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  • @ferretlover2735
    @ferretlover2735 ปีที่แล้ว +1606

    I love the contrasting of this evil ass subreddit mixed with Lexi’s sweet personality and voice 😂 love you Lexi!

    • @Floofy_Fox_Gal
      @Floofy_Fox_Gal ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Shoutout to Lexi. Gotta be one of my favorite genders.

    • @Catwithaknife69
      @Catwithaknife69 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Shoutout to Lexi. Gotta be my favorite disembodied voice out of the thousand, endless, unavoidable whispers and shouts in my head.

    • @UndecidedASMR
      @UndecidedASMR ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Shoutout to Lexi. Gotta be my favorite chaos level decider.

    • @GlitchBoxzK
      @GlitchBoxzK ปีที่แล้ว +8

      sweet, kind etc is not the opposite of dangerous, deadly and capable :D

    • @Catwithaknife69
      @Catwithaknife69 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@GlitchBoxzK they didn't say it was the opposite?

  • @MSKA-1
    @MSKA-1 ปีที่แล้ว +1636

    I love how Lexi was more concerned about the lost legos than getting hurt by said legos 😂

    • @Meleedroit
      @Meleedroit ปีที่แล้ว +57

      In her defense, legos can be pretty expensive

    • @brianabizier3168
      @brianabizier3168 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol

    • @Luckyblox14
      @Luckyblox14 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      IT IS NOT LEGOS, ITS LEGO

    • @Meleedroit
      @Meleedroit ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Luckyblox14 legos’s

    • @Luckyblox14
      @Luckyblox14 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Meleedroit the lion, the witch, and this son of a gun (I would have said something else but youtube screwed me over)

  • @hollythemage1350
    @hollythemage1350 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    I like how Lexi approves of things that don't actually hurt anyone and those that do cause problems are suffered by those who deserve it.

  • @LincolnDWard
    @LincolnDWard ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I am _very_ impressed by whoever designed that "dog search" to only have one instance of the word "dog."
    (for those looking, it's diagonal, starting in the middle of the third row)

    • @Girlymoth
      @Girlymoth ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro speaking another language

    • @entitree.
      @entitree. ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dude omg i spent like 5 minutes thinking that their HAD to be at least one instance of the word dog in that, but I couldn't find it, and figured that it wouldn't have been posted on this subreddit if dog actually appeared.
      Then when i read your comment, I figured you were trying to be satan and make people lose their minds over not being able to find the word dog.
      and now that i've found it due to your comment i'm just disappointed in myself for not finding it on my own.

    • @peepandstitch
      @peepandstitch ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@entitree. i kept watching the video but then I REWINDED the video just to check every instance of the letter d, thinking if it isn't there at least my brain will be calm that there couldn't be. i eventually found it, then searched the comments, scrolling past more and more till I thought I was going crazy and imagining it.
      "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SANITYYY! DONT LEAVE MEEEEE!!!"

    • @jan_Eten
      @jan_Eten ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i found it on my own

    • @liam.28
      @liam.28 ปีที่แล้ว

      do you know what video you're on? why did you give them the answer

  • @peanutthesausagedog2633
    @peanutthesausagedog2633 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Lexi has encouraged me to use her insults in real life. I called someone an underdeveloped fork two days ago. The look on their face of utter confusion was priceless lol

  • @chriscarpenter3370
    @chriscarpenter3370 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    my favorite part of this video is that not only does Satan himself have a Twitter account, but he's also *verified*

    • @dragonmster4473
      @dragonmster4473 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Doesn’t mean much now I’m afraid lol

    • @femboyloveromfg
      @femboyloveromfg ปีที่แล้ว +15

      it’s scarier that dream is verified

    • @kadenkayson295
      @kadenkayson295 ปีที่แล้ว

      Congrats ur the first comment I came across for scrolling for a good 5 minutes without the name “LEXI”. IN IT

    • @zomb7e_
      @zomb7e_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@femboyloveromfg frfr

    • @kamrulkamrul9121
      @kamrulkamrul9121 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂💀

  • @jkolbly1
    @jkolbly1 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    5:37 To most people, the skin is considered the best part (it is generally where the seasoning is directly applied and thus has the most flavor.) Besides, it is quite rude to eat part of something before it is served. Especially a small part that is meant to be a part of every piece. My sister didn't care for the skin either, so I would occasionally get hers that she removed and was quite happy.

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love the inherent idiocy of it. "I love meat so much I only like the part that has all the seasoning and none of the meat taste!" That aspect was literally the reason why I realized that I didn't like meat, just seasoning that is commonly used on meat - but could also easily be used elsewhere.

