I relate to the whole question of “why am I not capable of enjoying this crap that other people clearly enjoy” thing. At least we can convince ourselves that it’s because our standards are calibrated for actually decent media.
I honestly wonder how much of this has to do with the divide between people who have or don't have an internal monologue. People with an internal monologue can keep the vacuousness of space filled just existing, and sometimes they need it to stop so they can't be alone with their thoughts at times so they need absolute garbage that isn't substantive to stave off the thoughts. There's a mindfulness to no content because the only thing you have to worry about is keeping a lack of content going and you have the comfort of knowing that's the definition of the internet and 99% of social media. People without an internal monologue don't have that problem. They can just...stop thinking. They're in that meditative state already.
@@OGimouse1 Naahh it's much probably dopamine induced viciousness. Internal monologues (or any type of internal conversation really) may actually prevent the person from liking something, since they have more of a way to analyse and critique it. In essence you're more prone to thinking about what you watched.
@@toastshine Yo, you haven't heard this? Apparently, there are people who just stop...thinking. It's just their natural state. There's no little voice inside that tells you all the weird possibilities during a movie. There's no slideshow between concepts while you read. They turn off the TV or stop watching a movie and can just...move on to the next topic instead of their thoughts just going on their own tangent like the nerves in your elbow when you thwack it on the table. TL;DR: it's about practicing mindfulness and meditation but I don't think either are really possible to get to that state outside of those sessions if that's not your natural state. That's the purpose behind doing meditation and practicing mindfulness. That you slowly work towards just *not*. Mindfulness being that you are only going to focus on the thing in front of you (like doing dishes but not thinking about how the lazy alcoholic doesn't help or contribute, or how much food got thrown away because you didn't put it away while everyone else in the house screwed around, or the bills, or your job, or how much sleep you're looking forward to getting to tonight after you finish the rest of your homework and actual work and, maybe, all the other cleaning while you wind down for the evening since no one else did it, etc. etc.). Meditation being that you're purposefully engaging in doing nothing and just letting thoughts flow through you without you perseverating on anything so that you're just releasing the tension without engaging in it. Like, IDK how people just have this as a natural state. I will say it's really freaking hard for me to do and not something I can fully achieve, even after trying to get there after 15 years. I used to sometimes be able to achieve mindfulness while working or beading but it wouldn't last long, especially if I realized it while it was going on. I can't even go a whole video without a stream of consciousness commentary because I can't just be *here* lol. And I definitely have never had the situation where I can have successful meditation. There's literally always something that is going to break in to me trying to settle in--someone watching something on the TV or their phone (because there's no such thing as anyone trying to be understanding when you're trying to do any of this, like how people offer you a sandwich when they find out you're gluten free), or a pet, or a phone call, or a text, or the fact it's the workday, or the mail, or or or or or--something always intrudes in within the first 5 minutes of me trying to do it. Fifteen years I've been trying to meditate and I've never been able to successfully nail down a time of day when I can have 5 minutes of quiet to practice meditation. Like not to brag, but I've even been up late trying to relax for bed and because there's gunshots everynight within a mile of where I live I'm pretty good at guessing what random time that's going to be happening, too. It's not an ADD or ADHD thing, either (I do not have a diagnosis for either), it's just that your mind starts and then it waits to be unconscious. I'd really like to know if there are any studies on the duality of those and dreaming, because I also have insanely vivid dreams every night in full color and just...hours of it. I used to try to keep a dream journal but I'd be writing it out for (sometimes several) hours.
the elevator thing was so funny, there was this pov video of a bunch of guys in an elevator, and the caption said something like "the elevator opens and you see us, what do you do" and it was stitched so many times with people clowning them with funny reactions, it was a moment lmao
Many people commented on how they enjoyed "The video" and "Your content" while I'm just here to let you know that the cockney Spider-Man bit is a revolutionary piece of comedy.
Wait so "being a boy in 2021" was just him being nervous to ask a girl out and uncomfortable with his appearance? Hasnt that been the universal teenage experience since like, forever?
@@keeptaiwanfree That certainly happens! But still, I dont know what that has to do with 2021, since boys have been pressured to act tough for many decades.
