Bursted out laughing when I read "Jack Hard" on the title screen. Was Andy's "probably jacking it" ad libbed? Mike seem like he was trying his best to keep it together at that point
Probably. I get the feeling the thing about suvs was either he almost said something else, and managed to finish that line, or forgot his line, almost said what we were all thinking anyway, and struggled to make something plausible up.
Yeah, basically the whole cast in fact. Even Amelie ends up being a pun for 12yo child. That's the only thing I'm not following Kojima with, that guy makes some really good games but he should stop trying to make sense of his character names because this is getting embarassing.
Andy: “The problem with anime..” Mike: “we don’t have the time” Andy: “okay one of the problems of anime..” Literally one of the most accurate description of anime I’ve ever heard
@@Acidrain82 i would like you to describe the problems of anime that makes you uncomfortable or disturbed or any other problems for your agreement to the statement
What about Mister Torgue from the Borderlands series? Full name, Mister Torgue High-Five Flexington. And no, I'm not being polite, his canonical first name is "Mister Torgue".
"I probably shoulda set you up with a sponsor beforehand but I am F*CKIN' DISORGANIZED AS SH*T and was busy suplexing a shark wearing a bolo tie when I should have been setting up sponsors. You may ask, "Who was wearing the bolo tie, you or the shark?" Answer: YES."
Also let‘s not forget: Detective Gumshoe (my personal favourite) April May Wendy Oldbag Mr. Sahwit (even Phoenix himself points out the pun in that one) Lotta Hart ...
"The problem with anime ...." - (From the Background) " *I don't think we have the time actually* " - "OK, one of the problems with anime ...." Allright, you got me good guys (and gals). That one had me laugthing for a solid minute. Well done.
Mike - “Ceaseless Discharge... or CD as I’m now going to call him, just for anyone who’s eating” Me halfway though a mouthful of spaghetti bolognese - “Thanks Mike... appreciate it” 😂
Yeah...but alot of the names in Kojima titles are code names of characters that have actual real names. Hot Coldman is on of the exceptions where the characters legal name is absurd
The name Sol Badguy is *also* a reference to Mr. Bad Guy, the debut solo album from Freddie Mercury. So the character is a double reference to Queen’s frontman. The Japanese sure do love their Queen references (see also: the Ogre Battle series).
If you take into account how many Borderlands characters have silly names,we'd be here all day....and 90% of them are all psychotic boss characters I.e., Boom and his twin brother Bewn
Ah Star Ocean, how I miss you. I still remember Meracle Chamlotte, who was an insanely good martial artist with a massive DPS and, as the game repeatedly pointed out to you, was 16. If you've never said "this looks bad. Send in the half-naked back flipping loli catgirl", you've never played Star Ocean...
Was that Mike arguing with Andy during the spoiler list about the coffee? I mean we'll never know for sure! But I definitely want an Argument with Mike using that voice and Andy using his SENU voice. 😂
Just falsely pump him up to be the most badass thing over and over again and along with the trait of being arrogant and cocky, it'll come to him naturally.
@@thebigminsk1 because in english you say, for example, "my nose is running". same for a river and also every other discharge that your body can produce.
Suda51's actual birth name does indeed include a number. His first name is "Goichi", which directly means "5, 1." Then there's his game "Michigan: Report from Hell", where literally every character's name is a reference to a pro wrestler.
Well, its no wonder, the creator of guilty gear is known as a really die hard fan of queen, specially of Freddy mercury, he references them in the game every moment he can.
Errr so no Bud Fensler, Stretch Broadcloth or Mike Channell? I mean come on, you work on a TH-cam Channel and your name is Channell? It's so made up... 🙄
clothar23 Yep. The best thing I can say about it is that it’s playable. The one thought I had through my whole play through was, “Wow, how does the 360 version of The Last Hope look and feel better than this?”