    • @pico7269
      @pico7269 ปีที่แล้ว

      facts

    • @minignoux4566
      @minignoux4566 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DrZaius3141 the best part
      not the only good part
      my favourite part is the skin, but give my any piece of meat and i'll gladly eat it

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DrZaius3141 even without seasoning it's often the best part

    • @tomoe3424
      @tomoe3424 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DrZaius3141 You know skin is also meat, right? And that seasoning enhances the taste, not removes it. Like if you ate all the skin off an animal would you say you didn't just eat meat? Also even on skinless meat you still can (and probably) season it for flavor.

  • @viscountrainbows2857
    @viscountrainbows2857 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    As much as I miss the "What's up sexy? I'm Lexi!" intro, I feel like it is always baked in there intrinsically.

    • @Luckyblox14
      @Luckyblox14 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your username and pfp are completely contradictory

    • @fa1ry_du5t-old
      @fa1ry_du5t-old ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah why did she stop!

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Luckyblox14 How?

    • @Catwithaknife69
      @Catwithaknife69 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@fa1ry_du5t-old Emkay removed the intros because people often skipped it and it hurt watchtime :( but I dont know what kind of sick psycopath would wanna skip Lexi's intro

    • @fa1ry_du5t-old
      @fa1ry_du5t-old ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Catwithaknife69 true like for all the narrators (even slazo) the intros made me feel welcome.

  • @majmak9604
    @majmak9604 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    19:28 I had a teacher in elementary school who refused to do any kind of bathroom/nurse system like that for two reasons: 1. he didn't care as long as we were back in a timely fashion 2. (specifically for the nurse but also applies to bathrooms) when he worked at a different school, there was a kid who wasn't feeling well and he was writing out a pass for the kid to go the nurse when another kid asked him a question, he was in the process of answering when the first kid projectile vommitted all over him and the desk. Whenever someone said they weren't feeling well, he would immediately snap, point to the door and just say "GO", sometimes without the kid finishing the sentence.
    He was also a bit of a neat freak so that was probably part of the panic.

    • @cyndaquil1433
      @cyndaquil1433 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Man someone should of moved the pencil holder one inch from its spot to drive him crazy

  • @Drago_Whooves
    @Drago_Whooves ปีที่แล้ว +8

    to make the one at 14:07 to 14:45 more effective, do the following:
    1) zip each folder up with a password
    2) the password for the master zip-file is all the other passwords combined
    3) leave a text file with clues to the location of the password
    4) the locations will be in odd places around the house and will each be sealed in a puzzle box
    5) each of the passwords will require solving an algebra problem

    • @ETXAlienRobot201
      @ETXAlienRobot201 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the extension-searching also can be defeated by deleting extensions or creating duplicate files with dummy contents...
      but damn....XD

    • @MarbioKing3732
      @MarbioKing3732 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Calm down, Satan

  • @GingkaHagane43
    @GingkaHagane43 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Lexi, you deserve an explanation for 13:30
    Basically, L + R + START + SELECT on a Pokémon game back then on DS will wipe your save file assuming you were mid-game or had already completed the game.
    This meme alone I felt pain because it wasn't until the new editions of Pokémon, that being Scarlett and Violet, I had caught my first shiny in my 15 years of playing Pokémon's mainline series

    • @WishGender
      @WishGender ปีที่แล้ว +36

      L+R+START+SELECT is a soft reset. I’m pretty sure wiping the save file is something along the lines of UP+SELECT+B or DOWN+SELECT+B.
      So not quite that evil but still evil

    • @LycanMOON
      @LycanMOON ปีที่แล้ว +21

      L + R + start/select is a soft reset
      Hard reset is just turning your game off and on
      Up + B + X when on the booting up menu will ask if you want to delete sage data

    • @PliskinYT
      @PliskinYT ปีที่แล้ว

      No that's Up Select B

    • @PliskinYT
      @PliskinYT ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LycanMOON Gen 4 was Up Select B

    • @GingkaHagane43
      @GingkaHagane43 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PliskinYT was it? I feel old the longer we keep talking about this XD

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter ปีที่แล้ว +602

    One of my favourite subreddits... Filled with devious doings, malicious compliance, and copious giggles! Glad that Lexi got to narrate some fun stuff :D

    • @turbo_marc
      @turbo_marc ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *rubreddits*

    • @Just_a_commenter
      @Just_a_commenter ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @turbo_marc Normally I leave my typos in, but that could be a bit too spicy to leave in lmao

    • @turbo_marc
      @turbo_marc ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Just_a_commenter time to keep my reply to memorialize the typo

    • @Jray608
      @Jray608 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Just a commenter
      And your pfp isn't?

