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Great video from Veritasium about the WORLD'S LONGEST POSSIBLE STRAW: • World's Longest Straw
Vsauce video about nothing: •
Vsauce video about helium running out (and other things): • What's Left?
Vsauce video about being naked in space: • Will We Ever Visit Oth...
Earth mass gained and lost: gizmodo.com/5882517/did-you-kn...
Earth mass gained from sunlight: image.gsfc.nasa.gov/poetry/ask...
Limit of atmospheric pressure: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suction
Buoyancy: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buoyancy
Buoyancy caused by air: www.madsci.org/posts/archives/...
Awesome diagram of Earth's atmosphere: library.thinkquest.org/C003124...
Pic of meteor falling to Earth: www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/sta...
PDF about space-matter entering Earth: static.icr.org/i/pdf/technical...
Links about breathes and molecules:
www.vendian.org/envelope/dir2/...
rsloan.newsvine.com/_news/2009...
www.thehappyself.com/happiness...
Brain metabolism: www.acnp.org/g4/gn401000064/ch...
Components of inhaled and exhaled air: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breathin... - วิทยาศาสตร์และเทคโนโลยี
It’s been 7 years. I wonder if Michael has inhaled my brain molecules yet
Zachary Wash same
@@sylv256 stfu your ruining a perfectly good joke
He’s dodged most of them.
Gotta wait 3 more years for it to mix up completely mate.
3 more years to be sure
8:43
Hitler hears that the Soviets are in Berlin 1945, cololorized
You deserve at least 10k likes bro
HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
One of the best comments I've ever seen, well-deserved like
I think I was thinking of that clip when he was going on about that
I would pay to watch him say that.
It's been 10 years to the day since this video was uploaded! Everyone take a deep breath of Michael Steven's brain-air!
I fart brain fuel.
@@jayme3181 nah you fart my breath cos i would take a deep sniff of that
Thats crazy bro
@@jayme3181 is that so we can use a straw?
@@audyo14 elf penis? What happened to the sea cucumber? 😭
So, now that precisely 10 years have passed since this video, I can be sure I have inhaled at least one air particle from Michael from when he was recording this video. Nice.
GIVE ME MY BITS
Science is so cool
a lot more
that is actually mindblowing
I vote that Vsauce should replace school.
+Gadget622 vsauce should replace everything
Random Burglar yes :)
I do to!!!!!
lol
+Victoria Z - That's because your teachers taught you the basics of language and the basic principles of science for you to grasp what he is talking about.
Vsauce as president:
"Thanks for voting for me, it's an honor, or is it?"
*cues detective music
Well, first we'd have to define an honor.
G.girl that was so funny
G.girl
And as always, thanks for voting.
But who is "me" and why do we vote?
But what IS honor?
It's been 10 years since this video was released and I'm just sitting here enjoy some Vsauce flavored air particles
Same bro
But he has been existing before this video, so you have been breathing his brain for a long time now.
@@advaysatardekar8537 Oh yes, this certainly isn't my first taste of Vsauce brain! but this one was a rare vintage to be sure!
@@PoisonedRedBerry Oh yeah, did you like my brain?
Thanks for your molecules aswell
Weird 10 years later this was recommended to me
"Sucking is not attractive." - Michael Stevens, 2013
Succ
yeah... it's gross
when she succ 😰😰😂
+Bryson Merrell are u serious?😂
+Jemalle Simmons no. but it is unattractive
So that's why Micheal's so smart, he's absorbing our brains.
he is not smart, he just makes videos... talking about science doesn't make you smart
@@ondrazposukie What does make a person smart or more knowledgeable about something in your view?
Will we discuss the difference between knowledge and wisdom, or the consensus that we can't reach 100% truth about anything from the perspective of hard solipsism, our senses or fractals/chaos theory?
Communicating what you have learned sounds like a good first indication of wisdom, since all we have is reasonable approximations to develop our knowledge upon.
@@Ignirium Well we don't know whether he is smart or not, as we don't know him. We can only say he has smart enough to make videos like this.
There is a bias that people that talk about science, preferably rocket science or theoretical physics, most be smarter than porn actors, drivers and manual workers. That's not true, they only know different things. It's just some things are traditionally connected with smartness and some with dumbness. Notice how TH-camrs are usually considered unintelligent but when they start talking science, they are suddenly intelligent, though still the same person. If you define smartness as the amount of information retained, you must not count what was just selectively obtained for the video.
