Never Tell Me the Odds #2

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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  3 ปีที่แล้ว +14565

    SCIENCE IS EAAASSSYYYYY

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  3 ปีที่แล้ว +9123

    Reminder that this is pre-recorded. I'm still recovering and stuck in LA for a while

  • @aagp2
    @aagp2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4586

    Jack: "I Don't think gold conducts electricity"
    Gold: *literally one of the most conductive materials known to humanity*

    • @bluefirstaid6699
      @bluefirstaid6699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Gold used to be in computers right?

    • @bobbysmurf9915
      @bobbysmurf9915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@bluefirstaid6699 yes some people look for old computer parts and take the gold from it, kinda cool.

    • @silience4095
      @silience4095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@bluefirstaid6699 Used to? Look at a CPU, the pins are gold plated lol.

    • @chickymyoniichan8778
      @chickymyoniichan8778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lmfaooo, I was thinking the same thing when he said that

    • @charlieanyon5523
      @charlieanyon5523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      fr still used now lol

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3768

    Fun fact, that spider is a Huntsman. Completely harmless to humans, but they still kill thousands a year.
    How? By scaring the fuck out of us and causing an overreaction (car crash, falling in your house, etc)

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Even big spiders don't really bother me unless they surprise me by crawling directly on me when I wasn't expecting it. But if I see a black widow I have a tiny heart attack, I was picking up a shoe to check if it dried yet in the sun and a huge black widow fell off and brushed right against my hand and my soul tried to leave my body lol I'll take the big scary ones that dont' harm me to even the tiniest black widow or brown recluse which are dangerous But even then if I do come across a black widow and I'm not surprised, I handle it pretty calmly. Except one time my dad was helping me get one and tried to literally reach for it with his hand and I was like "seriously dad wtf are you trying to get bit?" Idk what he was thinking, he's been bit before and it messsed him up for weeks, seeing him reach for that widow scared the heck out of me. But I'll hold a tarantula the size of my face no problem because I know how cool and chill they are.

    • @rosea1505
      @rosea1505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I’d believe it. My aunt had a bee fly into her car and crashed it into the highway divider. She was fine but she absolutely totaled her car.

    • @will-cc3dx
      @will-cc3dx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Coollll

    • @fxki9341
      @fxki9341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      then they are not really killing thousands a year, they are the CAUSE of thousands of deaths a year.
      don't blame huntsman spiders just because you forgot that brakes existed or forgot there was a banana behind you and slipped, I think I represent most huntsman spiders when I say, HOW DARE YOU,

    • @fxki9341
      @fxki9341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i didn't mean the banana part btw

  • @maxwellsmith9988
    @maxwellsmith9988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    "I don't think gold conducts electricity"
    -jacksepticeye: wire denier

    • @kaffee3378
      @kaffee3378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Isn't gold one of the most conducive?

    • @thebotdestroyer852
      @thebotdestroyer852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kaffee3378 Gold and Copper are yes.

    • @datguymiller
      @datguymiller 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@thebotdestroyer852 Gold then silver then copper iirc

    • @tomcar99
      @tomcar99 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yup. Most mobile phones have gold wiring in them

  • @Adders-bm5cs
    @Adders-bm5cs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1275

    Jack: *literally describes how aftershocks work with earthquakes*
    Also Jack: "I don't know how earthquakes work."

    • @BotHunterCZE
      @BotHunterCZE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just a safety disclaimer if he was wrong xD

    • @mus4u
      @mus4u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also jack: Golds not that conductive

    • @FlynnTheRedhead
      @FlynnTheRedhead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or electricity lol

    • @brrrrrr
      @brrrrrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mattaldana2021 you just gave them attention...

    • @GhosteYoutube
      @GhosteYoutube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brrrrrr he took one for the team

  • @topweeb6189
    @topweeb6189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2726

    "I don't think gold conducts electricity "
    Literally everything in jacks house that uses a circuit board: Am I a joke to you?

    • @JerryCasual006
      @JerryCasual006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That was what went threw my head....

    • @verixian
      @verixian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ah yes, "everything thing"

    • @bopity8584
      @bopity8584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I read this in real time of him saying it

    • @ashhsa2917
      @ashhsa2917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@verixian yes everything that uses a circuit board

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ashhsa2917 I think they were referring to the space between "every" and "thing."

  • @XerxesTexasToast
    @XerxesTexasToast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1886

    Jack: "I don't think gold conducts electricity"
    Gold, prized in electronics for its conductivity: "am I a joke to you?"

    • @HatFobbit
      @HatFobbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Was looking for this 😂

    • @robertcrookes
      @robertcrookes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@HatFobbit Sane, I thought someobe had to pick up on that,

    • @JurgenWindcaller
      @JurgenWindcaller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HatFobbit haha same xD

    • @spagheescorner8695
      @spagheescorner8695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Went straight to the comments after he said it

    • @benjaminstiles
      @benjaminstiles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gold: Look man, I am the single most sought after conductive metal! Give me some respect! Please!

  • @lynchreacher117
    @lynchreacher117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    “Does that set off the firework?”
    No…I don’t see why a instant bolt of lightening burning at 50K Fahrenheit would set off an explosive.

    • @Ashen5800
      @Ashen5800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @Doge-lb8dq
      @Doge-lb8dq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      People get struck by lightning without exploding

    • @Number1MondstadtDrider
      @Number1MondstadtDrider 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Doge-lb8dq people aren't filled with gunpowderrrr or whatever tf fireworks are made out of

    • @theoledicktwist6247
      @theoledicktwist6247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I know I'm super late to the party, but this could go one way or the other, we're missing a frame of key information, its possible that the firework exploded and made a lower resistance channel for the lightning or the lightning hit the firework and made it explode, it would be imperceivable to the human eye and was missed by the camera either way

    • @lynchreacher117
      @lynchreacher117 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theoledicktwist6247 Maybe. More valid than the argument of, “people don’t explode when struck by lightening.”