    • @GAND-OZZ
      @GAND-OZZ ปีที่แล้ว +2

      **wait is this possible?** *oh, you can’t double stack asterisks.*

  • @CraftingCat_IX
    @CraftingCat_IX ปีที่แล้ว +80

    13:21 it soft-resets the game so you lose everything that was done after the last save. The two evilest uses for it are at when your friend finds a shiny and you tell him to screenshot it with those buttons, and after a long grinding session where you tell your friend that those buttons quicksave the game.

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also good to know: this works on every game.

    • @cookiesarepog6497
      @cookiesarepog6497 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does this work on the game it advance? Because this would explain why my leafgreen save wiped when I dropped it

    • @johang727
      @johang727 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It doesn't wipe your save, it's just a soft reset, basically turning the console off then back on

  • @brianartillery
    @brianartillery ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The hollowed out jar is not as annoying as the completely empty jar put back where it came from when full. I had a jar of quite expensive three fruit marmalade, that I had precisely three helpings of. Despite being told by others in the house that they weren't using it (they so obviously were), the amount in the jar declined rapidly. Then, to add insult to injury, the empty jar, clean, scraped out, was put back in my part of the food cupboard. At least they didn't stick a Post It on the lid, saying: "Get more Marmalade."

  • @calyodelphi124
    @calyodelphi124 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Free wifi! Just solve this integral!" OH THAT IS SO FREAKING EVIL PUTTING THE dx INSIDE THE SQUARE ROOT LIKE THAT 🤬

    • @shoitah
      @shoitah หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's a typo. The evil part is that the answer is π, which goes on to infinity.

  • @phantomaudios9306
    @phantomaudios9306 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    The guy cosplaying uncle Ben is a comedic genius

  • @NeatBea
    @NeatBea ปีที่แล้ว +279

    2:00 lexi doesnt recognise honey confirmed

    • @watsgoinonhere1
      @watsgoinonhere1 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      oh Bruhhhhh I thought it was a candle.

    • @pw6949
      @pw6949 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      honestly thought it was grease being saved in a jar that they kept putting back up.

    • @poselikerose
      @poselikerose ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s the most American thing to do xddd

    • @Megaranator
      @Megaranator ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this makes the comments about it going bad even funnier

    • @WazzaTHFC
      @WazzaTHFC ปีที่แล้ว +1

      his name is lexi?

  • @Cammi_Rosalie
    @Cammi_Rosalie ปีที่แล้ว +109

    The football jock kissing his mom thing happened at my school too. His mom was the receptionist/secretary in the main office.
    Also my school limited restroom trips. There were several incidents because of that.
    In the high school wing, In art class. One dude really had to pee. He politely asked to use the restroom. Teacher declined. 5 minutes later dude asks again, stating that it's urgent. Teacher still declines. about another 4 minutes go by and he asks again, "Mrs. (teacher) I honestly, REALLY need to go. If you don't give me the pass, I'm going to take a huge leak in that sink in the back of the room. I have asked you politely, twice. I can't hold it anymore and I am surely not wetting my pants. So what's it going to be?" She told him no. So this dude gets up, walks over to the sink, unzips, and lets it rip. It was a metal sink as well, so the sound of the stream was very obvious. He washed his hands and sat back down. She never said a word but had this look of "I can't believe that you just did that!" on her face.
    He should have pissed on her desk, in my opinion.
    In the grade school wing, one kid pooped his pants because he was not allowed to go to the restroom. He had to sit in crappy pants for hours and was bullied for it for the rest of the school year. His parents raised hell and tried to get the teacher fired.
    Junior-high class: A girl was denied the restroom. She pissed herself and ran out crying. The janitor had to be called in to mop it up. Her parents also came to the school, raising hell.
    Another high school class. Dude asked to use the restroom. Teacher said no. He cut straight to the point. "Ok then.." He gets up, walks up to the teachers' desk, grabs the tissue box, rips the loudest, wettest fart, walks to the corner of the room and begins to undo his pants. "What do you think you're doing?" Teacher asks. "dude says "I'm taking dump!" Teacher said "Just go!.. GO!" Dude says "Go? Go where? Go here in the corner or go in the restroom?" as his pants were halfway down. "GO USE THE RESTROOM ... IN THE RESTROOM, JOSH!!" Now I didn't get along with Josh. He was a total asshole and a loudmouth jock. But I actually saw him later and told him that I'm glad he didn't poo in the corner, but I loved that fact that he fought back against such an asinine rule.
    Later that school year, after several incidents of student messing/wetting, or students taking their own "rebellious" actions, a new policy was enacted from K through 12. (small school) Any student that has to use the restroom shall be excused to do so without repercussions.
    Moral of that story: Teachers, YOU. DO. NOT. OWN. THE. STUDENTS', BODY!! A human beings bladder and bowel functions are basic human functions that you have no right to try to control!
    Same thing goes for employers. When a person has to go, they have to go. Nobody owes anyone an explanation, let alone having to ask someone else "above them" to perform the function!

