Sex and the City - The Cinema Snob
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Writer and Creator: Brad Jones
Illustration: Shaun Millington
Theme Song: Sad Panda
End Stinger: The ToonWerks
The Cinema Snob reviews the movie version of Sex and the City. - ภาพยนตร์และแอนิเมชัน
"Carrie wait I'm sorry" said with all the passion of a McDonalds cashier reading your order back to you.
I just realized Brad knows more about sex and the city than an inner city homosexual.
And his girlfriends just kept on getting hotter!
I'm curious as to how you came to think inner city homosexuals have any interest in Sex and The City....I don't think most of them even watch that much TV.
I'm confused. This *isn't* a bad porn spoof?
It's just about as well written and directed as a bad porn spoof?
Also, third, or whatever it is the kids say these days.
Cowabunga? That's still a thing, isn't it?
And while I'm providing a running commentary:
Best. Bushwhacked. Gag. Ever.
(no, really, I had a proper guffaw at that. And the followup.)
Beany2007FTW it's been been over a month since he reviewed something other than a knock off or porn spoof
Whisper it, but in all seriousness, I really had assumed that someone had made a porno spoof of SATC and had named it SITC (or vice versa).
I genuinely wasn't expecting the actual film. Totally worth it it though.
Lauras 'fake carrie' monologues initially caught me out as well. A little more work on the audio levels and I'd probably have completely fallen for some of the subtler ones.
That was the first thing that came to my mind as well.
I honestly like when Brad gets genuinely passionate about this and other stuff that surprises me. It's just sweet how you care about the original series and characters
I don't know what I was expecting to see today, but it certainly wasn't Brad reviewing Sex & The City and also referencing The Critic.
But what the hell, I'm game :)
So The Snob is a Miranda.
BTW I was a big Sex and the City fan until the films came out and ruined any good will I had towards the franchise. Rewatching the show recently, it was pretty good! The last season kind of sucked because I wasn't very interested in Carrie's various plots, especially since I hated how her whole arch was whether or not she would end up with Big. I really enjoyed everything else, though. And yes, I fucking hated how the movie ruined the series. The second film was way, way worse though.
Whenever I hear the title "Sex and the city" I think of that American Dad joke where Roger tortures Stan with a reading of the first draft of this film.
I always think of the old-school Family Guy episode where Brian's gay friend calls in a favor, making it sound like sexual hijinks will ensue, and it turns out he just wants to watch Sex and the City with him. Brian's summary: "So... it's a show about three hookers and their mom?" always pops up in my head whenever this franchise is referenced.
scitechian I used that line over at the review for the sequel.
All those closets and no War Room jokes?
That's a missed opportunity, Brad.
iceheart862 This movie is not Dove Approved for those jokes
R Kelley
Sy
BUSHWHACKED
BUSHWHACKED FEVER.
(there's a cream for that)
That's the whackiest thing I ever hoid.
Bushwacked 3: President Killer.
Why is that so funny
@KindHrt77 Actual Lee, it is Bushwacked To: Playing with Fire
I kinda love the show too much to have ever found the will to watch the movie, knowing they were gonna shit on the entire development of the former, like you said. But this review? This I can do. Thanks for making it bearable, Snob. (Plus my mind is also blown that you watched the show and know *exactly* why this movie hurts. I didn't expect it.)
Rebeca A. Yes, stay away from the films. I stayed away from the show for a few years because I thought watching both movies was a good idea. Eventually, I decided to rewatch the show and was surprised at how good it was because I only remember the pains of seeing the characters become parodies of themselves. Snob's review was a lot of fun. LOL
this is the longest i've ever sat through anything that had sex and the city in the title.
I know right?!
Same. XD
I can't wait to see for the Sex and City 2 review
Me, too. From what I've heard, it sucks more than this one.
SpeedyEric1 oh it sure does! Lol
It's rage inducingly bad... the girls go to Abu Dhabi and take on the issue of women/feminism _in the Middle East_.
Is that really the plot? How did someone successfully pitch that? Honestly gotta respect that talent, even if put to such evil use.
SpeedyEric1 it's fucking atrocious! They just went on vacation to the Emirates, filmed around, and called it a day.
Is that Jay Sherman? That's a great costume, Brad.
it's about time someone referenced that show.
