This guy is amazing. He's see's an airplane.. goes off about the aviation or lack of a proper runway system. He see's red lights he talks about the way the streets are set up vs other cities he's been . he crosses railroads.. goes off on lack of security on Amtraks and isis is stupid for not trying to use that means of transportation, lol. I mean this dude ...he can go off or on about ANYTHING. The GREAT RED BURR.
The man sees RED in ev-er-y-thing. And knows how to express himself. And laydees don't understand why most men have little to say. We have plenty to say but they cry when we speak, so... Thank You Boston for ole rusty nutz there.
@@fortnitechannel7920 I love this city with all my heart too, man. But he is giving SJ some spotlight, which is nice. Making fun of places is a comedian’s job
And the "Silicon Valley Satellite" of the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office, which leases a good portion of that city hall complex from San Jose. Ostentatiously "futuristic" architectural trash. Bill, you missed commenting on "The Winged Serpent" - aka "The Steaming Coil" - in the park across Market Street from that Tech Museum. Two of San Jo's notable "artistic" ripoffs.
I used to live down here. It got to where I'd take a longer route to get to Safeway just to avoid the gauntlet of pandhandlers in front. "Hey man whatja hubatobu..." Dude I'm just trying to buy some cream.
I cried laughing about 6 times and had to pause the video because I didnt want to miss the next line. Please keep doing these. It feels like a window into the podcast. Thanks
lived in san jose my whole life and i’m glad i found this video. wish i saw it sooner though. also original joes is a family favorite in our house glad he goes there too
Amen! I grew up in SJ in the early 60s and lived there until the early 90s (except during my military service), and I know I have driven or walked by every place he points out here, LOL.
20:57 Bill, sitting in a Tesla, complaining about the giant distracting touch screen, goes "Dude says helps with navigation... I'll just look out". Hilarious!
Burr's the type of guy who's one of the most successful comics on the planet but drives around in a '92 Cherokee with CDs in the sun visor. Subscribed.
what I would give to be in a car with this guy, listening to him talk about anything I listen to his podcasts when I go to sleep. That actually starts to sound more creepy than I expected it to.
Bill, Thank you so much for the influx of content. Man we have all been fans for a long time, and I gotta say-You have never let down, and you are funny to the bone. You rock man, genius.
I see Bill Burr stripping the pomp and circumstance from the bit and just laying it how it is. "Look, we've got all the money and we can pretty do pretty much whatever we want! But it doesn't mean we don't know HOW to handle your money!"
Do Do Do Doooo, me undies bank, me undies bank, take your money and shove it up your twat, me undies bank, me undies bank, steal from us you better not.
Is there anything better than watching red headed cunts on the internet? Dude, with a beer and a slice too? Its fucking over dude. While wearing some Jordan 4's and sweats? OVER.
Good to see the Jose Theater still active. I worked there as an usher when High Plains Drifter and Deliverance were playing there. Had dressing rooms under the stage from the vaudeville days. Strange times but great memories. Mr. Miller, Cecilia, my friend Jon N. Used to eat at Original Joes when it was easy to get in. It was the glory days Bill!
Niels Kock LA does that to people. I know a couple of dudes from high school who moved there, dropped 100+ lbs, got all fucking ripped, voting Democrat that place changes people
Bill I listen to your stuff everyday going to work and coming back you get me through the day man I appreciate it. I've been a drummer for almost 20 years now and you're my favorite comedian especially when you're with Tom Segura
i was trying to figure it out as i was watching, i could tell dash kinda looked chryler/dodge ish, then seen the tire, and noticed the cab area looked cramped, but once i seen the jeep logo, i was like it has be a mid 90s cherokee, i remember a friend having one and that looked familiar.
I recognized the interior right away because I own one (though not a two-door, I wish) and I was wondering the whole time why he's driving around in an old ass Jeep like that lol. Dude could have easily bought that Tesla but he's going back in a classic Cherokee. Bill is the fuckin' man.
Andrew T have none of you realized " Andrew " is the one recording these and this comment seals the deal.. he says Andrew a couple of times give this guy a subscribe and like!!!! Doctaaa cavaaaa e zzzzz shave buttttaaa.... zip...
I drove my 2000 for 15 yrs, and the only thing that annoyed me was when the heater core needed to be looked at, it took hours to open up the dash and get in there. Otherwise, Gumout in the tank, STP oil treatment in the engine, and it purred.
