I showed this to my older sister who knows nothing except who spy was about tf2 and now that we have the game she still calls them Boston, Potis, hard hat jones etc.
@@evee_evvillamar4477 yeah I'm not complaining. i try not to like say "aw a sniper killed me" because I don't want her to know what they are actually called lmao
NeosCity At the end of a dark tunnel in this world, lies a fountain. This fountain was forged by the lifeforce of impish dwarves that are the predecessors of the Ugandan Knuckles. Find this fountain and revive the meme!
I literally sent this to my brother who didn’t know anything about TF2 and he stared at me and said “you really are an idiot for obsessing over this series.”
No you know why your hamburger order comes out wrong at McDonalds drive thru... Order taken by Miss Pauling, Cooked by Soldier, Wrapped by Pootis and then handed to you by Scout (who is also dating that Bioshock chick)
Obviously booger bread is better or they wouldn’t be selling it. He was shocked because the guy said it was “regular bread” and pootis realized that he essentially got a discount for the booger bread
Dude, do you even eat boogers? Of course pootis is eating boogers because boogers are so funny and yummy dude tell me pls that u eat boogers if u don't ur not cool
5:09 imagine his neighbours minding their own business and all of a sudden they hear: "I'M GONNA GET A CHEESEBURGER! DUNUDNDUDNUDNDUNDUDUDNDODNDODUDNDDUNDUN"
Can I just say I appreciate how much work went into the captions? You got italics, you got multiple colors, you got the names of all the songs that are playing, you even got a meme or two and I just wanna say thank you to the people who did the captions you guys are underappreciated and you knocked it out of the park also low key can somebody show me how to upload color captions
Hi, I'm the guy who did the captions! Tysm for appreciating em! You can look up videos and forums about Aegisub and YTsubconverter online, since those were the programs I used to make and help upload the captions :D
Completely lost it at "... then he steals the glasses that'll let him see the map to the cheesburger of lost legends" wow, how did i miss out on this lore, glad this video caught me up
Ironically, Heavy did turn out to be an intellectual, and probably the guy with the second most credentials, next to the Engineer, of course. What a whacky plot twist!
"coach! we got to the helicopter! we're gonna make it!" "but i never got my burger tank cheeseburger..." "what?" "remember me..." *runs out of the chopper into the horde*
First thought "Oh Uncle Dane does a Video about the shorts. " It starts pretty well, then gets to a interesting explanation what the shorts are about and then turns into the best Voice Over I ever heard.
6:01 completely blindsided me, and had me freaking rolling. And the "Apple jack is *clearly-"* just made it so much better in an indescribable way. This video was beautiful, 10/10. Ps: *The Pink One is the best pony you can't den-*
@@mapleflag6518 Nah, The Pyro is obviously the correct one in this case. You and Spy can fawn over Rarity, but the Pink One, the supreme Overponk, will always reign (heh) supreme!
Honestly I love how Dane is serious in most videos and then in this video he's all EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This discovery is at a horrible time at least for the United States right now. I got to tell you I was laughing so hard when I saw that. I wasn't spoiled and was just watching the video with subs and omg was that a shocking discovery
4:04 Hamburglar: Hey Dr. Krentus, what do you call a pig that does karate? Dr. Krentus: I don't know Hamburglar: Pork, Chop! Dr. Krentus: Hey that's actually funn- *Neck Breaks*
Archimedes: uhhh i dont think this is a good idea medic: SHUT UP PIGEON **thump** medic: **iconic evil villain laugh** medic: lets go get a *cheese burger*
Movie List Pootis Origins: 0:31 Shaving private Ryan: 1:00 Private Ryan 2, Hard hat Jones: 1:41 Pirates journey: 2:12 The adventures of Boston, the rise of quick fast boy wonder: 2:43 William Cheese: 3:12 The rise of the Hamburgerlar: 3:38 Dr. Krentues origins: 4:25 The Gas Man, A twisted life: 5:29 Christmas with the Yanks: 6:07 Team Buddies 2: 7:35
