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  • @caseylacey01
    @caseylacey01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10389

    she looks like that girl in high school that would make fun of u for being gay but then get mad when wlw dont have a crush on her

    • @e_N_n
      @e_N_n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      Cas Oh my god u right

    • @derpaholichappiness8953
      @derpaholichappiness8953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      I hate and love how correct this is

    • @ProbsNotABot
      @ProbsNotABot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Omg, that totally happened to me before and you're completely right!!!

    • @KelpieRider
      @KelpieRider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Blast those knee caps, so fucking accurate.

    • @sweetpeabee4983
      @sweetpeabee4983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Every time I go to Tia's comment section, I end up learning smth I was utterly oblivious to in my closeted high school days lmfao. 😅 This explains so much!!

  • @molliehubble3886
    @molliehubble3886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15137

    She says she she likes “feminine with a masculine twist” but she wasnt happy about Harry Styles’ masculine with a feminine twist...

    • @tarot1361
      @tarot1361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1390

      I don't understand how anyone could be mad about that. I mean Harry killed it. They're all just hiding how much they want him to do it again .

    • @incognitoburrito6020
      @incognitoburrito6020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +809

      @@tarot1361 I don't think it looked especially _good,_ but I still can't get how some people are so upset about it either. A magazine had a man in a dress on the cover?? It's not an existential threat to Society my pals, it's publicity.

    • @quietopinion9637
      @quietopinion9637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And neither do I it's just an opinoin lmao

    • @tarot1361
      @tarot1361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      @@quietopinion9637 yeah thats cool. If I'm being honest I was kinda being a bit overdramatic when I said that. But I still think he looked great.

    • @urmom-fw1yy
      @urmom-fw1yy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      Honestly, I think she's just jealous because Harry pulled it off better than she ever could.

  • @TheTrognation
    @TheTrognation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5297

    Let's say, hypothetically, you wear a blouse. Then, for the sake of argument, let's pair it with jeans

    • @starlightlilly7203
      @starlightlilly7203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

      Woah woah woah, lets not get carried away here

    • @Jocaolinita
      @Jocaolinita 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

      DESTROYING lack of style with CLOTHES and ACCESSORIES

    • @werisekk3
      @werisekk3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Jocaolinita you made me wheeze

    • @fionathepersona9409
      @fionathepersona9409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      That blouse better not have buttons. They add too much of a 😤masculine twist😤

    • @natstewgirl
      @natstewgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      ...there's a button on those jeans. T o o m a s c u l i n e f o r y o u.

  • @foylanternbacardi
    @foylanternbacardi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6432

    ah yes, the three genders: tradwives, furries, and attack on titan fans

    • @nownow3089
      @nownow3089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      I'm neither of those. Does that make me nb?

    • @queer-ios3155
      @queer-ios3155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Here I am, nonbinary again

    • @artemsmirnov1134
      @artemsmirnov1134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      @@nownow3089 maybe non-trinary

    • @blu3-butt3rfl13s
      @blu3-butt3rfl13s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      and cryptids and scp's

    • @sam-dy2ho
      @sam-dy2ho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      thats me. AOT fan....

  • @leftrighttoe
    @leftrighttoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2690

    Let's say hypothetically, Abby takes off her hair and her voice gets higher and becomes Ben Shapiro

    • @ajsnyder6160
      @ajsnyder6160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      And, hypothetically, Ben Shapiro is actually a very talented drag queen

    • @JOfnT
      @JOfnT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I mean she’s Ben’s sister soooooooooo

    • @nbv6975
      @nbv6975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      @@JOfnT Oh really? Have you ever seen Ben Shapiro and his supposed “sister” in the same room together? I think not. Checkmate

    • @JOfnT
      @JOfnT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@nbv6975 Well, I'm stumped!

    • @arisil23
      @arisil23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg I'm scared

  • @salem42069
    @salem42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13631

    I like my clothes to have a masculine twist. I like clothes with pockets.

    • @Niphredyl
      @Niphredyl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +613

      Yeah, right? Or clothes that you can actually sit down in, or not super tight, to do some outregous stuff, like work on a computer.

    • @angelagaviria6448
      @angelagaviria6448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +536

      omg! scandalous! but nothing like my clothes with ~zippers~

    • @salem42069
      @salem42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      @@angelagaviria6448 😱😱 woah dude that took it way yyyyy to far woah

    • @kaelynevans1874
      @kaelynevans1874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      @@angelagaviria6448 whoa. I’m sorry, we’re a *buttons only* clan here

    • @salem42069
      @salem42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      The zipper and button demons are arising!

  • @dreadontdie
    @dreadontdie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10086

    *Abby is that one art teacher who tells you to be creative but gets mad when you don’t follow instructions to some book*

    • @TONYZANDERZ
      @TONYZANDERZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      I just had flashbacks.... God fuck middle school and high school elective teachers
      Self absorbed, non funded, con artists.

    • @egidefiska
      @egidefiska 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      PERIODTT

    • @lydiaslavalamp751
      @lydiaslavalamp751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      very much accurate

    • @ravenkailu6703
      @ravenkailu6703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Both are hypocrites

    • @si0bhanriley
      @si0bhanriley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i love your name/profile pic haha

  • @ceciliar.l.1246
    @ceciliar.l.1246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3076

    The backbone of American society is the janitor at their kid’s public school whose name is Pedro.

    • @angie81190
      @angie81190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      God bless the janitors.

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      The janitors and bus drivers are unsung heroes

    • @adamlambboy8332
      @adamlambboy8332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      That man could whistle like a god 😙🎶

    • @kartana16
      @kartana16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      The janitor is the only reason I didn't die of exposure when waiting for my parents after school events. He'd unlock the doors to let me wait in the warm building. That man was a legend.

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@kartana16 what a great guy

  • @thetypewriter3526
    @thetypewriter3526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4637

    i call this “lesbian destroys conservative with cross earrings and swag”

    • @nut7629
      @nut7629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      because swag doesn’t care about your feelings

    • @callumtait4793
      @callumtait4793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      *gay wizard

    • @robocapy6045
      @robocapy6045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      *with facts and logic

    • @MissSydney2001
      @MissSydney2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I agree except for the word "lesbian". I would instead use "gay magician".

    • @MythosCatalog
      @MythosCatalog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      found the tumblr user

  • @IrkenLulu
    @IrkenLulu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2360

    I don't think she's Ben Shapiro in a wig, if only because she talks at normal speeds for a human being.

    • @emma-di5ly
      @emma-di5ly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Ben Shapiro sounds like you sped up his voice times five because of the speed and the pitch

    • @Nickodemo1st
      @Nickodemo1st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Does he do that himself or is it just how he is? Because I'd believe if he literally made it part of his personality for debate, it's part of the socratic method... talk so fast and say so much that your opponent gets flustered or whatever.

    • @timvangeene4949
      @timvangeene4949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Nickodemo1st no he speaks so fast so that it makes him sound smart

    • @smokyondagrass2353
      @smokyondagrass2353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@emma-di5ly Ben shapiro sounds like a 1920s detective
      mAh, see

    • @wishy1741
      @wishy1741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Nickodemo1st Undoubtedly it's purposeful, when he isn't doing that his arguments are literally like "Climate change causes your house to flood? Just sell it bro 4Head problem solved" (that actually was a point he made once) so when he talks fast and throws 15 arguments like that out it doesn't matter if they're good, his audience will think he won because the other person can only, at best, respond to 1 or 2, if any at all. It's gish galloping; throw as many arguments as you can at the opponent as quickly as possible so that, regardless of quality, it looks like they can't even respond or don't have a counter-argument. It only really "works" (in the sense that it lets you act like you won, not that it's actually a logical, good-faith debate tactic) on young, unprepared college students, which is why that's the only demographic Ben Shapiro is willing to "debate."

  • @bigbugjpeg
    @bigbugjpeg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7466

    "clothing is self expression"
    can i wear shorts then
    "no lol"

    • @MagicznaPanda
      @MagicznaPanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      @@alexr2172 *"Be yourself but the way I want you to be"

    • @elizakarnopp8921
      @elizakarnopp8921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      "So can I wear flannel shirts and sweatpants"
      "Lol nope"

    • @Anzy.99
      @Anzy.99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Be yourself, but in the inside. On the outside you gotta follow these rules...

    • @annekluthe296
      @annekluthe296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      But... but... the shorts are the masculine twist!

    • @mobius273
      @mobius273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      express yourself so we can judge you more efficiently

  • @MF-R
    @MF-R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1326

    Æon: "I'm dressed like a gay magician... because I like to dress like a gay magician."
    Me dressed like a gay apocalyptic pirate: "Preach!"

    • @Dragonshade64
      @Dragonshade64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Gay Apocalyptic pirate is also a look.

