5 AWFUL FAMILY GUY CREEPYPASTAS

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  • @cry0genic784
    @cry0genic784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1037

    Peter: *opens door* Hey Lois, holy crap Jeff the Killer is here.

    • @hollyswoods
      @hollyswoods 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I'm honestly surprised that Jeff hasn't appeared in the actual show like in a cut-away gag or something

    • @famoussession7426
      @famoussession7426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Cry0genic And then Jeff stabs him and hyper-realistic blood pours out

    • @William_Millar
      @William_Millar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      🅱️ETER*

    • @kostastavric8106
      @kostastavric8106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Hey Lois, remember that one time when I wrote a crappy creepypasta with my oc kissing jeff the killer

    • @BloodProjekt
      @BloodProjekt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Top 10 anime crossover

  • @Ukiby3000
    @Ukiby3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    About number 3: To be fair, Meg deserves an episode where she kills everyone and drives off into the sunset while wearing cool shades.

    • @-Midtwn-
      @-Midtwn- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Good for her!

    • @bakrobertjohnston4889
      @bakrobertjohnston4889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It would be the final episode of family guy

    • @somedudenamedaaron3239
      @somedudenamedaaron3239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      With cool clothes on.

    • @jonathanthecoolkid
      @jonathanthecoolkid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Maybe not everyone , Peter though.

    • @nrem7611
      @nrem7611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      She could've done that after Seashell Seashore Party.

  • @purplesam2609
    @purplesam2609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    I'd love a lost episode edit that starts like a normal episode, but slowly deteriorates like you're in a dream. It gets more surreal but feels vaguely familiar

    • @thefreelancequeen
      @thefreelancequeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      That’s how all media appears in my dreams. I once dreamt something and a copy of the original Muppet movie on VHS showed up, but the art on it was all staticky.

    • @jblask2
      @jblask2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's exactly what I've been waiting for these dumb stories to do!

    • @anomnisexualpossum8485
      @anomnisexualpossum8485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Felt that once with the Futurama episode "Less Than Hero". I could have sworn Fry had a fourth superpower, but he only had super speed, super strength, and something like flight.

    • @bakrobertjohnston4889
      @bakrobertjohnston4889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Kinda like a video of a video game where it looks like it could be true and something you would dream about and then wake up and be confused for a bit why it isn’t real

    • @kitma9
      @kitma9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that's an amazing idea actually

  • @MissSallyB1
    @MissSallyB1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    "Petah, what do you mean you lost Stewie at the mall?"
    "Oh come on, Lois, it's no worse than the time that girl with the clock in her face babysat him."

    • @gusablor
      @gusablor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "gee lois this is worst than the time a teenager with a knife with white clothing told me to go to sleep"

    • @lulashlyn728
      @lulashlyn728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      “This is worse than that time I donated my kidney to that guy without eyes”

    • @ix9280
      @ix9280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "Aw gee, Lois. This is worse than the time I bought that bootleg Zelda game"

    • @Quacktivate
      @Quacktivate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      this reminds me of that time i got a minimum wage job at freddy fazbears pizza

    • @nekobrokenangel8599
      @nekobrokenangel8599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      XD fucking clockwork

  • @Midnight-Starfish
    @Midnight-Starfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    So when these people write these, do they not get the red squiggly line when they misspell a word, or do they think it's blood and it's making their story even scarier?

    • @Mrlaggy99
      @Mrlaggy99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Thats the scariest part of these stories.

    • @cumstain8389
      @cumstain8389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      They wouldn't have thought that red squiggly lines would make their story scarier. They probably never re-read their stories, and just upload them

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They probably have that either turned off or write these in their phones notes

    • @DuskPShermanWallaby123
      @DuskPShermanWallaby123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @pickledherring4136
      @pickledherring4136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I used to write terrible trollpastas when I was 9. English isn't my native language so the red squiggly lines always appear over everything, you can't really know what's wrong or what's right. I thought my english was spotless but looking back it was really terrible and so were my trollpastas - so painfully unfunny...
      I'm still kinda sad that trollpasta wiki got destroyed, I had like 30 horrible trollpastas written there. The only one I've seen reposted was the creepypasta about Spongebob being pregnant.

