This seating arrangement is so hilarious. Stav and Jamel are in the studio. Ben is star wars style hologramming in from across the star system, and Eldis looks like a ticket booth operator leaning over the desk chatting with the customers
I had a teacher say I love you to me in 6th grade and then after I just replied "ok" she started crying. I’m just now realizing I was probably almost assaulted by this hippopotamus of a woman who had her heart broken by 6th grade me 💀💀
@@IncredibleIceCastle In fairness thats a pretty non-consequential experience which gives him a hilarious story to tell for the rest of his life. Id take that trade
I wonder if she was like a private school teacher or something? Cause inviting just a public school teacher on vacation with you is CRAZY, pedo shit aside 😂 I would never EVER in a million years even invite my favorite teacher to my house for dinner, not even speaking of a fucking vacation
This blew my mind until my son had a situation as a 5th grader and I had to go through the process with multiple agencies. I am appalled at how many boys are assaulted and the least likely to report. It’s so heartbreaking. I’m so sorry you went through this. Sending you a mom hug!
My teacher when I was 11 was a hot blonde, former ballet dancer for the national ballet troupe. Everyone was praying she would go to the dark side every single day. Even the Vice principal got semi when he came in to the class to chat with her, which happened a lot.
@@therockbottom5256i genuinely get conflicted when i think about that angle bc sometimes girl like it and sometimes they don’t so idk how i should feel or move I think it’s a situation to situation type of thing
It’s crazy how every woman who gets caught is slightly less attractive than you always imagine, like they’re not ugly, but they’re not drop dead gorgeous either.
probably coz they can’t get attention from attractive adults but they can get the cool/popular kid in the school which makes them think they’re hot shit. some school teachers get so into the student life that they start acting like one
In my hometown a similar case happened but it went farther than making out… a substitute teacher having a full blown love affair with an 11 year old student… having him spend the night at her house and even sending him money and shit. She was married with kids of her own the same age. Her husband filed for divorce and took out an order of protection against her. She has been in jail since April 2024 you can look it up, her name is Alley Bardfield and it happened in Decatur, IL. I’m not sure why it did not blow up more its an insane story. I used to run around in some of the same circles as this girl, she was always somewhat nuts.
It's not the old one its the current one the old one I THINK was completely grey not grey and blue and had like half balls on the wall ? Also had a different desk.
Bro I also just remembered a teacher asking me if I knew what the strongest muscle is and I said no and he whispered tongue.. It was at the Book Fair lmao
When they joke about these kind of stories (like most of society) its exclusively female teacher - male student. I dont think anyone is cool with the reverse
When I was like 25 I started hooking up with my after school care teacher from primary school. She was 20 when she was an assistant for the program, we didn’t do any interaction for like 15 years and matched on tinder. For a 42 year old she looked late 20’s, we would go on dates and a few social events, a few towns away and no one ever commented on our dynamic being uneven
Ive seen it work out. My dads friend from new jersey is still married to their highschool gym teacher. Granted this was 1984 but she used to come and drink at the parties my dad would throw.
I was fantasizing about my gorgeous 4th grade teacher big time but as hard as i tried she didn't succumb to my attempts to woo her...Miss Antonino, where are you now ????
Anna, dear, your son is lying to you. Or if he isnt, hes hiding some key info. And for good reason. What 11 year old boy wants to talk about girls he finds hot with his mom??
"guy was about to marry the love of his life and some 11 year old has more swag then him" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s for sure the fasted kid in his school
Funny not funny 😂😢😂😢😂😢
Fastest kid lol everyone knows the fast kid wS popular@@HappyDad408
It's slang. if you don't get it don't worry about it
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I thought this was gonna be a call in and stav like" wtf are you calling in for? turn yourself in"
Bruh same😂😂😂
This seating arrangement is so hilarious. Stav and Jamel are in the studio. Ben is star wars style hologramming in from across the star system, and Eldis looks like a ticket booth operator leaning over the desk chatting with the customers
Finally a podcast that fully examines the evidence before having a take
Due diligence
I'm dead lmao
I wouldn’t say all that 🤣 stav is known to just spew his opinion with no idea to what’s really going on. He’s kinda on point in this video though.
