Venompool, it's theorized that the venom symbiote became even more violent after bonding with Deadpool(It's first Earth host) and it made it insane. Just a bit of Marvel lore on a Minecraft video.
See the creeper explosion thing makes sense because the whole block of tnt is vaporized in the explosion but when the creeper explodes it launches lots of creeper flesh shrapnel at you tearing you apart.
Frost Galaxy lol np just don’t do fortnite and pls tell me how to convince my friends that Minecraft is better then fortnite they don’t believe me. I told them check trending on TH-cam check search results on google check monthly players but they to dumb and still play fortnite
"you can turn bones in meal, bare handed." Macro: what you can't do that, *_are you weak? huh?_* Macro: *proceeded to crush someones bones* _i just made bone meal,_ *_-in real life-_*
5:17 the reson is that a big part if your explosion hit box is on your feet and lower body and they where beind a block that way you didn't tack as much damage
Explanation: tnt can kill you but it didn't kill macro because part of his hitbox is behind a block. The player has 6 hitboxes (1 head, one torso, 2 arms and 2 legs) and these hitboxes all together make up the total damage so if his legs which is 2/6 of his whole hitbox is being blocked by something then 1/3 of the damage is being reduced
Mabye becasue the bucket has a really really high melting point so the lava can’t malt it but lava is probably hotter than its melting point idk I’m to lazy to check Edit: geuss I’m not lazy iron has a melting point of 2800 degrees Fahrenheit or 1538 in Celsius and lavas temperatures vary from 700 degrees to 1200 in Celsius and 1300 to 2300 Fahrenheit hope that explains it Marco
5:07 the reason the TNT didn't kill you at mid-range and the creeper did is because you were behind a block when it happen so it didn't do as much damage as it would usually do
Cow anatomy bit answer: They are hermaphrodite cows,(which means both pairs of genitals) an you can tell by the fact that all cows have udders as well as, if you look close at the head, horns.
You know what doesn’t make sense in Minecraft? You can make stuff like pistons, enchantment tables, and all that other stuff, but you can’t make a saddle
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Macro this comment make no sense
Can you please do iron collection for noobs pls . I don’t understand it at all .
Can you give me links to your texture packs?
_pro gamer move_
Lets doooooo this
I disagree, are you telling me you've _never_ created an entire waterfall with only *_one_* bucket of water?
Oh, wait...
So you’re telling me, that this man, has never caused an entire forest fire from just 1 good ol’ bucket of lava?
@IMMORTAL KOMBAT you know that's illegal, but i wasnt caught
whoa there
Zane Lazar not in minecraft tho
Christopher Moon see, I literally just finished the video and the next video was that.
6:17 did he just say DIRT can fall? U high bro?
Dank Yoshi yes he is high... he took fall damage :b
No, he isn't high....
The dirt is
Gravel?
It's not that serious lol
If he doesn't know what an enderman is, he can forget if it is dirt or gravel that falls.
1:58
the cow on the left is my dad when I was born
F squadron rise up
@Garek Alejandro Limas Peña
yea I think he does
@Garek Alejandro Limas Peña *snaps* exactly
Wtf bro
You're a cat doe
Simple answer: Steve is a Demi God
More like full god who chooses to somewhat experience mortalness
No Steve is god did you check creative mode
And gibby is ultra God
Yes
But he can’t jump over a fence
Macro: what doesn't make any sense in Minecraft?
me: how a block game can be so peaceful and scary at the same time
awkward macro
Marco
I surely have no idea who Marco is
@@frostyjeff is that a joke ?
kazuma
Macro: is it the slender dude
*top 10 words spoken before death*
MOLD XD he ha poo
@@peanutbutterboyman332 r/youngpeopleyoutube
Thot Hunter 69 😳irony😳
@@chaselong6416 NO U
A Channel look at my pfp😳
Macro: Minecraft makes no sense
*Every Minecraft Player: W h a t*
I kinda yelled *_w h a t_* way too fucken loud when I saw the thumbnail
You've never played Tooober sinulatoor
You never played tuber....
Lit
You don’t play tuber simulator
Child: Mom.Why is a man beating the sheeps with a bed?
Mom: *You'll know when you grow older*
WHYYY
Yea its niice
I'm hitting you with your own bed yeah you like that huh? What you lookin at
show dominance
8:10 can we just take a moment to realise how smooth that transition was
I expected it cuz I'm a cool kid😎🆒
Yeah ads are awesome
Appreciate not realise
I was looking for this comment
ikr im not even mad that there was an ad there cuz of how smooth it was
"Is that the slender dude?"
