That reminds me of p!atd’s “yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a *beautiful woman* ” (the real line is “what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a wh***”)
Seconds later, copyright claimed by some random company that doesn't actually own any of the copyright in the video, but claims it does, therefore youtube says that it does.
Well, Carolina Reapers are edible, and aren't poisonous. so he couldn't be charged with anything like that. For all they know, he just really wanted to 'spice' his lunch up.
Yeah, but even it was something poisonous it would be hard to find him after the act, even if they collect his digitals, he could say that he didn't know it was poisonous after all it was his lunch
There was actually another ProRevenge story somewhere else, and OP used something similar in his food. HR was basically going to haul him off to the police because "He knowingly laid a trap and knew it'd cause harm to the thief.". Fortunately, after a big HR battle he proved to him that he could eat it without ill effects to himself. The lady stealing his food was fired later on.
Well, true, but this is where it goes down into the realm of technicalities. Some people can't stomach that much heat, and too much spicy has been proven to cause bodily harm. Plus, he did it with the intention of laying a trap against an individual.
Not only, trust me, its more like only millenials thing, I have seen so many people like that and they are mostly fresh mothers and fathers somewhere around theire 20s or 30s.
@@AlwaysANemesis The guy blaming it on being American and the "it's millennials" guy seem to me like the sort of behave like the crazy in that scenario to be honest.
kitty cat that’s totally me my parents are always telling me I’m so smart bcz I have good grades but I do stupid stuff all the time so I think I’m legally and idiot
"Why are you arresting me? All I said was I'm gonna kill you and destroy your car! My friends get away with it all the time!" "Well then, you'll see your friends in the slammer soon enough."
In Belgium, driving a bike or driving a car drunk is legally pretty much the same, if you loose your licence, you can't bike, either. In general, they won't bother you, though
If he wanted to. There could be an emotional hostage situation. He believes she can change, or feels guilty over something, etc. Who knows what happened after.
Nah, he was dumb enough to dip it in crazy. It's like pity for sloths who sometimes die because they forget to eat. You feel bad, but then you're all "what a dumb animal."
Lol, her apology could've saved her literally 5 figures in relocation costs, 4 figures in fines, and a lot of headache. But of course that's never going to happen.
So just Incase this information is useful, if the victims can prove the spicy food was intentionally done to catch the thief it can be used against you as assault or manslaughter or murder 2 because the intent was to harm but the death was accidental. However if you can eat said reapers you can say you didn’t do anything to harm the victim.
@@TeamLumix their's a reason police say 'tell it to the judge;' their job isn't to mediate justice, it's to enforce, when they initially arrest you, it's just to make sure you don't simply nope off, it's also why they call you a 'suspect' even if they definately saw you try to hide your liquer by pouring it down your pants
Eleutheria see what maxwell is thinking is that person steals lunch, gets spicy food heart attack, and then calls police. The parts he’s skipping is the thief realizing it was intentional, and then whose lunch was it in the first place. You’d have to confess to this crime or celebrate setting the thief up. I would think this means I’m advising using generic cheap tupper wear and packaging. Maybe wear food prep gloves while doing it. Then also keep some extra in your fridge just to prove that you would eat it in the same condition. The burden of proof lies with the accuser so take that for what it is.
On another note Pacifistic utopian society insults: "You mother hugger" "Son of a fine woman" "I'm gonna hug your sisters" XD can I live in this world for 24 hours? I'm pretty sure I'd die of suffocation by laughing too hard but can I?
My favorite has always been: "Shrinker's Sanitorium, all the keepers are tied up, head loonie speaking." Hmm, I should start using that again on random calls to my cell phone.
I did that in high school. Got my lunch taken right from my hands 3 days by a bully who wolfed it down, so I made a Tabasco PB&J and it worked perfectly. He got about 5 bites when the hot sauce hit and he spewed! I laughed, tho I did fear getting to get my butt kicked. There was never a 5th time. Too bad they didn't have hotter sauce back then...
@@Artemetra these days with the peppers available, not to mention Liquid Ass, you could have put that bully in ICU with one bite!! At the very least in tears begging for mercy!! LoL
At the 01:50 mark, the booby trapped lunch wasn't "poisoned." It was just "spicy." 'Reaper peppers' aren't poison or they'd be hard to acquire, harder than they are, anyway. The Lunch Thief got what they deserved, asthma attack or not. Mortal of the Story: don't piss off the people who are preparing that with you eat.
How would that be proved though? Some people just like really spicy food and cook their meals on the level of spiciness that they like without accounting for whether someone stealing their food can handle it or not. Again, if the person hadn't stolen in the first place then he wouldn't have been in that position to begin with.
My neighbors saved and saved for their first new car. Finally, they made their purchase. A brand new 1978 Buick, with only about 20 miles on the odometer. However, there was a persistent rattling sound in the driver's door. The service department at the dealership removed an empty whiskey bottle hidden there at assembly line. The husband was later told by his friends that he had a "Monday morning" car, built by auto workers who hated the beginning of their work week and had to hide the evidence of their coping technique.
My sister's ex friend was stealing from her lunch kit, so my mom put a candy bar with a note that said: (sister's ex friend name) please stop stealing my lunch. In my sister's lunch for the ex friend. Sometimes it pays to kill with kindness.
They are good, just don't over due the peppers or they are all you will taste, and you would probably not want to add them long before eatting as they tend to leech into everything they touch. Flavor is one thing while torment is another.
It's brilliant, and the perfect defense! Poison the lunch thief with something I'd happily eat. When I was first learning to cook years ago, I nearly killed people I *like* with chili when I thought I *was* going mild. Tasted fine to me! A little bland maybe...
There's a whole channel by e.g. Jim Browning. He makes those Indian scammers furious every time and probably destroyed a few of their computers as well as refunding A LOT of the scammers' ill-gotten loot.