Bill, your awesome! Don't ever apologize for being you. Try not to censor yourself. You say out loud what everyone wants to say but don't for one reason or other. You are truly one of a kind in an awesome good way.
I haven't been since i was like 12 which was like 18 years ago but it was awesome. Bill's just wants to go to the typewriter museum because it doesn't remind him of his own mortality.
It's not a museum in the traditional sense. I think Bill was ragging on it because he assumed it was a bunch of old computers and shit. It has an IMAX theater and a bunch of interactive displays and the like. It's definitely centered more towards kids; I went there on a few field trips and always had a blast.
I was so confused when he was talking about bad weather at the airport ... Bill, San Jose has perfect weather, that's why it's so damn expensive to live there. If you ever make it back to Santana Row, they have a burger place called The Counter and you build your own burger. It's pretty damn good.
These videos of bill are absolute gold. If this was a series on Netflix, I'd binge watch it forever.
Bill burr needs to be a reoccurring taxi driver in the next grand theft auto
Only problem with that is that it would take forever to get anywhere because you wouldn't want to skip his dialogue.
In the game Bills character casually points over "that's where the poor bastard got killed"
Genius.
That or have his own radio stations with his podcast clips playing nonstop
YES!
"Why do you have to make fun of everything?" "I don't know... Because it paid for the house?!!"
Bahahahahaha loved this.
The little boy face he made when he said "she's gonna hate that one!" was priceless. He knew exactly what's coming
@@itsokay7989 married to a sista....oh you better believe he took heat🤨🤣😁
This guy is amazing. He's see's an airplane.. goes off about the aviation or lack of a proper runway system. He see's red lights he talks about the way the streets are set up vs other cities he's been . he crosses railroads.. goes off on lack of security on Amtraks and isis is stupid for not trying to use that means of transportation, lol. I mean this dude ...he can go off or on about ANYTHING. The GREAT RED BURR.
The man sees RED in ev-er-y-thing. And knows how to express himself. And laydees don't understand why most men have little to say. We have plenty to say but they cry when we speak, so... Thank You Boston for ole rusty nutz there.
its boring...maybe his comedy could be a bit more fun other than bitching. Von, delia,sasso are way more funny than this guy...for me
who the hell are von, delia and sasso
@@sisyr5615 they are your fathers
Edward Brown he’s a pilot 👨🏼✈️
Bill Burr is the friend everyone needs to hang out with. I laugh so hard until I cry at literally everything he does.
POV: you’re a security guard working in front of the sap center and out of no where you hear bill burr saying “San Jose SHAAAAKKKSSS” in his truck
"Does that fill you up? Does that feel like a hug from your dad?" haha
He looks like an Irish rapper
Bob Lee Swagger omg yes he does
Bob Lee Swagger B-Burr
he makes his own beats booooiii
House of Shoulder Pain
Gordon M. Omg hahahajajahaha
I'm from San jose its cool when you say to yourself "wow, he's there" and you were just there yourself.
I'm born and raised in SJ and I love Bill Burr! So this was the best for me. "Look at this soulless place"!! That was the best 😂😂😂😂
Like new Orleans lol
Christy Mccullough New Orleans is more fun
I was born and raised in sj too but fuck this guy making fun of my great city, where the fuk is he from bet my city better
fortnitechannel Boston
@@fortnitechannel7920 I love this city with all my heart too, man. But he is giving SJ some spotlight, which is nice. Making fun of places is a comedian’s job
Watching this from work because some things are more important
There's that cyst of a head again.
Respect the head
Dont Blow It Keep It Simple Count Your Money forsenLUL
Name checks out
Oh... watching from his little cubicle!
"Does that make you feel like a hug from your dad??" 😂😂😂
"I'm going to be nothing but positive" Proceeds to trash the street lol, never change Bill
Bryant Oliveira Yeah. That cracked me up too.
Proceeds to hate a fan saying hello!
He did mention the one positive side... "The street doesn't go on forever, only a couple of blocks."
"and there's always someone yelling out here"
**yells at people throughout the video**
Cause he's lovely
Hes so right!
I like how bill burr is so chill and can have a conversation with anyone like a normal person
I get fucking stoked when I see a new one of these, thanks for keeping them coming man.
what if he comes to san bernardino
ayyyye
i know you.. i know you ment stroked.