    • @thegamingboss3347
      @thegamingboss3347 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      1: Schools should be punished by the government if they have this rule ineffect.
      2: I was lucky that I could train my body to only give me the restroom signal only during passing period (7-8 min. before class).

    • @shaylethorne2387
      @shaylethorne2387 ปีที่แล้ว

      Problem is, people abuse this to avoid work and get paid. Or avoid classes.

    • @Cammi_Rosalie
      @Cammi_Rosalie ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@shaylethorne2387 That is a fair point. Well, more than fair, you have stated a fact. It is true that some will use the restroom as an excuse for neglecting their studies or work duties. If and when that is proven, then that person should face appropriate repercussion. Detention or temporary loss of extra curricular activities for a student, and docking of pay or temporary work suspension for an employee. Forbidding the use of the restroom for basic human biological function should not be a blanket policy in any case. Specific, yes, but only if it is proven that the restroom use is abused. But to make all workers/students suffer the consequences of the actions of a few.. That is wrong.

    • @shaylethorne2387
      @shaylethorne2387 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cammi_Rosalie I TOTALLY agree that they cannot hold people from using the bathroom. Im just saying its more complicated than yes or no lol.

    • @fruitloop420
      @fruitloop420 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm voting Cammie Rosalie for president, we need that new piss rule

  • @Andromeda-ss1my
    @Andromeda-ss1my ปีที่แล้ว +13

    19:20
    I had a teacher who did this the first year that she taught. She said no to a kid who asked because he was out of passes.
    The kid then decided to piss in the trash can in the classroom...
    In front of everyone...
    Safe to say, she never did that again
    What a fucking madlad that guy was

  • @shiomicchi7247
    @shiomicchi7247 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    17:19 For those who don't get the Mindy Haunter one: in Pokemon Diamond/Pearl, there's a girl (Mindy) who will give you a Haunter. If you're not well-versed in pokemon, in older games Haunter will only evolve into a Gengar when traded - nowadays with online trading, pokemon home, special raids and gengar just wondering around in the wild in games like Sword and Shield, getting a gengar is so much easier, but back then trading was the only way to get one. So, Mindy telling you that she'll trade with you and give you a haunter, everyone playing that game at the time was like "oh nice, free Gengar!" which is great, especially if you want to finish your pokedex and don't have people to trade with or a second console (which I can imagine was a lot of us). However, only after the trade will you find out that Mindy gave it an everstone, which prevents the pokemon from evolving, essentially making the trade useless, and now you're stuck with a Haunter that you could have caught in the game anyway. OP is actually satan and is going to be triggering a lot of repressed anger for a lot of pokenerds.

  • @spacecase13
    @spacecase13 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    3:32 Lexi's exquisite apathy regarding Minifigs warms my heart.

  • @tybois74
    @tybois74 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    @19:36: My 11th grade math teacher just would not let people go to the restroom during her class. According to her, "you're on my time and you don't waste my time." We had 4 minutes to make it from one class to another, plus time to get to your locker. You didn't have enough time to use the restroom. So, dude walked to the corner where the trash can was and took a pee. The clapping after he did what he needed to do was an extra dig and she had to clean it up (it was all in the trash bag). "Told you I had to go" was all he said.
    She dropped that rule very quickly. He got In-School Suspension for a day because no one actually wanted to punish him for a stupid rule that made no sense and legit hurt students (but they had to do something).

  • @Starwort
    @Starwort ปีที่แล้ว +22

    3:05 I actually love this, it's a great concept for a simple puzzle
    It's diagonally down and right, vertically centred, and just right of the middle

    • @Wither_Strike
      @Wither_Strike ปีที่แล้ว +6

      More specifically, the D is at row 3 column 8

    • @medievaloriginal6427
      @medievaloriginal6427 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      tbh I genuinely thought that it was just gonna be that there is no dog, just making you search for it forever.

    • @Golden_Vexy
      @Golden_Vexy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mfw i accidentally find the word god and keep on looking for dog only for me to immediately lose the word again

    • @thebacongodfather777
      @thebacongodfather777 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Golden_Vexymfw you could literally just read the word god backwards

    • @Gedasher-kr2dc
      @Gedasher-kr2dc 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Good

  • @User37767-k
    @User37767-k ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I once had a teacher who only let kids use the restroom twice a semester. This included kids with any kid of health issue that may make them need to use it more. This also included people on their periods. Someone tried sueing him but this rule was still in place last I checked.

