I'm an asymptomatic strep A carrier, when I was a kid I gave my sister and cousins strep throat 8 times in as many months and eventually they had to get their tonsils out. Strep A also causes scarlet fever and necrotizing fasciitis. Because I'm a completely asymptomatic carrier I can have it at any time and be spreading it around with absolutely zero knowledge I'm doing so. Point is I enjoy explaining this to people who ask why I still mask. "I'm a flesh-eating bacteria vector" is a great way to shut people up.
This may be bad to say- idk, but I’m hoping that means you only spread it and not experience it yourself?- I remember a few years ago when I was like- 12? 11-13 at least, and I got strep without knowing what it was at all and legitimately thought I was dying bc “my throat was closing from the inside” and I’d hate the thought of someone having that like at any random time just bc they’re a carrier - that said I’m just some dumb highschooler so that’s probably not how it works but I’m still gonna hope it’s not and that you, yourself, are okay🙏💙
@@kurieita7607 They said they're an asymptomatic carrier, so I'm pretty sure that means they don't get symptoms. Hopefully that can bring you some relief
Goodness, I’m super paranoid about getting other people sick, and I don’t even have anything like that, I can’t imagine how rough that’s got to be for you. 🥺
1:04 I can attest to this. My gay friend is the most homophobic person ik. Anytime any of us go “hot men,” he’s ready to say ew in the most fruity way possible.
The period cramp simulators crack me up because every time a woman who has bad craps uses them they are 100% not phased at all, just like "Yep, that's about right". Then when a man tries them it's all "OH GOD! HOW DO YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?!!"
@@GunsAndAmmo3 Nobody cares. You get told basically from age 12 that it's normal and nobody has time to baby you. Nonstop "it's not that bad" and "suck it up, all women go through it" so you start to gaslight yourself into thinking maybe it really isn't that bad. Every time you're curled up into a ball trying not to cry, someone tells you to get up and go to work/school, the world doesn't stop just cause you're hurting. Boys in school bitching about the fact that you can go to the bathroom "whenever you want", like it's a privilege. Over time you just stop telling people when it feels like your internal organs are being slowly ripped out, because you've learned that either no one gives a shit or they think you're asking for additional privileges "simply because you're a girl!"
The one man I (F) would expect it not to phase would be my dad - and THAT'S only because he has chronic pain from a splintering spine and other odd things going on with his bones that he is now a wheelchair user. He is in a state of constant pain, so if one of those simulators managed to hurt him even more I'd be both impressed and horrified.
@@QuincyQuinn95 Yeah I think people who have chronic pain totally understand and probably (rightly) would be happy if they only had to deal with pain once a month instead of all the time.
i have endometriosis (luckily mine is very responsive to hormonal birth control) and when i was a teenager pre diagnosis my cramps were unbearable. while i was rolling around in bed groaning in pain, my big brother offered to take me to our GP, instead of doing the weird "its not that bad" bs. im glad he didnt have to go through a torment nexus to be a good brother
My pain got worse over the years until it was 24/7. I got my uterus removed this year, and all of the endometrium tissues were nestled in its walls. No specks on my organs, just a big, hardened uterus. Tf. My pain is gone now. I am relearning what life without constant cramps is like. I hope yours continues to stay responsive to hormonal treatment. 🙏
Nice to hear anecdotes about other older siblings that weren't bullies, I'm still shocked by the things some of my peers gleefully recount having done to their family.
im glad you have a good brother! my big bubba would practically become my butler when i had bad cramps; fetching me food, drinks, pills, anything bc he couldn't STAND to see me hurting. im glad there's good ppl in the world :)
"Clicky-poo" the hoodie man says, unaware of the danger he has put himself in by publicly associating himself with The Click... and therfore his fanbase Edit: Nothing is wrong with The Clicks fanbase guys, they/we are a bit just silly funny goofy and a little fruity. Really Kwites fans are the same, more or less unhinged.
7:43 Bar security guard story. In my training course to serve alcohol they explicitly call out keeping an eye on people who are going to the bathroom often as it's a common way drug dealers sell their product. The poor guy was probably just taught to look out for these kinds of patterns and was just doing his job as opposed to being nosy for no reason
@@jacksont9455 You probably are lol, but probably they just give the bathroom a good sweep to investigate before they'll accuse you. They'll look around for any hidden stashes and also look to see if you're just 1 guy in a stall or if you have people in there with you. Don't worry about it too much, but you might notice it now that security should be subtly following you in one of the times you go
14:00 My upper back was severely broken and required spinal rods to stabilize it, then it started degenerating due to improper healing, so my back hunches forward a bit. Due to my rods, I can't just straighten my back out because they've curved along with my back. I've gotten the "You need to sit up straight, you've got terrible posture, etc." bullshit so many times. The looks on their faces when I tell them why it is physically impossible for me to sit up straight is always priceless.
Fr? Mine is the opposite. My spine is fused from the lower back and stops just before my neck. It is very straight, I am incapable of slouching. I mean I sorta fake it by moving my shoulders forward and my neck forward, but that's it. It looks good but I am in absolute hell everytime I have to sit in a chair intended for people with flexibility in their spine.
@Tera_totally Yeah, my spine ended up healing curved because I was anorexic at the time and had basically no muscle mass in my back to hold my back upright. I begged my Drs for a back brace to wear while it was healing so that it wouldn't heal curved because I could already feel it curving after only a month out of the hospital, but they said that I didn't know what I was talking about and that it definitely wouldn't curve. Well, it did, and now my spine is permanently damaged by their incompetence. After only 4 years, I've lost 3-4 inches (~7-10 cm) in height from my back curving. My shoulders naturally point inward no matter how hard I try to pull them back which puts more strain on my spine. Due to the curve in my back and the way I have to sit to stay upright, looking forward is the equivalent for my neck of looking up towards the ceiling, which is really not good because my neck was also broken in 4 places. What's worse is I never even found out if my neck healed properly or not (considering the severe pain, grinding, and crackling at any movement, maybe not) because the neurologist that was supposed to handle all that refused to see me after he had one small difficulty with my insurance that he and his staff caused by improperly labeling and coding my documents. I can't sit up for more than an hour or two without severe pain, let alone actually do anything. Needless to say, my Drs REALLY fucked up, but there's nothing I can do about it.
