"Don't get a girl pregnant unless you're married, and you love her, and you wanna be with her. Because if you don't, you're gonna spell 'you' wrong, and she's gonna expose you." Well said, Tal. Well said.... I'm crying omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
(Take out the spelling you wrong part) and Tal is actually about 99% correct he forgot to add if you like or want to have kids with her/him, honestly I would love to have kids with my girlfriend some day but I’m definitely not prepared
"Don't make a girl pregnant until you are married to her or you really love her " well said Tal. I'm in love with your talk 😍 keep making wonderful videos because you are a wonderful person.
When I told my husband I was pregnant (about 12 years ago) he literaly jumped off the couch, hugged me tightly and yelling "I'm going to be dad" and started crying. It was one of the best days of my life
XXAVAGE ROGUE I saw this for the 2nd time. He's asking people to subscribe to him and you are like "you literally said it in the other comments". Lmao. 😂😂😂
I just pointing out the mistake so they don't continue to be wrong, if someone else makes the same mistake they could be corrected so they won't end up dumb or thinking it's something else, don't be an ass I'm just trying to help please tell me you would help other people in need of an answer I'm a lover not a fighter have a good rest of your day.
Me:for all those people who said god isn’t real Me:well if god isn’t real then how did my girlfriend get pregnant when we never had sex?😃 Me: *realizes*🙂🔪
"Don't get a girl pregnant unless you're married, and you love her, and you wanna be with her. Because if you don't, you're gonna spell 'you' wrong, and she's gonna expose you."
Well said, Tal. Well said....
I'm crying omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
S. Kusumadewi ikr like all u did was waste ur time in bed with her really.... if u don't love her
Lol😂😂😂
Lol
(Take out the spelling you wrong part) and Tal is actually about 99% correct he forgot to add if you like or want to have kids with her/him, honestly I would love to have kids with my girlfriend some day but I’m definitely not prepared
"Don't make a girl pregnant until you are married to her or you really love her " well said Tal. I'm in love with your talk 😍 keep making wonderful videos because you are a wonderful person.
"...Because you will spell you wrong and expose you..."
Tal CRUSHER!
Exposed!!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
U liiiikkkeee Taaaaalll! 🤣
Tal:says f***
Copied
I burst out laughing when Talfishman said that line "I am pregnant!!!" showed all of his teeth and a party blooper burst in front of him LMFAO😂😂😂😂
" *you know those girls that try to get rich guys pregnant* " Quote Of The Year -Tal Fishman
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😅
Gachatuber
Quote of the F*CKING century
HAHAAAAAA🤣🤣😂
:D
Girl:I am pregnant
Boy:YEAAAAAA
thats how i want it to be
That'd be amazing...
OPA GANGNAM STYLRDHJSNDKDIDJSBBSBSNSNS
I like your profile picture
" You know those girls who try to get rich guys pregnet?"
Tal, do we need to have the, " The Talk" again?
the the
Lmao
@@kayyuh5916
tHE THE TALK
@@dawwnosaur :p
P R E G N A N T.
She: I think I’m pregnant.
Him: Hi pregnant, I’m dad
She: No your not
Hi im dad
Do you mean her?????
*you're
Im totally like the younger sibling of the first message lmao😂😂😂
Emma lies
Emma you r lying
Lol lil "bro"
💆💆💆 i act like that lol i dunno what you guys don't understand
Just ignore them I reported them all
At 3:38 my cat opened her mouth so it looked like she was screaming gosh I got at the right time😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
“That try to get rich guys pregnant”
BRUH IM -IM--DEAD
"I don't even know what females are."
Tal Fishman 2018
This is so funny😂
Briana Hawkins i will sub to you if you sub to my youtube channel plz elian Elir
+elian Elir I will have a nice day you're beautiful
Thirsty guys 🔝
Tal: I’m pregnant!
Mother: uuumm Tal, we need to talk
Imagine 😂😂😂
"They're trying to get rich guys pregnant."
-Tal Fishman 2018
Did anyone notice he was wearing a different shirt at the end then the beginning
It was a different day when he was advertising the brand that sponsered the video.
Tal: don't you love your siblings?
Me: *absolutely the Frick not*
so damn true😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just tell your mom,I think it's the best decision 😐😐
Pringles
Fergus Rock lol
Telling your parents that especially as a teen is the worst thing you can do
@@noahhall5623 Then what's your opinion on this...abortion, running away from home or suicide, what seems better to you?
