2:30 "You've got the personality of a Honda Accord full of white bread." is unironically one of the most creative insults I've ever seen. God, I love Lexi lol
My day was made wayy better just by hearing Lexi's voice. Like, you can sense the positivity or emotions of her voice and that, I call it extremely good narrating. Go queen, you slay the day
There was once a German man visiting the New York, his understanding of English was poor, but usable. The only trouble he ran into was when he went out to eat they forgot his silverware. So his food gets out and he's trying to explain himself and eventually he kinda just yells at the waiter, "Bring me food weapons!" He got his silverware at least.
4:19 this might actually be a way to sidestep the need to accurately label nutritional data as those details can be off by a bit (like around 0,1) so a strategy is to make the servings so small that everything falls into rounding/measuring error space
2:08 Lexi! Just how did you make that noise? I'm absolutely crying with laughter here. Thank you for being on this planet, Lexi, you make life here so much more bearable :D
@@uberterris7551 in one of emkays videos, I think it was robin but let’s just go with him, he said that the intro and the fan art at the end of the video gets less attraction (not much people watched the intro and the fan art at the end of the video so they skipped it) so they just removed it from every video they posted. it’s sad, but they gotta do what they gotta do.
That is sad. I figure even if some people saw the fanart, that's better than no one like it is now. I might need to find the exact place this was mentioned
I don't typically expect insults or putdowns from Lexi (of ALL EmKay's narrators), so when I hear "You've got the personality of a Honda Accord", I make myself physically ill from laughing so hard.
1:37 I worked at a grocery food distributor for small businesses, and I found a jar of mayo like that in a box once. Made me wonder if somewhere, there was a jar just way too overfilled with double the mayo 😂
Have a sister who used to work at wally world, one got a small bag of chips that had 2 actual chips and a handful of crumbs, How does that even happen?
I’ve found sealed and empty boxes of like cereal or granola bars at the store I work at before. Just pick it up and you can tell it’s got nothing in it but it’s not been opened at all.
9:37 it’s 6.99 if you’re a pleb who grabs it off the top but if you play jenga and grab a bottom one it’s only 5.99, however if you knock it down you have to pay 7.99 for your pack
I just saw something really, really scary and I didn't think I'd be able to sleep tonight. Seriously, it /was/ that scary. This video popped up in my recommended and I thought "eh, why not? I haven't watched Emkay in a bit." I was pleasantly surprised by the voice of Lexi, whom can lighten any mood of any room. She's seriously my favourite narrator and she's so soothing and funny. She's like that cool older sibling who buys you ice cream when they babysit you. :) Thanks, Lexi!
certified pre owned raisin is exactly what I needed to hear today after the day I have had, thank you Lexi and bless your heart you wonderful lady you. Never change.
9:44 because of tight consumer protection laws in quebec, this would have to be given for free at the register, since in instances where there are multiple prices that don't match, it must be sold 10$ off the lowest price, or free if the item is 10$ or less, this is MANDATORY by law, and a store caught not doing this would get them in severe trouble
2:32 Not all fortune cookies are good or sweet The last time I got a fortune from a fortune cookie it said and I quote: "You should focus on your exercise routine." I know I'm chubby, but I don't want my fortune cookie telling me that.
1:02 My favorite part was when the students said “Its freezing time” and Lexi said “they freeze all over the place” Truly one of the plumbers of all time.
@9:07: Oh, another Walmart that remodeled and didn't switch the signs around. They did that at my local Walmart and it was a freakin' mess. Also literally cut the store in half (put a wall up) to make lawn and garden bigger) to compete with the Tractor Supply that went in next door. It's a mess.
4:25 I don't know what product that is, but I know _exactly_ why they're doing it! Nutrition labels only have to disclose the nutrients and calorie counts shown above if they go over a certain amount _per serving_ (for calories, anything with 4 or under can legally call itself a 0 calorie food) By jacking up the number of servings to that ridiculous amount, they don't have to disclose _anything_ and they can pass it off as a zero calorie, zero anything else whatever this is. This is the baby of malicious compliance and crappy design
I love Lexi's creative insults. She doesn't need to swear at walking paint buckets of turds. That said, the Honda insult got to me. I own a Honda Civic.
I can help but aggressively vibe to the undertale/deltarune soundtracks they use in their videos- Also Lexi just always makes my day, thank you and don't let anything get to you girl!
Am I the only one who has, like, 3 TH-cam channels (and maybe a few specific narrators) that they turn on if they need to calm down from a panic attack or sensory overload or need to go to bed and then just.... put one of their videos on loopuntil they're calmed down or wake up? Lexi is that narrator for me. Her voice is so calming and she doesn't yell or swear as much as the others. But all of the Emkay narrators are amazing! And the editors do great!
