U DARE THREATEN THE HERO OF KVATCH?!

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  • @88pie88
    @88pie88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4745

    "Give me your money"
    **have casual conversation with the bandit who mugged you**
    "Alright take care"

  • @aaziikaaa2262
    @aaziikaaa2262 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4342

    When you need to use feather potions to carry all of your feather potions

    • @davidforslund00
      @davidforslund00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Xxx_gaben_xxX EXACTLY

    • @CossackHD
      @CossackHD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Thanks, I had a good laugh!

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wanna lik this so much but i don't wanna be the one that breaks this magical number called "666". XD

    • @thatlemonguy1107
      @thatlemonguy1107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s like that old ____ in yo ____ meme.

    • @jadrianmc3420
      @jadrianmc3420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, as long as it works

  • @Nerevar5me
    @Nerevar5me 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5470

    hands over gold...awkwardly picks flowers

    • @MrReaperofDead
      @MrReaperofDead 7 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      Cameron McKelvey this whole video is awkward. 😒

    • @TheNeXusCore9032
      @TheNeXusCore9032  7 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      This is what I get for playing the game at 2:00 AM and recording at the same time.

    • @adalagarzi5495
      @adalagarzi5495 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      IF YOU KNEW IT WAS BAD, THEN WHY DID YOU UPLOAD IT!?

    • @xXSilentAgent47Xx
      @xXSilentAgent47Xx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Adalagarzi For Monetization.

    • @TheNeXusCore9032
      @TheNeXusCore9032  7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @ Adalagarzi
      Because I can

  • @Enkulator98
    @Enkulator98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2306

    I like the fact that you had to engage the conversation with her to trigger the robbery

    • @jevader4753
      @jevader4753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Thats a glitch your not supposed to able to talk to bandits in the first place but this guy has really high personallity and enchantments to fortify it past 100 probably.

    • @beanboozld_0d942
      @beanboozld_0d942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah i found that funny

    • @mrzombie2953
      @mrzombie2953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Hey can yo-
      *_THIS IS A HOLDUP_*

    • @DarknessXER
      @DarknessXER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Je Vader it is no glitch. You can make Bandits in Oblivion like you enough to not attack. Simple

    • @hackerman7835
      @hackerman7835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      An introvert robber

  • @AvariceOverlord
    @AvariceOverlord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1920

    "Take it, it's worthless to me anyways"
    Yet, she still has the gold coin.

    • @Cresset
      @Cresset 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      "I know how to dupe money, man. I rob people for fun"

    • @slayerofnarcissists2282
      @slayerofnarcissists2282 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      1:27. No dude, still in her invertory.

    • @nicho7701
      @nicho7701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Because the stealing attempt failed. They say some shit like that but its still there. If your attempt succeds, than they say nothing because they dont recognise it.

    • @nicho7701
      @nicho7701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because the stealing attempt failed. They say some shit like that but its still there. If your attempt succeds, than they say nothing because they dont recognise it.

    • @antoniomarino9444
      @antoniomarino9444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "your money or your life"

  • @allenguevarra8203
    @allenguevarra8203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    100 gold isn't much to her. She just wanted to impress you with her glass warhammer (worth ~3K), and maybe find someone to talk to.

    • @peachyjam9440
      @peachyjam9440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      That's because she's really shy and only way she can begin a conversation is by pretending to being a bandit.

    • @Randomeaninglessword
      @Randomeaninglessword 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Now that I've read this, the video is sad.

    • @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe
      @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't realize I've watched this video before until I saw your comment, which I must have left a like on long ago.

    • @macrons593
      @macrons593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is so sad Alexa play sad music

  • @JaBoc
    @JaBoc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1306

    this video looks like it was posted in 2006 but it was actually posted in 2016. What.

    • @roflturkey6513
      @roflturkey6513 7 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Jaboc The footage was captured using a potato hooked up to a car battery using a cord of twisted cola laces. Sugarless no doubt, which is why the framerate is so fucking shite.

    • @TheNeXusCore9032
      @TheNeXusCore9032  7 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Also, the game runs so well on multicore PCs, that most PCs deny the game's existence.

    • @Zer0nite
      @Zer0nite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Also, the video is shit.

    • @ihatemyoriginalusername5920
      @ihatemyoriginalusername5920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the graphics

    • @TheNeXusCore9032
      @TheNeXusCore9032  6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @ Zer0nite
      It didn't stop like nearly half a million people from viewing it. Still, I honestly have no clue why an old video of mine managed to ascend that high and I never did expect it.

