I never laughed so hard in a long time. The way Niko just blows off fucking up things with a smart ass attitude with his Eastern European accent makes it even more funny.
Hey! watch your mouth, and don't saying a F word and A word, because there's a wmg putting copyright videos, because everyone putting too much swearing!
Watching that fail cut scene is so satisfying. My boy Niko could have saved himself so much trouble had he killed Dimitri early on and shot Luis while he was held captive in three leaf clover.
9:32 This was always the funniest failure phone call in the game for me. The way Niko tells Vlad what happened, Vlad's reaction and Niko's smart ass retort was simply hilarious.
At this point, it made me feel like Niko has one of the most stupidest fails in gaming history, yet has the audacity to report it to the mission givers lol 🤣
It's literally indescribable how much effort you put into this. GTA 4 is literally all my childhood and it is insane how much credit there is to give you. Prodigious and remarkable. Keep this up, please
@@idontknow20404 so GTA IV don't have all the fail details I showed? does GTA V has more that I missed? I can see how no one care about this, but GTA IV writers clearly wanted the fails to be detailed and unique... while in GTA V they didn't care about that kind of detail.
15:30 That Manny's first mission is funny af, the first time I did the mission I kinda scratch a police cruiser and get one star, then Manny said that Five Oh line. UL Paper mission fails really funny af especially 32:19 46:40 Mission fails, Derrick:"I'm gonna drown my sorrows" 48:20 53:02 gotta love Niko's sarcasm and Mr. pegorinos comeback
In GTA IV, the protagonist curses out in frustration after you failed the mission. In V, it only says "Mission Failed" and have ability to restart the mission or resume where you die.
Would'nt it be like you f-ing double crossing immigrant shit (Crowd screams) Faustin hits michelle who would be there as her cover was not blown yet Then his car drives away xD
15:09 i like how Dimitri panicked after finding out Faustin escaped. Now he'll have other problems than messing with Niko :) Also Manny is annoying i mean wtf he is telling Niko to get out of his own car and drives away with his car?
I like how Packie is complaining about their getaway boat getting trashed in Waste Not Want Knots when they're literally already back at his place lmao. What did they just drop the money and go back to his place? Lmao. They could have just taken the money with them.
3:38 "the Girls have some injuries" *meanwhile they're burning alive* "Better be nothing serious" *STILL BURNING ALIVE (probably dead already actually)* 26:30 alternate ending: Luis Lopez got killed, there was no diamond robbery, Ray got him Darko, and Dimitri, the end.
As a fair comparison, the TLAD and TBOGT fail cutscenes and calls should also be included to show the full picture (and GTA V ones are even further outnumbered). I think there are not many in GTA V because of the full introduction of the checkpoint system (but not just the text start over), so the developers are expecting people won't actually have a chance to watch them.
I love how Niko just casually plows over Michelle & Mallorie at full speed 😂 PS & also how Niko after ruthlessly shooting Michelle, takes Romans call, does a complete 360 & is sympathetic to the fact that he shot her dead lol
Even though it's often frustrating to fail some of these missions unintentionally because you have to start again with no check points, its often funny to see the failed cutscenes or phone calls.
Would you ever consider putting together a compilation of alternative mission dialogues from IV? It always impressed me that they dubbed every car ride conversation twice for every mission in the game.
I had this idea where in a different version of this game, if you failed a mission in a certain way, like say kill off a story important character, you end up locking off whole portions of the game. Essentially rendering the game unwinnable.
I never laughed so hard in a long time. The way Niko just blows off fucking up things with a smart ass attitude with his Eastern European accent makes it even more funny.
yes! xD
Hey! watch your mouth, and don't saying a F word and A word, because there's a wmg putting copyright videos, because everyone putting too much swearing!
[6:26] Roman: My cab, Niko, the cab is fuqed!😞
0:21 "I'm janitor because i always clean up SHIiit , i always win , EXCELLENT 🤣
I was super lucky with that one 🤣🤣
@@whatever57010 i lost myself there 😂 so hilarious
He cleans up shit? I thought he cleans up the money 🤣
@@realmustangboy6437 Roman is dreaming so much that he lost the sense of reality 😅
Mmhm. Nodders.
13:23
“you wouldn’t dare, I’m Anna Faustin”
*Niko proceeds to put a whole mag on her chest*
Anti-Simp mode: "Activate"
Then goes 'ah yes, the biker. it was the biker'
I love how niko allows Faustin to think that the biker killed his daughter when really niko himself killed her.
