How Asian Parents Grocery Shop

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  • @DotDusk
    @DotDusk ปีที่แล้ว +5668

    Notice how when Steven's dad pick the frying pan, he instinctively backs away. That is effective failure management right there.

    • @jethiliusavalar6449
      @jethiliusavalar6449 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      I feel like the only reason why his dad didn't destroy him for saying that oranges come from trees is that they were in public

    • @jauz
      @jauz ปีที่แล้ว +27

      wait the cameraman is steven?

    • @lexleon
      @lexleon ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Negative reinforcement

    • @user-oo9sg4kh4x
      @user-oo9sg4kh4x ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I cracked up at the bit about evaluating the frying pan like it was a tennis racket.

  • @megan_l_yt
    @megan_l_yt ปีที่แล้ว +8097

    The fact that Steven actually got lost looking for the supermarket killed me 💀

    • @slash3832
      @slash3832 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      He pulled a zoro move

    • @josh_7345
      @josh_7345 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      hi Megan

    • @verentyee5413
      @verentyee5413 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Let's also not forget his dad telling him to get in line at the checkout counter while he gets something else, saying it will only take him a few seconds. That is classic *_EMOTIONAL DAMAGE_* , _VERY EFFECTIVE_ !!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SevenHunnid
      @SevenHunnid ปีที่แล้ว

      I do food reviews while I’m high off that zaza on my yöutube chånnel😈

    • @item-001.the9children
      @item-001.the9children ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you mean steven’s dad?

  • @formidable4748
    @formidable4748 ปีที่แล้ว +2648

    Just to remind everyone; Established Titles is a scam org please do not donate. A fake land title does not make you a "liard", "lord", or "lady" and worst of all they dont even plant trees. Not to blame Steven for sponsoring them, they fooled a lot of creators.

    • @bal2202
      @bal2202 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Yes my partner got caught in this scam via Facebook.

    • @michaelb.3006
      @michaelb.3006 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      I though it was. I remember the click talking about how a sponsor they had recently was a scam and I suspected it was established titles.

    • @burningisis
      @burningisis ปีที่แล้ว +103

      And I can guarantee that Steven did not change his name on his credit card to Lord like he said in the ad read. However seeing all of the ad reads for Established Titles, you can tell that part of the requirement was say that you "can" change your name on your credit cards, passports, airline tickets, etc.

    • @Riptide_28
      @Riptide_28 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      They do plant the trees just check the charity but the rest is vslid

    • @Ratatatatatatattaa
      @Ratatatatatatattaa ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wow and this was only 8 days ago, sheesh

  • @yonnnest
    @yonnnest ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "When you get stuff, always get in the back of the row. That's the fresh."
    Yeah, I agree with Steven about it being frozen, but my dad argues that many people open the door, letting the cold out, which leads to the front stuff sometimes defrosting. So we end up always picking the things from the middle or back.

    • @walden6272
      @walden6272 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I look at the package dates on them too. Some are dated longer so fresher.

    • @kaboomwinn4026
      @kaboomwinn4026 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yes, the fresher is away in the back then the front.

    • @Stalkerx13
      @Stalkerx13 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmm, I am going to begin to do this

    • @nickys5578
      @nickys5578 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I used to do this too until I stocked at 3 different grocery stores and TBH crews just stock they do not rotate or pull forward the older stock, people buy it too much of just about everything for things to actually go bad in store, and we are on a crunch to finish stocking said load before the morning. You would be surprised on what is not rotated

  • @Winter1145I4
    @Winter1145I4 ปีที่แล้ว +4936

    I'm absolutely astonished at Steven's audacity of not going to the watermelon section and slapping each one to see which is good

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  ปีที่แล้ว +1559

      we didn't find the watermelon section hahaha

    • @Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE
      @Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@StevenHe better luck next time mate

    • @aegisrheo4410
      @aegisrheo4410 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@StevenHe a supermarket w-without the watermelon section ?.. im-impossible !!

    • @awkwardreactions9492
      @awkwardreactions9492 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@StevenHe what country or city was this video shoot in ?

    • @bwaybaby1979
      @bwaybaby1979 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@awkwardreactions9492 it’s in NYC, in the Manhattan Chinatown

  • @RCPlaneBuilder946
    @RCPlaneBuilder946 ปีที่แล้ว +2687

    Respect to him for making this skit in public without being embarrassed

    • @ThickyRicky69
      @ThickyRicky69 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Actors life, Doing silly thing in a serious way.

    • @pokechatter
      @pokechatter ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Respect to him leading into his sponsor in public.

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Lol he was embarrassed but he just went ahead anyway

    • @Paul_Sleeping
      @Paul_Sleeping ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes. I have not seen Steven completely restrained and knowing he needs to be respectful from all the videos I've watched. It is not easy doing this in public.
      I think Steven should call ahead and arrange with the supermarkets to let him film before the store opens. We're usually pretty open minded and with free advertising thrown in, it should be doable.

