My hypothesis is mart just edits the nightclubs like that because he has literally 0 memory of what happened and has to go off of second-hand eye witness accounts.
33:38 it's funny because it is actually the original London Bridge that some dude paid to have deconstructed and shipped to Arizona when the built the current one.
I want to start a fast food chain called Black Palace that is a mirror dimension version of white castle - The exterior and interior have inverted colors - The layout is mirrored - whatever they do good, we do bad, and vice versa - we're open whenever they aren't AND The ultimate goal is to get one as close as possible to every White Castle in the country
@@jimmyjohnjohnson9803I mean if you watched his previous ventures in America you would see that he did not like white castle in that one either so we got continuity.
The fucking story arc this channel has been on is kinda fucking nutty. Dude started with a video on why Civ 5 was goated and now he's making dope ass vlog content. Also this man is the one who started my Factorio addiction.
18:32 "Someone throws a rock at it, I've never seen that animal before" Classic aussie reaction, see something unknown, feels the need to fight it to assert dominance
15:52 In Germany we have a thing called "Konterbier" It's when you drink a beer in the morning to counter lasts night alcohol and it does actually help So yes, this is artistic genius
39:47 mart, somehow if you’re reading this I believe this is the Grand Canyon Railway that runs to the Grand Canyon, and has two operational steam locomotives
Fun Fact: The London Bridge mentioned at 33:36 is the actual original 1831 London Bridge from London. It was bought for $2.46 million at the time and was completely moved to Arizona in 1968. Speaking of British things that made their way to The United States, The Imperial System, along with the term 'soccer' both originated from the British Isles.
I am a European and I can say that this isn’t weird, standing and being respectful of the anthem is normal. It’s just where it takes place, taking place in race is so weird you would usually expect to see it for people like the royalty or the military
THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT LIVE IN THE GREATEST GODDAMNED OIL OBTAINING COUNTRY ON THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED PLANET. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Honestly, i love when foreigners come here and check out America. Makes me realize this is still a great country to be in, despite all it's issues. It's still one hell of a beautiful country and I love people who make the trip to check us out.
@@evenmorecheese2785 The issue is you went to California. Actual restaurants play on deathwish there now due to a variety of reasons special to the state.
No wonder Los Angeles felt better yet more dangerous to live near for 5 days in the last year. Martin and the gang were here. Thanks Mart. Also, I'm digging the shift in video style with you standing with the mic. Keep up the good work
Here in America, the national anthem is Law to perform at sports Events The organizers cannot not perform it And well, it's not required. For you to stand during it. You are highly scrutinized and seen as a weirdo in public. Canada does it too, but that's more because Canada is like United States, 2.0.
I was cracking up when I heard Men At Work playing during the roundabout - was always curious if you blokes listened to them... .. S Tier. Glad y'all had fun in the states!
Bright Angel Trail at the south rim is no joke! Depending on how hot it is, especially. We went when it was 120.... Not smart. That ascent is gnarly after going down to the river. It's a big hot pot. Nice trip, Bois -American
Quite chuffed that you chose to visit Joshua Tree. I was born in Joshua Tree park - in a van. No joke, my mother was travelling, went into labor, and gave birth to me in the middle of the fucking desert. Also - Four Lokos used to be WAAYY stronger. They used to be like 14% alcohol - with more than twice as much caffeine in them. They ended up killing lots of people via heart attacks and alcohol poisoning - the company faced a few dozen lawsuits - and now they are basically just mildly alcoholic lolli water.
Much like how Wheaties is the "breakfast of champions" the concoction made at 16:00 is what I've always referred to as the "breakfast of ex-champions."
@greekzeus9818 that doesn't matter in the slightest. Idiots wave guns around. Loaded or not it can be perceived as a threat and you'd get shot by a police officer. Its America.
for those wondering, the music for the nightclub edits are as the following: 1: STRLGHT - Ring th-cam.com/video/tkPVpacmM0o/w-d-xo.html 2: Alphascan - Grind Dont Stop th-cam.com/video/9kE7McTaOo4/w-d-xo.html 3: STRLGHT - Not Givin' Up th-cam.com/video/PXiCMDt13E8/w-d-xo.htmlsi=lCu3Mc8ePB8yy06w
American ppl when American anthem: 🫡🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🫡🫡🫡 Polish people when video from Poland used (car using roundabout as jump pad): 🥹🦅🇵🇱🇵🇱🥳🤩🦅🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🇵🇱🇵🇱✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻🇵🇱🦅🇵🇱🦅🦅🇵🇱
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Thanks for reminding me of the incoming promotion, humanoid frogge.
no
The fact that half the S tier was guns, and the other half was Mexican food and natural phenomena was the most dude thing ever
nah fam that is not mexican food bro :3
@@strikemanpopwolf in sheeps clothing
saw that face myself
i have seen people under 13 shooting handguns in their backyard (legal in states like texas and maybe some others)
@@sleep_deprived_stormworker yeah I’ve done it with my grandma
you must feel very lucky to have such a close group of friends to pull off such a heist
it's payday fellas!