  • @ArkaniumGaming
    @ArkaniumGaming ปีที่แล้ว +9

    We were on our way back home in the school van from a game. The kids in the back seat wouldn't stop waking me up by tugging my seatbelt. I warned them if they continue, I would release the death inside me. Note while the van has windows, they've been permanently shut due to them loving to fall out. Well, after ignoring my warnings, I released a super egg death cloud. It was so bad that even I could barley stand it. The actions of 2 led to 8 crossfired in an enclosed cabin. They never messed with me again.

  • @IronWolf123
    @IronWolf123 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The fact that Lexi doesn't know about the Mindy hate shows they don't understand the lore of Mindy in DPPt where you trade a Medicham for a Haunter. The expectation is that you get a Gengar since Haunter evolves into Gengar through trade. Everstones prevent evolutions (There was a bug where everstone didn;t work on Kadabra but it was fixed). This prevented players from getting a Gengar, just a Haunter with a gift. Mindy is hated for the in-game troll. Thankfully in Scarlet and Violet you can trade to get a Haunter that evolves into Gengar.

    • @Meteorite_Shower
      @Meteorite_Shower ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _Has_ it been fixed? Because I'm fairly certain it's intentional due to... _someone_ having an ego issue with Kadabra.

  • @lucahermann3040
    @lucahermann3040 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:40 Not only did they forget to mention how many digits of pi you need for the password, the integral doesn't even make sense this way. The "dx" is inside the square root. It should be behind everything else.

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Plot twist: the password is "syntax error"

    • @lucahermann3040
      @lucahermann3040 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@renakunisaki that's smart

    • @remirobert9815
      @remirobert9815 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Plot twist : the wifi password is "the first digits of the answer".

  • @Glegh
    @Glegh ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Imagine trying to find your house on Google Maps and it looks like a certain type of Japanese anime

    • @lukemakessoftware7128
      @lukemakessoftware7128 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No OnE cArEs

    • @joaquingonzalez834
      @joaquingonzalez834 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      my house when it was transported to an isekai:

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've seen "movies" where they start with an establishing shot of a house but blur it for privacy, so the entire scene is just a blur. Like... why even include it!?

  • @SilverAceOfSpades
    @SilverAceOfSpades ปีที่แล้ว +10

    19:00 Crap on the teacher's desk and explain that you're out of tickets.

  • @keysgaming6830
    @keysgaming6830 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    16:30 And that is more than enough youtube for this lifetime. I'm going to go throw myself onto the motorway now, cya guys

  • @Airbournjack
    @Airbournjack ปีที่แล้ว +12

    To that teacher. "With all do respect... you don't get to tell me if I can go to the bathroom. I'm going to the bathroom. What you CAN decide is if I'm going to go use the actual facility... or if I'm peeing on your desk. I would recommend you decide quickly"

  • @Bancheis
    @Bancheis ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I mean... personally if I was stuck in a classroom (middle school or even high school, doesn't matter) where the teacher said I couldn't leave to use the restroom because I already used all my tickets for the month... I would just choose a corner of the room. When they send me to the principals office, I would explain I was not allowed to leave the room per the teacher's instructions. I am merely following the rules that were laid out for me.

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "You can't decide _whether_ I poop. You can omly decide whether I leave the room."

  • @kaiyotee2475
    @kaiyotee2475 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    We were asked once in Physics, if a door was 2.6 meters tall, how many centimeters is the door. We're American so the teacher wanted to familiarize us with metric. We all discussed at our table, okay 2.6x100=260. The teacher called on the one kid in our table group who wasn't paying attention and he blurted "700!" and made us all look like idiots.

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:34 Lexi, purgatory is better than hell. Purgatory is in between heaven and hell, which makes it worse than heaven but better than hell.

  • @thadoubleapyt223
    @thadoubleapyt223 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    18:39 So what to do here:
    Get up in front of the class
    Piss on [Redacted] (Make sure you used all 3 Bathroom Passes)
    Tell them “Sorry. Did I use all my passes already?”
    And when you get called to the office, tell them Everything in detail and tell them it was in a form a protest
    Either you’ll get suspended or the teacher will have to change their policy. Or both

    • @Andromeda-ss1my
      @Andromeda-ss1my ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Some kid actually did that to my old English teacher, only he pissed in the trash can.
      She changed the policy really quickly after that incident

  • @DerangedPacman
    @DerangedPacman ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "when you live with satan"
    "he looks different than i thought he would (shows picture of jar)"
    cracking up rn

  • @Playerk125
    @Playerk125 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    13:33 l + r + start + select does hard reset a game cardrige, basicly delating all save files

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No. It just resets like if you turned it off and on. It doesn't affect saves.

