Funniest Texts On The Internet

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In this Reaction Time Episode I reacted to some of the funniest compilation of hilarious text messages. Some of these were sent between Mom and Dad as well as Teachers and Students. Other texts were just plain stupid. Well we always tend to laugh at stupid stuff, so hopefully these made you laugh because it surely made me laugh!
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[@ayla673]

" give me the goddamn pasta sugar!"
~Tal Fishman

[@ronweasley1685]

2:37

[@123ABC2002]

Ayla Breeden just wen he said that i read this comment

[@marinthepuppylover1140]

Ayla Breeden
holy moly i just frickin crshed my car

[@ayla673]

Marin the zerbra lol

[@shan92114]

Ayla Breeden o

[@shakeemajohnson6920]

1:56 *awwww the baby goat is so cute*

[@palomagarcia3880]

Ikr ☺️☺️☺️😊😊😊😊😍😍😍😇😇😇😇🤣☺️☺️☺️☺️🤣😜😋

[@mistwrath5957]

Shakeema Johnson ikr 😁

[@mistwrath5957]

Shakeema Johnson ikr 😁

[@wolfstar2882]

This is Billy

[@kateleyz7920]

Teacher: I know you guys cheated on the test
Students: HOW DID YOU KNOW
Teacher: because student1 wrote "I don't know" on the answer and student2 wrote "Me neither"
Students:😐

[@lucythornton9849]

God something I would do if I cheated on tests! I don’t btw

[@ezalineviola7202]

Kate Kat ...
Oh ok. . .
I would do this. . .

[@jeffthesavage1446]

Kate Kat hahahahahahahahahaha

[@galaxystar6954]

Kate Kat lnao

[@dread_nautz4122]

I got a better one

[@strawberryjas]

"Gimme the goddam pasta suga" 2:38
~Tal 😂😂😂

[@tobi7532]

Suga???
Suga??????
SUGA?
MIN YOONGI??.
Oh it’s just sugar...

[@booorredddd]

Did I hear *SUGA*
YOU MEAN FIRE SPITTING ANGEL
OH its just sugar
:(((

[@ye9870]

@@booorredddd ee

[@ye9870]

@@booorredddd ww

[@ye9870]

@@booorredddd eeww

[@animequeenfischer6425]

famous quote: 'when my neighbors leave their house sometimes I like to roll around in their garden and pretend I'm a carrot'

[@sleepforforever1996]

aniMeQueen Fischer p

[@emilgyggggygggrr]

aniMeQueen Fischer hah

[@flowersrockthenight]

aniMeQueen Fischer did someone actually say that? (and if so, I need to know who lol)

[@animequeenfischer6425]

Flameheart from Thunderclan that my friend is for you to find out

[@NotSoProishNoob]

Is it... you?

[@cocklover7257]

he had too much fun editing

[@Itsthegirlyouloveyall]

HehexD / / Waseh meh

[@aryan7767]

HehexD / / Waseh and you have too much fun copying comments

[@samsharpie4858]

This is Billy 🐐 don't let him be Lost in the Comments

[@joyce4423]

He got lost

[@sacred_vivere7079]

poor billy got lost

[@trafficjam6237]

Aww poor billy

[@cross4386]

Stop Billy neglect

[@johndoescorp4680]

I found him

[@lillith5068]

Did you make this at McDonald's?
Cause I'm loving it.

[@crypticplays870]

Awkwxrd Msp why?!?!?? Lol

[@mikkixl0750]

Awkwxrd Msp 😉

[@esra4404]

Awkwxrd Msp AYYYYYYYYYYY

[@ayuray8886]

Ronald (Mcdonald)

[@daniellet.9999]

Awkwxrd Msp oh dear

[@julieg2603]

tal: "I'm a kid friendly person! 😊"
also tal every other second: *FUCC*

[@rebekahwolkiewicz449]

That applesauce picture is so easily explainable, doe! If someone I know is grocery shopping and doesn’t know what kind of product I like, I’ll send them a pic to help them identify exactly what I want in the shelves.