  • @flameofmage1099
    @flameofmage1099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +987

    Jack: I should be scientist
    Also Jack: "I don't think gold is conductive" "I don't know how earthquakes work"

    • @pezzygamez402
      @pezzygamez402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bro, tectonic plates, lol, how he never learn that

    • @Echokeres
      @Echokeres 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pezzygamez402 he means the aftermath. the aftershock. idk in detail what it does to the ground afterward besides what i see in movies.
      not the fact that two pieces of dirt slabs move

    • @thenutstealer
      @thenutstealer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha fishquake

    • @MurpheyKayso
      @MurpheyKayso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You: *calling him Jack*
      Me: only a true subscriber knows his name is Sean

    • @flameofmage1099
      @flameofmage1099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MurpheyKayso I know, I've just always called him Jack.

  • @wolfrig2000
    @wolfrig2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2662

    Jack: **I don't think gold conducts electricity**
    Also Jack: **I'm the science guy!**

    • @mishan4696
      @mishan4696 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *JACKSEPTICEYE IS DISGUSTING!!*
      *MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*

    • @dreeg1896
      @dreeg1896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Holy crap these bots, huh? I’ve reported them for you.
      Jesus Christ. I can’t even believe that people would create boat to spam that.

    • @niko1even
      @niko1even 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@dreeg1896 extremely likely yes. Report every single one.

    • @errexe0
      @errexe0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      oh my fking god these bots

    • @niko1even
      @niko1even 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Gold plated connectors and contacts: am I a joke to you?

  • @Swirllies
    @Swirllies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11796

    Forgot Jack said he had some videoes pre-recorded and told myself “wow Jack recovered pretty quickly”
    EDIT: I know Jack has recovered and I'm so glad! However, I originally commented this before he announced he was covid-free

    • @kala7065
      @kala7065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trou

    • @kala7065
      @kala7065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True

    • @anokumuffin8305
      @anokumuffin8305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      My man really trying to get angry viewers

    • @garrettbays6942
      @garrettbays6942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Get rid of those assholes beneath boluga 3! You people have no shame! Get the fuck out!!!!! (Comments from good people, obviously not referring to you, depending on the timing of my comment). By the way, stop telling me they're bots. People put the bots up, and they need to get the fuck out!

    • @redlabsgaming5086
      @redlabsgaming5086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      What the fuck is wrong with these replies

  • @stinathornbratt3594
    @stinathornbratt3594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Jack: i should be a science guy
    Also jack: i don't think gold is conductive

    • @WhatIsLife-_-
      @WhatIsLife-_- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i read this just as it was sed in the video

    • @Luna_the-Idiot
      @Luna_the-Idiot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      COPIED COMMENT

    • @savageratentertainment
      @savageratentertainment 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      also also jack: "Did that lightening actually set off that firework?!"
      ...lightening being hotter then the sun....lol

    • @stinathornbratt3594
      @stinathornbratt3594 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Luna_the-Idiot kinda the exact opposite. It's common knowledge and if I read the comment section a little more I would have realized others wrote the same thing and not even bothered. (I counted like 11 almost identical comments after like 2 minutes)

  • @microproxify
    @microproxify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    Huntsman Spiders are actually pretty chill, if they could just not look so damn terrifying.

    • @willthewisp2446
      @willthewisp2446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      yep they're harmless, funnelwebs though...

    • @conormulligan7966
      @conormulligan7966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@originalstarwalker21 thats a bot my guy

    • @emiswiftie13
      @emiswiftie13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Huntsman spiders are to damn big for our own sanity. Like why? Is Australia trying to give us nightmares. At least they're harmless unless scaring the shit out of me counts as harm.

    • @captainrick4513
      @captainrick4513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's also how fast they are. I literally have a heart attack whenever I see something that looks thin and black rush along a wall or ceiling, even if it's just black string.

    • @devilishishere6549
      @devilishishere6549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would it have the same terrifying aspect if it was covered in hair

  • @arcticsnowman6371
    @arcticsnowman6371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1662

    Jack: “I should become a science guy”
    Jack literally 2 minutes before: “I don’t think gold conducts electricity”

    • @theonlycanadian5989
      @theonlycanadian5989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Lmao when he realizes that pretty much every piece of tech that he uses has gold conduits within it

    • @ParadoxFree
      @ParadoxFree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Came to the comments immediately after "I should be a science guy."

    • @ParadoxFree
      @ParadoxFree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Came to the comments immediately after "I should be a science guy."

    • @zeldukes2713
      @zeldukes2713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah same I was like... "It conducts electricity VERY well."

    • @NyslexicDinja
      @NyslexicDinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Was gonna say the same thing about lightning not having to hit the ground. Lol

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1741

    8:41
    "I'm gonna come to your house and probably do nothing"
    It'd be an honor to have Sean as a guest in your house

    • @sunbreakerqueenofbronze621
      @sunbreakerqueenofbronze621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Indeed it would be. Jack, if you’re seeing this, stop by anytime.

    • @kekeels7656
      @kekeels7656 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi

    • @deez5877
      @deez5877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh hi, so anyways how's yt 24/7?

    • @Clap1648
      @Clap1648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Having Sean as a house guest? Yes Please!

    • @Nova-Prime12
      @Nova-Prime12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True. I would be very happy to meet jack. Don’t know what I would talk about but I would love for jack to come to my house.

  • @Zephuranth
    @Zephuranth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    (11:10) Once in 6th grade I was out in school doing a thing my school called "outdoor ed" which was basically where the grade went camping for 3 days straight and in the middle of the night me and my friends were goofing off, it had to have been at least 11 o'clock, and we saw a meteor that looked just like that one. One of the coolest experiences I've witnessed.