*Teleport*
"AAAA-"
3:45
That was me when I played Minecraft for the first time
You're lucky I left my Sharpness V sword at home
*loads LMG with religous intent,
one more time Macro, and I will make The 5th Crusade happens right in yo house
Psst custom enchant
Would have liked but already at 69
HazimSuperpro55
He is lucky I left my infinity power V and flame bow and my sharpness V knockback ll and fire aspect ll at home
@@magithesoysauce1567 11th crusade beg your pardon
"We definitely need a sequel"
*2 years ago*
He did not say he will make 1
@@artilire Ok
1 year ago
Now it's 1 year ago
2
Macro be flexing on us potato PC gamers with those shaders
And console players.
Even if i couldn't use shaders i wouldn't really care because they change the game way to dam much.
Nah I will flex on you with msi laptop
@@randomdude6376 I dont know about that but I'm a console pesent
Honestly
You got squarespace to sponsor because Minecraft is in squares
sLiMeSiClE aLrEaDy MaDe DaT j0k3
JK just messing
cool
Kill me
I literally can't comprehend the last words you said.
5:00 your hurtbox is in your feet, so if you are a block below the explosion you'll take less damage
Duh
I agree
He a noob
He knows, it was supposed to be that way
I'm going to scream wtf is a hurtbox
4:58 Your feet were protected. Your feet are most vulnerable to explosions.
Indeed 🙏
8:12 gotta love that sponsor suprise attack
5:00 fun fact the higher part of your body actually takes less explosion damage
it’s used on 2b2t for end crystal fights
@@connor6964 that's where I know it from lol
Sir! It is your duty to relay this information to Matt from Game Theory, this is some critical lore you're dropping here
Same
@@kjiop1180 ik it from 2b2t 2 XD
Macro: But yeah, minecraft earth is flat.
GameTheory: Ha, no.
Game theory: You've fallen right into my trap card.
yup
But I thought it was Cube and not a minecraft circle (flat) so is it What? A pentagon, hexagon? Or, something else...
But hey thats a theory
(Also followed by a 3 hour video that over explains everything)
“We’ve all had 64 diamond blocks in our hands” hermitcraft people
Yes
Macro: I'm not saying that the bed is an ideal weapon to use in the Minecraft world. 3:12
Me: *Are you sure about that.*
Аааааааа, i know what you mean
Speed runner's favourite weapon
2b2t
@@jalenhurtsenthusiast1 Yes.
@Benjamin Hazevoet no man, ender dragon
Macro: *Eats raw chicken*
Me: *Sweating heavily*
Macro: Unless they're *dirt* or sand they'll float.
Minecraft pro: *Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
Dirt floats
Sand falls
Gravel falls
Cobblestone floats
You can make sand float, and dirt fall. You just have to know those bugs to do so...
That was one of the most smooth sponsor transitions ever
Yep
Stole the words right out of my mouth
It was the worst
Only true legends can break bones with their hands
I can break a bone with my jaw
Venompool, it's theorized that the venom symbiote became even more violent after bonding with Deadpool(It's first Earth host) and it made it insane. Just a bit of Marvel lore on a Minecraft video.
7:56 *He speaks the language of gods*
Fuck u
@@sebastianfavela6356 5 year old
@@Omivon im sure sebestion is 2
@@Sharky7017 maybe
6:12 what r u noob
He said dirt
Mikey yea
Umm he is not telling the wood block because he is saying dirt or sand
@Mikey i have the uno reverse card
Me: sees that Macro has uploaded a video
Also me: sees thumbnail and is traumatized for life
Slime didn’t make that joke
TheSkyrimKnight m2
How ironic that Macro was sponsored by SQUARE space while doing a MINECRAFT video :v
Macro: Steve is ugly
Minecraft veterans: MaCrO iS uGlY
See the creeper explosion thing makes sense because the whole block of tnt is vaporized in the explosion but when the creeper explodes it launches lots of creeper flesh shrapnel at you tearing you apart.
3:06
Imagine having your family member be killed and then get killed by a bed made form them.
Also this is the weirdest flex ever
*SHUT UP.*
@@hellointernet4467 You shut up
@@TankmasterUK You shut up too
@@sheymarin6606 *SHUT UP.*
@@sheymarin6606 **murders her**
No you mean how can Steve jump 1 meter high with hundreds of gold blocks, while running at full speed in gold armor
huh never thought about how weird minecraft is.....
