@Mini_Knight17Canada will be know as the Commonwealth of Canada like the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico the Commonwealth of the Philippines Commonwealth of Virginia etc.
War. War never changes. The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth. Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory. Hitler shaped a battered Germany into an economic superpower. But war never changes. In the 21st century, war was still waged over the resources that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of war were also its weapons: Petroleum and Uranium. For these resources, China would invade Alaska, the US would annex Canada, and the European Commonwealth would dissolve into quarreling, bickering nation-states, bent on controlling the last remaining resources on Earth. In 2077, the storm of world war had come again. In two brief hours, most of the planet was reduced to cinders. And from the ashes of nuclear devastation, a new civilization would struggle to arise. A few were able to reach the relative safety of the large underground Vaults. Your family was part of that group that entered Vault Thirteen. Imprisoned safely behind the large Vault door, under a mountain of stone, a generation has lived without knowledge of the outside world. Life in the Vault is about to change.
War. War never changes. The end of the world occurred pretty much as we had predicted. Too many humans, not enough space or resources to go around. The details are trivial and pointless, the reasons, as always, purely human ones. The earth was nearly wiped clean of life. A great cleansing, an atomic spark struck by human hands, quickly raged out of control. Spears of nuclear fire rained from the skies. Continents were swallowed in flames and fell beneath the boiling oceans. Humanity was almost extinguished, their spirits becoming part of the background radiation that blanketed the earth. A quiet darkness fell across the planet, lasting many years. Few survived the devastation. Some had been fortunate enough to reach safety, taking shelter in great underground vaults. When the great darkness passed, these vaults opened, and their inhabitants emerged to begin their lives again. One of the northern tribes claims they are descended from one such Vault. They hold that their founder and ancestor, one known as the "Vault Dweller," once saved the world from a great evil. According to their legend, this evil arose in the far south. It corrupted all it touched, twisting men inside, turning them into beasts. Only through the bravery of this Vault Dweller was the evil destroyed. But in so doing, he lost many of his friends and suffered greatly, sacrificing much of himself to save the world. When at last he returned to the home he had fought so hard to protect, he was cast out. Exiled. In confronting that which they feared, he had become something else in their eyes...and no longer their champion. Forsaken by his people, he strode into the wasteland. He traveled far to the north, until he came to the great canyons. There, he founded a small village, Arroyo, where he lived out the rest of his years. And so, for a generation since its founding, Arroyo has lived in peace, its canyons sheltering it from the outside world. It is home. Your home. But the scars left by the war have not yet healed. And the Earth has not forgotten.@@thirdanimator3347
@@SirLeonardo12Current American President, Donald Trump, keeps publicly referring to Canada as “The Great State of Canada” as well as the “51st State”. This is likely a joke but you never know what his true thoughts are
I like that this isn't a military invasion but a (seemingly) peaceful annexation. Makes you wonder how bad the situation must really be in this scenario.
its not gonna be very peaceful when the CIA scouts report Canadian citizens purposefully digging out the roads or canadian army deserters. the military would probably carry out the executions once they catch sight of some citizens running from an freshly destroyed road.
I wonder if the whole “Economic collapse” thing is just propaganda and an excuse by the Americans to: - Con Canadians out of their life savings by only giving 1 USD per 800 CAD, making Canadians have to rely more on the U.S. and possibly generating profits for America - Convince the public that this is not an effort made to gain an advantage on Russia or China, as well as make it seem like a positive change for the country Or even - Dramatize a smaller problem in order to generate hate for the Canadian government It really gets you thinking, especially with how dystopian the U.S. government acts here with assimilation and forced destruction of culture
This basically happened to Newfoundland, they were well on their way to independence in the 20s/30s as a dominion of the UK, but their economy was wrecked in the depression and they were forced by circumstances to rejoin the UK (and eventually Canada)
I watched this video when it first came out, and I thought the situation was so outlandish I just laughed. I cannot wrap my head around the fact that's it's actually being discussed now.
@@bionicwither14 We can also annex them but make them a special autonomy zone. And start teaching mandatory french language lessons in all american schools and invest HEAVILY into quebec. This will preserve the quebequois identity and culture while integrating them into the USNA(United States of North America)
That is an oversimplification. Local aristocrats and Townies desired to join the US, as they believed it would bring greater economic prosperity than Canada or England would. It was never officially on the ballot, and the British shut down talks quickly. The majority of the province strongly wished to koin Canada thanks to campaigning by people like Joey Smallwood, who appealed to the poor by advertising welfare programs that Canada could offer to try and raise the local standard of living. Also, this year is the 75th anniversary of NL joining Canada.
I like the conversion rate $1 USD to $839 CAD. Since it's $1 to $1.35 right now this indicates a major collapse of the Canadian economy (which would explain their being open to being annexed as a way to resolve issues, assuming the US is very stable and strong in 2039. And given the very independent streak of those in Quebec, only such a major collapse would budge them in such a direction. Things would have to be very very bad for them to consider this and accept it in anyway. And then as the video goes on this shows up with the 76% gdp decline. Very well thought out scenario I congratulate whomever wrote this out.
It’s also possible that the conversion rate isn’t a fair one, and exists to impoverish the newly vanquished people, enriching the conqueror and making any chance of funding increased rebellion impossible
5 seconds in and already chills! You never cease to disappoint. Could this take place in the Fallout Universe? Earlier in the war, the US outright annexed Canada in a very similar manner to this.
@@MrPikaGammerTbf, it would be in character for the authoritarian Fallout US to portray the invasion as "peaceful" for their own benefit. This could still fit if you consider the official messages are from an inherently untruthful source and meant to misinform about the true nature of the annexation.