CHEAHHH!
bakerXderek CHEEEAAAH
"Cause it paid for the house!"
Screw if it gets her up set.
calm down there soldier, she's still his wife.
"why are ya watching this?" - because I love you Bill
This guy genuinely makes me laugh
Vigilant Citizen +
Vigilant Citizen well, he is a comedian
not every comedian is naturally funny at all. Look at Amy, Schumer shes awful.
Vigilant Citizen high work ethic- very entertaining comedian
He makes a lot of people genuinely laugh
“I don’t know shit about aviation”
He now has a pilots licence 😂😂
get to da choppa
@@GinoTheSinner get to da chppa if you want to die.
@6:14 "Look at this soul-less f$%&ing place..."
Ha, that is SJ's city hall!
And the "Silicon Valley Satellite" of the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office, which leases a good portion of that city hall complex from San Jose. Ostentatiously "futuristic" architectural trash. Bill, you missed commenting on "The Winged Serpent" - aka "The Steaming Coil" - in the park across Market Street from that Tech Museum. Two of San Jo's notable "artistic" ripoffs.
It's true. I hate the new building. The old one had all the character.
@@cristelaramirez1352 yes
does that feel like a hug from your dad lol
Bill looks like a retired skateboarder
He's still active, did you see the skateboard on the back seat? 17:04
Lol conor McGregor
Why? Pant jacket and hat like every other dude that's not a hipster ?
Uriah Faber's look is spreading.
Marc Johnson a bit :D
"Its the Shaaaaks!"
LOL
Not a full downtown San Jose experience without screaming homeless guy 😆
I used to live down here. It got to where I'd take a longer route to get to Safeway just to avoid the gauntlet of pandhandlers in front. "Hey man whatja hubatobu..." Dude I'm just trying to buy some cream.
i see a comment like this on all of the american cities that bill has covered, maybe its just the US in general :)
Lived downtown 40 years ago. Ducked behind a tree to get out of the line of fire of a cop
Or some tweaker speaking nonsense!
or some bank executive who's wearing that one colored izod finally breaking down and realizing he wasted most his life for no apparent reason
I cried laughing about 6 times and had to pause the video because I didnt want to miss the next line. Please keep doing these. It feels like a window into the podcast. Thanks
lived in san jose my whole life and i’m glad i found this video. wish i saw it sooner though. also original joes is a family favorite in our house glad he goes there too
we need a helicopter tour with Bill flying
Beard Man done
"sir, put your seatbelt back on"
I hate santana row!!!
It's trippy when Bill Burr drives down the street you bike to school every day...
Reno what was that "souless" dome building on the corner of Santa Clara he was talking about?
city hall - www.sanjoseca.gov/Index.aspx?NID=233
@GreatKingRat some one was in a great mood. 😂😂
Having Bill as your tour guide for a day would be so fun.
I'm gonna ask an instruc-TAH!!!!
You know you've been in San Jose way too long when you can look out of his window at any point and know EXACTLY where he is... SMH
Kia O'Hara I haven't been there in years and I know where he's at lol
Kia O'Hara FACTS at :56 i could tell he was right in front of /Paradox\
Amen! I grew up in SJ in the early 60s and lived there until the early 90s (except during my military service), and I know I have driven or walked by every place he points out here, LOL.
truth
Try living in a 1 horse town, it gets even worse!
20:57 Bill, sitting in a Tesla, complaining about the giant distracting touch screen, goes "Dude says helps with navigation... I'll just look out".
Hilarious!
it was weird watching this having lived in san jose all my life. like a lot of those streets i go on all the time
"Cover up sweetheart" lol, I screamed in laughter. Bill is the GOAT
Burr's the type of guy who's one of the most successful comics on the planet but drives around in a '92 Cherokee with CDs in the sun visor.
Subscribed.
it's a 2 door XJ too!
Just a rental though
Man Bill Burr has lifted me through some tuff times... he never fails to make me laugh
11:56 - 12:01 Some reason that moment cracked me up the hardest. Silent comedy at it's finest. This is Bill Burr summed up in 5 seconds.
I love how he is driving a 1995 jeep Cherokee with CDs on the visor. If I saw him in public I would assume it wasnt him.
The exact comment I was looking for.
what I would give to be in a car with this guy, listening to him talk about anything
I listen to his podcasts when I go to sleep. That actually starts to sound more creepy than I expected it to.
snoookie456 I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one who does that
I do that too. No shame
Me too. He is just a funny dude and his vibe just puts me in a good mood.