[@3rdisweird403]

Rebekah Wolkiewic

[@emilyyarriaga]

Err... uh sure

[@theyeetedfetus4780]

That’s what i said!

[@etaniarai526]

Rebekah Wolkiewicz but the background was white

[@ksisuperfan7613]

It’s spelled “doy” though, unless your talking to a girl deer.

[@cigdemvolkan8875]

This guy has to much fun editing XD

[@belindaparkinson1170]

cigdem volkan Yes, yes he does XD

[@alyssa.molina]

cigdem volkan lmao 😂

[@aaliyahtheunicorn7639]

*too

[@bavarianmapper4566]

cigdem volkan you have too much fun spelling wrong

[@shamdan79]

cigdem volkan ᴸᴼᴸ

[@angelabuenrostro238]

My favorite one is Billy the goat💖🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

[@alaynahulings7017]

Me to

[@bigf1024]

Ur goater

[@jamese4688]

Me to

[@theghastteartgt612]

3:27 When that noise played my dog ran around my house looking for a dog toy😂

[@dariaflood981]

TheGhastTear // TGT I

[@liberdeepropst9064]

BRO I was trying SO hard to not laugh during this whole video and that last one got me 😂 LMAO

[@devildauntless179]

Liberdee Propst pls subscribe meet

[@filmsbylina]

SCHMITTY HAS A NEW VIDEO FOR TAL. LIKE TO INFORM HIM!!!!

[@avawilliams9616]

Lina what's the video called

[@selinawildflower4964]

Lina
Which vid?

[@Badass-bq1lx]

LinaEditing yeah but shmitty is dum

[@Badass-bq1lx]

she thinks the world is flat

[@angelinemaglasang9075]

do any of you like shmitty bc i don't

[@maddidaddy2230]

When you're so dumb basically nothing can make you dumber.
Me: I can relate so much :D

[@atlasyt8045]

99% people would skip what is says at around 0: 27 and then there's that 1% who tries to pause the vid perfectly so they can read it

[@laurarauscher5232]

The_ Albanian_ Potato me😂

[@johnconrad6155]

II_Shushi._. Studioz_ll I paused it at the right time

[@MohamedHassan-hv9bu]

It says when you're dumb that literally nothing can make you dumber

[@alitaamaryan1949]

II_Shushi._. Studioz_ll so true but I’m one of the people that’s skips it oh well

[@angeljordan4840]

Ysabella Meadows I knew that too I had to go to the bathroom and paused at the right time lol😅

[@mikasaackerman3419]

I have a question
If Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump where in a car accident who would survive?.....
America 😂😂😂😂
I saw this somewhere and it made me laugh so hard

[@Gorminofficialandclandestine]

lol

[@thatswhereyourewrongkiddo8181]

lol

[@Bruh-nj5nu]

lol

[@bighoss25]

LynxAttack This is how to ruin a joke.

[@antoinette9891]

i don't get it lol😂😂😂😂

[@jaycee_does_cosplays8420]

when tal learns how to edit

[@fae8779]

lol

[@sueceleste5124]

When Tal has too much fun editing.
😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ghostphobic]

insanely JayCee Tal has an overdose with editing 😂😂

[@antoniobharath8689]

insanely JayCee

[@sethg299]

insanely JayCee
O

[@jessicajarvis581]

Let me tell you a joke:
*Tal not having any edits in his vids*

[@miller5852]

Ur face.