After falling 50 feet off a cliff
Even full diamond
Title: Minecraft makes no sense
Me: *Say sike right now*
But no joke sometimes it really doesn't make sense
Frost Galaxy like with the infinite water source
Change ur profile picture right now or else u ain’t allowed to comment on Minecraft vids
@@geo-lite69 I am still thinking of a cool new profile pic.
Sorry lol
Frost Galaxy lol np just don’t do fortnite and pls tell me how to convince my friends that Minecraft is better then fortnite they don’t believe me. I told them check trending on TH-cam check search results on google check monthly players but they to dumb and still play fortnite
Spook Statik y do you even like Minecraft it’s trash af
Macro: Minecraft earth is flat.
Game theory:sorry but you are wrong
What really doesn't make sense: why Macro doesn't have a million subs
"you can turn bones in meal, bare handed."
Macro: what you can't do that, *_are you weak? huh?_*
Macro: *proceeded to crush someones bones* _i just made bone meal,_ *_-in real life-_*
5:17 the reson is that a big part if your explosion hit box is on your feet and lower body and they where beind a block that way you didn't tack as much damage
3:03 PETA wants to know your location
PETA: Write that down, Write that down!
Lol epic joke
Actually the block that was Infrount of you absorbed the blast from the TNT.
finally a minecraft veteran
Yes
Explanation: tnt can kill you but it didn't kill macro because part of his hitbox is behind a block. The player has 6 hitboxes (1 head, one torso, 2 arms and 2 legs) and these hitboxes all together make up the total damage so if his legs which is 2/6 of his whole hitbox is being blocked by something then 1/3 of the damage is being reduced
How can you eat golden apples?
THEY ARE MADE OUT OF GOLD
Mango Boi how can u even make them
Edible 24k gold?
Gold is edible
It’s a video game... please stop.
Myros Bland gold is edible though
8:07
Macro: Minecraft is all cubes
Minecraft block shadows: am I a joke to you?
Why can Steve hold a hole inventory full of diamonds weighing the same as the eiffel tower but can't jump over a fence??
* whole
Mabye becasue the bucket has a really really high melting point so the lava can’t malt it but lava is probably hotter than its melting point idk I’m to lazy to check
Edit: geuss I’m not lazy iron has a melting point of 2800 degrees Fahrenheit or 1538 in Celsius and lavas temperatures vary from 700 degrees to 1200 in Celsius and 1300 to 2300 Fahrenheit hope that explains it Marco
But it can stay molten for a long time in that bucked. So it has to be hotter, so much hotter.
DatDragon Boi or we could just say the thing that makes no sense is that it stays molten
@@tristyn_6153 me:throws lava bucket into water. lava bucket: I'M IMMORTAL lava:touches water EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
When u watch game theory and realize the minecraft world is round🤯
No its square
@@thebang6814 no its round
no it’s a halo
Its a cube
@@whiteraven6214 ok
5:16
You take way less explosive damage if your bottom half of your body is Behind a block
Minecraft beds are the ideal weapon for when there are monsters nearby.
LoL I like that
Thanks!!!
I must confess.... This video was what I longed for. :)
Nice reference boi
Επιτέλους Έλληνας :)
@@ΓΙΏΡΓΟΣΚουταντος-β9φ Αχ και εσύ;
I understand what you're saying *bruddah*
So you got that from Caustic from apex legends Eh?
if you make apex makes no sense 2... how does octain aim at all when hes on drugs
5:07 the reason the TNT didn't kill you at mid-range and the creeper did is because you were behind a block when it happen so it didn't do as much damage as it would usually do
Macro: Minecraft good, Fortnite bad
Everyone: *claps until the end of time*
He made two videos of fortnite makes no sense and I think he also streamed WHEN THE STUFF YO BOI SAYS BACKFIRE
Fu
Skelton’s: made out of bones
Me: *kills it*
*_ONe boNe DroPs_*
Macro: I don’t think a bed is an ideal weapon
Pewdiepie: hold my meatball
Macro: I'm not saying that the bed is an ideal weapon to use in the Minecraft world. 3:12
Me: Welcome to the nether!
Don’t worry I made you a be-
Macro the Man! I clicked so fast when i saw this! Thank you for all you do, you've been a huge inspiration to me in my own content!
same
Old comment
What a humble way to self promote
Cow anatomy bit answer: They are hermaphrodite cows,(which means both pairs of genitals) an you can tell by the fact that all cows have udders as well as, if you look close at the head, horns.