    • @Par7ia1
      @Par7ia1 ปีที่แล้ว

      That meteor thing was really cool, but I would have been mad if in grade school they just said "hey were just gonna keep you for 3 days" lol

  • @1213141516107
    @1213141516107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Jack: "I don't think gold conducts electricity"
    Meanwhile gold, one of the best conductors in nature: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @bluejay2564
      @bluejay2564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Instagram User who are you?

    • @oat_cake8673
      @oat_cake8673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wonder if it's just one guy who made all the bot accounts.

    • @SulphurMind
      @SulphurMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Instagram User No one will remember you, you are a stain that can be washed out so very easily, not even family will remember you for your toxic legacy.
      Whomever made this bot, I bet you are rotting away somewhere, wishing for reactions from people on the internet. The internet may be forever...but your existence is already erased.

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Meanwhile Jack: "Science is easy!"

    • @mavvi3303
      @mavvi3303 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is a SCIENTIST!!!

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    2:11
    Jack : "I don't think Gold conducts electricity"
    The Gold Plating in Computer Microchips :
    _"Am I a joke to you ?"_

    • @ghostrider4109
      @ghostrider4109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idk why but I thought of king ghidorah when he said that

    • @robertcortez4956
      @robertcortez4956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ghostrider4109 Gold is in computer microchips? That explains why they’re so expensive…

    • @marcusthegamer348
      @marcusthegamer348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robertcortez4956 Of course, it's the 3rd best electric conductor

  • @handuo6301
    @handuo6301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I got to “see” a meteor once! Unfortunately, I wasn’t looking to the sky at the time. I was driving through my neighborhood in the evening, when everything became as bright as day for like three seconds before becoming dusk again. I thought a transformer had blown, but there was no noise. Later I saw on the news that there had been a meteor overhead, and the event made a lot more sense lol

  • @natelovestotank2363
    @natelovestotank2363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Jack: “gold isn’t conductive”
    Jacks computer: “I guess I’ll just die then”

  • @yohumanfrisk
    @yohumanfrisk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    "I don't think Gold conducts electricity."
    Funny you should say that, because Gold conducts electricity *extremely* well. So your theorem about the Gold actually being where the lightning struck might be fairly correct.

    • @FriskTheFallen
      @FriskTheFallen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes

    • @DavidJones-ct7fw
      @DavidJones-ct7fw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If I might add next to palladium it's the best conductor for audio and video signals. You'd think someone in an A/V medium would know this Jaaaack.

    • @yohumanfrisk
      @yohumanfrisk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DavidJones-ct7fw XD *You right*

    • @elektron2475
      @elektron2475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Big word brain hurt

    • @MrFlarespeed
      @MrFlarespeed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DavidJones-ct7fw copper is just as good and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is trying to sell overpriced garbage. That said gold contacts on connectors are noticably better for some applications, though idk if any research on specifically audio has been done.

  • @ianhall7513
    @ianhall7513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Sean: "I should be a science guy"
    Also Sean: "I don’t think gold conducts electricity"
    It’s ok, Sean. None of us expect you to be an expert in everything. Like I couldn’t tell you much about how cars work other than gas fumes go boom boom.
    Hope. You feel better soon!

    • @yoav4506
      @yoav4506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Instagram User shut up bot

    • @domatheghost_
      @domatheghost_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Instagram User shut up bot

    • @domatheghost_
      @domatheghost_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SulphurMind ✨yes✨

    • @emmettseymour4900
      @emmettseymour4900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man, I was about to go down and comment that and then I saw this one. WHAT A FOOL, but he's pretty cool

  • @riverpubby
    @riverpubby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Jack: i dont think gold conducts electricity
    Gold: is actually one of the best conductors

  • @Jade-wh1pg
    @Jade-wh1pg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "wow I should be a science guy" words uttered shortly after "I don’t think gold conducts electricity"
    fun fact: gold is a HIGHLY efficient conductor! It is often used in small electronics (microchips, processors...) like the ones found in your cellphone.

    • @eatingmarbles1198
      @eatingmarbles1198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Instagram User It pains me to see such blatant moronic behavior like this.

    • @Integrous_Melodies
      @Integrous_Melodies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mattaldana2021 that moment when a bot wants to stop other bots.

    • @Integrous_Melodies
      @Integrous_Melodies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mattaldana2021 *sounds like something a bot would say*

    • @Im0rtui
      @Im0rtui 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mamaaaaaa
      Just robbed a store
      Got all the gold found insideee
      Shot by cop as i Stepped outside
      Mamaaaaaaa
      I just wanted gold
      But then i died and threw it alll awayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      Mamaaaaaaaaa ooh ooh ohhhhhh

  • @YourJudgeLaw
    @YourJudgeLaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    *Jack:* *"Imagine if I ended the video right no.."*
    *Me:* *Literally watches two 6 second ads, waiting to see if he actually ended the video.* Nice strategy.

    • @nordicfaerie6720
      @nordicfaerie6720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LITERALLY- SAMEEE-

    • @catzilla204
      @catzilla204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here lol
      Except mine were 15 sec ads

    • @callmeshady6234
      @callmeshady6234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Laughs in TH-cam Premium

    • @that_one_dude5463
      @that_one_dude5463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me with youtube premium and sees him just end the video

    • @Spiffyspoofy
      @Spiffyspoofy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lucky, i got 2 unskipable 10 sec ads

  • @kaseymathew1893
    @kaseymathew1893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Fun fact about meteorites: there's a place in Antarctica where they're easy to identify. "This ice we're standing on is 3 miles thick, so . . . where exactly did this rock come from?"

    • @nocturne1879
      @nocturne1879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mattaldana2021 If you aren't a bot, I love you. If you are a bot, I love the person who made you. Nice guy.

  • @SwagCat852
    @SwagCat852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "I dont think gold is conductive" meanwhile gold being one of the best conductors to exist

  • @VueiyVisarelli
    @VueiyVisarelli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I love that look on George Lucas's face where he's just like, "Whoops, gonna quickly exit stage left..."