@@__idfk__better anecdote than what was in the video. The guy only had mild scoliosis (classification of mild isn't visible and it's scoliosis not lordosis so most likely they weren't sitting up straight anyway too) and victimizing themselves.
As someone who works in a bar people going to the bathroom more often than usual is a common sign that they are either doing drugs or they’ve snuck in extra drinks so it makes sense for the security guard to question it.
Re: period cramps So a fun thing that doesnt get talked about much is that one of the effects of mtf hormone replacement therapy is, surprise, you get period symptoms. This includes cramps. Cue my finding this out the hard way waking up one morning and my intestines feel like they're trying to escape Alien-style. Shit HURTS!
Im ftm and one of the things im desperately waiting for is having the pain and blood disappear forever side note you might already know this but get a heating pad and ibuprofen they are life savers
As some who unfortunately has endometriosis (essentially lining of uterus grows outside uterus and causes varying issues and i am putting this very mildly) I got u covered for cramps. Heat pack or hot water bottle, ibuprofen, and if that doesn't help, go naproxen. Chocolate is also a need, not a want. You will need it. Walking and stretching too, if you can. You may also get lower back pain, I'm unsure if it applies for mtf, but just in case it's best to know about it. Also pain shooting down the back of your legs, and potentially expect nausea, bloating and headaches. Acne can get better or worse, most folk get it worse. Emotions may get a bit intense too. Joint pain as well because why not. Also your chest may get sore. This will suck especially if they are still growing so be aware. Transport of any kind with bumps on the road ouch. On the plus side it can also make your chest bigger so I can imagine that's fantastic for any dysphoria, so there is a silver lining. I hope this helps? Again I'm unsure which apply specifically to transitioning as I'm very cis, but it may help narrow down symptoms so it can be managed best.
The Bambi kid was so me, watched so many animal documentaries. Spent so much time explaining the extreme lives of animals. My 9/11 was a hyena/lion documentary. Like, the goddamn hyena princess was murdered by the lion king, who was had also just fought his way into his pride.
My mom was a teen in the 80s. A very bad combo. She had one of those perve calls and I can’t remember what she told me she said but he yelled “you’re sick” on the phone and hung up.
Not all baby spiders eat their mothers, it's mostly dependent on the species and there's also some case by case as food is food at the end of the day. Some mother (or father) spiders die some short time after eggs hatch as part of their biological clock basically and the babies consume their parents remains - truly a final gift after the gift of life. There is also a species where the male impales itself willingly on his mates spines to feed them - but that goes into the question of do spiders eat their mates, another mixed results topic that is species and case by case dependent. Spiders are very diverse and complex critters that I find very fun to chatter about at times where I see an opportunity to share knowledge ::::3 Edit: I also wanna share that wolf spiders are among the many examples of the spiders who do *not eat their parents - famously they actually are taken care of for a while on the mothers back until they are large enough to leave and start their own lives!
Personally, I hate that they are called cramps in the first place cause its not just a cramp, it's prolonged PAIN, it's period pain. Calling the pain cramps kinda dismisses what it actually feels like to have the walls of your insides rip and tear off and bleed out of you for 3-7 days straight.
7:22 can confirm, lost my mother and so i got to enjoy growing up being immune to yo momma jokes (dont worry i was too young to remember her. or maybe that makes it worse, your pick.) unfortunately it only works until someone thinks im bluffing and doubles down, or believes me and doubles down regardless like a maniac, and im uncertain whether to feel offended or impressed whenever it happens lmao
I can tell you right now that, as a person with disabilities on the internet, the person with scoliosis clarifying they were diagnosed was a good call. Too many people will fake claim you just for saying you have a disability without saying first that you’re diagnosed. And even if you do say it, people will say fake claim you :/ just less often
i'm an undiagnosed autistic and whenever it's brought up, i inevitably have to explain that i would've gotten diagnosed when i was 14, but i was terrified of being bullied/ostracized even more than i already was, so i faked my way _out_ of the diagnosis. i'm now trying to get the diagnosis that i deliberately avoided six years ago, but it's harder now that i'm an adult
@ thats part of the gatekeeping! a lot of people dont realise that 1. its safer for some to not have a diagnosis and 2. some people cant get it because they either fully cant or are struggling to
@@thereyvan similar situation here. Unfortunately, my only diagnosed disability is Tourette's. I don't think I can physically get a proper diagnosis for some of the things I have. For some others, there's no point in having a diagnosis. For ADHD, I would have gotten diagnosed as a child but my dad and school didn't think it was that bad. For autism, I physically was stopped at every turn from getting referred as a kid, and now I can't even get referred right now as an adult because of the council making stupid decisions. And a recent one I actually got is really hard to diagnose because of how it is diagnosed :/ I'm still in the process of trying to get it diagnosed so I can get meds and hopefully PIP
7:14 I have to get used to avoid using the bathroom in public because it's almost guaranteed that the Ohio Senate will be passing an education bill that had a bathroom bill tacked onto it at the last minute before the House passed it. I'm a trans guy and I don't want to make anyone (including myself) uncomfortable by using the women's room if the gender neutral one (if there is one at all) is occupied (the ones at my campus are all single occupancy), and I don't want to risk getting in trouble or harassed by using the men's room. My bladder already hates me enough because of my ADHD hyperfocus so I gotta get this under control
Either way keep in mind Kwite is right and take care of ur bladder !!! Only saying this bcoz im reaping the consequences of a similar but diff dilemma and if not in public/somewhere safe trust DONT ignore it. No one deserves to be uncomfortable using the restroom, especially you, and you deserve to take care of your organs, I'm sorry you have to go through this =(
Dude you reminded me that i still need to fight (at my highschool they began making gender neutral stalls just for teachers again before i graduated, and thats not right for yknow the people that need it)
HELP I-😭I DECIDED TO PHOTOSYNTHESIZE SCHOOL AND SOME OTHER BOYS YELLED "WOW, GLUCOSE!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF (WE ARE ALL FOLAGE) AND THEY ALL GOT CHOPPED DOWN TO CREATE MORE FARMLAND 😭😭🌳🌲
Love r/TTB and Click, have fun exploring. The cramp simulator sounds like such a nice thing. Ender of so many misconceptions. It should be in all sex-ed classes and college campuses. And political office. Need to get through five hours on it for every bill put forward about AFABs' health.
