Vingegaard's DARK Plan to Win Tour de France after Crash
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 เม.ย. 2024
- Jonas Vingegaard is finally out of the hospital and will be able to tackle his 2024 season with or without Tour de France 2024. He has made a plan to do so after watching Amstel Gold Race 2024 with Tom Pidcock and Mathieu van der Poel, Fleche Wallonne 2024 with Stephen Williams and the abandonment of Matias Skjelmose Jensen totally k.o., and also after watching Chris Froome's wife gambol on his social media. However, how will he be able to recover from the crash without resorting to doping? Today we explain how the always clean Vingegaard will be able to win the Tour de France 2024.
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Remember this if JV goes to Tdf 2024!
"Suddenly produce his anchovy and slap it around their faces" 😂😂 you sure have a way with words.
Chris Horner is a genius at playing the game. Some might call it trolling, but I call it performance art. Last year he raised concerns about Pogacar's chances of winning le Tour after breaking his wrist in a spring classic. No mention of the fact he could be on a trainer within a couple days. Now we have a guy whose collarbone was broken, in addition to broken ribs and a punctured lung, and Chris Horner is suggesting that Vingegaard might still win le Tour. According to Horner's logic, that notion should beggar belief. But here he is cheerfully suggesting that Vingegaard might still win the Tour. Horner is a deft comedian.
Horner said
“If I win Itzulia I can win Vuelta, what happens?”
A Legend
Daft comedian*
[though the difference is miniscule]
Horner is a cheat like all his chums… vuelta at 40… aye right
Just watched Horner’s video on top riders’ recovery prospects. I found it impeccably reasonable and well-balanced. On Vingo, he implied that he might have a (small?) TdF chance but that the ‘red lights were flashing’ and that he needs to be quickly back on the bike, to develop well thereafter and to be fortunate enough to benefit from week 1 instead of being fatigued from it. Sounds perfectly sensible to me🤷♂️
Chris is a fool. There is no way.
The fish cleaner was himself . . . gutted! However, he is on ice, and return!
Hello, you can't share the VO, I don't know why, but I seriously want to work with you; if you allow me, I can copy the VO from there and make a 1-minute sample to demonstrate my skills.
" hair doping" that's good
This is from an Alpecin advertisement: "Alpecin - doping for your hair" Yes, the team's sponsor went there.
Jonas will have blood like pudding and ride just fine
love these videos keep up the good work,Danish herring scented Cervelo😂😂😂
If he has a chance it is only because pogi also rides the giro. His form will not be on usual par. But I could be wrong.
I’m probably in a minority but I hate the fact the Amstel gold race has moved the finish from the Cauberg
Super thanks
Yes those Scandinavians 👏
You better get used to it 😀 so many Norwegian talent are coming after years of drought…
Also our Danish 🇩🇰 wonderkid Albert Philipsen (17) - world champion Cyclocross and Road and also ITT, of course also european champ but that’s nearly the same as WC. Potential is about Wout and MvdP combined, but you never know with these youngsters 🤷♂️
It’s an invasion our forefathers the Vikings would be proud of 🪓 🛡️
I really like Skjelmose. He's also still young and allready proved a lot. Also the guys off Uno-X damn there's some serious talent. And then they have Uno-X u23 too and there's also a lot off great talent. I will never be Vingegaard fan. But Skjelmose is one off my favourite cyclists. He can do it all. TT, Hills, Medium Mountains and even some high mountains. Not enough to win like TDF. But he can ride top 10 and win stages. Or go for stages in grand tours and wins in smaller tours. Like Tour de Suisse that he won previous year.
Perhaps the injury of Vino has been exaggerated in order to frame his "comeback" as heroic. So that when Pogo wipes the road with him, he is still the hero for the mere effort. Pro cycling is not far from professional wrestling.
Vinokourov is making a comeback?!? Heck yeah!
'Anchovy' not 'Vino'.
Now you have the recaps of Amstel and Fleche Wallonne as promised. Next day, the doped ex pro talking about doping today! And next... the recap of Liege! WHAT A MONTH!
Best cycling channel no doubt
I don t think.you love the sport but hate it.
The wether conditions at Fleche was clearly just another red herring from the flying anchovy
Skjelmose was left shaking at the side of the road after being slapped in the face with an anchovy.
Please dont pretend that Norway and Denmark are the same countries, its similar to saying canada and the usa are the same, or belgium and the netherlands...
Be calm
Norway isn’t Morocco or Sri Lanka
Also isn’t Denmark but is more similar than for example, Mexico
Sure, but even we Americans and Canadians call ourselves North America and concede that we do share at least a few similarities. We do literally speak the same language.
The Flemish people are a lot closer to the Dutch than the French speaking Wallonians. Yes they're different nation states, but there's plenty of similarities. It's closer than Germans and Dutch, while both of them are also Germanic cultured people.
@@cyclinghighlights yes , and Trump is Canadian, Alaphilippe is from Belgium, and Hitler from Italy.