I feel like "United States of America" would still be an appropriate name up until the point it includes territory that isn't on the American continent.
@@aycc-nbh7289Homegrown Canadian here Honestly, if Canada became this much of a shithole - probably. It’s like Austria annexing itself to Germany, we have strong historical and cultural ties and speak the same language. Although not with such an extreme attempt at forced integration
@@DaijuanaBut it isn’t exactly like the U.S. or Canada would necessarily have an authoritarian ruler or Canada would be able to maintain its image while conducting voter intimidation.
@@redoqc It would never happen even if the USA were to annex Canada, because the First Amendment forbids the government from abridging freedom of speech (among other things) and that would include the language in which people speak.
"This time there is no world spanning almighty empire in the way and if we fail we can just turn the place into our brand new warhead test site!"-somebody in the US government
@@whynot5988 They wouldn't be able to commit war crimes given the fact that they don't even have the capacity to wage war in this scenario, they probably don't even have the ability to feed their troops given inflation is so high
Next EAS Alarm: Quebec has reincarnated Napoleon Bonaparte, who is now commanding the Quebec Resistance against the United States, threatening to turn the United States back into New France.
Had to pause the video to laugh my head off at the USD-CAD exchange rate And the name changes Then the last bit happened and I stopped laughing. Fantastic work!
@@MikhailMyers340mil that aren't going to show up though. The vast majority would either actively object to the conflict, or not care enough to actively participate. The Canadian population would be far more motivated, and likely receive a lot of external support
Check out YP, nullDorito, EASY & even FT; they continue to make great scenarios today As for YP, he mentioned he has school going on in an October community post, so he cannot maintain a constant upload schedule
This would either be a wholesome union of brother nations, where canada keeps some autonomy and gets to have their own autonomous government, alongside their own currency, and overall sizeable autonomy, or its a disastrous annexation where the USA simply incorporates canada.
Ironic this was uploaded 10 months ago. Horrifying that it’s an actual idea going around now. Not just Canada, Greenland too. So is taking the Panama Canal from Panama despite having handed that Canal just a century prior back to the rightful country after 2 centuries of colonization.
something tells me that getting rid of the ability for Canadians to own whatever firearm they want to with their license during the 1970s was a really bad idea.
I thought it was the late 80s early 90s that the bans began. Specifically on assault rifles and general automatics due to the Polytechnique shooting in Quebec.
I’m thinking it was propaganda, it provides plenty of benefits to the U.S., such as: - Stealing the life savings of every Canadian through currency conversion, making them rely much more on the U.S. and giving profit for the Americans - Convincing foreign (excluding Canada) and American citizens that this annexation is done for a reason outside of territorial gain, profit, or getting a one-up on Russia or China, creating less resistance internationally and within the U.S. - Making uninformed Canadians have a distaste for their government and an unwillingness to fight, giving them the belief that they are in shambles and will be saved At that point, why tell the truth? The States in this scenario behave extremely like governments in dystopian media do, which is what leads me to believe they also lie for political gain.
@@veeli1106 There is not much deficit spending for that. Our dollar is tied to resources, primarily oil, and can be artificially changed in valuation to meet the needs of import/export demand. If anything, we made cuts to healthcare, and that's on the provinces withholding federal money, not the feds, who are in charge of economic policy (though provinces are in charge of administering it) Typically if we want money coming in, we artificially reduce the dollar amount by a little bit. 75 cents USD = 1 CAD. If we want to export stuff, we'd raise the value of the dollar. That would be closer to 80 to 90 cents, and sometimes go over the value of the USD. The 2008 crisis was a weird time when the American dollar hit a low point to where the Canadian dollar remained relatively stable - though it was valued more. Though that meant Canadians would be traveling more to the US, shopping there as things where generally cheaper for them. This also means less revenues for Canada thanks to a lack of HST/GST. Either way, plenty of countries out there that are developed where currency isn't worth as much as the USD and they do just fine. Japan's Yen for one - Canada arguably may go the same route Japan did with their housing bubble. Dollar valuation isn't really a good sign for economic health.
Putting the memes and jokes on the side for a moment... Canada has: Vast oil reserves. The World's Largest fresh water Supply. A vast amount of Timber. Enormous land mass. Access to the Arctic as well as the northern pass. The possibility of this happening in the future is not a matter of If. But When.
The cultures are similar In fact they are the most similar of any two nations and the fact that some provinces like Alberta already want to join the US is fitting. We get all those benefits and they get the benefits of the strongest military in the world, best economy in the world and much more. It’s a win-win I don’t see why they don’t accept it. Lol
@@stargazer-eliteI completely agree and as an American i would love to drive way up north without a passport whenever i want to so really that would be amazing if Canada and America united🇺🇲🇨🇦
If you put the jokes aside, also keep in mind that the USA would never annex the whole of Canada. Russia would have taken the arctic by the time the USA makes it past the south.
@@ChikyuuKun and who's going to stop them? Europe would be assisting Russia in case of American aggression. And considering how much the US would be sanctioned globally the Russians would simply nuke any vessel dumb enough to reach them. Even Alaska would end up Russian occupied if the US attacks Canada and Russia.
I’m really interested in what *actually* happened, how do we know that wasn’t American propaganda? The EAS messages act very dystopian, and with all the benefits the states would gain from lying (conning Canadians out of their life savings, gaining support from the uninformed or creating excuses other than to butt heads with China or Russia, etc.), why would they tell the truth?
If you think about it, the USA doesn't even need Canada by this point. There would practically be nothing to gain. Not to mention the fact that Canadians would be backed by NATO and that Canadians are war machines.