    • @randomdreamer5429
      @randomdreamer5429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      i admire your style

    • @klbzplb
      @klbzplb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I want chlothes like yours

    • @asthore8195
      @asthore8195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I am dressed like the vengeful spirt of a young girl who was murdered in a 80s family resterant, who keeps her killer in his own personal hell, a neverending nighmare of his regrets and mistakes while he rots in hospital unable to die.

    • @0rbeez
      @0rbeez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You know what they say, “dress for the job you want”

  • @rangda_prime
    @rangda_prime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3465

    Fun historical fact: The Old Greeks, founders of WeSteRn CiviLizATIon, did not wear pants. They thought it was an effeminate piece of clothing and that to wear them was emasculating. So if you wanna be a REAL Trad-waifu, wear pants. It heightens your femininity and pleases The Ancestors.

    • @chocolatbownie35
      @chocolatbownie35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Where did you read/learn that pants were used at all by the old Greeks?? Just curious

    • @rangda_prime
      @rangda_prime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      @@chocolatbownie35 They were not, they were barbarian clothes used by non-Greeks. If you couldn't tell, my comment was a playful rag on the people who like to adore "Western Civilization", "Traditional Values" and "Judeo-Christian Culture".

    • @Hannah-np5vw
      @Hannah-np5vw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Didn't Greeks also accept homosexuality as long as you weren't the bottom? Cause being the bottom was effeminate?

    • @alexyoder5038
      @alexyoder5038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hannah Schmalfuss ya I’m pretty sure

    • @Drew_Thompson
      @Drew_Thompson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The fun thing about western civilization is that it didn't exist. There was Celtic civilization, Greek civilization. Not much else.

  • @minniegiese9802
    @minniegiese9802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2736

    a shapiro coming out as a conservative is like a goose coming out as a type of bird.

    • @fdyer
      @fdyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      abdkhskabakaba

    • @hellformichelle
      @hellformichelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Their cousin Mara Wilson is really cool though. She hates that part of her family

    • @ColorSprae
      @ColorSprae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@hellformichelle I genuinely forgot that Mara Wilson is unfortunately related to them.

    • @ela5058
      @ela5058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      lmfao ikr what is even coming out as a conservative

    • @imjune8373
      @imjune8373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@ela5058 I guess until then, they were afraid to admit that they can't handle change?

  • @idontknowanymore9966
    @idontknowanymore9966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6091

    im gonna be risqué today, wear a more manly outfit
    *✨ im gonna wear jeans ✨*

    • @kathrynrose6519
      @kathrynrose6519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Don't forget the buttoned shirt

    • @ActuallyRocatex
      @ActuallyRocatex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      leather jacket

    • @Niphredyl
      @Niphredyl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I've worn a skirt, as mostly the recent months, cause I can dress warmer underneath and my jeans don't fit anymore -too much chocolate probably... Anyway, my humorless full-on conservative female colleague says today: "Oh you're wearing a skirt?! Good for you!" excited. As this is something she truly cares about.

    • @khilaamellow890
      @khilaamellow890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Your profile picture goes incredibly good with this 😂 but like, jimin goes good with everything, so...

    • @Niphredyl
      @Niphredyl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Update: she also mentioned that it's hard to ride a bicycle wearing skirts and she CAN NOT wear trousers so that's a big problem.
      For the curious: she's not Hasidic/ orthodox/ fundementalist or anything 'cause she's divorced.

  • @zay2309
    @zay2309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2250

    oh u know what i’m gonna be so masculine today it’s gonna be so MANLY, i’m gonna wear a dress with a *BUTTON*

    • @red_bean5816
      @red_bean5816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      JUST ONE OMG U TREND SETTER

    • @zay2309
      @zay2309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@ella3764 i kNoW riGhT

    • @zay2309
      @zay2309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@red_bean5816 yess 😌

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Oh my god! Are you sure you’re not a guy??

    • @artxque8966
      @artxque8966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      OmG yOu'Re nOt Like otHeR gIrLs sO EmPowErIng

  • @tudirkulosis
    @tudirkulosis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2412

    *Conservatives:* Gay people make being gay their whole personality!1!!!1! 🙄🙄💅💅🍵🍵
    *Also conservatives:*

    • @queer-ios3155
      @queer-ios3155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Basically it's better to have gay as a personality than Trump 2020 in any situation

    • @Alexandra-rb7ju
      @Alexandra-rb7ju 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Conservatives seem to have difficulty in understanding that being gay is a sexual orientation, not an identity. Sometimes stupid can't be helped, right?

    • @GHOSTLYOCCULT
      @GHOSTLYOCCULT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      As a right winged ftm AND pansexual person,, this comment is kinda right,, but not all right winged peopl are like this :)

    • @Mutantcy1992
      @Mutantcy1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@queer-ios3155 imagine having a personality

    • @queer-ios3155
      @queer-ios3155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Mutantcy1992 couldn't be me

  • @samanthascarcella526
    @samanthascarcella526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Abby is afraid to reveal she’s actually into vintage fashion and wants to dress in period clothes where pants would actually be considered masculine lol this is my head canon

    • @jaelk
      @jaelk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      The vintage fashion community is way too liberal, she can't be seen with them lmao

    • @Victoria-ij3cb
      @Victoria-ij3cb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love this head canon!!

    • @latedala07
      @latedala07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao how far back is she going for pants to be masculine? The twenties?

    • @daninoa9650
      @daninoa9650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@latedala07 And even in the twenties, they had the gentlewoman trend.

    • @toomanyopinions8353
      @toomanyopinions8353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Elsa definitely not. 70s probably. When baby boomers (people born in the 50s and 60s) were growing up girls were still required to wear skirts or dresses to school.

  • @mskeeshapatric3374
    @mskeeshapatric3374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2516

    Abby Shapiro: dress how you want
    Me: can I wear a mini skirt
    Abby: dress how I tell you

    • @bluegirl278
      @bluegirl278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @ Ms Keesha Patric Dress how I tell you you want to dress. 😂

    • @skyandrews2613
      @skyandrews2613 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      when did she say that in the video?

    • @mskeeshapatric3374
      @mskeeshapatric3374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@skyandrews2613 she didn’t I’m saying she implied it what does it matter anyway

    • @mskeeshapatric3374
      @mskeeshapatric3374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @plantyyy Plant Jesus it was a joke chill out it’s not that deep

    • @user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man
      @user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @plantyyy Plant lmao

  • @adiajeffery7678
    @adiajeffery7678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    Her: I like feminine clothes with a masculine twist. Like button up dresses and jeans with a flowy shirt.
    Me: So...you like feminine clothes with a conservative twist?

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Right?! When I think of feminine with a masculine twist I think Villanelle from Killing Eve.

  • @devynwolff5201
    @devynwolff5201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1653

    I will never understand why people like Abby seem to think that marriage has become a conservative ideal, considering liberals and leftists fought for YEARS for marriage equality (and continue to fight to protect it). And liberal groups tend to be the ones promoting information and resources that focus on healthy relationships, open communication, safe sex, and abuse prevention, which tend to be critical foundations for a healthy marriage. Like, it’s so clear that it’s not about “marriage” in general but about a very specific type of marriage.

    • @ewwpoorpeople5684
      @ewwpoorpeople5684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Conservatives want a trad marriage, with all of those connotations. Liberals want a healthier marriage, with all of the connotations(?) with that

    • @minecraftingmom
      @minecraftingmom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Liberals: consenting adults? Go for it!
      Conservatives: One man, one women, and you'd better be the same color just in case!

    • @deedoodahdye
      @deedoodahdye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This is a take I have never considered before. Thank you for writing this!

    • @Gjallahad
      @Gjallahad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      They are afraid we steal there god awful "HAHA hate the wife" Boomer jokes, calling it now.

    • @lydialaeke6647
      @lydialaeke6647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think it’s the difference of the progressive ideal of marriage being good but not a necessity while the conservative views of marriage being a very important thing especially for women an stuff

  • @molliehubble3886
    @molliehubble3886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2657

    She really said, “Your clothes should depict who you are inside.” then said “dress like this.” sooooooo did you just tell me how to be.... on the inside?

    • @leahgross8952
      @leahgross8952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol. She means more like if u dress trashy on the outside then at that time that will reflect who you are. I mean let’s be real, if you wear a bikini to a restaurant, does that not reflect how you portray yourself? Someone who’s not embarrassed easily and probably likes to break rules and such....I mean

    • @molliehubble3886
      @molliehubble3886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@leahgross8952 Yeh i’m sure she means that TOO but she means everything. If she simply meant the “appropriateness level” of clothing she wouldn’t be talking about women only wearing women’s clothes because if anything, masculine clothes provide more modest options than women’s clothes

    • @leahgross8952
      @leahgross8952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@molliehubble3886 yea foresure. Totally. I think she’s generalizing cuz she’s very religious and very traditional.

