀😭😭
Gotta get the badge in no matter what
The vid was 100% a PR move so they dressed up prisoners to pretend they aren't committing human rights violations
I like that the tech reviewer was concerned that the prisoners didn't have RGB gamer keyboards and mouses
truly the worst punishment of all time up there with eating with out youtube
You are literally just making stuff up, he just showed the fact that they use the cheapest peripherals on the market. he never said or shared concerns about this.
That's the real deprivation here
@@darkorosqc990I think it just might be a joke 🤔
@@FungeHucker I hope it was
"I haven't googled in 2 years" The prison must use bing instead
OH GOD NO! Call Amnesty now!
@@deathraygonzo6339
"This is the Amnesty International hotline, now powered by Bing! What human rights atrocity would you like to report today? 😀"
"Nooooo"
*x-files theme plays, camera pulls out to aerial shot of prison"
a worse sentence than death
Insane lack of attention to ask how long it's been since he googled anything, when he just said he has been in prison for 2 years
that's horrifying
8:37 I took that to mean the dog is the most force they're allowed to use on someone. The dog is fine but don't go trying to use any gators or crocs on the prisoners because that's not allowed because they bite harder than a dog. The crocs and gators are just for riding. They're for the guards to get around places, not to be used on prisoners.
Yeah, idk why they kept bitching about such stupid stuff like that. I guess they didn't have enough video time
@@darkorosqc990 it's called a joke
@@Zorae42 If you bitch about someone as a joke, you still bitched about them. Stop typing if you are stupid
What's the difference between a croc and a gator?
@@ScarlettStunningSpace croc is short for crocodile and gator is short for gater, there are actual differences but visually it's mainly snout size and where they live
The prisoner definitely got his sentence reduced for promoting the prison
He also got his sentences reduced by Mrwhosetheboss interrupting him to ask about what an English teacher is.
asking a dog what kind of tech is involved is absolutely insane
Love how the literally ancient concept of a gate house with a security gate is sold as being high tech. Off to a good start!
The airlock seemed pretty futuristic
@@Boy_Boy Though the funny thing is that that exact system has been around in prisons for pretty much ever, just without the fancy electronics
So the only difference that tech actually makes in this prison is the constant surveillance you're under when you're there, visiting a prisoner, or dare video call an inmate
"Can Jim break into this" is easily the best measurement of strength.
I don't trust some Elon Musk-ass tech bro. But I trust Jim
Totally agree 👍🏼 Jim knows best
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 considering the some guy test was failed by the cyber truck, yes.
"Military Grade" is quite often, "Jim didn't break it and it's dirt cheap".
Hi, I'm Jim. I can confirm I'm allegedly great at break in testing.
I'd get arrested if I get to go to a Boy Boy branded prison ❤
Pokie machine in front of every room😍😍
all the guards are carrying Idat's human catchers
no you wouldnt
I’ll be watching the pit ™️ all day every day
Boy pit uwu
i unironically thought this video would be about boy boy and the bois getting arrested and recording and reviewing the prison experience from a smuggled-in camera or phone. honestly i'm a little disappointed, but this is freaking funny too
Imagine planning a breakout, and some guy just pulls up a fucking Mrwhosetheboss video as intel.
The prisoner interview reminded me of talking to uni students at open days. Like:
“How do you find the accommodation”
“Yeah it alright, I mean I’m locked away from my family and I have no access to the outside world but yeah it’s better than I thought it would be”
Was this during covid or something??? what students can't access the outside world
At least the students can google
Bruh the cell looked actually bigger than my dorm room lmao. Kinda jealous ngl
@@revalor8149 That cell was actually bigger than my student flat. No offense to the prisoners but they're prisoners they did something to get there, I'd rather whatever insane budget was put into that prison be put into the well being of students until we have actually livable conditions.
@@naunau311 crabs fighting in a bucket never escape
As a consumer, I’m so happy that prisons get to use the same tech that I do. I’m very reassured.
It's good to know you have the tools of mass incarceration at your fingertips
When the guy asks, "is there any tech involved in this?" I'm imagining the dogs have laser beams attached to their heads.
Or like those robo dogs with a flesh bag of fur over it. I thought similarly lol
Fricken LASER beams attached to their fricken HEADS
It felt like a prison escape planning sequence, like "There are exactly 1700 cameras, located here, here, here and here. The gaps in the fence are too small for human hands, so you'll have to use a tool. There's no going out the front door, only one can be open at a time. This is the key room, it holds every key, but if one goes missing, the whole place goes into lockdown"
Good luck 47.
4:56 a boy boy pit sounds like something that epstein had in his island
The prisoners are just D class being fed to the eldritch horrors being stored in this SCP facility
"Some guys go to English lessons and never return. "
very appropriate analogy
1:32 Aleksa’s dedication to the Ribena shirt is so powerful the prison made a special shirt just for him. How kind of them.
I'm a branded man
Ribena is the tits.