@@iknowurip8151GERONIMO MFERS!
Hi such how such are such you? Such
@@grekhasuma6791What in the such?
@@Ronald98Who in the such? Is such
My hypothesis is mart just edits the nightclubs like that because he has literally 0 memory of what happened and has to go off of second-hand eye witness accounts.
pretty good hypothesis
Hmmmmmmmm he seems familiar
Good theory, I bet you’re right. Aussies like blacking out.
@@Definitelyantifurryprobably ah yes, a fellow cheese fan, you may pass
@@jentegeeraerts1119 ok
Martin using his editing skills on irl footage is giving me a strong sense of terror
imagine a max0r vlog
...Editing skills? You think this is software editing? This is just Mart.
He's becoming too powerful
@@spartanc173 yuh uh
@@spartanc173he moves to fast for the mortal mind to comprehend
33:38 it's funny because it is actually the original London Bridge that some dude paid to have deconstructed and shipped to Arizona when the built the current one.
and they may or may not have thought it was tower bridge
It was C.V. Wood, right?
Actually it's the 2nd London Bridge, there have been three, the one in Arizona was built in the 19th Century to replace the Original Medieval one.
"London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, London Bridge is falling down, and getting shipped to Ariz-ona."
I used to live there it was a way to attract tourists
I want to start a fast food chain called Black Palace that is a mirror dimension version of white castle
- The exterior and interior have inverted colors
- The layout is mirrored
- whatever they do good, we do bad, and vice versa
- we're open whenever they aren't
AND
The ultimate goal is to get one as close as possible to every White Castle in the country
“whatever they do good, we do bad” so… you do everything good?
@@Matthisnotweird lol
White Castle, more like Black Palisade
White Castle = Blackened Palace
Dark fortress
Martin tries to escape Finland.
But finland never forgets.
As a Finnish man we never forget
He and the boys should visit Finland and real Teimon kauppa someday
And finland never forgives
You could call it
Unfinnished bussiness
He literally is streaming the game basically every week
Aussies: White Castle isn't that good
Also Aussies: fills bowl with Lucky Charms and Corona
They had shitass frozen premade sliders and wondered why they were bad
@@jimmyjohnjohnson9803I mean if you watched his previous ventures in America you would see that he did not like white castle in that one either so we got continuity.
@anwd8646 white castle is ass tbf
tbh white castle is garbage.
@@Notnate778 the chicken stuff is fire, the burgers are ass
As Harold and Kumar should have made obvious, White Castle is meant for when you’re so high, that making a movie about your antics is the only option.
The fucking story arc this channel has been on is kinda fucking nutty.
Dude started with a video on why Civ 5 was goated and now he's making dope ass vlog content.
Also this man is the one who started my Factorio addiction.
most scuffed channel on youtube fr
THE FACTORY MUST G R O W
@@ignaciomosconi E X P A N D
you mean your cracktorio addiction
Must be nice to be able to do that. Can't afford shit anymore.
Timestamps:
1:59 Linkin Park
43:17 End
BRUH
😂
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Thank you
Based on
im so glad we got a new soundsmith stereotypes for fast food at 29:14
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
18:32 "Someone throws a rock at it, I've never seen that animal before"
Classic aussie reaction, see something unknown, feels the need to fight it to assert dominance
How else do you think we live in Australia?
It's like Catachan.
Gotta check if its dangerous from afar mate! You dont want it biting you!
Thats just Australian in their natural habitat
@Deka-92 No no, Catachan is like Australia
Not surprising for a penal colony,
You know the saying, "if you go to in jail, establish domince quickly"
Martin losing his sanity from the driving, Finland never forgets
stalker pfp?
We the comments, will also never forgor 😈😂
Look a stalker
get out of here sdalger
I bet ChatGPT wrote this comment.
“Why not freeze it so we have boiling water for later “ 😂🤣😂🤣
I want to see the timeline for this edited video.
Oh hey, it's you.
Damn I didn't expect to see whacky in marts comment section
No, no you dont
Go back to the vr game u came from
its mr. youtube kids type content shit man
Y'all, first non-finland video in ages dropped, let's enjoy it!