I had my appendix out this week and am also changing my antidepressant. Thank you, Jordan, for making even someone with very low serotonin laugh and find joy in the... Whatever. If you are elderly then I am ancient. Before Common Era.
as a teacher who's always struggling to understand why kids are obsessed with certain shit, i feel you. thank god our school does not have an elevator :D
EGUHGEUHGEHHGHHEUHG The "Jordan Adika as you partner" HCs made me WRITHE in my skin PSA: DONT FUCKING DO THAT TO REAL PEOPLE IT'S GROSS AND DISRESPECTFUL TO THEIR AGENCY AS AN INDIVIDUAL
@@anyrija. but that's the thing, people are going to have different boundaries, and so unless you ask ahead of time your going by the "better to ask forgiveness then permission" which just doesn't work in this case because once the damage is done you can't reverse it. Obviously in this SPECIFIC case it was very tame, but from experience people get WEIRD and that's not okay because you do not know where all of the nuance of that person's boundaries are. They may be okay with this stuff or it may feel like an invasion of their privacy. They may be okay with you writing what you think is their favorite food or even writing a crackfic joking about some of this stuff, but may be wildly uncomfortable with actual shipping content, and to know if they're okay with that BEFORE they could potentially be made uncomfortable/hurt by that content would be to ask every single time. To be frank with you, I think it goes a lot farther into objectification, parasocial relationships, and reality vs real life but this reply is long enough as is I don't wanna get into it rn
“I’m an elderly man.” Aging is a full existential crisis, isn’t it? Did every other generation throughout history have the same feeling as their body betrays them and they can’t relate to youth culture? Or is it just the internet that really shows us that we are, almost physically, being dragged away from our youth? …I think I need to bring this up to my therapist. 😂
I’m going to be 20 in a few months and I feel fucking middle aged most of the time. My back constantly aches and I’m hypermobile so my joints crack and pop frequently even if I’ve been moving around. Of course, trauma aged me mentally a lot too, I’d say. It’s so strange, it feels like (at least in my experience) as soon as you graduate highschool and you’re 18, adulthood is immediate and unavoidable. In the nearly 2 years since I’ve been out, almost every aspect of my life has changed. Sorry for the kinda serious reply to this 😅 Your comment is good for starting a dialogue, though. Can’t speak for other countries, but in America it feels like a good childhood is fleeting and hard to come by; and there’s this expectation to grow up so fast that is pushed by many government institutions and has become a social norm.
@@atomichearts9332 I'm 30 and I don't look my age but I'm reminded that I'm aging Everytime my body aches after I've been sitting for a while just trying to unwind. Like my knees hurt and so many other things but maybe because my health has been shit since my mid twenties I've barely noticed anything different until my aching knees joined the party 🤷🏽♀️
I can definitely tell I'm too old for tiktok because dear LORD did I nearly crawl out of my skin at these clips!! Jordan making them even remotely bearable. "Post-content" feels so accurate for these!
I spent four years and thousands of dollars to get a degree in acting when all I had to do was post videos on tiktok with some hashtags? Wow what an idiot I was!
"Third guy comes in - he's just eyeballs" 👁👁in all honesty, that would be absolutely hilarious. The only thing I don't like about it is that now I have that particular phrase stuck in my head for no reason.
Hearing the yay with confetti at the start of your videos turns off my depression for a good 5 seconds as I realize we get more Adika commentary. Great job Jordan's editor 👍
This is like.... Scenarios you think of in middle school [[[in your head]]]] and it's hilarious that these children and adult teenagers think people are always running into their exes. That's a school-child thing. Adults don't usually happen to run into their exes, at least nobody's ever told me about it happening. Haha if you actually saw your ex you'd probably not get into the elevator with them or you'd be normal and say hi I hope you're doing well.
Eyo just wanna say I’m so happy you’re posting content on yt!! I always found ur voice and mannerisms so familiar and wasn’t sure why until an ep of SadBoys mentioned you’re a Stroudie 🤠 so cool to get some #Cotswoldsrepresentation - anywho keep up the great videos, many hugs!
