Video: "you're too gorgeous to be single" "you're too ugly to be flirting with me" Me: starts ohhhhing and laughing then starts choking on Ramen noodles 😂😂😂😂😂
the naked juice part is so relatable everyone always says "let's get naked at cosco" and one time the teacher looked at my friend zack like he was a homeless psychopath
i have a good comeback :) Someone tells you that you are wearing something ugly you: At least i can take this off, you're stuck with that face. Everyone else: OOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Today me and my friend were talking about Baywatch in the supermarket and a little girl said to us "I will murder you and it will look like a bloody mistake. " Then she smiled and walked away. I have now seen the face of hell.
Jenny: how much does our love mean to u Mike: count all the stars in the sky right now. Jenny: but it's day time Mike: I know. Me: mike is savage!!!!!!!!!!
The challenge Girl volg the stars are still up there, it’s just hard to see them because of the sun, so technically, it’s basically how many there are at night. Tell Mike that!
2:44-2:58 *starts to dance too*LETS CELEBRATE THE BURNN THAT DUDE JUS RECEIVED GIRLS!!! The girl that texted that rejection...👏👏👏👏👏bravo! but dab on all dem professional fails!!
The little bing that sounded like messenger drove me insane I literally threw me gd phone cause it would not show the damn message:)) please pray for my mental sanity
i fell out of my bed dying of laughter when he said you to pretty to be single and she said your to ugly to be flirtting with me oh also PART TWOOOOOOOOOOO
Omg! Imagine this without editing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Naomi Chavez imagine 2:09 😂
"Tell me how you want me"
I want you out of my life :)
Crystal Ling lol
This comment is underrated I think it's cuz your late
yea, I know
Crystal Ling xD love this one
Crystal Ling the dabbing white guy
"Something that doesn't have to do with rain"
"Take a Shower"
Bluemycool 320 lol no water. THEN PEE YOUR PANTS GIRL TAKE THE HINT HE DOESN'T WANT YOU
“Take a shower, ya nasty”!
"You're too gorgeous to be single"
"You're too ugly to be flirting with me"
MY GOD THATS PURE SAVAGE
Tal's reaction after that was pure gold!!!
Lol
It's hilarious
Ikr lmfao
✨Very lol✨
2:44 when you get a 360 no-scope
So true 😂
Ohhhhhh I just got there as well
Lol
Ha
yesssss HAHAHAHA
I swear, Tal is high when he is editing😂😂
Dark Knight and when he films
Dark Knight I was dieing when he dabbed
Dark Knight tbh 😂😂
Dark Knight he is probably always high
well his name IS TAL so why wouldn't he be high?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
No.
Why not?
My boyfriend caught me...
😂
That’s oldddd
Or "cause I dug my way up from hell"
Kate Neko COPYRUGHT
Old super old
Tal: who calls it a winky?
Editing: I call mine princess
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
john bailey your names John though...
Acid omg you mean.....
XCookie DouX ?
Acid idk
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tal had to be drunk or high while ending this 😂
Darby's Life then he must always be drunk or high
At 2:44 he was too extra but I loved it 😂 it was too good
IKR
Honestly, I rewatch this part too many times
Nadine Fayad lol
Tal has way too much fun editing these.
TwentyØne Crybabies! At The Disco I like you username
Now I know what to say
if I ever got a flirty message ; )
It's ok you wont get those texts
lillbenツ no it’s funny
@@ben-cd5nz no this is patrick
@• m i l k y t a e • No, this is squidward
Nos Vein but I got a random flirty text when I was 7-8
Tal enjoys editing waayyy too much. 😂😂😂
Kaiya Massey TRUE
The naked guy dance was hilarious
Kaiya Massey who doesn't feel that way XD
yessssssssss
Kaiya Massey yup :p
Video: "you're too gorgeous to be single"
"you're too ugly to be flirting with me"
Me: starts ohhhhing and laughing then starts choking on Ramen noodles 😂😂😂😂😂
SIMPLY GIA lol I just ate ramen noodles. So good
SIMPLY GIA ME TOO
SAME.
SIMPLY GIA I'm dying
she is a demen which you can see eyes without zooming in
When someone asked me if I was single, i referred back to this video in my head and said "no I'm plural" and that was the end of that conversation
Disney Lover 123 Haha
HEYYOUNEEDTOF#%!KOFF
Nice one! 100th like!
omg so did i!😂 i got it from mike fox as well😂🙏
XD
2019?
Boy: how much do you love me?
Girl: count the stars
Boy: its infinite!😀
Girl: No, it's a waste of time
Me: DAMN!!!
More like
Boy: how much do you love me
Girl: count the stars
Boy: but it's the day
Girl: exactly
I saw this one thing kinda like that,
Girl: how much do u love me??