4:36 is the funniest.
“A difference in opinion over the pricing”
2022 be like
difference of skill
In alternate universe where Biden is president before 2022.
11:28
Story is over! Well done Niko.
Lol
Yep
Watching that fail cut scene is so satisfying. My boy Niko could have saved himself so much trouble had he killed Dimitri early on and shot Luis while he was held captive in three leaf clover.
Fatty Roman would need than stitches after that
"Dimitri dead? How is this possible, come see me and explain". If niko had entered the house Faustin would've had him dead 😂
19:21 "This town is starting to YEEE" well cut clip 😅
11:28 *Dimitri is dead*
* credits roll *
"THIS IS FUСKING BULLSНIT!"
Gets resurrected.*
Dimitri: you can't kill the final boss in the beginning.
Faustin: Dimitri dead? How? This is impossible.
Come see me and explain.
Faustin: "Dimitri is dead? Oh no.
Anyway."
It’s an alternative timeline where Niko fails everything
*Niko voice “SHIT”
NIKO: I'VE SHOULD NEVER READ YOUR FUCKING EMAILS AND STAYED AWAY
Niko: Motherfuckers!
I can relate
9:32 This was always the funniest failure phone call in the game for me. The way Niko tells Vlad what happened, Vlad's reaction and Niko's smart ass retort was simply hilarious.
What about 29:34
18:23 niko is so powerful that he can speak without phone
Manny’s fail scenes anger me to the fullest. If you fail his missions, he practically steals your car, stranding you in the street.
yeah, I was so happy when he died
@@whatever57010 but he dont deserve to die🥺
@@thatcosmoguy2621 the streets have spoken, I don't question the streets wisdom
@@thatcosmoguy2621 He went into the house of a known drug dealer with a cameraman. Natural selection.
No wonder he talks a lot about THE STREETS
@53:01 love how Niko takes the mickey the cr*plist line and how Pegorino responds by casually threatening Roman !
27:54 I love how Niko kills Roman, then tells Mallorie "I came too late."
I love how mallorie was more upset about Roman’s death than niko himself.
6:46 hes running like a new vegas npc lmao
9:43 for a mission failed, this call is very funny.
At least Niko kept a sense of humor in this mess.
29:34 I love how Niko's joking about clarence
30:01 Niko will sleep like a baby
Gta 4 fail scenes don't make me guilty, they always made my day 😅
At this point, it made me feel like Niko has one of the most stupidest fails in gaming history, yet has the audacity to report it to the mission givers lol 🤣
14:15 niko said perfect English.
I will say GTA 4 is very unique especially when the mission failed either phone call or cutscenes.
agree
Around 29:19 look how niko reacts when francis tells him he wants to lock him up. I never noticed these small bits before
29:37 "Oh no! Lock up the children Francis." 🤣
lmao
@@Silver_Swan_MK2He’s probably out dealing to them.
@@pottytheparrot310u think this is funny
@@MrNostalgic1804 Terrible I don’t know how I’ll sleep at night
50:28 - Shit, man. I saw her and I got the rage. I killed Grace. - UNDERRATED so far
It's literally indescribable how much effort you put into this. GTA 4 is literally all my childhood and it is insane how much credit there is to give you. Prodigious and remarkable. Keep this up, please
GTA 4 mission fails hurt a lot more than GTA 5
because you have to start the whole mission from scratch 😅
@@whatever57010 that and a disappointing phone call
@@whatever57010which is the reason GTA5 is better
@@idontknow20404 if easy is better for you then yeah, GTA V is better
@@whatever57010I feel bad too
All three GTA IV protagonists give an angry/stressed face every time they fail a mission, get busted or get killed. Nice detail for a 2008 game.
51:04 Gracie's neck-break is a classic.
"Shit. I have to call these loan sharks and make things cool." "Roman, I killed the loan sharks. They're dead."
0:23 "I always clean up SHIIIIT" Had me cracking up for hours.
20:58 I love Brucie's attitude
28:12 that phone call is even sadder than roman's death in the deal ending
GTA 4 1 hour
GTA 5 5 minutes
Oh wow
yep...didn't expect such a difference
It's mainly because GTA 5 has mission checkpoints.
