When your family and friends are there, it’s worth it. Plus you have access to good food, bars, concerts, and other cool things you can’t get in the backwoods of bumble fuck nowhere. Small price to pay to not live near a bunch of racist hicks
He mentioned at the beginning of the call he's in the LA area, which had definitely become almost unliveably expensive for poor people. Still a great place to live in many ways but there's a reason why its population has started to shrink in the last few years for the first time in its history.
@INGTHING1 tbf almost every other major city is less expensive than LA lmao. Pittsburgh is plenty progressive but the rent is like half what it is in socal.
@@khalbrucieyea but then you need to live in fucking Pittsburgh... There are lots of people that would be happier to be broke in LA than middle class in fucking Pittsburgh
If I were a betting man, I’d say this caller is in Orange County/ Riverside CA and is talking about finding truck driving jobs; Californian luxury is built on the backs of people like him.
I had a roommate back in my 20's who got a divorce. His wife did all the cleaning for him, around the common areas. When she left, he did absolutely NOTHING. His cat would vomit and diarrhea all over the living room, and he refused to clean up anything. I would leave for a couple days and come back to crusted up diarrhea on the hardwood floor. I got so fed up with it that, as I was moving out, i thought about eating a bunch of Taco Bell and diarrhea'ing on the floor as a parting gift. But, his 7yo daughter lived with him part-time, so i couldn't have her living in my feces. I know that it would've sat there for at least a week.
@colinwhalen2632 That reminds me of a different roommate situation that I had. So I was living with a different married couple and their 10yo son. They had a small dog that would always poop inside the house. Weirdly enough, it was always on the bathroom floor. Anyway, whenever I yelled at the dog for pooping indoors, the kid would giggle a little. A month straight, almost every day, I would clean up the poop in the bathroom. Until the kid finally told me that HE was taking the poop from the lawn and placing it on the bathroom floor. That little punk was diabolical lol
“This guy is a bad roommate, should I commit a potential felony?” Is guy nuts? Tell him that if you’re gonna be his maid he needs to pay a larger portion of the rent, and if he refuses you tell him that you won’t be renewing your lease. God these people are unhinged. 😂
Growing up my brother would beat me daily, one day he told me to get him a cup of water, so i got the water out of the toilet. Decades later and i have still never told him.
@homunculusgrey2921 My point was merely how stupid it was of your brother to treat you so badly and then let you bring him something to drink. I wasn't trying to comment on the morality of any of that. I am sorry if I have chosen my words poorly. English is my second language.
@@lupo3694 you didn't choose them poorly. He lastly says "I still haven't told him." Implying he feels as though he should tell him, and knows he would be angry, and your response is= maybe u don't have to tell him, and even if u do, he doesn't have much right to be mad.
@@lupo3694 his brother was mean so he assaulted him like a poozay without him knowing. And even now, he knows it was wrong, which is why he never told him.
Buy a box of disposable gloves. Use paper towels and a spray bottle (nothing with bleach) and clean. The pig wlll never change, but the pig is helping keep the bills lower. Take a shower after you clean to get his filth fully off of you. Maybe invest in a small diffuser for your bedroom and put real essential oils in it to make your room relaxing. Maybe put in swimming style moldable ear plugs and take melatonin to sleep. Focus on upping your social circle to get ahold of a rich professional guy you can roommate with. There are way better ways to spend your time then trying to harass a guy that smokes and watches TV and has a hairy butt. If he wasn't paying the rent, then and only then should you be truly angry. Buy a plastic bin and if he is leaving his dishes around, put them into the bin for him to take of. Be his mom, make it uncomfortably clean, but don't go down this path, it's about you and not him, you seem scared of ending up like him.
Hey Stav caller here I'm in a place in life that doesn't work for me, so I moved in with a middle-aged man who clearly has depression who needs support, so started doing illicit activities instead of improving and then decided to make my life harder forcing me to improve to just make it by, anyway I'm thinking a about doing felonies to that man now and treating him like a supervillain instead of being a support to him and just talking to him, what do you recommend in how to victimize him which I will specify is not abnormal at all. Love the not autistic caller!
Although extremely funny let's not forget the caller chose to move in with this guy. He's been living there for 9 months building up anger and frustration. Did he even try to talk with the guy about a cleaning schedule? In the end if he doesn't like his roommate, he should move out instead of considering 'revenge'.