The Finland reminders won't stay silent however for just one video
I hope he continues
It was entertaining but i’ve grown bored of my summer car videos
I honestly enjoy those video more than watching a bunch of guys get shitfaced over and over.
@@-a-literal-Toyota yeah the like 3 videos were so tiring trust me
@@stupidratt No
My shitty attention span needs martin’s rapid barrage of images and sounds to probably function
15:52 In Germany we have a thing called "Konterbier"
It's when you drink a beer in the morning to counter lasts night alcohol and it does actually help
So yes, this is artistic genius
its called "hairying the dog" in scotland, i tried it, it didn't help 🤣
in holland we say "inkakken is bijpakken" (if you sleep, you drink more). europe is just different lmao
It works wounders actually!
Im struggeling kinda hard with alcoholism atm.
In America we call it "hair of the dog" as in Hair of the dog that bit you. Does kinda work
in australia its called fun
Martincitopants left me on the side of a freeway 7 years ago....
L
Even the frogman don't want you 😐
martincitopants sold me fentanayl on the side of a freeway 7 years ago
thats kinda messed up ngl. do you still have some?@@person13456
Skill issue
Smelvin had the best character arc
Smelvin was the hero of the week
@@sergeantsainsburys9181from harizzment to rizz
39:47 mart, somehow if you’re reading this I believe this is the Grand Canyon Railway that runs to the Grand Canyon, and has two operational steam locomotives
Man dropped the premiere at 7-11
its 9-11 where i live 💀
😭😭😭 his timezone is AEST, same as me @@H3llwalker_
My ass is bleeding
@@H3llwalker_😂same
the premire isnt over yet you can still live chat
The Sidewalk Slammer. Truly, a drink for only the mightiest of Dwarven Kings
Rock and stone!
@@Real_Batman904 We're rich!
@@Real_Batman904FOR KARL
Fax my brother, can't wait till I'm 18
I don't think I've ever seen such an entertaining travel video. the 45 minutes felt like 15 minutes.
I love how Sidney’s first reaction upon seeing an unidentified animal is to just chuck a rock at it
18:33 an aussie saying "ive never seen that animal before" is the day the world ends
relatable lmao
Unless it’s something from another country, then it’s probably harmless
@@Perfect.unsymmetry Lol thats what makes this joke man, you invalidated it
Aussies when they see a normal-sized spider
@@Perfect.unsymmetry ha ha ha ha that’s a funny joke, bud. We have deadlier animals here.
This whole video is the physical embodiment of "Boys will be boys." 😭
Fun Fact: The London Bridge mentioned at 33:36 is the actual original 1831 London Bridge from London. It was bought for $2.46 million at the time and was completely moved to Arizona in 1968.
Speaking of British things that made their way to The United States, The Imperial System, along with the term 'soccer' both originated from the British Isles.
the brits then changed it to football because they were pissy i think
That is incredible, someone bought a massive stone bridge and moved it halfway around the world.
@awhellnah__1776 was so long ago you don't need to be mad anymore
@@logansaylor7460Nothing of value was lost. Enjoy the corn syrup, fluoride and Democratic Party.
@awhellnah__ womp womp your ancestors were bad at war and now you try to be posh to compensate where's your empire tea boy
12:15 nothing like being an American watching this segment and remembering “oh yeah, this isn’t a normal thing that everybody does at sports events”
Honestly I'm European and I thought it was normal. I guess not. Still will salute the anthem
I am a European and I can say that this isn’t weird, standing and being respectful of the anthem is normal. It’s just where it takes place, taking place in race is so weird you would usually expect to see it for people like the royalty or the military
@@seajellymilk3543 its played before alot of sports here
THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT LIVE IN THE GREATEST GODDAMNED OIL OBTAINING COUNTRY ON THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED PLANET.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@flamingrubys11 that’s so strange. From my perspective that would basically be saying sports is as important as our royalty or military
I freaking LOVE the constant chaos in this vid
it's almost trance
Honestly, i love when foreigners come here and check out America. Makes me realize this is still a great country to be in, despite all it's issues. It's still one hell of a beautiful country and I love people who make the trip to check us out.
Oh for sure man, Everyone's country feels boring and a bit shite when you live there.
42:05 Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had.
So he shot at the sun with a gun.
Shot at the sun with a gun.
Shot at his wildly one only friend.