14:53 the closest unisex comparison i can make is that feeling you get in your guts when you have a massive emergency diarrhea shit moving through it, like the kind that rings alarm bells in your brain. but like you cant shit to relieve it it just hovers in that general area. when i was still new to having periods id often rush to the bathroom thinking i had to shit when it was just cramps.
Doesn't sound that bad as someone with really bad cramps. Teachers used to send me to the dorm because they could see the suffering on my face. I once got an A+ on a last test in a subject whilst going through that too. Because the world doesn't care and we just have to trudge along. 😭People who don't experience periods could NEVER. 🤣 But there's a billion other symptoms that come with the periods for some of us. I et horrible pain in my thighs and lower back to the point I struggle to sleep, because my thighs are touching and the weight of one on the other is enough to cause horrible suffering. Then there's the period poops. Then there's the bad mood because we're supposed to just act like our insides aren't being shredded. Which is my best comparison. It has always felt like someone has reached a hand into my stomach and is tearing it from the inside. Scratching, gripping in the fist, pulling in different directions. Shredding. I have laid in bed doing the sort of breathing they teach women when giving birth and crying, waiting for co-codamol to kick in. Which is codeine and paracetamol in one pill. And that would be the one and only pain killer that works for me. 👍
@@TheHestya have you looked into things like endometriosis or PCOS? doctors like to gaslight you and say you're overreacting or it's normal but periods should NOT feel like giving birth.
Period cramps often come with shit cramps too. Because the muscles are close to each other and the stronger the uterine contractions, the more likely it is to activate intestines. A British comedian made fun of this by saying the uterus is have a sale and the intestines join in on clearance, saying everything must go. It's all mimicry for having a kid too. Which is also why many people in childbirth also shit themselves.
not all spiders do matriphagy. wolf spiders and some tarantulas (especially social ones like M. balfouri) are consumate mothers. wolf spiders carry their egg-sacks with them and when the youngins hatch she carries a ball of babies on her back until the little ones grew a bit and disperse. m balfouri hunts and leaves the prey for her spiderlings. another paralyses prey, puts her eggs on it and then leaves after closing the burrow the matriphage do something similar but with her own body
I love people getting the consequences of their actions, even when they're harmless. This was nice. 😌 Also love that The Click was mentioned! I enjoy both of your content. 😊Thanks for the image of you with one of those horrific vertical mouths. 😭
6:35 I do the same thing when I’m at bars. Before I warm up to socializing, I drink a screwdriver and listen to the music, bobbing my head like the little parakeet I am, and occasionally warming up socializing by complimenting people.
Lol I had a pretty close period v muscle cramps argument with my brother. He ended up saying "don't talk about periods that's gross" to which I snapped "if you think hearing about periods is gross imagine how bad it is to have one" never argued about it again lol
Two things 1: Yes please try a period cramp simulator. Those are always interesting to see. 2: Periods/menstruation is actually kind of interesting. Human/primate fetuses overtime got more invasive and dangerous and it seems that a period is actually a way to protect the mother from the fetus stealing resources if it's not a healthy one. (Miscarriages are not only traumatizing, they're also super dangerous and the placenta is very invasive) Fun fact: We also don't know why we have period every month, but two theories suggest cleaning out from sperm caused infections and that it's more cost effective to recreate the lining instead of maintaining it all the time
4:20 I had the same thing, this is how I found out I had an allergy that realigned my nose and made me produce so much mucus I don’t sleep at night nor want to go outside, you should get an allergy test, kwite
6:30 that is totally me. I like meeting people and you cant meet people staying at home. But while i like to have random conversations I get really anxious about starting those conversations, so unless someone ends up talking to me im just on my phone.
HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WATCH KWITE AT SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED "WOW KWITE!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF.(We clearly shared a common interest) AND THEY ALL HAD NOSEBLEEDS😭😭
HELP I- 😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR MY PIRATE CLOTHES AT SCHOOL AND THE CREW YELLED "AYE CAPTAIN" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF. (I have a yaargh voice) AND THEY ALL GOT SCURVY 😭😭
@@absolutemaniac7368 it lets you know if someone sleep around and is less restrictive towards preserving their relationship it should be a right to know if youre going to commit your life to this person, and as all standards they should be upheld equally
@borekminer I don't think I'd care about that but also I date people based on their personality and dgaf about sex. I'd probably build a relationship off of trusting someone, not going "oh you've dated multiple people, clearly you'd cheat on me" which is dumb. Idk my current relationship has been going strong for 6 years now though.
@@absolutemaniac7368 thats as you said how youd do it, for some people its best to know like some people have hooked more people than youve met in your life, it would be good to know before building anything
Thr bladder cancer thing reminded me of the time I was playing a stock hairless naked pure pink (like a stick-less pink Popsicle), and someone called me bald. I just said "I have cancer" and left JUST after seeing a VERY fast apology lmfao
I enjoyed this format a lot. 10/10 fun lighthearted content. Would definitely enjoy more and longer videos like this, your humor and opinions mixed with reddit stories, expecially this sub, is so fun. Two of my favorite things mixed into one video. Would recommend.
This was way more fun to watch, tbh even felt longer in a good way lol, like the video was actually fully funny all around. Not to sound mean but I love you content and really love seeing new things like this, it's working my dude.
the kid coming in with the spider facts is one of the real ones. It's partly why there's not very many captive bread velvet spiders in the pet-arachnid hobby, is because they're basically the reason spiders are known for this behavior and adapted FOR it. Out of pocket as hell for a 4 year old though
As a man who has experienced period cramps due to being trans, cis men's hubris regarding the reality of periods gives me such a smh response in me noggin. I wonder what the cramps that put me on the floor would be on the numeric scale of that simulator?
i am a girl and i actually only learned recently the reason why period cramps hurts a lot if because your body is literally shedding pieces of itself. so if anybody says its not that bad, explain this to them and see if they have ever been through it.