    • @msk-qp6fn
      @msk-qp6fn ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @andyn9080
    @andyn9080 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Legend has it Steven is still waiting in line, letting people go first, for his dad to find the last item

    • @MsZoedog66
      @MsZoedog66 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do we know his dad's actual name? I mean, there's Stephen, Uncle Roger, but no first name for his dad. I'm intrigued!

  • @cryptor4029
    @cryptor4029 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    As an Asian i can confirm everything in this video, especially the part where they leave you in line.

  • @bresbennilson2910
    @bresbennilson2910 ปีที่แล้ว +2424

    "They're so spicy, they make you forget how much of a failure you are."
    This had me dying. LMAO!!

    • @amoldivo
      @amoldivo ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But the thing is, that brand of chilli isn't even that spicy! Hmmm

    • @lauragraves4342
      @lauragraves4342 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's true omg I have some in the fridge right now and I'm looking for a job. Self assurance booster level 5,000! I'm really not kidding.

    • @Rekhan4242
      @Rekhan4242 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@amoldivo I love that stuff, not Asian but you guys got me hooked on that stuff! My family almost always have some available!

    • @BlackLotusVisualArchive
      @BlackLotusVisualArchive ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@amoldivo That's the joke. It's not very spicy lol

    • @norokodven4768
      @norokodven4768 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh I have the Carolina Reaper. Anything less and your a Failure!

  • @cryptictbn1056
    @cryptictbn1056 ปีที่แล้ว +3318

    the “Vitamin F for Failure” killed me

    • @Maxri_o
      @Maxri_o ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So true

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  ปีที่แล้ว +295

      I never lack those

    • @Maxri_o
      @Maxri_o ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@StevenHe and you lack the A+!!!!

    • @nameless-ch6qz
      @nameless-ch6qz ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What the actual Jesus Christ 9 days ago ???? Wtf it's only been one hour

    • @aayushpatel5208
      @aayushpatel5208 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nameless-ch6qz early access

  • @ChrisY85
    @ChrisY85 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    It makes my day whenever he says “I send you to Jesus “ lol

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX ปีที่แล้ว +8

      was visiting my brother along with mum for xmas. he put this on and she (super religious) goes "....did he just say, I send you to Jesus?" hahahaaaaaaa the best

  • @Singularityv616
    @Singularityv616 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    4:09 is ground zero of every Asian kid’s worst nightmare.

  • @myst._.ical.
    @myst._.ical. ปีที่แล้ว +1332

    Ah, yes, our equivalent of an aquarium 😂
    My siblings and I used to drag our parents to the fish section to look at the fish in the tanks…which Chinese kid hasn’t done that?

    • @thegamingdeath123
      @thegamingdeath123 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Steven he would not let you go there unless he wants to

    • @maclord477
      @maclord477 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Epic comments from before us normal ppl can see this :o

    • @gabigc9672
      @gabigc9672 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      8 days ago?

    • @carlyndalee8223
      @carlyndalee8223 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      my parents dragged me to the fish section in chinese restaurants when I got bored in family dinners lmaoooooo

    • @2invisible
      @2invisible ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Steven Не 🅥 fake

  • @CRFSUIGENERIS
    @CRFSUIGENERIS ปีที่แล้ว +479

    The “go wait in line scene” was on point. Asian parents are often in their own world, and don’t calculate time as accurately as pound X dollar math for vegetables lol. I had to go find my parents mortified that I was holding up the line with no wallet. A unique childhood Asian trauma as usual ;) 😂

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  ปีที่แล้ว +86

      That is a struggle we all share

    • @cuross01
      @cuross01 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      After a few years of doing that I told my mom "no. I'm not going to wait here for you."
      She changed her strategy to tell me to go get something. I would take my time. She stopped doing that real quick

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et ปีที่แล้ว +4

      not unique

    • @flame486
      @flame486 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can confirm that this happens to South Asians as well.

    • @Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE
      @Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE ปีที่แล้ว

      I rarely did.

  • @rankor73
    @rankor73 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    My kids were laughing watching this saying, “Dad, you’re just like him!” And we’re Filipino, so I guess it’s true. But I gotta add that Seaworld comment! It’ll save us a trip to San Diego 😅!

  • @LisaApril
    @LisaApril 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There was a wonderful baked goods shop in Chinatown in Oakland, Ca. I would go there frequently and yet I would frequently have to keep walking until I found it. It was on a specific corner, yet sometimes I had trouble figuring out which corner it was. Unfortunately, it's no longer there and I cried so hard. What I really loved from there was their coconut buns. I would end up getting them for people at work because they also loved them. Those were the good old days.

  • @nimishpore7910
    @nimishpore7910 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    The fact that Steven took the pan, pretended to fry something, then proceeded to use it as a weapon😂

    • @niccolom
      @niccolom ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I told my gf he’s going to try hitting with it right after he picked it up.
      We just know.