[@aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

Ella Miller 😂😂😂

[@aliyahn8556]

😂🤣

[@davidwheeler8055]

My life llllllllllllllooooooooollllllllllllll

[@ayuray8886]

negative

[@emahyseni1305]

DUDE I LAUGHED SOO HARD YOUR SICK DUDE AT THE SAME TIME MY FAVOURITE EEE EEE TH-camR dude you're awesome😂😂😂😂😂🙂😊🙂😊🙂😊😇🤗

[@kiy_tb]

Ema Hyseni hahahah ikr that’s so funny bro Like at the end of the day that’s hilarious brooo

[@barnardj87]

Your dog (or just random internet dog) is sooooooo cute

[@turg9115]

Ema Hyseni
*you're

[@mcannata1]

Ema Hyseni urm I’m sorry but u said dude 3 times and it got kinda weird no offence tho

[@qgariakillz8590]

Ema Hyseni bro I know right

[@cassidyodonnell6591]

Who else tries to pause the screen when Tal does a second of captions

[@lynne4231]

Cassidy ODonnell everyone does

[@colinmccaughey2285]

Chloe Loves Aphmau I dont

[@santinali4227]

Cassidy ODonnell i do i got sum screen shots 😂

[@zendore6174]

Cassidy ODonnell i do

[@bgcvlogs7522]

Me

[@itzsamsam4265]

This video was posted 37 seconds ago and already more than 1k views and 201 views wow!😂

[@itzsamsam4265]

Comments* sry!😐ill just go away!

[@Cepty]

ITZ SAMSAM!!! I subbed!

[@itzsamsam4265]

Quizney To me or Tal? If me Tysm i will too if tal thx still!😂

[@Cepty]

ITZ SAMSAM!!! I Subbed To You!

[@tricia3722]

ITZ SAMSAM!!! I sub to your channel can u sub mine?

[@strawberryjas]

Tal what in the world possessed you to do that😂😂😂😂😂 5:32

[@Bruhmoments0225]

Lol

[@silbihafranklin2451]

who actually stopped at 0:26 to see what it said??

[@vedaa2471]

silbiha Franklin I didn't even notice that it was written there until u told me😂😂

[@ImAbjee]

silbiha Franklin when you're so dumb that literally nothing can make you dumber

[@roseangeliefigueroa3023]

silbiha Franklin meeeee

[@andr3v684]

me

[@jaredwalker4804]

silbiha Franklin "when you're so dumb that literally nothing can make you dinner"
That's what it said.

[@kaylalovesundertale952]

Are you a bank?
Yes 😏...
Then leave me a loan
OHHHHHHHHHHH ROOASSTEDDD 👌🏻👌🏻💰💎🔥🔥🔥

[@devildauntless179]

Kayla Loves Undertale pls subscribe me

[@ear_useful]

Son ,you can tune a piano but you can’t tune a fish.

[@petra9351]

Kayla Loves Undertale learn to spell

[@andrewersin1717]

I will not leave you a loan

[@mintie295]

But I didn’t say yes

[@hayhay1217]

Dont press read more.........
You little savage!

[@palomagarcia3880]

Elizabeth Noble 😏

[@migueljay6119]

Everyone who liked this probably pressed it

[@Harthi1]

I AM A SAVAGE

[@maltainu3621]

I know😎

[@mellowthe1st684]

Elizabeth Noble I am a savage

[@annieallen8198]

A random conversation with Me and Siri!
Me: Talk dirty to me
Siri: The carpet needs vacuuming.

[@nitingupta767]

I tried the same thing and the google assistant replied grime, grit and stains on walls😂😂
I tried this after reading ur comment

[@dylansmith6075]

Funny how the human brain doesn't see the the second "the"

[@shineyfish]

Dylan Smith what

[@alexthanasai9757]

saw it

[@lalalalalala2422]

Dylan Smith I didn't see the second the😂

[@TechTchno]

Dylan Smith There's someone I know on FB with the same name, and that person harassed me because of the Fanfictions I write. I'm glad you're not that Dylan omg

[@reactionsuomi6023]

Dylan Smith you tricked me with that a little time

[@Dylanngarrido]

Did he still not notice he got hacked

[@maggiemxn]

DylanGarrido ikr

[@jadaalinee6381]

DylanGarrido on what?