Bell-Awesome The reason he is now mean it’s because somebody accidentally dropped some of them and now there are some sharp edges on his shoulders because his head is now missing because he has the Glassman get it XD
Heavy- Pootis Solider- Private Ryan Engineer- Hard Hat Jones Demoman- Pirate Scout- Boston The Quick Fast Boy Wonder Sniper- William Cheese Spy- The Hamburgaler Medic- Dr.Krentas Pyro- The Gas Man
@@otsu3011 I wasn't implying anything rude sorry i didnt know my reply came out like that but you didint need to be and jerk about it for something as small as a reply i made
Under-appreciated jokes: “Overmunch” List of egregious things in the TF2 shorts: - pissing in jars - heads getting blown off - holes in peoples’ chests that lead to hell itself - birds Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite wearing glasses “some of my favorite musics have guitars in them” Blu Heavy being called Stacy “Pirate will literally kill people to get out of an awkward conversation” YMCA blasting over Billy Cheese’s pelvic thrusts Billy Cheese being the keeper of the cheese key The perfect comedic timing of “SHUT UP PIGEON” **thunk** The fact that Archimedes, the dove, is actually NAMED “Pigeon” - like, that’s not just a slur, that’s genuinely what Dr. Crentist named him The cover art for Doctor Crentist: Origins in Uncle’s pinned comment Boston saying ‘glassman’ instead of gasman Pootis’s perfectly cut scream 7:33 “You wanna go into my new paaants with me?” “...............ye” “Go play with your grenades in the corner” Hard-Hat Jones: “us grown-ups are talking here” Hard-Hat Jones 5 seconds later: “peepee poopoo lol” The term “booger bread,” in general The bucket scene being turned into a game of Apples to Apples “the movie wins the Golden Globe for Best Oscar”
I have a genuine plot for Christmas with the yanks. -Hard Hat Jones makes a snowball launcher out of a T-shirt canon, replacing the guns. -Boston’s dad used to go to the opposing school when he was younger. -Pootis just moved into town from the sunny areas in the country, which is why it’s his first time experiencing a winter wonderland. -Boston and Pootis genuinely hated each other at the beginning of the movie, but grew to tolerate each other. -Billy Cheese actually suggested yellow snow at some point, but not even the other school thought it was cool, so they didn’t let him into the snowball team. -They thought that Gas-Man would take the snowball fight TOO far, so they didn’t let him on the team. -The opposing school started the snowball fight because of a bet Private Ryan made out of spite because of this one kid he really hated, and that’s how they got into the snowball situation. And that’s all I have. I imagine it being one of those animated 90s movies that you’d get from a store, or it would air on Nickelodeon.
"In reality the gas man is actually a really cool guy, he basically just runs around blowing bubbles in people's faces and *locking them up in airtight present's"*
JouriTube So, basically, I put boogers in all of our bread. Why? Well, because boogers are funny. Almost as funny as peepee, but not as funny as poopoo
The judge gets a green card that has 2 words. They pick one and the rest put in a red card they think is the closest to the word. In this case it was smelly so you put in a red card that has something smelly.
i.imgur.com/BlfJSYK.png
Uncle Dane Why
Will you sing all star again?
same
"The Ducks... oh no NOT THE DUCKS!!!""
the f*cking Michael J. Fox made me cry laughing
Imagine if nobody has watched a TF2 "meet the team" video before and they see this
I won’t like this comment because it has 69 likes
edit: wow now this comment has 5k likes, and yes I did like it now
I showed this to my older sister who knows nothing except who spy was about tf2 and now that we have the game she still calls them Boston, Potis, hard hat jones etc.
Lmao
@@auxiliomedesmayocallesevie1718 i mean. Its still pretty damn accurate
@@evee_evvillamar4477 yeah I'm not complaining. i try not to like say "aw a sniper killed me" because I don't want her to know what they are actually called lmao
4:54
,, *lets go get a*
*cheeseburger!* "
- the most scariest medic line ever
😆😆😆😆😆😆
"Dr crentis super size me dude" and "IMMA GET A CHEESEBURGER" are strangely badass
If this voice line was real I'd shit my pants from fear and hysteria each time I heard it
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
oh sorry you scared me!
