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Context for the cookie-cutter sharks: They attach themselves to fish / sea mammals and cut off a round chunk of flesh to eat. Early in the US submarine programs the communication devices were being damaged by the cookie-cutter sharks cutting out bits of the equipment thinking it was something they could eat. To combat this the materials used were hardened and now the sharks leave the submarines alone.
Yeah, if I remember correctly, it was the rubber covering of equipment that they were taking bites out of. Something similar happened with giant squid which actually helped classify the species.
Thank
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(I knew this already but i wanna be apart of this)
This actually happened to the US and USSR so often, they each thought it was intentional sabotage by the other, until a sub surfaced with one still attached.
3:55 Everyone thought the first platypus had to have been a fake and had to have been sewn together from multiple animals given the fact of how weird they looked.
…right up until they got bit
A bit more info: At the time, PT Barnum (the guy from the greatest showman) was displaying things such as "mermaids" in his museum when in fact they were a fish skeleton and a monkey skeleton combined, so when the british heard about a creature that looked like a fusion of a duck and a beaver they assumed it was one of his
Robin suffocating on the smoke every time the merch plug comes in always cracks me up.
This is the first time I'm noticing it since I like to listen to them and only glance over every time. Damn what a fantastic bit
It isn't in everyone. I am making up my own lore to the ads that maybe someone is trying to kill him for the sweet merch or kidnap him
YOU STOLE MY FUCKING COMIC I LOVE YOU FOR NOTICING.
DUDE, does. Video. Games. Cause. Violence. NO NO THEY DONT
(Talking about your 15 year old upload)
11:29 Ok but the difference between Flappy Bird and Only Up is that Flappy Bird was removed because the creator feared it was becoming too addictive, but Only Up was removed because people were calling out the devs for shitty practices like stealing assets and promoting NFTs in the game
the flappy bird creator also received thousands, if not millions of death threats because of people dying on a mobile game, and his mental health got to such a low point that he felt the only option left was to delete flappy bird.
So one was the internet being scum, and one was the dev
@@notoriousgoblin83 Exactly.
15:30 I actually recently had an extremely revealing conversation about this with a friend from the US (being European - but not Italian - myself). The friend also disliked lasagna because he doesn't like ricotta and my first reaction was "since when is there ricotta in lasagna?"
One Google later, turns out that there are *two* traditional ways of making lasagna - one with ricotta, like my friend knows, and one with bechamel, which is the one I'm used to. The reason why the US Americans tend to know the ricotta version best is because the origins of these two versions come from, respectively, the North and South regions of Italy - meaning the US version of lasagna is more likely to have ricotta because it was primarily Southern Italians who brought it to the States.
So for those of you who don't like lasagna because of the ricotta, try one with bechamel!
Oh god, poor Americans, lol. Béchamel is so good, never knew someone makes lasagna with anything else (except when they’re experimenting, of course).
This is fascinating how easily America could have had the better lasagna, if only the right part of Italy shared the recipe! Lasagna with bechamel is the standard where I am, and it is so good.
Never even heard of bechamel
...Wait. There's TWO versions of lasagna!!? I've always had lasagna with ricotta cheese.
...My palate's going to be tainted the moment I try the bechamel version, and I'll never be able to eat lasagna with ricotta again won't I?
@@gigaswardblade7261 maybe you’ve heard of it as white sauce? Milk, flour, butter and stuff for taste? Lasagna one usually has nutmeg. It’s quite easy to make and goes hard with pasta
Meme about the Platypus was about the fact that when he brought back a corpse everyone thought it was a taxidermy and thereby a fake so when they dissected it they couldn't find any stitches connecting the mismatched Parts together.
10:56 horses were always like that. Lippizaner horses - the traditional 'war horse', always white like in the first picture - are serious characters to work with and are now used for movies because they're comparatively easy to train to not fear things like loud noises, flashes of light etc. I have also been told that if they're treated with respect, they bond really strongly with their rider and absolutely will kick a mofo to death for threatening them.