I don’t get period cramps but I did once and I promise every man on this planet that it isn’t even close to muscle cramps. I doubled over in pain for a good minute and it felt like I was being repeatedly stabbed.
I'm fairly certain that bring subscribed and watching Click and OneTopic for so long is what brought me through the algorithm to you. It always gives me a small boost of serotonins to know that the creators I watch also watch the other creators I watch. Just started the video, and this is going to be fun!! :D
1:32 Back when my BF and I were together we’d often flirt in discord servers with our friends. We had one friend, a very openly queer person. With the bit of hating the gays in openly happy relationships and it was hilarious. We were all in on it too and fine with it. The amount of times I’ve been called the F slur (all of us are gay, I’m fine with it) by her amuses me. It’s not often but she slips it in at the best of times. I miss my boyfriend.
got my own story! mom: "DnD is demonic" me: "no it isnt" mom: "then why are you self hing?" me: "by your definition of demonic, since the bible ALSO has demon characters is it demonic?" mom: "…i'm not gonna argue right now" fun!
I did this to someone who hacked my roblox account and sent me a sc of an account logger. I sent them their full I.P. address and approximate location in a screenshot (for discord mod fan service) and said "this u?" They blocked me and we proceeded to fight over the "log out all" button before dude gave up and I got my account back. I am "fight back" personified.
ur looking kwite fine today, muffin pie
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That’s such a good pun
glad to know that the click is spreading the r/traumatisethemback agenda
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
FOR REAL tho
@@SockumsSir did you leave the comment "Clicky Thiccy uwu"
@@Chill_V-1 They did indeed 😭
I️ first learned about it through Oz
I'm an asymptomatic strep A carrier, when I was a kid I gave my sister and cousins strep throat 8 times in as many months and eventually they had to get their tonsils out. Strep A also causes scarlet fever and necrotizing fasciitis. Because I'm a completely asymptomatic carrier I can have it at any time and be spreading it around with absolutely zero knowledge I'm doing so. Point is I enjoy explaining this to people who ask why I still mask. "I'm a flesh-eating bacteria vector" is a great way to shut people up.
This may be bad to say- idk, but I’m hoping that means you only spread it and not experience it yourself?- I remember a few years ago when I was like- 12? 11-13 at least, and I got strep without knowing what it was at all and legitimately thought I was dying bc “my throat was closing from the inside” and I’d hate the thought of someone having that like at any random time just bc they’re a carrier - that said I’m just some dumb highschooler so that’s probably not how it works but I’m still gonna hope it’s not and that you, yourself, are okay🙏💙
@@kurieita7607 They said they're an asymptomatic carrier, so I'm pretty sure that means they don't get symptoms. Hopefully that can bring you some relief
Putting Typhoid Mary to shame with your personal responsibility! Society is grateful
Jesus Christ that's horrifying. Good luck to everyone that's around you, hope they don't get strep
Goodness, I’m super paranoid about getting other people sick, and I don’t even have anything like that, I can’t imagine how rough that’s got to be for you. 🥺
1:04 I can attest to this. My gay friend is the most homophobic person ik. Anytime any of us go “hot men,” he’s ready to say ew in the most fruity way possible.
This is so real it's not even funny
@ I find it hilarious how quick he is to respond cause usually he takes a century to see messages 💀
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
I reported the bot already, dont respond to it.
@@Addyfox2012this ain’t a bot
Click mentioned was a jump scare lmao
I was literally just watching a click video before this
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
I’m pretty sure Kwite actually follows Click on Twitter, so I think it makes sense.
Fr, my emotional support demon jumped
Click and Kwite need to collaborate
The period cramp simulators crack me up because every time a woman who has bad craps uses them they are 100% not phased at all, just like "Yep, that's about right". Then when a man tries them it's all "OH GOD! HOW DO YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?!!"
bro I had bad stomach cramps one time how do y'all live through that regularly 😭🙏
@@GunsAndAmmo3 Nobody cares. You get told basically from age 12 that it's normal and nobody has time to baby you. Nonstop "it's not that bad" and "suck it up, all women go through it" so you start to gaslight yourself into thinking maybe it really isn't that bad. Every time you're curled up into a ball trying not to cry, someone tells you to get up and go to work/school, the world doesn't stop just cause you're hurting. Boys in school bitching about the fact that you can go to the bathroom "whenever you want", like it's a privilege. Over time you just stop telling people when it feels like your internal organs are being slowly ripped out, because you've learned that either no one gives a shit or they think you're asking for additional privileges "simply because you're a girl!"
The one man I (F) would expect it not to phase would be my dad - and THAT'S only because he has chronic pain from a splintering spine and other odd things going on with his bones that he is now a wheelchair user. He is in a state of constant pain, so if one of those simulators managed to hurt him even more I'd be both impressed and horrified.
@@QuincyQuinn95 Yeah I think people who have chronic pain totally understand and probably (rightly) would be happy if they only had to deal with pain once a month instead of all the time.
@@GunsAndAmmo3they have to 😅? Healthcare for that stuff just goes under the radar and they’re expected to just deal with it
i have endometriosis (luckily mine is very responsive to hormonal birth control) and when i was a teenager pre diagnosis my cramps were unbearable. while i was rolling around in bed groaning in pain, my big brother offered to take me to our GP, instead of doing the weird "its not that bad" bs. im glad he didnt have to go through a torment nexus to be a good brother
My pain got worse over the years until it was 24/7. I got my uterus removed this year, and all of the endometrium tissues were nestled in its walls. No specks on my organs, just a big, hardened uterus. Tf.
My pain is gone now. I am relearning what life without constant cramps is like.