    • @net_lag
      @net_lag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *da geso

  • @bloobiest
    @bloobiest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    That “YEAH BABYY” made me realize how much we need a Moist Critikal and Jacksepticeye collab..

    • @rParcival
      @rParcival 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I've been searching my azz off for a comment saying something about Moist but nobody said shit. No culture xD

    • @Maxiestagate50
      @Maxiestagate50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nah, we've found a new irish moist critikal, added to the multi-verse.

    • @bud_man4207
      @bud_man4207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Maxiestagate50 lmao im surprised no one else has said that lol

    • @stefancarking1337
      @stefancarking1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But for me he sounded like a Patrick Star. KEKW

    • @virtuousheathen981
      @virtuousheathen981 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whomst

  • @pennyhebert4303
    @pennyhebert4303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2090

    Jack: “I should be a scientist with all these big words I’m using!!🤓”
    Also Jack: “ I don’t think gold conducts electricity… 🧐”
    Love ya Jack 😂💀

    • @Calthur_Riverwing
      @Calthur_Riverwing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Also jack: I don’t know how earthquakes work.

    • @tredder4287
      @tredder4287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yea gold is a Massive conductor of electricity

    • @aaflame
      @aaflame 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tredder4287 IT’S IN EVER GOD DAMN CABLE

    • @EchoPrograms
      @EchoPrograms 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aaflame and icu

    • @fwuzui_..
      @fwuzui_.. ปีที่แล้ว

      Gold is very conductive, It once shocked the hell outta me and now Im an angel

  • @frankodoesstuff
    @frankodoesstuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Am I the only one hoping for a full season of Bill Nye the Septic Eye!? 😂

    • @RetroStingray
      @RetroStingray ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your not alone

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL Science rules.

    • @gabe-u4r
      @gabe-u4r 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RetroStingray🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @kiwifox90
    @kiwifox90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Jack: *does questionable math*
    Also jack: "science!"

  • @SolaireFlair
    @SolaireFlair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "I don't think gold conducts electricity."
    Gold: *Is used in almost every piece of electronics because it's massively conductive*

    • @Aussie_Damo
      @Aussie_Damo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No its not as conductive as much as many other metals. But it is anti corrosive and is why it is used on terminals and consumer electronics.

    • @matthewbell9288
      @matthewbell9288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Aussie_Damo its more conductive than materials like copper, e.g. why gold is used on the ends of expensive HMDI cables, its really expensive so isnt mass produced to such a large extent

    • @angewomon143
      @angewomon143 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You would think the Irish man woulda known that

    • @Aussie_Damo
      @Aussie_Damo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matthewbell9288 copper 100% is more conductive then gold 70% but copper oxidises in the air and will ruin a terminal or an electronic connection. Compared to aluminium having gold on a terminal doesn't do anything for conductivity but make it look more premium to jack up the price to unsuspecting customers.

    • @MichaelWade186
      @MichaelWade186 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aussie_Damo Silver is actually the best conductor, then copper, then gold, then Aluminium. Copper and Aluminium are the most commonly used.

  • @rorymonks853
    @rorymonks853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Jack - “intrinsically linked to relativity”
    Also jack - “I don’t think gold conducts electricity”
    Gold - 😒

    • @joshentertainment2
      @joshentertainment2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think gold does conduct electricity

    • @rorymonks853
      @rorymonks853 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshentertainment2 yes, it does, and very well too

    • @pain_time
      @pain_time 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's the best conducted we know exists

    • @gidelix
      @gidelix 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Woolier Blueberry silver oxidises though

    • @Echokeres
      @Echokeres 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Woolier Blueberry the reason some people can argue that gold is better is because it's very chemically stable and resists the corrosion that degrades other types of electrical connectors like silver and copper

  • @andrewman7258
    @andrewman7258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    jacksepticeye the guy (jack, jack, jack, jack) jacksepticeye can fly (jacksepticeye the guy)

  • @vilmar70221
    @vilmar70221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Jack: ”I should be a science-guy”,
    Also Jack: ”Gold isn’t conductive”.

    • @meksikaldallas
      @meksikaldallas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I laughed that hard 😂

    • @jake6542_
      @jake6542_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stolen comment

    • @neotheanimator6774
      @neotheanimator6774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jake6542_ I bet your fun at parties...
      (Sarcasm btw for people who don't know)

    • @jake6542_
      @jake6542_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@neotheanimator6774 how is me pointing out that someone directly stole a comment and farmed 300 likes a bad thing

    • @glennquagmire6133
      @glennquagmire6133 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jake6542_ where

  • @refugeguy777
    @refugeguy777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Unironically, that is exactly what Bill Nye did on his show when he got outside of basic anatomy, chemistry, and physics.
    As an actor, he just faked that he was an authority on the episode's topic, combined with what amounted to a well-curated Google search on the topic.
    My teaching mentor told me this: "Teaching is pretending you've known all your life what you just learned that morning."

    • @Creamboxes
      @Creamboxes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Instagram User what

    • @inugi
      @inugi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Creamboxes report him he spam other comment with the same message.

    • @inugi
      @inugi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mattaldana2021 I report it as harrasment is that correct?

    • @Integrous_Melodies
      @Integrous_Melodies 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Instagram User that moment when bots adapt to things faster than the internet.

    • @upgradesy4979
      @upgradesy4979 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@inugi why don't we instead observe this rare specimen

  • @kurriousity
    @kurriousity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    Sean has clearly never seen Australian spiders. We have huntsman spiders the size of dinner plates that casually live in the corner of the ceiling. They might be the size of a small child but they chill.

    • @f3t586
      @f3t586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      nah the spiders the size of dinner plates are completely harmless coz they hunt birds….
      fucking birds

    • @marswithdiamonds7611
      @marswithdiamonds7611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah they don’t do much

    • @CazzyVR
      @CazzyVR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Doesnt matter the Glock is still coming out

    • @MrRose41
      @MrRose41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@CazzyVR Just a Glock? I’m pulling out the flamethrower.