@@danielrothwelliii6712 I was more in awe of how incoherent the story was. I was like 75% in before anything made sense and even then I felt like I was playing the middle of trilogy.
clothar23 I had a similar feeling. I actually thought I was still in the prologue when the characters finally enter their ship. Then it dawned on me this was supposed to be about halfway through or so. Though, the most disappointing thing for me at least was the final boss. During the final phase it just froze in place. Wouldn’t move, flinch, attack or anything. They obviously rushed the game.
There was an old Famicom game where a bunch of Japanese guys decided to make up some American sounding names. It gifted us with classics like; Bobson Dugnutt, Glenallen Mixon, and Sleve McDichael
I love how genuinely amused Mike seems at the Jack Hard bit. How many tries did that take? 🤣 Also, I work with children and REALLY hope none of them ask me to explain what I'm laughing at.
Fun fact, recent study showed the VAST majority of action heroes are named Jack, John or James haha, by a wide margin. He wasn't able to deduce exactly why, if it's just the sound of it just sounds tough, but clearly the makers of this game were on the money
When it comes to Sol I always thought that the "Bad" part of his surname was in reference to the 90s slang usage of that word which meant the exact opposite. So maybe Sol "Bad"guy was really meant to be interpreted as Sol Goodguy?
We need a Jack Hard 2: The Rise of Jack Hard. Watch as Jack Hard rises up! Jack Hard gets a grip on the situation! He'll be coming to consoles in 2020! Jack Hard is rock solid and ready for action!
@@TheFunnyhouston Based on what little I saw and heard in that game, that makes sense. People who say "it sucks" to Bethesda games or EA games have forgotten what a real bad game like that is like. Fallout 76 isn't my thing, I choose not to play it, and I kinda reject it from Fallout canon, but it's still way better than that game looked.
Jack Hard 3: Jack Harder! is even better. In the beginning Jack Hard is feeling beat from his strenuous routine. But as the cadence picks up to it's regular tempo, the final delivery is raw and visceral, when Jack Hard explodes unto the screen in a BIG way, in this thrilling climax of cascading action. EDIT: Saw an old GameTheory today with an late 80s ad for SEGA. "The longer you play with it, the harder it gets! You sit there, eyes glued to the writhing, arcade-quality graphics, pulling and squeezing your knob. Now you're breathing heavily over the digital stereo sound. Now you're shooting all over the place, but it's no use.. GAME OVER.
"the problem with anime --" "I don't think we have the time actually." DAMN! props to whoever wrote that one, because that was fucking genius! Had me rolling laughing!
Mike's bit on Jack Hard was the best thing in the history of OX. Take my like! XD. (Also Imagine saying "Illusive Man" when they ask your name at starbucks)
I've been having a real bad few days and haven't experienced a lot of genuine joy for a bit. But after hearing the gems of "I don't actually think we have the time for that" and "Jack Hard, which is absolutely a name and not an instruction..." I can't even lie, those gave me a damn good laugh that I've just been needing for awhile. So I thank you guys for that.
With how long I've been playing games online, I lost count long ago. One particular one I do seem to see very often are those with the name of their wifi passwords. Not exactly secure choices if you ask me.
Mike's expression during the entire 'Jack Hard' segment is a priceless treasure. That's the face of a man taking admirable, enviable levels of pride and satisfaction in his work.
Fun fact, recent study showed the VAST majority of action heroes are named Jack, John or James haha, by a wide margin. He wasn't able to deduce exactly why, if it's just the sound of it just sounds tough, but clearly the makers of this game were on the money If you Google it you can read the breakdown, figures etc it's really interesting, they even ran the numbers excluding sequels etc to remove all the Bond movies from the metric, didn't matter haha
Jack Hard is like what the MST3K crew came up with during their time watching Space Mutiny, along with classics like Blast Hardcheese and Big McLargeHuge.
Pizza Pasta exists to rob any 80s kids who've nearly beaten the game of any credibility on the playground. "Oh yeah? You beat punch out? who do you fight right before Mike Tyson?" "His name's Pizza Pasta" "okay sure billy"
Speaking of Hideo Kojima, in Zone of the Enders: the 2nd runner the player takes control of Dingo Egret. Those are literally just two animals indigenous to Australia repurposed as a person's name.