  • @phantomstrider
    @phantomstrider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    To be honest, these creepypastas are actually more tame than many modern Family Guy episodes 😆 Welcome back, Dennis. What a nice surprise to see another of your Creepypasta lists 😀

  • @Kokatsona
    @Kokatsona 4 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    “This is worse then that time we bleed Hyper-realistic blood”

    • @Shawno625
      @Shawno625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Why do blood and wet pennies smell the same?

    • @yeahok6240
      @yeahok6240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Shawno625 they are made by the same called atoms.

    • @Silly_guyyyyyyyy
      @Silly_guyyyyyyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/Bje_8Y7KUfM/w-d-xo.html

    • @trollsome
      @trollsome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do you mean “Real life blood”?

    • @creativescpsidontcare1104
      @creativescpsidontcare1104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *worst creepypasta ever.

  • @dapperdon1012
    @dapperdon1012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Kinda hard to make Family Guy scary when they all horrifically injure each other every episode.

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      There's legit an episode where Stewie falls down the stairs, cracks his skull open, and falls into a coma.

    • @Zman201
      @Zman201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@TheTheninjagummybear And Meg and Chris try to cover it up and make it worse

    • @jessepinkman4447
      @jessepinkman4447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Zman201 eventually Peter catches on and he throws Stewie behind lois’s car and then Lois tries to cover it up too 😂😂😂😂

    • @r3ml3p41
      @r3ml3p41 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If you ask me it is extra hard to make Adult Cartoons creepy since you know they are meant to be messed up

    • @flimp8020
      @flimp8020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In one episode Peters head literally blows up into chunks and splatters of blood because he ate a fudgsicle in one bite.

  • @r0tten.b0y
    @r0tten.b0y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    The swearing is the icing on the cake. It feels like a kid trying to be mature and edgy lmao

    • @sloanewalker42
      @sloanewalker42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That’s pretty much how kids try and look ‘mature’.

    • @Generic_emo_username
      @Generic_emo_username 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ikr? There are times when cursing is fine, but then there are the times where it's pretty unnecessary lmao

    • @andrewabate2570
      @andrewabate2570 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you just change your profile picture, Egg Post?

    • @hajdxhjjdjshsh2644
      @hajdxhjjdjshsh2644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not unlike the show..

    • @lqu
      @lqu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      haha 420 liek funneh nomba

  • @PidgeyHowler
    @PidgeyHowler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Do people who write Family Guy creepypastas just not realize Family Guy is already super violent? They act so surprised to see blood, as if nobody in Family Guy has ever bled.

    • @fritzy8318
      @fritzy8318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Maybe they’ve only seen the first few seasons where it wasn’t common place for the show to have gore?

    • @PidgeyHowler
      @PidgeyHowler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Its possible for some, but I imagine others are just younger writers who don't really consider that.

  • @SoulcatcherLucario
    @SoulcatcherLucario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1346

    "everyone's got a gun in their pocket!"
    Dennis this is America, this is normal for us

    • @jodieburton1827
      @jodieburton1827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Am america, can confirm

    • @pokelover3602
      @pokelover3602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, as far as America goes, at least.

    • @ManWithTheCow
      @ManWithTheCow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hehe I made the like number the funny number fear me

    • @Doge.51
      @Doge.51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i just remembered i left my gun at home, thanks for reminding me

    • @four-en-tee
      @four-en-tee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I too am America

  • @cheshirebryant2592
    @cheshirebryant2592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "A fearsome piece of shit," what a perfect phrase to summarize 90% of all bad creepypastas. Thank you, author, for such poetic way of calling things trash.

  • @tudorradutanase7977
    @tudorradutanase7977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    How isn't there a story where Quagmire becomes a toilet again, and kills and eats everyone in gory detail with lots of hiper-realistic blood???

    • @dixiecobb9189
      @dixiecobb9189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Weird thing is i would probably read it lol.