@@terminalimpact2771 In the gallows, or the ghetto
In the gallows, or the ghetto
In the gallows or the ghetto
In the town or the meadow
In the billows, even over the sun
Every end of a time is another begun
You understand mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything (ah)
Ruler of everything (ah)
I'm the ruler of everything in the end
Martin saying Americans have it rough when it comes to food while eating the typical American struggle meal is great
Kai is a fucking tank on that Floor Loko
edit: never mind he got slammed
bwwomp
womp womp
I love how Australia is already an unhinged place so putting 10 Australians in the US where it's even more hectic feels like a genius idea
Still waiting for part 2 martin
I demand more of your deranged frat bro energy during this trip
The only thing I need is Martin to actually go to Finland and fin(n)ish his drive with a proper finnish "amistuning" car.
The gift of prophecy
bro had a vision
09:39 i love the random Kingsmen no mans land fight scene in the middle of the nightclub montage
It’s what happened I guess
Okay, Martins going hard.
Man dropped the premiere at 9:11 norwegian time☠️
It's a sign ☢️
He had Læffy in the vid to hint at this
"Americans have it ROUGH when it comes to food"
**eats only at fast food restaurants the whole time**
The true American experience
I had trouble finding anything else in California.
@@evenmorecheese2785 god forbid you go to a restaurant like a civil adult
@@evenmorecheese2785 "not looking" is not the same as "having trouble finding"
@@evenmorecheese2785 The issue is you went to California. Actual restaurants play on deathwish there now due to a variety of reasons special to the state.
Martin never fails to make me incredibly entertained just by these goofy videos, also give this EDITORS A RISE.
Smelvin's story arc: S-Tier
Best character development I've ever seen
No wonder Los Angeles felt better yet more dangerous to live near for 5 days in the last year. Martin and the gang were here. Thanks Mart.
Also, I'm digging the shift in video style with you standing with the mic. Keep up the good work
There is a part of me that hopes they decide to visit the East Coast, but I have no idea if there's anything here for them to find *interesting*
@@Tigershark_3082 I would love to see martin talk about how NYC smells like piss for 30 minutes
@@Tigershark_3082how bout *snow* and maybe Florida or Niagara idk
@@LilTachanka Oh yeah
I was more thinking the area around my state (VA, New Jersey, Tennesee, etc)
@@Tigershark_3082 also known as the sweat box of the us, except nj, nj just sucks ass
at 5:09 I love how he mentions only the kid laroi, whilst agent 00 and duke dennis are right next to him
29:20 okay now the soundsmith music i certainly did not expect
Same, I wasn’t expecting the SuperLiminal piano either
I FUCKING LOVE that you used the superliminal sound track at 40:10 ish. God I love that game and the music is so stellar. That game made me cry
props to the editor for turning 10 secs of footage into 30 sec hyperactive montages lmao
I think it's neat how mart thought it was odd that everyone stood up for the anthem during NASCAR
Here in America, the national anthem is Law to perform at sports Events The organizers cannot not perform it And well, it's not required. For you to stand during it. You are highly scrutinized and seen as a weirdo in public. Canada does it too, but that's more because Canada is like United States, 2.0.
@@theGDmenace13 that do be like some north Korea shit
I was cracking up when I heard Men At Work playing during the roundabout - was always curious if you blokes listened to them...
..
S Tier.
Glad y'all had fun in the states!
Absolutely fuckin love these storytellings!Also, I am happy zou guys enjoyed :)
at 0:45 confirms the frog is infact, a fursona.
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING
2:04 😭
frogsona
36:30 Mates, raise for the Australian anthem in the background!
Bright Angel Trail at the south rim is no joke! Depending on how hot it is, especially. We went when it was 120.... Not smart. That ascent is gnarly after going down to the river. It's a big hot pot.
Nice trip, Bois
-American
Quite chuffed that you chose to visit Joshua Tree.
I was born in Joshua Tree park - in a van. No joke, my mother was travelling, went into labor, and gave birth to me in the middle of the fucking desert.
Also - Four Lokos used to be WAAYY stronger. They used to be like 14% alcohol - with more than twice as much caffeine in them. They ended up killing lots of people via heart attacks and alcohol poisoning - the company faced a few dozen lawsuits - and now they are basically just mildly alcoholic lolli water.
So Four Lokos were the original Panera bread lemonade
36:45 #1 rule of American roads, there are either too little or too many roundabout
Love how Martin has seen the Grand Canyon before me who has lived in Arizona for almost 2 decades
Bro censored his feet instead of wearing socks what a legend!!
Thing is he revealed his feet in the steering wheel just cause 3 video
35:35 so much editing for that frame 😂😂 absolute gem
The Sidewalk Slammer sounds like a war crime.