    • @a-dogjordan4161
      @a-dogjordan4161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@leahgross8952 literally no one has ever worn a bikini to a restaurant. They literally would not even let you on the premises

    • @leahgross8952
      @leahgross8952 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@a-dogjordan4161 I’ve seen it before. But maybe that’s because I live near a beach. And I’ve seen it the other day in a grocery. But that’s still no excuse to wearing a bikini. Just goes to show the level of shame someone has bcz there are bound to be onlookers

  • @hwrencleaveland459
    @hwrencleaveland459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3663

    me: "I'm so tired of seeing classically Abby videos"
    Teya: *uploads a classically abby video*
    me: "well on the other hand" *clicks immediately*

    • @UNFUNBEATS
      @UNFUNBEATS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think it’s spelled Teya but I’m not sure 🤔

    • @joreecollins7267
      @joreecollins7267 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      uuhh big mood lmao

    • @vampirelibrarian777
      @vampirelibrarian777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’ve literally never even heard of Classically Abby before now

    • @annaclements6488
      @annaclements6488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vampirelibrarian777 SAME

    • @caelmack
      @caelmack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@vampirelibrarian777 lucky

  • @sadnessofwildgoats
    @sadnessofwildgoats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9535

    abby: coming out as a conservative is so scary!!
    me who is illegal in 72 country's: 👁👄👁

    • @aidang235
      @aidang235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Underrated comment

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +934

      If being you ain’t illegal in at least 15 countries, are you really living

    • @adenanthony5257
      @adenanthony5257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I mean I'm pretty right leaning tho

    • @anc13ntoblivion64
      @anc13ntoblivion64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Well in this country you are praised and admired for being gay. They throw parades for being gay. If you tell people your conservative in America you get called a bigoted, racist, horrible person 🙄

    • @sleepysheepy3118
      @sleepysheepy3118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +781

      @@anc13ntoblivion64 nah, you get called those of you are, or if you support people that are. Parades are pretty and all but it’s just a coat of paint to avoid fixing real issues. I don’t think you’ve ever been stabbed for being conservative.

  • @someonewithaphone3108
    @someonewithaphone3108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7537

    It bothers me that no one is talking about that blue shirt. It's gorgeous

    • @minervatanhua2387
      @minervatanhua2387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It is

    • @Ratman.Not.Batman
      @Ratman.Not.Batman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      very true

    • @mimries9612
      @mimries9612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I wish i knew where she got it. I wsnt one for myself so bad !! 😤

    • @lydiaslavalamp751
      @lydiaslavalamp751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      i wholeheartedly agree. that’s why i clicked on the video

    • @micah7608
      @micah7608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And the shirt is cool too

  • @bradjohnston2695
    @bradjohnston2695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3390

    I feel like Abby is the human embodiment of “Yesn’t”

    • @syph3r_63
      @syph3r_63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Yesn't is the only thing that confuses me more than Abby

    • @kallxnn
      @kallxnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      this is the most accurate comment I've seen so far

    • @emmaalbers6320
      @emmaalbers6320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      She even LOOKS like the word “yesn’t” somehow

    • @c3p0worksatburgerking35
      @c3p0worksatburgerking35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Emma Isabelle SHE DOES THO

    • @selenitecat7034
      @selenitecat7034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      THIS IS SOOOOO TRUE 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eleanord.6315
    @eleanord.6315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3205

    "Today i'm dressed like a gay magician because i like dressing like a gay magician" is now my favourite inspirational quote.

    • @eleanord.6315
      @eleanord.6315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I now have to somewhat reclaim this statement since "you came for her kneecaps, corey" is an even better quote.

    • @micah7608
      @micah7608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@eleanord.6315 lol

    • @theentirecastof_eeef
      @theentirecastof_eeef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mooood

    • @vampirelibrarian777
      @vampirelibrarian777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      as someone who’s vibe has been described as (and I have embraced) as a ‘vampire librarian dad’, I feel this

    • @lclane5256
      @lclane5256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We need this to be a T-shirt.

  • @somerandompersonofficial
    @somerandompersonofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    just found out my conservative grandma watches her. she's supposed to take me clothes shopping next week. I'm gonna take her to Hot Topic, wish me luck

    • @wanderingdreams5490
      @wanderingdreams5490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      you're a G LMAOO

    • @Sam_03102
      @Sam_03102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      How did it Go?

    • @o.lemon.o
      @o.lemon.o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHDBSBD

    • @spiceyicey
      @spiceyicey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i think they died....

    • @beam1796
      @beam1796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HEY TELL US WHAT HAPPENED

  • @matteagrace6255
    @matteagrace6255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4254

    Classically Abby: “discover your own person style”
    Me: *chaotic gay goblin aesthetic*
    Classically Abby: “no not like that.”

    • @Mae_Dastardly
      @Mae_Dastardly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Gay screeeeing

    • @nohintshere
      @nohintshere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      me: *mildly chaotic pansexual undertale character*
      Classically Abby: *THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY*

    • @forgemakesstuff2734
      @forgemakesstuff2734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      me: *decided when I was eight that I hate dresses with a passion and will wear jeans and baggy T-shirts for the rest of time*
      Classically Abby: tHaT's ToO mAsCuLiNe

    • @tessacampbell9566
      @tessacampbell9566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I FELT THIS ONE

    • @katherinemorelle7115
      @katherinemorelle7115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I wonder if she would approve of my style or not. One the one hand, it’s rather eccentric, but in the other, extremely modest. I dress like an actual Edwardian, with the high neck blouses and skirts to my ankles.
      But again, that might still just be a bit too eccentric for all that I cover my skin.

  • @andrearupe8094
    @andrearupe8094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2893

    "Im dressed like a gay magician"
    not sure how exactly, but mood

    • @ZombieBunnehh589
      @ZombieBunnehh589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Velvet, that’s all that’s necessary :P

    • @sofiaporras3624
      @sofiaporras3624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      why did i read that as gay mexican 😭

    • @poke-talia268
      @poke-talia268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I have three modes of dressing.
      1 where I get mistaken for the manager in a place I don't work at.
      2 average t/jeans everyday
      3 absolute goblin. I live in the treees and cuddle the moss with my handful of beeees.
      There is no in between.

    • @ribs1773
      @ribs1773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gay magician.....HISOKA??!!

    • @randomnpc7773
      @randomnpc7773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The oversized hoodie is the supreme clothing choice! It doesn't embarrass me, it doesn't get me bullies, and it doesn't make me dysphoric. It's a win-win-win!

  • @sentretsparkle
    @sentretsparkle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5544

    Ah yes, the three genders: Trad Wives, Furries, and Attack On Titan Fans.

    • @Hanfgurkenhasser
      @Hanfgurkenhasser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      SEID IHR DAS ESSEN? - NEIN, WIR SIND DIE JÄGER!

    • @Satansren
      @Satansren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Hanfgurkenhasser thank you for that XD

    • @strawsharks
      @strawsharks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      **holding mikasa body pillow** you called?

    • @snowflowersuna
      @snowflowersuna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      SASAGEYO SASAGEYO SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO

    • @2000sKingdomHeartzHimefujo
      @2000sKingdomHeartzHimefujo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      That fact I’m a furry who likes Attack on Titan doe-

  • @imnotgoodwithnames4101
    @imnotgoodwithnames4101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    I don't know why when you said 'Are you trying to say buttons are for guys??' it gave me flashbacks to when my mom said I couldn't get a shirt cause the buttons were on the right and not the left so it was for boys.

    • @adelefurness4021
      @adelefurness4021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      THAT ISN'T EVEN CLOSE TO TRUE???
      Buttons on the right are for left-handed people and oj the left are for right-handed people????

    • @NinjaDoilyn
      @NinjaDoilyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      ​@@adelefurness4021 It's actually an interesting and baffling history. Nobody is exactly sure why it happened, but the phenomenon became common in the 1800s Europe. Most scholars seem to think it was a combination of A) making sure clothing was visually distinct between men and women, whose dress was becoming closer in style than previous generations, and B) being inefficient and unproductive was a way for the wealthy to flex on the poors, and having elaborate dress that required assistance from servants/maids is a way to visually flex your wealth.
      In other words, a bunch of bougie bullshit that we gotta throw in the trash.

    • @adelefurness4021
      @adelefurness4021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@NinjaDoilyn Eat the rich and their bougie button-ups

    • @NinjaDoilyn
      @NinjaDoilyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@adelefurness4021 Nooo! I like my button ups :( eat the rich but keep their clothes, that shit is nice sometimes.