    • @tudorradutanase7977
      @tudorradutanase7977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me too! that's why i said it. (Also most likes in my life,Thank you all)

    • @Zakathon-s5d
      @Zakathon-s5d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Toilet more 😂👿😂😛😅😂😤👿😏😏😏😝😂🚽

    • @tudorradutanase7977
      @tudorradutanase7977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @The peepee poopoo Man also true

    • @kojekotake4524
      @kojekotake4524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hiper or hyper?

  • @nekoshadows9038
    @nekoshadows9038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Honestly "The Last Straw" sounds like the best Family Guy Episode ever

    • @BoberTee
      @BoberTee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Crossover episode

    • @Showtunediva
      @Showtunediva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I agree! I feel bad for Meg. Personally this would have been a good alternative ending for Seahorse Seashell Party.

    • @fandomthegirl
      @fandomthegirl ปีที่แล้ว

      That should be the series finale

  • @wfr2615
    @wfr2615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    hey peter we’re in a creepypasta
    friggin’ sweet, I am god!

    • @chupacadabra5161
      @chupacadabra5161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Hey, Lois, at least it's not as bad as the time Joe tried to kill me in that lost episode. (Insert Cutaway Here)

    • @ThatChristianMetaIhead
      @ThatChristianMetaIhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Frickin sweet Lois

    • @Maretoast
      @Maretoast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Meg- not for long because my boyfriend is Jeff

    • @chupacadabra5161
      @chupacadabra5161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Maretoast Oh, PEEEETAH, I think we should tell Meg about who Jeff the killer is.

    • @samanthamcclish
      @samanthamcclish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh my god, how could I break the news to meg about this? About the time when my friend quagmire tried to date her. Now this?!

  • @cree6594
    @cree6594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    the best thing about this video is that “the last straw” can actually qualify as a modern family guy episode lmao

  • @WeegeeSlayer123
    @WeegeeSlayer123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    This reminds me of the time I woke up in the middle of the night to the doorbell ringing. I answered the door and found Brian with hyper-realistic eyes staring at me. He asked "Hey, you wanna play some Fortnite?"

  • @daces.604
    @daces.604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    It seems today, that all you see is gore in stories and static on TV.
    But where are those good old fashioned pasta values on which we used to rely?

    • @CassiusStelar
      @CassiusStelar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lucky there's the ARG guys.

    • @Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      @Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CassiusStelar have you heard of dad?

    • @Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      @Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CassiusStelar he's defenently human like me!

    • @CassiusStelar
      @CassiusStelar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy You ruined it... Before it even had a chance to be born, you killed it.

    • @Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      @Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CassiusStelar and I'm proud.

  • @Everik-ct6pg
    @Everik-ct6pg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Honestly it might be impossible to make a functional conventional creepypasta about Family Guy since the content in the show is already disturbing and gory as hell.

    • @Sytheduke
      @Sytheduke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yeah, the Last Straw one just sounds like a regular episode.

    • @aubreyh1930
      @aubreyh1930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Use physiological horror and actually good writing

    • @anomnisexualpossum8485
      @anomnisexualpossum8485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aubreyh1930 psychological horror? What's that?

    • @DavidRamirez-se2yt
      @DavidRamirez-se2yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sf debris

    • @aubreyh1930
      @aubreyh1930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Aura The Pansexual Failure it’s exactly what it sounds like. You use psychology to scare people instead of cheap jump scares. It’s harder to do but it’ll last way longer

  • @rainbowpixels8373
    @rainbowpixels8373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Fun fact: the number 1 story was actually a ripoff of another awful creepypasta called “Arthur: death of grandma”

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aw, geez. That story. Yeah, I see it now.

    • @TheGageShow2-xh5oy
      @TheGageShow2-xh5oy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@pundertalefan4391and that Arthur story was a piece of shit to begin with in my opinion.