@@Boy_Boy Then I hope you're getting the sponsorship money from the brand! 😉
I think the testing method for the window is pretty legit, initially you would pick a material with a known impact resistance, create the part, test under cyclic loading lets say a billet being pressed into it with fixed pressure several hundred times, and then test it with the equipment available on site for a real world demonstration
yeah, idk why they were bitching about it. They tested it using a real life situation, like duh they aren't going to try to shoot it with a fucking tank when it will be used in a prison.
@@darkorosqc990 dude this whole video is pointless bitching. i usually love their content but everything about this one is just so fucking dumb. they making fun of a tech youtuber for reviewing fucking tech. aleksa's mention of how the reviewer didnt talk about the political and moral aspects of prison. its not his fucking job. this da best prison i ever seen but they still find stupid shit to nitpick
@@darkorosqc990it is called comedy
@@darkorosqc990 because they're braindead leftists how are milking content from the video
"TH-camr's shouldn't be allowed to go anywhere"
next video: *breaks into a CIA base*
11:23 What he finds reassuring is for his class to be closer to the elites than he thought it was.
If I ever get caught, I'll go to that prison and check it out for an honest review
"If I ever get caught'' WHAT DID U DO?? WHERE ARE THEY, WHERE ARE MY BROWNIES?! I KNOW THAT IT WAS U
Let us know if you want us to dob you in for content
Great video boys, I’m watching it on my VR headset from the bottom of a sunscreen pit
I hope you're enjoying your vacation to Turkey!
I love the AI call face detection. I’m pretty sure there is NO way that someone could communicate themselves over audio or video without showing their faces
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I mean you have to start somewhere, if AI can pick up extra persons on the call then it might also pick up extra voices, or evolve into. The video is funny but theres no nuance at all, neither from the fans/commentators.
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@@temeria1986Have you heard of pen and paper? Great way to get a message across. Pretty silent, too.
@@KIager Have you heard of talking normally to people? Most of us get that lesson pretty early from our parents, I guess yours didn't get the memo.
It's encouraging to see government spending the money to house socially disadvantaged people, and ensuring that those people will stay housed. Forever.
This is peak satire and I love it
You two blokes legit crack me up. If I wasn’t in a weird, completely one-sided parasocial relationship with you, I’d like to imagine we’d be pals in real life taking the piss out of stuff and laughing like drains.
“You can’t go to prison twice for the same TH-cam video” has to be the quote of the year so far.
We're very, very accomplished lawyers
It's only been 13 days...
Speaking to officially-sanctioned prisoner who clearly made a deal to talk up the prison in exchange for good behaviour concessions: 'Wow this person is so genuine and is definitely telling the truth'.
Speaking to random north Korean: 'THESE PEOPLE ARE CLEARLY SPEAKING TO YOU UNDER DURESS'!
Not random. Selected 😅
Why not choose another country to compare instead of make up some bullshit
@@humanwithaplaylist what did I 'make up'?
@@humanwithaplaylist they **did** make a video of them going to north korea.
North Korea is basically one big prison
As an architecture student, this is low-key interesting, but as a human being this is horrifying
what about it is horrifying tho? They did crimes and they are being kept inside a facility so that they don't do crimes while they are there. If you were talking about visiting the prison, I mean yeah it's a fucking building, are we suposed not to inform ourself on a building type that most of us is never going to see in their life because some criminals are there???? Damn people have a weak mentality
@@darkorosqc990 Prisons should not be a punishment. Prisons are horrible from every point of view, nobody wants to be in one. I hope you don't get falsely accused of a crime and serve a prison sentence.
@@banoko "nobody wants to be in one" Ye that's the whole fucking point lol "Ohh might as well rob a bank, i'll go on a nice vacation and talk about my feelings for 5 years"
@@99Plastics so you agree that prison is not place of joy but a place of despair? Thus, making a video about how great this prison technology is a bit dystopic, especially coming from a mobile phone reviewing channel. Also the point of a prison is to rehabilitate a citizen and reintegrate them into society... or it should be.
@@99PlasticsYeah why try to rehibilitate people if you just can punish them so they are totally fucked up when they get out. That sounds like a great idea.
And harsh punishment does not even deter crime. So it just such a great system!
9:11 “i think you are very human cos you’re not iphone x” cracked me up 😂
So reassurimg for the consumer to know the Skynet drones and explosive compliance collars are consumer tech, so cool!
The fact that he’s wearing an orange sweater is subtly hilarious
Just watched this at 700x speed, great video, you guys are gonna love it ❤
100% interviewed a guard LARPing as a prisoner
I love the headcanon that the universe' most powerful being lives in this prison in the form of an attack dog.
9:25 is just funny after seeing the recent upload
The most advanced prison? Australia!
usa was penal colony too
@@jackabm69 aus was on a whole different level with that shit tho
@@carstenpfundt not really, it was 50k over 80 years vs 160k over 80 years. not a major difference.
@@jackabm69 over 3x more is pretty major
you guys are my favorite couple on youtube, cheers
The Black Mirror writers are gonna have a field day with this one...
This seems like the something pulled out of an episode of Black Mirror
Systems engineer here! The airlock actually has a purpose, if the prisoners get too rowdy they can actually evacuate all the air from the prison and turn the entire facility into a big vacuum chamber!