    • @adelefurness4021
      @adelefurness4021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@NinjaDoilyn okay fine we can keep their clothes. But only because you asked nicely

  • @darcybhaiwala7057
    @darcybhaiwala7057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1405

    This idea that femininity and "traditional womanhood" is under threat in America boggles my mind. As if the top female TH-camrs, actors, musicians and influencers aren't already explicitly feminine . . . this is peak victim culture. How many GRWMs and nighttime skin routines and soapmaking/sewing channels have grown in popularity in the last few years without having this overt gender-role branding? "Feminine" is not a personality trait.

    • @strayiggytv
      @strayiggytv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Yeah but for some reason most of those channels don't count because they aren't preachy enough and they aren't making soap and candles exclusively in the shape of Jesus and crosses lol

    • @karaleigh_eva
      @karaleigh_eva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In starting to think me thinking “yes I’ve always wanted to get gay married” prob means I’m not as straight as I thought I was

    • @strawbebbiejam
      @strawbebbiejam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      i think ppl like abby believe that every woman in america is trying to be like cardi b

    • @Kyiecutie
      @Kyiecutie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Dawn i could see that, but the thing is like.. who cares if they do? Big whoop, ppl like abby can mind their own business for once

    • @strawbebbiejam
      @strawbebbiejam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      kyiecutie yeah!! like, if it truly is a conservative believe that you shouldnt be offended by the rest of the world and their standards, why is she looking for reasons to be offended? im a christian woman from a conservative household but none of that stuff offends me because i am ~actually~ confident in myself. the victim blaming 🙄

  • @estoriasdoteatro4176
    @estoriasdoteatro4176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3621

    i read a comment in another channel saying "she looks like she's gonna tell me there's no war in ba sing se" and truer words have never been spoken

  • @m3llyfish
    @m3llyfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5159

    abby dresses like a soon to be (unhappily) married teacher who could have a break down at any point in front of her 2nd grade class

    • @how-oct-0297
      @how-oct-0297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Oh shit 😂😂😂

    • @MoistCrumpet
      @MoistCrumpet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      frying pan universe Oh wow, that’s really accurate 😂

    • @Matter-Dark
      @Matter-Dark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This is actually pretty accurate.

    • @martian6201
      @martian6201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂 😂 😂

    • @adaiyaatkinson1635
      @adaiyaatkinson1635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      But like my second grade teacher actually broke down during class.

  • @Eltipoquevisteayer
    @Eltipoquevisteayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    How to be a classic woman:
    -Be born in the classic era
    -Be born in Greece (Rome simply wont do)
    -Be a woman

    • @nikkidevitz
      @nikkidevitz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love that Greece has one of the gayest histories.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@nikkidevitz Back after Greece FINALLY legalised same-sex marriage (about damn time)

    • @nikkidevitz
      @nikkidevitz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Random-sk6hm damn right!

  • @thetypewriter3526
    @thetypewriter3526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16097

    “conservative women are the backbone of american society” ma’am you are forgetting about the furries

    • @gliscorpropagandaaccount1764
      @gliscorpropagandaaccount1764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +941

      Just look at furry Hatsune Miku binder Thomas Jefferson

    • @killanelle
      @killanelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

      @@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764 why would you remind us of that tragedy

    • @gliscorpropagandaaccount1764
      @gliscorpropagandaaccount1764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      @@killanelle they gave me the opportunity

    • @raiorai2
      @raiorai2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

      We all know the furries actually carry the world on their back

    • @myheadisananimal9498
      @myheadisananimal9498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764 should i look this up

  • @iRosati
    @iRosati 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1674

    She just wants to be relevant like her brother and be a fEmiNinE CoNseRVATIVE voice. She should have just stuck to making opera videos rather than thinking she's a victim because people judge her for being conservative lmao

    • @latedala07
      @latedala07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I'm cackling because she sounds so much more like Jordan Peterson when she talks than her brother. Says something relatively reasonable and then veers off into selectively applied logic. Wheeeeeeee!

    • @CompanionCorbs
      @CompanionCorbs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Shes not hateful-gross like super successful conservative talking fems are - think Tomi Loren or the Poo-pants Gun-Girl... so she’ll never get that big.

    • @CompanionCorbs
      @CompanionCorbs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Also, I’m not a music professional in any way, but her singing voice sounds like someone not trained. I listen to a decent amount of opera and she doesn’t sound like anything grand or enjoyable... just big. Like what people who make fun of opera think it sounds like.

    • @MarkoParabucki
      @MarkoParabucki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Hans Hanzo Not necessarily use her, but he helped her with the gig. He gets the same fracking billionaires money as Dennis Prager, so why not?

    • @MarkoParabucki
      @MarkoParabucki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Regardless, she was targeted with antisemitic remarks, but has now sold her soul to those who have no problems with that type of treatment of people (the Wilks brothers).

  • @amsnek6162
    @amsnek6162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1368

    The conflicting messages are insane.
    “Be who you are and dress accordingly!” Vs. “top ten reasons why YOU should dress modestly!”
    Like, stay true to yourself, as long as your ankles aren’t showing

    • @jk-jl2lo
      @jk-jl2lo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      "stay true to yourself as long as who you are is someone i personally approve of based on my nonsensical moral standards!"

    • @boundbythecurve
      @boundbythecurve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "Exist within my boundaries"

    • @Lod85
      @Lod85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wear thigh high boots, it shows less leg

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My ankles are my true self

    • @barbararab6390
      @barbararab6390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gotta love a girl's ankles

  • @elleeskanz
    @elleeskanz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    the title “why i came out as conservative” is the STRAIGHTEST THING IVE HEARD IN MY LIFE. I AM STRAIGHT AND NOTHING IVE EVER SAID IS AS BAD AS THAT-

    • @sneakysnek572
      @sneakysnek572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I once knew someone who uploaded a video on national coming out day. They “came out” as the reincarnation of some biblical figure or smth (I am very not Christian lol). That was the most insulting thing I’ve ever seen a straight person do, ESPECIALLY on national coming out day. Some people are just insane. This isn’t a dig at straight people, just a dig at a bad person in general.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The sassy way she came out in the video reminded me of a millennial musical 😭. I was half expecting her to burst into song and dance 💃😭

  • @oliviap.1370
    @oliviap.1370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    Someone needs to tell her, "thats not very classic of you Abby"

    • @nickeynouse6093
      @nickeynouse6093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Going to her channel to comment that now

    • @BabushkaKoi
      @BabushkaKoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Let's make it a plague of just this on her channel

    • @wishy1741
      @wishy1741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Existing? In the modern day? I thought you were classic, Abby. I'm disappointed."
      *DAB*

    • @oliviap.1370
      @oliviap.1370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @floofneko Good work lad

    • @oliviap.1370
      @oliviap.1370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nickeynouse6093 nice job mate

  • @averyjeanne
    @averyjeanne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    Everyone knows this girl is Ben Shapiro sister, but no one is taking about how she is also Bisexual Witch Queen Mara Wilson’s cousin.

    • @averyjeanne
      @averyjeanne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Mittens yes, seriously, but she does not talk to that side of her family.

    • @matt4280
      @matt4280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@averyjeanne I wonder why

    • @MagicznaPanda
      @MagicznaPanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@matt4280 They probably root for different Football teams or something like that

    • @MinatheRaichu
      @MinatheRaichu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      We love Mara so much in this house

    • @coldwar45
      @coldwar45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Yep but Mara wants nothing to do with either Ben or Abby

  • @lunaloo6971
    @lunaloo6971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12520

    I literally can’t stop thinking about how she and Ben Shapiro are siblings whattt

    • @taz--ell869
      @taz--ell869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      ??????????

    • @mothma_am
      @mothma_am 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      h u h

    • @companiioncube7859
      @companiioncube7859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      *WHAT*

    • @raiorai2
      @raiorai2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1795

      It feels like those Sherlock Holmes plot twists that you go "WAIT WHAT?WHAT THE-- Actually it makes a lot of sense, I should have seen that coming"

    • @jules8025
      @jules8025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      W U T

  • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
    @ireallyreallyhategoogle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    The whole video "She kind of makes sense ... nope there she goes."

    • @screamingopossum7809
      @screamingopossum7809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A lot of her things are "You only had to say the first half of your sentence and people would be on your side".

  • @emmacat3202
    @emmacat3202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1488

    I love how Classically Abby forgets that liberal, heterosexual marriages exist, and those couples have children too. They also work hard, pay taxes, and love America as well.

    • @sammygecko_
      @sammygecko_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      “Noo!! The only people who don’t like what I think are the gays and PoC’!!!!!!”
      “I can’t even begin to think about the existence of another like minded individual who has the same orientation and role as me and NOT supporting my beliefs! Must be brainwashed!”