That's disgusting lmao
Source??
macro: takes Squarespace as his sponsor
wix.com: so u have chosen death
you just advertised wix... we can click on that ya know
@@ahmetayyildiz9329 my bad xd
3:49 Watched IT on repeat 🤣 Again and again
Minecraft logic: Sharpens a sword with a book
Marco: *plays Minecraft*
Marco:*him talking about why Minecraft makes no sense*
me thinking why is fortfag banana here
@GravyTurd thx lol
Pewdiepie : *Plays Minecraft
Macro : * Im gonna -end- Copy this Man's whole carreer
I don’t get it it’s a Minecraft makes no sense not a Minecraft game play
Arustis _YT
Bruh he didn’t copy stupid
@@dfdddfressd I didn't said he copy i said he follow him
Im not from england mate
Arustis _YT
Dude you literally said
“End copy this mans whole career.”
Macro is stealing pewds content. He’s just making a Minecraft video
That was the smoothest transition to a sponsor
You should start a series called macro's Minecraft mayhem. I just hopes no one hacks it..
Dirty Rage quirky
Marco just never meet minecraft steve in real life... pft... spicy
Alright, now you’ve gone to far buddy
Macro : makes perfect transition to sponsor
Me : this man is too dangerous to be kept alive
If you ever feel useless remember that some games have the option to invert controls
minecraft: fantasy game
marcro: *THiS gAmE MaKeS No SEnSe!*
Macro's pronunciation of Chorizo had me actually dying "Chordiso"
“Watch me beat the crap out of the sheep with this bed”
dont take out of context
Plot twist: Minecraft makes sense but real life doesn't. Lol
No, your thumbnail makes no sense.
The player doesn't have elbows.
I think we all established that when we first created a world and did the first thing we have to do
Its not flat its a cube
Get it? No?No? Oh
Okay (crys in corner)
Edit:yay 1 like
8:07
Macro: we all know minecraft is full of cubes
Minecraft shadows: am I a joke to you?
"Minecraft Good, Fortnite Bad."
Quote Macro
2019
*sniff* those are some amazing words.
Plz, stop. Both games are good
@@apenasumfadecoisas3922 no.
@@ohitta304 WHY.
@@apenasumfadecoisas3922 cause no.
4:44 standing behind 1 block can 1/4 or 1/2 the damage took
Like so macro can see
3:52 made me jump
Same here
Macro: shows me a picture of Steve holding a tree trunk with 1 hand and using one for all to turn into all might
Macro again: calls Steve fat
LOGIC
It's a joke lol
2:14 think about it :-)
Nut
7:43 So guys, We did it. We re 250,000 subscribers.
The reason macro didn’t die by tnt was bc he had he feet covered... im being serious that’s why
"now I'm not saying the bed is the most efficient weapon in Minecraft
*laughs in ender dragon cheese*
MARCO makes no sense. >:3
ZENYATTA FOR NOOBS PLEAAASE
btw ur vids r funny and u r awesome!!!!!!
Dylan Mundy this is Minecraft...
Also y no reaper
I haven't seen the video yet but imagine I said something funny 😂🤣
You copied this comment
You know what doesn’t make sense in Minecraft? You can make stuff like pistons, enchantment tables, and all that other stuff, but you can’t make a saddle
3:48
I dropped my phone
Elroy Bay bro I jumped
2:15 puberty hormones kick in
6:34 Not actually infinite. Just trillions of blocks that would take hundreds of thousands of hours to run
Minecraft makes no sense
Now breaking: the sky is blue
my question was so much better you're just picking the ones that have more likes because your a flat earther
dont be sour dood
First probably great video bro
“Beds are not an ideal weapon to use”
Real gamers: u dont understand
Lava bucket: exist
Bucket when thrown in lava: x.x
If Sports boi had his hat on the right way he wouldn’t need those sunglasses lmAO-
Macro: "Minecraft good, Fortnite bad"
Also Macro: Has Steve doing the default dance at the end
but... a bucket is actually able to hold lava,
*BUT*
if you throw the same bucket that was holding the lava into the lava Will Disappear.
Macro:Minecraft Earth is flat
Everyone else: Minecraft Earth is flat
Mat Pat: are you sure?
At 4:57 Macro is behind a block, which reduces the damage of the blast.