That is the most low kee, chill, and calm phone rage I’ve ever heard in my entire life It was so polite sounding. Just the tone. I’m still getting the giggles from it
As for the loop hole with poisoned food, the said poison must either be a common thing to put into meals, a recipe requirement, or a medical substance. I’m no lawyer, but I did this once, but only after legal research.
technically they would have to prove that he intentionally did this to be in any legal trouble. Or they could legally prove that his actions were reckless enough to get him In to legal trouble
@@FEKana But proving this would be very difficult. Not to mention if the statute of limitations has passed or if he was tried and found not guilty, all the so called victim can do is pound sand.
@@hound4857 Basically all PEOPLE in general are Indian. Just purely statistically speaking, they have like a quarter of the population of the planet in a relatively small area. Between them and China, it's pretty much half the population. Rounding the numbers heavily of course, but still... Just by the way statistics work, you could easily go your whole life without ever being scammed by someone that isn't from India, even though there are just as high percentages of people doing it elsewhere.
@@Sonicsaber25 If you use Command Prompt, it would be irreversible either way. I've never done it (even though I could in a virtual machine if I wanted), but I'm pretty sure it's as simple as opening Command Prompt as Admin, and typing in 'del "C:\Windows\System32"'. The second you hit enter, it wipes it completely from the hard drive, and therefore is permanently deleted.
@@venomquill308 Which part? Sorry, I tend to use terms a lot of people don't understand. -System32 is a folder of programs in all Windows OS's (Operating Systems) that are essential for running a computer. All it takes is one to be gone, and if it's the right one, Windows won't even know how to turn on. Every single time it will take you to a black screen with a white error message in the top left of the screen. -Command Prompt is a program that comes by default in all Windows OS's and is made for people to put in commands for the computer to carry out. -Virtual Machines are basically like a computer within a computer. You download a VM program, get the .iso file (or a few other file types also work) and the program will open and install a new computer inside your computer. The VM sets aside a certain amount of storage as virtual memory for the VM. Anything that happens within a VM doesn't transfer to the actual computer. You can install a System32 deleting virus and have the VM destroyed, but the actual computer be fine. -"C:\Windows\System32" Is the file location for the System32 folder in Windows. "C:" (C-Drive) is the hard drive that is used for not only Windows's essential files, but also some programs that can be downloaded. Adobe programs like Photoshop CC and Premiere Pro CC are an example of that. You can add your own files in C: too, but I personally don't see why when you could put them in the default folders Windows provides. The parts between the slashes are folders. Example, Windows is a folder withing C:, and System32 is in that Windows folder. If we were trying to identify a single file and not a folder, we would have to add the appropriate file extension to the end. (Example: An image with the file name "soda" would need to be soda.jpg or soda.png, and not simply soda. I hope this helps at least a little, Angelica. I tried to summarize most of what I talked about.
tbh deleting sys32 is fairly fixable. All the files other than the deleted ones will be untouched on the HDD and would just require a new windows install to fix but its probably the most annoying thing you can do to someone in that short time outside of uploading a virus and hoping it isn't quarantined by whatever AV running on the scammers machine.
This happened some 10 years ago... I had someone taking my yoghurt for days. Once I had enough of it and went to the pharmacy that was open near my workplace. The following day, I injected the laxative I bought and I waited... ... 2 hours later, there was a colleague of mine pooping herself in the way to the toilet. She later said she may have got sick after eating a sour yoghurt. I told her it was MY food she was stealing and to take that as a lesson.
Same. My lunch got stolen day by day and i know the culprit, and i know that he is allergic to shrimp. I put shrimp powder and put a lot of spices to hide the smell. He got bloated and sent to nearby hospital. Week later, he came back and accuse me of food poisoning, everyone know what kind of person he is and got booed. He always went by himself now and becoming very quiet
Oh btw, you know what is equaly stupid to crashing into a parked police car? A classmate from high school demonstrated it: - ride a fixie (bicycle with only one gear)- no brakes ("not cool") - no lights - at night - drunk (about 1.5‰) - see a police officer writing parking tickets - somehow crash into him - mild concussion because helmets are "not cool" - 17 years old, so his parents had to get him from the police station - 600ish bucks fine - three year ban from getting a drivers license - beg everyone in class for money to pay for the bills as some of us "were drinking with him before". We even tried to convince him to not take the bike to go home. Also, a F for that husband. edit: formating, youtube sucks
Nico : *shoots Roman* Shut up cousin! Vlad : *smug grin after giving hypnotize nico to kill roman after asking vlad to go to bowling SO MUCH* PS : i know thats alot of context but that could be true
I love when he giggles in the middle of a story. I don't know what it is about his laugh but it makes me smile every time I hear it. Honestly I love these videos over the others because I like how he talks in general for some reason.
Reddit Smoothie family member:omg 😭😭😭 why’d he die he was soooo young OP: oh he kept stealing my lunch so I put some of my spicy peppers in it FM: you’re the reason he dieeeed😭😭
@@marys.7713 No, the man ate the spicy food and was having an asthma attack because of it, the woman was screaming for help since...well the man wasn't in a state to do so himself.
My sister lived in a college dorm with a desert thief. She got tired of it and baked a cake. A VERY special cake with ExLax frosting. She put a sign on it saying it was for a birthday party and not to touch it, but a quarter of it went missing! They found out who the thief was when she couldn’t leave the bathroom for a few days.
MommyOfMutants nah bro, dragon breath is hotter, but the pepper x (created by th same guy created carlifonia pepper) is even hotter, but no one have ever try it, there only a sauce made out of it
As a Stay At Home Mom myself, the SAHM life isn't for everyone. At times, you get seriously lonely. So glad I used my time to study up and go back to school.
OP: "...seriously, who drinks before 9 AM?" A lot of old farts like the one in your story. Thought they usually prefer to take to the bus in order to irritate more people.
Was he supposed to gear his offensive to people with food allergies? Maybe that was a bit of an extreme measure, but with all the different food allergies available to us, what does that leave him as something that will make you think twice about this?