However... your average teenage horse girl really doesn't need one of those. Even during the Napoleonic wars and such, people just *also* needed horses to drive carts, pull giant logs, win races and other such things. Even on the battlefield you didn't only get the actual warhorses, you got the horses ridden by messengers (small, fast, and not particularly courageous), and again, draft horses to pull things...
4:37 Fun fact: muscle actually has quite a bit of weight to it. So if you’re genuinely getting stronger and your fat percentage is decreasing, but you’re still gaining weight, that may not be the alarm bell you may think it is.
True muscles are heavier than fat,
his waist size is the same as mine, and he's 4 inches taller then me. he's 300lb, easy.
Fun fact, if you only take into account the men who ask for custody in divorce court, men are actually more likely to get custody than women, not less. People think that men are less likely to be awarded custody because so few men request custody in court. Most only complain after the fact instead of actually going through the legal process.
Perhaps were you live
Not where I live. We had a man hating family court judge. She really screwed up a bunch of men's lives by denying custody and imposing excessive child support and alimony payments. It took me weeks to find a lawyer that would even take my divorce case and I was told "You are going to get screwed over".
That's just sad. Do they only realize they would miss their kids later??
12:41 i googeled it and uhhh i sure as heck didn't expect a war criminal which is known for his obscure ways of cannibalism
what happened though?
Yeah, that's f***d up.
Please context I crave
Please give me the cursed wisdom
@@diputston then google it yourself. I won't traumatize the FBI Agent looking at my search history again.
8:44 FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT, when you have a friend who's the opposite gender you have atleast 5 people at the BARE MINIMUM asking if you're dating.
My dad failing the "Do not ask your son why they aren't trying to date their female friend" challenge for the seventh time
Finally, someone else talked about those amazing fucking skeleton memes bc I love them so much
they're so wonderfully chaotic
WELCOME TO THE PACK, BROTHER!
Dost thou have a timestamp?
After a quick google, "General Butt Naked" seriously undersells just how messed up the guy was. He was a warlord during the First Liberian Civil War, and he also forced his entire unit to also wear nothing but shoes and magic charms, claiming that it made them bulletproof. Oh yeah, and the unit consisted primarily of _child_ soldiers. Children that he also forced to take psychoactive drugs so they would be more willing to listen to him.
And we can't forget that he would also regularly commit child sacrifices and cannibalism, supposedly because the devil told him it would make him and his soldiers stronger. Whenever they would they would capture a new town, he would slaughter one of the town's children and eat their heart raw. He also committed non-ritualistic killings and cannibalisms of children, drowning them while they were swimming or snapping their necks underwater. Sometimes he made it look like an accident, and sometime he just slaughtered them.
"General Butt Naked" just makes him sound like a regular loon that thinks himself the modern day Caratacus.
holy shit
I thought he was just a slut but damn....
What. The. Fuck
So he was possibly inspiration for The Dung Eater.
Jesus.
Rest in Peace Steve Harwell.
He was not only an All Star, but a shooting star, and broke the mold~
3:54 When explorers discovered The Platypus, naturalists thiught it was a scam and checked its hide thoroughly for seams or evidence of sewing.
To be fair, this was around the time people would sew a cow's torso to a tuna's tail and call it a mermaid, so a Duck-Beaver with spikes on its ankles would be rather suspect.
Imagine they're abject shock upon learning said spikes were also highly venomous.
@@Going4Broke2528 Yay! Neurotoxin!
Did they cut the legs off the cow and replace the tail with a tuna’s?
@@gigaswardblade7261 The whole bottom half.