  • @PeanutButterZombie00
    @PeanutButterZombie00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    Teabagging: it's tradition.

    • @Loxias1989
      @Loxias1989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      dating back to the beginning of times

    • @Avrelivs_Gold
      @Avrelivs_Gold 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      00s kids common disease

    • @gggamer7149
      @gggamer7149 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do it on eso pvp lmao

  • @evictionnotice28
    @evictionnotice28 7 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    You are now over-encumbered.

    • @rewerkh
      @rewerkh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      over-encucumbered.

    • @Zizaa95
      @Zizaa95 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

    • @MrLeoBolek
      @MrLeoBolek 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that actor Bentobox Encumbered

    • @Freedom21stCenturi
      @Freedom21stCenturi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Over-cucumbered.

    • @domesday1535
      @domesday1535 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I once lent my copy of Oblivion to a friend and the next day at school he said "yeah I tried it out but then it wouldn't let me move. It said I was over-encucumbered or something. I tried to fix it but I think it's broken"

  • @eyeballtheruby
    @eyeballtheruby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Why are there so many dislikes? This is a deep and emotional story of friendship and betrayal

  • @draketatoes2412
    @draketatoes2412 7 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    That reminds me of that quest in Morrowind where a bandit has robbed a rich Breton girl, but fell in love with her right after

    • @suresren
      @suresren 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      He wanted her booty.
      And then he wanted her booty.

    • @White_Tiger93
      @White_Tiger93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ahh yes I remembered that quest, really good humor there!

    • @ahuzel
      @ahuzel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He came for her booty
      He stayed for her booty

    • @kaylobrok3272
      @kaylobrok3272 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Damn Maurrie having me go back to Pelagiad just to deliver a stupid glove

    • @Steak818
      @Steak818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Seems to me that Bethesda fired all of its writers after Morrowind.

  • @Garl_Vinland
    @Garl_Vinland 7 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    *Walking away from victim. The victim confronts the thief. The thief turns around and says "This is a hold up. Hand it over or die."
    Dialogue mugging. A scenario only possible in an RPG.

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, you're approaching me?

  • @sakezzu9687
    @sakezzu9687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Your life = 100 $
    100 $ = Worthless
    Your life = Worthless
    *and I don't even have five dollars*

    • @InitialPC
      @InitialPC 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      its 100 GOLD, dont undersell yourself like that

  • @fomod_
    @fomod_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "This is a hold up!"
    Hold the fuck up.

  • @TheNeXusCore9032
    @TheNeXusCore9032  6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This video has reached over half a million views, and to this day, I got no clue why. I hope you are all happy.

    • @dankcatsmemes9219
      @dankcatsmemes9219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheForgery That’s the best part is you being clueless

    • @moedeluca4715
      @moedeluca4715 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is the bandit hard to kill forgery

  • @9fmradisapratama
    @9fmradisapratama 7 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    if you fortified your personality above 9000, why every bandit or creature & beast won't attack you? but if you refused the one of bandit one your money via talk, they will attack you but with a very happy face. That's frightened me alot.

    • @allenguevarra8203
      @allenguevarra8203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Aleksa Petrovic I once heard this gem:
      "You know, amigo, I kill people for money, but because you are my amigo, I kill you for nothing."

    • @aeureus
      @aeureus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      M Radisa Pratama you fortify to 100 is endgame. No one attacks you unless quest

    • @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe
      @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish I hadn't read this

    • @ElijahW2003
      @ElijahW2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Over 9000?

    • @taffyadam6031
      @taffyadam6031 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the shit are you saying

  • @duvipearson6251
    @duvipearson6251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dude this is a comedy. Im laughing everytime the damn camera zooms in on their face.

  • @MelonWyvern
    @MelonWyvern 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Behold the *power of friendship* !

    • @bensondunwoody8519
      @bensondunwoody8519 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eggah Yannick Can u tell me the name of this game ,my good man ?

    • @reltpid
      @reltpid 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oblivion, thanks me later

    • @kaylobrok3272
      @kaylobrok3272 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its not Oblivion you fool, its Fortnite.

    • @cloroxhammer3289
      @cloroxhammer3289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kaylobrok3272 What a bunch of losers, this is obviously Tetris 99. Get your gaming facts right, gamers.

