@@kamuiwarp1784 Yeah at least we get a send off vid, most other ytp channels would just go dead after making a few edgy vids, just shows how much he cared about his vids
"This is my final parody video" Crying Peter Parker: "No... please don't say that" But seriously, thank you for all the laughs. This will always be my favorite YTP channel.
You’re not retiring, you’re fired! There’s the door! I want AlpacaHawk prosecuted! Seriously though, thank you for all these amazing videos over the years. We’re all gonna miss you.
"Mad scientist turns himself into Cookie Monster and we don't have pictures!" Talk about quality content. I'm gonna miss seeing you upload more of this, but I wish you the best of luck in your personal life!
Alternate title: J. Jonah Jameson hires, fires, and subsequently prosecutes the entire population of his dimension Thank you for your contributions to the Internet, AlpacaHawk. We salute you and wish you much web action in your future endeavors.
Thank you so much for your dedication for the YTP industry. Your videos are in the dictionary to define the “weird side of the Internet”, and we are very proud of it. To a nerdy, insecure kid - now young man but still the same - whose childhood’s filled with superhero movies like me, you matter. Godspeed, AlpacaHawk.
a toast to the man who made man childhoods, new and old, who defined TH-cam at its best and worst, who was beloved by all, and most importantly, helped all of us laugh through difficult times. here here! thank you alpacahawk. we will all miss you.
"I felt I should at least say some sort of goodbye and thank you rather than just disappear after my final video" 😞Whether or not we do get that retirement video, thank you for so much nostalgia, Alpacahawk!
1:33-1:41 was the lowest i have ever felt in my life 3:27-3:38 is the most terrified i have ever been in my life 3:41 teapot jameson 4:52-5:19 is the most confused ive been this week 0:00-6:08 is the most fun ive ever had thank you, AlpacaHawk, for the years of joy
Have you been hearing rumors? There’s rumor that Sony wants to make Spider-Man 4, also people have been connecting dots that venom 2 is linked to Sam Raimi universe kind of
"An army of mantis men goes berserk and we don't have pictures." "My arpeture science photographer got hit in the head with a combustible lemon." I'm gonna miss these videos.
If this is your final YTP, thank you so much for making videos that genuinely made me laugh. If I have a bad day, I watch one of your videos. Thank you, thank you so much. You are a legend.
AlpacaHawk... thank you. Your videos have entertained me for years and you are the best crafter of YTPs that I know. Your comedic talent and editing skills are legendary, and you're an inspiration to me in both regards. Good luck with the rest of your life. We'll always be thankful for the laughs you gave us. Now pack your things. Get out of my building. You're FIRED!
It’s probably safe to say that AlpacaHawk has inspired hundreds of new channels dedicated to YTP’s because of his awesome videos. I will truly miss you, but am glad that your videos brightened my life
Oh man, to think this is the last YTP you’ll be making... You’ve kept the craft alive and were definitely one of the best! Thank you for all the laughs, this certainly got plenty from me!
So sad to read about your retirement, your clean videos are the best ytp’s ever. I’m gonna miss seeing new videos from you, but I’m still gonna enjoy every video of your channel. Thanks for everything, for the joy in this sad world. Greetings for Mexico.
your videos have been some of the sole inside jokes between my friends and i for years. genuinely thank you from the bottom of my heart for your amazing content, and i wish you the absolute best in life. "Enough from the clown!"
The final YTP. I'm torn; on the one hand I feel like Peter's "NOOOOOOO!!!!" and on the other hand, I feel like Jameson's, "A ha-ha HA ha ha-ha ha!" Well, AlpacaHawk, we see you're packing your things, but feel free to hang out in our building. And thanks for all the laughs.
You will be missed Really The best ytp channel I've followed so far I'll come back to watch your content again You brought me joy when I was really in a dark place. Thank you.
No don't leave!!! Honestly sir you've given my friends and me hours of entertainment and laughter, and some of your best bits have become bits that we use ourselves. Always the best YTP'er on TH-cam! Will be greatly missed
this whole thing is bittersweet. This is the channel I have been subscribed to the longest (8 years) and its sad to see it go but things change in life. Thanks for giving me and my friends many laughs!
Hey alpacahawk, I just wanted to say thank you for all these hilarious ytp’s you’ve made over the years, I’v been watching them ever since the first part of the revenge of the sand trilogy and it made me and my brother laugh all day. Thank you once again, good luck wherever ya headed in life!