I can just hear in my head in medics voice let’s go get a cheeseburger and it’s the funniest shit alive
"Pirate will literally kill anyone to get out of an awkward conversation"
"Mall this FUCKERS"
Why are you picking on me?
Ooh, he might be me
@@bigcanca2131 MEMERS assamble !!!!!
Relatable
I like how this starts out as a recap and slowly turns into more of a dub.
I feel like uncle Dane was just recorded playing with his tf2 action figures.
Do u no da wae
cheesejam do you know that that meme is ded?
Do you know the way to revive it
NeosCity At the end of a dark tunnel in this world, lies a fountain. This fountain was forged by the lifeforce of impish dwarves that are the predecessors of the Ugandan Knuckles. Find this fountain and revive the meme!
@@sayhallo3769 I am never dead brudda. Just resting.
Even 3 years later, the comedy still holds up perfectly.
watch it once a month!
Hm, maybe.
yes approved
That's because nothing changed for tf2 in those 3 years
@@fomod_ ew
I think the best part about this video is how Uncle Dane talks so clearly that the auto generated subtitles work.
Overgeek Gaming what!?
George Moran watching with subtitles. He is right
8:37
heh.
I Agree
PLEASE STAY AWAY TO HEAVEN FREE BIRD FREE BIRD
5:09 I love how one of the most epic moments in tf2 history is sumed up by heavy saying "I'm gonna get a cheeseburger"
Wait, do you mean pootis? Who the hell is heavy?
The least accurate part of this is heavy being part of the most epic moments in tf2 history
@@e2b265 what beef do you have with pootis?
I literally sent this to my brother who didn’t know anything about TF2 and he stared at me and said “you really are an idiot for obsessing over this series.”
I did the same with my sister and we finally got the game and she still thinks heir names are pootis, Boston, William cheese etc.
Lmfao
@@auxiliomedesmayocallesevie1718 lmao did she ever find out their real names?
@@vibe3063 i fucking hope so
@@vibe3063 she only knows Spy, Scout, Heavy, Medic, and Sniper but she don’t know who sniper is she just knows he exists
Even though it's the dumbest thing I've seen all day, I was in stitches the whole video. fuckin great work Dane.
Thanks, GC
reminds me of dunkey
Uncle Dane I feel like you're messing with us when you said 'A new short is coming out soon' in the description
this is so funny i love it
@John Jeff - Nah, it's true. The TF team recently said in an interview that they're releasing a new short with the next major update.
No you know why your hamburger order comes out wrong at McDonalds drive thru... Order taken by Miss Pauling, Cooked by Soldier, Wrapped by Pootis and then handed to you by Scout (who is also dating that Bioshock chick)
MrPaladin POOOOOOTIIIIIISSSSSEEEDDDDD HAMBUGLAR HERE
MrPaladin hi dad!
i see why this vid has views ms p is here
+Vic2 mr p
who the fuck is scout
8:39 That Soldier impression was flawless, not gonna lie
Uncle Dane, you would make Dunkey proud.
Obama Care yes he would
Obama Care more like Uncle DUNKEY GOTEEM
Ankle Dane is a veri goot dunkle man
More Daneky
Ze insane Medic :D
8:49 heavy notices boogers are in his bread, looks shocked, then goes back to eating his bread
Wow!
Obviously booger bread is better or they wouldn’t be selling it. He was shocked because the guy said it was “regular bread” and pootis realized that he essentially got a discount for the booger bread
Dude, do you even eat boogers? Of course pootis is eating boogers because boogers are so funny and yummy dude tell me pls that u eat boogers if u don't ur not cool
Rufus The Hunal Prophet I eat and make a fresh batch of booger bread everyday
They are tumors
5:09
imagine his neighbours minding their own business and all of a sudden they hear:
"I'M GONNA GET A CHEESEBURGER! DUNUDNDUDNUDNDUNDUDUDNDODNDODUDNDDUNDUN"
DR. KRENTUS, SUPERSIZE ME DUDE
I GOT YOU FAM
Man that party last week was crazy
“Doctor! Upsize my fries!”
