"I don't know what's worse; the fact that the bank was trying to steal money from a dying old woman, or the fact that the bank could've gotten away with it if they weren't so incredibly incompetent." First of all, the former is worse. Secondly, they weren't just incompetent... they were arrogant. Like most career criminals.
I’m just imagining the bully.. sitting in the police station.. COVERD IN POO .. and having to explain that he was trying to TIP A ELDERLY WOMANS FRIKIN OUTHOUSE
No puns, but when the daughter said not to hurry I laughed literally out loud in what I can only describe as a mix between glee and absolute evil satisfaction. Thank you. I had no idea how much I needed that today.
@Tadamichi Goto LOL, my baby cousin use to do that. She calls it red rage. She sees red and has no idea of what she's just done until someone tells her.
*Guess the bully was feeling pretty *puts on shades*....down in the dumps *The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again starts plaything loudly in the background**
- Bully's reputation is un the crapshoot - literally. - I guess he does have shat to complain about. - The Bully's attitude stinks. - Your taking your life down the crapper.
@Dominic Dade Didn't you read the first part? It said she heard this story since she was a little girl. The story belonged to her Grandpa, but she's describing Iowa.
Watching these videos as my parents argue in the background........watching these videos help me to not concentrate on whatever my parents argue about so I'm pretty glad
1. The bully and friends made a real shit-show. 2. The bully was in a pit of despair. 3. The bully thought "Everybody wants to be a scat" (obsure Aristocats reference) 4. Bully: "Cannonball!" That's all I got at the moment.......
Normally when one says they are dropping the kids off to the pool as a joke for going to the bathroom, but this lady took dropping the kids off a bit literally.
I bet he doesn't curse the word shit anymore, know why? Let's just say he'll feel his memories just how it had exactly happened. Just like in the good old days.
The bully falling in poop brings back the scene playing in my head from George of the jungle. Bad guy falls in poop! Classic element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh! Ready? READY! (they all throw their heads back in hearty laughter)
That boy must've been in some serious shit. Good thing that grandma didn't take crap from no one. Suprisingly his friends didn't scatter when they saw the lights. His parents were probably very pissed when they found out as he most likely wasn't meant to be outhouse at that hour. And props to that grandpa for holding it in for so long. Ok I'm done now.
Tell me your sh*ttiest puns from story 1
I don’t have any puns i just wanna comment early
rSlash hey can you plz reply
is the first story the same one from an earlier video?
Grandpoop got revenge
You’re the shit 😍😩 ly
“ That was Excrement timing. “
Thank You. I also do weddings and parties
GET OFF THE STAGE
What's your rate?
Bill Dooley you’re hired
you mean shittings and doodies.
It would have to be a pretty shit wedding for you to be there
5:55 missed the opportunity to say "dump them down in the comments" 😂
I was gonna say “plop them down below!” Lol!
The bully thought he was the shit.. guess he was right 🤷🏻♂️😂
Either that was a pun or an accidental pun
Sir Reynolds a pun
Lol
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👌👌👌👌 bravo bravo nice one buster
Lol made me laugh
I like how in the third story, the entitled woman abbreviation is EW. that's what I would say if I saw her
SkyRaider: *sees entitled woman* Oh, Hi EW.
@@unstoppable_0nyx lmao
@@unstoppable_0nyx lol
@@unstoppable_0nyx 👏👏👏👏bravo good sir bravo
Feel Bad for the Cops in the first story. Can you imagine that car ride to the station. LOL
Naw. Id think they just make walk in front of the car (windows closed)
Tie him to the roof of the car.
Or called the local fire brigade and throw buckets of water on him lol
Must have been a shitty ride 😄
the poor harassed cop might have thought of it as the sweet smell of justice if he was in the car...
Well everyone knows one thing.
*Shit happens.*
Nah, Diarrhea happens but shit is planned.
*DEMONETIZED*
I like
Nono I love
i dunno... this little turd fell down to the place he belongs
but tbh it's still a really SHITTY situation
Bully: I’m about to end this old lady’s whole career
Old lady: I play my reverse card
Me (Mailman): Delivery.