Ended with a callback to my favourite joke. *Slams down something on the table* "You can't scare with this *SLAMS IT DOWN AGAIN WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS* Instantly terrified.
It's been one heck of a ride. I've been watching your videos for years, and they stand the test of time. Be proud of what you have made! I wish you all the best moving forward!
Your videos were what inspired me to make YTPs in the first place. All TH-cam Poopers eventually move on. Thanks for the laughs and great luck movin' forward.
Man I can't believe that he's retiring doing YTP's after 9 years, but good ole times. I wanna thank him for all of the laughter for making YTPs and stuff. 😌
Thank you for all the YTP’s. You made me laugh harder than anyone else could. You truly are my GOAT. Shame to see you go, but glad we got to see it, even if it hurts. As a great clown once said: “If you’re good at something never do it.” Bless you.
All I ask is that these videos don't get taken down, it's a source of endless laughter to me and my friends. I love these videos and I thank you for creating them from the bottom of my heart
Thank you for all the hours of laughs, man, you’ve definitely been one of my recent favorite folks in YTP for a few years now, and that of the friends I’ve shown your work to as well. This vid was a perfect example of why. Best of luck in all your future endeavors.
(From the video's description): "After all the support you guys have given me over the last 8 years, I felt I should at least say some sort of goodbye and thank you rather than just disappear after my final video. So expect that soon". Last seen: 2 and a half years ago.
I can't believe it's been 8 years. Your videos have always brought a smile to my face and a chuckle to my heart. Wherever life takes you, we wish the best. You will be missed AlpacaHawk
Alpacahawk was the first channel to introduce me to YTP, my first video was his peter parker fails in life part 3. He will go down a legend BUT he first needs to receive his NOBLE PRIZE and a 25$ dollar bill with some rubber bands before he retires. We love you alpacahawk!
![J. Jonah Jameson Best Scenes [HD]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mhDBWiTfNCU/mqdefault.jpg)
![Detroit: Become Defective [YTP]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rggwKu2-Cy4/mqdefault.jpg)
![YTP: Harold Trotter and the Bogey-Flavoured One [Part One]](/img/n.gif)
"I hit my son in the head with a polo ball." Laughs hysterically.
"I drove over my son with his car." Laughs harder.
And in 500 years the only thing his son will have left is his father, J Jonah Jameson
@@1qesem371 I understood that reference
@@1qesem371 Invincible fan eh?
@@demontorch yeah please don’t spoil I’m only on ep 3, trying to finish it quick because it blew up on yt
JJJ is Joker.
He ends at his roots. A true man of culture.
too fucking right
A hunter's rune...
Haven't seen that in quite a while.
Wait this is his last ytp???
@@gruffyddgozali Yeah, read the description, he explains why he's retiring.
You're Fired
Gonna cry harder than I did when Doc Ock died during the last video. I will miss you, Alpacahawk.
What'd you mean what happened?
@@kamuiwarp1784 he's retiring after the next vid he uploads so no more ytp's
@@beemthesailor Why? Will his channel still be up so we can watch him?
@@beemthesailor Oh, well honestly I can only just hope for the best, all these years going I'd say it's pretty earned now right?
@@kamuiwarp1784 Yeah at least we get a send off vid, most other ytp channels would just go dead after making a few edgy vids, just shows how much he cared about his vids
remember guys: this is what happens when he doesn't get pictures of Spider-Man
Everybody gets one.
JJ turns into Omni Man
@@geoffreyherrick298 fucking quality reply.
You're Fired
You love making him miserable, don't you Spiderman?
His second to last video let us honor this moment how much joy he has brought
I wish that he wasn't retiring.
@@COSun25 all good things have an end
maybe after he settles life, hopw he'll atleast make a comeback
@@COSun25 same, these are so hilarious
@@santinojann873 its in.the description
"This is my final parody video"
Crying Peter Parker: "No... please don't say that"
But seriously, thank you for all the laughs. This will always be my favorite YTP channel.
Aside from that your account is hella old damn
same ;-(
@@Damnbruh6
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You’re not retiring, you’re fired! There’s the door! I want AlpacaHawk prosecuted!
Seriously though, thank you for all these amazing videos over the years. We’re all gonna miss you.
5:25 "I went to public to see jar jar binks for the two bit criminal he is"
He's a fake.
He's a SITH.
@@unexpecteditem7919 catch him in the act. Jar jar binks with his hand in the cookie jar.
@@LucyWest370 This picture will be hard to find. He probably eats cookies with his tongue.
What are you waiting for Bernstein? Go, go, go!
