@@tentringer4065 it was a joke. Seeing as most activists take offence on other peoples behalf and LGBT now has about 40 other letters added. My apologies obviously not funny
Never has, never will be. This was the peak of 90's sketch shows. These days you couldn't make anything like this without offending someone. Truly a shit time to be alive.
Easily the best UK sketch show ever. Most difficult question in the world: "who's your favourite Fast Show character?" Doesn't matter which one you come up with, someone will remind you of another equally brilliant character. Personally I loved Competitive Dad. Then again, Channel 9 was also side-splitting...
the worlds safer than you know. its a method of control to tell us innacurate possibilities of doomsday. imagine your reassurance and its not a fantasy. .. the wealthy don't have the spine to be kind or thoughtfull but it is what it is x
"Chip - if you could just hold your gun straight that would be terrific." "You want me to run straight into traffic? Okay." _Later, in hospital, Chip is in bed hooked up to life support and his lower body in plaster_ "Chip, it's awful, they're saying you'll never walk again." "Stab myself with a fork and a pen? You're the boss." _Chip stabs himself with a pen and a fork_ "Chip, you've blinded yourself in both eyes! And we're not even on a shoot! And I'm just the hospital janitor. Get it through your head: WE ARE NOT FILMING A SCENE" "Turn off my own life-support machine? If you say so gaffer" Etc...
Was there ever a sketch where they diliberately said the wrong thing to him and he misheard and did what they wanted? Because there should have been. It could have been the final one.
The Fast Show was fantastic, with so many talented comedians, Bob Fleming had the same hair/sideburns as an old boss which made it funnier. Where are such shows now?
I've just noticed that in the last sketch the director's name changes from Danny to Guy. That aside it is clear that Chip was hired by a rival producer to wreck the production.
here's my one director: Chip we got a bit of a problem with the set and we just need to put it right, why don't you go back to the dressing room and come back later? Chip: get in a fight with the Alligator? right...........ARRRRRRGH
They missed a joke with this. They should've had the production crew gradually cog on to the likelihood, and actually end up patching together the movie based on what he might mishear everything as.
We need the Fast Show back in our lives again
TH-cam or box set im afraid its not woke enough !
Live tour next month. Can't wait
"I used to watch it but it's not as good as it used to be" 😂😂😂
Was that a reference to a specific programme?
@@edga69 Grange Hill?
Clever. I see what you did there 👍
Byker Grove I think.
Yeah. Why aye no man x
"CHIPPPPPP!?? Take 5 we need to reset the wire"
"Set meself on fire, alright"
"Well thanks for that chip"
"About 5 past 7"
Absolutely LOL!!!!!!
I love how he just acts immediately upon receiving instructions.
“Cause mass destruction?” 👍🏻
Just watched a man jump through a window on The Bourne Identity and started cracking up thinking of these sketches.
This has cheer me up as feel very down lately
Hope you feel better soon x
Does cheer me up 😂😂😂🤣
Know the feeling 😢
Hope things got better for you, my dude.
@@DrMcMoist yes it has love the fast show so funny by the way am Samantha Sam for short
as a deaf person myself I can totally , TOTALLY relate to this !
Same here mate, can totally relate to it and thats what made it even funnier =)
Well I'm not deaf but I think I'll go mental and start ranting on your behalf and get the woke brigade to add a D to their alphabet soup bollox 😂😂😂
@@sumthingwickedlyit sounds like you got yourself worked up over a problem that doesn't exist. You must have a lot of time on your hands.
@@tentringer4065 it was a joke. Seeing as most activists take offence on other peoples behalf and LGBT now has about 40 other letters added. My apologies obviously not funny
Pardon?
I love Simon Day's monotonous voice in this
Comically sad character, brilliantly performed by the seriously underrated John Thompson.
Nice!
Underrated by who other than you?
Underrated?
I like how the don't even bother to make it sound similar the last time. Gotta love "punch the short arse!"
He must be fantastic when he’s on form because they keep hiring him every time...
“Blow myself up with the land mine?” 👍🏻
Well, he does expertly execute the stunts he attempts.
@@Samn3212 well ye he's a great stuntman albeit doing stunts he's not being asked to do 😂
"I dont need a ladder" 😂
Has there ever been a better sketch show?
NO.
No
Never has, never will be. This was the peak of 90's sketch shows. These days you couldn't make anything like this without offending someone. Truly a shit time to be alive.
No
No.
I miss this show SO much (glad I can still get to see it here 😉)
"Punch the short arse", brill
I like his excitement when he thinks he hears that 🤣
Easily the best UK sketch show ever. Most difficult question in the world: "who's your favourite Fast Show character?" Doesn't matter which one you come up with, someone will remind you of another equally brilliant character. Personally I loved Competitive Dad. Then again, Channel 9 was also side-splitting...
Competitive Dad: that was very close to the bone for me...
i used to be able to completely talk along with all Jazz Club segments.
@@DJSamsonofficial a rare and useful talent indeed. Niiiiiicccccce. SCORCHIO!
Julio Geordio
Unlucky alf’s got to be the best
I've never seen any comedy skit remotely similar to this. This is the funniest fast show episode I've seen so far 🤣 ❤
BEST stuntman in the whole wide world..
Quarter passed seven
@@jasonantigua6825 Nice ;)
Ride me bike into the dock'??? The best, just... the. very. best.
@@franciman2 cracks me up everytime
Genius ! Funniest thing I seen for a long time =) I'm deaf and have exactly the same problems, thank fk I ain't a stunt man !