*Box of UNO Reverse Cards*
Bully: I’m about to end this old lady’s whole career
Old lady: Are you challengeing me
id rather no u
No u
Lol
“Well that CRAP hit the fan”
“Way to take a PLUNGE”
“What a WASTE”
TwT
Stop taking the piss :)
@@woxyinaboxy24 lol
a solid waste
R slash: Iowa is basically all cornfields
Me: *Looks outside* shoot he's right
It's a she not a he.
dillydragon the troll I don’t mean to assume but are you sure
@@mememaster1318 I think he mean the old woman from the first story
Plasmatic Plasma Ryan was referring to Rslash btw
ah, I always found the diffrence in visability of corners and the like kind of funny when I visit, whether at the begining of summer or the end
Old school bullies: let's tip the outhouse
Woman: Hold my beer
Bob Ross lol we in iowa so its hold my corn
Bob Ross lol yo so true
Bob Ross lol no hold my coffee
Bob Ross lol I’m Russian so hold my vodka
Bullies: *plan prank*
Woman: you've Yee'd yer last Haw. *Emperial march plays in banjo*
Bully: I’m gonna be a bully to this innocent old woman
Old lady: I’m gonna ruin this whole mans carrier
Aurora_Phoenix YT I cant tell if you’re r/whooshing me here bro
Carrier
Carrier
*mans whole
R/whoosh
"I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for your meddling small time ,country lawyer"
Great Story,Great Prorevenge
$2.75 an hour for millions & sweet revenge!
i heard that the bully was actually charged with trespassing, but he begged to have his record wiped clean...
Um ok was that supposed to be a poo joke?
I believe it was an indirect sh!t pun.
OOOOHH I get itt
Soled gold lol
Damn this is a good one.
I guess you can call the first story, _revenge of the fallen_
They're in the endgame now
‘‘Tis a transformer movie
“Lol”
Insta Gay
Fall in* lol
"Manure!, I Hate Manure" Watching Back to The Future Triliogy.
Love that movie!
Hahaha! I've made a plan to show my kids these movies this weekend!
My mind immediately recalled that scene when he said grandpa's story about bully felling into poop. Im glad im not the only one
Bully: I’m going to play out house tip allowing me to tip over your outhouse
Old lady: you activated my trap card
Bottomless traphole!
@@tyranictester more like CRAPhole!!
NO! my health points!!!!
More like crap card
Statue effect: fumes - minus 5 hp plus slow mobility to everyone in proximity to the pit. Last 3 turns
Bully: Falls in *mud*
Old lady:WHAT! Areya DOIN! inmah SWAMP!
Get out meh swamp
*WHAT R U DOING IN MY SWAMP*
The whole plot of Shrek 5
spooky lingerie that’s one *shity* situation
*WHAT ARE **YE*** DOIN’ IN MAH SWAMP?!
"Don't hurry, make her suffer"
Even with a Entitled Parent this girl seems so different from other kids! YAY, She wasn't screwed up by the mom. :D
maybe she was bullied by her mom every day.
I hope the little girl of story 3 was very lucky.
100% sure its fake
Yeah wish my daughter will be like that if my wife is entitled and i wasn't aware of that.
@@dillydragonthetroll4119 step mom?
"I don't know what's worse; the fact that the bank was trying to steal money from a dying old woman, or the fact that the bank could've gotten away with it if they weren't so incredibly incompetent." First of all, the former is worse. Secondly, they weren't just incompetent... they were arrogant. Like most career criminals.
"Much like the bully of this story, I'm very interested to see what you leave behind."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's the best pun.
I’m just imagining the bully.. sitting in the police station.. COVERD IN POO .. and having to explain that he was trying to TIP A ELDERLY WOMANS FRIKIN OUTHOUSE
Talk about a shitty situation
Potatocraft Or Christoper Dino Boy *slow claps*👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
No wonder why he felt like crap.
I would have loved to see that police report :P
I doubt he told the truth, he just talked out of his ass making up shit...
Well SH*T, that STINKS 4 the bully.
Eggsdeedoodledoo
No. Just no.