Personally, I get the impression that the respectable people either do not see the problematic sides of the people that they are partnered with, or are perhaps blinded to it by their proximity/closeness. There could be past history where they used to NOT be like that, and when behavior creeps over boundaries, it can be hard to address because it all happens so gradually over time. The 'respectable' people might also not be quite so respectable themselves, OR the problematic people might be emotionally manipulating them into staying (which totally fits). Lastly, for the 'respectable' not so respectable people (since the scopes of shared stories might not cover it), they could be buying into these harmful romantic/success notions that today's society really likes to push on us that are complete BS, like that just _having_ a spouse is a marker for success and that soul mates are a thing (makes people less inclined to put genuine work into a relationship because if you're soul mates, you shouldn't have to...it should just work out). The sunk-cost fallacy could also be at play, since divorce isn't cheap, so maybe people who have tried to get their partners to be reasonable simply decide to grit their teeth and bear it.
Or they have children and are worried about losing custody. The courts almost always side with the mother, even if she is literal trash. Because a "mother's love is priceless"...personally I think the parent that can support them best with the best track-record should get them but what ever America. I only live here. I obviously have no clue how things should realistically work.
Because they are probably less respectable than you think. They get to write the posts so you get one perspective of the story amd the details they wish to share.
7:51 FYI: When you ride a bicycle, you are considered a vehicle and are fully entitled to use the road, even if there is no bike lane. In fact, riding a bicycle on the sidewalk is discouraged. In Florida, while riding a bicycle on the sidewalk is not illegal, you are to yield the right of way to all pedestrians.
In Germany, cycling on the sidewalk is illegal for any person above 12 years (except for when you are the responsible adult for said child), but still I get aggressive car drivers trying to scare me off the road when there is no designated bike lane available.
My favourite thing about watching your videos are when you can't hold back your laughter. It's so entertaining and great to see that you love what you do!
if you enjoyed the scammer story there's a youtuber out there called scammer revolts who does this kinda stuff all the time, SYSKEYing scammer's computers, destroying them with a virus, locking down their files etc all while recording the phone call as it happens you should go check it out, some of the reactions are hilarious.
There are A LOT of Youtubbers that do that. My personal fav is Jim Browning. While he doesn't mess destroy scammers's PCs he does bring awareness and completely exposed all their info
LOL "Honey, can you please take 30 minutes to write an apology letter to our neighbours for threatening to vandalise or assault them? They promised to withraw your restraining order." "No, we should sell our house instead."
I used to get calls from USA Pharmacy. All the sales associates were named Mike and Bill and spoke with a heavy Indian accent. 🙄 They wanted to sell me (or rather my deceased FIL) Viagra. No matter what I told them, them called over and over again. Sometimes 5 times a day. So I had an idea. I got a audio recording of an train whistle, 2 minutes long. Next time they called, I was nice and attentive. I asked them to hold on one minute and then started the recording. I let it play to the end. When I checked they were gone. It didn’t stop them. They just threw our name and phone number on someone else’s pile. Each time they called I played the recording. After a week, I never heard from them again. 😁
@@broguydudeman7588 It possibly also depends on one's individual terms of "mother". For example, it could be your grandmother, or perhaps your father who has raised you on his own. Anyone you deem as a mother, no... Anyone who needs a hug deserves a hug. But not horrible people, they don't get hugs; no hugs for them.
OP MADE A THIEF DRINK HIS PEE!
LOOOOOOOOOL!
I wish I could have made that my title + thumb, but then TH-cam would done unspeakable things to me.
Pp
Ouch
rSlash the memes
rSlash demonetization is truly umspeakabke
F
“I’ll like hug them together.”
“I’ll hug them one by one.”
“Son of a fine woman.”
What a nice guy
So affectionate.
I can feel TH-cams algorithm slightly spike up at each censor, but calm down shortly after
Wait, where is the link to hear the whole recording?
Jessica Rinquest It’s in the video description. You might need to click Read More depending what device you’re on.
Fascinating
"Son of a fine woman"
I love that
I didn't get it until it happened
Man this video has some really hugged-up people.
Kohaku Kisaragi Indian tech scammer
That reminds me of p!atd’s “yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a *beautiful woman* ” (the real line is “what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a wh***”)
So... Scout's mom?
"Son of a fine woman"
TH-cam: .... NOOOOO WE CAN'T DEMONETIZE HIM ANYMORE HES TOO GOOD!
Seconds later
*UNDEMONITIZED*
Seconds later
Demonetized again
Seconds later
Undemonitized
Secends later:
Demontized
Seconds later,
copyright claimed by some random company that doesn't actually own any of the copyright in the video, but claims it does, therefore youtube says that it does.
There happens to be a TH-cam channel, that does such things to scammers on regular bases. This guy deserves a medal!!!
DeltaMike just wait a moment, just wait a moment, just wait a moment sir
delta is it like
killing thing or...
Kitboga!
Kitboga! He also does livestreams of it on Twitch!
Don't forget scammer revolts
Imagine being so petty of a person that you would rather sell your house instead of just apologizing.
With an attitude like that, she's bound to get herself in the same exact trap over and over again.
Hopefully this lead to the husband divorcing her. I’d do that to anyone that stubborn and spiteful.
Kinda wish I could see those recordings, they would be hilarious!
The husband sounds OK-it was all on the wife and he would be better off dumping her. It would probably take a lot of grief out of his life.
Honestly how stuck up can you be
"Who drinks before 9am"
Y'know, I don't come here to be attacked
Lol
I know, right?
"Who drinks before 9am?"
*slowly puts beer bottle away*
@@jaylin3321 And then Drives
"It's 5 o'clock somewhere"
"It's 5 o'clock here. It's 5 AM."
"Toedaso"
Well, Carolina Reapers are edible, and aren't poisonous. so he couldn't be charged with anything like that. For all they know, he just really wanted to 'spice' his lunch up.