  • @koshavinka2995
    @koshavinka2995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    P-petah
    Don't turn me into Hyperrealistic Plushies
    *a lois Plushie with black eyes tearing up **_blood_** appears behind you*
    _PETE-_

    • @synchrolord
      @synchrolord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's scarier than all the stories combined 🤣

    • @cupcakenews5788
      @cupcakenews5788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love that XD

  • @fillyfoxtm
    @fillyfoxtm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    When you remember the real episode where Peter’s mom,Thelma, dies has Peter shits his pants at work and return home to just assume they heard what happened only to find out Thelma died and Peter and Lois go to the nursing home only to run into Thelma’s friend who ends up kissing Peter in the end and then Peter accidentally kills her in the end after she apologizes and they hug each other and this episode is just as bad lmaooo

    • @ainbraybaker207
      @ainbraybaker207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @aileengarvin3632
      @aileengarvin3632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not as bad as the Brian and stewie stuck in a bank vault episode. I mean, I get that seth was supporting the writers strike, but come on

    • @PRINCENARCISSIST
      @PRINCENARCISSIST 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aileengarvin3632 That was actually a pretty good episode

    • @modifiedapple5522
      @modifiedapple5522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aileengarvin3632
      That was one of the best episodes

    • @unclebaba3463
      @unclebaba3463 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@aileen garvin that was a good episode

  • @RagnarokiaNG
    @RagnarokiaNG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    We all thought Family Guy was a Comedy, but we thought wrong. I knew that moment when I saw this episode, Peter bled blood, more blood than a human could possibly contain for minutes on end, it lost all its humour and became just a sick and twisted agonisingly long scene of the same repeated clip of Peter making a pained sound as he bled over and over and over an...
    Oh wait this is isn't a creepypasta, its just the show.

  • @Brianna-eo8nu
    @Brianna-eo8nu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    That thumbnail art of Brian’s severed head is more genuinely unsettling then any of the stories on this video.

  • @lionblaze0384
    @lionblaze0384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    The thing is, all the things described could literally just be wraunchy modern family guy jokes. As shown by the story talking about Stewie getting hit by a car and the clips accompanying it being of an episode with even worse content than if he'd actually gotten his wound from being run over. It can't be scary, because that's literally just family guy.

    • @flying-magpie
      @flying-magpie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      They did the exact same thing with Brian, car, mutilation, everything. That was an actual episode and he died. That was until the next episode where he was revived by the classic, "going back in time" and stopping the event from happening.
      I honestly think the author just copied the episode.

    • @RoTheeQueen
      @RoTheeQueen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@flying-magpie the episode with the Stewie getting ran over was an episode about them neglecting and abusing Stewie, Throwing a baby under a car holds no significance to the show coz edgy humor ig

    • @amipickett4835
      @amipickett4835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Took the words right out of my mouth. Most of these creepypastas are literally things that have happened for could happen in family guy with it's edgy sense of humor

    • @the4tierbridge
      @the4tierbridge 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flying-magpie No you dummy, that was THREE episodes after.

    • @poopshitter6333
      @poopshitter6333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      exactly
      family guy has literally always been edgy and dark, and has become more like that over the years
      its my kinda humor
      so trying to make a creepypasta abt it, like a lost episode one, would just honestly end up making it kinda tacky and make it seem like worse content
      it also literally just seems like an episode where they said
      'hey fuck it, why not make an edgy, weird stupid gorey episode'
      but anyway

  • @floopismcfloorpus4396
    @floopismcfloorpus4396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Lois: *Peter! Brian got hyper-realistically run over by a hyper-realistic car! He’s now hyper-realistically dead!*

    • @jenncarver4706
      @jenncarver4706 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Of grandmother

  • @SoshiTheYoshi
    @SoshiTheYoshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    “Awful Family Guy creepypastas”
    So, you mean Life of Brian?

    • @lonewolfkiller1015
      @lonewolfkiller1015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @gilbert3672
      @gilbert3672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Imagine a universe were Life of Brian didn't air and it came out as a lost episode creepypasta.

    • @nosebonkisgod1170
      @nosebonkisgod1170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We need 10 awful South Park creepypastas

    • @lonewolfkiller1015
      @lonewolfkiller1015 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nosebonkisgod1170 yes

    • @gilbert3672
      @gilbert3672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nosebonkisgod1170 Woodland Critters is a creepypasta on its own, so I wanna see anyone top that lol

  • @HankThePimpHill
    @HankThePimpHill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    'Short, Unscary, Kinda Cringey, Overwritten Pastas!'
    'Short, Unscary, Kinda Cringey, Overwritten Pastas!'
    'Short, Unscary, Kinda Cringey, Overwritten Pastas!'
    Hi, I'm Hal Arrington of Hal Arrington's
    Short, Unscary, Kinda Cringey, Overwritten Pastas!
    Due to an error in copying and pasting, I am currently OVERSTOCKED with Short, Unscary, Kinda Cringey, Overwritten Pastas, and I'm passing the torture onto YOUUUUUUUU!!