I hope yours continues to stay responsive to hormonal treatment. 🙏
Nice to hear anecdotes about other older siblings that weren't bullies, I'm still shocked by the things some of my peers gleefully recount having done to their family.
im glad you have a good brother! my big bubba would practically become my butler when i had bad cramps; fetching me food, drinks, pills, anything bc he couldn't STAND to see me hurting. im glad there's good ppl in the world :)
my mother has that and we think i have it too. im glad ur brother took ur pain seriously!:)
"Clicky-poo" the hoodie man says, unaware of the danger he has put himself in by publicly associating himself with The Click... and therfore his fanbase
Edit: Nothing is wrong with The Clicks fanbase guys, they/we are a bit just silly funny goofy and a little fruity. Really Kwites fans are the same, more or less unhinged.
I feel like the fanbases are nearly a circle though tbh (in one of those converging circles chart)
@@MadAliceInWonderlandI’m in BOTH dude
I HAVE A EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DEMON, CLICK REF SUMMONED ME
I'd take the Click over other youtubers, tbf
we were already here bestie
0:32 already this is perfect because you gave him a nickname. And the click already calls one topic a nickname.
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__ proof?
@p-__ wait, are you a bot or a person?
Click has been Cliccy for a while, but Cliccy poo is just… lol.
Ok, for some reason, my comment got deleted. I was saying, ignore the bot.
7:43 Bar security guard story. In my training course to serve alcohol they explicitly call out keeping an eye on people who are going to the bathroom often as it's a common way drug dealers sell their product. The poor guy was probably just taught to look out for these kinds of patterns and was just doing his job as opposed to being nosy for no reason
Yeah honestly thats what i thought, kinda funny the way he responded and probably gave the bouncer a reason hes there so often aswell.😂
That’s crazy, because the second a drop of alcohol touches my lips, I have to piss like every 5 minutes. I hope I’m not raising suspicion
@@jacksont9455 You probably are lol, but probably they just give the bathroom a good sweep to investigate before they'll accuse you. They'll look around for any hidden stashes and also look to see if you're just 1 guy in a stall or if you have people in there with you. Don't worry about it too much, but you might notice it now that security should be subtly following you in one of the times you go
14:00 My upper back was severely broken and required spinal rods to stabilize it, then it started degenerating due to improper healing, so my back hunches forward a bit. Due to my rods, I can't just straighten my back out because they've curved along with my back. I've gotten the "You need to sit up straight, you've got terrible posture, etc." bullshit so many times. The looks on their faces when I tell them why it is physically impossible for me to sit up straight is always priceless.
Fr? Mine is the opposite. My spine is fused from the lower back and stops just before my neck. It is very straight, I am incapable of slouching. I mean I sorta fake it by moving my shoulders forward and my neck forward, but that's it.
It looks good but I am in absolute hell everytime I have to sit in a chair intended for people with flexibility in their spine.
@Tera_totally Yeah, my spine ended up healing curved because I was anorexic at the time and had basically no muscle mass in my back to hold my back upright. I begged my Drs for a back brace to wear while it was healing so that it wouldn't heal curved because I could already feel it curving after only a month out of the hospital, but they said that I didn't know what I was talking about and that it definitely wouldn't curve. Well, it did, and now my spine is permanently damaged by their incompetence.
After only 4 years, I've lost 3-4 inches (~7-10 cm) in height from my back curving. My shoulders naturally point inward no matter how hard I try to pull them back which puts more strain on my spine. Due to the curve in my back and the way I have to sit to stay upright, looking forward is the equivalent for my neck of looking up towards the ceiling, which is really not good because my neck was also broken in 4 places. What's worse is I never even found out if my neck healed properly or not (considering the severe pain, grinding, and crackling at any movement, maybe not) because the neurologist that was supposed to handle all that refused to see me after he had one small difficulty with my insurance that he and his staff caused by improperly labeling and coding my documents. I can't sit up for more than an hour or two without severe pain, let alone actually do anything. Needless to say, my Drs REALLY fucked up, but there's nothing I can do about it.
@@__idfk__better anecdote than what was in the video. The guy only had mild scoliosis (classification of mild isn't visible and it's scoliosis not lordosis so most likely they weren't sitting up straight anyway too) and victimizing themselves.
As someone who works in a bar people going to the bathroom more often than usual is a common sign that they are either doing drugs or they’ve snuck in extra drinks so it makes sense for the security guard to question it.
I'm sorry, I just got a weak bladder 😭.
Idk about that bro. When people drink alcohol they tend to urinate more as it’s a diuretic.
Damn I would NOT make it, considering I got bladder issues ;-;
0:13 heh..... kwite ominous...
Thanks. So much
OMG IT TOOK ME A MINUTE BUT I GOT IT 😂😂😂
Real.
Heh…
I get it…
Why does this sound like something Ranger would say to piss people off?
Click Kwite collab is something I now want to see
Petition signed
LET IT HAPPEN
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__liar
@@Jomoisfr how would you know, pal? 😭
Re: period cramps
So a fun thing that doesnt get talked about much is that one of the effects of mtf hormone replacement therapy is, surprise, you get period symptoms.
This includes cramps.
Cue my finding this out the hard way waking up one morning and my intestines feel like they're trying to escape Alien-style. Shit HURTS!
Im ftm and one of the things im desperately waiting for is having the pain and blood disappear forever
side note you might already know this but get a heating pad and ibuprofen they are life savers
Phatom cramps I call them when it feels like a period but a lass no blood... Im intersex afab
Oh no I'd heard rumors but I didn't want to believe them. How bad are they? I need to mentally prep
Rip nurofen saves me cant wait till i can get on t and be free from this torture
As some who unfortunately has endometriosis (essentially lining of uterus grows outside uterus and causes varying issues and i am putting this very mildly) I got u covered for cramps.
Heat pack or hot water bottle, ibuprofen, and if that doesn't help, go naproxen. Chocolate is also a need, not a want. You will need it.
Walking and stretching too, if you can. You may also get lower back pain, I'm unsure if it applies for mtf, but just in case it's best to know about it.
Also pain shooting down the back of your legs, and potentially expect nausea, bloating and headaches. Acne can get better or worse, most folk get it worse. Emotions may get a bit intense too. Joint pain as well because why not.
Also your chest may get sore. This will suck especially if they are still growing so be aware. Transport of any kind with bumps on the road ouch. On the plus side it can also make your chest bigger so I can imagine that's fantastic for any dysphoria, so there is a silver lining.