A practice H3H3 has yet to discover
@@trusttheprocess5618insane that you even watch this if you don't understand what he said is a joke.. do you fully understand what you watch?😂
That hat makes Stav look like a cartoon hippo
More like a jungle man 😉
....you get that thing I sent ya?
Not sure its the hat
Thank you so much, Harvey birdman, beautiful@@arashnaphobiaaah
MOO Deng
I had a teacher say I love you to me in 6th grade and then after I just replied "ok" she started crying. I’m just now realizing I was probably almost assaulted by this hippopotamus of a woman who had her heart broken by 6th grade me 💀💀
That’s disturbing man sorry you experienced that
@@IncredibleIceCastle In fairness thats a pretty non-consequential experience which gives him a hilarious story to tell for the rest of his life. Id take that trade
@@callanc3925lol okay…. Good take dude.
Creepy as hell, doesn’t matter if it was “inconsequential“, if it happened to me I’d feel some type of way about it too
@@AgitpropPsyop So you think getting actually molested isnt worse than only getting almost molested?
When I was 11 I was calling my teacher "mom" by mistake
Same
@@alanj5438 lol still wearing ninja turtle gear and sleeping in a race car bed?😅
@@jessebremner5209 How are those "Golf Clash" videos working for you bud? hahahahaha
@@calebb231 lol
@@calebb231 I wouldn't know..never watched em..unlike you hahahhahaaaaa
This is the most entertaining joint session of Congress I’ve ever watched
My third grade teacher used to watch me leave his class down the hallway saying "Giggity giggity goo alriiiight"
When did Stav turn into Space Ghost Coast to Coast?
Lmao
I'm old enough to understand this reference!
The original podcast
I blame tom brady for normalizing this behavior
Its ok if its your kid
@@bigchunky7499😟😟😔
he kissed Robert Kraft on the mouth too
No it goddamn doesnt, if anything It makes It slightly worse@@bigchunky7499
I wonder if she was like a private school teacher or something? Cause inviting just a public school teacher on vacation with you is CRAZY, pedo shit aside 😂 I would never EVER in a million years even invite my favorite teacher to my house for dinner, not even speaking of a fucking vacation
To the Alps?? That's big wealth type money
Tbh I can’t see why if it’s private or not matters
Eldis coming in hard with the "it's called ephebophilia" take.
"Libertarian or Navokov Enjoyer?" moment.
We are all reminded of that south park episode every time one of these stories comes along.
Nice.
Someone get him his luckiest boy in America medal!
The crime is she wasnt doing it with me!
Ms.Stephens?? NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
South Park has been on so long that this can apply to almost anything.
"Heres a little what are those moment" Eldis 😂😂😂
"Thank you Safari Stav!" 🤣🤣🤣
Man I feel bad about laughing about this one, but god it's so funny
Bruh I’ve had a 4th grade teacher who unironically said I my “large lips” meant that I was a good kisser.
That’s disgusting. If she’s still teaching you should report her for that.
Send this to Christina P, who has gone on record saying there are no female pidaflies in the world lol
She's a knucklehead
Lmao she is a psycho
Who?
Christina Penis? @@kendalk.3202
Insane take
This did happen to me, and it wasn’t cool. It ruined my relationships for years
@@maxmotors9497 sorry to hear mate
Fr this whole clip just made me feel gross
Yep, similar situation here. It's crazy how lightly these things are taken when the perpetrator is a woman.
This blew my mind until my son had a situation as a 5th grader and I had to go through the process with multiple agencies. I am appalled at how many boys are assaulted and the least likely to report. It’s so heartbreaking. I’m so sorry you went through this. Sending you a mom hug!
Yeah, it definitely messed with my perceptions of both intimacy and relationship dynamics. Did so for about 20 years.