Dude:count allll the stars, that's how much
Girl:but its morning
Dude:EXACTLY
@@nourelnour9079 yo I didnt see your comment😂
@@mitsubas-swagger-soda lol, it's okay.
Looks like we have the same brain. 😂
Mrs. Newton I mean that’s at least one star
This editing tho 😂😂😂 omg Tal ur having too much fun editing
"You're too ugly to be flirting with me" wth😂😂😂
BLACKPINK INYOURAREA oooooooooooooooooooooooooh
BLACKPINK INYOURAREA
BLINK!!!!!!!!!
Right in the pain
Blinkkkkkk💖
Blink here
the naked juice part is so relatable everyone always says "let's get naked at cosco" and one time the teacher looked at my friend zack like he was a homeless psychopath
lmaooooooo
Smiles_ Roar oml😂😂
LMAO!!!!!!
"Your too gorgeous to be single"
"Your too ugly to be flitring with me"
Tal:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH REKTTT (best come back ive ever heard in my life XD)
i have a good comeback :)
Someone tells you that you are wearing something ugly
you: At least i can take this off, you're stuck with that face.
Everyone else: OOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Sandy Marnell WHAT!!! WTF!!!??
That was dumb people would go oooooohh to you!
Emily Derrick "that was dumb people that would go oooooohh to you" are you talking about yourself I better get the forks because you just got roasted.
Congrats! you have just made my day! used to a bunch of a**holes calling me ugly. thanks for the inspiration
Sandy Marnell Well im not saying oh in saying a two syllable DAYYYYYUUUUUM
His shirt says "Polo" so I say "Marco" 😂
Svtfoe
Lexi_love_laugh _lol_smile
marco polo lol
😂
MarcoPolo from the Europe!,
Lexi_love_laugh _lol_smile its its *sighs*
backwards polo marco wth
its marco polo
Here is the king of having too much fun editing. :))
Dude 59 percent
The knob one make me laugh as a British person😂😂😂
I’m British and Idk what it means
@@xcookiedoux54 Um it means a idiot to be nice
Oki
I need a British dictionary 0.0
Same 😁
@@xcookiedoux54 how
Tal: i dont call my part a knob or a winky
Text in the corner: *i call mine princess*
Today me and my friend were talking about Baywatch in the supermarket and a little girl said to us
"I will murder you and it will look like a bloody mistake. " Then she smiled and walked away.
I have now seen the face of hell.
Marmarou Is Fun on that girl is creepy.... 😨
OMG!!!
Wtf 🌚💔
that's so creepy
I absolutely love Tal's editing
Monwara Bibi 3:46 he is having fun editing xD
Monwara Bibi I hate it
HA I get it cause its bad HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
0:18 i fell from bed laughing . That was hilarious
Lol that was funny
1. I woke up
2. It was Christmas
3. I met Santa
4. He gave me everything I wanted
Now read it in this order 2, 3, 4 and then 1
That's my life XD
Ice Wolf totally original....
Ice Wolf 😁
Ice Wolf i
omg lol
Santa dose not exist
Tal you have to much fun editing lol
Zarina Umarova yes be does😂😂
I'm guessing editing is Tal's hobby...
XD
i happy aj
I play aj idk if I'm goin to quit tho
Skepper aj!!!!!!!! Animal Jam? 😶
his editing is amazing!! and I died when he started dancing and going crazy XD
HI PERSON THAT PLAYS ANIMAL JAM
I PLAY, TOO XD
BOY: How much do you love me?
Girl: Count the stars,that's how much I love you.
Boy: It's morning.
Girl: Exactly
MAGIC
The sun is a star tho.
If they only love you like one star then well i guess they hardly love you at all.
I looked up “knob” on Urban Dictionary, and IMMEDIATELY erased my history.
Do I even want to ask what it was?
I thought every knew what it was😂
@@maddieirving7760 Not me but I think that's a good thing!
Cedrick Lewis jr what is it
it's penus
“Knob”
Slob on my *knob*
Like corn on the cob
Girl: knock knock
Me: who's there?
Girl: cute, funny TH-camr
Me: Tal fishman who?
Cheryl Messenger definitely ;D
Cheryl Messenger isn't it Fishman
Iris Song yes it is
Iris Song it is
its fishman not fisherman
3:08
Jeez,calm your horses.
I laughed so FRIGGING' hard.
Lol that one dude must really love his cereal
Anyone else burst out laughing when the fat guy came on? 😂
Snuggles Hugs yeah 😂😂😂😂
Snuggles Hugs 🤣🤣🤣yeah IKR
ik him. lol
Snuggles Hugs wut fat guy
+Samantha Parra 2:54
Yes please a part two
Nevaeh Alexan
PART TWO
Nevaeh Alexander I
Nevaeh Alexander yess
Part 2
"Are you single?"