Hot Coldman is one of those names that I honestly didn't think of as silly at the time....or rather I didn't notice I was just so immersed in the overall mission etc
We need to talk about Ace Attorney. That game includes such pun-tastic names as, April May, Redd White (CEO of Blue Corp.), and, the first witness to ever testify, Frank Sawhit
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"Jack Hard, which is absolutely a name and not an instruction"
Dammit Mike, I was enjoying that drink and now it's all over my keyboard
You took a piss on your keyboard after drinking that?
Looking forward to the sequel "Jack Hard 2. Jack Harder."
It reminds us of changing a tire on an SUV and absolutely *nothing else*
@@paultanner2680 Followed by the racing spin-off. "Jack Hard: Jack Off-Road!"
Jack Hard Three. Jack even harder. Co starring Kleen Ex.
"The problem with anime-"
"I don't think we have the time, actually."
"Okay. One of the problems with anime;"
Nice.
As an anime fan... Yeah... Have to agree there's a lot of issues.
Here's another: not finishing the plot, leaving it open ended, and never returning to it.
@@dracosfire7247 As much as I would like to disagree..... yeah
Pemj2k the fact we make memes about this tells you just how much of a problem that is
@@Pemj2k I'll take that any day if we could just stop it with the sibling fetishes.
If he were to Jack any Harder, he'll have a Ceaseless Discharge.
Y'all should have seen that one coming. This one is on you
I'd better get a towel, then.
I see you trying to jump three times. Quit it!
It's on all of us now
Such a sticky situation.
You had to say it didnt you🤣 But holy crap that made my day🤣🤣
Bursted out laughing when I read "Jack Hard" on the title screen. Was Andy's "probably jacking it" ad libbed? Mike seem like he was trying his best to keep it together at that point
Probably. I get the feeling the thing about suvs was either he almost said something else, and managed to finish that line, or forgot his line, almost said what we were all thinking anyway, and struggled to make something plausible up.
Mike's face when talking about Jack Hard...priceless. How many times did he break when filming that?
Arghya Raihan Show of the weekend NEEDS to show those bloopers.
Absolutely not an instruction. Nope.
You can hear him almost break in the voice overs, too.
JACKIN' IT
Ah yes, Jack Hard, the distant cousin of Pussy Galore (from James Bond).
Kojima did it again in Death Stranding with "Die Hardman"
Almost every character in that game has wacky names. 😂
@@sh0ryualfa393 I came here to comment this exactly.
Yeah, basically the whole cast in fact. Even Amelie ends up being a pun for 12yo child.
That's the only thing I'm not following Kojima with, that guy makes some really good games but he should stop trying to make sense of his character names because this is getting embarassing.
At least it's a Bruce Willis reference
@@deathbykonami5487 Make it Dai Hardman and you get a Welsh Bruce Willis.
Andy: “The problem with anime..”
Mike: “we don’t have the time”
Andy: “okay one of the problems of anime..”
Literally one of the most accurate description of anime I’ve ever heard
Ini mini mo
that would be a very long list
@@Acidrain82 i would like you to describe the problems of anime that makes you uncomfortable or disturbed or any other problems for your agreement to the statement
@@yuhinnn
You should probably list up the things that DONT make you oncomfortable
🙄
"And literally nothing else," Mike says, visibly struggling not to explode with laughter.
"Jack Hard, who is a character- not an instruction."
Holy shit, this commentary... I can't contain the laughter.
Absolutely love how genuinely amused Mike is at "Jack Hard"
Kojima: “Can I get away with calling this character after my favourite movie?”
*Die Hardman is born*
I’m surprised such a theme hasn’t been done yet.
Prinzof Pursia, eh?
Miles Prower, his name is a pun on “Miles Per Hour”.