Hhhaa hhaaa hhhaa whith a name like that snookie i wouldnt doubt it .. Jk brotha . random rants allways r down my line too
"Back when Julius Caesar was in office"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's a good day when Bill is cruising around your city!
Bill, Thank you so much for the influx of content. Man we have all been fans for a long time, and I gotta say-You have never let down, and you are funny to the bone. You rock man, genius.
I agree. You catch his Philly rant?
As a Sharks fan, that cut real deep bro.
4Goals4Thornton the Shaaaaaaakkkkkks
Im from Sj man and they choke waaaay too often. We all knew what he was going to say before he said it! One day... one day...
i was waiting for it too, and for bill to comment on our skyline
4Goals4Thornton the truth
maybe this year we will take it
Worked out of San Jose for 7 years, thanks for the dose of nostalgia and the laughs :)
It’s crazy seeing areas even just 4 years ago how different they are now
We watch you Bill because you say what we all are thinking.
I love how your in my city, criticizing it. THANK YOU! Come back for more.
Granny fukin waaataaa's!!!
ole billy boyband there
Lmao the level of excitement on his face when he hears the guy yelling 😂
Hell Yes! Just like touring the sports stadium. This could be a series in itself.
alrk1 +
Bill's impressions of Nia gets me every time. "Oh, it looks nice!" 😂
“DOES THAT FEEL LIKE A HUG FROM YOUR DAD??” Lmao
It would be awesome if a bank hired Bill to be a spokesman.
Create an account in our bank! We have the best fucking interest rates and other shit!! Get your lazy ass down to our bank.
I see Bill Burr stripping the pomp and circumstance from the bit and just laying it how it is. "Look, we've got all the money and we can pretty do pretty much whatever we want! But it doesn't mean we don't know HOW to handle your money!"
Do Do Do Doooo, me undies bank, me undies bank, take your money and shove it up your twat, me undies bank, me undies bank, steal from us you better not.
But you have to get rid of the Prius, and get a move upscale EV.
That would make him a sellout.
I'm a simple man. I see a bald headed ginger and i click like
I'd say this one got a soul
Joakim Persson of course not
john doe yup
I'm a simple man, i see someone complaining i tell them to shut the fuck up
Is there anything better than watching red headed cunts on the internet? Dude, with a beer and a slice too? Its fucking over dude. While wearing some Jordan 4's and sweats? OVER.
Good to see the Jose Theater still active. I worked there as an usher when High Plains Drifter and Deliverance were playing there. Had dressing rooms under the stage from the vaudeville days. Strange times but great memories. Mr. Miller, Cecilia, my friend Jon N. Used to eat at Original Joes when it was easy to get in. It was the glory days Bill!
get this fucking guy on better call saul
Give him a fake talk radio show for Grand Theft Auto 6.
Always blame the lady in the pantsuit. That's my policy.
"when Julius Caesar was still in office"
Ahhhh Billy 😂
What happened billy boy freckles? you look slim and fit good for you dude.
He's got a hot wife, a baby, and he lives in LA. That's a lot of pressure to stay fit.
>Hot wife
Niels Kock LA does that to people. I know a couple of dudes from high school who moved there, dropped 100+ lbs, got all fucking ripped, voting Democrat that place changes people
Niels Kock cancer
He's getting a daily gym workout carrying around his new kid and cleaning diapers.
If you think that was the most soulless city, you've never been to Vegas.
I'm from San Jose and I got to say that's cool to see someone like Bill Burr visit my hometown
"I don't know, because I paid for the house!!" That caught me off guard lmao
bill has such a great life yet EVERYTHING pisses him off! gotta love the guy.
⭐⭐⭐Watching Bill correct his own rants helps me to calm down. Better than therapy.THANKS BILL!⭐⭐⭐
"Does that fill you up? Does that feel like a hug from your dad?"
Hahahah laughing so hard. Jesus.
Jacob's Ladder reference. Me and 3 other people are pleased.
hello yes I have arrived
This video made me feel better about myself.. like a hug from my dad
'piece of shit nissan maxima' - nailed it.
rustyroo82
VQ Power!!!