"No, I'm plural"
lol 😂🔥
Make a part 2 please, those text had me dying😂
Alyssa_flores 5 they were bent af
Am i the only one who couldn't stop lauhing at 2:11
I laughed at his expression
Am i the only one who couldn’t stop laughing at 2:11...
...how tho
@@rusted0ut353 because its relatable and how he said it
Nope
kayla birdzell SAME
Jenny: how much does our love mean to u
Mike: count all the stars in the sky right now.
Jenny: but it's day time
Mike: I know.
Me: mike is savage!!!!!!!!!!
The challenge Girl volg lol
I would of just googled the average amount of stars counted since they are there day/night regardless.
The challenge Girl volg the stars are still up there, it’s just hard to see them because of the sun, so technically, it’s basically how many there are at night. Tell Mike that!
The challenge Girl volg you got it one of the videos.
The challenge Girl volg The stars are still there during day! It’s just that the sun is too bright to see them
3:23 omg that wink tho!❤️
Felicity Champagne ikr?!?!? 😍
Part 2 plz!!!!!
I know ur looking at this so... hi! How u doin'?
Why r u still reading this?
Kaitlyn Maready Because I can!!!!
Layaal Laika lol same
yus
Kaitlyn Maready do a part 2 !!!
King of awesomeness got
I love the edits 😂 love you tal
123 likes
RIP 178
RIP 188 likes
I told this guy to text me when he gets home
He must be homeless
Sweet_ Heart 😂😂😂😂im dead
XD
Bear Bear DIY well 194 people do think it's funny
VerifiedFanGirl 7053 it is sad
Omg when Tal says "I wouldn't talk to someone who calls my thing winky"
And then he says "I call mine princess"
Hahahahhaaaa!!!
2:42 OH MY GOD OOOOOHHHHHH
1. I woke up
2. I went to school
3. I talked to my crush
4. He kissed me
Read this in order 2,3,4,1.
Old
*extra depresso*
Unoriginal but cool
Wut
@Audrey Frost-Ford oof
2:44-2:58 *starts to dance too*LETS CELEBRATE THE BURNN THAT DUDE JUS RECEIVED GIRLS!!! The girl that texted that rejection...👏👏👏👏👏bravo! but dab on all dem professional fails!!
The look on his face when he almost fell off the chair😂😂😂😂😂
Im in love with his edits XD
Tal... you have too much fun editing your videos.
tal has too much fun editing😂😂
Elexis Stacy But thats the best part,of the video . -😁😊😊😊😁😀
Judīte Mihailova lol true 😁😁
Nicole Adams that's me on th e left of the pic and my BFF on the right but I moved but we're still bffs
Elexis Stacy ikr?
Elexis Stacy ikr
Why was 2:39-2:58 so funny i think I'm practicality dead
We want part 2!!😂😂😂
"I call mine princess"- Tal 2017
I'm dead rn
that one killed me lmao
Knock-Off Brand Bleach sAME
Knock-Off Brand Bleach if you're dead. Why you are watching this and commenting.
Tal:We all sent text messages which we regret
Me:Nope never
Z Meszaros I bet you regret writing that text.......
yeeeàaahh✋✋✋✋ byeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
TheDiamond Gamers but it's not a text. It's a comment
Damiangames2
OOOOOOOOHHHHHH BURRRN
How am I getting so many likes?
tal is so cute when laughing about those hilarious texts 😆
Creeeeeepy
That dab when he was editing killed me
Mr Comics BUT YOU'R NOT DED :0
Mr Comics then how u wrote the comment?
GamingWithSolyman he was joking
Mr Comics as I just read your comment that happened
Mr Comics
100th like
LOL when you said its not funny anymore about the naked juice i was lauphing LOL
omggg!!! 2:39 to 2:56 tal really having fun editing lol
He was editing like normal and then he took a break and had four cups of coffee.
Girls rock I was laughing my head off! LOL
Girls rock lol
Boy: are you a monster in bed?
Girl: no but I'm the monster under your bed.
Edit: Thanks for the likes and replies, y'all are funny 😂💖💕
I literally took an ss of this
Gabbie Hannah is taking notes
Boy : are you a monster in bed?
Taylor Anderson bed: I’m the monster
I am just commenting because I'm happy to see another batim fan 😁
That part when he's editing and does the dab, first time I've seen him out of the nutshell of TH-cam on this channel
.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Oh wait, violets are purple,
and I want a part 2.