    • @derpycat9140
      @derpycat9140 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@renakunisaki it’s legit to restart the game as new

    • @owenplays3770
      @owenplays3770 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@derpycat9140my school account has that same profile pic

  • @dogwithheadphones
    @dogwithheadphones ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “That’s not funny to anybody involved!” Lexi said through an avalanche of giggles

  • @s0und_h0und
    @s0und_h0und ปีที่แล้ว +1

    19:10 Just as a small fun fact, the teacher isn't legally allowed to stop a student from going to the bathroom.
    The student is only required to say they're going to the bathroom.
    Stopping a student from going to the bathroom can not only be unhealthy for them but can also end up in a lawsuit.

  • @frankcastle4715
    @frankcastle4715 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The bathroom ticket system is easily countered when you piss on the teachers desk.

  • @cztianaki2689
    @cztianaki2689 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    19:10 depending on the state, this is actually illegal. And as someone with ibs, I’d be having my parents yell at someone.

  • @slambat2905
    @slambat2905 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If a teacher tries to limit my bathroom usage in any way (beyond expecting that I spend a reasonable amount of time out of the room), you can be sure that I'm leaving that class every single day, without fail and regardless of consequences

  • @inavaible8849
    @inavaible8849 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I like the moment when lexy started talking 0:00

  • @ProbablyBacon
    @ProbablyBacon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s a long story, but hear me out: If you’re familiar with Geometry Dash, then you’ve probably heard of one of the newest and hardest demons of all time, Limbo. It’s a memory level, meaning that you have to memorize pretty much every move in the entire level in order to beat it. So, here’s my idea. At the end of the level, there’s a wall of blocks, where only one block is fake and you can pass through it, and which block it is is randomly generated every time you play the level.

  • @acat6759
    @acat6759 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If a teacher limits your bathroom trips to something that should get them fired, put some rancid cat repellent and yellow food dye into a plastic water bottle to throw onto the floor-carpet and tell the teacher you peed into the bottle and brought it to school, then make them clean it up. It doesn't matter if you tell other students who hate the rule about the prank.

  • @Roadiedave
    @Roadiedave ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Seasoning directly applied, crispy, and holds the juicy meats. The skin is the Cracklin' where the most intense flavor is. It's like the Doritos part.

  • @404_kayjay_not_found
    @404_kayjay_not_found ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Rip anyone who followed the Pokemon advice and ended up with an Alt+F4 equivalent.

  • @Teeny733
    @Teeny733 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Welcome back, Lexi! I'm always happy when you're doing a video - you've got such a great laugh! Super infectious! hahaha :) Thanks for being great!

  • @Dtr146
    @Dtr146 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The one about where the brother hid the homework in the folders. I've done that. But I used zip files. This was back when school computers were like core 2 Duo machines. Going through a zip file that's been zipped twice brings those computers to their knees.

  • @arandomduckwithaknife5362
    @arandomduckwithaknife5362 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    THEY BROUGHT BACK LIME SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @emmabeschta6081
    @emmabeschta6081 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I absolutely love how much Lexi knows about computers, and assumes everyone else does too😂 Another fabulous video from Lexi and lots of giggles, thank you

  • @watsgoinonhere1
    @watsgoinonhere1 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    There's probably more but at 3:05 if you look at the top where there's 3 D's on top of each other, the bottom D going diagonally down-right not only spells "Dog," but even spells "Doggo."

    • @alexls1923
      @alexls1923 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There seems to be only one but I only looked for a few minutes before my eyes started to hurt

    • @awaredeshmukh3202
      @awaredeshmukh3202 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's the only one actually! That's the only dog(go)!

  • @simsgirlgem
    @simsgirlgem ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The uncle Ben one reminds me of a couple who dressed as Thomas and Martha Wayne and did the same thing in front of Batman cosplayers XD

  • @zekenelsons2069
    @zekenelsons2069 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "When I was in pre-algebra, I had a graphing calculator, and it had Basic on it. I programmed a whole text adventure instead of paying attention."
    LEXI, I LOVE YOU
    As someone who wrote a choose-your-own-adventure for my creative writing class and frequently dabbles in text-based game stuff, you are truly a woman after my own heart.

  • @Lazy-Lizard
    @Lazy-Lizard ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:55 Lexi, the implication is that they'd unplug her life support.

  • @gamingwithollie8260
    @gamingwithollie8260 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Lexi, good news, Lime Skittles are now being made again. Skittles got a ton of angry emails and decided to make lime skittle again.

  • @kingparadise87
    @kingparadise87 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    16:40. SWEET HOME ALABAMA

  • @brainfreezeguy300
    @brainfreezeguy300 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    They actually DID bring back lime skittles! Most of the new bags we get here in PA are the "lime is back!" ones.