He could be very lucky that his name in the EU isn't Kilometres Prower, poor Tails
And that’s why we know him better as Tails.
@@domikarus5237 omg this made me laugh so suddenly I started coughing >.
Genius!
Prolly not meant to take it seriously
What about Mister Torgue from the Borderlands series? Full name, Mister Torgue High-Five Flexington. And no, I'm not being polite, his canonical first name is "Mister Torgue".
*EXPLOOOOOOSIONS!?*
"I probably shoulda set you up with a sponsor beforehand but I am F*CKIN' DISORGANIZED AS SH*T and was busy suplexing a shark wearing a bolo tie when I should have been setting up sponsors. You may ask, "Who was wearing the bolo tie, you or the shark?" Answer: YES."
Also, Face McShooty (who would like you to shoot him in the face, oddly enough.)
@@thesledgehammerblog Oh yeah I forgot about him, good point!
@@Hellwyck Megumin-Did somebody call me?
I should be ashamed at my ceaseless giggling at "Jack Hard."
I'm not.
So I guess that when it comes to your giggling, you had a....ceaseless discharge?
@@LnPPersonified Ayyy!
Phoenix Wright is a gold mine for these - my personal favourite is Ini Miney and her sister, Mini Miney. And potentially their brother, Mo Miney.
I think their cousin Mr Catch A has some serious problems though
I think you're forgetting Inga Karkhuul Haw'kowhd Dis'nahm Bi'ahni Lawga Ormo Pohmpus Da'nit Ar'edi Iz Kura'in the third.
Sal Manela
Also let‘s not forget:
Detective Gumshoe (my personal favourite)
April May
Wendy Oldbag
Mr. Sahwit (even Phoenix himself points out the pun in that one)
Lotta Hart
...
EVE Online has the Thukker tribe. Don't know how they got away with that one.
"The problem with animeー"
"I think we don't have the time, actually."
*pauses* "okay, one of the problem of anime"
LMAO
"The problem with anime ...." - (From the Background) " *I don't think we have the time actually* " - "OK, one of the problems with anime ...."
Allright, you got me good guys (and gals). That one had me laugthing for a solid minute. Well done.
Andy was not wrong. But oh man do we deserve this in another video 😂😅
"Hot Coldman"... That is going to be Shouto's Hero Name in My Hero Academia, right?
I was seeing fans call him IcyHot early on.
@@annana6098 isn't that what Bakugo calls him?
@@math3000 Bakugo refers to him as Icyhot or Half and Half Bastard-
Very true
I'm pretty sure that both he and his fans would insist on the much more original "Cold Hotman."
To be fair, if your name was Pizza Pasta, you would probably need to become a world-class boxer too. That's a whole "Boy named Sue" scenario
Props for Otacon’s voice actor for being able to say “Hot Coldman” once without laughing
Hes probably like me. Hot Coldman just sounds boring. Especially compared to combining someof the other names together.
Mike - “Ceaseless Discharge... or CD as I’m now going to call him, just for anyone who’s eating”
Me halfway though a mouthful of spaghetti bolognese - “Thanks Mike... appreciate it” 😂
Cue Andy a minute or so later....
Ironically enough, I was just watching the video while I was eating and almost choked from laughing at that.
2nd time (or more) watching, and I was halfway through a pumpkin pie slice. Worst thing that happened is I almoat spit it out laughing.
Death Stranding, directed by Hideo Kojima
my two favourite character names:
Deadman
Die-Hardman
Please let his full name be Alive Deadman
@@MrDalisclock sadly no
Yeah...but alot of the names in Kojima titles are code names of characters that have actual real names. Hot Coldman is on of the exceptions where the characters legal name is absurd
I love how Mike had to explain all the innuendo names, Jack Hard, Ceaseless Discharge
At first I thought that he was being innocent and then when Jack Hard came around...