[@Dylanngarrido]

issy j Look at some of his videos titles

[@ferniebobo141]

issy j they say #mime
Http/727.&9

[@Andrea-fz3pm]

DylanGarrido he noticed it for sure, he changed back the name of some video

[@kathleenhendricks9503]

The baby chain one had me dead😂😂😂

[@unusue5982]

'This is Billy.' 😂 'Baby chain.' 😂😂😂😂😂

[@beanboiz1375]

Just waiting for the video to get hacked...

[@meia2076]

Dorido Bros I'm so lost. Is he not hacked now??

[@beanboiz1375]

Officially Me! Check the videos they have weird titles...

[@sgaming8450]

Dorido Bros me too just sitting to see if the vid got hacked

[@beanboiz1375]

WolfieRaps xD

[@beanboiz1375]

Kippz yea 😂

[@nogous9801]

By ordering at McDonald's you are ordering from a trashcan

[@ninavivienne9407]

you are amazing

[@fish1172]

PLEASE U WANT ANOTHER SHMITTY VIDEO AND THERE'S A VIDEO SAYING TAL TAKE ME BACK!

[@fish1172]

I

[@_pnika]

Alvina Tariq OMG REALLY????? BRING BACK SCHMITTY SERIES!!!!!!!

[@fish1172]

super snivy fan check her channel

[@danarmyplayz8448]

Alvina Tariq u saw that to

[@vermillion6805]

Remember when tha t happened?

[@jungkooklover8759]

He flipped the golf cart? Wow *claps*

[@hanafathima.v.v7104]

Armyy!!?

[@naziramackey8375]

do other people check the comments asking why can't I get that much likes 😂😂

[@unknown-im2bh]

Nazira Mackey you where expecting 1000 likes weren’t you

[@senyorchilling]

Grandpa:Wanna hear a joke?
Me:Yeah
Grandpa:Your Life
Me:😵
and My family goes oooooooo

[@mazlumkaya5428]

Just game In roasted

[@break_the_galaxy]

Just game In Buuurrrnnnnnn..............

[@parsatayebi7652]

Just game In This kid in my class says that than when you say O.K. (We don't learn from mistakes) He takes a pic of you and shows you. Then he says "It might be really ugly, but it's stupid too." The boy is me.😈

[@zzzoouuu]

Parsa Tayebi you arent cool

[@senyorchilling]

Parsa Tayebi O.K

[@shhdjdshhshz8600]

whos else is not wearing sock?

[@hamood9075]

Dolls And Me lol

[@AliceCat622]

Dolls And Me meh

[@brisiahidalgo2152]

me

[@c4ndy345]

Dolls And Me me

[@sukasuru]

Dolls And Me and me and me and MEEEEE

[@jimjimjimin3336]

Billy is the cutest 🐐

[@jimjimjimin3336]

Yo

[@kaiayzawa5689]

@@jimjimjimin3336 Yo

[@p-h-a-n-t-o-m]

I DIED AT AT THE BABY CHAIN ONE OMG I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP

[@fresh_king0811]

Raindrop
Drop top
Spongebob still waiting at the bus stop.

[@hannahraex.]

Mona Ahmed poor spongebob,hopefully he's listening to raindrop while waiting for the bus

[@georgegreen3622]

Mona Ahmed j

[@Jess-cb1qp]

I can't even deal with this anymore.... McDonalds you dirty thang 😂

[@leyacordero6370]

Spaghetti haired snake!!!! Yay!!!🐍

[@coolcool7325]

Me: **misses goal**
Enemy: FAIL!!!!!
Me: hey, no one ask you for your life story.

[@ivyvillalobos8688]

Damnn thanks

[@arkani7904]

Who is watching this while "Ourmine" stopped hacking them?

[@sillytosociety]

ShadowShark25 yep

[@thesilly382]

ShadowShark25 yep, finally

[@pdmn2641]

Me

[@pandacow1930]

What is Ourmine

[@potatoqueen2047]

Thank god the -our-mine- security test is over.