“Y’all, this term of mine that was won in the recent election was simply God’s plan.” he announces to the crowd at his first speech/“political concert” after renaming the country Drakanada and the province of NB “New Biebers” after his deputy prime minister.
Sir please! You’d be dragging us down with the dying old man that is the United States. The healthcare system is awful, your gun laws have lead to 327 people being shot per day, you know how fucked up that is? When you get your shit together and don’t call free healthcare “communism.” Then we might consider until then you and that fat, orange-good-for-nothing-can’t-even-wipe-his-own-ass-piece of shit you call a president can fuck off.
@@halothere6995 as a canadian id let the us annex easily. we have may resources that the US would put to good use and also we'd be safer if ww3 broke out
@@kolix3008I never said a union would be bad (with a different president.) but their country right now is in the shitter why should we join a country that cares more about killing people than saving their own? The answer is we shouldn’t. Under a less abrasive (not charged felon) the US and canada union could be possible but the thing is they aren’t inviting us they aren’t saying “hey you wanna join” their saying “we’re gonna tariff you into submission!”
I can see a lot of this happening if the U.S. did annex Canada except for the part about banning all French signage and forcing all French speakers to learn English. That’s the only unrealistic part imo
America doesn’t have good history on policy during military occupations. Why do you think Iraq went so bad? They would definitely find a way to piss off Quebec into starting a second insurgency, which might I add is more “left wing” than the rest of Canada. The most unrealistic part is the situation that got us annexed. Although it’s possible, I find it much more likely that the sizeable portion of American right wingers who want to annex us right now gain control of the US government and do it.
Immediately came back to this with what the orange man said. Not sure if he’ll carry through with this but one way or another great job y’all for voting the guy who wants this to become a reality in. And that’s one of his TAMER projects.
@theeliblog4559 it's not forceful its peaceful. This would happen if your country is in so much trouble. By that point almost all Canadians would've probabaly immigrated to USA at that point.
Well. It might become a thing now if anyone heard the news on Dec 3, 2024… Edit: It is really gonna happen but most likely not this well. This feels like a fever dream.
As a Quebecois-Australian who likes to visit Canada a lot, dang. The 4th American war of Independence. Quebec losing its French also sounds horrifying.
I watched this video when it came out, and I thought, “this is a cool scenario, but I doubt it would ever happen”, yet now it’s almost guaranteed to happen. Alert World is psychic
It's ironic how we got this recommended now
Yeah wild times we are living in
Real
I'm not even American but yeah fr
Frfr
They are pushing one world order. This would be a district
Bro had a vision 💀
About what
The annexation bro
lol bro
It was a canon event 💀🙏
@ is it happing right now?!
2024: No way this is happening
2025: Well shit
It's still not.
Never, The Dominion will Survive.
(yes I know Canada Dropped the "Dominion" Title, but... There's Is no Other Cool titles for Canada)
@Mini_Knight17 Yes the Dominion of Canada will stay a Independent Nation!
@Mini_Knight17cool? It's a slave title.
@Mini_Knight17Canada will be know as the Commonwealth of Canada like the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico the Commonwealth of the Philippines Commonwealth of Virginia etc.
"Our boys help keep the peace in newly annexed Canada."
"Buy war bonds today."
🗿🇺🇸
"Maybe... you'll think of me..."
"...When you are all alone...Maybe.."
War. War never changes.
The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth.
Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory.
Hitler shaped a battered Germany into an economic superpower.
But war never changes.
In the 21st century, war was still waged over the resources that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of war were also its weapons: Petroleum and Uranium. For these resources, China would invade Alaska, the US would annex Canada, and the European Commonwealth would dissolve into quarreling, bickering nation-states, bent on controlling the last remaining resources on Earth.
In 2077, the storm of world war had come again. In two brief hours, most of the planet was reduced to cinders. And from the ashes of nuclear devastation, a new civilization would struggle to arise.
A few were able to reach the relative safety of the large underground Vaults. Your family was part of that group that entered Vault Thirteen. Imprisoned safely behind the large Vault door, under a mountain of stone, a generation has lived without knowledge of the outside world.
Life in the Vault is about to change.
War. War never changes.
The end of the world occurred pretty much as we had predicted. Too many humans, not enough space or resources to go around. The details are trivial and pointless, the reasons, as always, purely human ones.
The earth was nearly wiped clean of life. A great cleansing, an atomic spark struck by human hands, quickly raged out of control. Spears of nuclear fire rained from the skies. Continents were swallowed in flames and fell beneath the boiling oceans. Humanity was almost extinguished, their spirits becoming part of the background radiation that blanketed the earth.
A quiet darkness fell across the planet, lasting many years. Few survived the devastation. Some had been fortunate enough to reach safety, taking shelter in great underground vaults. When the great darkness passed, these vaults opened, and their inhabitants emerged to begin their lives again.
One of the northern tribes claims they are descended from one such Vault. They hold that their founder and ancestor, one known as the "Vault Dweller," once saved the world from a great evil. According to their legend, this evil arose in the far south. It corrupted all it touched, twisting men inside, turning them into beasts. Only through the bravery of this Vault Dweller was the evil destroyed. But in so doing, he lost many of his friends and suffered greatly, sacrificing much of himself to save the world.
When at last he returned to the home he had fought so hard to protect, he was cast out. Exiled. In confronting that which they feared, he had become something else in their eyes...and no longer their champion.
Forsaken by his people, he strode into the wasteland. He traveled far to the north, until he came to the great canyons. There, he founded a small village, Arroyo, where he lived out the rest of his years. And so, for a generation since its founding, Arroyo has lived in peace, its canyons sheltering it from the outside world. It is home. Your home.