I actually did this to one of the staff members in my foster home. He would piss me off so one night while he was sleeping I replaced the water in his CPAP machine with my dark yellow 15 year old piss. He had a rough morning 😂
Unlike this dude i moved out my folks place when I was 16 and too had a roommate from hell. He was like 14 years older than me and definitely took advantage of the fact I didn’t know what electric and water costed. I definitely paid all the bills in retrospect but the thing that pissed me off back then is hed steal my weed and cigs when I slept. He had this ashtray where he’d save up long butts to smoke when his poor gf couldn’t buy him cigs and finally I got fed up with him and dipped every butt in that tray in cat shit and watched him smoke all of them. Fuck bad roommates.
All jokes aside. This guy probably has no idea how much of a deal it would be if I he could exit peacefully and let dude know he’s concerned for his health. Maybe he makes a 180.
I had a terrible roommate somewhat similar to this dude, although we were the same age. This guy would always leave piss/shit remnants on the toilet seat, in addition to all the other nasty shit he did. My other roommate and I would use this dude's bath towel to wipe off his shit/piss. The next step was shaking off on his towel and that evolved into a partial stream on it lol. It was pretty absurd and a wild thing to do, but a disgusting roommate can take you to some places you normally wouldn't even consider.
I'm wondering if that'll accidentally put an end to that man's life. There is ammonium and other stuff in urine. I'd think about more mechanical pranks.
I come to shows segment to unfuck my mind from Instagrams illusions that everyone has their shit together. In fact, some people have their shit on their floors lmao
The wildest thing is, I do think there’s a way to get his piss clear. Filtering after using an egg white raft to attempt to get as much color out as possible. I’ve seen clear ketchup so I know it works 😂 it’s wild but that’s be the only way. It’d require boiling the piss with eggs 😂 bruh what a fuckin plan if he ever in rolling
I was the horrible roommate that im sure he tells stories about to this day. Didnt even realize it til it hit me a few years after my now wife tamed me. He was someone i went to school and church with (he kept the faith after high school, i didnt). - I lived out of a single pile of clothes, clean and dirty separated by "left side/right side." - trash all over my desk area, including food. - i smoked at least a pack a day, so im sure all my clothes reeked. - 2-3 nights a week i came back to the dorm drunk after 2am. - had sex with a girl a couple times with him in the room, and then gaslit him about it the next morning. - i would sometimes just leave and stay elsewhere for a few nights without telling him, and then just show up at midnight on a tuesday or something. - i sold weed. Just a half dozen "customers" that were all friends from HS, but it was enough to stink up the room im sure. - To top it all off i hadnt been diagnosed with sleep apnea yet, and i snored like crazy. This was all over a decade ago, i ran into him a couple years back and told him about my realization and apologized, we had a good laugh about how bad i was.
FYI: Sabotaging a medical device with your bodily fluids is a terrible idea. Are you aware that what you are describing is a crime? What happens if he dies?
"Luckily for me, a couple months ago his grandma died..."
What I love about this is how immediately stav was on board about the revenge concept making someone breathe piss
Didn’t you see that very firm, legally binding disclaimer tho?
That's the part I hate
The “fair enough” at 11:13 was absolutely gold. You can tell he’s still heavily considering pissing in this guys CPAP machine
He's definitely going to piss in it 😂
@@sean6775yeah I think this guy is about to be breathing piss soon 😂
Won't this result in ammonia poisoning or something@@cr144mc6
The timing! haha
This caller is definitely going to do this
THIS IS NOT SEXUAL JUST TO CLARIFY 😂
I wonder if anyone even thought that 😂
no one thought it was sexual bro...
I wasn't thinking it was sexual until he said that lmao
This week on how to commit felony assault with stav
i feel like this could literally be lethal
Felony assault lol youre a pussy
This could easily be a Judd Apatow movie. Caller is Michael Cera and the roommate is Seth Rogen.
Out with the old in with the new. What year is this bro? Certainly not 2010 😂
Yeah if this was like 16 years ago maybe
if he drowns in your piss with that CPAP machine that would be a hell of a trial to watch this caller go through
The trial would great content for Stavvy’s World though.
It could be a nice reoccurring segment, a little check in on our pissy friend.
Eldis gaining weight, Stavvy losing weight. I can't wait until they hit the point of equilibrium, it will be a special moment, I suspect.
Like a Yin Yang with guts
My best friend stab has been losing weight for his entire life.
@@MoisterizedEarbecause he’s had so much to lose. Don’t knock his effort.
Caller sounds like a nice guy but he sounds like an AI voiceover from TikTok
The caller is a peace of shit and clearly wrong.