No puns, but when the daughter said not to hurry I laughed literally out loud in what I can only describe as a mix between glee and absolute evil satisfaction. Thank you. I had no idea how much I needed that today.
I love how Entitled Woman stands for “Ew”
i think you mean EW stands for entitled woman
Look it’s the ew
Mag Pon oh noes
*ew*
Kevin Batoon ew
-That bully literally got shafted
-There was a slight hole in his plan
-The bully literally became a shitstick
hehe nice👍
/r/punpatrol DROP THOSE PUNS AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR. YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!
Poop pun : Huh. First time I'm hearing about a piece of s**t flushing itself out.
DANG
Whos else's family is like this?
Dude: disrespects someone in our family
Everyone related to us: " stares at dude
"Boss music starts to play"
Bobby gamer, at family outings, when someone does that, I play boss themes and it worked wonders!
@Tadamichi Goto LOL, my baby cousin use to do that. She calls it red rage. She sees red and has no idea of what she's just done until someone tells her.
*Guess the bully was feeling pretty *puts on shades*....down in the dumps *The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again starts plaything loudly in the background**
Lmao 😂
Horatio...
Poop jokes aren't my absolute favorite kinds of jokes
...
But they're a solid.
Blond_Queer124 my shit is liquid
My is shit gas with chunks of solid
Nerds, mine is *pure plasma*
Mine is liquid and then turns to solid the toilet got a crack cuz of me
Really, I feel like they sometimes RUN on a bit
And have you seen the sequel, Diarrhea revenge?
It leaked so they had to release it early. 🤷🏿
I'm sorry I'll leave 😫
You made me laugh. Thanks. xD
Death is inevitable
Same as poo!!!!!hahaha
Wow just wow kudos for that
I misread and accidentally read, “ and have you seen the sequel, leaked Diarrhea revenge?”
Everyone is forgetting one great pun, "I guess you could say he was in deep sh!t"
Bully:Hahaha I will prank and destroy peoples lifes
Old woman:*pulls out UNO reverse card
Thanks for the likes dudes!!
"no u"
@@Cam275YT "nice try, skip"
Old women: *pulls out a whip
@@jackiehemus8839 you don't get it, do you?
@@jackiehemus8839 wooooosh
- Bully's reputation is un the crapshoot - literally.
- I guess he does have shat to complain about.
- The Bully's attitude stinks.
- Your taking your life down the crapper.
You have to give us a face reveal because it will help my health and if you don’t your hurting me and I can sue you for that
this isn;t r/entitledparents
Also, I don't wanna be that guy (but I kind of do).... dOn't YOu mEaN YOu'rE???????
th-cam.com/video/-FdKPEA17m4/w-d-xo.html
but what if his face is so ugly, it does more damage than not knowing?
can you live with the potential nightmares?
@@therd2127 th-cam.com/video/eN15cYPQ--s/w-d-xo.html
When the first one said that iowa is all cornfields I just imagine a bunch of cornfields and houses in the middle of nowhere
By day she is a sweet old lady. By night she becomes "The Septic Avenger!"
Brilliant
Spoiler the septic avenger kills Thanos
TBL AIDEN do you even get the reference?
ravenjehuty nah she just became tony stark
First came the poo-poo, then came the po-po. I died at that part.
5:48 haha lol
I saw this comment the exact time he said it😂
Living in Iowa, I confirm that,
*It’s literally all CORN FEILDS.*
Owen Miya What crop?
Mostly true in Kansas as well.
Mystical Sapphire
Wheat
Mystical, I’m from Minnesota, so I just have to ask... do we all say pop?
“Watson what happed to the victim?” “All I can say is there was sh*t Sherlock”
He got his just desserts: his excre-mints
He must have been in deep sh*t with his parents
Funny one
Well his day was shitty
He was a piece of shit
The bully was a little shit
Lady: Hippity hopety get off my property *gets Ak-47**loads gun*
Well eeeexxxxcuse me princess!
This is the USA (can't spell amarica)
Gd-Geomicle but comical America is how it’s written (you can edit your comment and i’ll remove mine ;) )
OMG
Is this copied of that other comment or did that comment copy this comment?