@@halfbloodprince2610 Well what if you had it at a young age then they wouldn’t be happy about it
Did you guys notice he wore three shirts in this video?
No
@@annita-jonny1754 hi
😐😐😐😐
Yes I saw!!!!!!
Wait he did?
When I told my husband I was pregnant (about 12 years ago) he literaly jumped off the couch, hugged me tightly and yelling "I'm going to be dad" and started crying. It was one of the best days of my life
I was born when my mother was 19... Lol... Help mehh
my mum had me when she was 16 and I’m only 10 years younger!
TheAnime Gang i feel you bro
TheAnime Gang same my mum was 18 turning 19 when she had me so I have the youngest parents in my grade
If your 18 or higher your a adult!!
My mother was 19 with me as well
Oh my god wow Tal just wow I love the part where the 16 year old girl gets pregnant and says that ur 14 years older than me just wow
One word: AWKWARD!
Did anyone notice he spelled funniest as “funiest”
I was triggered
I did
Mikeala Amanfo yeah i was waiting for someone to comment that
Mikeala Amanfo me
I was paused the video for a second, and scrolled down the comment section trying to find another person 😂😂
Pretty sure this video was reposted because it said "pregnany"
XD_ME_XD _ marshmallow dude I love friends
Yeah, I think so.. o_o
“The gold diggers that get rich guys pregnant” 😂😂
I watched this yesterday lol
Brakergotbarz Its cause he uploaded it yesterday so I watched it then he deleted it
Brakergotbarz He spelled it "Pregnany" I think he was so embarrassed he deleted it
good logic random girl
Random girl i
Random Girl aar
“You know those gold diggers that try to get rich guys pregnant bruh😂
“you know those gold diggers trying to get rich guys pregnant” I was dying there
😂😂😂
Thanks for your advice for never going to a club to get pregnant
There’s something magical these days name a “condom”
Or barbeque sauce packets
“Trying to get a rich guy pregnant” -RIP Tal Fishman’s hate
Wasn’t this posted before but it was unavailable?
NarwhalDraws :D for me it was... Was it for you?
Nope
Yeah
YES i knew I wasn't crazy😂😂
yh i had the same issue, annyway now its BACK!!
This funny af
“that tried to make rich guys pregnant” quote of the Century XD
"U know those gold diggers who r tryna get rich guys pregnant"
Me: We're talking about humans not seahorses Tal
Love this channel wish mine could get as big one day
Hi
Do you really think people will search up zap clan clips
You have 666 subscribers
Cuz I would search it up it sounds cool
ZAP CLAN CLIPS hey um u know u have 666 followers?
When he was about to say the F bomb my phone buzzed with a notification HAHAHAHA
his hairline... my ocd is showing up
Anne why did you have to mention that?
WHYYYYYYY
Now it’s bothering me.
Anne omgsammmee
OMG I AM TRIGGERED
/-_-\ why.
Why did I not know the title said "Texts" until 0:12
I thought it said Tests. OMG
"Why is dad salty?"
~ Tal
I may get those strawberries and eat them in my room crying about how single I am😂😂
i was actually suppose to be born on valentines day
Me, Myself, And Peanut I was supposed to be a boy lol
Psychotic Tater Tot OMG SAME
FearMyClipz your really going to fight her over the internet what are you going to do caps-lock her to death😂
Sylveon Star13 What do you mean? How can you see I’m retarded by two words without any additional information on me?
FearMyClipz lol how am I retarded?
I love this XD
Everytime he said "I'm pregnant!" I died from the confetti effects.
3:37
I can't believe Frisk had a child at the age of 14!!!
I want those strawberries but i don't have a credit card
❤ your vids
melscrib me too
You make it so akward😂😂😂
Not only did she cheat on her husband, it was with his brother. That is a whole new level of betrayal
MORE PEOPLE SHOULD DO PROMOS LIKE THIS
Omg I’m actually early
Also I love u tal
Kya Williams i will sub to you if you sub to me elian Elir
elian Elir i already saw you on another comment asking them to sub to you
elian Elir stop scamming
XXAVAGE ROGUE I saw this for the 2nd time. He's asking people to subscribe to him and you are like "you literally said it in the other comments". Lmao. 😂😂😂
what??????????????????????????????????? are you on drugs you cant be late to see the giraffe
I am the 666th commenter. Should I be worried?!!!