What did you say?
"You can't scare me with this"
-famous last words of anyone in front of a stack of paper.
Jameson fired everyone in this video at least 3 times.
I WANT EVERYONE PROSECUTED!!!!
I WANT my wife PROSECUTED!!
And none of them ever leave, they just don't take him seriously anymore
Jameson finally snapped didn’t he
He couldn’t handle Spider-Man anymore
Fr
*I WANT PARKER PROSECUTED*
So he turn into Omni-Man
You're Fired
@@benweaver9151 *_LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES_*
nobody:
Jameson: “I want my wife prosecuted”
This is when u f&cked up
Pack your things, get out of my building.
YOURE *FIRED.*
There's the door.
*I WANT* (INSERT NAME HERE) *PROSECUTED.*
"Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen" - Darth Sidious as he pursues his side hustle as a divorce attorney
Welp, seeing as we’re never getting the retirement video
Thank you for all the laughs you’ve given us.
"Mad scientist turns himself into Cookie Monster and we don't have pictures!"
Talk about quality content. I'm gonna miss seeing you upload more of this, but I wish you the best of luck in your personal life!
You serious? Get out. You're fired.
I want Nick Sojka prosecuted!
“I want the public to see Jar Jar Binks for the two-bit criminal he really is!”
You stole my m&m’s from me😂
Smell my shirt, I'll pay you 50 bucks!
Alternate title: J. Jonah Jameson hires, fires, and subsequently prosecutes the entire population of his dimension
Thank you for your contributions to the Internet, AlpacaHawk. We salute you and wish you much web action in your future endeavors.
Thank you so much for your dedication for the YTP industry. Your videos are in the dictionary to define the “weird side of the Internet”, and we are very proud of it.
To a nerdy, insecure kid - now young man but still the same - whose childhood’s filled with superhero movies like me, you matter.
Godspeed, AlpacaHawk.
a toast to the man who made man childhoods, new and old, who defined TH-cam at its best and worst, who was beloved by all, and most importantly, helped all of us laugh through difficult times.
here here!
thank you alpacahawk. we will all miss you.
And all that without being dirty. Really admirable.
Your fired
1:45 "you're fired"
She's not even surprised😂😂
She can’t even react, she’s like uh whatever.
Getting 'fired' over a minor inconvenience is an average day at The Daily Bugle.
@@EdnaKonrad4MVS 😂😂😂
I love how she immediately turns around as soon as Jameson said "there's the door"🤣
last time i was this early, Batman was still using the bad cop bad cop routine
GRRRRIIIIFFFFIIIITH
Last time I was this early, Victor needed more gold bullets.
Last time I was this early, there was time before time began
@@daigonmocs0785 i fucking love his transformers parodies
First time I was here, I fell on a car
It’s a shame we never got that goodbye video he said he’d do, but I’m glad we ended on a high note with Alpacahawk
"I felt I should at least say some sort of goodbye and thank you rather than just disappear after my final video" 😞Whether or not we do get that retirement video, thank you for so much nostalgia, Alpacahawk!
New AlpacaHawk video: 😃
Each new AlpacaHawk video means closer to his final retirement YTP: 😟
1:33-1:41 was the lowest i have ever felt in my life
3:27-3:38 is the most terrified i have ever been in my life
3:41 teapot jameson
4:52-5:19 is the most confused ive been this week
0:00-6:08 is the most fun ive ever had
thank you, AlpacaHawk, for the years of joy
Teapot Jameson *wheeze* *WHEEZE*
Probably the best sentence I’ve ever heard
"You're fired!"
*Leans into microphone*
"Get out of my building."
Fucking gold.
I absolutely lost it here
He did it with a smile
“Aww, Ms Brant”
“Yes”
“You’re fired”
Her reaction 😂😂😂
The chances of me being early to a AlpacaHawk YTP are still higher than us getting Spider-Man 4.
Unfortunately, this was your last chance
Pack your things, get out of my building
Have you been hearing rumors? There’s rumor that Sony wants to make Spider-Man 4, also people have been connecting dots that venom 2 is linked to Sam Raimi universe kind of
Unless you’re Australian the chances of being early are pretty low
@@Twrlsum I don’t want them to retcon Spider-Man 3 though.
@@mr.azizsshitposts yeah same, that movie is way too perfect 🤩
"A combustable lemon that burns Spiderman's house down"
Sounds an awful lot like a green goblin grenade
"An army of mantis men goes berserk and we don't have pictures."
"My arpeture science photographer got hit in the head with a combustible lemon."