    • @EweOlive
      @EweOlive ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He gave it that tennis racket “forehand, backhand, new strings spank” combo and sent me back to high school for a moment 😅

    • @Rekhan4242
      @Rekhan4242 ปีที่แล้ว

      Multi-purpose FTW!

    • @priestesslucy3299
      @priestesslucy3299 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weapon? No, he was testing it's quality as a paddle for spanking his children

    • @douglasbullet6456
      @douglasbullet6456 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That pan was for disciplinery purposes

  • @moarmygene7310
    @moarmygene7310 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    Steven laughing at himself is the best thing ever😂😂

    • @malestromme635
      @malestromme635 ปีที่แล้ว

      He does like to self-corpse, me also.

  • @MollyDollyy774
    @MollyDollyy774 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “If the Groceries are Laying in
    the Road, Thats how you
    know it Legit”
    Yeah, That Sounds
    100% Legit!

  • @Erbium99
    @Erbium99 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I did not realize my parent's buying habits were so stereotypical chinese people buying habits lmao

  • @AdityaGupta-qk5ee
    @AdityaGupta-qk5ee ปีที่แล้ว +760

    Steven’s dad: go get in the queue
    Steven: *faliure management PTSD*

    • @ELDIABLO_71
      @ELDIABLO_71 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @John Wick hah you tried

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  ปีที่แล้ว +75

      *Boss music plays

    • @ToasterWhat
      @ToasterWhat ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@StevenHe the chat is ur cat

    • @b33thr33kay
      @b33thr33kay ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@StevenHe Dude, delete the bots please. There's one right here!

    • @paprikagames
      @paprikagames ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@b33thr33kay no the people that actually fall for them are failures

  • @randomjw3
    @randomjw3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    parents disappearing into the next aisle and forgetting you're waiting in line is way too relatable LOL

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Forgetting" when it is time to pay.

  • @kyleabayon3753
    @kyleabayon3753 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:22 is the one I can relate the most. love it from the Philippines.

  • @JamieLuvsYT
    @JamieLuvsYT ปีที่แล้ว +2162

    as an asian boy who shops with his mom at ranch 99 i can confirm all this is true. especially the waiting in line while they “look for the last thing” 😂😂

    • @MAILLADY2010
      @MAILLADY2010 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      H Mart or Seiwa!

    • @raynieandsunnie
      @raynieandsunnie ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Bruh, yessss. And then you have to get out of line to find her because it's been forever and everyone gets to pass you.

    • @VertexCarver
      @VertexCarver ปีที่แล้ว +18

      When you're at the front of the que;
      - Use panic attack or
      - Instantly growing an inch thick face!

    • @hyu8826
      @hyu8826 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ranch 99 is so sad. I miss SF market in Bay Area. Still in Stockton and Sacramento though. And I am so sorry for your trauma. Being abandoned in the line with no money still gives me flashbacks

    • @leeknowsairfryer830
      @leeknowsairfryer830 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ikr i'm not chinese asian but i can relate

  • @LavaDemon66
    @LavaDemon66 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    I think we should have more of these adventures with Steven and his father.

    • @Diamondfurry
      @Diamondfurry ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Steven Не 🅥 stop being a bot and do homework page 1 to 452

    • @botboi4334
      @botboi4334 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Diamondfurry i find it funny that it tries to use the v as a replacement for a check. but it fails miserably

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  ปีที่แล้ว +83

      COMING right up

    • @Diamondfurry
      @Diamondfurry ปีที่แล้ว +5

      iS thaT rEAl sTeVeN hE?!?!

    • @LavaDemon66
      @LavaDemon66 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@StevenHe Awesome.

  • @kellyannemakeup8296
    @kellyannemakeup8296 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Just a heads up. I’m Scottish, born and bread the only way to be legally recognised as a lord here is by inheritance or marriage. You can’t just buy into it, otherwise the land my house sits on would make me a lord it lady 🙄🙌🏻 plus everyone in Scotland who currently also owns lands with their home- btw there’s 5.5 million of us here

    • @garvi01
      @garvi01 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats why he said novelty. Even established tittles have that info all over their site about it being a novelty and that alone.

    • @TwistedMexi
      @TwistedMexi ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@garvi01 That wasn't on their site at all until they were called out for it last week.

    • @RawbeardX
      @RawbeardX ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TwistedMexi it was always on their site. It just wasn't always on their site until a week ago when they were called out for it. Also RIP Established Titles. It was a scam while it lasted.

    • @TroySwezey
      @TroySwezey ปีที่แล้ว

      @@garvi01 Actually, he said 'novel.' Defined as: of a new and unusual kind; different from anything seen or known before: a novel idea.