For the first story, the revenge would have been 200% complete if the bullied police officer was the one called to the scene 💀
AverageGirl AWWW YEEE
How tf does a high schooler manage to bully a police officer
@@bellmaster4088 well many stuff since a minor is out of the jurisdiction of the law
For the first one:
He wanted just wanted a late night snacc
I was over here enjoying a peaceful evening...
And then I see this
WHY
Lmao
That last story........ love that elevator guy and that daughter
GussyPlayz sadly it’s a old repost :(
I thought of some puns for the beginning of the story but they were all crap
😉
*EDIT* Thanks for the likes and the heart!
Wow 👏
What's the pun?
@@hashiramasenju6072 Read again, and read well the last word.
@@doomslayer4786 oh now I get it it's funny
r/woooosh
That old woman's idea of revenge has a lot of poo-tential.
That bank story just makes me believe in breaking up these banks even more.
I actually live in Iowa, and she's not wrong. It's basically all cornfields😂😂
I thought that said Cornfeld, like Zach Cornfeld
Wait a minute, *I* live in Iowa!
I live in the equality state which is called Wyoming. someone in my family has the Indian name of corn woman
As a fellow Iowan, there's nothing but pigs, corn, and beans here
@Dominic Dade Didn't you read the first part? It said she heard this story since she was a little girl. The story belonged to her Grandpa, but she's describing Iowa.
Looks like that bully for himself into a "Shitty" Situation. Ba da ting!
A... shituation?
@@malkrie1444 I don't know if I love you or hate you for that.
#unclejokes
16:01🤣 I'm laughing so hard I'm crying 🤣🖤💜 this daughter is amazing 🖤💜🤣
A moment of appreciation for the daughter of that entitled mother, please!
nobody:
YOutube : demOnTismeD
R slash I blur swears!!!
Demontismed?
The hidden ninja youtibe a algorithms or so messed up I you check my channel the hen tie video got a copyright claim for using music
@@archerkollee4648 he's saying you spelled demonetized* wrong
Why does it matter if he blurs swears some people don’t like that also he does it for TH-cam don’t know why for TH-cam but for TH-cam
r/boneappletea
The first story was inspiring, it's always good to see when a victim faeces up to their bully!
Iowa : we are basically all corn fields
Indiana : hold my beer
Wrong lol
yeah, you big mcwrong
Your _mom have ever been to Indiana it’s crack heads and corn most are living in the corn
@@nflclipzking7167 and Iowa is methheads and corn
@@joeymiller5331 shut the fuck up
Kid from story 1: * falls into toxic poop* aw krap, here we go again
"First came the poo-poo, then came the po-po."
Brilliant.
It was bound to happen to the bully as a man once said "Two peas belong in the same pod."
Goes to show how accurate this really is
I can confirm that living in Iowa is really just cornfields.
Markus Rosenow I avoid that state. I don't want to run into any random kids out there.
Markus Rosenow True, That is.
try indiana haha
Now wait just a minute...
They have beans too.
when a little old lady gives you the recipe for her baked goods you know you did good
Flawless Victory! Poopality!
EctoTron1 stop.
@@masterofmayhem3650 stick up ur ass much?
Oh poop, that must have stank for those little stinkers!
Your asking for Toilet humour now?
Don't make me get sharted on this one.
Knock knock
(Who's there?)
I Did Up
(I Did Up who?)
EWWWWW! YOU DID A POO!!
@@quasarsphere nice one
All these puns are shitty. So was the bully.
And... also, let’s make some more crappy puns.
what a potty mouth
Welp,shit
Watching these videos as my parents argue in the background........watching these videos help me to not concentrate on whatever my parents argue about so I'm pretty glad
Bruh.... Poop jokes arnt my favorite type of humor..... But they're a solid #2
Ayyyyy
1. The bully and friends made a real shit-show.
2. The bully was in a pit of despair.
3. The bully thought "Everybody wants to be a scat" (obsure Aristocats reference)
4. Bully: "Cannonball!"
That's all I got at the moment.......