@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 now I need a photo of that
7:29 for context in the 70s multiple US Navy submarines were forced to return to base for repairs after cookie cutter sharks but through the neoprene boots of the sonar domes, causing the sound transmitting oil inside to leak which affected navigation. This was fixed by replacing the neoprene domes with fiberglass ones. In the 80s 30 more submarines were damaged after cookie cutter sharks bit through many rubber coated components, which were fixed with fiberglass again
Man it sucks knowing the creator of all star passed away he is such a legend, may they rest in peace ❤️
Hol up WHAT- WHEN HOW WHO WHAT, NOOO
@@Vampgrimreaper611 September 4th
What's all star
@@daringd3lta574 right oops forgot what day it was I was half asleep
@@NachtAsile I'm only a teenager. How do I feel this old?
On the Platypus things: When somebody first described a platypus and brought back a taxidermized specimen, naturalists thought it was a hoax, because it was such a ridiculous mash-up of known animals. Think about it: It's a venomous duck/beaver that lays eggs and sweats milk. If you hadn't heard of it before, you'd probably be skeptical too.
6:00 "Never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity"
6:51 The word "Dutch" actually has the same origin as "Deutsch" which is German for German and "Duits" which is Dutch for German. That means that since Germany is called "Deutschland" in German and "Duitsland" in Dutsch "Dutchland" basically means Germany. The reason why the people and language from the Netherlands are called "Dutch" is because at the time that the English started calling them that they were still seen as German. If you were to change the language to represent this better then Germany would be "Dutchland", German "Dutch" and Dutch "Netherlandish"(since the Dutch word for it is "Nederlands").
English
Am I right?
1:32 the fact that her hair is under the text on her shirt implies that either it is a part of the shirt or she is indeed ai generated-
The hands are actually done well so I don't think it's ai generated
@@PerhapsDavethe text is literally over her hair
The text was added to the picture, look at the zipper
@@PerhapsDaveAI can do hands perfectly now
"What was this from? The Simpson's Movie?"
Yes. Homer was playing Grand Theft Walrus while in Alaska.
It's a Pepe, Robin. 1:56 is a Pepe. Come on, i can't see three inches without my glasses and I can still see it, ya goober :v
In his defense I also couldn't tell
Omg thanks !!
Holy shit it is too
I don't know what a pepe is
@@MinTea14 Pepe the Frog, a subject of many memes and often used for emotes in Twitch/TH-cam streams.
Will I pause my music for my friends? No. But will I pause my music for Emkay? YESSSSSSS
Its pretty great,yeah.
Yeah
FRR
YEAAAA
if your friends aren’t as good as emkay, it’s time to find new ones
4:02 The context is the platypus looks like several animals sewn together. It has a duck bill, the fur and tail of a beaver, webbed toes, venomous spurs on its hind legs, lays eggs, and secretes milk through its skin.
3:20, The dog playing Toto was paid more than the Munchkins. Let that sink in.
THE DOG WAS PAID?!?
@@OhNoEveryoneDiedi mean he was working
Also the dog had a broken leg or paw during he recording apparently
it's still crazy that the girl from the wizard of oz was FORCED to smoke 80 CIGERATES A DAY AT 16
No way bro, thats like nearly 7 cigarettes an hour
@@zombiekiwi yeah at 16 years old
A lot of the rumors were exaggerated, by Judy Garland herself too. There are books debunking all the myths with interviews from the actors themselves. Kaz Rowe here on youtube did a great (45 minute) video going through all the common myths (Garland's diet, the asbestos, etc) and even shows a couple of interviews with Garland where she's making jokes.
What is apparently true is that the director at one point slapped Garland to get her to stop laughing for a shoot, which is horrible.
@@BlueBat1884No, he's saying it's not physically possible. You'd be dead within 3 days.
You're talking COAL PLANT level lung damage there.
@@Trickpantsyou seem like the right person to ask, what the hell is BTS history? Behind the scenes?
I approve of using meme videos as a platform for important PSAs.
6:38 Twitter Lite, the forgotten child.
1 horsepower is defined as the average power an average work horse could be expected to put out over an 8 h shift. Hence, a 1 hp engine could replace one work horse. Just like how you can do much heavier work in a burst than continuously, a horse can output around 14 hp in a burst, but only 1 continuously
I've been diagnosed with CPTSD, which I'd never heard of but it makes a lot of miserable freaking sense.