    • @barbieblue3336
      @barbieblue3336 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bred
      Not bread

  • @galacticwarrior1321
    @galacticwarrior1321 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    When Stevan’s dad shops at the dollar general that has a 50% off sale: TOO EXPENSIVE
    Stevans dad casually buying a Gucci coat after “by accident”

  • @sunshinedk1628
    @sunshinedk1628 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Respect for Steven for doing this in public bro😂 what a legend

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I was stopped many times... luckily all good

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@StevenHe what level of famous does one need before the acquisition of bodyguards is needed

    • @sunshinedk1628
      @sunshinedk1628 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Great @Steven He

    • @nanotide82
      @nanotide82 ปีที่แล้ว

      When this guys vid comes it’s always rlly good

    • @blazeplayz9271
      @blazeplayz9271 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s short I just realized

  • @fouler3606
    @fouler3606 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I love how his father used failure managment at such a professional level, he is perfecting the art of failure managment and at that rate his son will get A+ and become a doctor. Edit: WOW THANKs to all who liked and steven for giving this comment a heart thats my first one getting one of those

  • @x8Ball
    @x8Ball ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "You never need to drink water again" killed me completely XD hahahahahah

  • @robinreality9979
    @robinreality9979 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love your videos.
    About frozen, true, get it in the back.
    I worked in retail n some customers couldn't pay frozen so we had to take it back. But being busy, it would sit in carts for some time before we take it back, in freezers, in the front.. Also front frozen foods in the front gets more exposure from the door opening n closing

  • @mellocertified
    @mellocertified ปีที่แล้ว +1613

    This is absolutely relatable lmao

    • @king.tangerine
      @king.tangerine ปีที่แล้ว +3

      how’d u post seven days ago if the video was released today? i’m so confused

    • @alienh
      @alienh ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dang nice PFP

    • @_t3ardr0ps_
      @_t3ardr0ps_ ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr

    • @jenjoe4359
      @jenjoe4359 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@king.tangerine think there’s a way for people to watch early if they pay something

    • @XxCodWiLL3RxX
      @XxCodWiLL3RxX ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Especially the queue part. My father isnt asian but he always sent us to line up while he went to get 1 more item, while we had no way to pay if we arrieved to the cashier. Or even worse while in the line with like 1 or 2 people ahead of us max. Leave to go fetch something he forgot

  • @strangeinyoutube9565
    @strangeinyoutube9565 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "You know you always wanted to go to sea world? There you go"
    Best part 😂😂😂

  • @clairemcaneny7150
    @clairemcaneny7150 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    oooh no he fell for the scam

  • @Metalwabbit
    @Metalwabbit ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The store I work at constantly has me dealing with parents leaving their children as they go back for one more thing. Or having a customer put all their stuff down and then just wander off to get something. Or going to their car to get their wallet after already having everything scanned. It messed with me the first few weeks. Now I just suspend it and get the next customer and resume when they return. It's that normal for me at this point.

  • @SubEditz
    @SubEditz ปีที่แล้ว +325

    The fact that he was in public and embarrassing him self.
    RESPECT, ALSO BEST ASIAN.
    Edit: Yes he has done more embarrassing things in his life ( Congrats on 6M subs. )

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  ปีที่แล้ว +77

      haha It was quite embarrassing

    • @Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE
      @Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@StevenHe and brave also

    • @mandie492
      @mandie492 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@StevenHe it's NYC, it's probably not even the weirdest thing they saw that day

    • @NJDJ1986
      @NJDJ1986 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@StevenHe you did great out there

    • @hongtaolin4875
      @hongtaolin4875 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@StevenHe do you speak fluent Chinese cuz I heard everything you said

  • @WhiteScarsEmo
    @WhiteScarsEmo ปีที่แล้ว +144

    My mother's Korean. This happened a lot more then I'd want to admit. Including the passive-aggressive comments whenever I wanted to get a snack. My favorite was us at the checkout while she pretend to read the table of contents in the back of a bag of chips. "I think the bag has far more nutritional value then the chips inside." "Look at the sodium content. My son, the human jerky."
    Mom, I miss you.

    • @OceanicPearlz1
      @OceanicPearlz1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reeee my parents are Chinese

    • @krystal2026
      @krystal2026 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Your mom has the best roasts.

    • @srfirehorseart
      @srfirehorseart ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmm. Potential collaboration with the Korean Vegan channel? 😄

    • @storiesbylolo
      @storiesbylolo ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya this story is not finished in my opinion, #weneedapartthree

  • @JaimieKrycho
    @JaimieKrycho ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how the camera panned away from Stephen's face when he found The Sauce and almost started laughing at his own joke 😂😂🥰😂😂
    I out and out cackled throughout the whole of this!!!