Hey, I've been having a really bad day and just wanted to say that your video really helped momentarily take my mind off things and cheered me up a little. Love your sense of humor, it's just really positive and wholesome ❤
I would just like to quickly state that I did not write the Yandere Jordan fanfiction, despite having a yandere sideblog on Tumblr and despite having called Jordan a yandere in the comment section of one of your previous videos. I promise, it wasn't me. 🤣
@@mcwjes I didn't do it! But searching the "jordan adika" Tumblr tag and filtering for recent posts rather than top posts seems to do the trick. Looks like there's a Yandere Jarvis thing in there, too. MY most recent post about Jordan was from when he started posting on this channel, and it was just me saying I was glad he started posting, lol. (Granted, my sideblog has a different username, but you just gotta believe me on this, okay! 🤣I don't write fanfic of real people, unless I know them personally and they're cool with it.)
The way I'm watching this just because Jordan is so handsome and funny, despite the fact that I'm actually incapable of enduring cringe content without wishing for death. Just wave after wave of new reasons to beg for the end. I've had to pause this maybe 27 times just to gather myself. It's paused right now as I type this for just that reason. Shallowness beats out self-respect once again...
im sorry but no girl ever would see a group of men come in an elevator staring at her with f me eyes and think "that's hot"... i would be absolutely terrified
tick tock!!!! what a silly app it sounds like a clock noise
Oh hi power
power is bae
Honestly just listening to a clock ticking has more substance and entertainment than almost any tik tok
i think the name "tick tock" is short for "tick tock bing bong cuckoo cuckoo"
“Yandere Jordan Adika” has to be the funniest tag I’ve ever come across
Those tags hit me like a truck I needed to see someone address it immediately or it was going to feel like some weird fever dream, so thank you
I'm guessing its because he says "I have killed for you and I will again" :x
@@peachtea6514 SAME. I astral projected to neptune against my will seeing the tags
@@alexvasquez5053 jordan's joe goldberg arc
The curious but mildly concerned “sorry?” when he saw it just took me OUT
this video made me feel
that’s it. not anything specific it just made me feel for the first time in a long time
i mean... honestly, same like when i saw this i was
@@nyxmars1197 same I was also
yeah of all the videos I’ve seen this is definitely one.
Pls someone tell me what song Jordan plays as his outro 🥺
@@marcelinobobadilla8160 He links it in the description
I relate to the whole question of “why am I not capable of enjoying this crap that other people clearly enjoy” thing. At least we can convince ourselves that it’s because our standards are calibrated for actually decent media.
I honestly wonder how much of this has to do with the divide between people who have or don't have an internal monologue.
People with an internal monologue can keep the vacuousness of space filled just existing, and sometimes they need it to stop so they can't be alone with their thoughts at times so they need absolute garbage that isn't substantive to stave off the thoughts. There's a mindfulness to no content because the only thing you have to worry about is keeping a lack of content going and you have the comfort of knowing that's the definition of the internet and 99% of social media.
People without an internal monologue don't have that problem. They can just...stop thinking. They're in that meditative state already.
@@OGimouse1 PEOPLE CAN JUST STOP THINKING?????? pls can someone give tips, asking for a friend with adhd (i am the friend but don’t tell anyone)
@@OGimouse1 I didn’t know there were people without an internal monologue.
@@OGimouse1 Naahh it's much probably dopamine induced viciousness. Internal monologues (or any type of internal conversation really) may actually prevent the person from liking something, since they have more of a way to analyse and critique it. In essence you're more prone to thinking about what you watched.
@@toastshine Yo, you haven't heard this? Apparently, there are people who just stop...thinking. It's just their natural state. There's no little voice inside that tells you all the weird possibilities during a movie. There's no slideshow between concepts while you read. They turn off the TV or stop watching a movie and can just...move on to the next topic instead of their thoughts just going on their own tangent like the nerves in your elbow when you thwack it on the table. TL;DR: it's about practicing mindfulness and meditation but I don't think either are really possible to get to that state outside of those sessions if that's not your natural state.