Exactly what I thought 😂 at first I thought it was a troll
He sounds like an insane person
I love how Stavvy’s viewers are so mentally unwell that this caller sounds like a nice guy.
i think he wrote a script for himself before hand and he was reading from it when he was telling the story
Mid 30s working 2 jobs to not have as shitty of roommate? Dude, time to move from whatever overpriced urban hellscape you're in.
When your family and friends are there, it’s worth it. Plus you have access to good food, bars, concerts, and other cool things you can’t get in the backwoods of bumble fuck nowhere. Small price to pay to not live near a bunch of racist hicks
He mentioned at the beginning of the call he's in the LA area, which had definitely become almost unliveably expensive for poor people. Still a great place to live in many ways but there's a reason why its population has started to shrink in the last few years for the first time in its history.
@INGTHING1 tbf almost every other major city is less expensive than LA lmao. Pittsburgh is plenty progressive but the rent is like half what it is in socal.
@@khalbrucieyea but then you need to live in fucking Pittsburgh...
There are lots of people that would be happier to be broke in LA than middle class in fucking Pittsburgh
If I were a betting man, I’d say this caller is in Orange County/ Riverside CA and is talking about finding truck driving jobs; Californian luxury is built on the backs of people like him.
Dude trying to land himself in jail
He might have better roommates at least.
I had a roommate back in my 20's who got a divorce. His wife did all the cleaning for him, around the common areas. When she left, he did absolutely NOTHING. His cat would vomit and diarrhea all over the living room, and he refused to clean up anything. I would leave for a couple days and come back to crusted up diarrhea on the hardwood floor. I got so fed up with it that, as I was moving out, i thought about eating a bunch of Taco Bell and diarrhea'ing on the floor as a parting gift. But, his 7yo daughter lived with him part-time, so i couldn't have her living in my feces. I know that it would've sat there for at least a week.
FUCK.
Good on you for showing restraint, the child doesn’t deserve to suffer for the sins of the father.
@colinwhalen2632 That reminds me of a different roommate situation that I had. So I was living with a different married couple and their 10yo son. They had a small dog that would always poop inside the house. Weirdly enough, it was always on the bathroom floor. Anyway, whenever I yelled at the dog for pooping indoors, the kid would giggle a little. A month straight, almost every day, I would clean up the poop in the bathroom. Until the kid finally told me that HE was taking the poop from the lawn and placing it on the bathroom floor. That little punk was diabolical lol
@@boblob-law9401 so you were nearly inspired by that diabolical little child
@colinwhalen2632 Mind blown! I never put two and two together. That little doo doo planter was a trail blazer, after all.
The boy's old toilet must be in the running for most punished porcelain pot of all time.
Punished porcelain pot sounds like a hard core metal band
stav's really going harm reduction on pissing in someone's cpap, this is gold
This dude has truly been driven to the brink of madness
“This guy is a bad roommate, should I commit a potential felony?” Is guy nuts? Tell him that if you’re gonna be his maid he needs to pay a larger portion of the rent, and if he refuses you tell him that you won’t be renewing your lease. God these people are unhinged. 😂
It is hilarious how many adults don’t even consider the first step of talk to their roommate.
uhh obviously step one is piss in the cpap machine
He wouldn’t have made it as a caller if he wasn’t unhinged
Growing up my brother would beat me daily, one day he told me to get him a cup of water, so i got the water out of the toilet. Decades later and i have still never told him.
I'd say that is on your brother. I'm always baffled when people act in a shitty way to servers, and then still order food or drinks. Not a smart move.
@@lupo3694 when did anyone call into question whose fault it was?
@homunculusgrey2921 My point was merely how stupid it was of your brother to treat you so badly and then let you bring him something to drink. I wasn't trying to comment on the morality of any of that. I am sorry if I have chosen my words poorly. English is my second language.
@@lupo3694 you didn't choose them poorly. He lastly says "I still haven't told him." Implying he feels as though he should tell him, and knows he would be angry, and your response is= maybe u don't have to tell him, and even if u do, he doesn't have much right to be mad.
@@lupo3694 his brother was mean so he assaulted him like a poozay without him knowing. And even now, he knows it was wrong, which is why he never told him.
This might be my favorite caller ever
This is absolute madness
As a CPAP user he'll know immediately there's piss in his machine. Stav took the words right out of my mouth LMAO
Yo Sumito! Don’t piss in the mask! Internet Historian gonna have a field day
This is the greatest call in show in history 😂😂😂😂😂
A tablespoon is not enough!