I loved that show! Plus props to Brad for this skit!
I loved that show! Plus props to Brad for this skit!
IT STINKS!
At times Brad does reference the Critic in his reviews
When I saw the title I honestly couldn't tell if he was going to review the actual thing or a porn parody.
Juan Alfaro Nahhhh. If it were porn spoof it would be called Sex in the Titty or something.
They decide to make a scat parody, titled "Spunk in the Shitheap".
Then a rival studio of theirs releases a copycat titled "Shat on his Jimmies"
but many agree it isn't anywhere as good their previous title, "Dreck on my Titties"
If it was one more than likely it would be called Sex and the city XXX a porn parody..
The only thing that's worse than a tacked on post-series movie is one that disregards continuity and character growth. And I don't even watch Sex and the City!
Honestly, I think the post-series movie thing CAN work if you are talented enough to write how well you can appease the concept from the most logical way possible instead of making shit up that mis-represents and ruins your franchise's legacy.
The Farscape and Firefly movies were both awesome. Granted, they were written and directed by the shows' showrunners, and more importantly, made with passion
When you watch a chick-flick and your girlfriend gets drunker and angrier than you...
A great point
Looking at this movie, my constant thought, looking at everything is, "It must be nice to have money." Every character is this wealthy, vapid stereotype blank slate and they're designed that way on purpose so that idiot viewers can put themselves in their shoes and see themselves and their friends as these characters in their fantasies. This movie of course doesn't do that justice by having one shit in her pants, but you know what I mean. Many people have fantasies of having these New York adventures, finding love, dating guys, going out with friends to trendy cupcake and wine bars (Yes, this is the show that started that trend). Many people have these fantasies of having this "upscale life" and these "goofy adventures" and by making these characters as blank and stereotypical as possible, it allows people to assign themselves to one, one of their friends to another, another friend to another. Everyone has a friend who's "The funny one.". Everyone has a friend who's "The straight one." etc.. That's how they wrote this show.
I thought it was a bold casting choice to replace Sarah Jessica Parker with Iggy Pop as Carrie.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The snob has the best angry face I've ever seen.
This review has become one of my new favorites just because of Brad knowing Sex and the City better than its own creators.
I told my mother what the subject of this video was, and she immediately seemed to have an extended PTSD flashback.
Conclusion: IT STINKS
Ditto
wha wha whaaaaaaaaaaaa
There were so many problems: The phony June Lockhart wedding, the unmotivated Irish-bashing, Charlotte's use of the Evil Eye...
Overall, both the TV series and the movies stinks
Yeees, Mr. Sherman, everything stinks.
Who else finds Snob's reviews more convincing than the Nostalgia Critic's?
At least Cinema Snob actually researches the movies he reviews.
He’s incredibly film savvy given how he is able to name drop movies that actors starred in at the drop of a hat.
who else tought it was going to be a porno?
Sex and the City is basically a porno for vapid women.
it wasn't? But the Dog....
it is a super low budget porno
I thought it was Woody Allen's puke.
Ah, 2008, the year when WALL-E came out, MCU started, and, two shitty movie adaptation of long forgotten television show suddenly appeared in our theaters. Why?.
What was the other one?
Trystan McClellan Don't forget Kung Fu Panda! That was a great movie!
29AndreG I think he was referring to Hannah Montana's movie. And just saying that makes me appreciate Ariana Grande's unexpected stardom so much more.
"Get Smart"?
That's the year I gave my first blowjob, too.
I remember my ex-best friend dragging me to see this as well as the sequel. I didn't watch the series and I had no interest in seeing it or the movies. At least I got popcorn and soda, that was the only good thing that came from seeing the movies.
The show was actually decent. The movies are the kinda shit you'd put on to torture someone.
I think the more fucked up thing about the dog humping is that the director had to cue the dog to do that every time offscreen.
Love the reference to "the critic"
Funny he did a 'Critic' reference because Moviebob did a video about him earlier.
Marc Baker you know I was going mentioned that, but wasn't sure if Bob Chipman watchers also watch cinema snob!
I never like the show, I felt that Carrie was a terrible character, she's extremely selfish and she doesn't know what she wants.
EvolMuzik4ever Like Rowdy C said: "It's Twilight for Adults!"