I hope this helps? Again I'm unsure which apply specifically to transitioning as I'm very cis, but it may help narrow down symptoms so it can be managed best.
THE CLICK MENTION!!!! YIPPEE!!!
Pfp matches (me too tho)/Lh
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
CLUCK!!!!
@@CourierCat-isGod 🐔
YIPPEE!!!
The Bambi kid was so me, watched so many animal documentaries.
Spent so much time explaining the extreme lives of animals. My 9/11 was a hyena/lion documentary. Like, the goddamn hyena princess was murdered by the lion king, who was had also just fought his way into his pride.
0:30 hi clicky poo🥰
💅💅💅
“Translate to English” lmao 🤣
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
habla inglés, por, favor.
cliccy wiccy
12:04 I love the casual “as you should, slay, queen”
Watch out, TheClick will smell you
👃
👃
Is that a promise or a threat?
@@SkyP9812 it's a warning. He smelt the female on me and I felt affirmed
@@SkyP9812 both
Who knew period pain simulators could bring families closer together?
My mom was a teen in the 80s. A very bad combo. She had one of those perve calls and I can’t remember what she told me she said but he yelled “you’re sick” on the phone and hung up.
Finally, a subreddit that says, “Why heal when you can traumatize back?”
Yeah, "be the bigger person" should be for the person being an asshole, not the one taking it
Sounds like a game show
Not all baby spiders eat their mothers, it's mostly dependent on the species and there's also some case by case as food is food at the end of the day. Some mother (or father) spiders die some short time after eggs hatch as part of their biological clock basically and the babies consume their parents remains - truly a final gift after the gift of life. There is also a species where the male impales itself willingly on his mates spines to feed them - but that goes into the question of do spiders eat their mates, another mixed results topic that is species and case by case dependent. Spiders are very diverse and complex critters that I find very fun to chatter about at times where I see an opportunity to share knowledge ::::3
Edit: I also wanna share that wolf spiders are among the many examples of the spiders who do *not eat their parents - famously they actually are taken care of for a while on the mothers back until they are large enough to leave and start their own lives!
Personally, I hate that they are called cramps in the first place cause its not just a cramp, it's prolonged PAIN, it's period pain. Calling the pain cramps kinda dismisses what it actually feels like to have the walls of your insides rip and tear off and bleed out of you for 3-7 days straight.
Kwite: *mentions Click*
Click fanbase: *rapidly flooding comment section* one of us! ONE OF US!
You smell nice, Kwite. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
So sit back, relax, and enjoy~ *mwah*
8:23 POMPEII MENTIONED?! EY EY-OH EY-OH, EY EY-OH EY-OH
_BUT IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES_
DOES IT ALMOST FEEL LIKE NOTHING CHANGED AT ALL
AND IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES
DOES IT ALMOST FEEL LIKE YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE
i always thought the beginning of the song was chanting “eheu” which is latin for “oh no” or “alas”
7:22 can confirm, lost my mother and so i got to enjoy growing up being immune to yo momma jokes (dont worry i was too young to remember her. or maybe that makes it worse, your pick.)
unfortunately it only works until someone thinks im bluffing and doubles down, or believes me and doubles down regardless like a maniac, and im uncertain whether to feel offended or impressed whenever it happens lmao
I can tell you right now that, as a person with disabilities on the internet, the person with scoliosis clarifying they were diagnosed was a good call. Too many people will fake claim you just for saying you have a disability without saying first that you’re diagnosed. And even if you do say it, people will say fake claim you :/ just less often
dude yeah. theres such a weird issue with medical gatekeeping in disabled spaces
i'm an undiagnosed autistic and whenever it's brought up, i inevitably have to explain that i would've gotten diagnosed when i was 14, but i was terrified of being bullied/ostracized even more than i already was, so i faked my way _out_ of the diagnosis. i'm now trying to get the diagnosis that i deliberately avoided six years ago, but it's harder now that i'm an adult
@ thats part of the gatekeeping! a lot of people dont realise that 1. its safer for some to not have a diagnosis and 2. some people cant get it because they either fully cant or are struggling to
@@thereyvan similar situation here. Unfortunately, my only diagnosed disability is Tourette's. I don't think I can physically get a proper diagnosis for some of the things I have. For some others, there's no point in having a diagnosis. For ADHD, I would have gotten diagnosed as a child but my dad and school didn't think it was that bad. For autism, I physically was stopped at every turn from getting referred as a kid, and now I can't even get referred right now as an adult because of the council making stupid decisions. And a recent one I actually got is really hard to diagnose because of how it is diagnosed :/ I'm still in the process of trying to get it diagnosed so I can get meds and hopefully PIP
@@thereyvanno. if you're not diagnosed, stop claiming it. You're scared of being bullied for it but announce it online unprovoked? Whatever dude.
Love to send the ratatouille pregnant tiktok to my friends who try to traumatize me.
excuse me the WHAT
Sauce?
@@v1rzen Hello, Childe pfp haver
oh...
THE FUCKING *WHAT* 😨
The Click and Kwite should do a collab reviewing r/traumatizethemback. Love that he is also a fan of Click.
Click being mentioned on Kwite. How fantabulous
7:14 I have to get used to avoid using the bathroom in public because it's almost guaranteed that the Ohio Senate will be passing an education bill that had a bathroom bill tacked onto it at the last minute before the House passed it. I'm a trans guy and I don't want to make anyone (including myself) uncomfortable by using the women's room if the gender neutral one (if there is one at all) is occupied (the ones at my campus are all single occupancy), and I don't want to risk getting in trouble or harassed by using the men's room. My bladder already hates me enough because of my ADHD hyperfocus so I gotta get this under control
I'm so sorry dude. Republicunts really live up to their name. 😥
I know they don't do much, but I'm sending strong and cheerful vibes from Australia.
