tattoos that should not be legal
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First guy thought he was cooking, he was in reality burning the kitchen down
Bro also got fortnite on the other side im in love with him
And also the entire fitnessgram pacer test quoted on his back _(seems like his name is _*_"tyler fertig smith"_*_ apparently)_
He's a women repellent
Imagine his hair growing back and covering it and him growing older & starting to loose hair 💀
Even worse if he develops dementia (which I hope not, it’s truly horrible)
_TERNETLEBRITY_
I feel like the pocketwatch/rose/playing cards one could be a great idea for an Alice in Wonderland themed tattoo!
2:32
As someone who has a terrible tattoo, I can understand the "idea was good. The execution was terrible" Lol
To think people stay through the whole process for tattoos that bad.
Some tattoos take multiple sessions to complete, so these people had multiple chances to think their choices through.
veemo! 🐙
Spleens 2 is the best spleens game
“I can kinda sketch random shapes not horribly…I should be a tattoo artist!!!”
Is what I feel like most of these artists were thinking. If you can’t draw AMAZINGLY well, you can’t do it and even if you can, it doesn’t always translate to tattooing.
I'm an amazing digital artist, yet, I know I would need a LOT of practice to do simple black and "white" tattoos.
Honestly the pocketwatch one is close to being good. Like, there's potential there, the artist just needs to improve a bit more.
2:53 Pretty sure they are supposed to be Skoll and Managarmr, the wolves that chase the sun and moon respectively and supposedly swallow them during ragnarok. Cool concept for a tattoo just not good execution
the screech I made when I realized it wasn’t just a bad twilight tattoo, but a bad ASCII TWILIGHT TATTOO
Fun fact about ed sheeran's ketchup tattoo: he did it in association with heinz and they sold limited edition bottles with his tattoo sleeve on it
tattoo sheerheinz
The zombie bite tattoos. No words 😭 3:11
I dont get it.
So gross looking.
@@NoobPlayz5150.From what im guessing, they bite each other and then the artist tattoos the bite mark each of them left. Think of it in the same way of hickeys.
I also approve of goofy cat tattoos. Idc how simple they may be. I cant be mad at them.
5:15 That's Shenron/Sheng Long, the dragon that comes out of Earth's Dragon Balls when they're all brought together. The dragon himself looks fine... the ball, on the other hand... not so much
That's what I was gonna say🤝
10:54 It's the symbol of the Jedi Knight video games.
4:06 that's an easy way to make them bucks
Tattoo person: Bet you ten bucks I have your name tattooed on me.
Peson: no way, you don't even know my name. You're on!
Lmaoooo
Never get tattoos while drunk or high
Never get tattoos of hand or faces
Never get tattoos from someone with no tattoos
Never get a tattoo of a boyfriend/girlfriends name
Never get tattoos of copyrighted characters (it’s both a legal nightmare and the more iconic the character the harder it is to get accurate)
Never cheap out on tattoos. Pay shitty money, get shitty tattoos.
1:26 damn he rockin' dem demifiend tats like crazy 💀
So happy Damian’s back
Honestly the clock and roses one wasn’t even bad, it just looks like they didn’t finish one of the roses
A friend of my uncle's had an illness that was supposed to kill him before he reached his mid 20s, so he got a bunch of random tattoos for the hell of it like smiley faces on his knees. Then it turned out they developed a better treatment and he is expected to live much longer. I can't remember how that story ended other than him going. Oh. Welp.
1:02 For the circumstances? That honestly doesn't look too bad! I get not wanting it, but that looks extremely good for someone new to tattooing and drunk, like.. I've seen *WAY* worse in those conditions, and even with someone sober who's "been tattooing for years", so. Might not be perfect, but it's tolerable, and even enjoyable imo ^^
And 1:48 is honestly kind of charming, pending what they draw? Not a fan of the bow on the flowers, but the flowers are kinda cute, like someone did a pencil sketch, same with the fortune flowers and the cd player, like.. Depending on what you ask of them, that slightly wobbly style kind of has a vibe to it, y'know? Just need to ask the right things of them I think.
5:42 That kind of tooth is called a "crown" and it's wearing a crown lol
These people must have had a look back to their tattoos and regret it
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11:08
I like the design of the faceless humanoid
Seems familiar, but I can't quite put my finger on who that's supposed to be...
7:59 that's the fish from the simpsons lol
5:49 is what the top of a local Eierlikör-Krapfen looks like xD
06:38 I would think that is the person's daughter, and her birthdate, Jan 28, 2005
I agree. Either that, or its in memory, of a lost loved one. I hope, it's what you guessed. otherwise, it's sad.