  • @MacheTheFerret
    @MacheTheFerret ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:55 oh hey, it's a word search for bottoms, this is perfect for me

  • @eccentricskylark
    @eccentricskylark ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:08 I used to work at Build-a-Bear. I got an eyelash in my eye that was really bothering it, making it water like crazy, so I took off my glasses and knelt down to one of the kids mirrors to fix it.
    A little boy wanders up to me and tugs on my apron and goes "Ex-*cuse* me mister. Are you crying because you have ugly glasses?"
    I was bewildered and was just like "Well *now* I am, thanks" lmfao...one of my fave stories from that place.

  • @Ibrahim208
    @Ibrahim208 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    16:35 Noooo!

  • @scibanana3542
    @scibanana3542 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    21:53
    "Where's Larry, John?"
    "Don't know boss!"
    "Found em!"
    "Where?"
    "Right up by the pavement!"
    "Dear God Bob, what the hell did you do?"

  • @frantisekvrana3902
    @frantisekvrana3902 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:10 I think it is honey.
    6:38 I ran it through an integral calculator, and it's apparently Pi.
    14:30 If the project is a single file, rename it to a.* (where * is the correct extension), and make gibberish files of the same name and length in each of the 47 remaining subfolders.
    Though this still leaves merely 48 options.
    Doing so with a multi-file project could destroy it rather than be merely annoying, so it should not be done in that case.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You don't need to rename the file, keep the same name, but make files of the same names in the other folders

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki ปีที่แล้ว

      Make copies of the file with subtle changes and put those in the other folders.

  • @sapphiresplash
    @sapphiresplash ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Growing up, my dad always said that we should go to the bathroom anyways if the teacher says no and that he'd get us out of trouble. It certainly came in handy multiple times before I graduated. Thanks dad

  • @dragonhanyu
    @dragonhanyu ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the wonder trade Haunter prank. Sadly, I did not receive one of these Haunters. But back in the Sun/Moon era of Pokemon I would breed Omanytes with egg moves, name them Lord Helix and wonder trade them while shiny hunting.

  • @Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing
    @Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Nothing more better than a morning with a Video with The One, The Kitty, LexiKitty!

  • @Illianoris
    @Illianoris ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Happy for another reddit video :)

  • @403gtfo
    @403gtfo ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lexi is a real life clueless protagonist and I am so down for that.
    Send me your skin... I MEAN CHICKEN SKIN!

  • @EllpaFox47
    @EllpaFox47 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Vengeful Life Pro Tip
    If you are AFAB and still have periods
    And a teacher keeps you from using the bathroom
    You can say very loudly “please, I need to change my tampon right now before blood starts dripping down my leg and onto the chair”
    Doesn’t matter if you are actually on your period, teachers do not want to deal with that kind of mess

  • @empressmarowynn
    @empressmarowynn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's a company that sells hand sanitizer in a large bottle that looks exactly like a regular vodka bottle. There are warnings all over it saying "not for consumption" but the label looks so much like a vodka one that I'm surprised they haven't gotten sued yet.

  • @nikbelanger5216
    @nikbelanger5216 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i think its lard in 2:18 and I think their sticking their "wiggly wand" in it

  • @ThorinWolf
    @ThorinWolf ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:28 Not just XKCD. Anyone who knows SQL.

    • @ballsuckervr
      @ballsuckervr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Explain?

    • @ThorinWolf
      @ThorinWolf 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ballsuckervr DROP TABLES as an SQL query will just wipe out all of the data in said database. All gone.

  • @mysterylovescompany2657
    @mysterylovescompany2657 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mothers abusively pushing their grown + _committed_ sons into a corner over partners they feel threatened by, like they ain't rolling high on bad cards 60% of the time, be like

  • @PeriodicTableLover2
    @PeriodicTableLover2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    13:04 jokes on you, i don't drink lemonade and my shoes already come untied all the time!

  • @luckylmj
    @luckylmj ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:27 It deletes your save file. It's not even just turning off your system, it deletes your save file.
    Might have done that accidentally as a kid

  • @le9038
    @le9038 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:50 The only thing I could think of by the word "Uncle Ben" Was the rice brand...

  • @TheKitsuneOnihane
    @TheKitsuneOnihane ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That last one with the work boots had me laughing quite hard, and I aspire to prank like that. However, one criticism. Do it to the OSHA inspector instead.

  • @bandagedmushroom
    @bandagedmushroom ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Lexi is one of my favorite narrator's she's so wholesome

  • @HiddenInTheTruth
    @HiddenInTheTruth ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Waldo thing was based on an old post where a guy bought a 'Where's Waldo' book, photoshopped out the Waldos, then gave the book to like a library. The commenter is right that by leaving one on the second page it would make the reader think they must have just missed the first one rather than realizing the book was rigged.