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I used to love the aristocats
Scat cats forever the greatest
Normally when one says they are dropping the kids off to the pool as a joke for going to the bathroom, but this lady took dropping the kids off a bit literally.
guess you can say the situation was.... pretty shity!!!! 😆😆😆
The bullies conspirators be like: IT’S THE POO-POO, SCRAM!
when waist deep is human feces you could say it makes it difficult to SCATter
When it comes to the bullies, they RECTUM!
Buh dum shiiiiii
Barrbrostudios customs 👌🏻
“First came the poo poo then came the po po” made me snort
I bet he doesn't curse the word shit anymore, know why? Let's just say he'll feel his memories just how it had exactly happened. Just like in the good old days.
Sounds like that bully had a really demonetized day.
**nose exhale of approval**
That wasn't very cash money of him.
Censoring YT style
6:00 Yeah Well The Bully Learned That It Was a Real *Crappy* Thing To Do
Loved the story! What a smart conniving old woman who knew how to foil the town bully!
Poop story:
Dat lady probably was mischevious in her childhood and must've created da best pen launcher capable of breaking concrete
Banned Ban 2-1-14 DADADADAD
Pen launcher was basically school-level space race
Is it sad that the daughter from the second story gives me a “damn she’s awesome” kind of feeling
Yes. And I wholeheartedly approve.
"Iowa is all corn fields". We have soy beans too! Smh
Greyson Kolpin yeah! Can’t forget about those!
That bully talked so much shit that he fell head over heels into it.
Read the title and thought of the back to the future movies where the bully continuously falls into piles of poop in each movie
*spits*
"I hate manure."
I think when they talked to the bully he probably was FULL OF SHI*
AYYY👉🏻👉🏻
*that day the bully knew*
*_he fricked up_*
“First comes the Poo Poo then came the Po Po” hahaha lmfao
That first story should be titled: “PRE-revenge”
Poo-revenge**
Well it could have been shittier XD
I guess you could say the bully was s*** out of luck LMAO 🤣
I guess you could say Shit just got real
I fell into a burning pool of lava, I went down, down, down.
And the flames went higher
This is why you don’t dig straight down in Minecraft
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions and the lava went higher, and it burns burns burns. The pool of lava, the pool of laaaaaaacaa
Tails being disappointed won't stop me from killing sonic
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions and money
The bully falling in poop brings back the scene playing in my head from George of the jungle.
Bad guy falls in poop! Classic element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh! Ready?
READY!
(they all throw their heads back in hearty laughter)
They tell diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans😁
Miner Fred Games OK THIS DESERVES MORE LIKES
@@whytejapan2198 no it doesn't its stolen
Just like every joke in this comments section
Best dad poop joke I've heard in awhile. 10/10 would read again
@@KeithChapman-hr5kx lol you can't even spell right and you spew all that shit (pun intended)
get a life you little 8 year old squeaker
@@KeithChapman-hr5kx th-cam.com/video/I3HiS49piTw/w-d-xo.html
The greedy bankers story makes me mad every time I hear it! So glad the young lawyer turned the screws back on them
I guess the bully's plan went... down the drain
😂😂😂😂
NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT!!! 😂
No drain, but it did go to shit real fast.
@Emily Riffle
my boi rSlash told me to make some "shitty" puns.. so I did
Bully: ok, time to prank!
Splat!
Bully: ugh, crap...
Old Lady: literally!! lol
My bully pun: I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
Some of you will know where this comes from.
Well.. you can say his night was Sh*TTY
LMAO!!!! You don't mess with tough old farmer ladies, they will get you. Best Revenge story ever!!
Bully
was such a shity time to be alive
Me: clap clap clap good good u did well
The bully just wanted to talk to his family 💩
Jesus, man! 🤣
That boy must've been in some serious shit. Good thing that grandma didn't take crap from no one. Suprisingly his friends didn't scatter when they saw the lights. His parents were probably very pissed when they found out as he most likely wasn't meant to be outhouse at that hour. And props to that grandpa for holding it in for so long.
Ok I'm done now.
that daughter is/was wife material... "make her suffer" HAHAHA!!!
See the wandering outhouse prank that grandpa pulled on the bullies is just a classic prank to play in rural areas.
The bully got what was coming to him in the end...
...with what comes out the end.