    • @Mrlaggy99
      @Mrlaggy99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yo, I’ll take twenty short unscary kinda cringey over written pastas. Been needing some for a while

    • @JaydenMontano
      @JaydenMontano 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      'Short, Unscary, Kinda Cringey, Overwritten Pastas!'

    • @catlovingtrio
      @catlovingtrio 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      In this case, the pastas are better for being shorter so you don't have to endure them for as long.

  • @a_yeahboi7635
    @a_yeahboi7635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    HOLY CRAP LOIS, THIS REMINDS ME OF WHEN BRIAN WAS A DEMON

  • @dakonkorroto9950
    @dakonkorroto9950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Rick and Morty isn’t boring I mean he turned himself into a pickle man.

    • @scarletdevil2003
      @scarletdevil2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Funniest shit I ever did see

    • @acronix9565
      @acronix9565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Heck yeah! My favorite episode.

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can describe Rick and Morty in many different ways. But boring definitely isn't one of them. XD

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    *_PEEETAH, FREDDY FREAKAH’S DANCIN’ ON OUR LIVIN’ ROOM._*

    • @campu8748
      @campu8748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      In Stewie voice “Eehhhhh Freddy freaker eehhhhh”

    • @nah6892
      @nah6892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Holy freakin crap louis."

    • @bobbypatty4
      @bobbypatty4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *OH BOY!!! FIVE NITES AT FEDDIES IS AT OUR HOUS AT 3AMMM! SO COOL!*
      -Chris

    • @bimblorthe1st290
      @bimblorthe1st290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MadWatcher anything but him...

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 ปีที่แล้ว

      Freddy Freaker is actually horrifying.

  • @GDQuaza
    @GDQuaza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “It is true Meg, our son, Stewie Griffin, is dead. Never to return.”
    “Did he at least sing one last song?”

  • @noahwood2620
    @noahwood2620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Spongebob: Hey 🅱️eter.
    🅱️eter: yes Spongebob?
    Spongebob: Charlotte's Web for the PS2!
    🅱️eter: holy crap!
    (Insert a cringey fake giveaway here)

    • @trashycannoey
      @trashycannoey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      press dislike to get 6 xbox series x and 7 ps5 for free

    • @yeetyeet8792
      @yeetyeet8792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      (Insert random crossover)

    • @blubasnurk4241
      @blubasnurk4241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sp🅾️nge🅱️🅾️🅱️

    • @Puppyjuan_1970
      @Puppyjuan_1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      like for a free android

    • @aligaytor
      @aligaytor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      holy Brap

  • @elliot3751
    @elliot3751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    All of these creepy pastas sound like a knock off episode tho 🤧
    1: Sounds like the Brian episode but with Stewie instead.
    2: Sounds like a cut part of the acid trip part that Brian went to.
    3: Sounds like the episode where Meg went to prison.
    4: Is literally like the part where it shows Stewie blow up the background while Peter and Lois are talking. I guess this was the version where he went crazy...
    5: Every family guy episode basically 😐

  • @maladrex3
    @maladrex3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “ Hey Peata, remember that time I wore a pink shirt? “

    • @BoberTee
      @BoberTee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ''Hehehehehh''

    • @BloodProjekt
      @BloodProjekt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Freaking sweet

  • @jeorfryemuntgumry3565
    @jeorfryemuntgumry3565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Why are these creepypastas funnier than the show

  • @omasta5500
    @omasta5500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This thumbnail is scarier then any of these stories

  • @nevathemouse9437
    @nevathemouse9437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Oh my god, i can’t believe our son, stewie Griffon, is dead!”