That's the purpose behind doing meditation and practicing mindfulness. That you slowly work towards just *not*. Mindfulness being that you are only going to focus on the thing in front of you (like doing dishes but not thinking about how the lazy alcoholic doesn't help or contribute, or how much food got thrown away because you didn't put it away while everyone else in the house screwed around, or the bills, or your job, or how much sleep you're looking forward to getting to tonight after you finish the rest of your homework and actual work and, maybe, all the other cleaning while you wind down for the evening since no one else did it, etc. etc.). Meditation being that you're purposefully engaging in doing nothing and just letting thoughts flow through you without you perseverating on anything so that you're just releasing the tension without engaging in it.
Like, IDK how people just have this as a natural state. I will say it's really freaking hard for me to do and not something I can fully achieve, even after trying to get there after 15 years. I used to sometimes be able to achieve mindfulness while working or beading but it wouldn't last long, especially if I realized it while it was going on. I can't even go a whole video without a stream of consciousness commentary because I can't just be *here* lol.
And I definitely have never had the situation where I can have successful meditation. There's literally always something that is going to break in to me trying to settle in--someone watching something on the TV or their phone (because there's no such thing as anyone trying to be understanding when you're trying to do any of this, like how people offer you a sandwich when they find out you're gluten free), or a pet, or a phone call, or a text, or the fact it's the workday, or the mail, or or or or or--something always intrudes in within the first 5 minutes of me trying to do it. Fifteen years I've been trying to meditate and I've never been able to successfully nail down a time of day when I can have 5 minutes of quiet to practice meditation. Like not to brag, but I've even been up late trying to relax for bed and because there's gunshots everynight within a mile of where I live I'm pretty good at guessing what random time that's going to be happening, too.
It's not an ADD or ADHD thing, either (I do not have a diagnosis for either), it's just that your mind starts and then it waits to be unconscious. I'd really like to know if there are any studies on the duality of those and dreaming, because I also have insanely vivid dreams every night in full color and just...hours of it. I used to try to keep a dream journal but I'd be writing it out for (sometimes several) hours.
the elevator thing was so funny, there was this pov video of a bunch of guys in an elevator, and the caption said something like "the elevator opens and you see us, what do you do" and it was stitched so many times with people clowning them with funny reactions, it was a moment lmao
I start cackling in remembrance of the ones I saw
@@unclewiley1986 there were so many funny ones lmao
"it's the stairs for you, freak" and "I love travelling on the y-axis" are my new favourite phrases on this earth lmao
Daleks be like
The fact that you ALREADY have people making yandere tumblr ask posts about you at 91k is Extremely Concerning to me 😭😭
Didnt want to know this lol
Many people commented on how they enjoyed "The video" and "Your content" while I'm just here to let you know that the cockney Spider-Man bit is a revolutionary piece of comedy.
before he said he was cockney spiderman i just heard a murdoc niccals impression
@@andr0medaz literally what i came to the comments to say
forreal
@@andr0medaz yes this!
Spi'er-Lad is me favorite
“stop distracting me i’m trying to be young” my life story
“This seems nice”
- Jordan reading his own Yandere headcanon
Who told TikTok boys that pursing their lips while showing their teeth and raising their eyebrows manically is attractive? It's so fucking creepy??
The Joker?
Wait so "being a boy in 2021" was just him being nervous to ask a girl out and uncomfortable with his appearance? Hasnt that been the universal teenage experience since like, forever?
I interpreted it as more "he isn't allowed to show emotion" and as a surface level acknowledgement of toxic masculinity
it’s about boys being pressured to be “brave” and never nervous, and also not show emotions
@@keeptaiwanfree That certainly happens! But still, I dont know what that has to do with 2021, since boys have been pressured to act tough for many decades.
@@MaddyBlu9724 maybe just like a "it's 2021 and i still have to do xyz" or something
@@MaddyBlu9724 i believe they were pointing out how it was *2021* and we were still dealing with toxic masculinity (and still are this year, sadly)
"This video's actually a guide for all the other pensioners out there, drifting aggressively towards their 30s."