Dude no, this is a FELONY!!! Don't do it!
Literally just woke up and took off my CPAP mask…to see this BS?!
Wake up and smell the piss
better be a clean roommate or you're getting the hydrated piss
You don’t happen to be a 40 year old stoner that loves Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider and whose grandmother passed away a few months ago… do you? 😬
Better count your fucking days😂
Gets fit and friends from trying to stay away from his roommate. Sometimes your greatest torturer is your greatest teacher
Bro is reading from a note
Ends call
“Nice kid”😂😂😂
Buy a box of disposable gloves. Use paper towels and a spray bottle (nothing with bleach) and clean. The pig wlll never change, but the pig is helping keep the bills lower. Take a shower after you clean to get his filth fully off of you. Maybe invest in a small diffuser for your bedroom and put real essential oils in it to make your room relaxing. Maybe put in swimming style moldable ear plugs and take melatonin to sleep. Focus on upping your social circle to get ahold of a rich professional guy you can roommate with. There are way better ways to spend your time then trying to harass a guy that smokes and watches TV and has a hairy butt. If he wasn't paying the rent, then and only then should you be truly angry. Buy a plastic bin and if he is leaving his dishes around, put them into the bin for him to take of. Be his mom, make it uncomfortably clean, but don't go down this path, it's about you and not him, you seem scared of ending up like him.
The autism is radiating through my phone.
My bad. 47% is from me.
Hey Stav caller here I'm in a place in life that doesn't work for me, so I moved in with a middle-aged man who clearly has depression who needs support, so started doing illicit activities instead of improving and then decided to make my life harder forcing me to improve to just make it by, anyway I'm thinking a about doing felonies to that man now and treating him like a supervillain instead of being a support to him and just talking to him, what do you recommend in how to victimize him which I will specify is not abnormal at all. Love the not autistic caller!
@@Evan-i4e Have you tried DMT?
what kind of stupid, inefficient revenge is that 🤦♀ the slob roommate will never know, and the suffering continues
but he will know, and that's all that matters.
Tell him when you move out lol
Here’s a wild idea… talk to your roommate.
Na the caller is a whiny lil bitch. He called it detoxing when he quit smoking weed lol.
🤫
No common sense allowed on Stavvy’s World
Although extremely funny let's not forget the caller chose to move in with this guy. He's been living there for 9 months building up anger and frustration. Did he even try to talk with the guy about a cleaning schedule? In the end if he doesn't like his roommate, he should move out instead of considering 'revenge'.
I feel like a proud uncle watching Eldis get funnier every episode. (this is not sexual in any way)
Stavs onto something with the piss revenge lol
I love that they are using Discord
Have you tried talking to him and asking him to clean? This is sociopathic.
Sociopathic is strong but yeah this is obviously a terrible idea lmfao
@@khalbruciesociopathic is absolutely the word for it lmfaoo
nobody is explaining to a 40 something that cleaning is important, that boat sailed a decade ago.
@@rexfordmorgan7552are you guys all extremely socially anxious of something? Talking to them should come well before pissing in their CPAP.
Stav wearing a fit bit is WILD 😂😂😂
Why does he sound like Snot from American dad
I actually did this to one of the staff members in my foster home. He would piss me off so one night while he was sleeping I replaced the water in his CPAP machine with my dark yellow 15 year old piss. He had a rough morning 😂
Idk why the but the tad about him watching Adam Sandler movies all the time killed me
"A tablespoon of piss" 😂😂
10:23 "This is the OJ Simpson if I did it part" Lol I love Stav.
Bro HE GOES TO WORK i've had roommates who did the same shit and were unemployed lapsing on rent payments. Sounds rough but not the worst
Unlike this dude i moved out my folks place when I was 16 and too had a roommate from hell. He was like 14 years older than me and definitely took advantage of the fact I didn’t know what electric and water costed. I definitely paid all the bills in retrospect but the thing that pissed me off back then is hed steal my weed and cigs when I slept. He had this ashtray where he’d save up long butts to smoke when his poor gf couldn’t buy him cigs and finally I got fed up with him and dipped every butt in that tray in cat shit and watched him smoke all of them. Fuck bad roommates.
All jokes aside. This guy probably has no idea how much of a deal it would be if I he could exit peacefully and let dude know he’s concerned for his health. Maybe he makes a 180.
Stavvy looking great!
That’s a great way to catch a felony charge.