Ondřej Vitík // Talking about science does make you smart. Just incase you don’t know. You learn more if you are teaching than you do by listening. If you happened to learn something from listening to this video then I can guarantee that he learned something by teaching it.
Also to say he isn’t smart is a stupid assumption seeing has he has two bachelors degrees. One in a scientific subject and one in English literature. That makes him very intelligent and his iq is estimated to be 130iq.
You have no idea what you are talking about
@@ondrazposukie Micheal is incredibly smart if you compare him to a lifeform that isn't human, like ant or something. In that perspective he is many many times smarter than what you are comparing him to. What are you comparing him to, He's way smarter than me :)
Maybe he doesn't dress smart lol, but who needs to.
Why do you point out the fact that he makes videos as if that lends weight to or creates an argument against his life's experience? What's making videos got to do with "smartness" or knowledge?
Oh my god ITS BEEN 10 YEARS!!! I’m currently breathing in Michael’s breath!
HELP I can't stop Breathing In Michael!
HELP! I can’t stop blowing Michael!
AAHHH!
YOU’VE GIT ME DOING IT NOW!
10 years later...
"take a deep breath, because our air is crowded with history" - that, my friend, was beautiful
UNDERRATED COMMENT!!! :0
@@sugarbee6151 Well it’s because he posted a week ago
legendary
@@PietriGuitars this is something I never saw my self considering today. Thank you.
"Take a deep breath while im brainwashing you with my deceiving content full of lies" - vsauce.
7 years after this was posted to youtube. Micheal has now breathed in at least a few of my old molecules. Hope you enjoyed them mate!
He is certainly breathing in our expelled arse gas too.
U don’t like the fact vsausees carbon is in me
I have breathen VSAUCE's carbon.
I think he inhaled my fart molecules too
@@Siegward37 nah mate i inhaled them all. You had a steak for dinner then? Or some egg sandwiches?
I never imagined I'd be sitting here a decade later, watching this again. I wonder where my breath has traveled since then.
its been 10 years guys.......
This video was made closer to 2003 than it was today
Veritasium: Misconceptions About the Universe
Vsauce: *S P A C E S T R A W*
Yes
S P A C E S U C C
Much better
S U C C S P A C E
S P U C C S A C E
1:29 He's lying, ladies.
XD
yay innuendos
Cooment of the year!
oh I see what you say there... -nudge- -nudge-
This guy deserves an award
69th like :)
Hey vsauce how are those 10 year old molecules tasting?
I was looking for this comment 😅
10 years has passed, so I think it's safe to assume I inhaled a couple of the molecules from that breath at 8:15 just now while watching this. Tasty!
Stop talking about breathing. I have to do it manually now.
tyler hebert darkness my old friend...
+tyler hebert I get that too... So annoying...
+tyler hebert great now i'm conscious of my breathing and having to pay attention to it as well...god damn it :)
+tyler hebert great now i'm conscious of my breathing and having to pay attention to it as well...god damn it :)
It did stop and now 5 hours later I am reminded again because I saw the comment again lol.... I'm doooooooomed
Her: “so how big is it?🤭😏”
Me:
6:56
Wow.
Genius.
He has da Future IQ...is wayyyyyy past 100 or even 500 IQ
10 sextillion molecules
Nobody better laugh, that’s most of us
I can't remember exactly when I saw this, but I was talking about a similar subject with some friends today and I remembered this video. It's been about 10 years, so I hope some of the molecules from when I was watching this have made it to you, and vice versa.
"it's the same old air we just freshen it up a little" -Glad0s
wait soooo... love is in the air??
I get it lol
Good ooooonnneeee
No, fear is everywhere... because most things are unknown and according to H.P.Lovecraft the fear of the unknown is the strongest emotion of mankind. But that is mostly speculation... or is it because according to... (entire Vsauce video on emotions)
Daft punk superheroes LOVE IS IN THE AIR
Or... is it?
“Sucking is not attractive”...these comments should be good
Sucking sucks, then.