But the scars left by the war have not yet healed. And the Earth has not forgotten.@@thirdanimator3347
At this point Alert World is just predicting what’s happening in 2025
Asia will disappear this year
It's not happening, dude.
Exactly. I personally think Greenland is easier for Trump. I don’t think we’re gonna get Canada.
@@SeanDailey-dy8tn The people in Greenland like having free healthcare. Don't steal anybody's land ya Nazi-wannabes.
@@proto_arkbit3100It is, Trump’s trying to, but I both hope and doubt he’ll be able to.
This aged like fucking gold dude💀
How?
@@SirLeonardo12Current American President, Donald Trump, keeps publicly referring to Canada as “The Great State of Canada” as well as the “51st State”. This is likely a joke but you never know what his true thoughts are
@hungryforgsr oh ok thanks
is aged gold good or bad?
@ you don’t wanna know
I like that this isn't a military invasion but a (seemingly) peaceful annexation. Makes you wonder how bad the situation must really be in this scenario.
It is probably like the Russian Occupation of Crimea. It was a quiet invasion utilizing covert soldiers, mercenaries and disgruntled citizens.
its not gonna be very peaceful when the CIA scouts report Canadian citizens purposefully digging out the roads or canadian army deserters. the military would probably carry out the executions once they catch sight of some citizens running from an freshly destroyed road.
*fallout franchise has entered the chat*
I wonder if the whole “Economic collapse” thing is just propaganda and an excuse by the Americans to:
- Con Canadians out of their life savings by only giving 1 USD per 800 CAD, making Canadians have to rely more on the U.S. and possibly generating profits for America
- Convince the public that this is not an effort made to gain an advantage on Russia or China, as well as make it seem like a positive change for the country
Or even
- Dramatize a smaller problem in order to generate hate for the Canadian government
It really gets you thinking, especially with how dystopian the U.S. government acts here with assimilation and forced destruction of culture
This basically happened to Newfoundland, they were well on their way to independence in the 20s/30s as a dominion of the UK, but their economy was wrecked in the depression and they were forced by circumstances to rejoin the UK (and eventually Canada)
Oh, so it's the Fallout setting.
Carry on.
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking the same thing lol
Except didn’t that happen in the 2070’s?
Lmao
@@KingSchenk-kx7futo be exact 2076 Canada was annexed in the Fallout Universe
Nate the Rake
I watched this video when it first came out, and I thought the situation was so outlandish I just laughed. I cannot wrap my head around the fact that's it's actually being discussed now.
Elect a clown, expect a circus...
If you didn't have such an useless country we wouldn't be thinking of conquering you.
Except it won’t be peaceful if they try anything.
It’s not being discussed, they are being threatened
@@mauveskydiver3225 who canada or america?
Live NATO reaction:😐
Mexico:😐
And whatever emoji represents changing the rules to become a coalition to help with the annexation
@@jlboss_ps4751Mexico: 😬
Sweden: 😨
F nato
I saw the title and thought this came out like this month. Was not expecting it to be almost a year old
Who's here after Trump suggested that Canada be the 51st state?
I didn’t even know he said that
Me
I think most of us are lol
As an pro-Canada Malaysian, me too
I’m American but I’m deathly scared for Canada…
“Limited Edition Jersey” had me in tears 😭
😂😂
"American Traditional Cooking Guide"
Recipe 1: Toast.
Step 1: Remove the bread from the bag.
Step 2: Put it in the microwave.
me being from new jersey be like 💀
I just realized how little the American dollar is stated to be in comparison with the Canadian dollar
@@sweetiethecat4340 same 😭
This is a certified Sino-American War moment.
Such a fallout moment except it’s consensual handover and not forceful
This surprisingly peaceful with the welcome kits and everything I’m just not sure about the situation in Qubecc
@@ThebannanMan We should make them a Protectorate so they can keep their identity and language.
@@bionicwither14 We can also annex them but make them a special autonomy zone. And start teaching mandatory french language lessons in all american schools and invest HEAVILY into quebec. This will preserve the quebequois identity and culture while integrating them into the USNA(United States of North America)
@@Firefliesfreedoesnt just united states of america still work because well america is a continent
yet again yt reccomendations show me things that aged very well 💀💀💀
(Polish most famous world on k)
"Northern Vermont"
Made my jaw drop, ngl, the pace of american consolidation over the territory of former canada is terrifying
mostly every state name is the most Americanist thing I could ever think of
@@monarchyoflaos5983 You can't forget London, Wisconsin
When he got to 08:58 - yeah thats the fastest way to get October Crisis 2.0: America Edition.
Certainly theyll change Saskatchewan because its so hard to spell
……… and the entirety of Quebec promptly declares war on any annexing country that does not include a ê, é, â, è, or ç in the new name.
Now we will re-name it to Northern North Dakota.
OBAMA
@@SemisphykeSODA
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New title unlocked:
*Small chain breaker*
The way this aged
Fun Fact: Newfoundland and Labrador before joining Canada in 1949 there was a very brief moment where they considered joining the United States.
*Brief* , I wonder why that ended so quickly? 💀
@@jimjimmers8571 The USA brushed them aside.
British Columbia also considered joining USA
That is an oversimplification. Local aristocrats and Townies desired to join the US, as they believed it would bring greater economic prosperity than Canada or England would. It was never officially on the ballot, and the British shut down talks quickly. The majority of the province strongly wished to koin Canada thanks to campaigning by people like Joey Smallwood, who appealed to the poor by advertising welfare programs that Canada could offer to try and raise the local standard of living.