  • @wolfverzockt
    @wolfverzockt ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is sooo relateable, my grandpa always took me shopping when I was in china

  • @aguyjr
    @aguyjr ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "I swear this has gone up in price" is something my parents would always say 😂

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  ปีที่แล้ว +31

      YESSSSSS I'm starting to think that myself too

    • @robertbeisert3315
      @robertbeisert3315 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least today I have last week's receipts to prove it.
      I only buy meat every other week now, and I still spend my 2019 monthly grocery budget every week.

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StevenHe I'm sure ( no matter the ethnicity ) it's something we can ALL relate to , now that global inflation has increased since the war in Ukraine 🇺🇦 . Nice video . Respect from Australia . ♑️✍️🇳🇴🇦🇺

    • @Kira_Nakasashi
      @Kira_Nakasashi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am becoming my parent in that regard. When I go to the store, I am always saying "Every month it keeps getting more expensive"

  • @priyanshplayz3021
    @priyanshplayz3021 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    This feels disturbingly relatable on levels I didn’t know possible

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Welcome to your therapy class

    • @b33thr33kay
      @b33thr33kay ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@StevenHe Steven, there's a bot right above your comment. Can you please keep them in check?

  • @cchoi108
    @cchoi108 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The funniest part was when someone asked him if he was Ronny Chieng! 😂😂😂😂 If I ever see Ronny Chieng I'm going to ask him if he's Stephen He. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @NecroCritic
    @NecroCritic ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I'm a Lord now."
    Got some bad news for you there, Steven...

  • @Wubsy96
    @Wubsy96 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    3:58 - "Oranges grow on trees."
    "And trees come out of the ground ,stuu-pid."

    • @whatsaap3471
      @whatsaap3471 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hurry my friend, thank you for watching my videos and leaving a comment, hit me up I have something for you 📩📩❤🎉

    • @Quloq_News
      @Quloq_News ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats a good one

  • @suffering9481
    @suffering9481 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I love how Steven's Dad first instinct after trying out the pan was to see if it can be used as a weapon

  • @B_B-420
    @B_B-420 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When he heard that oranges grow on trees, it looked like he just returned to that body from a parallel dimension... 😂

  • @nthatall_damnstillnotavailable
    @nthatall_damnstillnotavailable ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Tbh, he walked exactly how my dad walks😂😂😂😂

  • @aveleziii
    @aveleziii ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "things you won't even find in America" got a legit spit take. brilliant

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  ปีที่แล้ว +7

      THANK YOU hahaha

  • @TheKnifeRaven
    @TheKnifeRaven ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Steven never ceases to make my day. When my day is lacking flavour, what better way to fix it than adding FAILURE

    • @chenfang3080
      @chenfang3080 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably you need some MSG for your life.😂

    • @TheKnifeRaven
      @TheKnifeRaven ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chenfang3080 Fuiyoh!

    • @shashankshekhar6558
      @shashankshekhar6558 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and a tinge of disappointment

  • @narly.noodle
    @narly.noodle ปีที่แล้ว +260

    That sponsor did NOT age well lmfao

    • @YoshidaSPECL
      @YoshidaSPECL ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How he said its a novelty gift u dult

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX ปีที่แล้ว +14

      people say it's not a scam but it def was misleading. it sounds like you get a mini plot of land. that's the gag. BUT, no dice. i give that sponser a thumbs down. (the tree planting was nice, but still)

    • @Gundumb_guy
      @Gundumb_guy ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yea, pretty cringe. Even he just said something about having a plot of land and maybe you can get a plot next to him but that’s literally not true. Is there a plot of land? Yes. But that land doesn’t belong to you, so why do they say it does!? Very misleading.

    • @HPFan4Life81
      @HPFan4Life81 ปีที่แล้ว

      And this is why you shouldn't believe a youtuber without proof
      Established Titles
      Response to allegations from non-customers
      It has come to our attention that extremely talented creators who have helped us spread the word about Established Titles have become unfairly under fire.
      We want to clarify a few points and misinformation about our service, the amazing work creators who have been working with us have been doing, and last but not least, our ‘Lords and Ladies’.
      False claim #1 “Customers don’t understand that they’re not purchasing official, legal titles”
      The information regarding the Lairdships being based on an age old Scottish custom is clearly available on our website:
      ... as well as in the briefs provided to TH-cam advertisers:
      The creators sponsoring Established Titles have been incredibly creative in how they've spread the word about our Title Packs in their sponsored segments - they've made their Pet Lobster a Lord, 'lorded' their 7-String Electric Guitar, or their dog.
      cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/4099/1803/files/LordLeon_1024x1024.jpg?v=1669725530
      cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/4099/1803/files/LordDjemo_1024x1024.jpg?v=1669725576
      cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/4099/1803/files/LordOso_1024x1024.jpg?v=1669725605
      Mind you, our ‘Lords and Ladies’ have an excellent sense of humour, and are very well aware how far the authority of their Lairdship extends.
      Lordships and Ladyships have been the center piece of various gag ceremonies and celebrations, and Lairsdships have been given out to pets and personal items.
      establishedtitles.com/pages/is-established-titles-a-scam

    • @kolbywilliams7234
      @kolbywilliams7234 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Gundumb_guy
      Why? Because it’s a scam. What they say isn’t true. Someone manipulating you to give them money under false pretenses is pretty much the definition of a scam. Even if it was a misunderstanding by the content creators, the fact that nobody from ET came out to correct them makes it a scam.