"Condoms are not expensive"
They are if you're allergic to latex lmfao
Then get a non latex one?
@@nameunn5479 As someone who has indeed purchased non-latex condoms in the past, I can confirm that they are indeed very expensive, as opposed to what was claimed in this video.
"Condoms are not expensive"
No, but America has this fucking weird thing about keeping sexual health products under lock and key as opposed to shops in the UK and Europe just having them available to purchase outright. If you're a bit shy or insecure about letting someone know you're planning to get laid, it may be an issue
"keeping sexual health products under lock and key" wait what? why?
If you are confident enough to get someone to be with you. You can ask for protection dammit.
I always thought that was to prevent thedt
@@kieravermeal9127idk maybe its to prevent ppl making holes
12:41 heres an excerpt from the wikipedia. --became a warlord, leading a unit of several dozen combatants (consisting primarily of child soldiers) known as the Naked Base Commandos which operated primarily around the Monrovia area. The unit, including Blahyi himself, frequently wore no clothing except for their shoes and magic charms, earning Blahyi the nom de guerre 'General Butt Naked'. Blahyi claimed that this practice made him and his soldiers "immune to bullets." During the conflict, Blahyi's forces perpetrated numerous atrocities, including cannibalism and human sacrifice.- plus some other horrific shit like giving soldiers drugs and killing kids
13:50 I mean I could argue that humans have been selectively breed as well, or atleast some of them have
5:00 It actually is there. There is metric horse power and actual horse power, or something like that. Using actual horse power, you can calculate other animal’s power too. Like I one time found the camel power of a porche
Please let me know what the camel power was, or at least how to do the conversion myself
God I love those skeleton ones. We should have a subreddit for that; and if we do, we should have more videos on it.
15:07 that dude is swinging a golf club at a hornets nest
I imagine people like historical pirates in the same way they like historical knights.
As femboys?
@@gigaswardblade7261yes
Yes
15:51 The first season covers the first 45 episodes of the anime. Season 2 looks like it will go up to episode 91 or 92 of the anime unless they get to Alabasta during the season.
13:18 they should create a vehicle in War Thunder called UFO recovered by the US government, then just wait for somebody to leak the real blueprints. 😂
3:04 yeah, my dad can relate to that one. He only won custody of me because my mom didnt fight him, and only won custody of my sister because her mom was a rapist and drug addict who was dating a convicted child killer - and it was still apparently an uphill battle that took a few years
*W A T*
You good man?
Fuck man you good
@@Kelptonic I mean...probably?
5:05 other way around. 1 horse is worth 15 horsepower.
The England-Australia one was just (I think) a platypus upside down
The lasagna-hating guy has a point.
12:48 imagine Nintendo lawyers alone make unity chamge 💀
These videos with Robin are becoming more and more like his therapy sessions
in my eyes, robin is becoming a jaded old man complaining at every single thing the younger generations are doing
@@kamilslup7743 Im 18 and i agree a part of our generation sucks
I've never watched One Piece, but I will say it is so refreshing to see a live action adaptation be received so well. Might give it a shot :D The live action, that is. I don't have nearly enough time to go through 900 episodes of the anime to get to the good part... or however long it takes.
Personally, i enjoyed it right from the start, but most of the people who say they didnt started liking it during baratie, which is pretty soon in if you have the magical "+15" button to get through the earlier parts. Theres also the manga, which seems to be more enticing at the start if you think that would work too.
As I have heared, the best thing abou this adaptation is that the author didn't sold all rights and forced them to follow his original ideas 🤣
6:12 noo no no! this one i get. have you every tried to ask somthing "hey, why did you do that thing when i told you to stop" or "why do you ask me things like "is she hot" when you know that no mter what i say you will get mad at me" asking for help outside of your box is not always bad. getting thins in context helps alot and seeing if this thing is odd or normal also helps.
