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People walking around in some orthopedic velcro shoes.

Lmao what is going on with this incel comment section holy moly

She is already cheating

The dental hygienists do talk you up. You have your mouth full and they are asking you questions. So it's not weird that he felt the need to chat with the person cleaning your teeth. Yeah accent humor is pretty dated, maybe just do that humor with the other dads down at the bar.

Wow this was a bad one and 800x 🚩🚩 🚩 , but the one point I will make: you are both currently ok with cheating, he’ll do it to you too if you were together. I feel bad for her baby daddy.

I was the broccoli haired kid, still looking to be her porcelain throne if she's interested.

the end of that call was gold Lmafo

Sounds like dude has it made, he just doesn’t need to brag and seems like he has that desire.

he wanted Stavvy to give him permission to cheat so bad, lmfao. listening to him stroke his own ego that hard was starting to get uncomfortable. 😂 dude is overwhelmed and way too excited at the prospect of infidelity and it being somewhat acceptable in Japanese culture. he's probably also subconsciously aware that actually going through with this would hurt his wife too, hence, the reason he called Stavs. part of it is definitely to brag a little but the other part is wanting to be being able to tell himself Stav said it was okay so he can sleep at night.

Jordan, cool haircut

Need to hear the other side on this one. Cus if they were just “fucking” and really they only fucked like a couple times and then the dude met her friend they fell in love…. Is she really shitty for that? I can understand why the caller would be upset either way but without more detail it’s hard to say whether or not the friend even did anything wrong.

Ur gf doesnt mind when u flirt w women because it confirms ur not gay ti her because u sound very fruity no offense lolol

It was over for him when she told him that she did only fans. Then kissing her pretty much sealed it. This situation cannot be salvaged.

Dump her!

Awful stavvy take really, a 10 month old and a toddler ABSOLUTELY is not harder than being an electrician 12hrs a day on a plant THEN ALSO BEING THE FATHER. Dude : “im a bread winner and want a more trad lifestyle from my unworking wife” Stavvy”WOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT shes taking care of your kids!” Honestly just sounded like dude wanted dinner made and more sleep, if she cant handle that then she needs to ALSO get a job and start providing financially so WE can afford the nanny/maid. Honestly just sounds like you got wrapped ip on the “really good money” bit and just wanted to shit on the guy. The woman is definitely the privileged one, what a joke

Would you rather play for one season and win a championship or play a career for 10 years plus and never win a championship?

The sexting is crazy, you both are chasing a bust for old times sake and as a woman youre rationalizing it and hes taking advantage

Stavy's projection is wild in this clip, like he isnt going to end up 47 and single

I never understood the fear of marriage. I had friends get a mortgage with a girlfriend before they got engaged which always blew my mind.

This reminded me I should delete my Facebook

I am 24 and have had decent amount of partners never had any problems, but only two serious relationships and both of them where eager even though they didnt know how, I just kinda walked them through it and they learned. I feel like if they love you they would try and learn or be open and honest and if its a deal breaker then find a different girl I GUESS . Idk never had issues with it, if anything as a young 14,15 year old I was more nrvous and turned it down to being dumb. Then at 16 I had a college girl open my world and blew my mind literally lmao

lmao imo, if u have the funds u a loser. And especially if her friends man does it you should return the favor. But If your money is tight be honest and dont go out as much or save up sometimes to treat them if they treat you.

Jake’s a genius

Calling Stav is cheaper than therapy and he has an amazing emotional intelligence.

OMG, Stavvy AND Joe psychoanalyzing a civilian?? That’s brutal.

So she might be doing what my partner of 4 years did. When the concept of an open relationship came out they pointed out to me that it would only be one-sided because they only want to have sex with me. So then the inverse of that is creating parameters within your relationship that make it so your partner is the only person hooking up with other people. She might just be trying to demonstrate how that feels

Middle dude has the first hair I've ever seen. If it's real, that's infinitely more funny

Stavvy you are the best life coach imaginable!

It seems like there's a good chance that the caller treated his friend like an asshole too.

people make gift giving so weird, all you have to do it get people something they already like and will use. one year my friend gave me 12 of my favorite candy. i didnt need to buy any of my own for a year, and every time i ate one i thought of her. gifts are just an expression of thought about the other person.

He absolutely sounds way worse than her. Ive never met a cornstar but strippers are literally the nicest girls ive ever met. Id rather be friends with them than this guy. 😂

This guest is annoying ngl😂

lol i'd watch a history podcast with yannis and stavvy explaining world events like this

This is like bums throwing food to feel empowered

Average Florida man in the wild.

Might take this fogo de chao idea for my wedding…

As a woman, I think a few drinks and waiting is incredibly fun, not only does it show restraint and self respect, it shows respect for the other person as well. And it’s exciting!

If you have some size and are secure you ask. If you have a tiny unit dont ask.

Stav is better than yelling at the Void, because Stav will tell you good advice and tell you to stop being a dumbass.

Lol, I went thru the same thing and was just as naive as Suz about it. This is probably the realest advice someone could give about this situation honestly

"I'm merely a vessel" 💀💀💀

“You gotta go whiteboy crazy” - Matt McCusker

What a lop! A walking joke. A Southpark meme

Former smoker and 4 year recovering addict here. I smoked Marlboro lights for 13 years of my life. On top of that, I was smoking weed. I tried vaping for a bit, but decided to use the patch. I got to the final step of the patch the first time and failed. Tried the second time and I have not had a cigarette in 9 years now. You just need to have an incentive to quit before you try. Otherwise you will fail everytime. Good luck to you, nice lady and everyone else who has this issue! 💚

One of the most speculative set of advice ever lol

The caller already made his decision to stay out of it when he didn’t give his fiancée a heads-up about this. It sucks and it’s absolutely the caller’s fault for the nutting but at this point your fiancée needs to mean more to you than the maybe your biological child that a woman you hooked up with chose to have and apparently chose not to actively search out the father. Caller needs to (1) tell his fiancée about the situation right now and (2) stay out of the situation FOREVER unless he and his fiancée/wife make a decision together to reach out

The boundaries in this family. Jesus Christ

In what sense are you in a relationship when you're looking for not only sex but emotional connections with other people? What element is making it an actual relationship? Sleeping in the same house?

They aren’t going to be your friends for long and this relationship will be disastrous.

Say what they say to Mac in Its Always Sunny. I believe it was someting like "things would be less awkward if you just came out of the closet"