  • @lol._.3927
    @lol._.3927 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    rip cat furry

  • @xekind
    @xekind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "you are over-encumbered"
    _drops 30 feathers_

  • @vikiv.1352
    @vikiv.1352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    (Dancing on the corpse): The body is still warm

  • @rixille
    @rixille 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The low resolution, low detail graphics have a certain charm to them. It reminds me of when I first bought a copy of this on DVD and played it on a PC with a weak graphics card.

  • @mariojoseruiz4553
    @mariojoseruiz4553 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    that end makes this video worth

  • @vik24oct1991
    @vik24oct1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    now we all know why the hero of kvatch knows about the fine for necrophilia.

  • @brianmedina9831
    @brianmedina9831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Everytime I see an Oblivion video makes me wanna play it again

  • @torinjones3221
    @torinjones3221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you have to drink feather potions to carry all your feather potions

  • @Aslyuriel
    @Aslyuriel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    K-Katia? What happened to your hair? W-Why are you mugging people?
    Oh gods..

    • @DoctorFail
      @DoctorFail 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      guess her and quil'weave didnt work out

    • @dronecone6987
      @dronecone6987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You should've said, "Oh by the Gods!".

    • @themac7915
      @themac7915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She saw the... "art" of her on the internet...

  • @AlfredoPuente8
    @AlfredoPuente8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The bandits in this game don't care about the money.

  • @kirillmarine5157
    @kirillmarine5157 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Nice teabag in the end

  • @Revelian1982
    @Revelian1982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's the one thing about Oblivion and Skyrim that frustrated the shit out of me: Being overencumbered.

  • @legion8585
    @legion8585 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm officially depressed.

  • @sainsburyshopper
    @sainsburyshopper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aah, so THAT'S how pure charisma builds work.

  • @WarPigstheHun
    @WarPigstheHun 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You probably wouldn't be so over-encumbered if you'd sell all those feather potion poopoop.

  • @RiasatSalminSami
    @RiasatSalminSami 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That T-bag was the cherry on top.

  • @legacian4039
    @legacian4039 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Oblivion player: "haha, little does the bandit know I'm letting them rob me so I can increase my pickpocket!"

  • @prateek16
    @prateek16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are one bad man .

  • @extraspooky819
    @extraspooky819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well thats a minute of my life that im never going to get back.

  • @CircaSriYak
    @CircaSriYak 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Take this to heart kids, friends and foe may come and go, but over-encumbrance is forever.

  • @yuvalvernik9483
    @yuvalvernik9483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how she was just walking somewhere and then you came from nowhere and started a conversation with her and then she decided to rob you.. sad thing is that it can happen in reality too..

  • @oddluck4180
    @oddluck4180 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oblivion AI is perfect meme material.

  • @fingergunspewpew4958
    @fingergunspewpew4958 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    welp..better drink another feather potion

  • @unitorico4512
    @unitorico4512 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The number of views is not always a guarantee of quality content... what a waste of time

  • @AdithHerrison
    @AdithHerrison 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You teabagging her at the end XD
    subbed

  • @stormrage3708
    @stormrage3708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn, this really brings back so many good memories

  • @Mrjackcool2
    @Mrjackcool2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "you are over-encumbered"
    WORTHHHH 1:27

  • @stephenrichards3212
    @stephenrichards3212 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    lmfao u get me as a sub just for that ending tbag

  • @MaryJane-cw9bj
    @MaryJane-cw9bj 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    For some reason i always read ''you are over-cucumbered''

  • @dannysimms6023
    @dannysimms6023 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    What I was expecting was that you handed the gold over then bribed her to get 'more than you gave her' back. That would have been genius.

  • @keivkamijo
    @keivkamijo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is what 1000 hours of Oblivion be like.

  • @damianortiz6265
    @damianortiz6265 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmfao! The teabagging was the best part

  • @alexandradevorak3901
    @alexandradevorak3901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cats (2019)

  • @H-G0
    @H-G0 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That tea bag was killed me

  • @LuxioV2
    @LuxioV2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man I loved the oblivion speech system

  • @HenningGu
    @HenningGu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:45 oh THAT'S how you're supposed to play it.

  • @fc2fan953
    @fc2fan953 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sometimes my patience is "over-encumbered" because of this game... Still love it though...

  • @Crylhound
    @Crylhound 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Background music is sooooo chill

  • @wintermelon6390
    @wintermelon6390 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    So this is after oblivion crisis

  • @Koridai011
    @Koridai011 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought you were giving her flowers

  • @franksworld9922
    @franksworld9922 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    When cats demand it's best to just fork over what you have.