Doing 3 years on rikers for aggravated piss huffing
i literally got a CPAP ad while watching this vid😭
My cpap has a drawer for the water, so you can’t see it! lol
Use water from the toilet😂
The amount of listeners that aren’t in jail cause they called in 😂
it’s so funny how nervous this guy sounds, it also kinda seems like he’s reading from a pre written script at the beginning lmao
This guy is hilarious.
The plunger of truth
The guy was doing everything right to get out of this place until the piss in the cpap machine move
Caller has a lot of shit to talk for someone who moved out for first time in his 30s.
I'm so happy I live alone in my own house. Screw rooming with people.
Oh nooo this is so vile 😭😂😂😂
When I was in my 20s I had an apartment with two of my best friends. We partied a lot. And our toilet was heinous.
Was he reading from a script? lmao
Dude game him like jondice 😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is hilarious
This is truly hilarious 😂 not gunna lie I have had these same feeling with shiddy roommates😂😂
BREATHE IT IN
Get some pure capsaicin. Its colorless
I had a terrible roommate somewhat similar to this dude, although we were the same age. This guy would always leave piss/shit remnants on the toilet seat, in addition to all the other nasty shit he did. My other roommate and I would use this dude's bath towel to wipe off his shit/piss. The next step was shaking off on his towel and that evolved into a partial stream on it lol. It was pretty absurd and a wild thing to do, but a disgusting roommate can take you to some places you normally wouldn't even consider.
stav finally getting 'zemp'd up
Maybe somewhat similar, years ago I pissed in my mothers partners bong and he never changed the water. For sure he had urine on the lung
He probably got the yellow lung
if his roommate is a fan of stav then his plan is ruined. watch your back
Welp im going to be cleaning more 😂
Stavvy looking slim
Also caller is a grown ass man and can't ask a roommate to clean up? Goes straight to the most insane response? Dawg u are so the problem
Bro just imagine if the roommate watches this podcast 😂
I'm wondering if that'll accidentally put an end to that man's life. There is ammonium and other stuff in urine. I'd think about more mechanical pranks.
I come to shows segment to unfuck my mind from Instagrams illusions that everyone has their shit together. In fact, some people have their shit on their floors lmao
Wow this new camera angle is crisp
This made me rapidly clean my bathroom with my shark vac
Does Stavy look thinner?
Wearing a white Knicks hat. This man has never looked better or smarter.
sounds like my two roommates
As a CPAP user I would be able to taste anything that wasn’t exactly water
This sounds like Nate from the H3 Podcast calling in
Unreal 😂
My cousin died from a cpap it forced his vomit into his lungs, i dont recommend this either.
Eldy's frosted tips, mmmm
The wildest thing is, I do think there’s a way to get his piss clear. Filtering after using an egg white raft to attempt to get as much color out as possible. I’ve seen clear ketchup so I know it works 😂 it’s wild but that’s be the only way. It’d require boiling the piss with eggs 😂 bruh what a fuckin plan if he ever in rolling
stavy try a cowboy hat
Knicks........... 😢
If you have to ask this question, the answer is probably yes
I was the horrible roommate that im sure he tells stories about to this day. Didnt even realize it til it hit me a few years after my now wife tamed me.
He was someone i went to school and church with (he kept the faith after high school, i didnt).
- I lived out of a single pile of clothes, clean and dirty separated by "left side/right side."
- trash all over my desk area, including food.
- i smoked at least a pack a day, so im sure all my clothes reeked.
- 2-3 nights a week i came back to the dorm drunk after 2am.
- had sex with a girl a couple times with him in the room, and then gaslit him about it the next morning.
- i would sometimes just leave and stay elsewhere for a few nights without telling him, and then just show up at midnight on a tuesday or something.
- i sold weed. Just a half dozen "customers" that were all friends from HS, but it was enough to stink up the room im sure.
- To top it all off i hadnt been diagnosed with sleep apnea yet, and i snored like crazy.
This was all over a decade ago, i ran into him a couple years back and told him about my realization and apologized, we had a good laugh about how bad i was.
Brian should say he was paralyzed from a Bull Riding injury.
wrong video
FYI: Sabotaging a medical device with your bodily fluids is a terrible idea. Are you aware that what you are describing is a crime? What happens if he dies?
Shut up
The caller sounds like the switcher on the H3 podcast
Honestly, this guy sounds like he needs resistance to have a good life. Sounds like he is lazy without some struggle.
Get hydrated than piss in a brita filter.
I think this is Nate from the h3h3 podcast calling in
The caller sounds like the antscanada guy on yt
the caller is a worse person than the roommate