"The problem with anime-"
"I DONT THINK WE HAVE THE TIME"
"Ok ONE of the problems with anime"
😂 That was perfect you deserve a medal
The name Sol Badguy is *also* a reference to Mr. Bad Guy, the debut solo album from Freddie Mercury. So the character is a double reference to Queen’s frontman. The Japanese sure do love their Queen references (see also: the Ogre Battle series).
Resident Evil as well, with the Queen references
Final Fantasy also. Kuja's boss theme and an esper's attack name both reference "We Will Rock You."
Aaannd, the original opening of the anime Big O was a rip-off of Queen song The Flash Gordon Theme... Dang it, Japan!
I'm glad Jane acknowledged this entire list could have just been a compilation of names from Hideo Kojima games
"I don't think we have the time" actually got me to laugh audibly at work, which I haven't done in years. Well played!
"The problem with anime-"
"I don't think we have the time, actually."
"Okay. One of the problems with anime."
That actually killed me im ded
Can't believe you forgot my favourite: Mike Channel, with his ridiculous name!
Thinking about it andy farrant isn't that normal a name either.
This comment should have waaaay more likes.
BURN THE HERETICS!
In a moment of prescience his parents gave him the middle name TH-cam.
@@Sophie_the_Sapphic Both Channell and Farrant are very old English surnames. I think they're cool.
Me when I read the title: “Oh my boy, Facey McShooty will be on this list”
Me after watching: I’m sorry? His name was FACEY. MCSHOOTY.
What game
@@sabbathjackal Borderlands 2, I think.
“SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!!”
He's not supposed to be taken seriously though.
If you take into account how many Borderlands characters have silly names,we'd be here all day....and 90% of them are all psychotic boss characters
I.e., Boom and his twin brother Bewn
"I see a D right now!"
That is some old school OX banter! More please!
Andy: the problem with Anime...
Mike: I don't think we have the time actually
God I didn't think I could love this channel even more
What is Jack Hard up to these day?
Well, do I have the latin phrase for you: "Nomen est omen"
It basically means: The name is giving you a solid idea
There is one thing that solid in me, but that aint my idea
Nominative Determinism
*hears the name Edge Maverick
Me: Hey that's not too bad-
*sees the character
Me: Ooooooooh
Sequel to red ocean ... Red Ocean 2: jack harder lmao 😂😂😂
Jack with a vengeance
"I'd rather Jack (than Fleetwood Mac)"
"Bigger, Bolder, Longer.."
Jack Hard with a Vengeance...Live Free or Jack Hard...A Good Day to Jack Hard...They write themselves! :P
@@AdamusPrime24 good day to jack hard LMFAO
Does that game come with an expansion pack? 😂😏
Ah Star Ocean, how I miss you. I still remember Meracle Chamlotte, who was an insanely good martial artist with a massive DPS and, as the game repeatedly pointed out to you, was 16.
If you've never said "this looks bad. Send in the half-naked back flipping loli catgirl", you've never played Star Ocean...
Pirate Adam and we can’t forget about Precis, the precious teenage girl with a crush on the protags who fights using an army of cute mini-mecha
Was that Mike arguing with Andy during the spoiler list about the coffee?
I mean we'll never know for sure!
But I definitely want an Argument with Mike using that voice and Andy using his SENU voice. 😂
Mike? Obviously that was Aldorb. Duh.
That was definitely Mike. He always does the funnies voices.
Much respect to Mike for being able to say "Jack Hard" without cracking up! :p
I'm gonna name my kid Jetstream Sam.
And teach him to become a cyborg ninja with a stupid smile.
Just falsely pump him up to be the most badass thing over and over again and along with the trait of being arrogant and cocky, it'll come to him naturally.
9:48 "I don't think we've got the time, actually"
That one killed me
Outsidexbox: It's SpoOoOoktober 👻👻
Also outsidexbox, on Halloween: Haha look at these silly names
Jane:...Mrs. Badguy, baby Badguy, grandma Badguy
My brain: grandma Badguy?🤔🤔
Wait Granny Murder?!?!?