    • @cynthiajohnson-eaton3187
      @cynthiajohnson-eaton3187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      What do you expect when a huge portion of the population has been told and genuinely believe that liberals hate America.

    • @emmacat3202
      @emmacat3202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@cynthiajohnson-eaton3187 yeah. It's sad. I'm left-leaning, but I don't hate liberals or conservatives. I don't like some of their ideas or politicians, but I don't hate them.

    • @emmacat3202
      @emmacat3202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sammygecko_ pretty much.

    • @Violaphobia
      @Violaphobia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Finally, I can now come out of the shadows with my feminist wife and into "real America" 🎆🇺🇸🎇

  • @hannah-lk3oc
    @hannah-lk3oc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3028

    She's an influencer in the sense that she influences me to block and report her ads every time they come up. Does that count?

    • @MissSarahYeahh
      @MissSarahYeahh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Me too good buddy!

    • @nataliaisa_newb
      @nataliaisa_newb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Same, I didn’t even have to WATCH those ads to know that they would waste my time.

    • @jacobnoelle8428
      @jacobnoelle8428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How do you report adds?

    • @hannah-lk3oc
      @hannah-lk3oc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jacobnoelle8428 most ads have those little dots you can click on. It gives you the option to block or report them. Those will both ask you why you're doing so.

    • @ontologicalpotato
      @ontologicalpotato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah because all we want to see is of sinful nature that gratifies our dirty and dark souls. We need to repent immediately and turn to our creator and Lord Jesus Christ. I pray that you get saved.

  • @DrNukeShow
    @DrNukeShow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    " Today I'm dressed as a gay magician"
    Yes, of course, as all decent folk should.

    • @IsomerMashups
      @IsomerMashups 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wore my pajamas all day today. :(

    • @KelpieRider
      @KelpieRider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@IsomerMashups just add a fun hat and suddenly !wizard!

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lezzy Tyke :o

  • @annalisanorman9013
    @annalisanorman9013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    I like my clothes with a masculine twist. I’ve literally stolen them from a man.
    Edit: “Get off social media.” She says, from a social media platform.

    • @queer-ios3155
      @queer-ios3155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      My masculine twist is ✨💫theft💫✨

  • @erraticonteuse
    @erraticonteuse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1052

    Abby: "Be open-minded about other views and engage with them."
    Abby: "Learn to accept things you can't control."
    Also Abby: A magazine told me I was outdated!!!!! This is a hate crime against backbone of American society!!!!

    • @hugofontes5708
      @hugofontes5708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      She'll connect the dots one day
      Or not

  • @carmamoore
    @carmamoore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    "you're not obligated to get gay-married Jessica"
    - genius

    • @kir-is-here
      @kir-is-here 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i need this quote as artwork

    • @pariahcarrey
      @pariahcarrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Poetry

    • @vivvy_0
      @vivvy_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I never knew 😲

  • @soyapann
    @soyapann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8001

    abby: coming out as a conservative is so scary!!
    me, a bisexual, living in religious family, homophobic country, lgbt would literally get flogged, murdered, doxxed, accused for crimes: huh, tell me more

    • @yellowbird666
      @yellowbird666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Honestly same

    • @puppetperson7612
      @puppetperson7612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

      Ben Shapiro's sister: coming out as a conservative is so scary.

    • @bi_beans9011
      @bi_beans9011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      I- are you ok?

    • @sydneybrooks6038
      @sydneybrooks6038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      Please be safe lovely :’(
      I’m sorry you are in a situation like that

    • @ginandromeda1618
      @ginandromeda1618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      Hi, bi girl with religious parents here. Homosexuality is not criminalized in my country but there's a lot of homophobia because of toxic masculinity in Latinoamerica. Just a few months ago a boy couple were called out by a security guard because of simply holding hands at the mall. So I might not be as oppressed as some people cause firstly I have some privileges and I'm closeted to my family, I understand your struggle through and through. I hope anyone in the community can either get out of their homophobic country/household or create a safe space within it. I wish everyone around the world could live happily free. I hope I will, someday.

  • @astrokoalagames8533
    @astrokoalagames8533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    "bEiNg A cOnSeRvAtIvE iS nOt EaSy" I literally had to get up and walk out of my room because of how ridiculous this woman is. Some of the stuff she says makes sense, but she then erases everything she previously said by saying stuff about how you should be a conservative lmao

    • @cristinaorlando2408
      @cristinaorlando2408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Cons think they have it so hard 🤡

    • @Jay-bp1eh
      @Jay-bp1eh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly be a conservative or a left leaning person, doesn't matter
      Just don't be extreme and radical in your beliefs because then it becomes a problem
      Also don't make politics a part of your personality?? That's what's wrong with ben Shapiro and classical Benjamin 2.0

    • @sourwitch2340
      @sourwitch2340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Jay-bp1eh I don't think politics mattering enough to them to incorporate them into their presentation nor them being "too radical" on an imaginary scale of how extreme your beliefs can be before they become ridiculous is quite what's wrong with either of them... It's moreso the actual content of their beliefs (which'd be dispicable even if they only defended it "moderately", which honestly both of them mostly do) and the way in which their insistence on them is heavily carried by monetary interests, as well as a variety of other details.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The sassy way she came out in the video reminded me of a millennial musical . I was half expecting her to burst into song and dance

  • @azathoth7587
    @azathoth7587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    11:17 Is she aware that conservative women aren't the only people who can get married, raise kids, and support their spouse/themselves? Like, it's possible to simultaneously be a liberal and get married.

    • @Ellathirteen
      @Ellathirteen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I bet she thinks they’re anti marriage and love

    • @emzetkin1100
      @emzetkin1100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      yes but liberal women are less likely to provide their husbands with infinite free domestic labor

    • @cattrickie
      @cattrickie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      bro ik? both my parents are liberal and i exist so..

    • @neeyahboo811
      @neeyahboo811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wait, we can do that?

    • @FirstnameLastname-zq4rt
      @FirstnameLastname-zq4rt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Umm no? It’s not possible. My very liberal mother does not exist and I have never been born. Because it’s impossible. Duh 🙄

  • @Darkthestral1
    @Darkthestral1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1421

    Aeons: Excuse me she's not Christian she's Jewish
    Me, a Jew: Don't remind us it's embarrassing

  • @cat_strangler2603
    @cat_strangler2603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    I can't get past the ironic hypocrisy of her telling us to get off social media because people will try to trick you with their untrue opinions, as she proceeds to do exactly that on a social media platform.

  • @Jay-pj9ni
    @Jay-pj9ni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    My idea of “classical” is wearing a ballgown to Tesco (and don’t think I wouldn’t)

    • @alpharius7216
      @alpharius7216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      powermove.

    • @Dragonshade64
      @Dragonshade64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      A Properly accessorised ballgown I hope. Dramatic gloves and a matching mask are simply a must for this time of year. The fan is optional however.

    • @beasttitanofficial3768
      @beasttitanofficial3768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wouldn't be the first time I saw that at the tesco ngl

    • @Dragonshade64
      @Dragonshade64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Natasha With a tasteful amount of pearls or a Royal amount of pearls? They do symbolise one's superiority but can be seen as tacky if you wear them wrong.

    • @peacefulleopard8016
      @peacefulleopard8016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can you do the accent Queen Elizabeth has?

  • @juliajane9290
    @juliajane9290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4034

    Classically Abby:
    “Be yourself!”
    “No, not like that!!”

  • @mossgrows6540
    @mossgrows6540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    buttons are masculine bc womens fingers are too delicate and fragile to operate them

    • @rozziw5695
      @rozziw5695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Isnt that why women's clothes have buttons on the opposite way to men's? Because women got dressed by a servant a while back and men dressed themselves? Lol maybe I'm getting confused 😅

    • @queer-ios3155
      @queer-ios3155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      "One sec gotta unbutton my shirt-"
      *Snap*
      "Damnit, I broke my delicate fragile fingers again!"

    • @greentea4498
      @greentea4498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i couldn’t operate buttons until i was like 10..

    • @Anthropomorphic
      @Anthropomorphic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@rozziw5695 Nobody really knows how it started, but that's one of the more popular theories.

    • @rozziw5695
      @rozziw5695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Anthropomorphic good to know I didn't completely misremember then!

  • @sejoiraedits1641
    @sejoiraedits1641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1141

    "being on the wrong side of history in today's day and age is NOT EASY." -abby

    • @linnyliza
      @linnyliza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @Cathory Gurl, calm thine tits

    • @mea5989
      @mea5989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @Cathory "My name is Cathy and I see no problem with equating an entire belief system with it's worst believers." Like, should we be calling all conservatives kkk members and rapists ooooor do you realize this is a bullshit argument?