Yeah, but even it was something poisonous it would be hard to find him after the act, even if they collect his digitals, he could say that he didn't know it was poisonous after all it was his lunch
There was actually another ProRevenge story somewhere else, and OP used something similar in his food. HR was basically going to haul him off to the police because "He knowingly laid a trap and knew it'd cause harm to the thief.". Fortunately, after a big HR battle he proved to him that he could eat it without ill effects to himself. The lady stealing his food was fired later on.
Well, true, but this is where it goes down into the realm of technicalities. Some people can't stomach that much heat, and too much spicy has been proven to cause bodily harm.
Plus, he did it with the intention of laying a trap against an individual.
Can confirm they’re edible. I have a bottle of Trinidad Scorpion BBQ sauce I like to put in my burgers. In bacon cheeseburgers, they are great
He could put poison in it and say that he’s built up tolerance for it and likes to mix it in
"Son of a Fine Woman." "I'll hug you all at once."
XD I laughed at all of this so much, I couldn't breathe, this may be my last comment.
you good my man?
@@fir-endflames I'm pretty sure he's dead...
RIP P I N C O
p i n k o, rest in peace.
Rip 🥲💛
"So you're saying all I have to do is apologize and I get my house back?"
"Yes."
*House for sale*
Only American things
Not only, trust me, its more like only millenials thing,
I have seen so many people like that and they are mostly fresh mothers and fathers somewhere around theire 20s or 30s.
@@hubertnnn Self-destructive stubborn natures are not mutually-exclusive to 'millenials,' I've seen it before with my relatives (now-since disowned).
@@AlwaysANemesis The guy blaming it on being American and the "it's millennials" guy seem to me like the sort of behave like the crazy in that scenario to be honest.
@@hubertnnn you are aware that millenials are in their 30-40s right? You thinking Generation Z. millenials were born between 1976 and 1996
"You mother hugger."
I'm dead.
I couldn't come the link to the full recording!
@@andrewgrulke7476 soundcloud.com/user-641199932/20190424-145306-scammer
INMAR YT thanks sooo much!!!!
Wouldn't call it hacking, but yeah, that was damn funny.
My parents: You think you're all smart don't you?
Me: I'm not smart.
Same xD
Your parents: DON'T TALK BACK
kitty cat that’s totally me my parents are always telling me I’m so smart bcz I have good grades but I do stupid stuff all the time so I think I’m legally and idiot
My parents: you think ur so gucking smart
Me:yeah i get all A+ on math soooo yeah shut ur mouth
I kiss my mother with that mouth
Story: Me am stupid to fool scammer
Scammer: You're acting smart
OP: I'm not smart
"I'm not smart, just smarter than you"
I'm not smart, I'm Dad.
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Oh, and I bought some milk.
Man: tries to brake check guy
Cyclist: YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This made me smile, thank you : ^)
*trap car
"Why are you arresting me? All I said was I'm gonna kill you and destroy your car! My friends get away with it all the time!"
"Well then, you'll see your friends in the slammer soon enough."
Scammer: son of a b*tch
Rslash: did you mean “son of a fine woman?”
When did he say this i must know
"First you have to find your hugging arms, you armless little jerk”
Rslash Autocorrect ^.^
(Crashes into police car)
"Insurance adjuster": *YOU WHAT?!*
Forget about insurance, they will 180 on him and never let him buy insurance again.
If the drunk driver loses his license he could always get a bike instead.
Plot twist, OP drives past him on the road. “You have become the very thing you swore to destroy. I will do what I must.”
In Belgium, driving a bike or driving a car drunk is legally pretty much the same, if you loose your licence, you can't bike, either. In general, they won't bother you, though
Mumen Rider?
(One-Punch Man reference)
go commit yes
This comment is underrated. I laughed so hard I woke my roommate up.
F for the husband
He should ask for the tapes and use them to get a divorce.
I'm surprised he didn't just leave her in a hotel permanently, if she's petty enough to not write a formal apology, how is the wife material
If he wanted to. There could be an emotional hostage situation. He believes she can change, or feels guilty over something, etc. Who knows what happened after.
F
Yeah F
F
F. That poor husband deserves better.
Nah, he was dumb enough to dip it in crazy. It's like pity for sloths who sometimes die because they forget to eat. You feel bad, but then you're all "what a dumb animal."
@@zetsumeinaito reverse uno to u buddy
69 likes... I want to like but to keep it at 69 so I'm not going to like, I'm sorry.
I read this as "F. That husband deserves butter."
F for the man and I feel bad for him I wonder if he divorced her a this
"Move your car or I'll destroy it and blame you"
Me: visible confusion
I known this comment is 1 year old. But anyway;
IKR?!
Lol, her apology could've saved her literally 5 figures in relocation costs, 4 figures in fines, and a lot of headache. But of course that's never going to happen.
"You kiss your mother with that mouth?" Forget Ninja, OP says it better
Yep
LMAO - The nerve though. He's trying to scam others, gets mad for been trolled.
And ninja says : THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME !?!?!?!?!?!
You trying to HUG my computer?!
I'll show YOU how to HUG MY computer
My ears died at that part.
Imagine if that's what they actually said
Meow
Nn
Lol
360p squad where you at?
Here :'v
Here
BROTHER
I am actually 144p auto, so sorry
here
Third Story: Trilogy Media, Scammer Payback, and Kitboga will sure to be proud of you if they read your story, OP.
'Mother hugger'
'You son of a fine woman'
I'm laughing so hard
I saw "Carolina reaper" and immediately began to pray for the poor soul
Same. I remember first seeing them on Good Mythical Morning. Yiiikes
These things even look as if they grew in the Devil's butt crack.
I can tell from personal experience that it fucking h u r t s .
"You know, if I were the booze bandit in this story, I'd probaby feel a little bit pissed off." Ok, that was the best pun ever!
OMG I DIDENT NOTICE THAT SOMEHOW
It took me a second when he said it, then i got mad at myself for chuckling.
omg I did not see that one that's epic lol
When you would rather sell your house, than apologize and act normal.. 💀
You are getting scammed!!