I'm gonna miss these videos.
1:47 "I want my wife prosicuted"
- Mr. Jameson
Finally, we get Jameson for 6 minutes straight, I'm pretty sure we all needed this.
“I want a combustible lemon to burn Spider-Man’s house down!” 4:19
He returned when we all needed him most
11:49 pm on a Sunday obviously
And now he leaves : (
I mean bro it was 5 days, videos take a minute to make
This channel will always be a great part of Spiderman/YTP history. Thanks for all the good times. Oh and you aren't retiring, you're fired!
I am so happy that “He humiliated me just by touching me.” was finally edited.
An absolute legend. Never unsubscribing, despite the fact that there are no more videos being released
We will miss you, thanks for the laughs over the years
Goodbye, Alpakahawk. King Dragon sends his regards.
If this is your final YTP, thank you so much for making videos that genuinely made me laugh. If I have a bad day, I watch one of your videos. Thank you, thank you so much. You are a legend.
Thank you for all the times you’ve made us laugh, alpacahawk.
Yes
"Think, Parker, Think. Why would Spiderman pose for you"
Jameson firing everyone is one of my favorite memes
5:20 "You want a staff job and you want a staff job. Anybody else want a staff job?"
"I do"
"Shut up. YOU'RE FIRED!"
4:31
"YOUR FIRED" *gets on intercom* "get out of my building" lmfao
"I want a combustible lemon that burns Spider-Man's house down!"
Your final video have to be a MASHUP of every franchise you made... THE ALPACAHAWK UNIVERSE
3:41 the kettle is ready
🤣🤣🤣🤣
AlpacaHawk... thank you. Your videos have entertained me for years and you are the best crafter of YTPs that I know. Your comedic talent and editing skills are legendary, and you're an inspiration to me in both regards. Good luck with the rest of your life. We'll always be thankful for the laughs you gave us.
Now pack your things. Get out of my building. You're FIRED!
I WANT AlpacaHawk PROSECUTED!
“Jar-Jar Binks with his hand in a cookie jar.”
🤣x10
I'm gonna miss you AlpacaHawk, Thanks for the laughs, you'll be my favorite ytp channel forever.
It’s probably safe to say that AlpacaHawk has inspired hundreds of new channels dedicated to YTP’s because of his awesome videos. I will truly miss you, but am glad that your videos brightened my life
Oh man, to think this is the last YTP you’ll be making... You’ve kept the craft alive and were definitely one of the best! Thank you for all the laughs, this certainly got plenty from me!
“i HiT mY sOn In ThE hEaD wItH a PoLo BaLl”
-Jameson 2021 🙏😭😂
“I hit my son in the head with a polo ball”
I laughed exactly when he laughed 🤣😂😂😂
"I drove over my son with his car!"
*Laughs some more*
Jameson is a psychopath
@@edgemahinsky4893 “get out”
@@edgemahinsky4893 Pack your bags, get out of my building. YOU'RE FIRED! I want Edge Mahinsky PROSECUTED!
Hahaha
So sad to read about your retirement, your clean videos are the best ytp’s ever. I’m gonna miss seeing new videos from you, but I’m still gonna enjoy every video of your channel. Thanks for everything, for the joy in this sad world. Greetings for Mexico.
0:20 That was perfection. The transition was so smooth.
Love this channel.
you've humiliated me by touching my eyes with your existence
0:20 never underestimate JJ Jameson
0:18 How careless of Omni-Man to reveal his secret identity
😂
Another title: Jameson wants everyone prosecuted
your videos have been some of the sole inside jokes between my friends and i for years. genuinely thank you from the bottom of my heart for your amazing content, and i wish you the absolute best in life.
"Enough from the clown!"
Thanks for the laughs. You will be missed. Good luck in future endeavors.
The portal stuff was perfect
...but I really lost it with that drawn out Jameson laugh 3:38
The final YTP. I'm torn; on the one hand I feel like Peter's "NOOOOOOO!!!!" and on the other hand, I feel like Jameson's, "A ha-ha HA ha ha-ha ha!"
Well, AlpacaHawk, we see you're packing your things, but feel free to hang out in our building. And thanks for all the laughs.
Thank you for all the incredible laughs and edits youve given us over the years, we'll remember your amazing edits forever.
You will be missed
Really
The best ytp channel I've followed so far
I'll come back to watch your content again
You brought me joy when I was really in a dark place. Thank you.
