I Left HOI4 Running For 336 Hours | Timelapse
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ต.ค. 2024
- In this timelapse I made the game play till the year 2630 (approximately 336 hours). How will the world look like?
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Battle for The Bosporus
By Blood Alone
The following timelapse has been simulated by AI in the video game Hearts of Iron IV by Paradox Interactive. The video does not intend to offend anyone/promote violence or be historically accurate.
Music Credits: Paradox Interactive / Andreas Waldetoft
Dear mom, I've been fighting on the southern egypt front for 55 years now and it ain't lookin good. The stack of corpses is now 40 meters high but I think we are making progress.
Free sandbags
@@gabrielc7861 HELL YEEEAAAHH, FREE SANDBAGS1!1!!1
@@Enlisted_AxisMainAt least we avoided the International Food Crisis
Congratulations you have made it to the sandbag division
Dear Private Angelo,
I am sorry to inform you your mother died 13 years ago of liver cancer after becoming an alcoholic when your father was conscripted. You may recieve 1 gift from the trench gift shop with the 5 dollars within this letter.
The fact that an average game represented about 10 seconds shows how long this thing really went.
4, in my case
5 seconds in and germany has fallen
27 in my case (I’m very bad and very slow)
@@kingmidasxynopytYou play until 2004?
@@pepedrop_shop well there was this one time…
This is the most disgusting border scenario i have ever seen
Man This Hoi4 What Do you Expect
@@kingxwing2502 Yea, But HAVE YOU EVER SEEN YUGOSLAVIAN RUSSIA BEFORE?
@@coasta5705 yes
Welcome to the Balkans comrade, you will be fighting in soviet Yugoslavia
#BORDERGORE
salazar casually living more than 200 years
At what point did he drop the "Novo", I wonder. Fans of irony are hoping he kept it forever.
"I think Salazar's a Sith Lord"
@@MrCreeperYT_Officiala *Sith Lord* ?
@@nihilistpenguin7511 check resident evil
@@nihilistpenguin7511Yes The One We've Been Looking For
Unsurprisingly not a ton happens after WW2 and most of the major players are wiped off the map like Russia and Germany, the game isn't really meant to be played after around 1952 which is when most nations' focus trees are complete, it is interesting to see how the game auto balances like the french commune and the confederates and what new wars and factions pop up
@I love you to lol
@@guilhermecosta2390what the fu
That’s why HoI is my least favourite paradox game. You spend all this time preparing for one event and then you restart.
Atleast in their other titles diplomacy and peace’s and everything else honestly matters 😅😅
They complete in 1952? Mine always are over by 1942 for some odd reason.
@@Fallout3131 The one thing I love about Hoi is combat, EU, Vic, Imperator, hell even CK and Stellaris's combat and wars are quite lame compared to Hoi's
1.50G losses. Ye, i think allies still can win this war
What does that mean
@@lonesamuraikro1588 Giga (billion).
@@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding Thank you
Warhammer 40k
@@lonesamuraikro1588 1.5 guys were killed
I love how for a split second Portugal had most of Russia
Basically same as Italy in iron assault (roblox). Something happens AND INSTANTLY italy took over your country with 1 soldier somehow no matter if you are a landlocked country on other continent. And then it dies from random thing
@@Idoexist._. brotha plays HOI 4 on roblox💀
@@endiRiz not HOI. IA
@@Idoexist._. yeah dude, what I meant was that you're playing a HOI 4 knock off on roblox. It's just a way of saying
@@endiRiz not really a knock-off.. knock off is when the game is very simmilar but different a little. I also dont play IA recently because it sucks so I play rise of nations and it isnt a knockoff too
South America remained relatively the same for the whole 700 years. Imagine the population of Brazil since they were able to stay out of every conflict.
Same as Arabia
They’d need to invade Antarctica…
The Cartels: 😏
Australia would be the same, imagine the population and the fire power that they have available. It looks like Australia became Fascist and did not do anything.
If they had the right Infantry focus, and Fascist focus they could really boost their recruitable manpower
Total world population is most likely well over 200 billion if the greater london area has 1.3 billion population
I think the true winner here is the Yugoslavian Empire
Central african empire holding off most of the world with just 6 divisions:
I agree
and franceee
I believe the winner is B R A Z I L
AI completed the HUGE-oslavia achievement
"In the third millennium, there is only war."
The thied millennium is the current one
@@Jorginhoflu1000 don't see where's the contradiction. Yes, this is the third millennium, of which we've only seen 0.022% of it, and the game simulated well over half of it.
@@admontblanc 0.022% of a millennium would be somewhere around 2.5 months. We have seen almost 2.3% of the third millennium.