  • @Flamestar320
    @Flamestar320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Last time I was this early, Seth MacFarlane didn't hate working on this show.

  • @DestructionatorWitch
    @DestructionatorWitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Watching Christmas specials in summer is completely valid"
    Bless you djdhfhehj

  • @petebumble6224
    @petebumble6224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I liked the video, but I still didn't get a free iPhone 5. I can't believe you would scam me like this.

    • @qulipz5967
      @qulipz5967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @gracecookie4604
      @gracecookie4604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Could so make an iPhone joke about that being the one reason not to hit the like.

    • @hemsasdemons
      @hemsasdemons 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@qulipz5967 I am not getting tricked by that link.

    • @qulipz5967
      @qulipz5967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hemsasdemons Aw man

  • @eyeseedee
    @eyeseedee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    11:12 "Hello, officer? Hello? Please help, officer! OH GOD, my neighbor, he's... he's watching FAMILY GUY!"

  • @ERRORDownBad
    @ERRORDownBad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "hey lois look, I'm in a hoodohoodlumsrevenge video"

  • @prod.n8te
    @prod.n8te 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Hoodlum should add a typo counter
    We would discover numbers higher than ∞

    • @acidwizzardbastard
      @acidwizzardbastard 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm currently trying to hold myself back from explaining some weird math shit... just watch the Vsauce video on counting past infinity.

    • @prod.n8te
      @prod.n8te 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@acidwizzardbastard if you trynna sound smart just know that it isn't really working

    • @acidwizzardbastard
      @acidwizzardbastard 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@prod.n8te Nah, I'm just recommending you watch a good video by a great TH-camr before I attempt to explain something I can hardly comprehend.

  • @wilmeofficial
    @wilmeofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The last straw one just sounded like an ordinary episode

  • @lizziescott
    @lizziescott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I feel like Family Guy being a comedy isn't what makes creepypasta for it not work.
    I feel like it's more so because..Family Guy lives on shock value.
    So do most creepypastas.
    And pretty much anything you say happened isn't all that shocking or scary because Family Guy WOULD DO THAT. Like for half of these I could picture then as just legitimate episodes. Maybe ones that take place in a dream but they don't sound like something the show witters wouldn't want airing.

    • @alecrutz956
      @alecrutz956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The Last Straw actually does sound like an episode, if anything, its like Seahorse Seashell Party but if Meg went further in getting back at everyone (the stormy thing also helps make this connection too)
      Honestly, would rather see TLS as an episode than SSP.

    • @bakrobertjohnston4889
      @bakrobertjohnston4889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can’t make a scary story with an already scary thing

  • @Essbaee
    @Essbaee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The thumbnail is scarier than all of these stories.. Worth it.

  • @Applepoisoneer
    @Applepoisoneer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm so glad you trotted this format out again. I always love these.
    Honestly, I feel like a lot of the writers of Family guy are listening to these, thinking ,"Yeah, that's a solid episode idea! Lets do it!"
    I actually kind of wish "The Last Straw" was a real episode. It would be an incredibly satisfying ending to the series. At least for me, who never enjoyed it much.

  • @anabeatrizcaetano3121
    @anabeatrizcaetano3121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Hey Lois, remember the time when I got stuck in that Sonic.exe game.

  • @sparkofdemons3987
    @sparkofdemons3987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Peter started screaming at loud"
    The guy named Loud: *(Confused screaming)*

  • @WESAVEDTHELEFT1863
    @WESAVEDTHELEFT1863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Pure blood."
    Me, a WW2 history buff: Uh oh.
    UH OH.
    *UH OH.*

    • @dezgasting
      @dezgasting 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh no.

    • @olywilleventuallyanimate9646
      @olywilleventuallyanimate9646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just a guy who wants to reenact
      WW1 was bc an Austrian guy got shot
      WW2 was bc an Austrian guy wasn’t shot

    • @Roperfield
      @Roperfield 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *OOOOH NOOOOO*

    • @Mrlaggy99
      @Mrlaggy99 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got a feeling this isn’t gonna go well.