@@triggered8079 "top ten moments before cheeseburgers"*
You just made me yell this out loud in a fuckin drive thru
Can I just say I appreciate how much work went into the captions? You got italics, you got multiple colors, you got the names of all the songs that are playing, you even got a meme or two and I just wanna say thank you to the people who did the captions you guys are underappreciated and you knocked it out of the park
also low key can somebody show me how to upload color captions
Hi, I'm the guy who did the captions! Tysm for appreciating em!
You can look up videos and forums about Aegisub and YTsubconverter online, since those were the programs I used to make and help upload the captions :D
@@DinoBoiRex ik this is from a year ago but ilysm man
i miss community captions
Doctor crentist gameing
Pauling: "What? Did you say you wanted to go into my new pants with me?"
Scout: *this will work*
Uhh..y e a h.
Problem?
Sorry I can’t hear you I gotta go
I guess it kinda worked
Very well
6:55 perfect door opening sound
*E*
Fucking amazing
Husk is the best drunken uncle change my mind
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeqqquo
Alright Husk, you drunk, flying grumpy cat
“MALL THIS FUCKERS!”
my favorite line in anything ever.
Naw man how bout “pirates will kill to get out of an awkward situation “
HEY WHO ORDERED A FUCKIN PIZZA?
Maul this fuckerss
5:05 is better
2:37
I love Engineer has Uncle Dane's voice, so immersive
Me: Opens up door to let in fresh air
Everyone else on the airplane: 7:34
Underated comment
👌😄🤙
And the- -human people- -are gone
hahhaha LMAO
I had my volume way to high for this
8:49 i cant tell if my sense of humor is breaking down or im losing brainsells
the first option
The second one seeing how you spells braincells wrong
@@pancakes4795 hmmmm
french toast i think it effect you too as you spelled spelled wrong
@@timedargonslayer B-)
Completely lost it at "... then he steals the glasses that'll let him see the map to the cheesburger of lost legends" wow, how did i miss out on this lore, glad this video caught me up
Jag ochso
HAYYY WHO ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA
i love how “i’ll make ya walk the plank” is synced with pirate putting the bottle down (2:20)
“Pirate will literally kill people to avoid a conversation”
RELATABLE
wait what
wot
MALL THIS FUCKER my favorite quote
Pirate is pretty based ngl
omg lmao i do this all the time!!!!11!!
Ironically, Heavy did turn out to be an intellectual, and probably the guy with the second most credentials, next to the Engineer, of course. What a whacky plot twist!
And the fact the red spy is red scout's real daddy.
@@MrDamning "your dad dissapears often"
-Heavy to scout
@@aisir3725 More trivia, Heavy is Soldier's brother in law too right?
@@MrDamning shhhhh nooo its Tom Jones. shhhhh
Medic should be smart enough to the point Heavy agreed to letting the Medic operate on him while he was awake.
*_SUPERSIZE ME DUDE_*
*_I GOTCHU FAM_*
IM GOING TO GET A CHESDE BURGER
That’ll be $5.89 at the next window
Dunununununuuuuuuu nununuununuduuuuuuu dudududu
DANANANAANANAAN DAAA NANANAANAA NANANANANA
I started laughing at that point.
Everyone: trying to survive a zombie apocalypse
Coach: 5:09
MY FRIENDS CALL ME COACH
I hope that helecopter is made of chocolate.
"coach! we got to the helicopter! we're gonna make it!"
"but i never got my burger tank cheeseburger..."
"what?"
"remember me..." *runs out of the chopper into the horde*
One man cheese burger apocalypse
Scout = "Boston"
Soldier = "Private Ryan"
Pyro = "The Gasman"
Demoman = "Pirate"
Heavy = "Pootis"
Engineer = "Hardhat Jones"
Medic = "Dr. Crentist"
Sniper = "William Cheese"
Spy = "The Hamburglar"
I'm proud of you, Uncle Dane. So very proud of you.
Miss Pauling = "Elizabeth"
@@tasertag7513 oh yeah yeah
Taser Tag it’s Elizabeth from bioshock wearing glasses.
@@anotherhuman8938 Makes sense.
heavy is pooter 9000 you gaywad
First thought "Oh Uncle Dane does a Video about the shorts. "
It starts pretty well, then gets to a interesting explanation what the shorts are about and then turns into the best Voice Over I ever heard.