[@adityanayal117]

-is it?-

[@jaydencalado9830]

*are* _you_ -sure- ?

[@kiwinglo6737]

-Really-

[@alaahammoudi8007]

ItsMistic - Gaming -just want to see if it works-

[@alaahammoudi8007]

-it -*-works-*

[@lulooper]

*B A B Y C H A I N*

[@nowun2u148]

5:00
im sorry but my teacher always said if we didnt turn in our work she would beat us with a wet noodle? like the hell is that supposed to mean?!

[@taylorh1872]

Maybe she meant one of those pool noodles?

[@laylaleaflet7257]

it wasnt jimmy who flip the golf car , it was alan remember

[@tylerk3423]

Layla Leaflet it was anal

[@islaidelgadillo2938]

GOD DAMNIT ALAN

[@brittanyschobel5030]

Alan Rickman? XD

[@yttrium7646]

God dammit, Alan.

[@alyssarachinskas6650]

GODDAMNIT JIMMY

[@wolfstar2882]

JIMMY

[@edithpierre7285]

Alyssa Rach h

[@TrenchCoatZ]

I love the causal vibrater lol

[@naomiabraham8011]

It's my birthday today and nothing bad has happened yet....I'm telling the truth and I'm not looking for likes I just want to get that out there..😆😆😆

[@hannahlemay655]

MSP MOVIEPURPLE 12345 Happy Birthday

[@chaid9350]

MSP MOVIEPURPLE 12345 Happy Birthday 😀

[@Sizzyg1217]

MSP MOVIEPURPLE 12345 hey I make msp videos as well pls sub to me 🤗

[@princesssarifa1133]

MSP MOVIEPURPLE 12345 belated happy birthday 🎁🎂🎂🎁🎂💜😉😆😊😜

[@anordinaryhero4549]

MSP MOVIEPURPLE 12345 happy bday
Ik this is late bye

[@KirstenVL]

The goat was cute

[@kiana.p4901]

Kirsten VL00927 billy😁

[@blxckmxood6421]

Ikr LOL

[@HarmoniezMelodiez]

4:38 Tal
Like if you get this.....😂🙋🏽
Edit: THANKS for the likes 💕

[@raynecameron3527]

No stop!

[@camperellaillustz1995]

FUNNY VIDEOS hhahh

[@ChloeE623]

Why can I relate to that person so much? I am a tall goblin

[@makaylametcalfe1684]

Sarah DIY I

[@mayonnaise4974]

Tal has too much fun editing 😂

[@tanvipothuri792]

Hi , I know this will be lost but hi anyway

[@supieischeez3072]

tanvi pothuri hi

[@nosoupforu]

Hello

[@phuongh1069]

😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😤😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮💩

[@phuongh1069]

Find the differences

[@manlikeilyas]

Phuong Huynh why? U can see it it just lights

[@antoinette9891]

''When ur so dumb that literally nothing can make you dumber'' who else saw that at the start of the vid lol.

[@roseeegold269]

I lost it when he said "give me the god damn pasta sugar!!!" and the text after that

[@princessbigbootydemonslaye9415]

he has way to much fun editing his vides

[@bblundy01]

*”Gimmie the god damn pasta sugar!”*
-Gramps 2017

[@matthewmeyer8087]

wait so is that a freaking sex toy he has lol

[@nineix9438]

matthew meyer that's what i was thinking

[@ktg5241]

where?

[@hhh-bi7ri]

Kevin Belle at 2:17

[@AnythingAlyssa]

No, it's actually a back massage tool but you can use it to message anywhere on your body if you wanted to.

[@matthewmeyer8087]

like for real tho like someone please find out

[@aishablfgeh1408]

3:03 babyyyyyyy chain 🤣🤣

[@gloriakim1767]

Aisha Blfgeh m

[@lailailailai8286]

He smacked his pec with the squeaky toy sound. I was dying😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😍😍😍😍😍😍😍love Tal

[@monajdi4963]

Dude Tal your account is hacked please look at your other videos

[@kierangrinyer5683]

Mo Najdi that's with every older vid

[@peythefirst17]

Mo Najdi his account is still hacked look at his replies

[@fireghost1272]

Prinny Pëy
Those have nothing to do with OurMine, they're scamming bots

[@shreya3375]

Mo Najdi Yeah he should. Tal please!