Switzerland in spectator mode
allways neutral even in games very funny
@@Super-Godzilla99until…
BY BLOOD ALONE
I love how central africa managed to reach a stalmate against most of the world.
With 6 divs. Likely the President and 5 of his buddies.
@@doodoofard69 they just know Ugandan Kung fu
Deadly Commados
Well, the AI doesn't build supply, so a stalemate in Africa is very much possible.
Tiger Mafia
The best part is seeing all these 20th century figures miraculously still alive in the 25th century and looking like they haven't aged a bit. Something tells me this wasn't how HOI4 was meant to be played.
i guess they have much larger focus trees aswell
Yep I’m convinced it was Cyborg Tito who ruled Yugoslavia for the entire 700 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Okay are we not gonna talk about how Switzerland and Tannu Tuva survived this ENTIRE FRIGGING TIME?!
They Became Invisible By Staying Incredibly Still
That’s freaky
Are we not gonna talk about that new zealand is missing? Nobody even cares for the country!
Greece also didn't have a damn change in its border after the events of WW2
Tuva or bust!
Your PC very strong
from hoi4 to stellaris and beyond
As the galaxy faced down an invasion of extragalactic locusts, extradimensional invaders, and mechanical monsters, the humans toiled away on earth fighting a war that realistically should've ended several hundred years ago
5:51 The south seceding from the confederacy is one of the weirdest things I've seen in hoi4.
France and Yugoslavia conquered the Southland from the Confederacy.
Politics in the year 2487 be like
The main US turned communist and the entire south either seceded or was invaded, which is why some states are fully intact
That feeling when your time-lapse is so long you need to make the time-lapse of the timelapse
Can we all just appreciate that his device managed to do the massive calculations for two weeks😂
And how the frick was he able to do something else???
20 миллионов для меня казались немыслимыми потерями в HOI 4. Сейчас я увидел потери в ~2 миллиарда. Это какой ужас и шок! Я поражён!
Seeing 161 Belgian (it was Belgium, right?) divisions in what appears to be one single province (looks like Mississippi) was actually surprisingly tough to look at without raising my eyebrows lmfao
Bataillon de Chasseurs Ardennais but the whole population
That was 161 Belgians? That’s probably more than the population of Mississippi
not to mention belgium itself was split in two 💀
Belgium being split in two is probably the least surprising event here.
@@shouldntgivename3994 161 *DIVISIONS* not 161 Belgians
Switzerland and Saudi Arabia: neutrality 11/10
The Yugoslavia in this game would in real life be so diverse that it’s collapse would be more explosive than a Fourth of July party set up next to a munitions depot.
This Yugoslavia irl would be more powerful to resist foreign influence that ultimately led to the civil war.
Blaming outside powers for that civil war just sounds like Serbian anti-NATO propaganda, to be honest.
Nope. The remains if the French colonial empire isn't collapsing and the vote for indépendance have for result : "NOPE".
@@overlord4404 Do you seriously, honestly think foreign influence is what made Yugoslavia break apart?
"Checks your electricity bill"
Insurance:
I like how russia got invaded and capitulated 4 times in 10 seconds
This is the future only the players can prevent. Of course they could just make it worse with that being said
Salute to the portuguese soldiers who fought in the russian christiano war
Fellow Kurd?
Öyle bir devlet yok
@@Jarbar36 Bijî Kurdistan
@@ÇALAKNÊT yep
@@ÇALAKNÊTYour People Have No Country As Of Now There Is No Such Thing As Kurdistan.
Almost instant gutpunch of Portugal and Yugoslavia carving up Russia the second the Soviet Union collapsed. I guess they found that one guy and took his jar away
I love how Portugal turned into the best superpower of the game 💀
bro I swear, I thought they'll somehow conquer the world, like they did in Russia for a split of a second
1 M casualties for Fiji, 36 M for Portugal... Whaat?... Oh yes HoIIV...
Please add this to the steam workshop, I would love to see this for myself.
Incrivel como o Brasil não mudou literalmente NADA
Tal como na vida real 😎😭
@@pedrolopes1564 é aquela frase: Brasil, quando você fica um mês fora e volta, parece que mudou tudo. Mas quando você fica fora 30 anos e retorna, parece que não mudou nada.
Pprt
0:05 So... essentially if Operation Unthinkable actually happened?
The allies.. which has 122m mobilized children, can’t beat another alliance which has 9.5m mobilized 💀💀
Death ratio is insane 🗿
They were winning. They lost 4:1 but the fascists were completely crushed by that point
Bro they won...