Okay, for the context on 10:27, the silent film was called "Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat". it was a silent film of exactly what you expect
the crazy part is, it frightened people so much because they thought that the train *was coming through the screen right at them.*
it's quite fascinating once you look into it.
One like means one less depressing video Robin has to make. Let's get him some happy subreddits.
yeah, let's get damien on the bad subreddits, because he makes them funny. Robin on the good subreddits, and Jack and Lexi randomly appearing in videos.
no
I disliked this one because I feel like Robin is objectively funny on these negative ones.
nice to know he doesnt give a rats ass about someone falsely accusing someone of domestic violence, sometimes listening to him makes me realize how sheltered his life must have been.
To be fair, the last 2-ish months he's been way too jaded and doesn't bother with anything, including basic research to get a joke.
Dankmemes on EmKay is a certified hood classic.
6:30 okay but a girl actually did ask me out once and I was so bullied and hated by literally everyone I assumed they were joking and so I said no
8:18 IT COST *H O W M U C H* ?
1:37 its definitely AI the text on the clothes is over the hair
7:09 really don't like the implication that Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are the same or equally responsible in this situation he was a victim of abuse. Like severe domestic abuse. This wasn't drama and it wasn't about the Limelight. I can understand not wanting to hear about Amber Heard but just Johnny Depp wasn't even mentioned here so there's no point in throwing him into the mix
16:16 Netflix? Working wuth the original content creator?! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Great vid,love your voice. And the happy place meme was about a wierd perspective. There was a pepe frog image in it
12:57 T H A N K YOU. FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT
12:47 That Nintendo meme got me. Can't wait to see how that goes.
Also, you know that youtube’s gotten Emkay down BAD when they censor the GUNS.
They didnt even censor the knives, or the f-word, just guns???
@@zombiekiwi Maybe? I don’t know ENTIRELY…
Some T2S meme reading channels censor any word
@@skootergirl22 Damn… pity.
And cigarettes
1:30 god I remember my elementary school teacher miss conklin, she was an old grouch who would follow the class around in a golf cart, legendarily hard to impress, somehow one year I managed to get one of those cheap “Good job!” Printout slips the teachers would give to students who did something especially well during class, while it was cheap, coming from her it was basically a gold medal as far as the other kids in class were concerned. I still have that old thing
Context for general butt naked: he was one of the generals in liberia that fought COMPLETELY naked because it gave him a sense of bravery and had him thinking he would never be hurt (he's a pastor now and started a small organization to help kids scarred and traumatized from the war in liberia)
9:33 *cries in every other Jamiroquai song sucking aside from Virtual Insanity*
7:45 I actually had shrimp fried rice a couple of days ago.
6:20 that happened to me once, a girl that i didn't like got rejected by me, because, low and behold...
She said something demeaning to me every time i walked by her dest, to my desk
The British didn't believe that the platypus was a real animal when explorers first documented it
*the hate for amber heard burning brighter after I see the mercy cosplay*
0:57 HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THE SHOW WAS ABOUT PIRATES!
13:40 Based on the context, cats being self- domesticated originally and are thus still God's creations. Therefore, cats will go to heaven.
Context for flappy bird removal: the creator was harassed constantly by people, some were parents claiming their children addicted to it, and there was also rumors of gangs and criminals that was involved. Coincidentally, the moment it got removed, dozens of copy cats from big gaming companies came out of the woodwork, I’m not a conspiracy theorist but there seems to be more to the story.
"I heard the manga (One Piece) is supposed to end in a couple of years"
Oda after being asked what is going on after hitting 1000 chapters: What do you mean? That was the introduction.
12:08 Wasn't one of history's greatest pirates a chinese woman named Ching Shih, aka The Pirate Queen?
I researched pirates for an advanced English class and she is, in fact, a very famous pirate. She took over after her husband died and used fear to secure her position of power. She is very interesting. I didn't research Ching Shih super deeply but I did mention her in my research project. Anne Bonny and Mary Read are also famous female pirates.
