Lmao, not you laughing at that girl who got clocked by that dude & chuckling _equal rights; equal fights😂_ and then at the end giving us that after school special speech about how you respect all your troops the same after reading homeslice speaking her truth. We the problem AND the solution vibes. Never change Ortiz! 😅❤
I hate watching this in public. Everyone wants to know why I’m laughing. And dark humor can not be explained away. Love the content and thanks for the laugh!
Nikko. 😂 I just watched an Australian female soldier weighing about 112 pounds hold a 15kg weight over her head in a competition against a marine and win lol ❤❤❤
Niko that fight with the kick to the head and man vs woman was over here at the good ol 82nd during All American week! The fights this year turned out awesome! Airborne!2:23
Nikko: I’m all alone there’s no one here beside me Narrator, hiding in the bushes Fat electrician in your fridge Eli double tap under your bed Brandon Herrera in your TV running for Congress about to jump out like the rings And doughnut operator about to kick in your door, shouting stop resisting
Nikko I love your videos they always make my day better and brighter thank you for giving me the much needed laughs. Life is tough but your videos give me something to look forward to ❤
1:03 If both his boys have weapon-systems, this is a strategy; a couple swat-shields for the middle-man makes a technical-unit: a burly-unit holding two-boys with weapon-systems, three heads are better than one; I imagine this is cost effective crowd support.
Always a good day when niko uploads lmao. I leave for basic the 20th, I’m going to be a CE in the Seabees going to miss watching your content when I leave for basic 😂
Bro being ATC in the USAF, once you get your 5 skill level say goodbye to weekends and holidays. Then when you get your 7, hello mids and other bullshit shifts. Haven't had a legit 4 day in years until I went to Germany.
I did that same slip and slide in the rain on the dorm lawn in the Air Force...I'm not sure how to feel about having the same ideas as my crayon eating brethren.
I know it will bite you in the ass in the end, but if I'm re-enlisting I need all my drill Sargents in front leaning rest position while I get sworn back in 😂
This is most certainly going to get buried under all the other comments, but oh well I can say, as a woman who wants to join my own country's military, it helps to hear you say stuff like "If you work hard, we'll take you seriously" and you're right about that girl, it's kinda discouraging to hear from the start that you're supposed to work twice as hard, even though in reality it's not true Anyway, love your energy as always ! And yeah, equal rights equal fights, if I can punch a man, he can punch me back 😆
Nikko - "just work hard, we'll take you seriously"
Nikko when he sees literally any woman in uniform - "....*shoves mic up ass*"
In Niko's defense, the women in uniform posts he reacts to are mainly just thirst traps.
How is this different from how he reacts to the men thirst traps?
@@ENomad for those he uses fuck boy face.
@@ENomad Its not a mic he shoves up there.
And he takes it up the ass seriously too.
Lmao, not you laughing at that girl who got clocked by that dude & chuckling _equal rights; equal fights😂_ and then at the end giving us that after school special speech about how you respect all your troops the same after reading homeslice speaking her truth. We the problem AND the solution vibes. Never change Ortiz! 😅❤
Nikko says smash to every female post. Also Nikko "just work hard, we'll take you seriously."
I hate watching this in public. Everyone wants to know why I’m laughing. And dark humor can not be explained away. Love the content and thanks for the laugh!
At least you’re not watching it at civilian work…
Right?
This 😂😂😂😂
“Equal rights equal fights” got me 😂
Have you never heard that before?
@@JCoffTopicno 😭
@@PsychoJJCGthat’s sad
The helicockter got me😂
😂😂😂
6:45 song is "keep riding me-ur pretty" for anyone wondering. Its a banger frrr
It actually is, but I don’t identify with the lyrics.
Gen z saying “BOOTS” is the Mean Girl saying “that’s fetch”. 😂
Woof
Never gets old Nikko.. never gets old!!
Fr
For real
Lying to the future barracks bunnies is hilarious.
Nikko. 😂 I just watched an Australian female soldier weighing about 112 pounds hold a 15kg weight over her head in a competition against a marine and win lol ❤❤❤
I saw that video too lmao
Nikko helicopter was awesome! Thank you, Nikko and Mr. Editor 💙!
Nikko appreciate you getting real at the end.
Watching someone give it their all creates a reputation most people will respect.
Watching Niko while eating lunch 100/10 would recommend. But not next ur parents ngl that’s a 5/10 experience
Yo nikko you are the best Military TH-camr ever
HLC would like a word
@@medicbabe2IDyo what does that mean
0:27 bro went "helicopter helicopter" mode
Health and comfort inspections are SOOOOO much fun on the ship... especially when it's on a CS (cook)
Niko that fight with the kick to the head and man vs woman was over here at the good ol 82nd during All American week! The fights this year turned out awesome! Airborne!2:23
Knowles just powermoves the whole squad and says fuck it and starts wackin'😂😂
HELL YEAH i get so excited everytime you post
Same
Always a good day when Nikko posts.
Not a good day for these people, though 😂😂❤❤🎉
Love your content keep it up
Protect Nikko at all costs 🫡💯💕👏🏻
Fun fact: you can like a comment by double tapping it
Straight fact. 💯
Didnt know this. Nice
Nikko: I’m all alone there’s no one here beside me
Narrator, hiding in the bushes
Fat electrician in your fridge
Eli double tap under your bed
Brandon Herrera in your TV running for Congress about to jump out like the rings
And doughnut operator about to kick in your door, shouting stop resisting
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love the vids Niko
Nikko I love your videos they always make my day better and brighter thank you for giving me the much needed laughs. Life is tough but your videos give me something to look forward to ❤
Where’s the brutally honest podcast at bro that was the best pod I can’t lie when it was going
"Surround yourself to make you better."