As a Colombian I don't know how to feel about our borders not changing a single time lol
Peruvian here, bit confused on why something brief happened within the first 10 seconds and then we did absolutely nothing
just seeing really small nations like chad with hundreds of divisions is crazy
879 divisions in *ONE* tile in south africa towards the end
I love how Switzerland is still unchanged even after all this time
0:10 Portugal Jumpscare
The fact that the OG game finishes at 0:05 is unbelievable
Is nobody gonna realized that brazil is going full Switzerland Neutrality
I can feel pain when I see that map. I cry when you zoom in.
Imagine Living in this world
next year we will see
How crowded it would be
Warhammer world 😂
It couldn't possibly be any more bizarre or fucking stupid than the world we live in now.
Love how it goes from sort of believable to absolutely insane
I like how no matter what timeline you’re in South America doesn’t change
Well it changed in my game because Peru, Ecuador, Colombia and Venezuela were in the Greater East Asian Co Prosperity sphere by 1943
Well I’ll be. The South rose again.
I love how Sweden just never changed its borders
they got a small colony in India lmao
@@szymonwachowicz179 I think that’s france
This got me wondering.. what if you played a neutral country like portugal till endgame and see which country offends you out of nowhere
I love how Canada just didn't change
_"The only thing we have to fear is... Portugal."_
Brazil after building up for 700 years looking at paraguay(paraguay is going to loose 90% of their male population again)
Yugoslavia super power 💀
Brazil: "What happened?"
Friend, how powerful is your computer, what have you been waiting for in the game for 7 centuries? I would have lags around the 22nd century.
I have lags after 1960
On a laptop btw
I have lags after 1940
Wanchuk dynasty Bhutan: Trained 269 divisions guarding a 2 pieces of land and studying Buddhism for the entire time
The rest of the world: chaos
South america:
Bro is playing past the Stellaris end date
I was not ready for SOCIALIST CONFEDERATE AMERICA.
And then there's Canada - hockey, Tim Horton's coffee and Timbits, and the odd scrap with a nesting goose.
This scenario seems likes something Harry turtledove would create
Imagine living in such universe☠️
Our current borders is a border gore to the romans back in 300 ce
robber comes in "oh hey whats this" also robber "oh this should be left on im not taking this"
after ww2 ai goes bananas
Mariana Islands with 5.5 *MILLION* _soldier_ losses just halfway, they really been busy on that island
If is in the older peace conference i think we have 2 or 3 major nations dominating everything, but with the new peace confecence we have puppets with one proposal: more and more border gore
"Yugoslavian Russia" has to be the most unpleasant funni exclave I've ever seen.
700-year old man : I didn't know this WAR long that long..... It started when I was young.
Portugal just decided to be a world power lol
Watching it made me feel like an alien of highly-developed civilization observing Earth for centuries. It made no sense for me too
"The Game isn’t that cursed"
The Game: *Yugoslavian Sudan under Egypt*
Ngl, a pretty good 100 years' war reenactment
i never thought i would see the day where yugoslavia owns half of europe and all of the u.k
Yooyee, that French-Indian war sure was bloody
you know its gonna be fun when by the first 2 seconds the spanish civil war ended, anschluss, munich agreement and the death of france have already happened
7:06 I love how Texas is the only state that stayed in Confederate States of America
I think Japan is also apart of it, I couldn't see Japan very well and the OP did his best to just ignore it
The casualties in the war is literally an average day in Warhammer
So Britain can invade Angola but cannot defend the isles from a Portuguese invasion
By Blood Alone ruined the peace conference system, change my mind
It fixed it
I love how even even in a complete allied victory scenario, the world inevitably devolves into 1984
Such is life in HOI4
I'd like to imagine they started to colonize moons and planets
10 seconds in and it's already cursed af
-Wait it’s all Yugoslavia?
-Always has been
I dont know what I expected, but it certainly wasn't a portugese golden age.
Me; "Oh well it can't get that bad."
>Clicks to a later timestamp
>Instant regret
The fact that he isn’t even lagging while mine games lags at minimum of 1942 is crazy
Love how Siam was just watching Asia collapse
India was chilling there for hundreds of years, until Portugal showed up...
*Historical flashbacks from 1498*
losses.. 1.5G? WTF IS A G
Siam just sitting there like:
Brazil:🗿🥂
imagine WW2 lasting just 5 seconds
"Portugese Russia"
150G?!
Ends with a centuries long struggle for the world between Portugal and Yugoslavia lol
recording for 14 days is insane
Dude Portugal here is a beast though
Hundreds of years have passed and Bhutan has not done a single thing still
I thought this was an actual Timelapse of the world for a second
Portugal circa 2292-2485; "Now I am become india, destroyer of toilets"
To infinity and beyond!
brasil being casually brasil