Dane*
@@jetsflyingoffatrain4338 My mistake. Thx for correcting
3:21 this is the best backstory ever
This is a serious WTF moment
@@TitanEaterOfCrayons yes
gay bruv moment
@@intestinalobstructiongamin157 yes
Menacing Duke 241 yes
Then he wrestles _p o o t i s_ for a baloney sandvich.
DAHHHH-
5:06 has just the best energy
Beesechurger
Dr Crentist supersize me dude!
I'M GONNA GET A CHEESEBURGER!!!!
I fucking cried in that part
"The movie wins the Golden Globe for best Oscar."
I didn’t even realize that’s what he said XD
XD
this is the greatest video I've ever watched
Check out Videogamedunkey if you haven't, this video was inspired by his Halo Recap series.
goodest*
Sir Pie no, greatest.
JackWhoDoesMusic It's called a joke. Learn what it is.
3:39
I need an animated movie based off this story
now
THIS STORY SUCKS!!
@@MurriciTerceiro *blows spy's fucking head off*
@@HuneeBruh hamburguler*
@@Ashrustic yeah sorry
@@Ashrustic r/confidentlyincorrect
It’s actually Hamburglar.
7:34 "swipez has joined"
HEY, WHO ORDERED A FUKIN PIZZA?
Me
Me
That line kills me everytime
Me
I ORDERED CHEESEBUGGAS
10:43 HEY MA!! I'M ON TV!
You mean youtube
Yep lol
@@freddyfazbear5837 I use TH-cam on my tv
nice congrats
Sick!
This is dunkey type humor at its finest, and I love you’re spin on it
Me: goes downstairs to get a midnight snack
That one stair: 6:56
lol relatable
Waowaaaaaaa
My stairs go 7:33
@박승주 I have normal stairs and 1 super loud floorboard.
7:09 my entire floor sounds like this
"Golden Globe for best Oscar"
almost shit myself
FLAIR stfu nobosy jnows you fleid rfleir*lol
FLAIR is that really you
u should have ordered a happy meal
Pigeon: uh idk about that
Medic: *SHUT UP PIGEON*
*proceeds to throw the heart at the pigeon
Hahaha
L E T S G O G E T A C H E E S E B U R G E R
That part floors me everytime
4:48 here's the timestamp yourwelcome
@@nicebroskielads2716 HEEEEYY WHO ORDERED A PIZZA
@@Kim-rg8yg Alright gentle men you know the word today is smelly. The word today is smelly.
6:01 completely blindsided me, and had me freaking rolling. And the "Apple jack is *clearly-"* just made it so much better in an indescribable way. This video was beautiful, 10/10.
Ps: *The Pink One is the best pony you can't den-*
Clearly Rarity (the white one with the purple mane and the unicorn horn) is best horse girl.
@@mapleflag6518 Nah, The Pyro is obviously the correct one in this case. You and Spy can fawn over Rarity, but the Pink One, the supreme Overponk, will always reign (heh) supreme!
Aha! No.. no… You’re mistaken…
FlutterShy is obviously the best!
8:38 THAT WAS TEH BEST SOILDER IMPRESSION EEEEEVVVVEEEEERRRR
B B B B Boogers
wdym the soldier said it not uncle Dane
Impression?
Who is soldier? Is that what Private Ryan is called in the international version
Well i guess we have to make uncle dane the new rick may...
6:22
Even though this is fan made. It would make a really good movie.
too bad the critics would say it's awful.
@@memebot4320 Yeah but the plot that Uncle Dan the sentry man is saying would make an amazing movie
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun wowowowowowowow now you fucked up we are the masters of the snowball fights AHHHHHHHHHH (mvm in a nut shell)
The EEEEEEEE sene goes on from 6:55 to 7:10 uncle Dane hade to go EEEEEEEEEEEE for 15 seconds I truly think that Dane went insane during recording
Honestly I love how Dane is serious in most videos and then in this video he's all EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I like the satisfying KCHOHH at the end of it
@@maxhay9098 well...I... Don't know how to feel about that
Looking back this honestly seems like something uncle Dane would do
6:55 when you punch an enderman by accident.
underrated lol
8:37 Uncle Dane:b-b-boogers
Subtitles: the n word
This discovery is at a horrible time at least for the United States right now.