    • @qulipz5967
      @qulipz5967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQh/w-d-xo.htmlttps://th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @plaguegoose596
    @plaguegoose596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how in the "Last Straw" every word is capitalized except I, the *only* word that needed to be capitalized.

  • @synchrolord
    @synchrolord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I absolutely love your content mate, especially these creepypasta readings keep up the amazing work

  • @thetravelingmarauder1777
    @thetravelingmarauder1777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    how to disprove all these creepypastas
    remember the actors have to voice act and none of them would do this

  • @zephyrian1006
    @zephyrian1006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    last time I was this early, family guy was still good

  • @kirbyplier
    @kirbyplier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    15:17 Look like someone should change that family guy creepypasta title to Family Guy- death of Grammar

    • @HeminMMH
      @HeminMMH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good one 😂😂😂

  • @ImAmNotAesthetic
    @ImAmNotAesthetic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Next time shall be 5 awful American Dad creepypastas

  • @ytwhattup6128
    @ytwhattup6128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    8:13 sounds like an average family guy episode to me.

  • @uchihaedgelord5589
    @uchihaedgelord5589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "hey lois! remember that time i met jeff the killer and slenderman!"

  • @MednaTheFox
    @MednaTheFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the thing about Family Guy fanfictions is that I can actually picture them happening in Family Guy

  • @Theffs-handle
    @Theffs-handle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    HEY PETER, HELP ME I’M DYING OF TUBERCULOSIS!

    • @goten9858
      @goten9858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey Lois I got lumbago it’s real bad.

    • @Theffs-handle
      @Theffs-handle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dredgen Yor It’s a slow and painful death my brother.

    • @Chaching960
      @Chaching960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you see Arthur Morgan then tell me

    • @Theffs-handle
      @Theffs-handle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Black water Police department if you insist.

    • @XaidynPinckney
      @XaidynPinckney 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      9,674 years ago.....

  • @myfriend5282
    @myfriend5282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Stewie: *has literal ray gun that shoots actual lasers*
    The lois : ok go play outside

  • @theo8470
    @theo8470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Peter wouldn’t do that no!!!! I am crying he wouldn’t do that no!!

  • @nekobrokenangel8599
    @nekobrokenangel8599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel like the last straw could honestly be written into a decent Halloween special.

  • @extreme_wrestling3476
    @extreme_wrestling3476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:45, I cant focus on the story because I cant stop laughing at Peter Griffin's walk animation.

  • @JDog-ge3bz
    @JDog-ge3bz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The last brain cells I had from listening to the last story were slaughtered slowly and painfully 🤯

  • @AFUniversCat
    @AFUniversCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    ''Brian's collar was missing.''
    Very spooooooky.
    Everytime my cats loose their collars i surely freak out.

    • @quickerster
      @quickerster ปีที่แล้ว +1

      İ also shit brick when my mom chabges her shirt😨

  • @AidGum
    @AidGum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I wanna see an episode on bad Fairly OddParents creepypasta.

  • @usernamepassword236
    @usernamepassword236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Pure blood" as apposed to 99% blood

  • @TayTayMakesBeats
    @TayTayMakesBeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Glad you're still doing this! Not enough people talking about shitty creepypastas nowadays.

  • @Flamingbro69
    @Flamingbro69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey Lois, Remember the time Stewie turned into Slender Man

  • @Showtunediva
    @Showtunediva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Last Straw sounds like a much better episode when they are stuck indoors during the hurricane and Meg stands up to her family and takes everything back at the end of the episode.

  • @stan_1999
    @stan_1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:26 I can see this happening in a new episode. It would make so much sense because Family Guy often streches out scenes for several seconds for some reason. Like Brian puking for like 20 seconds.

    • @DrierLocket7477
      @DrierLocket7477 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or the beached whale scene

  • @jacobturner3059
    @jacobturner3059 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can just imagine Stewie’s death being referenced in an actual Family Guy episode, but when Peter sees Stewie’s dead body, he says "This is worse than the time that I…" and starts a cutaway gag, and next scene, Stewie is completely fine. In other words, Peter resurrected Stewie via a cutaway scene.