The look Chip gives to Simon Day after “my assistant “ at 0:17 just kills me… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Always my favourite character from the fast show, a small part in the show but just genius the concept of a deaf stuntman 😂
best character on the fast show
The thumbs up when he says “turn the production office into a fireball” kills me.
hugh fraser has clearly worked with EXACTLY the kind of director he's playing in all these.
It's the "punch the short arse" bit that gets every time.
I've seen every episode of the fast show but really don't remember some of these
The finest show the homes a standout.....nearly put my self in hospital with that series. ..the best
Bring back the fast show, I'm sick of these terrorist attacks.
the worlds safer than you know. its a method of control to tell us innacurate possibilities of doomsday. imagine your reassurance and its not a fantasy. .. the wealthy don't have the spine to be kind or thoughtfull but it is what it is x
this is so well written and performed .
Thanks for that chip -
Five past seven.
Props to the real stunt artists
Kip Chob I believe…
Brilliant stuff
"Chip - if you could just hold your gun straight that would be terrific."
"You want me to run straight into traffic? Okay."
_Later, in hospital, Chip is in bed hooked up to life support and his lower body in plaster_
"Chip, it's awful, they're saying you'll never walk again."
"Stab myself with a fork and a pen? You're the boss."
_Chip stabs himself with a pen and a fork_
"Chip, you've blinded yourself in both eyes! And we're not even on a shoot! And I'm just the hospital janitor. Get it through your head: WE ARE NOT FILMING A SCENE"
"Turn off my own life-support machine? If you say so gaffer"
Etc...
This needs more upvotes!
Excellent
So much filmed in the North East of England, Transporter Bridge in Middlesbrough at the start.
"Just need to go thought the safety checks for the bike alright?
"Ah i used to watch it but it's not as good as it used to be"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
What's great about the sketch is that everyone else who normally plays funny characters plays it straight.
Such a clever premise 😂😂😂
That guy was the Terminator. Nothing ever harmed him.
Brilliant chip cobb 😂
"I used to watch it but it's not as good as it used to be"😂 class
This is impressive for a sketch show
It's got to be my favourite comedy character ever!
Just Classic!!!! Aaaah mateys... Its just Priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
Was there ever a sketch where they diliberately said the wrong thing to him and he misheard and did what they wanted? Because there should have been. It could have been the final one.
I had forgotten about this character. Classic.
There is nothing on TV now that's anywhere near as funny as the fast show. Comic geniuses the lot of em......
Ride my bike into the dock 😂
The Fast Show was fantastic, with so many talented comedians, Bob Fleming had the same hair/sideburns as an old boss which made it funnier. Where are such shows now?
Set me self on fire, right you are.
That “punch the shortarse” at 3:47 was beautiful.
The best character ever love the thumbs 👍 up
I used to watch it 😂😂😂
@Givemeanhour Baywatch?
“Fall to the floor like a ton of bricks”
I think that was the live show
Reminds me a bit of the old "Rob Obvious" sketch by Monty Python.
I don't remember these....absolutely hilarious
Proper funny. Really enjoyed watching this compilation.
Pissing myself at this🤣🤣🤣 cheers 🍻
5:21 Chip. YOU'RE FIRED!!!
''I'm hired?.... When do I start?''
Chip Cobb ......😂😂😂😂👍
You'd think they'd stop hiring him at some point
I used to watch it but it's not as good as it used to be.
Five past seven.
Pardon?
I don't need a ladder.
Class can’t stop watching this 😅
This is funny on so many levels
fantastic timeless
Priceless.
This is absolutely classic comedy
That is in Middlesbrough
If you watch this early you can get yourself laughing and improve your day onwards.
Gonna have to get a chip cob today now
What’s scary, is that you don’t even realise how close to reality this sometimes is.
John Thompson ...Massively
Underrated..
Back when the BBC had the budget for proper pyrotechnics.
I used to work with Chip,great guy even though he had his moments he was a great fall guy.
Chip cobb 🤣 im hungry now
Oh my goodness just too funny! ^^
Good to see the Middlesbrough Transporter
BRILLIANT, cracks me up
This is proof that today's world is very much a changed place from the 90s. So sad...
Love it
Pre Woke comedy
No politics
No Marxist crap
Just pure observational judgemental good old fashioned fun
are you high
They must of spent quite abit on effects, they wouldn’t do that nowadays
Bloody love chip. Lmao 😁
'Turn the alarm off'............................................... 'yes'! haha
".... Five passed Seven."
Genius comedy hahaha brilliant
Coolest stuntman name ever. And a tasty tea t'boot
Awesome upload!!!! LMFFFAAAOOO!!! :D :D
5 past 7 : coming after the pyrotechnics I laughed out loud at that one.
I've just noticed that in the last sketch the director's name changes from Danny to Guy. That aside it is clear that Chip was hired by a rival producer to wreck the production.
Chip Cob... butter on't cob.. salt and vinegar on't chips... Grand
here's my one
director: Chip we got a bit of a problem with the set and we just need to put it right, why don't you go back to the dressing room and come back later?
Chip: get in a fight with the Alligator? right...........ARRRRRRGH
That bridge is from the 2 painters 😂
Best job in the world.
Brilliant.
Brilliant 👏
3:22 😂😂
Comedy Genius.
They missed a joke with this. They should've had the production crew gradually cog on to the likelihood, and actually end up patching together the movie based on what he might mishear everything as.
Punch the shortarse ( tiny Tom cruise) ? 😂
Bruce Willis on set
The best of the lot! 🤣🤣🤣