EvolMuzik4ever yeah she's awful. I used to get sucked into watching rerun episodes of the show because to me it was like a wreck I couldn't look away from. I couldn't relate to any of the main characters because they're all wealthy big city women that buy pairs of shoes that cost more than I make in several months lol
I find Carrie to be the worst of the four women, but I appreciate that she's human and fucks up and owns up to it. But it's hard to root for her when she continually puts herself in shitty relationships and expects her friends to put up with it. IDK As I've gotten older, I've come to constantly change my views of this show. Some elements of the show are great, while some others are really fucking annoying.
Carrie also treated a lot of guys like sh!t, but of course it was always about how pooooooor Carrie was so hurt by so many evil men. She did a lot of sh!tty things -- honestly her lying to Miranda, who was always supposed to be her bestest of the best friends, about her affair with Big, and the level she and Big sank to with fecking in the bed he shared with his WIFE, and Carrie running out of the apartment when poor Natasha came home early (a young woman who did nothing wrong but trust Big), oh that was some truly brutal sh!t. I got that Carrie was very flawed -- and the show clearly indicated that -- but it was hard for me to like her again (I also thought her histrionics with "the Russian" were irritating as well -- both of them were too old for that crap).
aw i like carrie, though to be fair i've only seen a few episodes. plus it may just be because i find sarah jessica parker likable :)
My mom was a huge sex and the city fan so I had to go to the movie with her...
It's the only movie I've ever been under dressed at.
You do realise you now have to snob the sequel... dear God, the sequel...
Jay Sherman cameo and paper throwing away for good characters written terribly are best part of the video.
Of course she picked the magical Mamie black chick as a assistant/get advice from lol
Ohhhh.... XD
Anyone else shocked and, by God, kind of impressed by Brad's intimate knowledge of and appreciation for "Sex and the City" lore? I know I'm referencing the wrong show, but thanks Brad. You watch it so I don't have to.
Man, the Snob knows quite a few people who look like him...
He's probably the product of a porno gone bad and all these people are actually his siblings.
Brad, slow the fuck down; take a vacation; do something: I'm still trying to catch up on the 10 year anniversary videos. :)
The best character, Harry....the one who says the least. Sums up the movie perfectly
I can honestly say I never understood the appeal of Sex and the City the characters seemed like worst female upper class stereotypes one could come up with. I remember seeing dozens of female characters like them in the mid to late nineties with their high price shoe fetish and shopping addiction. Not to mention they seem to on the edge of an orgasm at the mar mention of some high end designer.
I hate to admit I have both these on video
Will you do Sex and the city 2? This was absolutley hilarious
A snobby review of "Sex & the City 2" would rival the length of "Nymph()maniac".
And I would watch that 5 hour review on repeat
Maggie Auzenne Likewise. And you get brownie points for referencing the actual length of the film and not the cut version. :-)
He did do sex and the city 2 recently
Nick foley ki.
A horse, a firing bush, a fruitcake and a nympho walks into a bar. Sex And The City in a nutshell.
So when are you reviewing the latest McBain movie?
that's what I call break neck speed
The Count of Monte Cristo a man just died
It warms my heart that you're into Sex and the City. My friends and I spent many a weekend afternoon in high school yelling at the show - in an engaged way, not a hatewatching way - and it makes me sad that in a lot of circles you can't admit to having enjoyed it.
REVIEW THE FILM "DON'T FUCK IN THE WOODS"!
...ALONE!
Wow. kudos to the Cinema Snobs for making Sex in the City entertaining!
LOL i'm the only person here who'll get the slight mannequin reference,
but fuck i love that movie.
The Critic was taken from us much too soon. The show that could stay relevant forever by critiquing modern cinema was cancelled, while The Simpsons that stopped being relevant decades ago are still going on.
Oh ho ho! You thought this movie was bad? Just wait till you get a load of Liza Menilli's tribute to Beyonce in the sequel. P.....U! 🤢
I worked in a theatre when Sex and the City 2 came out
Now, I can no longer say "I wouldn't watch that if you paid me" because now I have. Twice.
Wow, I felt so nostalgic when you talked about moments in the series. Too bad the movies kinda "fucked" it up.
WTF is she wearing!?! 2:18 She looks like a character from Zanadu.