Either way keep in mind Kwite is right and take care of ur bladder !!! Only saying this bcoz im reaping the consequences of a similar but diff dilemma and if not in public/somewhere safe trust DONT ignore it. No one deserves to be uncomfortable using the restroom, especially you, and you deserve to take care of your organs, I'm sorry you have to go through this =(
Dude you reminded me that i still need to fight (at my highschool they began making gender neutral stalls just for teachers again before i graduated, and thats not right for yknow the people that need it)
The Click mentioned jumpscare
BOO!😂
This is truely a kwite classic
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Kwite gives me psychological trauma
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
good, character development ‼️‼️‼️
HELP I-😭I DECIDED TO PHOTOSYNTHESIZE SCHOOL AND SOME OTHER BOYS YELLED "WOW, GLUCOSE!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF (WE ARE ALL FOLAGE) AND THEY ALL GOT CHOPPED DOWN TO CREATE MORE FARMLAND 😭😭🌳🌲
What
Comment from Plant Universe
this is such a niche reference and i'm ashamed that i understand it
What I’m gods name have you smoked in the past 2 hours, I need it for my therapy, and probably my therapist
i need to know the reference
Love r/TTB and Click, have fun exploring.
The cramp simulator sounds like such a nice thing. Ender of so many misconceptions. It should be in all sex-ed classes and college campuses. And political office. Need to get through five hours on it for every bill put forward about AFABs' health.
14:53 the closest unisex comparison i can make is that feeling you get in your guts when you have a massive emergency diarrhea shit moving through it, like the kind that rings alarm bells in your brain. but like you cant shit to relieve it it just hovers in that general area. when i was still new to having periods id often rush to the bathroom thinking i had to shit when it was just cramps.
Doesn't sound that bad as someone with really bad cramps. Teachers used to send me to the dorm because they could see the suffering on my face. I once got an A+ on a last test in a subject whilst going through that too. Because the world doesn't care and we just have to trudge along. 😭People who don't experience periods could NEVER. 🤣 But there's a billion other symptoms that come with the periods for some of us. I et horrible pain in my thighs and lower back to the point I struggle to sleep, because my thighs are touching and the weight of one on the other is enough to cause horrible suffering. Then there's the period poops. Then there's the bad mood because we're supposed to just act like our insides aren't being shredded. Which is my best comparison. It has always felt like someone has reached a hand into my stomach and is tearing it from the inside. Scratching, gripping in the fist, pulling in different directions. Shredding. I have laid in bed doing the sort of breathing they teach women when giving birth and crying, waiting for co-codamol to kick in. Which is codeine and paracetamol in one pill. And that would be the one and only pain killer that works for me. 👍
Thats definitely as bad as my girlfriend makes it sound like, thanks for putting it in perspective
@@TheHestya have you looked into things like endometriosis or PCOS? doctors like to gaslight you and say you're overreacting or it's normal but periods should NOT feel like giving birth.
@@spadesart Yes, I have PCOS
Period cramps often come with shit cramps too. Because the muscles are close to each other and the stronger the uterine contractions, the more likely it is to activate intestines.
A British comedian made fun of this by saying the uterus is have a sale and the intestines join in on clearance, saying everything must go.
It's all mimicry for having a kid too. Which is also why many people in childbirth also shit themselves.
Clicky thiccy jump scare
not all spiders do matriphagy. wolf spiders and some tarantulas (especially social ones like M. balfouri) are consumate mothers.
wolf spiders carry their egg-sacks with them and when the youngins hatch she carries a ball of babies on her back until the little ones grew a bit and disperse.
m balfouri hunts and leaves the prey for her spiderlings.
another paralyses prey, puts her eggs on it and then leaves after closing the burrow
the matriphage do something similar but with her own body
I love people getting the consequences of their actions, even when they're harmless. This was nice. 😌 Also love that The Click was mentioned! I enjoy both of your content. 😊Thanks for the image of you with one of those horrific vertical mouths. 😭
I wanna see Kwite test the period simulator I think his reaction would be funny
6:35 I do the same thing when I’m at bars. Before I warm up to socializing, I drink a screwdriver and listen to the music, bobbing my head like the little parakeet I am, and occasionally warming up socializing by complimenting people.
Lol I had a pretty close period v muscle cramps argument with my brother. He ended up saying "don't talk about periods that's gross" to which I snapped "if you think hearing about periods is gross imagine how bad it is to have one" never argued about it again lol
0:30 AAAAA KWITE MENTIONED THE CLICK!!!!! I'm so happy he knows him X333
Two things
1: Yes please try a period cramp simulator. Those are always interesting to see.
2: Periods/menstruation is actually kind of interesting. Human/primate fetuses overtime got more invasive and dangerous and it seems that a period is actually a way to protect the mother from the fetus stealing resources if it's not a healthy one. (Miscarriages are not only traumatizing, they're also super dangerous and the placenta is very invasive)
Fun fact: We also don't know why we have period every month, but two theories suggest cleaning out from sperm caused infections and that it's more cost effective to recreate the lining instead of maintaining it all the time
i do this at my retail job all the time. men tell me to smile. i trauma dump. my manager doesn’t care because she thinks it’s funny 💀
11:22 one of my fav lines by kwite :3
"That's my kid. I'm raising this little fvck, don't let them hear any different"
4:20 I had the same thing, this is how I found out I had an allergy that realigned my nose and made me produce so much mucus I don’t sleep at night nor want to go outside, you should get an allergy test, kwite
15:58 BIG WIN!!!!!!
Laughed so hard at the "elder" brother part 😭 Absolutely no wisdom, doesnt have the right to be called elder 😔
yeah some people are just old
4:47 jk Rowling reference
The fuck?
I don’t get it?
@GoldwaveGT her house is full of black mold
@@GoldwaveGTthere is a thing about jk Rowling having a mold wall
@@Flowersofthemoneytree w h a t
6:30 that is totally me. I like meeting people and you cant meet people staying at home. But while i like to have random conversations I get really anxious about starting those conversations, so unless someone ends up talking to me im just on my phone.
i am so insanely online...
Real
Fr
Same 😞
True
When I'm not asleep im online
16:13 do more
Do more
do more
do more
2:23 hearing kwite say the no-no word for gays was not something I had on my 2024 bingo card
It's actually really funny how that word got cut halfway through 🤣
Good to knoe that click has someone to match his energy now
Please keep in mind that period "cramps" are not actually muscle cramps.