Jesus-loves-you-all
It's true, magnets are more attractive than sucking.
xD.
well it depends on who's doing the sucking🤤
Welp, It's been 10 years since this video was posted. I probably breathed Michael's breath.
2:48 “A space straw would… get rid of our oceans.”
Wait, would it? I remember seeing a video by Derek(it was his video on how trees grow as tall as they do) stating that there’s a limit to how far water can be sucked up a straw. Does this limit not apply here?
So each time I breathe in theres a chance I'm breathing in molecules that were inside my crush? #neverlonely
That's not creepy at all.
Electrickoolaid A lmao
Electrickoolaid A This makes me want to cry.
I am breathing your sadness. It tastes wonderful.
It's not just a chance; statistically, it's extremely likely.
wait, i thought we were talking about space straws...
matthew fanous
Welcome to VSauce. Home of the related segway that, by the end of the video, makes you forget the original topic.
Joel Shewmaker yup, that basically sums up all his videos XD, gg
Joel Shewmaker It tricks you into learning more than your bargained for
matthew fanous that's vsauce for you
"As thin as Apple skin"....."sucking isn't attractive"....."the molecules that were in your mothers brain while you were being born have been in your brain at one point"
Don't you mean emergency induction port?
After ten years and I am finally recommended for this video.
I really miss these videos
"What do you smoke?"
"George Washington's brain."
This deserves more credit 😂😂😂
U mean Albert Einstein
George Washington wasn’t that smart
tomatoes _ ok?
How can I unread this?
5 more years to go before I inhale Micheal's brain dust.
MrBLARG85 got you yo 100th comment
🤣
what a strange comment
Uhhh... Ok?
😂👌🦀
Its been 11 years enjoy my air Vsauce
Watching this 10 years later really hits different
Producer: what do you want to do next Mich-
Michael: *_S P A C E S T R A W_*
He has a name you know
S P A C E S T R A W
*S P A C E S T R A W S U C K S*
He is the producer he only needs one with mind field
ШЬкБ
1:29
"Sucking is not attractive"
Alright stop talking about me, lets keep talking about atmosphere
Lol
let me show you how sucking can be attractive gachiHYPER
@@mityakiselev ah a fellow moxxer I see? 5Head
Sucking 😳
@@stevegaming2006 indeed, kekw
only about 3 months left until vsauce gets my brain molecules, problem is i'm watching it now and not the second it was posted, back then i was 4 years old and i probably didn't know what youtube was
Spanish users with translated title: ☠️
paja espacial 💀
?? Explain
What
@@SqaushToons Space straw can be translated like "Paja espacial" wich also can mean "Space masturb*tion" (Sometimes youtube translates english titles to spanish)
Please elaborate???
Since farts contain CO2, does that mean that that we all breath in all the farts ever farted since our atmosphere was created?
That's kinda shitty
(._.)
**claps** wow nice
Please leave
(._. )
Scot Crawford No actually, co2 decays and is converted into other things, experiences chemical weathering.
I can't believe it, it's so mind blowing that this video got released 10 years ago and now I'm watching it for the first time
Watching this 10 years later hits a bit different
6:08 You know its gonna be a large (or small in this case) number when it starts on the far left
Ikr
Nah you can tell if it ends at the right
@@mental200 very true
Is he saying... I could've breathed in one of Michaels molecules by now? Finally something smart inside of me
@Carlos wtf
That's what she said
no homo
So I hear you want something smart inside of you?
when you shove a smartphone up your a.. then you would technically have something smart inside of you
It's been 10 years. Vsauce is now in my head
You know youre getting old when vsauce videos start to feel nostalgic 🥲
The director said, "Let's make him eat an apple so he looks like even more of a scientist."
You're sure on that scientist part?:(
*ding*
Don't judge him that's the best he could have come up with.
Alex M. Thank you for being original.
Alex M. he's just ate the philosophical earth dfuq.
4 years later:
Oh yeah I can feel some VSAUCE molecules
4 years later: "Wait a minute, THAT'S where I left my keys!"