Kim Cattrall is better than this.
This..was bad. And I mean Mamma Mia movie bad. Just...I never was a fan of the series; the entire concept just didn't apeal to me. But this..this is truly atrocious, particularly taking into consideration, that it was written and diretcted by the series' main writer/director. This is the Arac Attack to the movie Arachnophopia; while the latter surely wasn't a masterpiece, it didn't make you feel insulted.
Oh and each time Brad crumpled up and threw a piece of paper over his shoulder, I got the impression somebody just told Michael Keaton to add a little more Mr. Burns to his Bruce Wayne persona^^:D It's harsh, poignant, elegant and so badass, I crack a grin each time.
FelisTerras Did I mention that the Mamma Mia movie with the ugly Meryl Streep was the highest grossing movie directed by a woman for a while? Thank Zeus that Wonder Woman kicked its ass in box office gross!
FelisTerras lol u watched the series and then the movie but said u was into it
+homesponge *smirk* Shouldn't you rather thank Hera? You know, considering her temper...but you are right. Oh, and Meryl Streep really tried her hardest, to show what she thought about the movie....
+miguel reyes You misunderstood; everyone just kept bugging me with whatever these four?five? bimbos were up to, whether I cared or not. I know there are two movies, because our town was practically drowned in the ad campaigns each time.
Vive Jay Sherman! Vive Quebec!
In Sex in The City the main 4 girls break up with their boyfriends no damn reason. They meet a guy that they have good chemistry with, and some convoluted, insignificant, stupid thing happens that breaks them up.
That is basically the premise of the show, it sucks.
thats the basic premise of real life relationships in this day and age.
Still makes more sense than the romance in Old Fashioned.
So it's Scrubs with writers in New York instead of doctors in California?
Yeah, it's like Seinfeld. Minus humor, talent, catch phrases, Constanza, Kramer and 'Serenity nooooow!'.
Having seen every episode, there's very very good reasons why most of the relationships don't last.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU DID THIS BUT IT'S SO GOOD THANK YOU
I am amazed at how much free time those women had to go to fancy auctions, out to eat, shop and just fly off to Mexico. I mean two of them had kids and they all had jobs but I have learned not to question this show or series. lol
**sees the thumbnail**
No... no! OH GOD NO!! No! NOOOOOOO!
I can't do this one! I just can't do it!
**jumps out window shouting incoherently**
Hey now, dont disprespect Caroline in the City by comparing it to this horseshit. Caroline is a completely different form of horseshit.
I agree this film's major issue is MPK. The show had a great writing staff and Michael should've collaborated with them on the script.
You had me cracking up about Charolette's crazy eyes. It's especially funny because I first saw the actress on Melrose Place and her eyes were especially crazy but I also remember her actually being psychotic.
And yes Jhud was getting her mammy on.
In regards to the sequel I had to immediately apologize to my friend for taking her with me to go see it.
After that reaction at the end, I anticipate your review of the sequel.
I appreciated the Jack Berger jokes way too much.
Oh shit.
It's Jay Sherman.
I really want to binge watch the Sex and the City tv series with The Cinema Snob. We could even do it with a dress up montage.
Your new character looks like a G-rated Clint Howard. I love it ^_^
Update: Oh...it's a parody of Jay Sherman....I still love it
The moment I found this video, all I could think was "please be a porn parody..."
Are you going to do a review on the new show - And Just Like That ?
As much as I love Sex and The City (it's my guilty pleasure) this was funny! Now I need to find old episodes of the Critic...
Misha C. I have one question which is a simple nitpick that bugs me to this day: Why was the Sex and the City movie not distributed by Warner Bros? WB was involved in the original TV series. Why is this first movie released through New Line Cinema?
My mother loved the show and has all the seasons. When she watched the movie, she didn't like the movie. Can't remember if she ever watched the 2nd one, but she never needed to see and think about the movies.
Misha C. people actually watched that....show?!
It's a guilty pleasure of mine too.
Reboot this franchise with Jennifer Hudson as Carrie and literally any other actors as her friends.
Charlotte was the only hot one, the others were meh
I haven't watched this show yet or either of these movies but I think Charlotte might be my favorite
Hi i watched the show and the first movie and yes Charlotte is in fact my favorite
I personally prefer Kim Cattrall's Lassie from Porky's.