I got to tell you I was laughing so hard when I saw that. I wasn't spoiled and was just watching the video with subs and omg was that a shocking discovery
*Wait thats illegal
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU DON'T YOU LIKE SAYING THE N-WORD EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
ill kick your ass if you say no!
Thanks youtube
B-b-b-b b NI--
8:54 the heavy just eating his sandvich while engi explains why he put boogers in all their bread.
You mean hard hat jones
@@breagle4525 and pootis
@@BapGap *Pooter 9000
Bu-bu-bu-bu-boogers.
"so thats why this sandvich tastes funny"
I never thought the sentence “Let’s go get a cheeseburger” could sound so menacing
I'M GONNA GET A CHEESEBURGER! actually makes the video better
I have a bind that says let's go get a cheese burger every time I uber.
8:37’s delivery is so funny
Following Team Buddies 2 comes End of the Pine Tree, which involves Boston fighting his train of thought and subconscious, which consists of ducks.
XD
Is that a reference to what I think it is?
Ive rewatched this so many times ive forgotten the words to the original shorts
10th time Ive watched this
Who ordered a fuckin pizza
What do you mean? This IS the original version. Valve just stole it from Dane and changed the words.
My short was stolen
3:13 that escalated quickly
4 years later and i still memorized a good chunk of this monologue
4:04
Hamburglar: Hey Dr. Krentus, what do you call a pig that does karate?
Dr. Krentus: I don't know
Hamburglar: Pork, Chop!
Dr. Krentus: Hey that's actually funn-
*Neck Breaks*
Nice lol
That joke really cracked me up. He He he KILL ME
N N N N N NECKSNAP
it’s crentist
Auto generated subtiles like to call him dr. crunch ass (4:58)
I lost my shit at, "lets go get a cheeseburger."
shadowknuxadventure2 I lost mine at MALL THIS FUCKERS!
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I Obviously did not copy and paste this this took me so long
DOCTOR KRENTUS SUPERSIZE ME
I GOT YOU FAM!
RAAAAH, I'M GONNA GET a CHEESEBURGER!
same
"You wanna go in my new pants with me?"
"Yeah"- Boston 20XX
Hayden Hauser tf2 is set in the 50s-60s ur time period is wrong
@@AAsponsor 60s-70s
"Pooter 9000 slowly realises Dr Crentist had found a way to outsmart boolet'
Archimedes: uhhh i dont think this is a good idea
medic: SHUT UP PIGEON
**thump**
medic: **iconic evil villain laugh**
medic: lets go get a *cheese burger*
DR KRENTIS, SUPER SIZE ME DUDE
I GOT CHU FAM
“IM GOING TO GET A CHEESE BURGER”
8:39 you sound like the real soldier for a moment
Right
Hey who orderd a FUKING PIZZA
@@zcorb4127 lol
Soldier is dead
@@Pimap Ik, i just heard it today.
Today is a sad day.
Evolution of pootis names
One: pootis
Two: pooter
Three: pooter nine thousand
Four: poot-tang
Beautiful!
you missed pootie tang
And of course the pootiest
Hey doctor crentist! Supersize me dude!
I gotchu fam!
I’m gonna get a cheeseburger!
You missed Stacie
Pooter man
"us adults are talking here" 5 seconds later "basically i put buggers in all our bread, why? well because buggers are funny"
6:55 When I open the cold fridge at 3 am trying to get a freeze pop
underrated comment
im pretty sure all fridges are cold
10:20 “Golden globe for the best Oscar” lol
The best award a movie can get
I saw nothing wrong
i don’t get it
400th like
@@joonkim5536 the "golden globe" and a "oscar" are 2 seperate awards. So hes just saying "it won an award for best award"
4:49 this make me laugh every time
Yea me too
Same
P I G E O N
So it can be easier to click-
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moon_ghost _boy god bless you magnificent basted
1:53 "Play Stairway to Heaven" "NO!" "Free Bird, Free Bird, Free Bird!--" "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
I'm confused, you just re-uploaded the entirety of TF2's lore and changed nothing?