OP- *reverse Uno card* No u
more like "no you are getting hacked" (I know its not exactly hacking, but he was messing with their computer)
speedy01247 and thats when the party ends people
Ha. Sorry I can't like it's at special number right now
"You gettin' mugged!"
"No, you're getting mugged."
"AAH, how the hell does that even work!?"
Theirs A Boot In Your Snake
REVERSE
As soon as OP mentioned Carolina Reapers, I immediately knew bad stuff was gonna go down.
So just Incase this information is useful, if the victims can prove the spicy food was intentionally done to catch the thief it can be used against you as assault or manslaughter or murder 2 because the intent was to harm but the death was accidental. However if you can eat said reapers you can say you didn’t do anything to harm the victim.
@@Sicguyphx what if you prove you like it by chowing it down in front of the cops
@@TeamLumix their's a reason police say 'tell it to the judge;' their job isn't to mediate justice, it's to enforce, when they initially arrest you, it's just to make sure you don't simply nope off, it's also why they call you a 'suspect' even if they definately saw you try to hide your liquer by pouring it down your pants
@@cediviannareeda4305 still would be funny
Eleutheria see what maxwell is thinking is that person steals lunch, gets spicy food heart attack, and then calls police. The parts he’s skipping is the thief realizing it was intentional, and then whose lunch was it in the first place. You’d have to confess to this crime or celebrate setting the thief up. I would think this means I’m advising using generic cheap tupper wear and packaging. Maybe wear food prep gloves while doing it. Then also keep some extra in your fridge just to prove that you would eat it in the same condition. The burden of proof lies with the accuser so take that for what it is.
Unknown number (real person): *calls my phone*
Me: "Tuscon city morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em. How.may I help you"
Phone: [CLICK]
On another note
Pacifistic utopian society insults:
"You mother hugger"
"Son of a fine woman"
"I'm gonna hug your sisters"
XD can I live in this world for 24 hours? I'm pretty sure I'd die of suffocation by laughing too hard but can I?
My favorite has always been:
"Shrinker's Sanitorium, all the keepers are tied up, head loonie speaking."
Hmm, I should start using that again on random calls to my cell phone.
City fire department! You light it, we fight it! How can I help you?
I prefer "Bill's Roadkill Grill, you kill 'em, we grill 'em. What can I getcha today?"
Can I use this whenever I get called by a random # plz?
Moral of the story: Don't steal your co-workers' lunch. You don't know if your allergic to it.
I did that in high school. Got my lunch taken right from my hands 3 days by a bully who wolfed it down, so I made a Tabasco PB&J and it worked perfectly. He got about 5 bites when the hot sauce hit and he spewed! I laughed, tho I did fear getting to get my butt kicked. There was never a 5th time. Too bad they didn't have hotter sauce back then...
@@Artemetra these days with the peppers available, not to mention Liquid Ass, you could have put that bully in ICU with one bite!! At the very least in tears begging for mercy!! LoL
*Dumps peanut oil into burger*
Yummy yummy
If not allergic to peanut oil though...
*Fills mug with watery dog poo*
Chunky chocolate milk
I'm that type of ass hole that would make that concoction
At the 01:50 mark, the booby trapped lunch wasn't "poisoned." It was just "spicy." 'Reaper peppers' aren't poison or they'd be hard to acquire, harder than they are, anyway. The Lunch Thief got what they deserved, asthma attack or not.
Mortal of the Story: don't piss off the people who are preparing that with you eat.
Matt Tillman Moral*
I dunno, I like to think the lunch thief was left to contemplate his own mortality at the end of the story.
Some judges allow for lawsuits against the lunch owners if they do this sort of thing to catch a thief.
How would that be proved though? Some people just like really spicy food and cook their meals on the level of spiciness that they like without accounting for whether someone stealing their food can handle it or not. Again, if the person hadn't stolen in the first place then he wouldn't have been in that position to begin with.
@@tucagwathiel3380
Through public confessions like the one in the video.
Also, depends on what a jury will believe.
My neighbors saved and saved for their first new car. Finally, they made their purchase. A brand new 1978 Buick, with only about 20 miles on the odometer. However, there was a persistent rattling sound in the driver's door. The service department at the dealership removed an empty whiskey bottle hidden there at assembly line. The husband was later told by his friends that he had a "Monday morning" car, built by auto workers who hated the beginning of their work week and had to hide the evidence of their coping technique.
That's kinda funny and kinda sad.
Always check the vin. No Monday or Friday cars.
After he said “and he had to be rushed to the hospital” I got a notification with thumbs up 👍 and an awarding drum roll and I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
LMAO! That’s gold there!
My lunch bandit story: I replaced the cream filling of some Oreos with horseradish. Worked like a charm.
Nicely done.
lmao, thats smart
I tried a little bit of widowmaker syrup in place of soy sauce in my noodles. That bully went unconscious and had to be hospitalised.
@@soumyakantipandit9098 what is a widowmaker syrup?
My sister's ex friend was stealing from her lunch kit, so my mom put a candy bar with a note that said: (sister's ex friend name) please stop stealing my lunch. In my sister's lunch for the ex friend. Sometimes it pays to kill with kindness.
the carolina reaper fajitas sound good, both as a lunch and as a revenge for the theif hahaha
I'd actually eat it with a good appetite.
They are good, just don't over due the peppers or they are all you will taste, and you would probably not want to add them long before eatting as they tend to leech into everything they touch. Flavor is one thing while torment is another.
Lucky for the food thief there was someone else in the room!
It's brilliant, and the perfect defense! Poison the lunch thief with something I'd happily eat. When I was first learning to cook years ago, I nearly killed people I *like* with chili when I thought I *was* going mild. Tasted fine to me! A little bland maybe...
i eat habanero peppers around 3 times a day straight, just as a snak
The audio for the second one was absolutely hilarious. By far one of the best posts I've seen!