8:08 reminds me of the year I got my school photo's taken and the person doing the editing edited two of my fingers and made them so damn long it looked like I was holding drum sticks. My parents even asked if I was holding drum sticks when they got the pictures back and I told them no 🤣
2:40 Both would be good. The problem is expectation. If you're expecting fruit and get meat, that's a bad time. If you're expecting meat and get fruit, also unpleasant. Based on the crust type, I'm guessing it's fruit, but still, _which fruit_? It's not fun to bite into something and get something you aren't expecting. Though honestly, for 68 cents I'd give it a go just out of pure curiosity.
whenever lexi narrates a video i feel instantly better
you go girl
I did not know lexi was a girl
@@YungMedstah he isnt
her voice is annoying tho
@@LoganPAILLL his*
💀💀
2:30
"You've got the personality of a Honda Accord full of white bread." is unironically one of the most creative insults I've ever seen.
God, I love Lexi lol
This one feels like it would be more at home at r/f*ckyouinparticular.
Certified pre-owned raisin was also pretty good.
She's pretty funny xd she's my favorite 😌
Have you seen the r/AccidentalAlly video? She has some very creative insults over there, too.
“You useless walking *paint bucket of a turd* “
New favorite insult, thank you Lexi.
Saaaame, I've gotta use that lol
Personally I liked “you’ve got the personality of a Honda Accord filled with white bread”
My favorite was "certified pre-owned raisin"
@@HPKuro okay so I _did_ hear her correctly!
@@sadmac356 him*
My day was made wayy better just by hearing Lexi's voice. Like, you can sense the positivity or emotions of her voice and that, I call it extremely good narrating. Go queen, you slay the day
Lol I love how Lexi called red peppers "angry tomatoes". I will never call them peppers again
She do be speaking facts 😌
There was once a German man visiting the New York, his understanding of English was poor, but usable. The only trouble he ran into was when he went out to eat they forgot his silverware. So his food gets out and he's trying to explain himself and eventually he kinda just yells at the waiter, "Bring me food weapons!"
He got his silverware at least.
@@Gr3nadgr3gory that is beautiful
@@DAmieN-the-devil a Dutch man told me the version of that joke I originally heard.
@@Gr3nadgr3gory nice
4:19 this might actually be a way to sidestep the need to accurately label nutritional data as those details can be off by a bit (like around 0,1) so a strategy is to make the servings so small that everything falls into rounding/measuring error space
Might also be because the food is just styro 🤣🤣
Lexi can somehow making the anger that comes from these images cancel out because of her narration. This is why I love Lexi
he's very fucking cringey.
This is a "her"?
@@alphaomega9626 Yea Lexi is a girl, she just had too much testosterone during puberty so she have a male voice
@Alpha*omega not again, I’m not doing this again
@@ok-sv5rw i mean to be fair to alpha*omega maybe they're just new to the channel or smth
Love the little quips that Lexi is throwing in here, like "Certified Pre-Owned Raisin!"
0:03 the PAIN I felt at looking at that, like WHY.
2:08
Lexi! Just how did you make that noise? I'm absolutely crying with laughter here.
Thank you for being on this planet, Lexi, you make life here so much more bearable :D
Lexi is the funniest person for any of these channels goddamn. Never had my sides hurt this much from an Emkay video
Emkay should cover r/emkay and just have the whole thing be them reacting to fanart, since they can't do that anymore
I must have missed something. Why can't they do fanart anymore?
@@uberterris7551 in one of emkays videos, I think it was robin but let’s just go with him, he said that the intro and the fan art at the end of the video gets less attraction (not much people watched the intro and the fan art at the end of the video so they skipped it) so they just removed it from every video they posted. it’s sad, but they gotta do what they gotta do.
or it was in the community section on their channel
That is sad. I figure even if some people saw the fanart, that's better than no one like it is now. I might need to find the exact place this was mentioned
@@uberterris7551 try checking their community page, I think that’s where I found it
*4:30* As an introvert I want my future house to have doors like that. Double privacy. That sounds heavenly.
Every time I hear Lexi’s voice I always feel like I’m having a girl’s day out and it’s great
Paint
@@BigBrainGamer58 indeed
💩
Lexi is the type of person to apologise for ANYTHING
Canadian? 🇨🇦
Canadian? 🇨🇦
Canadian? 🇨🇦
canadian? 🇨🇦
pretty much lads
I love it when Lexi narrates a video, she has a clear voice that is easy to understand. And that *range*, absolutely amazing!
I don't typically expect insults or putdowns from Lexi (of ALL EmKay's narrators), so when I hear "You've got the personality of a Honda Accord", I make myself physically ill from laughing so hard.