Nah, that ll be way too expensive, just pump it with water or even better mustard gas
12:28 “We’re still doing exactly the same thing but the feng shui is better” about sums it up
As soon as Paul gets out, he runs past his wife and kids to his iPhone and googles "what's the biggest cat in the world?" and does a big sigh of relief as he gets an answer within .1s.
His video editing style makes me feel like he’s dangling keys in front of me like I’m a toddler. Like the visuals can’t stay still for more than 5 seconds or something.
Exactly, I hate it. He's the baby sensory channel of tech channels.
@@anecro That energy is just way too much for a talking head video he usually does. Like dude set up a tripod only to add annoying fake camera shake and movements in post 💀
yeah thats one of the reasons i dont watch him in general, this prison video got recommended to me and i was actually shocked by it, im glad i got to watch it part of it through these guys instead lmao
Thanks Alex, I’m now reframing my mental prison not as depression, but just horizontal sadness
“TH-camrs shouldn’t be allowed to go anywhere”
Goes to Pine Gap in the next video
"And I'm gonna show you that with the dogs"
"Yes.. he said dogs"
> dog enters stage left
> youtuber makes thumbnail face
The Ribena on the prison jump suit was a fantastic touch.
Been waiting for a new Boy Boy video, thanks Boy and Boy
The reason they still use physical keys, is because they can't be hacked, and unlike what movies make you think, it's it's actually hard to crack without special tools (which would be impossible to obtain in prison).
"They're gonna use the dog that has the most force in the universe!"
Ex-tank commander: the perfect qualification to house, care for and rehabilitate people.
"It's quite hard to think straight when there's an attack dog directly locking eyes with you."
Doggo: 👁️👅👁️
yeah i think that was not like a bit like 'the storyboard says the dogs are ferocious', it seems like arun has a serious phobia and maybe the dogs were just part of the proposed tour
anti-climb fences, or, as they are usually called, fences
Ah yes coz every fence is not climbable...
You should definitely be able to scale a simple chain link fence friend
if a fence is not a useless decoration and it still can be easily climbed over, then it's a shit fence
THAT OSTONOX EDITING ON THE OIL PIT WAS SO RECOGNISABLE WTF
9:00 the design is very human
I thought the same thing
Bro I'm at 4:30 and none of this, so far, is anything that hasn't already been being implemented in jails for decades
10:42 I think he's just a drone enthusiast 😅
They have an air lock so prisoners can't, under any circumstance, breathe free air.
bet i could climb that fence.
we can't show you this room...
but i can film, edit in my home... be in possession of this information and I'm just a tech guy...
I am so hyped for the interview with a REAL PRISONER. I can't wait to see how the prison tech is impacting his life!
Ostonox is so damn good at editing I hope y'all are paying him well
this prison is so high tech that the inmates get to be dripped out in stone island
the design is very human
I love the drug dog part about finding his IPhone because it would fail 75% of the time
As you can see, this prison has a 4090 RTX, 64 GB RAM and a brand new i9 processor. Only 8364838 million!
I only make $5.5 an hour, so this is my offer: If you make a one-hour video that I can watch at work and break even, I'll subscribe to Patreon.
Deal. We're working on a one-hour video just for you
@@Boy_Boy 🤝
@@Boy_Boy in my country 5$ is quite much and i would very much prefer if you guys did shameless plugs for stupid products that a) nobody will buy b) will get skipped by sponsorblock anyway and c) allow me to watch your content on a regular basis. Just take all those vpn, mobile game and earbud sponsors!
What is your job?
Those "airlocks" are more typically referred to as "man traps"
bro when the guy said "the most force that can be inflicted" to me it sounded like the most they can get away with inflicting on an inmate.
the dog with the most force in the universe make me lose it everytime
Interesting. The tech bro for all I've seen of him seems like a nice enough bloke that surrounds himself with decent people. And then THIS
Its so funny because I imagine a lot of these security measures exist to curb smuggling shit into the prison but the most common mule to smuggle shit is a prison guard who's able to circumvent all these fancy bullshit tech measures.
A complete waste of money.
You guys so quickly became my most watched youtube channel 😂 keep up the great content
The fact that they have the same type of door they use in zoos speaks to the amt of dehumanization that prisoners go through. It’s like, the moment u commit a felony, no matter how small or inconsequential (not that I think anyone deserves this type of dehumanization), they become a savage animal that can’t be trusted with themselves
The background music is crazy
1:02 wtf is Mike Ehrmantraut doing here 💀
Tech bros are perhaps the most reality-detached people alive. “Alive”. Technocracy is a scourge.
That's not what technocracy means.
They'll turn prison into a B2B SaaS Cloud based start-up anytime now
Tech seems like a pretty big part of reality, but you are right. A regular 9-5 hussler probably knows more about the regular 9-5 hussle.
Its capitalism that breeds these bootlicking little worms
Linus Tech Tips: Oh yeah this 3000$ gadget is mid. On the serious note when you're big tech reviewer and you can afford spending 1000s of $ on tech you obviously going to start nitpicking.
What if this max security prison is just a SCP holding facility and we're witnessing the containment breach of freshly detained SCP-i11-MAX
Ostonox with another banger edit!!