There's a whole channel by e.g. Jim Browning. He makes those Indian scammers furious every time and probably destroyed a few of their computers as well as refunding A LOT of the scammers' ill-gotten loot.
That is the most low kee, chill, and calm phone rage I’ve ever heard in my entire life
It was so polite sounding. Just the tone. I’m still getting the giggles from it
As for the loop hole with poisoned food, the said poison must either be a common thing to put into meals, a recipe requirement, or a medical substance. I’m no lawyer, but I did this once, but only after legal research.
Like the guy who made some spicy curry and was eating some in the HR meeting about poisoning his food.
@@tOSdude One Philipino guy would microwave his left over fish in the company break room, stinking up the whole place!
So my sister’s exlax frosting with a clear don’t touch this” sign might have been ok?
technically they would have to prove that he intentionally did this to be in any legal trouble. Or they could legally prove that his actions were reckless enough to get him In to legal trouble
@@FEKana But proving this would be very difficult. Not to mention if the statute of limitations has passed or if he was tried and found not guilty, all the so called victim can do is pound sand.
Oh my god that voice clip was exactly what I imagine a scammer would sound like XD what a great addition to a pro revenge story XD
I listened to the whole call it’s well funny
@@hound4857 Basically all PEOPLE in general are Indian. Just purely statistically speaking, they have like a quarter of the population of the planet in a relatively small area. Between them and China, it's pretty much half the population. Rounding the numbers heavily of course, but still... Just by the way statistics work, you could easily go your whole life without ever being scammed by someone that isn't from India, even though there are just as high percentages of people doing it elsewhere.
It would’ve been Indian if it were stereotypical
Hell yea! Scammer lost their System32. As a techy guy this makes me so happy to hear.
@@Sonicsaber25 If you use Command Prompt, it would be irreversible either way. I've never done it (even though I could in a virtual machine if I wanted), but I'm pretty sure it's as simple as opening Command Prompt as Admin, and typing in 'del "C:\Windows\System32"'. The second you hit enter, it wipes it completely from the hard drive, and therefore is permanently deleted.
I don't have a clue as to what that means. Could you please be so kind as to enlighten me?
@@venomquill308 Which part? Sorry, I tend to use terms a lot of people don't understand.
-System32 is a folder of programs in all Windows OS's (Operating Systems) that are essential for running a computer. All it takes is one to be gone, and if it's the right one, Windows won't even know how to turn on. Every single time it will take you to a black screen with a white error message in the top left of the screen.
-Command Prompt is a program that comes by default in all Windows OS's and is made for people to put in commands for the computer to carry out.
-Virtual Machines are basically like a computer within a computer. You download a VM program, get the .iso file (or a few other file types also work) and the program will open and install a new computer inside your computer. The VM sets aside a certain amount of storage as virtual memory for the VM. Anything that happens within a VM doesn't transfer to the actual computer. You can install a System32 deleting virus and have the VM destroyed, but the actual computer be fine.
-"C:\Windows\System32" Is the file location for the System32 folder in Windows. "C:" (C-Drive) is the hard drive that is used for not only Windows's essential files, but also some programs that can be downloaded. Adobe programs like Photoshop CC and Premiere Pro CC are an example of that. You can add your own files in C: too, but I personally don't see why when you could put them in the default folders Windows provides. The parts between the slashes are folders. Example, Windows is a folder withing C:, and System32 is in that Windows folder. If we were trying to identify a single file and not a folder, we would have to add the appropriate file extension to the end. (Example: An image with the file name "soda" would need to be soda.jpg or soda.png, and not simply soda.
I hope this helps at least a little, Angelica. I tried to summarize most of what I talked about.
@@Sonicsaber25 Jeez! Just what a scammer would deserve no less.
tbh deleting sys32 is fairly fixable. All the files other than the deleted ones will be untouched on the HDD and would just require a new windows install to fix but its probably the most annoying thing you can do to someone in that short time outside of uploading a virus and hoping it isn't quarantined by whatever AV running on the scammers machine.
This happened some 10 years ago...
I had someone taking my yoghurt for days.
Once I had enough of it and went to the pharmacy that was open near my workplace.
The following day, I injected the laxative I bought and I waited...
...
2 hours later, there was a colleague of mine pooping herself in the way to the toilet.
She later said she may have got sick after eating a sour yoghurt. I told her it was MY food she was stealing and to take that as a lesson.
Nice, what happened next?
A colleague did the same, it sure helped some time.
Same. My lunch got stolen day by day and i know the culprit, and i know that he is allergic to shrimp. I put shrimp powder and put a lot of spices to hide the smell. He got bloated and sent to nearby hospital. Week later, he came back and accuse me of food poisoning, everyone know what kind of person he is and got booed. He always went by himself now and becoming very quiet
@@ThePinkRubber Good! I hope y'all can enjoy your lunch in peace. In my Asian fam interrupting food is a crime, you will be beaten with a flip flop.
she must have been a really shitty person :P
Guy deletes scammers files.
Jim Browning is that you?
Who?
@@jasonmccain9544 this dude, whom regularly screws with scammers. it really hillarious
th-cam.com/channels/BNG0osIBAprVcZZ3ic84vw.html
It sounds like Scammer Revolts...he's awesome
Ye I watched this vid lmao
@@williamtoccijr9579 It isn't Scammer Revolts it seems, it's some other guy who is active on Soundcloud as opposed to TH-cam.
I think that every time somebody says the unfamily friendly word that starts with an F it should say "hug" "YOU HUGGING MOTHER HUGGER"
It’s a non PG family frenly word
i like to hug butt
Better with duck, you mother🐦er
Dont have a duck emote sry
When he was bleeping out the "b word" he said it as fine woman.😂
Nothing turns a man evil like someone taking their food and damn if I hadn't experienced a carolina reaper myself that sounds good
No matter the graphic quality, the content quality is still gold👌
Yes always 👏🏻👌🏻
Oh btw, you know what is equaly stupid to crashing into a parked police car? A classmate from high school demonstrated it:
- ride a fixie (bicycle with only one gear)- no brakes ("not cool")
- no lights
- at night
- drunk (about 1.5‰)
- see a police officer writing parking tickets
- somehow crash into him
- mild concussion because helmets are "not cool"
- 17 years old, so his parents had to get him from the police station
- 600ish bucks fine - three year ban from getting a drivers license
- beg everyone in class for money to pay for the bills as some of us "were drinking with him before". We even tried to convince him to not take the bike to go home.