1:37 I worked at a grocery food distributor for small businesses, and I found a jar of mayo like that in a box once. Made me wonder if somewhere, there was a jar just way too overfilled with double the mayo 😂
Have a sister who used to work at wally world, one got a small bag of chips that had 2 actual chips and a handful of crumbs, How does that even happen?
I’ve found sealed and empty boxes of like cereal or granola bars at the store I work at before. Just pick it up and you can tell it’s got nothing in it but it’s not been opened at all.
9:37 it’s 6.99 if you’re a pleb who grabs it off the top but if you play jenga and grab a bottom one it’s only 5.99, however if you knock it down you have to pay 7.99 for your pack
I just saw something really, really scary and I didn't think I'd be able to sleep tonight. Seriously, it /was/ that scary. This video popped up in my recommended and I thought "eh, why not? I haven't watched Emkay in a bit." I was pleasantly surprised by the voice of Lexi, whom can lighten any mood of any room. She's seriously my favourite narrator and she's so soothing and funny. She's like that cool older sibling who buys you ice cream when they babysit you. :) Thanks, Lexi!
"Just make sure you have an umbrella strong enough for an astroid." 😂 I love you, Lexi.
certified pre owned raisin is exactly what I needed to hear today after the day I have had, thank you Lexi and bless your heart you wonderful lady you. Never change.
"You had one job, just the one" - Loki, rightful king of Asgard
that fork is just at the game over screen, it’ll be back in a few seconds once it puts in a quarter
It really does look like that lol
Now I want to know Lexi's story on her almost buying a boat house
6:57 "certified pre-owned raisin" man I love Lexi's insults
I thought the thumbnail was a fork falling into the universe and learning all the true eternal knowledge of everything that ever was or will be.
as an absolute scp foundation simp i appreciate the editor for that reference
As a not absolute scp foundation simp i have no clue what that is
@@Japuckle Then shut it
@@straenmusikant7402 there’s no need to be rude.
@@nexustragoon1920 Sometimes people weren't asked to talk.
where is the reference
Lexi is the embodiment of rare insults
9:44 because of tight consumer protection laws in quebec, this would have to be given for free at the register, since in instances where there are multiple prices that don't match, it must be sold 10$ off the lowest price, or free if the item is 10$ or less, this is MANDATORY by law, and a store caught not doing this would get them in severe trouble
"What do want man? You got the personality of a Honda accord filled of white bread"
That's a really good somewhat insult, I'm taking it!
2:32
Not all fortune cookies are good or sweet
The last time I got a fortune from a fortune cookie it said and I quote:
"You should focus on your exercise routine."
I know I'm chubby, but I don't want my fortune cookie telling me that.
1:02
My favorite part was when the students said “Its freezing time” and Lexi said “they freeze all over the place”
Truly one of the plumbers of all time.
At 1:08 they say it's chocolate buns labeled as croissants and they're not even buns either, they're muffins
3:19
Mario: ho diverse domande...
Luigi: Più a lungo lo guardi, peggio diventa.
*_"Certified pre-owned raisin."_* That _has_ to be my new favorite insult x'DD
@9:07: Oh, another Walmart that remodeled and didn't switch the signs around. They did that at my local Walmart and it was a freakin' mess. Also literally cut the store in half (put a wall up) to make lawn and garden bigger) to compete with the Tractor Supply that went in next door. It's a mess.
the NIKE logo at 3:46 is supposed to look like that, and i LOVE it
*Gives “fork in the road” a whole new meaning*
2:21 is just cruel. Imagine being unlucky enough to get a fortune cookie that literally contains no fortune.
Just a cookie🥲
I’m not gonna lie, I missed the introduction of the narrators. They always made it fun. My favorite is always “hey there sexy! I’m Lexi!”
4:25 I don't know what product that is, but I know _exactly_ why they're doing it! Nutrition labels only have to disclose the nutrients and calorie counts shown above if they go over a certain amount _per serving_ (for calories, anything with 4 or under can legally call itself a 0 calorie food) By jacking up the number of servings to that ridiculous amount, they don't have to disclose _anything_ and they can pass it off as a zero calorie, zero anything else whatever this is. This is the baby of malicious compliance and crappy design
"A croissant has layers, like an onion, or an ogre" 😂😂
Certified pre-owned raisin is my new favourite insult! Thanks Lexi!
The insult at 2:30 was just as good as, "my God put on some clothes, you look like a fucking Q-Tip™¡"
Certified Pre-Owned Raisin was also great
The rare insults in this video, in this entire channel, could create rare insults #2
I literally love Lexi sm
if I click on a video and I hear Lexi’s voice I immediately start getting happy
0:08 also happens in Michigan so you’re not alone
I can imagine Loki right now saying "you had one job, just the one!"