Also, this year is the 75th anniversary of NL joining Canada.
@MikeHunt-zy3cn I understand it was an oversimplication it was merely a nugget of information
"Our dedicated boys keep the peace in newly annexed Canada"
Fallout reference, I like it
War crimes 😎
@@Z-LaneeThis time it’s peaceful!
KIRYU CHAN
Fallout reference 😮😮
“Every citizen in North Vermont must learn English”
Bro really wants a second Vietnam war to happen, doesn’t he?
Probably
“Congratulations, you are being rescued. Please do not resist.”
"Replace the gravy in your fries with ketchup."
thanks but no thanks.
Who eats fries with any other gravy then DQ gravy?
You've been talking to Tucker Carlson, haven't you.
600th like.
also, isn't it even a LITTLE ominous that they're saying "do not resist"?
ah yes, my favorite horror entity, murica.
They found oil in canada
@@ClickBate69 Accurate.
@@ClickBate69 DAMN IT WHY COULDN’T ALBERTA SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!
they literally did lmao
@@ClickBate69accurate
If this happened in real life, Americans can finally take a road trip to Alaska without going through border guards
With what roads? 💀
Boy this aged Poorly😢
Bro it's still happening right now 😂😂
Too bad
Not our problem.
I like the conversion rate $1 USD to $839 CAD. Since it's $1 to $1.35 right now this indicates a major collapse of the Canadian economy (which would explain their being open to being annexed as a way to resolve issues, assuming the US is very stable and strong in 2039. And given the very independent streak of those in Quebec, only such a major collapse would budge them in such a direction. Things would have to be very very bad for them to consider this and accept it in anyway. And then as the video goes on this shows up with the 76% gdp decline. Very well thought out scenario I congratulate whomever wrote this out.
How the fuck did you calculate this
Huh, interesting observation.
How did you Couculate this
It’s also possible that the conversion rate isn’t a fair one, and exists to impoverish the newly vanquished people, enriching the conqueror and making any chance of funding increased rebellion impossible
I uh feel like with the state of the Canadian economy in this the US is probably losing much more then it gains by annexing Canada.
5 seconds in and already chills! You never cease to disappoint.
Could this take place in the Fallout Universe? Earlier in the war, the US outright annexed Canada in a very similar manner to this.
Seems so
Well, this happens in 2039, when in fallout it happened in 2072
The problem with that is this is a peaceful handoff and not a violent take over.
@@MrPikaGammerTbf, it would be in character for the authoritarian Fallout US to portray the invasion as "peaceful" for their own benefit. This could still fit if you consider the official messages are from an inherently untruthful source and meant to misinform about the true nature of the annexation.
@@MrPikaGammer sure it isnt
Bro Predicted The Future💀
"A better life in the GREATEST country in the world" makes me shed a tear of McDonald's ketchup
That got a laugh out of me. Great job.
Same 😥
😂😂😂 I died reading this
I know this has been commented a few times, but "Our boys keep the peace in newly annexed Canada."
Bro had future sight 💀
A clear example of how NOT to integrate a country, you don't just convert their entire culture to yours
I'll do what I want, thank you very much.
@@addison_v_ertisement1678??? 😭
@@RealMagmaDash The singular, the one; A 'Merica
We've done it once, we'll do it again
🇺🇲what? I can't hear you over the 🧨
Now is called *"United States of North America"*
USNA USNA!
Mexicos next…
I feel like "United States of America" would still be an appropriate name up until the point it includes territory that isn't on the American continent.
@@MoaRideragreed
@@MoaRider have you never heard of Puerto rico, U.S. Virgin Islands, Guam and the Northern Mariana Islands, American Samoa
Live Canadian Reaction:
In 1812 we did it once. In 2039 we shall do it again.
The U.S is a lot more powerful than Canada Military speaking
Cut that by 14 years
Lol that’s funny 🤣
Inexplicably, most of the Canadian resistance fighters speak Chinese...
literally fallout:
Are you sure that most homegrown Canadians would be fine with this?
@@aycc-nbh7289 Yes because your country is a meme and it's ridiculous that it exists.
@@aycc-nbh7289Homegrown Canadian here
Honestly, if Canada became this much of a shithole - probably. It’s like Austria annexing itself to Germany, we have strong historical and cultural ties and speak the same language.
Although not with such an extreme attempt at forced integration
@@DaijuanaBut it isn’t exactly like the U.S. or Canada would necessarily have an authoritarian ruler or Canada would be able to maintain its image while conducting voter intimidation.
U.S. EAS: "We're banning French signs."
Also the U.S.: >has states, cities, and streets with French names
if this happens im either moving to france or fighting for my language
Tabarnak it will not happen
@@redoqc It would never happen even if the USA were to annex Canada, because the First Amendment forbids the government from abridging freedom of speech (among other things) and that would include the language in which people speak.
@@redoqc (Cocks gun) Good luck trying.
**cough cough** Baton Rouge **cough cough**
This aged way to well, I miss when I first watched this and laughed at how ridiculous it seemed. I hate this timeline 3:
We're in the dumbest reality in the multiverse.
The US Government: let’s revive that attempted invasion we tried to do in 1812
"This time there is no world spanning almighty empire in the way and if we fail we can just turn the place into our brand new warhead test site!"-somebody in the US government
this time it would definitely succeed though, Canada has no chance of resisting given their situation
@@Kevin-sn8pr I mean if they pulled a WWI and committed a bunch of war crimes they might have a shot 😭
@@Kevin-sn8prwe'd ally with the Russians if they tried, no doubt the US would love to have Russian troops on their border.