  • @epica2133
    @epica2133 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You're only classed as a Lord in the UK if you're appointed to the house of Lords. Stephen He, as far as I'm aware, hasn't been given a peerage. Owning a price of land here doesn't automatically give you a title.

  • @muhammadbilaltariq8886
    @muhammadbilaltariq8886 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ok this is so so so true. styed in china for 7 years. and most of the things are on the floor, stalls are on the sidewalk, meat is hanging in the windows. and the calculation bit is on point. so much so that I carried that habit with me to my home country

  • @DJKazumi1
    @DJKazumi1 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    When Steven's dad said "go get the queue." It's me and always get panicked when my mom literally took an eternity to come back 😭

    • @rita8274
      @rita8274 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One time my mom took so long to come to the line, IN A STORE SMALLER THAN A LIVING ROOM, I had to let three people in front of me. T_T I know where my anxiety started, my parents lolol

  • @HenrytheOrdinary
    @HenrytheOrdinary ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The last part got me... Mom said, "Wait for me i'll be back in a sec" ... it literally feels forever with all the people staring at me🤣Love your videos Lord He

  • @Owenplayz952
    @Owenplayz952 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As a Taiwanese I can tell this is true my mom loves saving money and she goes to the China market she takes 2 hours in one store😂

    • @v.j.3029
      @v.j.3029 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You have to admit that the price of meat is unbeatable at Asian markets. I almost never buy meat at the regular big chain markets anymore.

  • @bryanthebreadstick5266
    @bryanthebreadstick5266 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    as a Chinese-American(both parents Chinese but i was raised in America) my mum used to just complete a lap around the grocery store, buying whatever she needed along the way

  • @bde4437
    @bde4437 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "You always wanted to go to sea World, there you go" 💀
    "Rich in Vitamin F for failure"
    💀😂

  • @watcher2986
    @watcher2986 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The way Steven's dad calculated the price of the grocery item was lol 😂
    He is lit

    • @lefranka
      @lefranka ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally agree!! I am not Asian, but I do this as well - except I have never tried to do it for each LEAF in a plant!!

  • @seansean792
    @seansean792 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think what hit me the hardest yesterday was hearing an asian lady talk exactly like the asian accent joke here.
    I didn't think it was actually real but it is and I couldn't believe it 😅

  • @helloydl
    @helloydl ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guys, please support TH-camrs by watching the commercials for at least 30 seconds, that’s how they get paid!!!! Let’s not take their hard work for granted!

    • @Xerdoz
      @Xerdoz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They get paid by promoting scammers.

  • @musicman0329
    @musicman0329 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    I went to sleep and you just became a lord overnight💀

    • @michellebarnhill5130
      @michellebarnhill5130 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, Scotland recently harvested 14 million trees...to install windmills.

    • @nikoheino3927
      @nikoheino3927 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michellebarnhill5130 thats not alot of trees. thats like 5km x 5km (3miles x 3miles) squre of a proper rainforest. and thousands of square km are being cut down constantly. around 7 000 000 000 trees are cut down every YEAR. that would mean if scotland cuts down those 14mil every year, it would account for 0.2% of global tree cutting. so what tf is your point.

    • @michellebarnhill5130
      @michellebarnhill5130 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nikoheino3927 Scotland is pretty small. Compare total sq. Miles available of forested lands.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  ปีที่แล้ว +29

      HA

    • @lilcubo3355
      @lilcubo3355 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a scam. 1. Scotland doesn't actually recognize you as a Lord.
      2. The website always has a 80% "sale" to try and get impulse buys and make it seem legit/valuable.
      3. Scotland per a 2012 act doesn't actually acknowledge the land you "buy" as yours so they can keep reselling the same plot over and over and give you a bs plot number.
      4. They don't plant the trees themselves on their land they donate to a tree planting charity and use vague words to make it seem they plant them themselves. So the amount you pay you could have just donated directly to plant WAY more trees.
      So to recap.
      1. They don't actually sell lordship.
      2. They don't actually sell a plot of land.
      3. They aren't even all that great for the environment because for the same money you could donate to plant WAY more trees directly.
      So a scam on all fronts. And I don't know if Steven knew but he did advertise it to his trusting fan base.