"Ceaseless Discharge" is a *running* joke? Well played, Mike.
not sure what that has to do with running. not saying it's never happened, just not while running lmfao
@@thebigminsk1 because in english you say, for example, "my nose is running". same for a river and also every other discharge that your body can produce.
@@RKBock Wow you are not meant for the internet you helped him/her instead of being rude and disrespectful
@@idoommoon7897 I'm very sorry. I'll try again.
@@thebigminsk1 lmao, you dumb.
"biggie small-dude" got me where it hurts, i lost it
How many times did Mike have to say Jack Hard before he could do it without cracking up?
Probably a lot of takes too.
Suda51's actual birth name does indeed include a number. His first name is "Goichi", which directly means "5, 1." Then there's his game "Michigan: Report from Hell", where literally every character's name is a reference to a pro wrestler.
Badguy is also a continuation of the Freddie Mercury reference, one of his solo albums was called Mr. Bad guy xD
I was hoping somebody else knew about this. Freddie's first 'Sol'o album was Mr. 'Badguy'. Sol Badguy.
Well, its no wonder, the creator of guilty gear is known as a really die hard fan of queen, specially of Freddy mercury, he references them in the game every moment he can.
5:28 - can confirm, was at a Tottenham pub during the Barcelona/Tottenham group stage match last year and heard it all the time 😂
I work at Starbucks and the amount of times I get "Barry Macokiner" "Nik Gur" and "Joe Mama" is staggering
Chris Anderson i don’t get the first one
Chris Anderson wait never mind
Chris Anderson “the names bond. Unibond. Im here to fill your crack in.”
I had to say the first one out loud to get it lol
Did you get any Bender Rovers?
Andy: I can see a d right now..
Me: oh damn, what a sick burn!
Errr so no Bud Fensler, Stretch Broadcloth or Mike Channell? I mean come on, you work on a TH-cam Channel and your name is Channell? It's so made up... 🙄
Andy had some great lines this episode: "he's probably jackin it." And "faecal woodrim."
Andy: “The next Star Ocean will be set in a meadow and involve frolicking”
That might have actually been better than what we got.
Didn't we get that lame Integrity and Faithlessness b.s ?
clothar23 Yep. The best thing I can say about it is that it’s playable. The one thought I had through my whole play through was, “Wow, how does the 360 version of The Last Hope look and feel better than this?”
@@danielrothwelliii6712 I was more in awe of how incoherent the story was. I was like 75% in before anything made sense and even then I felt like I was playing the middle of trilogy.
clothar23 I had a similar feeling. I actually thought I was still in the prologue when the characters finally enter their ship. Then it dawned on me this was supposed to be about halfway through or so. Though, the most disappointing thing for me at least was the final boss. During the final phase it just froze in place. Wouldn’t move, flinch, attack or anything. They obviously rushed the game.
We need a final showdown between Jack Hard and The Thing That Is Always Sore in a game called Ceaseless Discharge.
are we entirely sure Sol Badguy isn’t the father of Billie Eilish??
Duh.
Bill Eye Eyelash?
Billie Eilish is a real person.
@@jaredcrabbare we sure sol isn’t?
There was an old Famicom game where a bunch of Japanese guys decided to make up some American sounding names. It gifted us with classics like; Bobson Dugnutt, Glenallen Mixon, and Sleve McDichael
That last one, given the last part of this video, had me laughing harder than it should have.
Mike looks like he's just about to laugh helplessly for the next 7 hours, and honestly, can't blame him
6:34
Mike: " if he's that drunk why is he still kicking my ass?! "
Mike, he's drunk.. it automatically gives you a 50/50 chance of a buff/upgrade.
I love how genuinely amused Mike seems at the Jack Hard bit. How many tries did that take? 🤣
Also, I work with children and REALLY hope none of them ask me to explain what I'm laughing at.
He checks his quest book very often, too see if all objectives are done He also checks on the side quests.