@@whynot5988 They wouldn't be able to commit war crimes given the fact that they don't even have the capacity to wage war in this scenario, they probably don't even have the ability to feed their troops given inflation is so high
As a Canadian, I felt my heart sink as soon as I saw the notification
Same here
@@ProfilyBFDI2763Yay a bfdi fan here too!
We're saving you from Trudeau. Please do not resist.
@@MoaRiderwell that’s one good thing about an annexation.
Screw Trudeau
Same
This aged well didn’t it
Kinda
"Wheatland" and "Northern Vermont" had me dying
It’s because Saskatchewan is the breadbasket of Canada. 😂
@@weetytoaster1835As I live in Saskatchewan, I’m inclined to agree
as a person that lives in alberta, in wheatland County I found this funny. wheatland is east of calgary, in case any ones wondering.
Northern Vermont should not be allowed 💀
& Southern Vermont
Banning an entire language is the most American thing ever.
Next EAS Alarm:
Quebec has reincarnated Napoleon Bonaparte, who is now commanding the Quebec Resistance against the United States, threatening to turn the United States back into New France.
Don't like 300,000- people live in Quebec
@@MegatronSturdy not anymore.
@@MegatronSturdywe are legit the second most populated province
How?
Had to pause the video to laugh my head off at the USD-CAD exchange rate
And the name changes
Then the last bit happened and I stopped laughing.
Fantastic work!
Please do a second part on a possible Canadian uprising, it would be interesting to see.
it’s about 40m people vs 340m people, with most the population living near the American border. Tf you think is gonna happen?
You are really underestimating a population of 40 million people @MikhailMyers
@@Kingofspaids We have the strongest army in the world
@MikhailMyers Yet you couldn't defeat the Taliban. If you tried to invade you'd have your asses wooped and have NATO attack you.
@@MikhailMyers340mil that aren't going to show up though. The vast majority would either actively object to the conflict, or not care enough to actively participate. The Canadian population would be far more motivated, and likely receive a lot of external support
no way this is a possibility now
I feel something crawling in my skin
Trump saying Canada is 51st state?
this aint a possibility dw
Your channel is one of the only good ones on YT. Your hard work and creativity is definitely appreciated
Check out YP, nullDorito, EASY & even FT; they continue to make great scenarios today
As for YP, he mentioned he has school going on in an October community post, so he cannot maintain a constant upload schedule
One of the few hundred good ones
This is not even close to realistic
Here is a real example of a Canadian eas: th-cam.com/video/sQOV8DIeek4/w-d-xo.htmlsi=K25j_6P5UrbqN4Q7
Well done on Liking the Thing
Me, a Canadian: “Hey a new EAS scenario just got dropped”
My boyfriend, also a Canadian: “oh no what’s this one about?”
Me: “…the future” lol
bet you feel like a seer now
Bro what
Let's Just say that a certain president took this video WAY quite literally...
I WONT LET THIS HAPPEN EVER
It’s happening 😊
You in the Doughy Stoner Brigade, the Skinnyfat Cubicle Monkey Brigade, or the Has PTSD From Being A Middle Class Weed Dealer In High School Brigade?
Cool to see these more down to earth, realistic EAS scenarios. Nobody else really does anything like this, so keep up the good work.
The scariest idea is never knowing which of your countrymen are Canadian and which are human.
XD
In Canada, we have this thing called "Trial by Ice".
Oh hell naw man get this alien out of here
You never know who is canadian or subhuman
@@TheRealSkulldozer causally being racist. - politics
This would either be a wholesome union of brother nations, where canada keeps some autonomy and gets to have their own autonomous government, alongside their own currency, and overall sizeable autonomy, or its a disastrous annexation where the USA simply incorporates canada.
WE INVADING CANADA WITH THIS ONE!🔥🔥🔥
Not without a fight!
wdym they are both in nato
and this offends me as a canadian and our southern neighbors
I just call it a skill issue
@@brublols367Sounds like a you problem
I gotta say that the detail of the messages being typed out as it's being broadcast is very nice
Ironic this was uploaded 10 months ago. Horrifying that it’s an actual idea going around now. Not just Canada, Greenland too. So is taking the Panama Canal from Panama despite having handed that Canal just a century prior back to the rightful country after 2 centuries of colonization.
We're sorry for giving them modern medicine and a profitable canal, we won't do it again. Signed, white people.
@@flushed5747Are Panamanians not White? You’re acting like they are Native American or something.
We have finally taken our hat back.
Thank you for another amazing video!
back?
Our hat 😂😂😂
“Our boys help keep the peace in newly annexed Canada” June 3, 2072.
This did NOT age well with Trump's statement, lol.
More like aged well
This aged like fine wine!
something tells me that getting rid of the ability for Canadians to own whatever firearm they want to with their license during the 1970s was a really bad idea.
On the bright side (depending on how you look at it) the Constitution and all of its amendments would apply to former Canadian citizens.
@@Razor-gx2dq my brother in Christ there ethnically cleansing Quebec
@@Razor-gx2dq every integrated Canadian province, is going to have California style gun laws so it wouldn’t matter
@@Razor-gx2dq Precisely.
I thought it was the late 80s early 90s that the bans began. Specifically on assault rifles and general automatics due to the Polytechnique shooting in Quebec.
What the hell happened to the Canadian dollar? 830 CAD - 1 USD is completely bonkers.