*Cries 40 year old tears*
something about these super zoomed-in miming along to audio feels like weird video game conversations with NPCs
The essence of Oblivion
Honestly straight up, romantic avenues with npcs are exactly like this. You captured it perfectly.
I had my appendix out this week and am also changing my antidepressant. Thank you, Jordan, for making even someone with very low serotonin laugh and find joy in the... Whatever. If you are elderly then I am ancient. Before Common Era.
as a teacher who's always struggling to understand why kids are obsessed with certain shit, i feel you. thank god our school does not have an elevator :D
Take a shot for every time Jordan makes literally anything about how elderly he is (if you wish to experience alcohol poisoning)
*distant sound of throwing up on the ground*
@@atomichearts9332 distant sound of *"I will never drink again"* 😂
(5 minutes in and there’s 5)
he's got such a babyface and that makes it even funnier
nothing has resonated more than “why can’t i enjoy things” truly i ask myself that every day
EGUHGEUHGEHHGHHEUHG The "Jordan Adika as you partner" HCs made me WRITHE in my skin
PSA: DONT FUCKING DO THAT TO REAL PEOPLE IT'S GROSS AND DISRESPECTFUL TO THEIR AGENCY AS AN INDIVIDUAL
@@moonrocks-19 the tags made it so much worse
i feel like if they're comfortable with it it's fine as long as you arent delulu about it or make it rlly uncomfortable
@@anyrija. but that's the thing, people are going to have different boundaries, and so unless you ask ahead of time your going by the "better to ask forgiveness then permission" which just doesn't work in this case because once the damage is done you can't reverse it. Obviously in this SPECIFIC case it was very tame, but from experience people get WEIRD and that's not okay because you do not know where all of the nuance of that person's boundaries are. They may be okay with this stuff or it may feel like an invasion of their privacy. They may be okay with you writing what you think is their favorite food or even writing a crackfic joking about some of this stuff, but may be wildly uncomfortable with actual shipping content, and to know if they're okay with that BEFORE they could potentially be made uncomfortable/hurt by that content would be to ask every single time. To be frank with you, I think it goes a lot farther into objectification, parasocial relationships, and reality vs real life but this reply is long enough as is I don't wanna get into it rn
@@anyrija. Hold up, "delulu"? Is that the new cray cray?! I feel so lost 😭
@@ThexDynastxQueen a kpop term for delusional lmao
Dropping the fattest like for actually pointing out that a POV meme isn’t actually POV
I hate that they’re called POV, it’s like nobody actually understands what point of view means
13:27 ngl I legit thought Jordan was making a Shrek reference here
"I'm not a messenger boy, I'm a *delivery boy* "
"we stan a guy with kind of nice but not really traditionally great teeth" PLEASE????WHAGS
i laughed a lot watching this thank you 😋🙏
Jordan, your hair really screams POWER in this vid. Truly impressive
"I love traveling on a y axis" is the content I'm here for
I will never get tired of your black mirror jokes.
That's a promise.
“I’m an elderly man.” Aging is a full existential crisis, isn’t it? Did every other generation throughout history have the same feeling as their body betrays them and they can’t relate to youth culture? Or is it just the internet that really shows us that we are, almost physically, being dragged away from our youth? …I think I need to bring this up to my therapist. 😂
I’m going to be 20 in a few months and I feel fucking middle aged most of the time. My back constantly aches and I’m hypermobile so my joints crack and pop frequently even if I’ve been moving around. Of course, trauma aged me mentally a lot too, I’d say.
It’s so strange, it feels like (at least in my experience) as soon as you graduate highschool and you’re 18, adulthood is immediate and unavoidable. In the nearly 2 years since I’ve been out, almost every aspect of my life has changed.
Sorry for the kinda serious reply to this 😅 Your comment is good for starting a dialogue, though. Can’t speak for other countries, but in America it feels like a good childhood is fleeting and hard to come by; and there’s this expectation to grow up so fast that is pushed by many government institutions and has become a social norm.