[@finalcountdown4405]

Mo Najdi he knows he said it in his q and a vid he is letting them

[@syn1456]

Rain drop 💧
Drop top 💧⬆️
The spam of the comments have to stop stop 🖐🏾🖐🏾🖐🏾🖐🏾🖐🏾❤️

[@shineyfish]

Pika14 23 *internally cries*
*no one knows why I'm crying*
rain drop
drop top
I did exactly as you said pop

[@eternal7698]

Rain drop
Drop top
stressin' over school like non-stop

[@angelliriano5167]

xXThatGuurlMSPXx
seven
crappy
hours
of
our
lives
school

[@thelegendaryegg7831]

angel Liriano
*nine*

[@Neo-fm1dn]

Pika14 23 u see this too much

[@mimicolman-deveney9184]

2:37 anyone else pronounce it par-ma- *zan* ?
Just me? Thought so😂😂

[@maztec6002]

I love how he edits

[@angelaqm9645]

*Who stays till the end to see if there's more?*

[@mariana8101]

Angela Qm *me lol*

[@haljas_]

Angela Qm *-shut up-*

[@uwu-sm1xl]

Normaalne InimeneG y don't u

[@johnox2226]

Normaalne InimeneG You shut up, scrub. Just because you aren't a loyal and dedicated subscriber like Angela.

[@febiolak2263]

Hey Tal
I am your new subscriber, I am from Indonesia
And i love all of your videos , I think it's funny
I like your haircut, I like background of your video, I like how you talk in front of camera, I think it's cute
I like you and your sibling
Both of you very cute, honestly, you are look like twins
I have sister and people who don't know us think we are twins
I'm sorry if my grammar not good but i hope you are understand what i want to say to you

[@sabirinaamalia4823]

Febiola K same...and I'm also Indonesian...😊

[@thedestroyerbest2x286]

Febiola K if your new how did u watch all his videosvin a couple of days

[@moarin827]

the destroyer best 2 x shut up 8 year old

[@febiolak2263]

the destroyer best 2 x
Are you kidding?
Tal's Videos only has a duration of 5 minutes and if you check out all the videos, the longest video only 17 minutes
I'm a new subcriber but I do Not literally Subscribe his channel Yesterday

[@zameize]

I am indonesian too. he is very funny.

[@zahrahamza955]

I didn't realise this was a sea
Because all everybody is doing is fishing for likes 😂😂😂

[@squashiemoto]

OHHHHHHHHHHHH 😂😂

[@raynadawn3839]

That wasnt even funny

[@richardjoy908]

zahra xox

[@parsatayebi7652]

zahra xox Like the Tal and Short Fishmen?

[@str0me]

badum chhhhhhhhh

[@SolBlade4035]

Your channel is the funniest channel I have ever seen!!!! Keep up the funny text message vidoes

[@mayramederos3537]

who else is watching this late at night and trying to hold their laugh.

[@aangeeshah3880]

it's my 11th birthday. 11 likes?

[@charliedickoff662]

Aangee Shah I guess your only 5

[@una5984]

Aangee Shah 21 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@becca4839]

Aangee Shah
Happy 21st b-day cause u got 21 likes

[@m-t5544]

We now your 35...

[@godlycreeper9995]

You're old, so you get 40 likes!
Woah you are 131 now?!?! YOU ARE SO OLDDDDDDD!!!!!