Jay Sherman to review a 1990's - early 2000s TV show set in New York.... You're the fucking best, Snob. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
I thought Jay Sherman was dead for fifteen years after choking on a Marlon Brando-approved egg roll.
Haichi Maichi!
I think the most shitty thing about Samantha's breakup with Smith is that she said the exact same words to him that she did when she left Richard, because he was never going to stop cheating on her.
I almost died when the theme from "Mannequin" started playing...AND you worked in a reference to the "Girls just want to have fun" movie? Not fair -- you made my wife love you even more.
“A Julie Brown pirate musical exploded on Miranda and Carrie”!!! 🤣🤣🤣! Omg this is one of your funniest reviews ever. I am a huge SATC tv show fan. I have the whole series on DVD and know every ep by heart. I hated this movie for all the reasons you gave, and didn’t even bother with the sequel. I’d rather remember them as they were on the show and not the caricatures they seem to be in the movies.
Some of these costumes are so embarrassing to watch, keep up the good work.
"Love Letters of Great Men", which Carrie borrows from the library, was a prop created for the film and no such book existed during production. Demands from fans wishing to purchase the book led to many editions of a "Love Letters of Great Men" book being published. The official tie-in version was compiled by John C. Kirkland and released the same day as the film, and other editions were compiled by Ursula Doyle and Becon Hill.
Lmao, be more confident in watching the movies, the series was great. You are so right with it ruining the final episode 😣 i can't wait to watch your review SATC 2 I will probably die laughing
still a better love story than twilight!
"If you're gonna color, color all the way!"
-Sex and The Pretender, circa 1995, or some other midpoint between The Pretender and this movie.
"This movie is pointless!"
**two minutes later...**
"This movie is FUCKING pointless!"
You mean COLORING pointless?
I love revisiting this review 😂
"You've already seen Charlotte shit her pants" 😂😂😂😂😂
This is one of the all time best CS episodes ever. Fricken hysterical Brad!!!!
11:29 I couldn't help but wonder if the writers hate Steve, especially since what happened to him in And Just Like That?
This movie grosses me out due to my distaste for flaunting one's affluence. I think of the starving children that could be fed, the polluted waterways that could be cleaned, or the breakthrough medicines that could be developed with the money these four women spend on clothes and jewelry. Then I shiver in disgust.
Michael Jackson be like SMH...
Okay, but what is that oversized tortilla Samantha's wearing on her head at 16:53??? Are we supposed to think that's cute or something? ugh.
"I couldn't help but wonder" IF YOU WOULD KINDLY CUT THAT CRAP OUT, MOVIE!
... it's annoying!
Carrie’s closet is bigger than my apartment
Brad we need you Michael Patrick King is at it again...... be our Paul Revere for us the voiceless
I had a dream of one day making a crossover with the Cinema Snob and having the opening of the review be one huge reference to "The Critic".
I've given up on that dream long ago, however today, not even 1 minute into the video, I got what I wanted, and it even has the added benefit of not featuring me in it!
SWEET :D
Oh shit that Bushwhacked joke made me spit my drink all over my friggin Laptop.
I can't thank you enough! I loved the show but I never saw the movie, now I dodged that bullet and I know what happened through your entertaining work!
Now you have to recreate the opening of "The Critic" but using your local Springfield landmarks.
(Jay Sherman) Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener.
Trinidad Botello he knows the whole hotdogs song
When I'm sick at home, I'll put on this show as a guilty pleasure. But just like The Big Bang Theory, if I watch more than 2 episodes in a row, I remember that I hate all the characters and have to turn it off.
I'm not sure why moved from New York to Springfield, IL, but it's good to see he doing somewhat okay.
19:38
Was that actually in the movie?
Darth Necrosis I think not. But would it not have made it just the smallest tad bit more entertaining if it actually was included in this POS movie?
rockonallnight
I don't even think if Burt Reynolds in his Trans Am with zombie Jerry Reed driving his big rig bursting through the wall could have helped lol.
"There are starving reality show children in Beverly Hills!"
I was watching this with a cold, and laughed so hard I started having a bad coughing fit. Snob, you literally made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe!
I named my dog Charlotte York; that's less insulting than this movie is.