  • @lynn2215
    @lynn2215 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    so this is what 400x600 res looks like, cool

  • @Vassilinia
    @Vassilinia 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did he teabag them at the end lmaoooo 😆

  • @penclaw
    @penclaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    dis catwoman hipster level is way over 9000, neat nigga haircut, huge ass emerald battle hammer on the back and ofc being a humanoid cat

  • @Ludovicus1769
    @Ludovicus1769 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a nice person.

  • @Th3ba1r0n
    @Th3ba1r0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That hair is a hold-up. O_O

  • @sirrarethecrackhaed7350
    @sirrarethecrackhaed7350 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    yes i do dare to threaten the hero of kvatch

  • @クロウ-y9i
    @クロウ-y9i 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    ...I mean hey at least he got his money back...

  • @emokiller907
    @emokiller907 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    good old vanilla oblivion

  • @bbcaptain3858
    @bbcaptain3858 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    actual game play

  • @JANrad-33
    @JANrad-33 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This man got robbed, made friends with his robber, stole from him. Then he killed him and continued to take his belongings. On top of that, he teabagged his corpse. What a badass.

  • @AlexMF321_YT
    @AlexMF321_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everyone in 2020: wTf iS tHiS?

  • @vanguard1614
    @vanguard1614 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    A normal day in cyrodiil

  • @わがままアリス
    @わがままアリス 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:00 You are over-encumbered.

  • @arte5389
    @arte5389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ayye, the classic *TEABAG*

  • @yoggz
    @yoggz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    How can you not run oblivion smoothly

  • @yoloswaggins1579
    @yoloswaggins1579 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    No wonder 100gold is worthless to her.
    She has a 1500gold glass war hammer.

  • @Will.B.Good.
    @Will.B.Good. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just realize that this is not a Bacon video.

  • @oronk60
    @oronk60 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    *YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY*

  • @gwagwa8648
    @gwagwa8648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is cursed

  • @deathisdeadd
    @deathisdeadd 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Have you heard of the high elves?

  • @Ikcatcher
    @Ikcatcher 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I, too will tell jokes with my robber

  • @striken4pot
    @striken4pot 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This must be in 4k ultra

  • @PeteTheGrouch
    @PeteTheGrouch 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you try to tell a joke, but forget the punchline...

  • @Someoneonyoutube
    @Someoneonyoutube 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    the tea bag...

  • @samehdoll
    @samehdoll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why do i want to play this naw ??!?!!

  • @glorisxdd
    @glorisxdd 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tbagging part was the best

  • @michaelbarjak
    @michaelbarjak 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    your inventory capacity tho

  • @Dognuhtz
    @Dognuhtz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That frame rate though

  • @turtlechief2169
    @turtlechief2169 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alright, could someone tell me why there is a spell in *the elder scrolls* named after the greek god king Zeus?

  • @rosebelmonte5897
    @rosebelmonte5897 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This game is a gem

  • @HylerMusic
    @HylerMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn, thought this was a bacon video, oh well...
    Also, you carry your entire inventory on your person and constantly drink feather potions instead of storing it? Dedicated...

  • @TheNeXusCore9032
    @TheNeXusCore9032  5 ปีที่แล้ว

    800,000 views...my god. What is wrong with you people!?

  • @ChickenBeter
    @ChickenBeter 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seems set up it's so perfect...

  • @_Seaborg_
    @_Seaborg_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    ahhh, the times oblivion was laggy

  • @dubley3w673
    @dubley3w673 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    i died when he teabagged XD

  • @Future_Gohan_GT
    @Future_Gohan_GT 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    that's a nice head you have on your shoulders

  • @SorrySock8435
    @SorrySock8435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:25
    Eh! Take my life
    It's worthless to me anyway.

  • @emineomax
    @emineomax 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    idk i just came for the cheetahmen

  • @TheNeXusCore9032
    @TheNeXusCore9032  5 ปีที่แล้ว

    WHY IS THIS MY MOST VIEWED VIDEO ON MY CHANNEL!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!? I made better videos with a better PC since then and almost no one watches them.

  • @stalker_mg4291
    @stalker_mg4291 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wtf khajit look so strange in older games

  • @jig-ga
    @jig-ga 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    damn I remember having to play games like that on my rig back in the day