  • @blastcontent2142
    @blastcontent2142 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Steven being more consistent than my grades

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  ปีที่แล้ว +27

      HAAAA thank you

  • @devilhuntermerry7893
    @devilhuntermerry7893 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No sales permit = Best products.
    Made my day hahahaha

  • @goudagirl6095
    @goudagirl6095 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I can't tell you how much I miss the Asian markets I used to shop at...they have everything!

  • @moarmygene7310
    @moarmygene7310 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The entrance...is smaller...than the exit...
    THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
    I died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The funniest part of the jokes is it's true. I couldn't believe the entrance was tiny

    • @WhatIsTheHeat
      @WhatIsTheHeat ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StevenHe More people leave than more enter, that's because they clone people in the basement to get more customers

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't understand that part. Why is it better?

  • @ms.t9411
    @ms.t9411 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    With the “always pick things from the back row”, my kids literally rolled on the ground laughing, screaming “mom that’s YOU!!!” 😂😂😂

    • @nickys5578
      @nickys5578 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I used to do this too until I stocked at 3 different grocery stores and TBH crews just stock they do not rotate or pull forward the older stock, people buy it too much of just about everything for things to actually go bad in store, and we are on a crunch to finish stocking said load before the morning. You would be surprised on what is not rotated

    • @ms.t9411
      @ms.t9411 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nickys5578 your message is EMOTIONAL DAMAGE to me… but thank you!

  • @MonkeBrain07
    @MonkeBrain07 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    THIS IS SO RELATABLE, IT HURTS!!!

  • @CXHo-sy1xz
    @CXHo-sy1xz ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My father legit did the sea world thing 😂 he said and I quote "it's the same fish, only this one you can eat." I was 8, still funny

  • @hdkdhdodhdnddjfkfjfofkfofo1453
    @hdkdhdodhdnddjfkfjfofkfofo1453 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "This so spicy, it make you forget how much of a failure you are."
    - Steven He, famous quote of the millenia

  • @ARTSONICFAN990
    @ARTSONICFAN990 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lord Steven He: Steven, we're going grocery shopping.
    Steven: There's a Whole Foods over there.
    Lord Steven He:... Do I Iook like Elon Musk?
    Me: 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @melb2734
    @melb2734 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Testing out the pan. Practicing cooking. Practicing using it as a weapon. 😂

  • @Liztastaney7
    @Liztastaney7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The ten kg rice, the pan, the spice, the line checker. We're exposed.

  • @DriverEra.
    @DriverEra. ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You know a Asian store is legit when it has the wet cardboard on the floor, the orange price, fish next to frying pan, and the grey duck tape on the floor

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WET CARDBOARD ON THE FLOOR😂😂😂 I didn’t even realize before you said, these are in every grocery store

    • @DriverEra.
      @DriverEra. ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StevenHe 😂

  • @SlavMarine
    @SlavMarine ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:52
    Steven Father: "Look, these oranges so fresh they probably came out the ground this morning."
    Steven: "Uh, oranges grows on trees."
    Steven Father: "And where do trees grow from? .. Stuupid."
    Steven: "Whatever .. those look more like tangerines anyway"
    Steven Father: .. proceeds to throw an ORANGE at Steven.

    • @ytesc_
      @ytesc_ ปีที่แล้ว

      😭😭😭

  • @pizzatime7433
    @pizzatime7433 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Established titles was called out for being a scam I hope you know that Steven

  • @owenjefferies416
    @owenjefferies416 ปีที่แล้ว

    The face of Steven's dad when Steven tells him orange's grow on trees says EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!

  • @FarisSalman
    @FarisSalman ปีที่แล้ว +81

    That "go line up i'll be with you in a sec" thing is the horror of my childhood! Lining up at the cashier with no money, a lot of people lining behind making you nervous, and your parent back at 2 SECONDS before the cashier read the total. All you can think while lining the whole time was "how am I going to pay this all if they come late???"

    • @FayeIL
      @FayeIL ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jewish people do this too at the kosher supermarket! So many childhood memories of shy me in an absolute panic left on line wondering what the hell I would do if it was my turn to pay before my parents came back from getting “just one more thing.”

    • @Peg-rl3gm
      @Peg-rl3gm ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glad to see that I’m not alone. This gave me anxiety attack. Absolutely hated it

  • @thedreadfulduo4827
    @thedreadfulduo4827 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Lao gan ma, made of Chinese parents's hopes and dreams"
    I think I busted a gut

  • @brettrace
    @brettrace 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Why you need established titles... I'll give you a title: son with disappointed father"

  • @britishbanananugget3723
    @britishbanananugget3723 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Please be aware, Established Titles is a fun novelty gift but does not make you a lord, laird, or lady.