[@DelusiveMind]

*A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."*
hope I made your day better, also I have great content for you on my channel, enjoy

[@balthazar8588]

hahahah

[@avapearce5325]

Delusive Mind lol hahaha

[@shreya3375]

Delusive Mind hehehehe

[@itssarina7893]

HE EVERYTHING

[@jiminflavoredjams8076]

Delusive Mind DON'T-

[@x._yeoubi_.x]

"so put some moose in it."
Me: "MOOSE IS MY LITTLE INNOCENT SAMMY"

[@SimplyArts-je5fi]

I bet that he loves editing xD

[@CircusK]

I once got this wierd text and it went something like this
UNKNOWN: hello jazz baby ;)
ME: Who is this????
UNKNOWN: Oops sorry wrong number thought you were some one else
ME: Okay then. Bye
It was the weirdest text I’ve ever received

[@shonakaipaye3001]

Circus Baby omg

[@alitaamaryan1949]

Circus Baby is this true I don’t think so

[@hutchkinweirdo7933]

0_o

[@nafreal]

Hey gurllllll, is that body from McDonald's??
Cuz im lovin' it

[@singinglittledemonangel9746]

I was eating a beefstick and “baby chain” literally almost killed me🤣😵😇🤣🤣🤣

[@me-gg2rb]

Just trying to buy food at toys r us

[@tierastill137]

These texts are funny asf!

[@asmr_amigosi1409]

Did anyone notice that the guys name who sent the moose pic was called Papabear 👨🏼

[@Meltz.1b]

3:50 “then leave me a loan” LMAOA

[@dominikmunster3461]

hey im from germany and i love your videos they are so funny

[@alexsong7926]

Who else here watched this like a thousand times
2019 anyone?

[@mintcerealsandmashedpotato3326]

Today's my 13 birthayyyy its gonna be so much fun!😄🌞🌸🎈🎊

[@shineyfish]

Candy Girl Happy Birthday!

[@juanarroyoac]

Candy Girl happy birthday hope you have a great time!

[@andr3v684]

Candy Girl hope you have a good time! 😁

[@glamilizalvarado1801]

Candy Girl happy birthday ☺🎂🎉🎊

[@rinb4599]

Happy birthday! And congrats for officially becoming a teenager! 🎂🎈🎁

[@ridgetaylor205]

The apple sauce killed me.

[@elii128]

hey i love your vids this one is so funny I love you

[@phuongh1069]

you so young

[@shayminpokemoncard582]

When you're so dumb that literally nothing can make you dumber 0:27

[@hollie1161]

DO NOT CLICK READ MORE!!!!!
You are an absolute savage!! Love it!

[@katelin2562]

Omg Haha he said cheese sandwich instead of grilled cheese! Haha I'm dying 😂😂😂

[@Angie-od8dt]

I wish I was as successful as him 😊💕

[@AngieDiaz101]

😊💕💕💕💕

[@Angie-od8dt]

Sure ok 👌🏼

[@AngieDiaz101]

😜😜😆😆😋😋

[@Cepty]

AngieDiaz101 I subbed!

[@Angie-od8dt]

Thank you 💕💕💕

[@andiyeet]

00:03 That's the McDonald's Cannon !!!!!!

[@HarveyPYouTubeChannel]

Am I the only one who has never seen that bin before??

[@Andrea-fz3pm]

H 3 P same

[@Carlos-jk6of]

lol it was night time and i thougt that my headphones were plugged in and i had MAX VOLUME and i clicked on this video.... im grounded for 1 week 😂

[@jonm8004]

what was that vibration thing... I'm weirded out now...

[@TiarasTeaaa]

I guess he figured out that the last video was hacked...

[@evie5327]

I swear i just watched this?

[@alinkbetweenpizza8218]

Evie Lewis yeah he reposted it

[@noornajdi2358]

Evie Lewis no I think he got hacked

[@Melody05]

he took the vid down and reuploaded it for some reason

[@theg.o.dchristgreeklord42]

+Melody 05 he was hacked

[@JessicaMiller-kx1wi]

I can imagine at 0:47 someone throwing an unfinished diet coke cup at him 😂😂😂😂