A sad goodbye to Alpaca Hawk, the greatest YTP creator in history
As we go on
We remember
All the times we
Had together
And as our lives change
Come whatever
We will still be
Friends forever
No don't leave!!! Honestly sir you've given my friends and me hours of entertainment and laughter, and some of your best bits have become bits that we use ourselves. Always the best YTP'er on TH-cam! Will be greatly missed
this whole thing is bittersweet. This is the channel I have been subscribed to the longest (8 years) and its sad to see it go but things change in life. Thanks for giving me and my friends many laughs!
Hey alpacahawk, I just wanted to say thank you for all these hilarious ytp’s you’ve made over the years, I’v been watching them ever since the first part of the revenge of the sand trilogy and it made me and my brother laugh all day.
Thank you once again, good luck wherever ya headed in life!
I'm gonna miss this legend
Whenever JJJ said “that’s outrageous” I immediately added “it’s unfair.” I think this is a sign that I’ve seen too many prequel memes.
Thank you for giving us a good laugh throughout the years. We’ll miss you, bro!
Ended with a callback to my favourite joke. *Slams down something on the table* "You can't scare with this *SLAMS IT DOWN AGAIN WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS* Instantly terrified.
It's honestly amazing this company has any employees left since they seem to fire someone every few minutes lmao
AlpacaHawk, you have been fantastic in the YTP community, all the best for the future. Thank you for all the laughs 😢
It's been one heck of a ride. I've been watching your videos for years, and they stand the test of time. Be proud of what you have made! I wish you all the best moving forward!
When AlpacaHawk starts uploading again:
Return of the King
Well I mean, it's almost midnight but I guess I'll watch
Your videos were what inspired me to make YTPs in the first place. All TH-cam Poopers eventually move on. Thanks for the laughs and great luck movin' forward.
Anybody else still waiting for the retirement video?
This IS the retirement video
@@SudsyDiamond Read the Description's 3rd paragraph
@@stormhought I think it’s safe to say he’s not gonna make one. This is the last one.
@@stormhoughtDamn you were right. He literally said that within the first sentence
Man I can't believe that he's retiring doing YTP's after 9 years, but good ole times. I wanna thank him for all of the laughter for making YTPs and stuff. 😌
Reading the video description made me cry a little.
Thank you for all the YTP’s. You made me laugh harder than anyone else could. You truly are my GOAT. Shame to see you go, but glad we got to see it, even if it hurts. As a great clown once said:
“If you’re good at something never do it.”
Bless you.
3:55 yOu sTole mY fAthErS bReaD aND buTeR
You stole my M&Ms from me
All I ask is that these videos don't get taken down, it's a source of endless laughter to me and my friends. I love these videos and I thank you for creating them from the bottom of my heart
Thank you for all the hours of laughs, man, you’ve definitely been one of my recent favorite folks in YTP for a few years now, and that of the friends I’ve shown your work to as well. This vid was a perfect example of why. Best of luck in all your future endeavors.
Oh nooooo!!! My favorite TH-camr. Thank you soooo much for all the hilarious videos you’ve made over the years.
2:11 "Ladies and gentlemen... I'm gonna blow up the city."
(From the video's description): "After all the support you guys have given me over the last 8 years, I felt I should at least say some sort of goodbye and thank you rather than just disappear after my final video. So expect that soon".
Last seen: 2 and a half years ago.
😔
I can't believe it's been 8 years. Your videos have always brought a smile to my face and a chuckle to my heart. Wherever life takes you, we wish the best. You will be missed AlpacaHawk
Alpacahawk was the first channel to introduce me to YTP, my first video was his peter parker fails in life part 3. He will go down a legend BUT he first needs to receive his NOBLE PRIZE and a 25$ dollar bill with some rubber bands before he retires. We love you alpacahawk!
25 dollars and a rubber band? The ad said 3000
Peter: Could you pay me in advance?
Jameson: *Laughs and looses his mind*
Probably the greatest YTP-er ever. Salute.
I'm not ready to say goodbye :(
I don't want him to go
We salute you, brother. Thank you for your channel. We appreciate it
4:52 Who are yo... GET OUT
0:17-0:18
"Let's go, sir."
"Take your hand off of me."
"YOU'RE FIRED!"
Damn you're retiring! I love your YTPs and they've made me laugh every time I watch them. I wish you the best for whatever comes after you leave us.
Gosh couldn't ask for a better send off.... I discovered you about a year ago, and you helped me through quarantine. Thank you! Have a good life :)
Thank you for the years of unwaveringly fantastic videos, and I wish you A fond farewell.