Also, a F for that husband.
edit: formating, youtube sucks
Do you know who I am?!?
Its me Roman, lets go bowling, cousin!
Another time.
Too soon tails, Too soon..
Did you just say cousin?
Nico : *shoots Roman* Shut up cousin!
Vlad : *smug grin after giving hypnotize nico to kill roman after asking vlad to go to bowling SO MUCH*
PS : i know thats alot of context but that could be true
m.th-cam.com/video/fVQyYJ8Rl7o/w-d-xo.html
If this was r/nuclearrevenge, then that ‘almost killed a man’ woulda turned into a ‘killed a man’
And if it was r/ supernovarevenge, it would be "I killed a man and his buddies" lol
I give the man an 'F'. Like the school grade for his taste in women.
Wow this is much better then my comment
Sometimes the crazy comes out after the consumption of wedding cake....
@Rick O'Shay Humans don't have alfa and beta males...
Ikajo I think you mean alpha, but even then, that was the f*cking joke
@@irishuisman1450 Alfa is the spelling in my language... means the same.
Oh my goooood that call!!! He really used a Nick Fury quote!
"YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?"?
I genuinely recommend that everyone here go and listen to the full audio of that scam call. It is freaking GOLDEN. WELL worth your time.
I love when he giggles in the middle of a story. I don't know what it is about his laugh but it makes me smile every time I hear it.
Honestly I love these videos over the others because I like how he talks in general for some reason.
I hate it. Maybe I'm just impatient and want him to get on with it already.
Hug is my new favorite swear word. First you have to find your tiny hugging arms...
Gotta say death by fajitas would make for a pretty weird funeral convo.
Reddit Smoothie family member:omg 😭😭😭 why’d he die he was soooo young
OP: oh he kept stealing my lunch so I put some of my spicy peppers in it
FM: you’re the reason he dieeeed😭😭
I’m so confused, was the woman stealing the lunches? The pronouns changed halfway through
Mary S. Me too so I just went with he
@@marys.7713 No, the man ate the spicy food and was having an asthma attack because of it, the woman was screaming for help since...well the man wasn't in a state to do so himself.
Reapers991 ohh
My sister lived in a college dorm with a desert thief. She got tired of it and baked a cake. A VERY special cake with ExLax frosting. She put a sign on it saying it was for a birthday party and not to touch it, but a quarter of it went missing! They found out who the thief was when she couldn’t leave the bathroom for a few days.
A desert thief? Jesus, what'd they do with all that sand?
"I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with a combustible lemon!"
I,m gonna make my engineers make combustible lemons!
-Cave Jhonsonn, The man whit the biggest balls ever.
@@zuzka9061 Make life take the lemons BACK
....shit.
Besides the Carolina Reeper, the first lunch actually sounded really good.
Reaper is candy and not really that hot
The reaper, depending on how much of it, may be the best part. But I am not a fan of cilantro and lime barely gets a pass from me.
Dubious Isn’t the Carolina Reaper the hottest pepper in the world? It’s over 2,200,000 Scovilles. How can’t you say “it’s really not that hot”?! 🙄
pretty sure he's either, tricking some one into eating it, or being sarcastic...
you got r/whoosh 'd if so
MommyOfMutants nah bro, dragon breath is hotter, but the pepper x (created by th same guy created carlifonia pepper) is even hotter, but no one have ever try it, there only a sauce made out of it
Death threat
Fraud
Suspensions
Dis orderly conduct
Attempted assault
Reckless driving
What else
Disorderly Conduct
Slander
DUI
Assault with a deadly weapon
Speeding
Public intoxication
Thought you'd say 'Hotel Trivago' lol
Attempted vehicular murder
Bitchy conduct.
As a Stay At Home Mom myself, the SAHM life isn't for everyone. At times, you get seriously lonely. So glad I used my time to study up and go back to school.
Poor husband?!? he married her!!! Let me get out my tiny violin..... >_>
I have a I have a real and I can put some pretty sad songs on it I'm actually going to start playing while watching this
"you kiss your mother with that mouth?" is that ninja?
Is it a guy from alabama?
*Ninja 100*
YOU SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU
THE F YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SH
Pewdiepie: *SOMEBODY SAY NINYA?!?!?!*
You will get it if you what Jedi the video of pewds playing with ninja, I mean ninya
Rslash: Some dingleberry
Me: 😂😂😂
The tech scam bating call community is beautiful. Edna is the internet's favorite grandma.
OP: "...seriously, who drinks before 9 AM?"
A lot of old farts like the one in your story. Thought they usually prefer to take to the bus in order to irritate more people.
Guess the first story appeared to experience first hand that... *Revenge is a dish served spicy*
*YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
First it was f's for the husband in entitled parents, now in pro revenge
F's to every husband out there
F
"Do you know who I am?!"
A potential reddit story, keep talking.
As someone who is allergic to peppers, I knew where this was going as soon as you read Reaper.
Was he supposed to gear his offensive to people with food allergies? Maybe that was a bit of an extreme measure, but with all the different food allergies available to us, what does that leave him as something that will make you think twice about this?
You don't have to be allergic to Carolina Reapers they're concerned the hottest pepper on Earth
I love ur censoeships, those damn mother huggers are such son's of fine women
I love when people ruin scammers and their computers. Some of my favorite TH-cam videos
Best one yet! Loved the call! I was crying with laughter 🤣🤣
Well, putting a super spicy thing in your food is not technically poisoning it so 100% the Lunch Box Bandit's fault lol
11:44 "Seriously, who drinks before 9am?" YOU'D be surprised. Not me of course.