    • @CazzyVR
      @CazzyVR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@MrRose41 let's Compromise... lets go with a M1A1 Abrams

  • @_42o_69
    @_42o_69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    My therapist: “Jack without the Irish accent isn’t real, he can’t hurt you”
    Jack without the Irish accent: 5:58

  • @VicioONEMORETIME
    @VicioONEMORETIME 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    "I should be ascience guy", but also "I dint think gold conducts electricity"

    • @stephaniehastings7638
      @stephaniehastings7638 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Umm what grammar 😂

    • @Julian-hh3yp
      @Julian-hh3yp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no te esperaba aqui!

    • @imkali181
      @imkali181 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stephaniehastings7638 he is from spain 😐

    • @stephaniehastings7638
      @stephaniehastings7638 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@imkali181 how was I supposed to know that lmao

    • @inmuyataz
      @inmuyataz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EesaAli10382it's a bot

  • @hopekm
    @hopekm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I'm gonna vent a bit here in hopes that itll just get covered up but having these videos is helping a lot right now, my uncle passed suddenly to covid last night and it's been hard because when my dad died he was the one who stood up and helped us, watching this helped me feel a little but of normalcy and routine

    • @maicey_t.
      @maicey_t. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So sorry to hear of your loss, that sucks. Your uncle sounds like a great dude. Wish I could give you a hug or something, but I'm happy you're finding some normalcy where you can. Good luck with everything. I hope the pain eases soon. ♡♡♡
      Love, some rando on the internet

    • @hopekm
      @hopekm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@maicey_t. I appreciate it, he was an amazing person

    • @awesome4268
      @awesome4268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Awe I’m so sorry for your loss..

    • @poppylem
      @poppylem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Internet got your back, I hope you'll be better soon, sounded like he was a great guy

    • @racheldupuis9558
      @racheldupuis9558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorry for your loss, it'll get easier with time ❤

  • @Martin_McFryy
    @Martin_McFryy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Jack: "I should be a science guy" .... Jack 3 minutes before: "I don't know if gold conducts electricity"

    • @Martin_McFryy
      @Martin_McFryy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mattaldana2021 already did that😉

  • @Philness
    @Philness หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2:21 gold is the best at conducting electricity. It’s just too expensive so you rarely see it in electronics

  • @bombdotcom2168
    @bombdotcom2168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Seriously Jack sounded like a kid describing their favorite toy when he watched the lightning strike the firework
    He's amazing

  • @prod.6h0st42
    @prod.6h0st42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    0:23 can we just appreciate the perfect timing of the beat drop and the explosion for a minute.

    • @gl1tch595
      @gl1tch595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What are the odds of that? 😂

  • @hodgepodgethecardboardwossum
    @hodgepodgethecardboardwossum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Shawn the science guy: "Gold doesn't conduct electricity..."
    Producer: "Ok everyone shut it down, he lied on his resume!"

    • @neooalterte8106
      @neooalterte8106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      NOOOOOO
      NOOOOOOO
      Don't tell me this guy spelled "Sean" as "Shawn"
      What are the odds of that

    • @hodgepodgethecardboardwossum
      @hodgepodgethecardboardwossum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@neooalterte8106 in fairness, they're the same name, one just forgot how to phonetically sound.

    • @ClownQueen888
      @ClownQueen888 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omfg, this is great

    • @hodgepodgethecardboardwossum
      @hodgepodgethecardboardwossum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ClownQueen888 man literally said gold doesn't conduct electricity early in the video. Like if gold doesn't conduct electricity, then how does a PC work, magic?

    • @ClownQueen888
      @ClownQueen888 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hodgepodgethecardboardwossum According to Jack, yes 😂

  • @nkexe698
    @nkexe698 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:11 gold is actually one of the best conductors

  • @captaingun.6843
    @captaingun.6843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    George Lucas going in the documentary is like a confused npc looking at you while you keep hitting another dead npc over and over again.

  • @ElectroBOOM
    @ElectroBOOM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    2:15 DID YOU JUST SAY YOU DON'T THINK GOLD CONDUCTS ELECTRICITY?! eh... fine, just apologize to the society of Electronic Karens and I won't make a video about it!

    • @mybagisfull
      @mybagisfull 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is the same man who wants to be the science guy, very reliable.

    • @birchbarks550
      @birchbarks550 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly, watching you i know you'd make a video where it's just you testing different ways gold can shock you

    • @VanlaRiee
      @VanlaRiee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh shit hello

    • @tinnierspark3265
      @tinnierspark3265 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@birchbarks550 memento mori

    • @nit-3patidar848
      @nit-3patidar848 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohhh shi-
      Electroo 😲

  • @nixypixie666
    @nixypixie666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Just in the beginning and I'm already smiling. I was really doing shitty but you always know how to make me happy Sean!

    • @snapchatuserhighqualityvid2621
      @snapchatuserhighqualityvid2621 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      JACKSEPTICEYE IS DISGUSTING!!
      MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!

    • @mishan4696
      @mishan4696 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *JACKSEPTICEYE IS DISGUSTING!!*
      *MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*

    • @mishan4696
      @mishan4696 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @boluga 3 *JACKSEPTICEYE IS DISGUSTING!!*
      *MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*

    • @sealifegaming
      @sealifegaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Cosmic you will be there with him.

    • @chrisking4236
      @chrisking4236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sealifegaming No. Cosmic will be there alone.

  • @Riley.m565
    @Riley.m565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how short and well produced these videos are. Thefe entertaining and no more that 10-12 minutes long. There awesome

  • @thatcrystalpie
    @thatcrystalpie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1753

    “I don’t think gold conducts electricity”
    Gold: *massively conductive*
    edit: omg thanks for all the bot comments, y’all suck

    • @itsmita13
      @itsmita13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Bots moment.