I know, looks like uncle dan just got lazy
Ikr this is the exact lore of tf2
XD yes this is 100% tf2 lore
Yeah but he didn’t talk about taxton whale
Because it was a recap
Movie List
Pootis Origins: 0:31
Shaving private Ryan: 1:00
Private Ryan 2, Hard hat Jones: 1:41
Pirates journey: 2:12
The adventures of Boston, the rise of quick fast boy wonder: 2:43
William Cheese: 3:12
The rise of the Hamburgerlar: 3:38
Dr. Krentues origins: 4:25
The Gas Man, A twisted life: 5:29
Christmas with the Yanks: 6:07
Team Buddies 2: 7:35
Thanks, I needed this
its hamburglar
Crentist, right? Like from The Office
isnt it krentis?
*HEY WHO ORDERD A FUHCKIN PETZA*
PIZEH
Mini_Radio I W A N T B 0 0 G 3 R B R 3 A D
boogers
Make it BONELESS
ya
This is the greatest piece of dunkey fanfiction ever created
5:46 “ uh um scarred of the GLASS man”
“Because he used to be nice, but now he’s mean!”
in reality the glass man is a pretty cool guy
Scout like guzzling glass,
Glahss? Who gibes a shit about glahss?
Bell-Awesome The reason he is now mean it’s because somebody accidentally dropped some of them and now there are some sharp edges on his shoulders because his head is now missing because he has the Glassman get it XD
Heavy- Pootis
Solider- Private Ryan
Engineer- Hard Hat Jones
Demoman- Pirate
Scout- Boston The Quick Fast Boy Wonder
Sniper- William Cheese
Spy- The Hamburgaler
Medic- Dr.Krentas
Pyro- The Gas Man
yes.
I'm a pirate main
*Pyro - Glass Man
He changes the names mid-anything
Miss Pauling - Elizabeth from Bioshock wearing glasses
This has to be one of Dunkey's best videos
What?
I thought that too lol
@@reckusg.s7122 get out
@@otsu3011 I wasn't implying anything rude sorry i didnt know my reply came out like that but you didint need to be and jerk about it for something as small as a reply i made
@@otsu3011 wtf? Is your problem
"Explain a film badly"
Uncle Dane: Hold my sentry
Under-appreciated jokes:
“Overmunch”
List of egregious things in the TF2 shorts:
- pissing in jars
- heads getting blown off
- holes in peoples’ chests that lead to hell itself
- birds
Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite wearing glasses
“some of my favorite musics have guitars in them”
Blu Heavy being called Stacy
“Pirate will literally kill people to get out of an awkward conversation”
YMCA blasting over Billy Cheese’s pelvic thrusts
Billy Cheese being the keeper of the cheese key
The perfect comedic timing of “SHUT UP PIGEON” **thunk**
The fact that Archimedes, the dove, is actually NAMED “Pigeon” - like, that’s not just a slur, that’s genuinely what Dr. Crentist named him
The cover art for Doctor Crentist: Origins in Uncle’s pinned comment
Boston saying ‘glassman’ instead of gasman
Pootis’s perfectly cut scream 7:33
“You wanna go into my new paaants with me?”
“...............ye”
“Go play with your grenades in the corner”
Hard-Hat Jones: “us grown-ups are talking here”
Hard-Hat Jones 5 seconds later: “peepee poopoo lol”
The term “booger bread,” in general
The bucket scene being turned into a game of Apples to Apples
“the movie wins the Golden Globe for Best Oscar”
yes
Dont forget
“B-B-B-B-B-B-B O O G E R S !”
*Let's go get a cheeseburger*
Dr crentist gaming( in subtitles)
What about the opening door going like „eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee“
"I'm a KFC employee. Unsubscribed" - My brother.
But didn't he see the part where the Hamburgler has his HEAD EXPLODERED by Private Ryan!