My teacher when I was 11 was a hot blonde, former ballet dancer for the national ballet troupe. Everyone was praying she would go to the dark side every single day. Even the Vice principal got semi when he came in to the class to chat with her, which happened a lot.
Semi😂
Some things you should keep to yourself there bud
❤
Poor woman, I bet that was her whole life
@@therockbottom5256i genuinely get conflicted when i think about that angle bc sometimes girl like it and sometimes they don’t so idk how i should feel or move I think it’s a situation to situation type of thing
you know what i'm grown now but the fact we all knew in 5th/6th grade which teachers were weirdly dtf and to kinda avoid them, thats wild
I'm glad Dr. Disrespect landed on his feet and is doing well. Love the casual beanie
Sickening 🤮 what does a grown woman see in a 11 year old child❓️Teachers leave these childern alone❗️
Cody ko needs to hear this message
New CS map in the background sick
Thera sucked imo
Age of consent in Canada was 14 from 1890 until 2008. I guess we all agreed that grade 9 was the youngest you could go, not grade 5.
Not me just randomly realizing everything is set up like bad friends😭😂 how long has it been like this
They're filming this on the Bad Friends set. Look at all the stuff around Eldis and the cardboard 'Stav' covering up Bad in front of the desk
Stav always takes a brave stance
It’s crazy how every woman who gets caught is slightly less attractive than you always imagine, like they’re not ugly, but they’re not drop dead gorgeous either.
probably coz they can’t get attention from attractive adults but they can get the cool/popular kid in the school which makes them think they’re hot shit. some school teachers get so into the student life that they start acting like one
Pedophiles being unattractive? Damn you’re right, I’ve never heard of that
All my teachers were old or ugly when I was in grade school.
Same
Only one that wasn't was the spanish/French teacher at my school lol
Eldis looks like Frankenstein back there 😂
In my hometown a similar case happened but it went farther than making out… a substitute teacher having a full blown love affair with an 11 year old student… having him spend the night at her house and even sending him money and shit. She was married with kids of her own the same age. Her husband filed for divorce and took out an order of protection against her. She has been in jail since April 2024
you can look it up, her name is Alley Bardfield and it happened in Decatur, IL. I’m not sure why it did not blow up more its an insane story.
I used to run around in some of the same circles as this girl, she was always somewhat nuts.
Welcome back to "Are You Hotter Than A 5th Grader?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 already better decor than bad friends
Wait, is this bad friends old studio?
@johnperry5550 I don't know bur I'd highly doubt it considering they're in LA. Unless stavs out there for promo
@@smellsfargo he must be using it. He even has their sign.
Bad friends has cool stuff there's just way too much of it. It's all cluttered on their show
It's not the old one its the current one the old one I THINK was completely grey not grey and blue and had like half balls on the wall ? Also had a different desk.
Thought for sure we were getting new Ian fidance lore
We definitely need more kush nephew installments of the kush brother chronicles 😂
Was this teachers name Misato Katsuragi?
0:44
"Certainly" through stifled laugher
😂😂😂😂
Imagine getting to third base for the first time the same day you literally got to third base for the first time at your T Ball game.
The couch set up looked better
Bro I also just remembered a teacher asking me if I knew what the strongest muscle is and I said no and he whispered tongue.. It was at the Book Fair lmao
wtf?????
The set is FANTASTIC😂
I was younger than all of my friends, so I was like 9 about to turn 10 in the fifth grade. That is wild, lol
In her defense he was mature for his age. Lmao. Lock er up!!!
My wife was raped by a high school teacher and was too timid to say anything 😢😢😢😢
When they joke about these kind of stories (like most of society) its exclusively female teacher - male student. I dont think anyone is cool with the reverse
0:40 hands down the funniest podcast moment ever
When I was like 25 I started hooking up with my after school care teacher from primary school.
She was 20 when she was an assistant for the program, we didn’t do any interaction for like 15 years and matched on tinder.