@@Juzokinnie awesome
7:34 they would take bites out of submarines iirc
It only took starting at the "happy place" scene for a minute or two then getting blurry-eyed from the staring to realize it's freaking PEPE!
I swear Todd must have gotten told off by Microsoft or something, because I hear people constantly talking about how they didn't realise there wouldn't be that much actual space travel or planet travel in Starfield. Yet he straight up said in an interview shortly after that very first gameplay trailer many things which implied this was the case. Didn't see much of that info after the showcase, which is why I think someone told him off for being too honest.
No joke, people are surprised it didn't have as much as they thought. But from what I'd heard him say, there was more to it than I expected. like even the pointless randomly spawned houses and shit on planets was more than I thought it would have outside of set locations.
we made it boys, an emkay video mentioning overwatch where I'm NOT playing the game while watching
People complaining about going camping when all they brought was a cup of ramen and a blanket be like:
"I'm going to bed"
Same Joe, same
@13:40 by this same logic, humans also do not go to heaven since we reproduce ourselves. All Dogs Go To Heaven, its says so in the cartoon movie from the 90s (maybe 80's?).
12:30 he’s saying that like he was secretly a pirate in his past life
THE EMKAY GODS IS THE DANKIEST OF ALL TIME
real
(not clickbait)
3:41 omg Robin said it… the f word…
😱
15:09 I don’t even like lasagna in any sense at all, but this sentence has activated a sense of violence in me that I have never experienced before, and I feel as if I could light somebody on fire.
Context for the goofy-ass animal one: When the platypus was first discovered, scientists who hadn't seen a living one thought it was a hoax, since it looked so weird. They even questioned the authenticity of the skeleton.
IT’S NOT ABOUT THE GOLD IT’S ABOUT THE GLORY
Regarding the lasagna post: I dislike lasanga, but that's because my mother always made it somehow both too dry and too wet. I like it when it's uniform about how it's cooked. But the cheese is nice, dude, that's not what you should worry about.
Ya worry about it being the wrong color or melting.
16:15 well fun fact, they probably will only have like 100 or so maybe less, since they already went through a fair amount of episodes
15:10 That awkward moment when you actually agree with the unpopular opinion. Though that’s mostly due to my family being sensitive to certain textures with food.
Side note, cottage cheese is an excellent substitute in lasagna for those who can’t stand the taste of ricotta.
I had an existential crisis the other day while I was baking so I used no-purpose flour.
I think we already went from micro USB to USB-C so I'm sure if anything significantly better comes along we'll get that.
But until then it's just nice that two cables (for the under stuff and the new stuff) are enough, and I'll always have more spares than I'll ever need. 😅
1:29 The picture on the right somehow looks like every single person in my family combined. God I love French Catholics.
Robin: "Man, i had no clue it was a pirate thing, but man am I hooked."
Me: was that an intentional joke or not? it sounds like it wasn't
My boyfriend from the other room: "oh bleh, is that Robin?"
Me: "yeah sorry"
BF: "turn it off. Change it. We are a Lexi household I will not have this"
* gasp *
5:00 About the horsepower: Yes, the maximum output of a horse is about 15 horsepower, but the average over a day of work is around 1 horsepower.
1:50 Look at it from further away. It’s pepe
Todd Howard is basically the new Peter Molyneux. Overhypes his games, and promisies features that aren't in the game.
10:57 Well... Cavalry kinda changed from hoofbound to trackbound in the 20th century. Tank units are referred to as armored cavalry now, so... Horses can rest easy now. Though I can predict they'll become pests in the future just like pigeons did.
9:23 i believe its talking about how high the suicide rate is
No it’s vaping
what?
@@jacksonm6969 vaping is the leading cause of death under 40 what did you not understand
@@RmationYT your so wrong it's impressive
@@ratherrazz4798 but isn’t it? I’m confused man