Only 3 years left for that vsauce air boys
damn, I'm watching this 10 years after this video was posted, so at the moment Michael was filming this video, some air that was in his brain are right now in our lungs
This is 10 years old now. That co2 from Michael's brain really went down smooth
*Eats whole onion and breathes out vigorously*
isa chambers Stop that! I'm breathing that air!
isa chambers Onions are tasty
isa chambers Goddamnit why does it stink of onion in here!
isa chambers YOU FUCKER (ง'̀-'́)ง
isa chambers yee
Come on Michael, that was a lame excuse to eat the apple.
I think its the best excuse it took a whole video to explain why he ate 2 bites of it
When was the last time u ate one tho?
@@Linneom uhhh 10 days ago... Yeah I'm not that healhty
Healthy¿¿¿¿
Can we get 1000 subs with Some videos dude just edit your comment to healthy
Hey Michaael Ximo here, it's now more that 10 years so I hope that my brain molecules have arrive safe to you, great video!
michael has breathed my brain at this point
9:15 lol why does he look so depressed when he mentions “the first time you fell in love” like he was having flashbacks or something.
@bradley hall what
Woah
bradley hall underrated comment
bradley hall Did you just spam autocomplete on your phone?
i thought that was just his face lmao
when he started talking about breathing he really switched our breathing to manual mode
Yeah, and i hate it
nope, you did
I am immune to the manual breathing curse
i didn’t start manually breathing until i saw your comment. Thanks bro.
fuck you, ok you did not him.
a big genuine fuck you. now i have to think about breathing
It’s been 10 Years, Vsauce. I wonder if your breathing in my carbon monoxide from when you made this video!!
This is knowledge in the best format possible, Micheal format, hopefully he could make videos more frecuently
"humans are itsy bitsy dots, walking through a skinny sky"
-Vsauce
"Skinny sky" sounds like a good name for a musical album and extended "Walking through a skinny sky" sounds like a good name for a song
What genre would it fit best?
@@macanaeh maybe soul...?
That's what she said.
@@macanaeh definitely psychedelic
@@macanaeh huuuuumans are itsy bitsy itsy bitsy spiders crawling in a skinny sky uweskitit bithushe jrinndb rheujswne jejeien
Vsauce in a nutshell:
Beginning of video: what if you put a straw into earth??
End: I will breath in your brain!
Vsauce kurzgesagt?
breath? you mean breathe?
That end part was so out of context I laughed
Breathe
You can infinitely rewatch Vsauce videos and always learn something new
It's been 10 years now, Michal must have gotten my molecules. That's my love for you sir
this guy should be president
Donald Trump is smarter.
Filthy Petes Pranks well you havent seen bernie sanders
Yea... he is so smart.... LOL
Please explain Bernies' smart policies.
Filthy Petes Pranks Erorr item not found
I just watched the intro with my volume off, but I swear I heard him say “Hey Vsauce, Micheal here”
You’re actually almost to 420
or did you?
It's just that iconic
The McGurk effect. What a nice throwback.
Your brain probably filled it in for you lol
It’s been ten years and I’m probably breathing molecules that were in your brain when you recorded this
Why are we rewatching this
I love that "sucking is not attractive" part. Makes me giggle
“Sucking is not attractive”
- Michael Stevens
I was gonna comment, but looks like you did it for me lol!
I mean. If I'm the one getting sucked I'd say it's pretty damn attractive
Suck on that Sucker!
1:29
For every breath you take, it is mathematically probable that one molecule was in Julius Ceasar's dying breath. Or anyone's dying breath for that matter (assuming they haven't died too recently). Newton, Einstein, Bohr, Jesus, Plato, Aristotle, Pythagoras, William the Conqueror, Henry VIII, JFK, John Lennon, and the first human that ever existed are all in your breath. In fact, pretty much every person who has ever lived, is in each and every breath you take.
That's pretty fucking cool if you ask me.
No, at least everyone who died in the last 10 years. Soo maybe steve jobs?
I read the first part and expected ", every step you take" to be next 😂
+Catux Jr I'll be watching you
lol
***** I have a question: Why do you have to ruin a good comment chain?
10 years is up. How did our brains smell?