For a 42 year old she looked late 20’s, we would go on dates and a few social events, a few towns away and no one ever commented on our dynamic being uneven
The wild thing to me is I watched a crime thing on a diff woman who almost has the same exact storyline. Wtf is wrong with these women?
That poor kid is probably mortified like the other kids are probably giving him all kinds of shit
I watched Thats My Boy a few days ago
You’re the hero we didn’t know we needed
This is such a bros podcast and I love it
that "certainly..." is priceless
One of the best of the best 😂😂😂
I need Jamel on a free episode! Im broke and comedy is the onky cure!
Jamel and Stav are the dynamic duo we all need in our lives
I think he was on one of the first couple episodes of the pod
Eldis definitely gives off the vibes of someone who thinks the age of consent should be 16
Literally Mrs. Stevenson from South Park 💀💀
11 dude?!
This is like that one episode of South Park with Ike, no? Even having phone conversations?
I like how stav just joined another podcast
Stavvy’s pinky ring is sick
11 isn't even close to ok
I like Slavic Fancy
That's funny
this kid is left with a thousand island stare for the rest of his life and you’re laughing?
damn, 11 years old already got a cell phone with a texting plan? thats certainly something.
Basically that one episode of South Park with Cartman as the Hall Monitor
Why are they at the BAD FRIENDS spot?
How TF did EE get the podcast spot😂 w guest
Bro that's not EE LMAO
@@IMDWTT but tell me they don’t look exactly the same😂
@@PoojaMan64 I DID instantly think it was EE and then had to do some self-reflecting when I realized it wasn't 😂
@@IMDWTT it’s true why tf would he be here😂but I was watching this at 7am at work
To be fair, the kid was really cool
Why’s he got the Bad Friends pod setup? I miss something
That family was definitely grooming the teacher
Ive seen it work out. My dads friend from new jersey is still married to their highschool gym teacher. Granted this was 1984 but she used to come and drink at the parties my dad would throw.
Highschool dudes being into older women is normal. A 5th grader is not high school lol
What episode is this from??
patreon episode, kush cousins
This shit is hilariously inappropriate 😂😂😂
Am I just really fucking high as shit, or are you guys at the original Bad Friends podcast location?
They mentioned they were in Santinos LA spot on patreon cut so probably.
Guessing BF landed a new studio
Why is Stavvy at the Bad Friends studio?
Why are they in the Bad Friends set?
They should let us try that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ive got that same Hawaiian off Amazon for 15 bucks
How awesome is the new season of cobra kai boys
Afton alps is a ski resort 😂😂
Acceleration
How Rizzy is this child my Lord
Stavs friends threw me all the way tf off
Is this the bad friends studio?
Love the set design. Way better than what Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino put together.
My father would have asked for my autograph, raised my allowance and said 'Chip off the old block'.
The dude with the stars… makes me want to throw up.
Stop the spinning background, bro!
Where was she when I was in 5th grade?
Had a female teacher call my haircut “sexy” in the 11th grade. She was kinda bad tho.
as of 1:04 bros cooking
I was fantasizing about my gorgeous 4th grade teacher big time but as hard as i tried she didn't succumb to my attempts to woo her...Miss Antonino, where are you now ????
Stavros Halkias OBE
My 8th grade English teacher groomed me and we would talk about running away together.
anyone celebrating this imagine it was a 24 year old man and an 11 year old girl and see if you feel the same
Day 14 of asking Stavvy to come to Seattle on his next tour
my son is 11 and he's not even ever liked a girl, let alone a whole lady
Anna, dear, your son is lying to you. Or if he isnt, hes hiding some key info. And for good reason. What 11 year old boy wants to talk about girls he finds hot with his mom??
@@matthewc8241 hahaha ok. guy hasn't hit puberty and has never not shrugged about boys and girls
jamel has betrayed TAFS as well
wtf is this Bad Friends set up thing going? Lol
Maybe the parents were predatory swingers who tried to lure her in on the vacation