Destroyed economy e/ bad handling of debt
Just the effects of fiscal deficit-spending for “free” healthcare…
I’m thinking it was propaganda, it provides plenty of benefits to the U.S., such as:
- Stealing the life savings of every Canadian through currency conversion, making them rely much more on the U.S. and giving profit for the Americans
- Convincing foreign (excluding Canada) and American citizens that this annexation is done for a reason outside of territorial gain, profit, or getting a one-up on Russia or China, creating less resistance internationally and within the U.S.
- Making uninformed Canadians have a distaste for their government and an unwillingness to fight, giving them the belief that they are in shambles and will be saved
At that point, why tell the truth? The States in this scenario behave extremely like governments in dystopian media do, which is what leads me to believe they also lie for political gain.
@@veeli1106What makes it worse is how inefficient it is.
@@veeli1106 There is not much deficit spending for that. Our dollar is tied to resources, primarily oil, and can be artificially changed in valuation to meet the needs of import/export demand. If anything, we made cuts to healthcare, and that's on the provinces withholding federal money, not the feds, who are in charge of economic policy (though provinces are in charge of administering it)
Typically if we want money coming in, we artificially reduce the dollar amount by a little bit. 75 cents USD = 1 CAD.
If we want to export stuff, we'd raise the value of the dollar. That would be closer to 80 to 90 cents, and sometimes go over the value of the USD.
The 2008 crisis was a weird time when the American dollar hit a low point to where the Canadian dollar remained relatively stable - though it was valued more. Though that meant Canadians would be traveling more to the US, shopping there as things where generally cheaper for them. This also means less revenues for Canada thanks to a lack of HST/GST.
Either way, plenty of countries out there that are developed where currency isn't worth as much as the USD and they do just fine. Japan's Yen for one - Canada arguably may go the same route Japan did with their housing bubble. Dollar valuation isn't really a good sign for economic health.
Tronald Dump: and I took it literally
Putting the memes and jokes on the side for a moment...
Canada has:
Vast oil reserves.
The World's Largest fresh water Supply.
A vast amount of Timber.
Enormous land mass.
Access to the Arctic as well as the northern pass.
The possibility of this happening in the future is not a matter of If.
But When.
The cultures are similar In fact they are the most similar of any two nations and the fact that some provinces like Alberta already want to join the US is fitting. We get all those benefits and they get the benefits of the strongest military in the world, best economy in the world and much more. It’s a win-win I don’t see why they don’t accept it. Lol
@@stargazer-eliteI completely agree and as an American i would love to drive way up north without a passport whenever i want to so really that would be amazing if Canada and America united🇺🇲🇨🇦
If you put the jokes aside, also keep in mind that the USA would never annex the whole of Canada. Russia would have taken the arctic by the time the USA makes it past the south.
@@ۥۥۥٴٴٴٴۥ Russia is slow to move in Ukraine, how are they gonna reach arctic? By the time they get there they would've been met by US military.
@@ChikyuuKun and who's going to stop them? Europe would be assisting Russia in case of American aggression. And considering how much the US would be sanctioned globally the Russians would simply nuke any vessel dumb enough to reach them. Even Alaska would end up Russian occupied if the US attacks Canada and Russia.
Not suprised they joined the US in this, one 1 us dollar is 830 Canadian dollars in this timeline 💀💀 1:00
They basically fell to Romania level
I’m really interested in what *actually* happened, how do we know that wasn’t American propaganda? The EAS messages act very dystopian, and with all the benefits the states would gain from lying (conning Canadians out of their life savings, gaining support from the uninformed or creating excuses other than to butt heads with China or Russia, etc.), why would they tell the truth?
Sooooo......... there is a new kickboxing taking control of canada
getting recommended this now is wild
As an American, I honestly hope this doesn't happen in real life
It probs wont
@@thecapitalg yah ik
As a Canadian, I also hope this doesn’t happen IRL
Unless you’re in the Fallout universe
Guess we'll have to wait and see in the year 2039.
After centuries, america finally achieved manifestdestiny
No mexico is not part of the usa
@@Mrtroop-bd3xu Part of it now is
@@ALuimes what you mean
@@Mrtroop-bd3xu The southwest was once part of Mexico.
@ oh I’m sorry I thought you meant like a part of modern Mexico that was not won over in a war
This has not aged well.
Wow, that got WAY more relevant WAY faster than I'd like.
Absolutely insane that I watched this only a few days ago and now its legit a possibility. As a canadian its kind of terrifying
@ I dont wanna
You all only have your self to blame for not giving us Tim Hortons. Now hand over your maple syrup and hockey stick and prepare to be assimilated.
@@mysticcmango😘😘😘 BUT WE WANNA
@@mysticcmango DO NOT RESIST DAMN IT 😠
MANIFEST DESTINY MAINE WILL FINALLY GET THE LANDS IT DESERVES
Here before it happens in real life.
If you think about it, the USA doesn't even need Canada by this point. There would practically be nothing to gain. Not to mention the fact that Canadians would be backed by NATO and that Canadians are war machines.
Besides, the US is allies with Canada. And it would be costly as heck to run all than new territory gained.
One united nation under our glorious president… Drake!
Nice reference
“Y’all, this term of mine that was won in the recent election was simply God’s plan.” he announces to the crowd at his first speech/“political concert” after renaming the country Drakanada and the province of NB “New Biebers” after his deputy prime minister.
"No longer will we tolerate our smug neighbors to the north!"
philip 2nd wants to know your location
May the OvO becomes Gods Plan
BRO HAD A VISION
"This change will bring a brighter future"
NATO is in shables and US is in joy
Republicans when they realize Canadian conservatives dislike maga and form their own party while Canadian liberals vote for dems: 😮
You are being rescued do not resist
Sir please! You’d be dragging us down with the dying old man that is the United States. The healthcare system is awful, your gun laws have lead to 327 people being shot per day, you know how fucked up that is? When you get your shit together and don’t call free healthcare “communism.” Then we might consider until then you and that fat, orange-good-for-nothing-can’t-even-wipe-his-own-ass-piece of shit you call a president can fuck off.