@@medic-gg7jo oh... wait.. a lot of people use the ouroboros loop for loss, or death&rebirth, so it could be either really. I know a lot of forums and sites I frequent though mark members they've lost with one
You nailed it. My brother's first tattoo was a half geometric half real tattoo of a lion on the back calf. And he has a ton now. Let me see if I can recount them all. On the legs he has his friends' group name, the coordinates to our hometown the city we currently live in, and the lion. On the chest I'm pretty sure he has something small written like under the boob. Then he has "I fall apart" written on the spine. He was dying getting that one. On the arms he has a triangle with a wave he did with a friend (because triangle tattoos mean friends and he's been friends with this girl for ages). Then a rose with a snake wrapped around for mom. A Ying and Yang type tattoo made up of two carps (fishes) for me. A crying eye for granddad apparently. On the other arm, some lyric to an singer that passed away. The god Anubi and Medusa. I think he got the last two done becuase they look cool and his current tattoo guy who did most of his tattoos basically uses my brother as a model at this point. My brother pays him dirt cheap and he can do whatever he wants on him. He even once offered him I'm pretty sure to do his entire sleeve plan for a ridiculously cheap price. But he'd kind of work around it. Basically have a lot of freedom as he's done many tattoos on him. If I'm not mistaken he even tested a technique on him once and he's been using it since. Where he does gradients using teeny tiny dots. Also all of his tattoos are black and white.
‘inside you are two wolves
and their-‘
mine are mating.
am i ok
Inside of me
One ate the other, now I have cursed humor
@@axe-tq2wn in what way did one of them eat the other
@@gluh-00000a damn, you’re worse than me
12:38 i think the flying bats are adorable
Honestly, nearly all of these tattoos are very bad but I know way worse, I heard that from a news section of an episode of Top Gear that a radio station from Germany was having a competition to do the craziest thing to get a Mini for free from the radio station and there’s a man who tattoo literally the word or the logo Mini on his gentleman sausage and it’s very true, so imagine the feeling of little needles of the tattoo machine on your gentleman sausage’s skin.
4:08
Marvelous anime, as long as you're of age you should totally watch it.
Also, very funny
I've never gotten a tattoo, but I do know they are not things to cheap out on.
My furby was apparently named "Mimi". When it came alive in the middle of the night, jumping off my shelf all by itself, them saying "Me Mimi" became a core memory!
Is.. the guy on the thumbnail playing Subway surfers or is it just me?
I had to go back and look, I'm pretty sure he's playing Subway surfers lol
Respect for saying Twitter clouded your judgement for hazbin, lots of people just jump on the bandwagon without knowing what it really is. They double down so hard just bc of Twitter.
That aside, the angel dust tattoo wasn’t absolutely horrible, messy line work but it’s not that bad ngl
5:38 thats the fricking smoothie king logo, right???
I really do not understand the obsession with getting brand tattoos
I would never get a political statement/figure as a tattoo, that just screams to everyone (who can get into massive heated arguments) which side of politics I am on and I would rather avoid unnecessary drama
why does the tattoo at 2:51 look like Ross Matthews 💀
YES OMG! They accidentally made a Trump tattoo sooooo gay lol
The “beanie baby “ tattoo had me genuinely laughing my ass off 😂
The INternet CELebrity thing is taken straight off merch for BG Kumbi.
Ay Damian is back
I don’t remember where I saw it but I remember seeing a photo of a naked Loona (the same Loona from helluva boss) as a tattoo.
7:07, That 985 could be their area code. If you ever visit southeast Louisiana you may see this person.
Is that scrim from suicideboys? Or am i tripping
As someone living in that area, I'm gonna be shook if I find him.
yes that guy was born in louisiana so im assuming thats the meaning behind it and i higly doubt youll see him there since hes an artist thats contantly traveling like @caiptine said its scrim from SB
@@dragosciorogar9058he actually posted it on his x
As a Brit I’ve never understood the area code tattoos, that being said I am planning on getting the outline of the county I’m from done. But that’s cos my family is from there as far back as we can find and partner and I are moving to London at some point. Though as our codes are longer they wouldn’t work as well ‘985’ can be made to look a lot cooler than ‘01772’
The fact that Damien knows Angel Dust and has watched Hazbin Hotel makes me unreasonably happy
That beanie baby looks like some sort of mascot horror character.
the tattoo with the pocketwatch, rose, and playing cards on it looks pretty good, but i think there needs to be some more detail in the rose to tie it all together.