Nikko: B!tch, I'm fabulous all by my lonesome.
Me: You're god damned right!
Loving the vids nikoooo
6:07 the no ribbons
The always feared Morning Wood at Boot Camp!! 😂 Good times!
6:20 we getting 3 and 4 days at least once a month
1:33 the first time in a long time that some females in uniform graced the screen and nikko didnt immediately yell out SMASH
MOM SHUT UP NIKKO POSTED❤!
much love to you nikko, greatly appreciate your videos💜
7:06 "CAC CARD" is crazy....
"CAC" = "Comman Access Card"
Bro is hilarious 😂 love the series. Every time I watch one I want to watch another. Love the humor😂
Great message at the end there Nikko
All the love from New Zealand yo! I absolutely F&$KEN love your content! Hilarious!
Who else agrees with me that he should play horror, games, and film it
YES.
That 180 missile was wild 😂
1:03 If both his boys have weapon-systems, this is a strategy; a couple swat-shields for the middle-man makes a technical-unit: a burly-unit holding two-boys with weapon-systems, three heads are better than one; I imagine this is cost effective crowd support.
We need longer Nikko reactions
Didn’t expect to see my brother at 1:03 😅
Was not ready for the nikkocopter 😂
That super duper paratrooper is in my company he’s going to warrant school for flight soon
Best moments is scrolling through insta and randomly finding Nikko
Another video, another banger ! Keep up the good work Nikko ! 🔥
What’s funny is that the 4 day getting taken away my body made that TikTok while we was in Poland and getting our tents searched😂 good times
NIKKO WE ARE HERE FOR YOU❤
Anything is better than slay. Bussin no cap on God frfr periotdt
Always a good day when niko uploads lmao. I leave for basic the 20th, I’m going to be a CE in the Seabees going to miss watching your content when I leave for basic 😂
That rifle toss… I miss doing clean tosses like that!
That E6 recruiter goes to the gym at 4am every day lol. The one recording is a youtuber in our office. 😂
2:21 I felt that smack through the screen
Half this video is just Athletic Alcoholic week 😂
Bro being ATC in the USAF, once you get your 5 skill level say goodbye to weekends and holidays. Then when you get your 7, hello mids and other bullshit shifts. Haven't had a legit 4 day in years until I went to Germany.
I did that same slip and slide in the rain on the dorm lawn in the Air Force...I'm not sure how to feel about having the same ideas as my crayon eating brethren.
It was the kick for me💀
Damn it Nikko never stop ..
Much love Nikko!!! Would love to have a beer with you in Vegas man. Semper Rah
Nikko I love watching the streams when i can but the reactions are better when I watch them on yt with the editing it’s better
Bruh Nikko looking like the Lisan Al Gaib in the thumbnail lol
1:42 you look around and feel lonely. I look around and remember, that's right ain't no body better than me.
1:35 Nikko doing a Timthetatman move
bro Nikko keep it up
W vid nikko!!
I love it ❤
2:26 more impressive he was still standing after x)
Cac card - common access card card.
It irritates me so much.
@@slovak4life1991 yuppers, I expected Niko to do better 🤣
Ah yes, another good day, watching a Nikko video released 19 minutes before my lunch break 😎
lol Nikko 10/10 has the best teeth on youtube.......
Bouta go on vacay, still gonna watch u ❤
hell yea i just got on CQ, perfect timing!!!
I love your channel and my brother is in the Marines
Love these videos funny ASF man stay up Nikko 👍😊
BRO GOT EM HOPS
EVERY TME I TRY TO GET ON YOUR TWITCH YOU ALWAYS DO IT WHEN ITS 3AM IN AUSTRALIA LIKE FUCKING DO IT EARLY'ER
No but why was 2:50 a LOOK though 😂👏 tactical fashion
Twitch? Nobody got time for that Nikko!
God I love all American week
WHATS UP NIKO
Dude my mother might let me join air cadets
Number one.
Sheesh daddies back
I know it will bite you in the ass in the end, but if I'm re-enlisting I need all my drill Sargents in front leaning rest position while I get sworn back in 😂
"what cod perk is this" is crazy
This is most certainly going to get buried under all the other comments, but oh well
I can say, as a woman who wants to join my own country's military, it helps to hear you say stuff like "If you work hard, we'll take you seriously" and you're right about that girl, it's kinda discouraging to hear from the start that you're supposed to work twice as hard, even though in reality it's not true
Anyway, love your energy as always ! And yeah, equal rights equal fights, if I can punch a man, he can punch me back 😆
WE LOVE NIKKOOOOOOOOOO
0:42 that’s som full metal jacket shish
I love your show. You should do it on Twitch though.
Nikko should do game training with (that) grandpa
You should do a video on why you shouldn’t try to go head on with trained professionals like security cam videos and stuff like that
Was about to comment “where can we watch these live” and was answered 30 seconds later 🤣
The Nikkocopter
He should try reacting to military rap songs
You look so boots sounds like an insult😂
I got to say I’m sick and this made my day
Nikko the best