Ron Howard is hilarious
Never thought he'd use this much profanity 😲
Opie really grew up and went on the downhill slope didnt he? ANDY wouldnt lime his language or morals would he
Carrot tops left testicle
Bill I listen to your stuff everyday going to work and coming back you get me through the day man I appreciate it.
I've been a drummer for almost 20 years now and you're my favorite comedian especially when you're with Tom Segura
it's a '95 jeep. two door. non-sport. straight 6. 4.L, forrest green. Cherokee. thanks for playing.
Andrew T thought it might be an old ass Caravan at first
i was trying to figure it out as i was watching, i could tell dash kinda looked chryler/dodge ish, then seen the tire, and noticed the cab area looked cramped, but once i seen the jeep logo, i was like it has be a mid 90s cherokee, i remember a friend having one and that looked familiar.
I recognized the interior right away because I own one (though not a two-door, I wish) and I was wondering the whole time why he's driving around in an old ass Jeep like that lol. Dude could have easily bought that Tesla but he's going back in a classic Cherokee. Bill is the fuckin' man.
i thought kinda same thing, but then he asked the camera guy something about 'his' car, thats when i realized it was the camera guys
Andrew T have none of you realized " Andrew " is the one recording these and this comment seals the deal.. he says Andrew a couple of times give this guy a subscribe and like!!!! Doctaaa cavaaaa e zzzzz shave buttttaaa.... zip...
SHHAAAWRKS
heh heh heh heh heh
_Da SHAWKS!!_
Does that feel like a hug from your dad🤣🤣🤣 Love Bill Burr!!!
I love how bill is always shitting on everything then he feels bad an he's like no no I sorry haha
Every five minutes Bill says something that my 73 year old father would say.
Brad Webster but says it way way way way way funnier. my dad is annoying as hell. "then he said '******', get it??? '******'!!! hahaha!!!"
Love the Jacob's Ladder reference, bloody good film that is very underrated!
Bill Burr in a Jeep XJ, Hell yeah!! That's awesome. I love my 96 XJ!
locomojo0485 thought he was driving a mopar. 😂😂
I drove my 2000 for 15 yrs, and the only thing that annoyed me was when the heater core needed to be looked at, it took hours to open up the dash and get in there. Otherwise, Gumout in the tank, STP oil treatment in the engine, and it purred.
Norm at Japanese Cheers, you're killing it.
Bill, your awesome! Don't ever apologize for being you. Try not to censor yourself. You say out loud what everyone wants to say but don't for one reason or other. You are truly one of a kind in an awesome good way.
Do dope to see him cruising through my actual neighborhood.
This isn't your uncle's San Jose Sharks......Oh look, theres a Wells Fargo!
"It makes you feel better about yourself, doesn't it"???
Burr is the best.
"Probably a Cheesecake Factory" + Forever 21. His take on Westfield Valley Fair mall = too true.
The museum of technology actually sounds awesome
Daniel yeah I was like "I want to see that". I can think of way more boring museums than that
I haven't been since i was like 12 which was like 18 years ago but it was awesome. Bill's just wants to go to the typewriter museum because it doesn't remind him of his own mortality.
It's not a museum in the traditional sense. I think Bill was ragging on it because he assumed it was a bunch of old computers and shit. It has an IMAX theater and a bunch of interactive displays and the like. It's definitely centered more towards kids; I went there on a few field trips and always had a blast.
Stans Donuts are legendary!
Would love to see a tour in your new JAGUAAAAH!
'600 yard stare at a cheesecake factory over the horizon'
Downtown San Jose resident checking in. ❤️ Bill Burr.
Dude's crazy rich driving around in a 90s Cherokee.hes awesome
Bill burr, when a negative angry ginger makes a living by being cynical, closed minded and hilarious. Thumbs up
I love bill burr I can't get enough of him
Props to Andrew for not laughing his ass off the whole time. I would be the worst camera man.
i like how bill burr tries to keep himself so grounded lol
Living Legend, Long LIVE Bill Burr
I was so confused when he was talking about bad weather at the airport ... Bill, San Jose has perfect weather, that's why it's so damn expensive to live there.
If you ever make it back to Santana Row, they have a burger place called The Counter and you build your own burger. It's pretty damn good.
Bill grew his beard back. Better Call Saul appearance confirmed!
“Forever 21 mentality. Well your not, you’re 51. Cover that shit up” 😂😂😂
Bill feels the same way about museums as I do about most sports.
My mans got crushed by a vehicle made of garbage.