Please let us know what your therapist says to this 😂
They had it, but usually in their 40s
@@atomichearts9332 I'm 30 and I don't look my age but I'm reminded that I'm aging Everytime my body aches after I've been sitting for a while just trying to unwind. Like my knees hurt and so many other things but maybe because my health has been shit since my mid twenties I've barely noticed anything different until my aching knees joined the party 🤷🏽♀️
@@atomichearts9332 r you me, literally same on all of it, rn even my shoulders are acing, hope it gets better, n happy bday in advance 💖💖
I can definitely tell I'm too old for tiktok because dear LORD did I nearly crawl out of my skin at these clips!! Jordan making them even remotely bearable. "Post-content" feels so accurate for these!
This isn't what tiktok is like for everyone. I'm on tiktok and I literally never seen these kinds of videos. The algorithm is good at its job.
I haven’t downloaded the damned app, thankfully. And all of the data for all the users goes overseas
I spent four years and thousands of dollars to get a degree in acting when all I had to do was post videos on tiktok with some hashtags? Wow what an idiot I was!
I’m sorry but the genuine/real time shock on Jordans face when he found out that he has fan fiction of him was just too funny.
Teen boys half smirking into the camera just mouthing words alone in their rooms is the actual bane of my existence im ready to die
jordan doing the lord's work, helping people feel less alone in not getting tiktok at all
“I love traveling on a y-axis” 😂😂😂
I would love to see what an escalator boy is. Like, is he passing on the opposite escalator? Or am I looking at the back of his head?
9:37 POV: When an elderly man keeps cheekily gaslighting you into an arc defining fight but no one believes you.
1:17- Going to have to lock this shit up with the omniscient purification seal for the souls of the damned
I love how Jordan is literally an anti-TH-camr
"Third guy comes in - he's just eyeballs" 👁👁in all honesty, that would be absolutely hilarious. The only thing I don't like about it is that now I have that particular phrase stuck in my head for no reason.
Another banger video from Content Johnny!
stop
@@JordanAdika
“i felt too self conscious to look around on the ground where it fell” JORDANNNNNN 😭😭😭
I DIED at the full body cast joke. Pure gold 😂
"kyler jaundice"
yes.
the music with the clip at 7:59 made me absolutely hysterical
i enjoy that jordan's generic old timey voice is a sort of if edward g robinson were english vibe
Jordan: * insulting people who use wire headphones *
Me, watching this with wire headphones: 😐
gonna start saying "i love traveling on the y axis" everytime i enter an elevator
9:25 Jordan's portray of a severely injured f%ckboy on a wheelchair strolling towards me and giving me the smolder made me laugh hysterically.
Hearing the yay with confetti at the start of your videos turns off my depression for a good 5 seconds as I realize we get more Adika commentary. Great job Jordan's editor 👍
We now live in a world where there is "people entering an elevator you are on" based content.
How do we go back?
Jordan casually saying that your phone is like a black mirror broke my brain
rlly concerned with the amount of "old man yells at cloud" takes that i'm agreeing with here
15:57 best murdoc niccals impression i’ve ever seen LMAO
"For all the other pensioners drifting aggressively towards their 30s" Hey. I know, but hey.
This is like.... Scenarios you think of in middle school [[[in your head]]]] and it's hilarious that these children and adult teenagers think people are always running into their exes. That's a school-child thing. Adults don't usually happen to run into their exes, at least nobody's ever told me about it happening. Haha if you actually saw your ex you'd probably not get into the elevator with them or you'd be normal and say hi I hope you're doing well.
That happened to me exactly once and I’m 37 and lived in the same neighborhood with two of my exes for years.
hell my ex and i went to the same super small college (less than 2,000 students) and we only ran into each other once lmao
My ex lives 2km away from me and i haven't seen him since 2015 😁
“it’s the stairs for you freak” LMFAO
Eyo just wanna say I’m so happy you’re posting content on yt!! I always found ur voice and mannerisms so familiar and wasn’t sure why until an ep of SadBoys mentioned you’re a Stroudie 🤠 so cool to get some #Cotswoldsrepresentation - anywho keep up the great videos, many hugs!