    • @elsagranquist9755
      @elsagranquist9755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Cathory bruh since when

    • @BleedingIchor
      @BleedingIchor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Cathory where is it proven that all “you people” have the same end goal of “absolute degeneracy” lmfao. The left doesn’t support pedos. Pedos are trying to make it seem like that because the left is stereotypically accepting but no one other than pedophiles are trying to normalize pedophelia. Same thing with the kid drag queens. The only people that support that are the extremists. Addressing that isn’t a fallacy. It’s the truth. You’re making a generalization about half the US population by looking at a couple of crazies claiming they align with that political group. That’s moronic.

    • @BleedingIchor
      @BleedingIchor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Cathory which ones?

  • @MyMagnificentOctopus
    @MyMagnificentOctopus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    As a classical man I like masculine clothing with a feminine twist, like a suit and tie.

  • @mechanical-scarecrow3064
    @mechanical-scarecrow3064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    Her facial expressions make her look aggressive, like she wants to jump out of the screen and attack anyone who doesn't agree with her.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@frogpoop397 I avoid them like the plague. lol

    • @datiny1162
      @datiny1162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100th like

    • @stackk.113
      @stackk.113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Let's say hipothetically, Ben Shapiro is a femboy.

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the eyes, they're opened very widely.

    • @nophima
      @nophima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that's because if she could, she would

  • @bubblesbubbleton2747
    @bubblesbubbleton2747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3868

    I never understand women like “Classicly Abby” when it comes to how you dress. As long as I’m not naked, what I wear shouldn’t matter to you. I admittedly dress very conservatively, but that’s mostly because I like big comfy sweaters and I hate wearing pants so I wear long skirts or dresses a lot. However, I applaud people when they show their unique style, be it a gay magician, goth goblin, or a flower child reborn.

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Yeah, I used to dress in very revealing clothing when I was younger. But it was just a phase, just like my other phases (hippy/bohemian, skater, emo, etc). A lot of those phases were conservative; some weren't. Now, I just dress like a normie and conservatively. It's not because I look down on my old styles. It's just not me anymore and it's a lot easier to just wear jeans and a shirt or blouse. I dont have to think about it when I get dressed and I just dont want to be looked at anymore

    • @Niphredyl
      @Niphredyl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Flower child reborn :)

    • @kookoo9800
      @kookoo9800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@msjkramey i just had the biggest confused panic for a moment when i read skater as stalker... i was like :o how did you dress as a stalker and how is that a phase...? it’s 3 am and clearly this is a sign that i need sleep

    • @azazel4321
      @azazel4321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Goth flower goblin child is me

    • @ordinarygas5656
      @ordinarygas5656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      as someone who switches from wearing fishnets and short skirts and big hoodies and sweats.... i’ve been harassed by men regardless. it doesn’t matter what you wear. gross people will be gross.

  • @hellokittyobsession420
    @hellokittyobsession420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2544

    “Today I am dressed like a gay magician.”
    - Strange Æons 2020

    • @rickeyripp4278
      @rickeyripp4278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hisoka part 2

    • @ishikkayabas1314
      @ishikkayabas1314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      No lie, I actually dig the style big time.

    • @Pauavi
      @Pauavi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it took me out

    • @katiedavis512
      @katiedavis512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ishik Kayabas same, I’ve been quietly pondering where to get a shirt like that for the entirety of this video so far

    • @carlabrutala
      @carlabrutala 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@katiedavis512 I found one on Depop and am thinking about buying it😅

  • @yourlordship1119
    @yourlordship1119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    I feel like Abby is just Ben Shaprio in a wig, Ben uses Abby to express all his crushed down and chained up 'ungodly and homosexual thoughts'.

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Oh I thought it was going to be "he realized he wasn't appealing to his female fanbase so he made an Extremely Real Woman sockpuppet to sell his talking points"

    • @yourlordship1119
      @yourlordship1119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@cam4636 That too is very believable

    • @mitriarts1100
      @mitriarts1100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      FALSEHOOD! it’s all prerecorded before Ben Shapiro transitioned

    • @loganmansiongames
      @loganmansiongames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah and I'd say that Ben Shapiro is a younger clone of Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro seriously he looks alot like him!

    • @ThisIsEmerald
      @ThisIsEmerald 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As a gay trans woman, this is a bad joke. Like what's the punchline, "haha Ben is trans!" Like, please don't.

  • @emmettyoung7603
    @emmettyoung7603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    I wonder how much she paid for the ads. I feel like she is spending more money than I make in a year just to advertise a subpar girl defined knockoff

    • @cuttingwitjason7195
      @cuttingwitjason7195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The Heritage foundation paid for her ads

    • @jaspiki2708
      @jaspiki2708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Her brother is Ben Sharpio so that could be it.

    • @maximeteppe7627
      @maximeteppe7627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      oh, her and her brother are absolutely bankrolled by foundations and thinktanks of some kind.

  • @CaptainOliver
    @CaptainOliver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3543

    Abby looks like she's borrowed/stolen her face and hasn't quite yet learned how to control it

  • @professorstringbean7284
    @professorstringbean7284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "Today, I'm dressed like a gay magician because I like dressing like a gay magician."
    Iconic.

  • @wanna_be_goth1030
    @wanna_be_goth1030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    “ I just be calm and except people oppressing minorities if you want to be mature! “
    Um Abby aren’t you Jewish

    • @yutajoestar752
      @yutajoestar752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      pssst, pssst, some Jewish outside don't wanna claim her.

  • @Prim120
    @Prim120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    The fact that Thursday has his own gay throne gives me hope for humanity

  • @perplexed2352
    @perplexed2352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    The 50's called they want their opinions back

    • @ewwpoorpeople5684
      @ewwpoorpeople5684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They don't, actually. We dragged all of the shitty things out of the fifties, so now it's just the idealization.

  • @legendofFranktheTank
    @legendofFranktheTank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3026

    im just saying, has anyone ever seen her and ben shapiro in the same room together?

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      I’ve seen a photo of them together. But with all the technology these days you have to be skeptical. It could have just been photoshopped to throw off suspicion

    • @anistolewhat
      @anistolewhat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I- uh- i mean- well- umm- ugh
      *YES*

    • @toenailvolunteer3454
      @toenailvolunteer3454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@user-hy5jy7sf9j she actually ben, she just got neck extension

    • @renolove3218
      @renolove3218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Aren’t Ben and her siblings??

    • @sheawineland1445
      @sheawineland1445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      facts and logic would suggest they’re the same person

  • @lucasmcweeney7023
    @lucasmcweeney7023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    “Furries . . . . Attack on titan fans-“
    I feel personally attacked.

    • @mr.powell8817
      @mr.powell8817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      weeb or furry, doesn't matter. you drop and stop either way.

    • @EthanMeatan
      @EthanMeatan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mr.powell8817 PLEASE I CANT

    • @mr.powell8817
      @mr.powell8817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EthanMeatan Can't what?

    • @ripbraincells8534
      @ripbraincells8534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      smh don’t we all

    • @CumbersomeKiwi
      @CumbersomeKiwi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol i thought no one catched that and i was like why is no one takling about This?? Lol

  • @jackdanielsinthelionsden1887
    @jackdanielsinthelionsden1887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    I've never had a human being set off my fight or flight quite like Classically Abby

    • @ultomatosouper2194
      @ultomatosouper2194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not even Ben Shapiro-?

    • @gliscorpropagandaaccount1764
      @gliscorpropagandaaccount1764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ultomatosouper2194 well, bean is only an inch or two taller than me

    • @cuttingwitjason7195
      @cuttingwitjason7195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Abby is just Ben in a wig...

    • @ultomatosouper2194
      @ultomatosouper2194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764 oop- 😳 Maybe I could take him down-

    • @AzureAsher
      @AzureAsher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jason England she looks like Ben Shapiro in makeup and a wig with a voice changer. She looks scarily like her brother. Anyways, I don’t like Abby or Ben.

  • @madid5398
    @madid5398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    "Feminine clothing with a masculine twist" should be synopsis for Ru Paul's Drag Race

  • @kerilynne128
    @kerilynne128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    "I'm perfectly happy to coexist with trad women, furries, attack on titan fans" wait what was that last one

    • @hone-toka8040
      @hone-toka8040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Reference to an older video

    • @shoilyahsan2912
      @shoilyahsan2912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hone-toka8040 which video?

    • @QuigleTheGnome
      @QuigleTheGnome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SquishyInkArts yes tell me

    • @uhuh936
      @uhuh936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Shoily Ahsan it was a tumblr deep dive... ah which one? She was just looking at at someone’s blog and the DNI included Attack on Titans fans. Teya found it funny but it was probably because that show apparently has fascist and anti-Semitic overtones.