  • @loafloafer
    @loafloafer ปีที่แล้ว +789

    The scripted jokes were funny, but I think my favorite part was steven's dad just cracking up laughing at the mere presence of a short lady.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  ปีที่แล้ว +399

      No I was laughing at my own embarrassment of wielding a wok as a weapon in public

    • @FROSTx0523
      @FROSTx0523 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@StevenHe 你的普通話很好🤣 it was so funny when u transition from English to mandarin

    • @Sunbeargirl-
      @Sunbeargirl- ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@StevenHe Somehow this reminded me of the movie Tangled, when Eugene discoverers the beauty of using a frying pan as a weapon. 😂

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My school tutor was a 4ft asian lady and I've never been more afraid to disappoint anyone.

    • @storiesbylolo
      @storiesbylolo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Okay but i need a p.3 #weneedapartthree

  • @thebigidiot12thebiggestidi12
    @thebigidiot12thebiggestidi12 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:15 he’s doing rocket science just to say “to expensive”

  • @lericksangma6328
    @lericksangma6328 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Rich in vitamin f"
    Wait what's vitamin f?
    "For failure"
    I just couldn't hold back my laugh there

  • @SakuragiSayo
    @SakuragiSayo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There are far more than two types of people in the world. I do not like to flex, and I have never lied in my life. I do not see the point in doing those. Nobody, except for yourself, is going to care what you are flexing about. Lying is rude, dishonorable, and disrespectful, as such my parents taught my siblings and I not to do it. They said they would disown us if we lied. So, as far as I know, nobody in my family has ever lied.

  • @takotajarrett5357
    @takotajarrett5357 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Respect for him going out to do this lol Idk how he does it without getting embarrassed I know I would but his videos brighten my days and make me laugh alot so I'm glad he around on this planet to make ppl happy and smile

  • @orangescalefishy1258
    @orangescalefishy1258 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    0:55 makes me think on how I’m so broke I go to petsmart and stare at the fish and call it “going to the aquarium for cheap”

  • @finngray2665
    @finngray2665 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    damn the scammers got steven

    • @cocoyc495
      @cocoyc495 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm not a real lord? Talk about emotional damage...hahaha.

  • @kvn4745
    @kvn4745 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “I’ll be there in three seconds, I just need one thing, it’s right over there”
    *takes 30 minutes*
    That was way too accurate and way too funny

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  ปีที่แล้ว +11

      welcome to therapy

    • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
      @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah my father always takes his time as well and he is not Asian he just knows it annoys us

  • @graceyang8250
    @graceyang8250 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    all the reddit review references in this video LMAO
    especially the saucepan one AHA

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  ปีที่แล้ว +24

      YESSSS Grace you're an OG

    • @olsirmonkey
      @olsirmonkey ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh the bots lmao

    • @graceyang8250
      @graceyang8250 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@StevenHe how did I not see ur comment earlier?! Hi!!!
      I’ve been watching ur channel for like ever and when u blew up with ur “EMOTIONAL DAMAGE” meme I was honestly so happy for u cause u deserved it :)

  • @sujitpachode3207
    @sujitpachode3207 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:42 excuse me your victim of emotional damage 😂

  • @inaxxxx
    @inaxxxx ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Steven's dad : '' This so spicy it makes you forget how much of a failure you are''
    me : exactly what I need

  • @snowy6156
    @snowy6156 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I used to go to the one nearest to me with my parents, but due to the pandemic, they have recently closed. When I first heard it had closed I was so sad. I had a lot of memories there. In addition to 老干妈 we also used to get 生抽和老抽, since was like a staple in my house. We would cook close to everything with it.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OF COURSE! My grandma only needed those 3 ingredients hahah

  • @ChaosInsurgentEvelyn
    @ChaosInsurgentEvelyn ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "They're so spicy and make you forget how much of a failure you are"
    I'll take your entire stock

  • @Riley_Babe
    @Riley_Babe ปีที่แล้ว

    "Cow", and the photo of an actual...cow, marketing at its best.
    🤣🤣🤣Thats soooo funny!

  • @matthewryan9019
    @matthewryan9019 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I hope you tell your audience about Established Titles being a scam. I enjoy your content

  • @Germanp778
    @Germanp778 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:40 "There are 2 kinds of people, people who like to flex and liars everyone likes to flex" LOL

  • @finleyroberts5070
    @finleyroberts5070 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “These oranges are so fresh they probably came out the ground this morning!” 😂

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT ปีที่แล้ว

      That look after he got told they grow on trees had me laughing good, pretty much the whole video did, great stuff XD

  • @RedDadRedemption
    @RedDadRedemption ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Established titles does not follow through on their promises of tree planting, BUT they DO have a VERY good after sales and refund policy. I can definitely praise them for that.

  • @Blindluck92
    @Blindluck92 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Peopls who like to flex, and *liars!* Everyone likes to flex."
    My friends are look at me funny because I can't stop laughing long enough to explain *why* I'm laughing.

  • @Ronaldos1fan69
    @Ronaldos1fan69 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Older siblings have to have their own money because we can’t buy it because it’s too expensive but when younger siblings ask u can buy the whole company