And even some calls didn't make it, like the ones from random events or the ones from Tlad and Tbogt
@@whatever57010your just trying to make GTA4 look better
@@idontknow20404 so GTA IV don't have all the fail details I showed?
does GTA V has more that I missed?
I can see how no one care about this, but GTA IV writers clearly wanted the fails to be detailed and unique... while in GTA V they didn't care about that kind of detail.
51:05
Let's appreciate that they made a whole cutscene for a fail scene.
They did some for GTA V too..
53:32 "You'll lose your balls if you make a habit of fucking up like this" - that one got me rolling 😂🤣💀
1:03:12 FUUUUUUCK! 😂😂😂😂😂 I died
15:30 That Manny's first mission is funny af, the first time I did the mission I kinda scratch a police cruiser and get one star, then Manny said that Five Oh line.
UL Paper mission fails really funny af especially 32:19
46:40 Mission fails, Derrick:"I'm gonna drown my sorrows"
48:20
53:02 gotta love Niko's sarcasm and Mr. pegorinos comeback
56:32 is my favorite Niko line of the whole game
Gravelli admitting it make him smile makes it that much better, haha
What GTA 5 FAIL Calls and Cutscenes? All I ever got was "Mission Failed." Makes me miss the GTA 4 ones.
By The Book and Michaels boat mission are few of the exceptions.
GTA 5 ass looking back at gta 4
@Just A Guy it’s all predictable I don’t like gta 5 story it’s boring gta 4 is better in my opinion all around
@@Mekthemessiah Tbh no, GTA 5’s Story is more fun and more kind of Hilarious than GTA 4, The Game just kinda Downgraded & Upgraded at the same time
@Hicham Boudouma I've seen you in every reply trying to and failing to defend GTA V. Lmao, you're a sad little man.
13:07 I hate my father
13:08 I hate him (x2)
30:52 Not acceptable, Bellic
30:57 Come to the office
35:32 Let's have a meet
I thought ray hated Johnny.
Niko, what have you done? You've killed Michelle! You've changed the future! You've created a time paradox!
Her name's not Michelle. It's Karen.
Metal Gear Solid Reference
11:28 and thats how u end gta 4 early peacefully🤣🤣
i hope the ending credits shows up of nowhere 🤣🤣
@Lamlela Matsiliza yes *PEACEFULLY* 😂😂
“BUT DIMITRI WONT BOTHER YOU AGAIN”
In GTA IV, the protagonist curses out in frustration after you failed the mission. In V, it only says "Mission Failed" and have ability to restart the mission or resume where you die.
1:03:09
3:11 love how mallorie is unfazed by her best friend getting shot in the head . She’s just standing there like “ eh that’s life , you’ll be Ight “ 😭
11:30 Mr. Faustin, good news Dimitri is dead.
{Later at the wedding day}
Hitman: Niko Bellic? A gift from Mikhail Faustin{kills Roman}
Would'nt it be like you f-ing double crossing immigrant shit
(Crowd screams)
Faustin hits michelle who would be there as her cover was not blown yet
Then his car drives away xD
Pegorino: *THINK ABOUT FAUSTIN HE'S GOT NOTHING WITHOUT HIS DEAL*
19:09 “silence!!!!!”
12:12 Niko is breaking the fourth wall
Roman at the bus stop had me weak 6:39
IV is such an amazing game.
Waiting for EFLC version!
EFLC?
@@ivanvolkovogorodnik8317 episodes from liberty city: The Lost and Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony
It's the little things that made this game great. Down to the angry reactions on Niko's face when he talking on the phone....Frustrated with failure.
These fail calls and cutscenes are just hilarious 😂
respect for you failng as many times to get everything, props
Killing Michelle and Luis?
You created a time paradox!
And Dimitri
9:34 had me dying 😂
15:09 i like how Dimitri panicked after finding out Faustin escaped. Now he'll have other problems than messing with Niko :) Also Manny is annoying i mean wtf he is telling Niko to get out of his own car and drives away with his car?
Alternative Title: What DSP sees when he plays GTA IV
15:21 Blyat 🤣
Non-Russians hearing this line without subtitles: Blech!
Блять - fuck
Rockstar translated poorly
Shit - дерьмо, говно
"Shit, Nico, you have failed me. Anyway come see me"
For something that technically isn't cannon this had alotta effort put into it!
Thank you so much for taking the time and uploading this video. This gane never ceases to amaze me.