♥️
Dude you’re so underrated, I’ve never wanted someone to get sponsored this badly
Jordan and I had the exact same reaction to the doll boy lmaooo
“is that like an aesthetic blood or is the man injured” kills me every time I watch this video
This video was hilarious. Really feeling the elderly OAP vibes ever since I realized half my coworkers' birth years start with "2".
cant wait to see jordans new ‘ELEVATOR BOY’ tattoo 😄👍
Im going through a lot rn and this video made me smile, so thank you.
I think if the elevator boys videos were out when I was a teen I would have realised I was a lesbian a lot sooner...
elevator mansion is the elevated hype house
Hey, I've been having a really bad day and just wanted to say that your video really helped momentarily take my mind off things and cheered me up a little. Love your sense of humor, it's just really positive and wholesome ❤
"he looks like inaccurate fanart of a member of bts" made me laugh so hard i had to pause the video
so glad to see Content Johnny is uploading again.
Nice reference of cell phones to scrying mirrors
I would just like to quickly state that I did not write the Yandere Jordan fanfiction, despite having a yandere sideblog on Tumblr and despite having called Jordan a yandere in the comment section of one of your previous videos. I promise, it wasn't me. 🤣
😂😂 Kinda sus ngl
susy mungus
But if you had, where would it be found? Theoretically.
@@mcwjes I didn't do it! But searching the "jordan adika" Tumblr tag and filtering for recent posts rather than top posts seems to do the trick. Looks like there's a Yandere Jarvis thing in there, too. MY most recent post about Jordan was from when he started posting on this channel, and it was just me saying I was glad he started posting, lol. (Granted, my sideblog has a different username, but you just gotta believe me on this, okay! 🤣I don't write fanfic of real people, unless I know them personally and they're cool with it.)
The way I'm watching this just because Jordan is so handsome and funny, despite the fact that I'm actually incapable of enduring cringe content without wishing for death. Just wave after wave of new reasons to beg for the end. I've had to pause this maybe 27 times just to gather myself. It's paused right now as I type this for just that reason. Shallowness beats out self-respect once again...
I've completely dissociated.
“I love traveling on a y-axis” -Jordan Adika
Jordan, if you haven't been scripting your openings, keep doing ad-lib. Your openings are always hilarious
"I love travelling on a y-axis" broke me
jordan you truly are a hoot and a half this whole video was a knee slapper
Jordan Adika = modern-day Duke of Hastings.
I like to imagine them going to acting role auditions and just mouthing their lines to the confusion of the casting agent
13:49 what a description 👏 and an accurate one at that
Can we please have a whole cockney spiderman video that part made me cry
8:30 holy shit this looks so much like Peter Serafinowicz in his O News skit I can't get over it
th-cam.com/video/vTM3WyqlF6o/w-d-xo.html
"I love travelling on a y-axis" made me choke on my lunch
12:10 not me forgetting that "cor" is an expression and thinking Jordan is shouting corn
If I was a TH-camr I'd want to collab with Jordan and we'd just try to decipher TikToks
im sorry but no girl ever would see a group of men come in an elevator staring at her with f me eyes and think "that's hot"... i would be absolutely terrified
This is, for the first time in a while, that i have laughed out loud at a youtube video. Thanks Jordan
It was such a relief to see Jordan have the same reactions I typically do to these
Oh god, that's my tumbler he's reacting to. Y'all made me have a heart attack in the last few days, oh god.
hey Jordan back with another banger king ‼️‼️
Woah dude. I can't believe Dr TH-cam called you! What a lucky day.
Babe wake up new jordan adika vid just dropped
13:49 HELLLPPPPP 😭
CONTONT JOHNNY needs a collab with the Y-axis squad!
I apologize for the caps
I guess it was a good time to switch to strictly organic Jordan adika opening get that processed shit outta here
Grass-fed Brit
Content Johnny is the highlight of my day
he's a spider, innit?
"Elevator pun".
11:53 this 1940s US elevator is actually a bit common in hotels here
Omg this William Defoe impression, lol
hello wolf pack bokbokbok
Cacaw!
Another banger from content johnny
the chaos in this video very accurately reflects what happens to my brain when i try to go on tik tok
8:47 NOT THE PENNYWISE SMILE LMAOOO