Fun fact, recent study showed the VAST majority of action heroes are named Jack, John or James haha, by a wide margin. He wasn't able to deduce exactly why, if it's just the sound of it just sounds tough, but clearly the makers of this game were on the money
"If you want to have a good anime protagonist, you have to make them be badass and look like they're 12 years old"
Hirohiko Araki: Hold my beer
Ceaseless Discharge is a 'running gag'... nice wording sir, lol.
When it comes to Sol I always thought that the "Bad" part of his surname was in reference to the 90s slang usage of that word which meant the exact opposite. So maybe Sol "Bad"guy was really meant to be interpreted as Sol Goodguy?
We need a Jack Hard 2: The Rise of Jack Hard. Watch as Jack Hard rises up! Jack Hard gets a grip on the situation! He'll be coming to consoles in 2020! Jack Hard is rock solid and ready for action!
Chris James unfortunately the sales turned out to be a flop and only semi recovered its budget.
Haha! That Mike didn't make any dirty jokes is miraculous.
@@TheFunnyhouston Based on what little I saw and heard in that game, that makes sense. People who say "it sucks" to Bethesda games or EA games have forgotten what a real bad game like that is like. Fallout 76 isn't my thing, I choose not to play it, and I kinda reject it from Fallout canon, but it's still way better than that game looked.
Jack Hard 3: Jack Harder! is even better. In the beginning Jack Hard is feeling beat from his strenuous routine. But as the cadence picks up to it's regular tempo, the final delivery is raw and visceral, when Jack Hard explodes unto the screen in a BIG way, in this thrilling climax of cascading action.
EDIT: Saw an old GameTheory today with an late 80s ad for SEGA. "The longer you play with it, the harder it gets! You sit there, eyes glued to the writhing, arcade-quality graphics, pulling and squeezing your knob. Now you're breathing heavily over the digital stereo sound. Now you're shooting all over the place, but it's no use.. GAME OVER.
"the problem with anime --"
"I don't think we have the time actually."
DAMN! props to whoever wrote that one, because that was fucking genius! Had me rolling laughing!
maxie fuqua Was it a joke about how long it takes to finish an anime orrrrrr
@@isaiahhussieun5330 no. It was a joke about how long it would take to explain all the problems with anime.
Mike's bit on Jack Hard was the best thing in the history of OX. Take my like! XD. (Also Imagine saying "Illusive Man" when they ask your name at starbucks)
"Jack Hard" I spit up all my dimmer hahaha
All of these names and not a single one from the Ace Attorney series?!
Seems a little ridiculous, I know. I was hoping to see Oldbag on this list.
*Cough* (Hint, hint.)
I've been having a real bad few days and haven't experienced a lot of genuine joy for a bit. But after hearing the gems of "I don't actually think we have the time for that" and "Jack Hard, which is absolutely a name and not an instruction..." I can't even lie, those gave me a damn good laugh that I've just been needing for awhile. So I thank you guys for that.
Can we count all the stupid usernames we all used and came across on online games?
Best psn name I ever seen is RancidBallSweat. It raises so many questions about the person that would choose to be called this.
You could, but the list would simply be astonishing. :p
My *God* that list would be huge... -And sadly for me I'd be a quarter of it.-
Some of the best ive found:
OneEyedbabyleg
LackofExp
SuperNintenJoe
DivineMuff
LeftHndWanker
Juicy2scoops
BilboTbagginz
Vaindamandangle
Bigblacksnake
With how long I've been playing games online, I lost count long ago. One particular one I do seem to see very often are those with the name of their wifi passwords. Not exactly secure choices if you ask me.
Mike's expression during the entire 'Jack Hard' segment is a priceless treasure. That's the face of a man taking admirable, enviable levels of pride and satisfaction in his work.