It is our flesh dying and falling apart and being flushed out of our bodies.
It's both. The uterus contracts to be able flush it to get rid of the lining.
I need more cramp similator stories. The switch up in behavior is so damn satisfying to read about
3:52 "shouldn't this be more well known"
...it is
Oh my god the click mention was everything
Can we get a click/kwite crossover? The extrovert and his (forcefully) adopted introvert friend dynamic would be hilarious.
“✨Hi clicky poo✨” makes me hope that they collab sometime
3:35 OP's kid is the male reincarnation of Wednesday Addams.
HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WATCH KWITE AT SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED "WOW KWITE!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF.(We clearly shared a common interest) AND THEY ALL HAD NOSEBLEEDS😭😭
Autistic bonding frfr
HELP I- 😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR MY PIRATE CLOTHES AT SCHOOL AND THE CREW YELLED "AYE CAPTAIN" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF. (I have a yaargh voice) AND THEY ALL GOT SCURVY 😭😭
everyone around me bursted into flames
HELP I- 😭 wake up. AND THEY ALL QUIVILED THEIR PANTS 😭 😭
this is genuinely my favourite copypasta
12:40
its totally fine for you to ask about bodycount, but you should also be capable of filling your own demmands(as with everything)
Why though? It doesn't matter at all
@@absolutemaniac7368 it lets you know if someone sleep around and is less restrictive towards preserving their relationship
it should be a right to know if youre going to commit your life to this person, and as all standards they should be upheld equally
@borekminer I don't think I'd care about that but also I date people based on their personality and dgaf about sex. I'd probably build a relationship off of trusting someone, not going "oh you've dated multiple people, clearly you'd cheat on me" which is dumb. Idk my current relationship has been going strong for 6 years now though.
@@absolutemaniac7368 thats as you said how youd do it, for some people its best to know
like some people have hooked more people than youve met in your life, it would be good to know before building anything
14:25 I began acting like villain maniac at predicting where it's going to go
4:03 same!! (my lungs are (were, i had surgery last week) full of cancer)
I'm a little shocked that Kwite is aware of Click, I shouldn't be surprised though! I do really like this format
I am happy to see you kwite, really needed this tonight
The “hi click-y-poo” killed me, we love the click in this house
The funny thing is, to the people on the receiving end, they were just mildly annoyed. Normal people won't call any of this "trauma".
15:07 the Kel omori energy radiating off this man gave me an aneurysm
Thr bladder cancer thing reminded me of the time I was playing a stock hairless naked pure pink (like a stick-less pink Popsicle), and someone called me bald. I just said "I have cancer" and left JUST after seeing a VERY fast apology lmfao
We need a Kwite Click colab ✨✨
YES
Crazy that I JUST finished a Click video before this (yes it was Traumatize Them Back)
I enjoyed this format a lot. 10/10 fun lighthearted content. Would definitely enjoy more and longer videos like this, your humor and opinions mixed with reddit stories, expecially this sub, is so fun. Two of my favorite things mixed into one video. Would recommend.
now i'll have a rotation (Kwite, Click, OT)
This was way more fun to watch, tbh even felt longer in a good way lol, like the video was actually fully funny all around. Not to sound mean but I love you content and really love seeing new things like this, it's working my dude.
THE CLICK MENTIONED. omg yess
the kid coming in with the spider facts is one of the real ones. It's partly why there's not very many captive bread velvet spiders in the pet-arachnid hobby, is because they're basically the reason spiders are known for this behavior and adapted FOR it. Out of pocket as hell for a 4 year old though
Why did I giggle when he said "clicky-poo"? He ain't talkin bout me lil'bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭
As a man who has experienced period cramps due to being trans, cis men's hubris regarding the reality of periods gives me such a smh response in me noggin. I wonder what the cramps that put me on the floor would be on the numeric scale of that simulator?
Click and Kwite collab when???
i am a girl and i actually only learned recently the reason why period cramps hurts a lot if because your body is literally shedding pieces of itself. so if anybody says its not that bad, explain this to them and see if they have ever been through it.
Kwite would be a fellow click watcher
WHY DO ALL OF MY FAVORITE TH-camRS KNOW EACH OTHER
next your gonna say you like one topic at a time aren’t you!?1
I don’t get period cramps but I did once and I promise every man on this planet that it isn’t even close to muscle cramps. I doubled over in pain for a good minute and it felt like I was being repeatedly stabbed.
Click and kwite collab when???
omg he stole from click thats such a fun crossover!
Kwite mentioning click was not on my bingo card but cool i guess!!
Bongo card? Is that some sort of official ID for playing drums?
i love the dynamic text and feeling of the non scripted video this is one of my favs in a while. Very chill and relaxing
this is my fav subreddit and love seeing your voiceovers and commentary. would def watch more
I'm fairly certain that bring subscribed and watching Click and OneTopic for so long is what brought me through the algorithm to you. It always gives me a small boost of serotonins to know that the creators I watch also watch the other creators I watch.
Just started the video, and this is going to be fun!! :D
1:32 Back when my BF and I were together we’d often flirt in discord servers with our friends. We had one friend, a very openly queer person. With the bit of hating the gays in openly happy relationships and it was hilarious. We were all in on it too and fine with it. The amount of times I’ve been called the F slur (all of us are gay, I’m fine with it) by her amuses me. It’s not often but she slips it in at the best of times.
I miss my boyfriend.
got my own story!
mom: "DnD is demonic"
me: "no it isnt"
mom: "then why are you self hing?"
me: "by your definition of demonic, since the bible ALSO has demon characters is it demonic?"
mom: "…i'm not gonna argue right now"
fun!
Today I learned there's a device designed to simulate period cramps, tomorrow I will learn where to acquire one, great video kwite🖤🖤🖤
Good luck with that :)
do you have people that need a demonstration or are you just a masochist
I did this to someone who hacked my roblox account and sent me a sc of an account logger. I sent them their full I.P. address and approximate location in a screenshot (for discord mod fan service) and said "this u?"
They blocked me and we proceeded to fight over the "log out all" button before dude gave up and I got my account back.
I am "fight back" personified.