Crazy Unicorns voilets are violet
Crazy Unicorns LOOOOOOOOOL
Violets are a shade of Purple, that is created of Blue and Red, so technically it's blue..?
VIOLETS ARE VIOLET
crazy unicorns
2:44 Getting Ready... 2:45 Almost there.... 2:46 Ready to jump.... 2:47 JUMMMPPPPPP!!!! TURNNNNN UPPPPP! 😂🔥 ( just me.... kay)
Arianna Madison 2:43 possessing
I don’t drink espresso...I drink depresso...
Plz stop my depression...😔
With a like?
Maybe this will help?😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
My username fits perfectly with this but we cant stop ur depression. Plz ask for help
No
{}_{}
( >>(depression stop token)
\/\/
tals editing game = STROOONGGG
Tal you love EDITING YOUR VIDS
First one was like
MCDONALDS IS LIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEEE
I looked it up
Oh god I regret that
Yeah. Same
Same....😖😢
2:40 SO SAVAGE 😋😋😋
Oka-Sama ur no cool son that's being a savage thats a come back
Krystal Cauchi yaaas
That dab had me rolling lol 3:46
😂
Put it on 2x faster
The little bing that sounded like messenger drove me insane I literally threw me gd phone cause it would not show the damn message:)) please pray for my mental sanity
Danielle Newman.
Danielle Newman same
Same
3:08
Jezzzz calm your horse, that had me laughing for the rest of the night 😂
yes part 2 if u agree
Fruity Punch part 2 yasssdd
Fruity Punch hi
DARIEN HARRIS SHOW hi
Shirt: polo
Me: 50%!!!!
*Looks up what knob means*
*Completly shoked and disgusted*
me to
OH I DID AND INSTANTLY ATTEMPTED TO DROWN MYSELF IN FREAKING BLEACH
Ashley4 Life omg... I’ve known what knob means since I was 3
@@JatarraStacy WOAH OK that's a young age for that
Roses are red🌹
I do what I do
Ooh, I got a like!
Wait, why is it blue
Wait, how about
Roses are Red, ❤️
The Grass Is Green, 💚
When I look in the mirror..
I wanna scream... *;-;*
@@user-vf2ho1xm2n lol
This is old
Ned TØP YES ME OMG THATS ME
Roses are red
Grass are green
YO UGLY ASS MAKE ME WANT TO SCREAM 😃
TAL HAS WAAAAAAAAAY TO MUCH FUN EDITING!!!!!!
Let’s just say middle school has changed......
Lauren Billings yup😬😬😬😳😳😕😕😶😶 😂😂😂
Lauren Billings yes ... yes it has
Pepperoni pizza man there's a lot actually
😂😂😂
ya so true
part 2 yes
Minute Moneygfjutjufghdifvhjtuhfyj
Your literally making me blush with the things you are doing!!😅☺️
2:40 someone took editing to another level
creative kittens no kidd
creative kittens funny tho
I want a part 2 😍❤
Noemi Leon SAMEEEEEE
2:44 - 2:58 . I think he is high, like really high.
Blaze I think so too
Blaze probably XD
Can you tell me what's the music used?
Blaze it's called sugar rush
What’s the music that was used?
Ever heard that song “slob on my nob like corn on the cob” 😂😂😂
I died at the, "Monster in bed" part
I used to play like that
Me:let's get naked.....
Friends ewwwww
Me: juice
Friends: oh
Sharlyn Aburto lol
2:42 what a roast hhahhhhhhahahhhhahhaaa
i fell out of my bed dying of laughter when he said you to pretty to be single and she said your to ugly to be flirtting with me
oh also PART TWOOOOOOOOOOO
*sees teletubbies*
Me: TINKY WINKY! DIPSY!! LAA-LAA!!!! PO!!!
NeverJimout Same
TELETUBBIES TELETUBBIES BIG HUGGG!!
NeverJimout TINK WINKYYY
Tal looked super adorable while dabbing in that red jacket. :D
your so gross
that was tal? xD
Cherry Pie746 ikr but he always looks adorable
Cherry Pie746 The Jacket has his name on it lol
Alpha wolf omgosh you guys are like how old and i think he already has a girlfriend cause of his good personality
I want to see a part 2 it's funny 😂
Part 2 pls
Diego Rodriguez PART 2
I love tal's wink!
2:45-2:59 killed me, omg I'm outta breath
SuperChimp 52 same
SuperChimp 52 me too
SuperChimp 52 2:55 bro! XD
2:39 *ROASTED!!!!!!!!*
Why does the Polo word look photoshopped on his shirt?
Poloman
That I s so true
ye
Yes
YO TENGO?
Tal, you’re so funny and don’t stop making TH-cam videos!!