  • @pandosham
    @pandosham 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Remember when "It shall kill though" was the worst creepypasta?
    Pepperidge farm remembers

  • @tgcgvt1769
    @tgcgvt1769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    15:37 this should be on 10 funniest creepy pastas 😂😂

    • @HeminMMH
      @HeminMMH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seriously 😂😂😂

  • @GhostTrickFan
    @GhostTrickFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always love these sorts of videos! The spelling and grammar of these stories really makes you question some of humanity sometimes!

  • @weirdoscorner1917
    @weirdoscorner1917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I think you should do a count whenever the story has misspellings.

  • @That_Isabelle
    @That_Isabelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I’m still waiting for animal crossing creepypastas.....

  • @Gorentaya
    @Gorentaya ปีที่แล้ว

    Around this time of the year i always find myself going back and binging all your videos while i draw
    You have such a nice voice, its perfect as background noise while i draw spooky art

  • @thefreelancequeen
    @thefreelancequeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Family Guy’s current season is honestly great, it’s just chaos for no reason and it doesn’t care

    • @dawnofthedead915
      @dawnofthedead915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm almost glad most of the comments are taking a stab at the violent content in the show (which, let's face it, was rampant even in the so-called 'good years') rather than incessant bitching about MacFarlane (whose episodes are usually damn good, though few; and his material on 'The Orville,' which I will definitely say shows a great amount of consistency in how good it is, but also his growth as a writer) and how often you see his name on Fox shows.
      That aside, MacFarlane actively asked Fox to cancel 'Family Guy' about a decade or so ago. So I'm quite sure he actually has some good sense as well.

  • @shanicepudge3650
    @shanicepudge3650 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Soooooo glad you’ve made another one of these types of videos! Thank youuu :)

  • @nobieboston7374
    @nobieboston7374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How is the thumbnail scarier than the creepypastas

  • @Kids_Scissors
    @Kids_Scissors 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That first one actually feels like a real Family Guy episode since they kill off characters left and right

  • @ashton7282
    @ashton7282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lois: Peter! Please don’t write me into a bad creepypasta!
    NOOOOOOOOOO

  • @samicrab6474
    @samicrab6474 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn, it feels like it's been forever since I've seen your channel. Good to have you back in my feed.

  • @spicypeppers7773
    @spicypeppers7773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Let's at least appreciate how even the shitty creepypastas know how bad the later seasons are

  • @popdg2412
    @popdg2412 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:10 "They had no eyes"
    "They had pure blood coming from their eyes"
    Make up your mind

  • @kclink1579
    @kclink1579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Here's my Family Guy creepypaster. Feel free to use it Louis.
    Title: Stewie is dead.
    I turned on the TV and Stewie was dead.

    • @sberky98
      @sberky98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      spoopy

  • @supernintendochalmers3385
    @supernintendochalmers3385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow. It’s rare that the crappypastas genuinely match their source material in quality

  • @chrissybarnes6289
    @chrissybarnes6289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hey Lois remember that time I was in sonic the hedgehog 2

  • @jacobthekirby
    @jacobthekirby ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "What happened to Stewie" Lois said calmly

  • @Pandadude-eg9li
    @Pandadude-eg9li 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:01 That is honestly how a real episode could go, though it isn't canon.

  • @slightlyannoyedegg5466
    @slightlyannoyedegg5466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When hartmen said:
    Mr Griffin your mother you to show Peters grandmother:
    I felt that

  • @therealblacktronempire1987
    @therealblacktronempire1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:19 "What even is this?"
    _This is America!_

  • @zombiesalmon4997
    @zombiesalmon4997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Holy crap lois it’s clockwork.
    It must be hard to make a family guy creepypasta because they’ve probably already done something similar, if not worse, in the show.

  • @idunnowhattoname2110
    @idunnowhattoname2110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:09 HOW DARE HE CALL RICK AND MORTY BORING

  • @flightofthebluejay
    @flightofthebluejay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Peter
    Please dont turn me into a marketable creepypasta

  • @synchrolord
    @synchrolord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:01 I didn't know Kira was in family guy

  • @forkempty
    @forkempty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I swear, all of these creepypastas always start with people getting their shows from shady sites/sources.