4:07 bro selling air
You know its a good day when lexi is narrating a video
I love Lexi's creative insults. She doesn't need to swear at walking paint buckets of turds.
That said, the Honda insult got to me. I own a Honda Civic.
I've seen similar to 11:09 with tactile paving for blind people, making them stand in the wrong place for a pedestrian crossing
“useless walking paint bucket of a turd” is my new favorite insult
My therapist's office ages ago had those double doors. Threw me for a loop first time.
PA is known for 5 things:
Hershey's chocolate
Heinz Ketchup
Peeps
Cheese steaks
*ROAD WORK*
I sure hope it does!
7:02 - Vision problems or not, trying to read what's on that globe will accidentally summon a demon.
Lexi saying she graduated from music school made me happy to share that with her! (Well…I haven’t graduated yet actually lol).
is it me or the thumbnail looks like a fork being abducted in to space
I can help but aggressively vibe to the undertale/deltarune soundtracks they use in their videos-
Also Lexi just always makes my day, thank you and don't let anything get to you girl!
0:27 Yeah, that's the solution Ventura County in California has, too.
Am I the only one who has, like, 3 TH-cam channels (and maybe a few specific narrators) that they turn on if they need to calm down from a panic attack or sensory overload or need to go to bed and then just.... put one of their videos on loopuntil they're calmed down or wake up? Lexi is that narrator for me. Her voice is so calming and she doesn't yell or swear as much as the others.
But all of the Emkay narrators are amazing! And the editors do great!
“Certified Pre-Owned Rasin” has to be the best insult ever
12:37
Mario: PERCHÉ???
Luigi: *infinite cringe*
Ok i rlly swear it is getting better
"You certified pre-owned raisin" well Lexi that was a rare insult if I've ever heard one
2:50 pastry roulette is my favorite game
12:00 That doesn’t sound too bad actually! Probably take out the tomatoes tho lol
I love this subreddit. It makes my blood boil like no other.
I hate it when I turn my phone upside down to read Australian and the screen just flips right side up again.
I've never heard someone call peppers 'angry tomatoes' before today and it made me bust my gut laughing.
I'm now calling hot peppers 'angy tomatoes'.
I appreciate these videos, helps me unwind with a little comedy after a long day
Lexi’s insults today are WILD!
6:59 this is why my girl is my favorite narrator using random foods to keep the channel PG
13:31 Wdym? -131 Degrees is completely normal..
..if you live in on Pluto
As someone who is unhealthily obsessed with the book, I ADORE this animatic so much ❤❤❤❤❤
Lexi videos are always the best, I love listening to her
8:08 reminds me of the year I got my school photo's taken and the person doing the editing edited two of my fingers and made them so damn long it looked like I was holding drum sticks. My parents even asked if I was holding drum sticks when they got the pictures back and I told them no 🤣
Can't obey gravity like they use to 😂😂
"I remember the good 'ol days, when we couldn't be upside down"
I LOVE LEXI U GO QUEEN
9:25 Inconvenius sounds like Harry Potter spell.
1:23 pretty they did it correctly but they used a the tape instead of the paint for this crosswalk and it partially undid itself
7:49 Is *THIS* your card? (Oooo!)
“Burned for my crimes”? Bring it on, woman! You will not hide the truth of cactus juice!
It’ll quench ya!
1:54 HOLY FUCKIN SHIT is that my classroom?
In an reddit video?
Poor Lexi with sidewalk I'm glad she's in Pennsylvania
0:46 None cookie with bottom chocolate chips.
LEXI IS MY FAVORITE NARRATOR ROBIN IS MY SECOND FAVORITE 💕😌
Same
Me when I see the thumbnail:
Look out there’s a fork in the road
Certified pre-owned raisin is my new favourite insult.
"You got the personality of a honda accord full of white bread."
I choked.
i saw the thumbnail and thought a fork was being casted into heaven.
0:53 i think you're find its a chair for old Australians
“Certified pre Owned raisin” is my new favorite insult
2:40 Both would be good. The problem is expectation. If you're expecting fruit and get meat, that's a bad time. If you're expecting meat and get fruit, also unpleasant. Based on the crust type, I'm guessing it's fruit, but still, _which fruit_? It's not fun to bite into something and get something you aren't expecting. Though honestly, for 68 cents I'd give it a go just out of pure curiosity.
5:30 My first thought was a flying home, like helium filled or something. Floating on water is probably easier.
1:16 aa not paint that a tape idk wat its made of but it melts with a heat gun and is more rezistent to were
i shouldnt have been laughing at this as much as i was 🤣🤣🤣
Every single one of these people work on my apartment maintenance team…
I guess you could say for the thumbnail, there’s a fork in the road.