Tony Rivera
Yes XD
VERY WORRIED
No hmm DONT LOOK BEHIND YOU
Tony Rivera Satan doesn't exist you dumbass!
Tony Rivera yup...
2.13
Need an Ark?
I Noah guy!!😏😏😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Not funny 😔
4:24
A "Curb your enthusiasm" moment
I love tal's text videos ❤️❤️😂
you're great at commercials lol
not
Hi I Love ❤️ your Channel🐱
hello random person in the comments
Levi.L Alexander hai
Levi.L Alexander Oh hai there
Good day sir
Hi
*-hello-** **-stranger-*
I like how he makes the Valentine's advertisment and Im over here like ''Tal..Im lonely that day." Smh. Lmao
gail:im pregnant bae
zach:umm ok
gail: happy april fools
zach:its september😑😑😑😑
Pause at 4:04. He looks so serious
True :D
I already watched this vid last night
JaidenPlazeOverwatch Same
You know he never puts the links in the description *-__-*
So true!!! I always look, but they’re never there... 😶😶😶
Aren't they in the information category in the upper right hand corner with an arrow?
Screw u we all make mistakes
I just pointing out the mistake so they don't continue to be wrong, if someone else makes the same mistake they could be corrected so they won't end up dumb or thinking it's something else, don't be an ass I'm just trying to help please tell me you would help other people in need of an answer I'm a lover not a fighter have a good rest of your day.
°-•
2:50 that little confetti thing made me laugh idk why tho
Tal's a real man. Buying a Valentines day gift for himself.
Spelled "funniest" wrong😂
why did this get beleeted
Damn I'm just gonna buy that for myself on valentines cuz I hve nu valentine #$adLyfe but eh my wallet aint gonna go Empty xD
People in the room: "What is Tal DOING?"
I literally watch u 24/7
Me:for all those people who said god isn’t real
Me:well if god isn’t real then how did my girlfriend get pregnant when we never had sex?😃
Me: *realizes*🙂🔪
Awesome
Trickshot Panda idk lol
I'm going to be alone :(
Me
“Those gold diggers”
Me: ??
“That’s trying to get those rich guys pregnant”
Me: *chokes*
OMG, congrats on the pregnancy Tal!!!!
Helloooooo I am da potato salad and I am also breadsticks 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
SQUISHES FOR LIFE sorry
damn
This video title should be:
If it was never screenshotted you would NEVER believe it...
Part #2000
i love your vids you always end up making us laugh when were down or have nothing to do thank you
This is my favorite episode🤣😂🤣😂
This got took down last night.
Tuff Love why lol?
XoLiz12 _ He accidentally uploaded this video at night time
Tuff Love what???
Tuff Love no it didnt, I'm watching this in the afternoon
-it did?-
0:13 pause it. Is it just me or the spelling of the funniest is...
Wow 1 dislike away from 60 dislikes.... DONT FUGGIN PRESS THAT DAMN BUTTON TIMMY!!
"Don't we just love little siblings😂"
Me:I'm that sibling😅😭😢
"Babe i think I am pregnant" wait what am I doing?? I laughed at that for 15 minutes
late......😂😂😂
I cant believe im in the first 50 views
I was the 5th view but the first comment
2
0
1
9
Anyone??
Me: MOM YOU HAD ME YOUNG
Her: I Had you when i was forty
ME: WAIT WILL YOU BE ALIVE WHEN I HAVE KIDS?
2:53 I don’t know why but I spat out my drink and couldn’t stop laughing
*notice how he spelled ‘funniest’ wrong in the intro*
Here
Lol
I wanna buy those strawberries just from how Tal described it.
I don't even like strawberries, Tal just described them so well
Tal:please double check how you texting
Me:your supporting cheating
Nuhhhh
Multiply ⴽⴱⴿ o
A guy got 12 girls pregnant by ejecting the stuff into a public pool
Christina Cremers what was the stuff?😂👌 and was all the girls swimming naked or something????
That's not how it works.
I’m not sure if this is true but it is possible to get pregnant that way
Christina Cremers "the stuff"😂😂😂
Omg queen shane dawson you probably shouldn't know
he spelled funniest wrong
디아즈애슐리 RM!!
디아즈애슐리 RM!!
Mom texting: how’s my pregnant little daughter!
Daughter: mom how did you know?
I laughed so hard my brother looked at me and said: ARE YOU OKAY!?!?
I lost it when he spoke in a guys voice "Hey babe, i think im pregnant"😂😂😂