10 years later, and I'm still breathing these forever molecules
9:39 so what you're saying is you will literally blow our minds within 10 years?
more like suck our brains
well yes-
69 like
Hahaha good one
Yes
"Sucking is not attractive"
- Vsauce 2013
Lol
Succ
Tony Bamanaboni True
succing is not attractive
Levi James succ
Me watching this 10 years after it was made
watching this 10 years in the future hit different when he said that last part
This video made me cry. I'm 48 years old and my mom died when I was 4. She was 21 at the time and I literally have nothing physical of hers except the DNA she gave me. But hearing the part about breathing molecules of air that was in my mom's brain when she gave birth to me made me realize that she will always be with me, no matter where life takes me. Thank you, Michael.
My condolences..
Awwwwww.
That’s incredibly uplifting, and I think it’s a great message to take away from this video. I’m sure during those 4 years that she knew you, you meant the world to her, and she’d be overjoyed to know you still keep her in your heart and thoughts
Huh
I’m sorry for you loss.
All of existence is just atom-soup.
Mmm, Soup
chicken noodle cream
Ian Battles *_What have you done_*
DeuceGenius Yeah. Space is nachos.
All of existence is atom-soup and space is nachos.
The things Vsauce makes you realize.
watching this exactly 10 years after u made it
It's been ten years, and I am glad that you have breathed me in, and I hope I have breathed you in as well
Me: Imma watch this video about something called a space straw....hmmm.....
Michael, around the end of the vid: One breath likely contains at least a few molecules that was in your mother's head when she was giving birth to you...
your pfp is gay
@@lego7627 you don't know anything... i could shit two apples and a cactus and it still would be more important or interesting than your comment...
@@chrisakaschulbus4903 says the nigga with no pfp at all
@@lego7627 how do you know that i didn't added the letter "C" and the purple background myself?
@@chrisakaschulbus4903 i have super powers
At the end
But what if I hold my breath while he says thanks for watching?
Lee White nothing Just carbon dioxide and 💧
I have never breathed that intense before. Your content is amazing.
This video still holds up today
over the next ten years you will have all probably inhaled molecules I just used in this fart.
you're welcome.
thanks.
Timothy W. well, good sir, over the next 10 years you will have probably inhaled all the molecules I used in this fart. I guess we're just trading
The flatulent folks are makin' jokes... such blokes...
I ate almost an entire crock pot of pinto beans today. We're just trading at this point..and I'm being veryyy generous...
*takes deep breath* ah yes, gotta love those fart molecules
7 years later and vsauce is still making me think about life.
@Rub-are you still?Or you rona'd lol
kinda wild coming back to this almost 10 years later
It's been 10 years which means..... Michael is now breathing in my brain molecules, hell yeah
9:00 every step you make, i‘ll be watching you
nsa employee anthem?
i thought the exact same lmfao
“Exhales”
These molecules are for my future wife
sad
happy
“Like that’s ever gonna happen”
@@thefederalrepublicoferusea3900 that’s mean bruhh
@@ebrahimlasheen8310 its urusea what to you expect, they go to war whatever chance they can get
I was 5 years old when this came out. Listening to it is insane
after 9 years this vidio still fun to watch
i bet his legs are ripped from jumping up all the time
What
from behind the table
+TheLivingCrystal(lokirocks25) he always jump cuts and when he does that you see him bounce that's what I think he means
DatInnocentGamer lol I figured it out
Does he have legs?
Since, he is not uploading new I'm re-watching all his video again and again and again
Anybody else
i love how the way he talk about anything and rewatching his vid is fun to me
Rohan Khatri He is. It’s on D!NG. Search his channel up.
I think everyone’s doing that.
Brainwashed....
Rohan Khatri I do that to
Thanks for blowing my mind again v sauce.
Best channel ever
well its been 10 years
I am breathing your screams,
I can taste your worst nightmares.
i am breathing the air a lafy having an orgasm, that is nice
*unzips pants*
What are you? Gordon Ramsey
Ok then........
Sherrig Ofdenmark aa
Sherrig Ofdenmark my math teacher!??
"VSAUCE, Michael here, have you checked on your kids?"
*smiles at camera for 12 minutes straight*
lol
"take a deep breath"
Me, who just inhaled a lungful of fart that i thought dissipated minutes ago:
We will be breathing Vsauce air this year, I can't believe it's already 10 years...
"Every breath you take..."
-The Police
That comment didn’t age well
@@omqthijs3641 I just quoted a timeless song.
Necronomicon I know , and I was just making a dark joke
lmao
Omathijs
Ohhhh.....