    • @snapchatuserhighqualityvid2621
      @snapchatuserhighqualityvid2621 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      JACKSEPTICEYE IS DISGUSTING!!
      MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!

    • @thethreememertears8783
      @thethreememertears8783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Actually most conductive metal out there it’s just too expensive

    • @simplistic44
      @simplistic44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I was about to say the same thing😂

    • @mobo8933
      @mobo8933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Tf is wrong with these bots man

  • @Xanade
    @Xanade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Sean: "I will come to your house and... probably nothing. Grab a drink."
    Me: "Sure thing!"

    • @Aussie_Damo
      @Aussie_Damo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "everyone liked that"

  • @Duckybaby2021
    @Duckybaby2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    I hate that the bots on this video are trashing jack when he’s literally the sweetest person. There are very few people who use their fame for good things and he is one

    • @tjadenrossmann3171
      @tjadenrossmann3171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Cosmic dude, you have no reason to say something like that, that is rude af

    • @figs-oliomedley
      @figs-oliomedley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      youtube needs to make a bot deleter or something I swear to christ I'm so tired of opening replies and then immediately closing them again

    • @daeganish7304
      @daeganish7304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I just report every bot comment I see, it's brutal that someone's taken the time to make bots that comment awful stuff like that on all his videos
      They've gotten even meaner since he tested positive too, like get a life you dickholes

    • @Rowan2112_
      @Rowan2112_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      its even worse on the video he made about him catching Covid. Most of them are "HAHAHAHA JACK IS GONNA BE WITH HIS DAD SOON LOLOLOL" Made me so mad q-q

    • @KittyKat94
      @KittyKat94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tjadenrossmann3171 It's a bot. Just report it and get others to do so too.

  • @somethingsomething9992
    @somethingsomething9992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Firework: I literally am made to explode
    Jack:Does that pop the firework?!

    • @savageratentertainment
      @savageratentertainment 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it's all like "Yes jack, the lightening....that is hotter then the sun....indeed popped the explosive" lol

  • @Player-9
    @Player-9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "I should be a science guy!"
    Preceeds to say gold isn't conductive...

    • @mishan4696
      @mishan4696 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *JACKSEPTICEYE IS DISGUSTING!!*
      *MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*

    • @Player-9
      @Player-9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why so much hate...

    • @fuyusan
      @fuyusan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mishan4696 s h u s h

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Player-9 bots are dumb and TH-cam is to lazy to fix it.

    • @WyxienTheFox
      @WyxienTheFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Player-9 They're trying to get views from us by insulting Jack so we'll go to their videos and harass them. People will do anything for views.

  • @obieldenook1142
    @obieldenook1142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Jacksepticeye: Maybe I should be a science guy!
    Also Jack: I should know. I'm a whale biologist.
    Both are fields of science. What are the odds?

  • @calamari_genie
    @calamari_genie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I really appreciate that the guy went out of his way to safely get that spider out of his house even though he was clearly quite freaked out by it; most people wouldn't do that for a spider, especially one that large.

    • @nedia8259
      @nedia8259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      mad respect for the homies that dont kill their guests

    • @brandonjr7628
      @brandonjr7628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      timestamp?

    • @kiralonely
      @kiralonely 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      oof i wish i could get spiders or any bug out of my house safely, but i can barely manage to kill them/attempt to get near enough to kill them. I had a nervous breakdown where I was hysterically crying and literally like flipping my shit for like 2 hours before working up the courage to even go back upstairs towards my room, and eventually kill a COCKROACH. Thinking about it still makes me shudder, and I couldn't even dispose of it. (And fuck that if you think I was about to go back into that room peacefully after all that and just coexist with a dead cockroach.) I had to wake my dad up, after all that, just to get rid of the body. (He was very proud of me because he knows how much I have problems with bugs.)
      I was 17 at the time, lol, to clarify, I'm not a kid, I just have a massive fear of bugs in general, but ants and spiders are my absolute hellfire in terms of fear. I don't like hurting bugs! It's kinda against my morals to some degree, but I can't do anything about it cause I literally will avoid a room I see a dead bug in for weeks to months after and after the cockroach incident I was so paranoid I didn't sleep well for a good month.
      I also literally have bug spray, a frequency transmitter that helps get rid of bugs supposedly (I know it does emit noise cause I can hear high pitched shit like the blocks from laptop chargers when they're plugged in, if the room is quiet, and for the first few months after I got the thing, the noise bugged me a lot. It flashes so it was just like throbbing tinnitus lmao.) and a flyswatter near my bed, plus my cats, and I have those sticky bug catchers in like three places in my room alone, just to keep me from being anxious about the possibility and help limit the chances of dealing with bugs in here. (This was all post-cockroach-incident) Thankfully I haven't seen any since, even though it was a good year or so ago.

    • @Thedarkbunnyrabbit
      @Thedarkbunnyrabbit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@brandonjr7628 he must have cut it out. There's a bunch of comments about a spider but I see no spider clip.

    • @statementofjoespooky1660
      @statementofjoespooky1660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kiralonely i also hate bugs, and especially ants due to a few very bad past experiences. I used to get them in my room every summer because they’d come in to try to avoid the heat, but when I got a new window the sealant kept them away. They still come inside sometimes (only by the back door because they try to get to my dog’s water dish when it’s really hot out) but only very rarely and I almost always catch the first scouts so they don’t come in in force. I do feel bad for killing them (and all the other bugs) but I have the same issue with even getting close enough to kill them. Taking them outside just isn’t feasible for me, though I can sometimes get someone else to do it. One thing that’s been helpful for me is that bugs are repelled by lavender and peppermint (peppermint especially keeps ants and spiders away) so I have dried lavender on my windowsill and use peppermint essential oil in my diffuser when I’m particularly anxious about bugs. It’s not a surefire way of keeping them out (unfortunately that’s not really possible) but it does work very well. If you like either scent, I’d recommend using the oils or the actual plants to repel the ickies. Lavender also happens to be a scent that helps my anxiety because I associate it with good memories, so it’s a good way for me to calm down if I do encounter a bug. I don’t know if that’ll be helpful for you, but I thought I’d mention it just in case. It’s so rare for me to hear other people who hate ants especially, no one really bats an eye at someone being afraid of spiders but I always get ridiculed for being afraid of ants. Just nice to know I’m not alone in it, though I am sorry since I know how much it sucks.
      Sorry for the long comment lol, but the peppermint and lavender repelling bugs fact is one of my favorites to share :)