    • @isas220
      @isas220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shoilyahsan2912 It was in the video of plaguecore, around the minute 1:40.

  • @ceciliar.l.1246
    @ceciliar.l.1246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Her videos have the same effect on my brain as stupid teenage Netflix rom-coms. They make me pace and rant quietly in my mind about all the reasons she’s wrong for a good three days.

    • @kai_fatallysapphic
      @kai_fatallysapphic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When I was 12-14 I watched so many stupid teenage Netflix rom-coms, I think they gave me anxiety and comphet /hj

  • @hwrencleaveland459
    @hwrencleaveland459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    also this cross earring + deep v velvet shirt gives my lesbian daughter of The Vampire Lestat vibes

    • @ag4every1
      @ag4every1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT OMG

    • @hee-hoo5672
      @hee-hoo5672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s honestly the best way to describe it lol

    • @randomgirl22695
      @randomgirl22695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      truly an enviable vibe

    • @athenadominguezcastillo2752
      @athenadominguezcastillo2752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah I needa know where she got that shirt

    • @spicyleg6723
      @spicyleg6723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      im searching for this shirt as im watching this

  • @sophiakarr2786
    @sophiakarr2786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    Some of these people, classically Abby and girl defined, are so close to the point! Like they almost get there and then go completely off the rails

    • @emilys2562
      @emilys2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      That's what brain washing parenting does lmao

    • @mphatsolanga8168
      @mphatsolanga8168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Low key feel the same way about Tucker Carlson sometimes

    • @rosiepark9607
      @rosiepark9607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I think this is by design. They lead you in with a very reasonable/logical start and reveal what they’re actually trying to say at the end.

    • @wickednwyld
      @wickednwyld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mphatsolanga8168 - Tucker's daddy married the heir to the Swanson fortune. His 'man of the people' schtick is nothing but a ruse.

    • @niche6262
      @niche6262 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like their husbands ☕️

  • @nbv6975
    @nbv6975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1381

    She was definitely that girl in middle school with 50+ pens she’d bring to school, and if you touched one she’d scream and tell the teacher you “stole from her”

    • @shrimplicity4551
      @shrimplicity4551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Nah, she would even do that if you own a pen that looks even vaguely like one of hers. Even the super generic ones.

    • @nova4884
      @nova4884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      That’s... very specific? You good?

    • @maggots7131
      @maggots7131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lilac Moon Theatre there is always that one girl I was in class with her for 4 years

    • @ishanafondekar6334
      @ishanafondekar6334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@shrimplicity4551 and if the teacher asks for a pen bc they forgot theirs this girl pulls out the fucking target school supplies aisle and just screeches 'I HAVE PENS MISS XYZ MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'
      also she thinks shes NoT lIkE oThEr GiRlS

    • @sophistikitten6347
      @sophistikitten6347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yeah she’s the type of girl who would take those fancy notes with calligraphy in high school

  • @dylanwarner7009
    @dylanwarner7009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I’m a man but got an ad for her on how to be a homemaker, thanks to Abby for supporting my transformation into a househusband🥰

  • @sabrinacarper3187
    @sabrinacarper3187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    The reason she "stares into your soul" is because shes reading off a teleprompter. If you look closely shes not looking directly into the camera

  • @junipermoss4537
    @junipermoss4537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1987

    I find it really ironic that she's complaining about how conservative women are silenced. like, it's not the feminists who are silencing you.

    • @leahgross8952
      @leahgross8952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well technically yes because she’s more of a traditional old fashioned feminist and feminism portrayed in this generation is considered very modernized compared to back then. So yes it can be overpowering her traditional feminist beliefs

    • @rosiebud7922
      @rosiebud7922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@leahgross8952 But if she feels overpowered by feminism doesn't technically mean that feminists are silencing her.
      I've known traditional women like her, they feel reaaaally insecure and akward when around liberal women or feminists, but this womens per se don't care at all the way she lives her life and never silence her for it.
      It's just her insecurities.

    • @leahgross8952
      @leahgross8952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rosiebud7922 I’m not sure what your getting at. I don’t see how you see this as insecurities. I think the problem is that your assuming how she lives her life is too old fashioned and not good for this “progressive” world. A problem I would personally have is if either of y’all had an issue with people living their life how they want to. If it doesn’t affect you then who cares. Modern feminism is very loud so I don’t get how u don’t see it silencing her “type” of feminism? This women doesn’t seem to care but I think it’s pretty obvious that she’s constantly stating she agrees with abby but ultimately disagrees and gives no reason as to why. This video really didn’t share much of a difference of opinion besides plain disagreeing and ignorance. And I get that they could both be ignorant but here specifically she doesn’t address anything specific

    • @rosiebud7922
      @rosiebud7922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@leahgross8952 i was responding to a comment that said that traditional women can feel overpowered by feminists. Which is their own problem since feminists don't care to tell other women how to live their own life. As a feminist myself, i don't go trying to shut trad wifes's channels down or erase their voices from the media or the internet.
      That goes fundamentally against my beliefs of women to choose the way they live.
      Teya agrees with the more generalized advice that Abby gives, i.e: "Know yourself, dress however you feel comfortable" because is pretty good advice. But she defies the traditional concepts of femininity and musculinity (i.e: "a masculine twist to my fashion is buttons and jeans") that Abby has been taught and the contradictory idea of "find your own style, but ONLY under my criteria of femininity".
      The reasons why she disagress are pretty out there, she's a lesbian with a not so traditional way of living, dressing or expressing her femeninity. She states multiple times in the video that she has a problem with people like Abby thinking they are being "silenced", or "have to hide" when literally no one is forcing them to live any other way, but they clearly do expect that from people who deviate from their traditional views.

    • @queeneem
      @queeneem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      They call themselves the "silent majority" when 1) they're not the majority and 2) THEY'RE NOT SILENT

  • @jmccann2702
    @jmccann2702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1292

    See, she didn’t specify when “a classic woman is” Could be the 50s, but I would be more inclined to go for a medieval peasant.

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      I’m going for ancient greek tbh

    • @MegaKhelditia
      @MegaKhelditia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@anyalaASMR
      Same!

    • @enderphoenix11
      @enderphoenix11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I’m vibin’ more with late Victorian and/or Edwardian at the moment.

    • @flesh.c0nsum3r
      @flesh.c0nsum3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@anyalaASMR yesss

    • @bee-ke9ek
      @bee-ke9ek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      cavewoman is the original, truly classic woman. let's go back to banging rocks together and being hunters and gathers. Hmmmmm! smell that? that's the lack of agriculture

  • @AkumaDayo
    @AkumaDayo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "coming out as a conservative is so scary!"
    Me, a bi trans man: hmm, interesting please do tell

    • @piperbarlow1672
      @piperbarlow1672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me, a pansexual trans woman: hmm, yes abby, tell me about how oppressed you are

    • @feralratking1638
      @feralratking1638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Me, a closeted trans gay dude living in a homophobic household: ues Abby you are such an oppressed minority you’re so strong 😔👆

    • @buffaloben15golf88
      @buffaloben15golf88 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a conservative Christian man, I find that people who lean right are often accused of behaving barbarically to LGBTQ people. I can confirm that this accusation is not true. We will leave you alone. If this is how you feel you need to live your life, I’m not gonna stop you.

    • @AkumaDayo
      @AkumaDayo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@buffaloben15golf88 never implied that but ok,
      my comment was about how difficult it is in general to come out as LGBT+ compared to "coming out" as conservative, and comparing the two is quite ridiculous lol
      Conservatives don't get lynched for just existing as themselves, to name one reason

    • @piperbarlow1672
      @piperbarlow1672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@buffaloben15golf88 conservatism 🤢

  • @queeneem
    @queeneem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2470

    "Don't go on social media all the time" says someone who is making a living on social media

    • @thecriticalthinker4527
      @thecriticalthinker4527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True that

    • @Dragula59
      @Dragula59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      no but shes allowed bc shes telling you not to and helping u become a classic woman so the rules are different (sarcasm)

    • @fatboyoficiale
      @fatboyoficiale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ooooooo wooooow. What a nuanced take. What are you like a genius or something?

    • @buildersoflegends7106
      @buildersoflegends7106 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rules for thee but not for me.

    • @pigeon3264
      @pigeon3264 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She identifies as a "conservative social media influencer" so where is her point?

  • @GOFFBITZH666
    @GOFFBITZH666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2112

    Ngl, Abby here looks like if Ben is using the Snapchat “Girl” filter.
    (Small edit: I’m aware that Ben and Abby are related to each other (Apparently the chick who played “Matilda”, I don’t remember her name rn sorry, is a cousin of the Shapiro fam lol), and I thank you for trying to inform me on this... Still doesn’t mean that Abby looks like a SnapChat filter on her channel 👀)
    (Another edit: forgot to still thank the people helping others figure out on who Abby is lol, legit didn’t really know that before watching Aeon’s vid! Thanks y’all!~)

    • @KitKat-mc6vp
      @KitKat-mc6vp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Isn’t she Ben shapiros sister?