I just got my first tatoo and I am glad I will never end up here becouse I paid its cost and I researched for months
I saw someone on reddit get an upside down tattoo. The tattoo itself was fine but it was upside down on his arm. He said it was so he could see it from his perspective. I commented that I was upside down. And someone else angrily responded "tattoos aren't makeup!!"
I was like... "but they are cosmetic. Wtf you mean dude?"
Okay reverse track suit is pretty hilarious
My ex was a tattoo artist and would give out flying ass tattoos for free. They were numbered. I think it got to 11. An ass with wings. 11 people got a free flying ass tattoo. 😮
and you are back again Damien
YAAAAAAAAYY DAMIEN LIKES HAZBIN 🎉🎉🎉
I saw the INternet CELeberty one on TikTok and the other side of his head has the Fortnite logo.
me listening to his comments : this guy must have lots of experience with tattoos he must have full body piece
him : i have no tattoos 😂😂😂
12:47 I think they're the Stella Luna bats!
5:40 BOYGENIUS REFERENCE HELL YEAHHHH
7:21 i assume that 985 is the area code for southern Louisiana.
Actually at 1:20 there probably _aren't_ kneecaps there, that's probably the joke lol. I know a guy who doesn't have kneecaps, it's a genetic(?) birth defect that just happens sometimes.
THESE TATOOS HAVE NO VLUE!
VLUELESS
these give me anxiety for when bc i want a tattoo (a white carnation, symbolic on my shoulder blade... yes i know it would hurt less on a more fatty place on my body but between my [redacted]s and thighs my shoulder would be easier to display)
7:14 oh that’s scrim from Suicideboys lol
I NEED me a door dash tattoo
Love from a BlueTheNerd and Vaush fan!
Thhe guy on thumbnail: He ain'T wrong
I MADE IT IN THE VIDEO!
~ Angel Dust (fictionkin)
You are the floofiest boi
@@Fnafiac tyyyy
Looks like someone fed you some Poison in that tattoo. Was it Val?
5:37 thats a crown on the tooth. Very bad pun.
2:50 you cannot tell me that isn't a tattoo of Lindsay Graham, not trump 😂
I thought it looked like Ross Matthews, one of the judges on drag race.
5:38 ah I get it, it’s the Royal crown! Get it? :D
5:39
BOYGENIUS MENTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm thinking of the famous "bad tattoo" of a woman who's meant to be smiling and is clearly in a wedding dress... and it looks like she's crawled out of the stygian pits. I learnt about that one during university
It has now been fixed up too, and actually looks pretty decent too.
The deal with it is that the man lost his wife shortly after their marriage, and he was wrecked, and wanted to commemorate their love... and got that monstrosity. and because it was such a meme, when the guy took it to another tattooist to get it fixed, they went all out
i just gave my self a stick and poke and this is the first video i see
3:40 Is no one going to talk about her backwards thumb!?
4:16
Jasmine is on all the drugs.
I feel called out for the eyeball doodles, I tried to be self taught, I gave up a long time ago. Leave me alone
13 out of the 15 comments are from porn accounts, cool.
7:39 looks like a skin condition 😂
RIP the day I see my tattoo in one of these because someone doesn't like the animal combo.
only
The clock, cards and rose tattoo just looks unfinished to me. It could be great.
I should get a tattoo of damien
Say what you will, but I desperately want the Angel Dust tattoo
It'd be hilarious if the "DoorDash" guy started driving for GrubHub or UberEats.
oh no, this isn't Synyster Ink, is it?
Day 39 of guessing the editor.
1:16 Good to see you again, asafebet_.
I could possibly be doing something better with my time… but I’m not..
Me when ternet ebrity 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
I’ve got a tooth tattoo 😭😭😭
What's worng with the Beauty and the Beast tattoo?
I don't know who this dragon is. Yeah right but you know he's a person?
The bots in this comment section is absolutely atrocious
Only tattoo I have is the cyber-wire lines from cyberpunk trailing down my right arm leading to a mechanical heart over where my heart is.
Frankly I don’t have a reason for them, but uh.. NANOMACHINES, SON
And it looks badass
0:01
INternet CELebrity
INCEL
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I actually saw someone with a bitcoin face tattoo lol
2:46 that's overweight ross mathews...
7:21 thats scrim from suicide boys , yeahhh not good tatoo choices
What is wrong with buddy's ear in the first topic.
Damien rulez
all of these people in the comments havent even watched the video yet