  • @fireruby1882
    @fireruby1882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    10:12 THIS EDITING😂 I love it so much lol

  • @InstinctiveWer
    @InstinctiveWer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Jack: “I should be a science guy it’s not that hard” Also jack: “I don’t think gold is conducive”

    • @n0body550
      @n0body550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mattaldana2021 im thinking about reporting you i’ve literally seen none except yours

  • @MightBeTom
    @MightBeTom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    12:31 I was so lucky to actually see a meteor exactly like the one in that clip a few days ago and the timing was unreal, saw it the moment I turned around. Honestly one of the best things I've ever seen. About 1am and was glowing green, never gonna see anything like it again

    • @mrrandommeme63
      @mrrandommeme63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I saw this one whilr listening to music and the meteor lighted up exactly when the beat dropped
      I dont care if anyone will believe this it was a fucking beautiful moment and no one will ever take that away from me ^^

  • @alienatixn4667
    @alienatixn4667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Sean: "I don't think gold conducts electricity.."
    Gold: *One of THE most conductive metals known to mankind*

  • @EasilySteezily
    @EasilySteezily 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Last month, I was at a demolition derby. There were people throwing frisbees into the crowd between heats, and I was playing on my phone, when saw something move out of my perephrial vision, looked up saw one coming straight at me, and caught it with 1 hand. All of this happened within about a second.

  • @Moses_And_His_Roses
    @Moses_And_His_Roses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Jack: "jesus made it happen"
    Jesus: "we do a little bit of trolling"

  • @noctiva
    @noctiva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    My favorite quote: "That's not what I would think they're doing, if someone told me there are a bunch of lads in a room blowing.."🤣😂🤣😂

    • @septarria
      @septarria 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      DEFINETELY, made me laugh like a retarded hyena 😂

  • @MrSkullVA
    @MrSkullVA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    2:18 fun fact:
    Gold is said to be one of the best conductor of electricity. Unlike other metals, gold does not tarnish easily when we expose it to air. On the other hands, other metals like steel or copper corrode when they are in contact with oxygen for a long time. Moreover, it also stays conductive for a longer period.

    • @GremlinSciences
      @GremlinSciences 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fun fact though, even oxidized silver has better conductivity than gold, and oxidized copper is only marginally worse. Gold is favored in electronics because it can be made into thinner wires than any other metal, and is used on connectors because it looks nice and let's them jack the price up $5 for less than $0.01 of gold.

    • @MrSkullVA
      @MrSkullVA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GremlinSciences Sad fact:
      Too bad people used to steal it from walls and such.
      Right now people are still stealing copper wires from places they are still building and old train/bus stations.

  • @shadowxxe
    @shadowxxe ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I don't think gold conducts electricity"
    Jack conviently misses the fact that the electronics industry is one of the biggest consumers of gold due to the fact that it conducts electricity VERY well.

  • @StrangeSeat
    @StrangeSeat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    6:29 Jacksepticeye out of context

  • @coral_panda738
    @coral_panda738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Sean: “do you think the robot that was making that was getting close, and close, and close, and close…” *claps*
    Ad with good timing: ✌️

    • @ryanholley7332
      @ryanholley7332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My ad started as soon as he said yeah but cut it off perfectly “ye!!-adadad-ah!!!”

    • @NeXuS_Senpai
      @NeXuS_Senpai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same Never tell me the odds.....

  • @isaakvandaalen3899
    @isaakvandaalen3899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Jack: I don't think that Gold conducts electricity.
    Gold: *One of the most conductive elements in the universe.*

  • @lemonlover3238
    @lemonlover3238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:51
    Sean becoming Charlie is the best thing I've ever seen.

  • @Bluesit32
    @Bluesit32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Something to remember: During the filming of "Jaws", there was a meteor shower. Around the time of Quint's "Indianapolis speech", you can see several streak across the night sky. Talk about a free "special effect", eh?

    • @himanbam
      @himanbam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh I guess that's what Neil Cicierega was talking about in his song Jaws about the shark Jaws

  • @UllrT
    @UllrT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Jacksepticeye: "I SHOULD BE A SCIENCE GUY... LISTEN TO THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH... RELATIVITY"
    Me, a physicist with a focus on General Relativity: ROFL.... I love you Sean!

  • @carterstevenson6009
    @carterstevenson6009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Quarks, am I right?”
    This absolutely broke me.

  • @anqeal
    @anqeal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    your editing is so entertaining omg

  • @jayceceasar2
    @jayceceasar2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    4:42 *every cartoon villain be like*

  • @r4nd0m_sadowblitz85
    @r4nd0m_sadowblitz85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    jack:"I don't think gold conducts electricity"
    CPUs: have I not done enough for you

  • @TheBigThomas
    @TheBigThomas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Jack saying “Never tell me the odds” is like when a movie character says the title of the movie they are in.

    • @Deus.Deorum
      @Deus.Deorum 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The first example of this that came to mind was from a blooper "damn... He ain't gon be in rush hour 3" 🤣

  • @jaimieeboo9079
    @jaimieeboo9079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the video had barely started, the explosion right before you started talking happened and out of nowhere I burped and somehow it fit so well with the timing, it made me burst out laughing.
    XD what are the odds hahahahahaha

  • @MinixMini2
    @MinixMini2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:29
    Another reason why fish shouldn't be put in small bowls like that, one wrong move and it's over.