5:13 how I sing in the shower
Nice
that's impressive
The "lets go get a cheese burger" makes me laugh soooo hard and I've watched this like 7 times
8:51 engineer: I put boogers in all the bread
Heavy: casually eats a sandwich
*Sniffs*
"Eh whatever"
i love how he sniffs it right as engi says it
Booger bread is delicious
Wow I can't believe Uncle Dane got Dunkey to say the lines at 4:00. Props to him.
The medic saying “b-b-b-b-boogers” is the most threatening thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life
Evil Doktor Krentus
The script for pirate introduction was sooo good, it’s like he’s making it up as he speak
6:54 now that is some good sound effects
I'm suprised you didn't get hired
In some crazy AU, this video is a 100% accurate reflection of the TF2 "series."
"My favorite class is the Hamburgular. Have fun."
"we put super size into the game to prevent stalemates and change the flow of the game"
what do you mean au? this is 100% accurate
I have a genuine plot for Christmas with the yanks.
-Hard Hat Jones makes a snowball launcher out of a T-shirt canon, replacing the guns.
-Boston’s dad used to go to the opposing school when he was younger.
-Pootis just moved into town from the sunny areas in the country, which is why it’s his first time experiencing a winter wonderland.
-Boston and Pootis genuinely hated each other at the beginning of the movie, but grew to tolerate each other.
-Billy Cheese actually suggested yellow snow at some point, but not even the other school thought it was cool, so they didn’t let him into the snowball team.
-They thought that Gas-Man would take the snowball fight TOO far, so they didn’t let him on the team.
-The opposing school started the snowball fight because of a bet Private Ryan made out of spite because of this one kid he really hated, and that’s how they got into the snowball situation.
And that’s all I have. I imagine it being one of those animated 90s movies that you’d get from a store, or it would air on Nickelodeon.
7:25 When she says bring your friends over
Bold of you to assume we have friends
Nice profile picture comrade
I WILL FOREVER SUPPORT COMUNISM
You mean our friends over
I absolutely love the fact that if you showed this to someone without context they'd think that it is legit the insane rambling of a mad man.
"In reality the gas man is actually a really cool guy, he basically just runs around blowing bubbles in people's faces and *locking them up in airtight present's"*
8:25
"Look, I can make whatever I want, heres a loaf of sour dough, ain't that cool?"
That’s not even that cool, my fuckin grandma could do that shit
Nuclear Sans BUUUBBBOGERS
What’s the matter with you don’t you like boogers
JouriTube So, basically, I put boogers in all of our bread. Why? Well, because boogers are funny. Almost as funny as peepee, but not as funny as poopoo
HEEY WHO ORDERED A F*CKIN PIZZA
8:01 I saw that coming and still died
7:33 the screaming here really made me laugh lmao
This is by far my favorite Dunkey Video
7:34
When you don’t get the last piece of the pizza
9:01
comedy cemetery
It looks like uncle dane has smoked a fat blunt
If this is what happens when you're high, sign me the hell up
Hum... you mean, more than usual ?
9:29 about everytime me and my friends play apples to apples
8:01 you wanna go to my new pants with me?
yeah
I laugh every time I see that part
jarrod wilson I laugh at the Dr Krentus Supersize Me!
My Nickker Me, at the Heavy's "AAAAAAAAAA" in the MvM trailer.
Zxo Pink q
OH man TF2 is the best point and click adventure I've ever played.
Fancysaurus technically every shooter is a point and click. you point at the bad guys and click to shoot.
Fancysaurus Dude TF2 is so much more than point and click (cough cough COD cough cough)
9:13 i love how demoman is confused how to play apples to apples
Just like me
Guys please help i dont know how to play it either
The judge gets a green card that has 2 words. They pick one and the rest put in a red card they think is the closest to the word. In this case it was smelly so you put in a red card that has something smelly.
@@sparko3178 I must say, "eat my butt you shitman" is closest to smelly
@@Fytrzaczek21 tak się gra na pewno?Bo z kolegami chcemy zagrać.
@@f8pie XD
Jeśli naprawdę chcecie zagrać, to poszukajcie jeszcze gdzieś w necie poradników. Generalnie kolega Enrico wyjaśnił dobrze sprawę.
Anyway the word is "smelly"