    • @bentomai5071
      @bentomai5071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He is

    • @justsomefairywithinterneta920
      @justsomefairywithinterneta920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Oh my goodness... That would explain the sudden shift in her content and why the look in her eyes of all the pictures with him she looks so scared... Oh my...

    • @matcha_moose
      @matcha_moose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      :O

    • @popular_dollars
      @popular_dollars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i ship it

  • @shaperka
    @shaperka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7957

    gay magician is the best lewk

  • @alliebonesVODs
    @alliebonesVODs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I really enjoy the "just accept things you can't change" point from her, when she's trying her damnest to try to change how people think about dressing themselves.

  • @ZackBenedict
    @ZackBenedict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1265

    She talks about embracing being calm and collective, but has micro-expressions relating to anger, contempt, and disgust fairly frequently.

    • @bluslvrwolf2166
      @bluslvrwolf2166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Is that why she's so scary to watch?

    • @abbymorrison3097
      @abbymorrison3097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@bluslvrwolf2166 Yes. She's giving off constant hints of agression, so that she seems intimidating. Whether consciously or unconsciously, you're afraid to disagree.

    • @vee1267
      @vee1267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      She reminds me of a young professor Umbridge for exactly this reason

    • @lordshnissugah
      @lordshnissugah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      For that reason, I get a Mikhaila Peterson vibe from her.

    • @biazacha
      @biazacha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Actually makes perfect sense: being miserable and walked over by husband, family and kids so they're constantly mad but can only let it out being Karens or Whine Moms™ is pretty standart for conservative women, so looking collect while clearly pissed fits.

  • @rss6464
    @rss6464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    She seems like someone that would have "logical and calm" in their Tinder bio but is actually just really passive aggressive, and stubborn as a mule during an argument.
    I see you girl. 👁👄👁

    • @soulmana1010
      @soulmana1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      ah yes, the classic "my tone is calmer than yours so i'm right", im familiar

    • @Knrr-yr2dd
      @Knrr-yr2dd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      damn that's my ex

  • @rachael_leahcar
    @rachael_leahcar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1619

    the god of the gays is back, praise her

  • @Zaddy-Lu
    @Zaddy-Lu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    She sounds like a clueless wealthy person who thinks she knows how the average person lives and thinks.

  • @eldritchabomination9726
    @eldritchabomination9726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    "I look like a gay magician" is my favorite line on the earth. I'm going to steal that line

  • @galaxywolf969
    @galaxywolf969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1595

    Personally, I'm a 45 yr old father...straight as can be with a daughter who decided she was a lesbian when she was fifteen (she's 18 now) and to be honest I'm glad she introduced me to your TH-cam channel and dresses the way she wants to rather than this person I have never heard about. Personally, I think you dress nicely and by the way I am religious, I love my daughter and respect her choices, and raised her to proud of who she is. Life is short. Chose a life that makes you happy, does 't hurt anyone and don't get worked up about what others do in their personal lives and we would all be better off.
    Thanks for doing this channel by the way, my daughter and I check it out about once a week together. You do good things in this sad tired world.

    • @bubsiemack
      @bubsiemack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

      Can't get over the "decided" to be a lesbian, SIR.

    • @lil_weasel219
      @lil_weasel219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      But your daughter didnt decide she was a lesbian.
      Attraction is not a conscious thing, if you tried to be gay, and to enjoy boning only dudes, suddenly stop liking women.. you couldnt.You would only drive yourself to a very dark place, possibly suicide.
      Conversely she cant be but a lesbian. It wasnt a choice but an innate quality.
      None of us non straigh folk would choose to be gay and be called abominations all our lives, face discrimination, and in most countries face legal torture and execution..
      Im a lesbian too (albeit gray asexual so not interested in "boning" that is genitals) and the first female crushes I can remember are at age 3 (!). Never had a male crush
      Sincerely, a 20 yo lesbian from a homophobic country
      EDIT; this may or may not seem trivial, but it isnt.
      It's a pervasive misconception in society that enables things like conversion therapy, and invalidates a legitimate identity.
      It's like loving math since childhood but hating history, and being told that you chose to like math, but on a much more serious note.
      If you do voice your support to your daughter please dont call it her "choice". It's who she's always been

    • @secretsecret9164
      @secretsecret9164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

      phrasings a little off but you've got the spirit, thanks for being a good dude. more dads need to try as much as you do

    • @zesty9721
      @zesty9721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Hey man. Dont be let down by the people in the replies bashing you for saying "decided" It's your beliefs and that's ok. As long as you don't mind and support her still. You're a great dad compared to most. And I respect you tremendously ❤

    • @galaxywolf969
      @galaxywolf969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      I'm sorry if I offended anyone. I don't always understand all the terminology and frankly I don't care. Everyone has the right to be who they are. That's how she told me in those words....she was young and that's the language she used. To the person who was kind, thank you for your kindness ...for the others I frankly don't care. She is my daughter and I will love her know matter who is is....and honestly I think everyone should be who they want to be, the only thing I was ATTEMPTING to say was that Strange Aeons is something we watch together, we appreciate her, and it has helped me understand my daughter which has nothing to do with sexuality....I'm a dad and she's a teenager....that's it. For the person calling me SIR....well I never use that title and I'm sorry I offended you in whatever way I did. please don't bother to respond. I won't answer and I have learned my Lesson....I just won't post again. My daughter and I are quite o.k. without your approval, thank you.

  • @damienm.9677
    @damienm.9677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

    “Don’t try to fix things you can’t control” is the conservative way of saying “don’t be passionate about societal issues and accept the status quo”.

    • @Goliath5100
      @Goliath5100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      “Especially when those social issues aren’t affecting you in any real and personal way”

    • @kreepietoast
      @kreepietoast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Of course! Don’t try and change things, or else you’re disrupting the social order, and we can’t have that can we?

    • @freyamiles3718
      @freyamiles3718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Goliath5100 While some might use that they will also object to those directly affected by issues speaking out.

    • @Goliath5100
      @Goliath5100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@freyamiles3718 That’s right, unless those affected peoples use the correct channels and speak up “the right way”

    • @TheChadPad
      @TheChadPad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And here she is trying to fix things....she can't control

  • @jamesfarquhar8507
    @jamesfarquhar8507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Omg our host is so legitimate with how she conveys emotion though her gaze but classically Abby has a near constant glaze over her eyes, like she's not just reading from a script, but living by one too...

  • @bri6373
    @bri6373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    I feel like classicly Abby’s version of open mindedness and self expression is based on the mentality that she doesn’t understand why someone would not want to share her opinions or think like her. Like it’s hypocritical of course but she probably sees it like she’s gracing people with her presence and opinions because her opinions are facts and she’s “saving” people in a sense by “educating” others. I genuinely hope her channel is supposed to be comical because there’s such a lack of understanding of being a human being other than her values that this is actually hilarious to watch

  • @allanagiles9470
    @allanagiles9470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Abby: mum, dad, I'm conservative...
    *mum and dad gasp*
    Abby: I have always hated The GaysTM and I don't think that people should have basic human rights, but I'm still the same person as I always was
    Mum: How could you do this to me! *starts sobbing*
    Dad: Get out of my house! You are no longer my daughter!

    • @kaga.mine.
      @kaga.mine. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      finally some quality parents

    • @QuigleTheGnome
      @QuigleTheGnome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      buffsuki is best girl yes please

  • @FaalDovahKriid
    @FaalDovahKriid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1419

    "I used women's rights to destroy women's rights"

    • @ohanameansfamily3434
      @ohanameansfamily3434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      666 likes so i can't like

    • @Wholecorpze
      @Wholecorpze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tradwife thanos
      tradnos

    • @anistolewhat
      @anistolewhat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im wearing socks that look like im wearing sandals
      *I AM GOD*

    • @oliviarouse2361
      @oliviarouse2361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfect way to describe her lmao

  • @Faith_Soprano
    @Faith_Soprano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I kinda get the "I like those clothes, but they aren't for me" thing in the sense that there are clothes I enjoy looking at, but I wouldn't want to wear them because I wouldn't feel comfortable in them. Like long flowy dresses. I like them aesthetically, but I hate the feeling of being in a dress, so I wouldn't actually wear one myself. I would also feel ridiculous and uncomfortable. It's not that I don't think I could pull them off, I just don't want to.

    • @dotg.744
      @dotg.744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What a mood