Absolute madlad. Going to LA currently is like signing a death warrant.
36:37 You're in the wrong state. Indiana has all the roundabouts you could ever want.
Your forgetting one more factor
P O T H O L E S.
@@bluisarchived5527my I invite you to a place called………..
T H E M I D W E S T
We are just asking for some roundabouts, not france level, neither india level of roundabouts.
Just a normal road!!
So does Ohio
@@bluisarchived5527ouch
Playing chess while nascar is happening is the ultimate sigma move, so much respect ahahahaha
33:22 "Just move it with a stick" average ausse
37:13 The Fellowship of The Frog
Back at my house, we could see the solar eclipse in pennsilvania without having to use the glasses because it was a full one. It was fucking amazing.
Therapist: Front facing Martin isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Front facing Martin: 7:40
7 D A Y B O N E R P I L L
6:49 the chicken fried steak slander is unreal
It’s called Wiener schnitzel and is from Germany
@@pantom6497That's a different thing though
as an american, shit sucks balls
@@pantom6497It's chicken fried steak you Bavarian. This is an AMERICAN video for REAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS.
@@pantom6497If I’m not wrong it’s Austrian, not German.
Alternate title: 10 Australians go completely and utterly insane
in American
How does Martin just do whatever and keeps having the perfect comedic timing
He’s funny and he’s damn good at editing
6:10 Is no one gonna talk about how smooth that edit was?
this is my comfort video i’m currently sick and this is legit making me feel better can’t even count the amount of times i’ve watched it
I got second hand alocohol poisoning from watching this video
No way that's me! (I'm the one crouching with sunglasses on my shirt) 19:30
no.
Bro took a trip to the worse place in America, good one
Mr pant putting out a banger as always
Much like how Wheaties is the "breakfast of champions" the concoction made at 16:00 is what I've always referred to as the "breakfast of ex-champions."
My Granny has a cabin in Fawnshin, lowkey fire vibes up there. We go every summer.
5:44 Bro really went to Vanilla Unicorn 💀
The waving an airsoft glock around while driving could have ended so badly.
People do that with real guns over there lol, and they totally weren't loaded
@greekzeus9818 that doesn't matter in the slightest. Idiots wave guns around. Loaded or not it can be perceived as a threat and you'd get shot by a police officer. Its America.
martin tries to escape finland but finland never forgets martin
"the vlc media player car won" got me PHOTOSYNTHESIZING (13:31)
22:41 The Griffith Observatory, also known as the most iconic GTA V spot.
DAVEYYYY, HOW YOU DOIN'?
I love the speedrun strat of crashing blimps into that spot.
I love that this is "one of the boys made it but and now the crew travels in style"
35:45 Mart becomes a Combat Madness character for a few seconds
27:50 yup that's what a valley gets you.
You guys ABSOLUTELY need to get your hands on a drone.
i love how this video went from "hanging out with the boyz" to Discord Meme channel montage in like 4min
13:40 the truck bought the pills
Finland NEVER forgets
19:08 flashbacks to when me and my friends would drive each other off the edge
seeing an Australian man pour a corona into a bowl of lucky charms has to be the most American thing ive seen in awhile
for those wondering, the music for the nightclub edits are as the following:
1: STRLGHT - Ring
th-cam.com/video/tkPVpacmM0o/w-d-xo.html
2: Alphascan - Grind Dont Stop
th-cam.com/video/9kE7McTaOo4/w-d-xo.html
3: STRLGHT - Not Givin' Up
th-cam.com/video/PXiCMDt13E8/w-d-xo.htmlsi=lCu3Mc8ePB8yy06w
Editor needs a raise!
He is the editor
@@snap2cb777mart needs a raise
@@snap2cb777give him a raise then.
@@meepmeep7308 I’m already planning to rewatch the video 👍
@@meepmeep7308
He is the raise
11:45 markip when he bins the satsuma
12:20 satsuma could never martin
11:25 Australians trying not to randomly put sans. as background music
It's not offputting at all as long as you aren't thinking about the skeleton in the moment.
American ppl when American anthem: 🫡🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🫡🫡🫡
Polish people when video from Poland used (car using roundabout as jump pad): 🥹🦅🇵🇱🇵🇱🥳🤩🦅🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🇵🇱🇵🇱✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻🇵🇱🦅🇵🇱🦅🦅🇵🇱
It fills me with joy to see y’all enjoying some good old fashioned American BB guns I have that same lever action red ryder sadly it jammed and im trying to troubleshoot