  • @gabzsy4924
    @gabzsy4924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    "I don't think gold conducts electricity"
    You mean the gold that is used in high performance chips and electronics as a super conductive material? They literally gold plate connectors for better conductivity.
    Yes Jack...you should be a science guy O.O

    • @mishan4696
      @mishan4696 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *JACKSEPTICEYE IS DISGUSTING!!*
      *MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*

    • @waffledraggin
      @waffledraggin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      While gold is very conductive, it is not a super conductor. (Also WTF are these comment bots ^^ ? That's just fucking disgusting.)

    • @christina_890
      @christina_890 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@waffledraggin superconductors are (currently) only possible at very low temperatures, gold is still conductor nonetheless but ye it was a funny comment 🤭
      Edit: these bots are friggin everywhere and they literally post the dumbest things ??

    • @CrispyPrism333
      @CrispyPrism333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Sound Nation 🅥 The hell is up with all you douchey bots?

    • @Aussie_Damo
      @Aussie_Damo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gold isn't that conductive but it withstands corrosion alot better then most other metals and is why it is used in many consumer products and terminals.

  • @SirTasie
    @SirTasie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Jack: dogs should be in the Olympics…
    My brain: paw-lympics :)

  • @mewmew8932
    @mewmew8932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:42 That Cap would be like twice as valuable as every other Cap after the bombs drop.

  • @samariasaylor750
    @samariasaylor750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    hey Jack Idk why you're suddenly getting spammed with hate bots but I know personally even if its a bot seeing stuff that that can be disheartening. Love you dude. You're great and you're existence is a beautiful and wonderful thing. I hope you make a speedy recovery!

    • @ProjectPsycho112
      @ProjectPsycho112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The bots go to big youtubers and post dumb stuff so viewers give attention to the holders. The holders only care for attention.

    • @probablydeadinside7877
      @probablydeadinside7877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the bots are unbelievably annoying, i've never seen them this bad, it seems that a big wave of them show up when something bad happens to a famous youtuber, it's such a waste of someone's life (making the bots, that is)

    • @magix8009
      @magix8009 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      People who make these bots deserve the worst

  • @malikai3703
    @malikai3703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Jack: I should be a scientist!
    The comment section: Somebody get this man a text book he's stupid

    • @airalainhedgehog5146
      @airalainhedgehog5146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: I am ready to give this guy a science lesson.

    • @_TripleChanger-Achilles_
      @_TripleChanger-Achilles_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@airalainhedgehog5146 exactly because that would mean we get to talk to the legend himself

  • @flyingpotatogamer0336
    @flyingpotatogamer0336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Jack: "threatening to come to our houses"
    Me: yeah sure come along I will have the tea ready

    • @flyingpotatogamer0336
      @flyingpotatogamer0336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Instagram User lmao I'm having to isolate anyways cuz my best friends and her family have covid and I have been in close contact with them and some how I ain't got covid yet so I will take my chances 😅 cuz my best mate and her fam are like a second fam to me and I spend pretty much everyday there I was at there's when their sis had covid (we didn't know till I left and she did a test)

    • @Red7ohsix
      @Red7ohsix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@flyingpotatogamer0336 Just for the record, it's a bot. Guy has 1 video. Hence he's a bot. My advice, report him or just ignore him.

    • @flyingpotatogamer0336
      @flyingpotatogamer0336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Instagram User what a said little life jane

  • @tylergaming80612
    @tylergaming80612 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bill Nye walking into an elevator odds is about 0.00000000075% chance (about 6,000 members of the IAC in Adelaide at the time, 642 hotels to stay at in town, 4 elevators at the hotel, elevator doors are open for about ten seconds)

  • @olivermoeckly6607
    @olivermoeckly6607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Probably the rarest thing that has ever happened to me (while, more like two things). 1. That fish bowl thing happened to me but with a jar of pickles. 2. I tripped and accidentally went into a summersault and just kept walking. 10/10 the smoothest move I have ever pulled off.

  • @fetuccine24
    @fetuccine24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Get well soon, Sean! Everyone’s rooting for you!

  • @drekthesnek9678
    @drekthesnek9678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Jack: maybe I should go to Russia for a year or two... That line didn't age well 😂

    • @NicheNobody
      @NicheNobody 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was just thinking this

    • @Daniel_087
      @Daniel_087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@NicheNobody same

    • @Ok_Friend-il9of
      @Ok_Friend-il9of 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was thinking the same thing lol

    • @mewhen785
      @mewhen785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pretty soon he'll be saying east Ukraine. God speed to the ghost of Kiev

    • @Sanidanta-zo4go
      @Sanidanta-zo4go 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

  • @WomenOfGodRevival
    @WomenOfGodRevival 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “What a wise guy” is the most dad thing I ever heard jacksepticeye say😅😂

  • @thepotatofamily4969
    @thepotatofamily4969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:25 her laugh is so wholesome

  • @ReclusiveEagle
    @ReclusiveEagle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “I don’t think gold conducts electricity”
    *Gold being used in every electronics device ever*

  • @wolfman2070
    @wolfman2070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    “Maybe I should be a science guy.”
    2 minutes earlier: “I don’t think gold conducts electricity.”

  • @BeyondTheTutuorial
    @BeyondTheTutuorial ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Poor fish, condemned to such a small bowl.

  • @CaZaAU
    @CaZaAU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Evelyn: *about to go to sleep*
    Jack at 2am in the morning: "WHOOO, BOTTLECAPS!!!

  • @MeanBeanComedy
    @MeanBeanComedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    With these glasses on, Jack looks more like Felix's Dad than Felix does.

  • @JakeyCmh
    @JakeyCmh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:56 the thing that is even more odd and rare is someone that actually reads that

  • @alecwesney2130
    @alecwesney2130 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:17 “I don’t think gold conducts electricity”
    We use gold in almost every electrical circuit because of how good it is at conducting electricity