GTA V - Mission Failed Cutscenes
01:02:10 - Complications (GTA V)
01:03:05 - Father/Son (GTA V)
01:03:56 - Friend Request (GTA V)
01:04:26 - The Jewel Store Job (GTA V)
01:04:55 - Dead Man Walking (GTA V)
01:05:12 - By the Book (GTA V)
01:05:55 - Minor Turbulence (GTA V)
01:06:10 - Fresh Meat (GTA V)
Imagine if Mission fails was branching storylines.
Niko’s face at 51:48 LOL
I like how Packie is complaining about their getaway boat getting trashed in Waste Not Want Knots when they're literally already back at his place lmao. What did they just drop the money and go back to his place? Lmao. They could have just taken the money with them.
GTA logic
3:38 "the Girls have some injuries" *meanwhile they're burning alive*
"Better be nothing serious"
*STILL BURNING ALIVE (probably dead already actually)*
26:30 alternate ending: Luis Lopez got killed, there was no diamond robbery, Ray got him Darko, and Dimitri, the end.
It's like they poured their hearts into IV details and what got left they spent on V which wasn't enough
Nikos reactions to the mission fails are hilarious
4:41 Niko's funny impression.
My personal funniest fail calls:
4:28
11:30
29:30
50:07
50:25
Watching new Netflix series based on a white guy: 1:02:39
this video is crazy bro nice job
One hour of quality content😂
Damn that's dedication, thanks!
"I'm the janitor because i always clean up- SHIIIIIIIIIII..."
I Love How Packie Foreshows Saint Michael's Death Before the Bank Heist: 24:41
11:27 this is actually a glitch. It’s supposed to say mission passed and then roll the credits
As a fair comparison, the TLAD and TBOGT fail cutscenes and calls should also be included to show the full picture (and GTA V ones are even further outnumbered). I think there are not many in GTA V because of the full introduction of the checkpoint system (but not just the text start over), so the developers are expecting people won't actually have a chance to watch them.
I love how Niko just casually plows over Michelle & Mallorie at full speed 😂
PS & also how Niko after ruthlessly shooting Michelle, takes Romans call, does a complete 360 & is sympathetic to the fact that he shot her dead lol
2:18 Roman: Shit, I have to call these loan sharks and try to make things cool. Niko Bellic killed the loan sharks like 6 seconds before. XD
When Trevor tortured Mr. K to death, he is right that he didn’t know why he had to do that.
Thank you for this 👏 this must have taken so long
28:00 "I can't stand this sh-(censored)"
Sounds like a censored to me
Even though it's often frustrating to fail some of these missions unintentionally because you have to start again with no check points, its often funny to see the failed cutscenes or phone calls.
It's weird seeing Roman so angry when you trash his car coming from how passive and uplifting he is.
I've been looking for this for so long, thank you.
Would you ever consider putting together a compilation of alternative mission dialogues from IV? It always impressed me that they dubbed every car ride conversation twice for every mission in the game.
If you include TLAD and TBOGT fail cutscenes & calls, this video would be nearly 2 hours.
00:21 Roman: Funny no ! I'm the janitor because i always clean up SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT 😂
I always win excellent
It's amazing how Rockstar added dialogue for every possible failure. Especially when you remember than the game was released in 2008!
Damn ,this game is even more detailed than l thought
Seeing this makes you really feel to not gail at any part of the game
this whole vid made me chuckle lol
I always found these calls interesting. Especially the one where you have to save Roman after getting kidnapped by Dimitri’s men
28:44 My 1st favorite after missing an interview
49:34 My 2nd favorite
29:04 My 3rd favorite
49:46 My 4th favorite
29:37 oh no lock up the children Francis 😂😂😂
14:14
Random Woman: heyyyyy
Niko: MOTHERF**KERS
Funny little mistake at 13:36 the subtitles read "filth" but he actually said "shit"
4:27 A difference in opinion over the pricing 🤕
Roman: let's go to the mansion
Also roman: shit now I'll be even more in debt
1:04:42 that cop that arrested michael, I always call him officer donut
"SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT - I always win- Excellent, SHIT"
I had this idea where in a different version of this game, if you failed a mission in a certain way, like say kill off a story important character, you end up locking off whole portions of the game. Essentially rendering the game unwinnable.
I also had a similar idea back in the day... it was kinda D&D with GTA combined 😅
52:07 AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
how can she take off the rope?