Fun fact, recent study showed the VAST majority of action heroes are named Jack, John or James haha, by a wide margin. He wasn't able to deduce exactly why, if it's just the sound of it just sounds tough, but clearly the makers of this game were on the money
If you Google it you can read the breakdown, figures etc it's really interesting, they even ran the numbers excluding sequels etc to remove all the Bond movies from the metric, didn't matter haha
Ah yes, who can forget Jack Hard and his famous catchphrase: "Here's looking at you, kid!". Which is why he's now on a registry.
Dude, youre gonna kill me😂
I was actually waiting for Guybrush Threepwood to be on this list.
"I thought you said your name was Gibberish Driftwood."
"Guybrush Threepwood."
"What's the difference?"
ceaseless discharge sounds like the thing i experience once a month
kaelang12 that’s what I always think of too 😅
And the period jokes begin..Bless you internet never change. Though honestly I expected a Red Ocean reference.
a.k.a. shark week
menstruation jokes aren't funny.
period.
@@rhokesh4391 hah
I wish this came out later, Die Hardman from Death Stranding was pretty rediculous.
"Probably Jackin it!" - Andy Farrant 2019
Imagine there is sequel to Red Ocean, and the protagonist is the son of Jack Hard: Jack Harder
nah, Jack Hard II.
Bonus entry : all the silly names we give when a game lets us name a character
Jack Hard is like what the MST3K crew came up with during their time watching Space Mutiny, along with classics like Blast Hardcheese and Big McLargeHuge.
Mike's cheeky "straight face" then OMG Andy!🤯
The problem with anime. “ we don’t have time” okay. One of the problems with anime hahaha.
Let's not forget the legend "Ian Paul Freely" that appeals to your inner five year old
I dont get it ?
Look at the Initials of "Ian Paul:
@@JayTheProtag oh hehehehe
Or the movie Hot Fuzz’s Peter Ian Staker
Rise of the Triad!
8:55 "According to Guilty Gear's convoluted plot..."
*laughs in Blazblue*
"The problem with anime…"
"I don't think we have the time, actually!"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! XD
I'VE BEEN SLAIN AND THOSE LINES KILLED ME
I love that Andy actually made the joke.
"In case you're eating..."
I am in fact eating, thank you for the abbreviation.
7:26
I’m with you there, Mike. Those are my two favorite non-dessert foods. Italian cuisine is amazing!
12:20 I mean, I’m as fond of vehicle maintenance as much as the next guy, but that’s a bit much
Pizza Pasta exists to rob any 80s kids who've nearly beaten the game of any credibility on the playground.
"Oh yeah? You beat punch out? who do you fight right before Mike Tyson?"
"His name's Pizza Pasta"
"okay sure billy"
Speaking of Hideo Kojima, in Zone of the Enders: the 2nd runner the player takes control of Dingo Egret. Those are literally just two animals indigenous to Australia repurposed as a person's name.
What? I mean Dingo I knew but what is an Egret?
I always saw it as an legit namen.
@@Franky_Sthein a type of heron
Life lesson from Andy: Are you hungry and see Mike eating, remind him of the DS boss Ceaseless Discharge.
Edge Maverick is the most “dark anti-hero(TM)” name ever.
And yet, he's quite the boy scout in-game.
Hot Coldman is one of those names that I honestly didn't think of as silly at the time....or rather I didn't notice I was just so immersed in the overall mission etc
12:30 You can really tell Mike was trying his hardest to keep a straight face
*_hardest_ *_straight_ ftfy
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Beware of Jack Hard, he might have a Ceasless discharge. Because he is a maverick at edging.
"The Problem with Anime.."
Oh boy.. here we go.. xD
Here we go, here we go again.
At least Sergeant Rex "Power" Colt was given that name ironically.
Meadow Frolic sounds like a really enjoyable and peaceful game. I want a copy!
9:55 “Your heroic lead needs to be totally badass and look 12 years old”
[distant ORA noises]
I always name my MMO characters Swift McQuick and you never see him coming.
We need to talk about Ace Attorney. That game includes such pun-tastic names as, April May, Redd White (CEO of Blue Corp.), and, the first witness to ever testify, Frank Sawhit