This is disgusting.
What is?
Guy didn’t like anchovies
The princess alarms are ringing loud
@@cyclinghighlightsDanish anchovies*
[your words, not mine 🤣🤣]
Hair doping?? can you please explain that? Love your videos as always, keep them coming:)
That's an Alpecin slogan, doping for your hair
@@hansschotterradler3772 I see thanks:)
The Get-a-fix magic potion?
Maybe I'm a bit dense, but how does this evil plan work? Somebody please whisper it to me...
I think I figured it out: a motor that can pass infrared scans? It would have to be thermally insulated from the frame with proper internal ventilation. They might want to put magnets inside the wheels and use an electromagnet with timed pulses. Then the wheel becomes the motor!
I feel some teams are like mafia syndicates, bosses are respectable personalities, but their agents are acting in the shadows...
At least that's how it works in finance, politics, corporations, media, etc.
Jonas 2024 tour will be his Masterpiece ❤
Uno X is Norwegian, so was the riders.
Made a lot of videos today and confusion appears
Is confusion the Highlights
Probably already testing new products on him.
The Israeli team are killin it lately, destroying everyone
look at team toll their tenerife "training " is taking after thrusting riders into primes not seen for laporte who is not himself, DVB from high mountain dom like devolder became , benoot beside strade neverbeen so consistent especially i mountains, Wout is an exception as hes just exceptional talent if anything mis managed. He hasnt looked himself and more so like laporte it seems as much moral as anything and these altitude camps are just silly. You dont get fit stayig i that hotel you get fit training at altitude and sleeping/recovering at sea level or as close ideally any mountaineer enthusiasts will know. Why climbers have chamber that mountaieers use simultaing whatever needed for silpy sleeping and recovering or hypoxia and erebral edema or whatever. Laporte climbing mountains, Nathan had that awful concussion in tour so im glad health is forefront but having heart condition. Jonas physiological changes look at 2021 where he finished 2nd and looked great on ventoux to whats going on now hes had physical trabsofrmation like froome did. Its been concerning for anyone whos followed cycling a while ...I haent missed tour since 1989 and classics season, although they have been hard to see live until Fabian, Boonen era. Used to be combination of post race VHS and really great magazines that I still kept my collection of worth their weight in gold!!! Editors, destination mountain rides with route details just captured imaginnation. Hope recovery and health for everyone but for all success Sepp was only real lovable character and even he has hardened by his standards recently feels like mercenary mentality like postal used to have wout has been the glue gifting stages and monuments and consistent aross calendar hes been absolutely immense for that team in a way youd maybe say Cancellara was to saxo, radioshack, Trek etc.
Sadly its taking tole on Wout at this point training at altitude for classics goals ? hes way too talented to need that Mathieu just rests and targets handful of races altitdue isnt going to help in race where wind and punchy climbs at sea level are obstacle. I blame team and trainers and whoever around him allowed this approach he deserves at least a flanders with skill level he showed at 2022 tour I know he doesnt have same mentality as Tadej and Matheu who have that show you instead of tell you uber confidence of dominant riders Wout has all the skill and strength they have really over raced him.
Greg had half a lung, Lance only one ball, surely a man suitably health challenged with the worlds press behind him is worth a win or three?
Go go anchovy.
🤣🤣
Something fishy is going on at Visma.... but i think it's more that the danish anchovy is getting the headlines to distract from the reality that meanwhile GC Kuss is camped on Mt. Teide even in his altitude tent, double preparing for a Tour showdown with Pog.
Thous shalt not lust after Fleche
I guess all the Canadians on Isreal Prime Tech are French-speaking.
Riley Pickrell is from Victoria
Derek Gee is from Ottawa
Gee most likely speaks French as a first language, Pickrell most likely speaks English as a first language.
Derek gee French for sure is is second language
@@Montrealcycling It's had to say, sometimes those guys from Ottawa are fully bilingual French/English. Though it doesn't matter.
I'm curious, is French still the language of cycling? I remember Greg LeMond having the ability to give interviews in French.
@@backalleycqc4790 French and English used to be required in Canadian schools, but I don't know if that is still the case. There are plenty of Quebecoise that can't speak English (or at least they pretend to not understand).
@@backalleycqc4790 Even Lance Armstrong could speak some French. It is the language of the TdF and that is still the major Grand Tour on the calendar.
psy-prep: psychological preparation.
So many Danish chads
Norwegian Dane chards
If Froome shares his wife's views, no wonder he made a beeline for IPT (besides the owner dumb enough to pay him).
I bloody hate sarcasm
A waste of a video.
The video was fine, it's your comment I question.
DOPEHEADS
Get a life.
Said “Mr I’m watching videos of others with rage”
The way this guy won tour de france by using motordopebike.
The danish anchovy is gonna win it all and it will be the greatest tour win in history. Comeback athlete of the year!!!!
🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟
.............smells fishy..................