@@halothere6995 as a canadian id let the us annex easily. we have may resources that the US would put to good use and also we'd be safer if ww3 broke out
@@kolix3008I never said a union would be bad (with a different president.) but their country right now is in the shitter why should we join a country that cares more about killing people than saving their own? The answer is we shouldn’t. Under a less abrasive (not charged felon) the US and canada union could be possible but the thing is they aren’t inviting us they aren’t saying “hey you wanna join” their saying “we’re gonna tariff you into submission!”
@@halothere6995America made halo…..
Watching this in late 2024 hit differently
Because of trump?
I can see a lot of this happening if the U.S. did annex Canada except for the part about banning all French signage and forcing all French speakers to learn English. That’s the only unrealistic part imo
Unless this is fallout
And changing the province names.
Just you wait...
America doesn’t have good history on policy during military occupations. Why do you think Iraq went so bad? They would definitely find a way to piss off Quebec into starting a second insurgency, which might I add is more “left wing” than the rest of Canada.
The most unrealistic part is the situation that got us annexed. Although it’s possible, I find it much more likely that the sizeable portion of American right wingers who want to annex us right now gain control of the US government and do it.
Just wait until you find out what they did to the Native Americans
8:56 got me shivering as a quebecer
“Stop being Fren-“
“NOUS ALLONS VOUS TUER”
*Chanson De L’oignon intensifies*
@@Turtleboilol?
@@MRGUTSY-ts2mz
th-cam.com/video/Fr5g-oMwAjY/w-d-xo.htmlsi=fCcxHsUBAxn2Ek5I
grosss osti si ca arrive.... j'va rejoindre la resistance si yen a mais apart ca j'men va en france ou j'me bas contre les american
certain@@Ivechangedmyusertomanytimes
Immediately came back to this with what the orange man said. Not sure if he’ll carry through with this but one way or another great job y’all for voting the guy who wants this to become a reality in. And that’s one of his TAMER projects.
Trump said that as a joke and as someone who voted for Trump, he won't do this he said that as a joke
@@wijavierramos925presidents or future presidents shouldn’t make jokes about annexing countries, hope that helps!
@theeliblog4559 it's not forceful its peaceful. This would happen if your country is in so much trouble. By that point almost all Canadians would've probabaly immigrated to USA at that point.
Well. It might become a thing now if anyone heard the news on Dec 3, 2024…
Edit: It is really gonna happen but most likely not this well. This feels like a fever dream.
Is there anyone else here after the real threats of annexation?
You think Trump actually wants to annex Canada? lmfao he's clearly trolling.
Welp this aged well
Lmao I came to say the same thing
As a Quebecois-Australian who likes to visit Canada a lot, dang.
The 4th American war of Independence.
Quebec losing its French also sounds horrifying.
Hey, at least you get to be Vermont.
@@catinthebox5725who the fuck would like to be a part of Vermont?
@@ambassadorofbadtaste I mean, it's a pretty nice state.
It wouldn’t lose its French the US has no official language
@@stargazer-eliteY’all literally sent them to assimilating language camps at the end
anyone here after December 3, 2024?
Yes, sir, December 8th, 2024
😂
January actually
I don't know but I just found this video 🤣🤣
Must become trump’s focus in hoi 4 storyline, possible naming: “fire the governor”, “bestest deal”, “ the American Anschluss”
Hell of a time to find this video again
as a Canadian, this keeps me up at night more than any of your other videos
I dont think this would be an EAS alarm, but a joint conference between the President of the US, and the PM of Canada.
Also, at the start it says it will be an annexation, not an invasion, so keeping out americans wont do shit to stop this.
Dear Justin Trudeau, this will happen if you dont wake up and fix things
Just look at the fucking inflation in this one, 1$ USD = 830$ CAD, It was absolutely over for canada in this scenario
No he’s the one making the change he’d do that
xD
The US is more likely to self-destruct during another Comrade Orange term.
@@krisdaschwab912 How so? ''Comrade Orange'' By saying that it automatically means you are below the age of 13 and should have 0 say.
@@krisdaschwab912 Bro thinks he's the ultimate Trump hater
I watched this video when it came out, and I thought, “this is a cool scenario, but I doubt it would ever happen”, yet now it’s almost guaranteed to happen. Alert World is psychic
This aged well
Explain?
@SloughyImpala52 Trump talked about making Canada part of the USA
@@2020-blocky oh
@@2020-blockybut how will it be part of the states? It’s massive
As a Canadian I have ONE thing to say: darn…
Me too
It's funny that this is in my recommended now
Lol Québec becoming North Vermont is hilarious.
Imagine watching this as a Canadian in 2077
cant wait to hear this playing in june this year
What a great time to be recommended this
Thank you Sylvester Stallone
Canada if Trudeau wins another term:
Yeah, and if the next Canadian Prime Minister turns out to be a phony, this will definitely happen.
Based. Canada is American
Hardly, no way the whole parliament would agree on anything much less with Trudeau in the room
@@tim.a.k.mertensespecially with the NDP allowing the Liberals to dick them down in return for scraps.
wild time to get this recommended
This seems relevant right now
Can't believe you got Sylvester Stallone for this.
USA: *annexes Canada*
the world: THAT'S IT WE DECLARE WAR ON YOU
God: but would you lose?
USA: nah, I'd win
@@accurategamer7085 Nah