  • @sabaanjum4870
    @sabaanjum4870 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The guy who got fired in 0:39 shall now be called 'Revenger Destroyer Of Companies'

  • @lordhickory3322
    @lordhickory3322 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Omg Lexi is an XKCD reader!? :D Me too! Finally some fellow readers here :).
    I wonder if you have read the What If? books... I love them.

    • @michaeltempsch5282
      @michaeltempsch5282 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Another one here - and used to deal a lot with databases, so well familiar with little Bobby...

  • @Marenthyu
    @Marenthyu ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Little EmKay Tables we call him!

  • @R1PCH41N_FR3NZY
    @R1PCH41N_FR3NZY ปีที่แล้ว +11

    On the bathroom stuff
    my 12th grade anatomy teacher *hated* us
    She decided we would only be able to go to the bathroom twice every nine weeks with a ticket system
    Luckily this was quickly overthrown as students took their tickets home and copied and mass produced them because she never kept track, but god it was miserable at first, not to mention she just wouldn't grade our assignments until the very last second, leaving us with 20s n shit on our grades hell she even did it with our final exams too like what the fuck

    • @lenajones2650
      @lenajones2650 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some people just shouldn’t be teachers

  • @badpiggs
    @badpiggs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:39 he could have renamed the file and the extension though, there is an option to show extension and so he could change it.

  • @willykrekker1667
    @willykrekker1667 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love how happy Lexi is with the lexi-wife, May it last forever!

  • @rohesilmnelohe
    @rohesilmnelohe ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:00
    That's actual honey... not the milky honey syrup you get at the stores :D

  • @TheTbrWolf
    @TheTbrWolf ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They actually have brought back lime skittles, GET THEM AGAIN THEY ARE WORTH IT! Also yes another lime connoisseur~

  • @revampedharpy09
    @revampedharpy09 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:46 plus i mean... what are they gonna do? fire you?

  • @TheSweatman
    @TheSweatman ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In my class some students use tablets or laptops to use digital books. Makes sense so far, right? But the girl behind me that never pays attention and also isn’t prepared for the lessons always uses her iPad to cheat her ass through queries (those exams where one kid has to answer some questions the teacher ask the student). She would say: “I’m using my digital book.”, while she actually has the solutions open. And last time this happened she took a while to find her "book" and so I decided to give her my book instead (printed not digital). Now that she didn´t have an excuse to have her tablet opened, the teacher demanded her to close it. I think that she got an E or F as a grade. Was me a pleasure to be helpful.

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    19:09 Pro Tip: You are legally allowed to go to the bathroom whenever you want.

  • @GoldenTGB
    @GoldenTGB ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Poor Lexi... The skin is the best part of the chicken... To almosy literally everyone

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Idk, usually it's part I avoid.

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is an undebatable fact.

    • @simonteesdale9752
      @simonteesdale9752 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Personally, I find the skin to be the worst (edible) part of the chicken, so I'm glad someone else wants it.

    • @Silverin_
      @Silverin_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like the skin when it's cooked right, I've had some that felt like eating a condom

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Silverin_ Ouch; but I feel that is a thing that can happen more often with rotisserie, boiled, or grilled chicken. Fried or baked chicken skin is ALWAYS 🐐

  • @ajysuperfly7788
    @ajysuperfly7788 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    19:06 I had a 4th grade teacher who made us sign a peice of paper before using the bathroom (couldn't be after) and wouldn't let us use the bathroom in the middle of a lesson, I had to pee and couldn't go untill after math and peed myself because I had to sign the sheet

  • @mari-with-a-gun
    @mari-with-a-gun ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:05 I think it’s honey, but I could be wrong.

  • @Some_Random_Gamer_YT
    @Some_Random_Gamer_YT ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:30 Oh nononoonono, if the rumors are true, that deletes your entire save file without any way of getting it back, I've also heard that the menu delete button tells you to do that input for some reason. Never played, but I have heard from fans of the series.

  • @2006hondman
    @2006hondman ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We all need a person with lexis personality in our life.

  • @digitaldragons60
    @digitaldragons60 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    L+R+Select+Start = Soft Reset, it will reset the game not the system.

  • @geckokid8265
    @geckokid8265 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The airport uniform joke is originally a Jack Whitehall joke I'm pretty sure

  • @brendanboomhour7606
    @brendanboomhour7606 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    R + L + Start + Select = Soft Reset

  • @xPandamon
    @xPandamon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Waldo thing was about the guy removing Waldo from all pages, so the suggestion of keeping him on one is just super evil

  • @Meeckle
    @Meeckle ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Lego so much, but it's beyond my financial reach. My niece and nephews are still using the Lego me and my brother used as kids.