I don't get it. How do respectable people keep marrying into relationships with these controlling scumbags?
Personally, I get the impression that the respectable people either do not see the problematic sides of the people that they are partnered with, or are perhaps blinded to it by their proximity/closeness. There could be past history where they used to NOT be like that, and when behavior creeps over boundaries, it can be hard to address because it all happens so gradually over time. The 'respectable' people might also not be quite so respectable themselves, OR the problematic people might be emotionally manipulating them into staying (which totally fits). Lastly, for the 'respectable' not so respectable people (since the scopes of shared stories might not cover it), they could be buying into these harmful romantic/success notions that today's society really likes to push on us that are complete BS, like that just _having_ a spouse is a marker for success and that soul mates are a thing (makes people less inclined to put genuine work into a relationship because if you're soul mates, you shouldn't have to...it should just work out). The sunk-cost fallacy could also be at play, since divorce isn't cheap, so maybe people who have tried to get their partners to be reasonable simply decide to grit their teeth and bear it.
Or they have children and are worried about losing custody. The courts almost always side with the mother, even if she is literal trash. Because a "mother's love is priceless"...personally I think the parent that can support them best with the best track-record should get them but what ever America. I only live here. I obviously have no clue how things should realistically work.
Amen. I can't stand this country either sometimes.
Because they are probably less respectable than you think. They get to write the posts so you get one perspective of the story amd the details they wish to share.
There are more decent people than scumbags, as such the scumbags must marry non-scumbags or they would have died out a long time ago.
About that booze bandit... I don't know about him being pissed off... But i could swear he got PISSED IN
🤣
7:51 FYI: When you ride a bicycle, you are considered a vehicle and are fully entitled to use the road, even if there is no bike lane. In fact, riding a bicycle on the sidewalk is discouraged. In Florida, while riding a bicycle on the sidewalk is not illegal, you are to yield the right of way to all pedestrians.
In Germany, cycling on the sidewalk is illegal for any person above 12 years (except for when you are the responsible adult for said child), but still I get aggressive car drivers trying to scare me off the road when there is no designated bike lane available.
You’re trying to hug my computer
XD
The first person was Ross
Ross-My sandwich!!!!
*Pigeons fly away from the wrath of an angry dinosaurs guy*
"Did you mistake it for your own sandwich with a moist maker?"
😂😂🤣🤣
Oh Ross.
7:30 I like how the scammer is so calm during this (also f for the husband)
My favourite thing about watching your videos are when you can't hold back your laughter. It's so entertaining and great to see that you love what you do!
if you enjoyed the scammer story there's a youtuber out there called scammer revolts who does this kinda stuff all the time, SYSKEYing scammer's computers, destroying them with a virus, locking down their files etc all while recording the phone call as it happens you should go check it out, some of the reactions are hilarious.
James. Viech.
There are A LOT of Youtubbers that do that. My personal fav is Jim Browning. While he doesn't mess destroy scammers's PCs he does bring awareness and completely exposed all their info
YES!!!! That was the absolute first thing i thought of!!!
Ive watched him since before he hit 10k, hes such a god
Love scammer revolts
@@Ashurman666 jim browning sounds like thenthapple
Im so happy you upload daily 🙌🏿 makes my day 100% better watching your vids.
OP in the post where he/she likes to mess around with scammers, you can sue them for calling.
Yugo is definitely a Entitled pup.
He barks when your doing your job
Then he barks when you pay attention to him!
XD
To the last story: I really feel bad for these people who have overly.....demonic partners
Joseph soderlund I feel bad but honestly they should consider if it’s really worth staying with them
You make a very good point
People choose their partners, if they are together it's a product of both wills, not just one!
Entitled Person:DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM
Police: We Know Your A *Criminal*
LOL "Honey, can you please take 30 minutes to write an apology letter to our neighbours for threatening to vandalise or assault them? They promised to withraw your restraining order."
"No, we should sell our house instead."
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
IT'S-A-ME
*M A R I O*
My son loves yr channel so can u give him yr channel. Or else I will call the cops and sue u!
Chaos Master26 lmao
#entitled
lmao
you forgot to ask for his equipment
Camper
Did anyone else think at the beginning
Mama
Just killed a man
fed chili against his mouth
triggered asthma now hes dead
@@neurotica5461 mama, life has just begun
@@iiqwerrtylawexploits4866 but now I've gone and thrown it all away
OMG I WAS LAUGHING DEAD when u replaced the f word with hugs !! HUGSSS ❤️❤️
I used to get calls from USA Pharmacy. All the sales associates were named Mike and Bill and spoke with a heavy Indian accent. 🙄
They wanted to sell me (or rather my deceased FIL) Viagra. No matter what I told them, them called over and over again. Sometimes 5 times a day.
So I had an idea. I got a audio recording of an train whistle, 2 minutes long.
Next time they called, I was nice and attentive. I asked them to hold on one minute and then started the recording. I let it play to the end. When I checked they were gone.
It didn’t stop them. They just threw our name and phone number on someone else’s pile.
Each time they called I played the recording. After a week, I never heard from them again. 😁
Her: "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?"
Me: "an idiot"
Her: **leaves**
Me: "ehehhehheh"
(Edit) I know that was dumb and NOT funny but DEEL WIF IT.
Lol me whenever I say a joke
Pretty funny tbh.
I thought it was funny
I proudly define myself as an actual Mother Hugger :3
Who doesn't hug their mother?
@@coroixiwa horrible people, and people who don't know their mother
@@broguydudeman7588 It possibly also depends on one's individual terms of "mother". For example, it could be your grandmother, or perhaps your father who has raised you on his own. Anyone you deem as a mother, no... Anyone who needs a hug deserves a hug. But not horrible people, they don't get hugs; no hugs for them.
7:28 "son of a fine woman" I DIED SEEING THAT LMFAO
Next time someone makes me mad i'll give 'em a carolina reaper fajita.