@@kamuiwarp1784 Yeah at least we get a send off vid, most other ytp channels would just go dead after making a few edgy vids, just shows how much he cared about his vids
"This is my final parody video" Crying Peter Parker: "No... please don't say that" But seriously, thank you for all the laughs. This will always be my favorite YTP channel.
You’re not retiring, you’re fired! There’s the door! I want AlpacaHawk prosecuted! Seriously though, thank you for all these amazing videos over the years. We’re all gonna miss you.
"Mad scientist turns himself into Cookie Monster and we don't have pictures!" Talk about quality content. I'm gonna miss seeing you upload more of this, but I wish you the best of luck in your personal life!
Alternate title: J. Jonah Jameson hires, fires, and subsequently prosecutes the entire population of his dimension Thank you for your contributions to the Internet, AlpacaHawk. We salute you and wish you much web action in your future endeavors.
Thank you so much for your dedication for the YTP industry. Your videos are in the dictionary to define the “weird side of the Internet”, and we are very proud of it. To a nerdy, insecure kid - now young man but still the same - whose childhood’s filled with superhero movies like me, you matter. Godspeed, AlpacaHawk.
a toast to the man who made man childhoods, new and old, who defined TH-cam at its best and worst, who was beloved by all, and most importantly, helped all of us laugh through difficult times. here here! thank you alpacahawk. we will all miss you.
Have you been hearing rumors? There’s rumor that Sony wants to make Spider-Man 4, also people have been connecting dots that venom 2 is linked to Sam Raimi universe kind of
"An army of mantis men goes berserk and we don't have pictures." "My arpeture science photographer got hit in the head with a combustible lemon." I'm gonna miss these videos.
1:33-1:41 was the lowest i have ever felt in my life 3:27-3:38 is the most terrified i have ever been in my life 3:41 teapot jameson 4:52-5:19 is the most confused ive been this week 0:00-6:08 is the most fun ive ever had thank you, AlpacaHawk, for the years of joy
"I felt I should at least say some sort of goodbye and thank you rather than just disappear after my final video" 😞Whether or not we do get that retirement video, thank you for so much nostalgia, Alpacahawk!
If this is your final YTP, thank you so much for making videos that genuinely made me laugh. If I have a bad day, I watch one of your videos. Thank you, thank you so much. You are a legend.
AlpacaHawk... thank you. Your videos have entertained me for years and you are the best crafter of YTPs that I know. Your comedic talent and editing skills are legendary, and you're an inspiration to me in both regards. Good luck with the rest of your life. We'll always be thankful for the laughs you gave us. Now pack your things. Get out of my building. You're FIRED!
The final YTP. I'm torn; on the one hand I feel like Peter's "NOOOOOOO!!!!" and on the other hand, I feel like Jameson's, "A ha-ha HA ha ha-ha ha!" Well, AlpacaHawk, we see you're packing your things, but feel free to hang out in our building. And thanks for all the laughs.
Oh man, to think this is the last YTP you’ll be making... You’ve kept the craft alive and were definitely one of the best! Thank you for all the laughs, this certainly got plenty from me!
So sad to read about your retirement, your clean videos are the best ytp’s ever. I’m gonna miss seeing new videos from you, but I’m still gonna enjoy every video of your channel. Thanks for everything, for the joy in this sad world. Greetings for Mexico.
It’s probably safe to say that AlpacaHawk has inspired hundreds of new channels dedicated to YTP’s because of his awesome videos. I will truly miss you, but am glad that your videos brightened my life
your videos have been some of the sole inside jokes between my friends and i for years. genuinely thank you from the bottom of my heart for your amazing content, and i wish you the absolute best in life. "Enough from the clown!"
(From the video's description): "After all the support you guys have given me over the last 8 years, I felt I should at least say some sort of goodbye and thank you rather than just disappear after my final video. So expect that soon". Last seen: 2 and a half years ago.
Ended with a callback to my favourite joke. *Slams down something on the table* "You can't scare with this *SLAMS IT DOWN AGAIN WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS* Instantly terrified.
“I want the public to see Jar Jar Binks for the two faced criminal he really is” That’s it,thats proof that Jar Jar was the sith lord Also can we talk about how Jameson whether fired more people than Nero
Hey alpacahawk, I just wanted to say thank you for all these hilarious ytp’s you’ve made over the years, I’v been watching them ever since the first part of the revenge of the sand trilogy and it made me and my brother laugh all day. Thank you once again, good luck wherever ya headed in life!
You will be missed Really The best ytp channel I've followed so far I'll come back to watch your content again You brought me joy when I was really in a dark place. Thank you.
Alpacahawk was the first channel to introduce me to YTP, my first video was his peter parker fails in life part 3. He will go down a legend BUT he first needs to receive his NOBLE PRIZE and a 25$ dollar bill with some rubber bands before he retires. We love you alpacahawk!
It's been one heck of a ride. I've been watching your videos for years, and they stand the test of time. Be proud of what you have made! I wish you all the best moving forward!
So, this is the last one (before the retirement video). Bittersweet, but at least we have a good ending to your saga. Enjoy your retirement, you’ve earned it.
this whole thing is bittersweet. This is the channel I have been subscribed to the longest (8 years) and its sad to see it go but things change in life. Thanks for giving me and my friends many laughs!
I know you're retired now but let me tell you, your channel has The Biggest quality when it comes to YTP from any franchise (Star Wars, Marvel, DC, TRON, Matrix, etc). It's a TH-cam treasure so keep it here : )👌🏼. Thank you and good luck on everything you do 👍🏻...
No don't leave!!! Honestly sir you've given my friends and me hours of entertainment and laughter, and some of your best bits have become bits that we use ourselves. Always the best YTP'er on TH-cam! Will be greatly missed
Man I can't believe that he's retiring doing YTP's after 9 years, but good ole times. I wanna thank him for all of the laughter for making YTPs and stuff. 😌
It’s really happening.... at least you ended where you began. I don’t know what to say but thank you for all the funny stuff you put up alpacahawk. I hope you enjoy your life after this. All I can give is a bit of advice: Jameson can’t fire you unless you quit!
Your videos were what inspired me to make YTPs in the first place. All TH-cam Poopers eventually move on. Thanks for the laughs and great luck movin' forward.
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He ends at his roots. A true man of culture.
too fucking right
A hunter's rune...
Haven't seen that in quite a while.
Wait this is his last ytp???
@@gruffyddgozali Yeah, read the description, he explains why he's retiring.
You're Fired
"I hit my son in the head with a polo ball." Laughs hysterically.
"I drove over my son with his car." Laughs harder.
And in 500 years the only thing his son will have left is his father, J Jonah Jameson
@@1qesem371 I understood that reference
@@1qesem371 Invincible fan eh?
@@demontorch yeah please don’t spoil I’m only on ep 3, trying to finish it quick because it blew up on yt
JJJ is Joker.
Gonna cry harder than I did when Doc Ock died during the last video. I will miss you, Alpacahawk.
What'd you mean what happened?
@@kamuiwarp1784 he's retiring after the next vid he uploads so no more ytp's
@@beemthesailor Why? Will his channel still be up so we can watch him?
@@beemthesailor Oh, well honestly I can only just hope for the best, all these years going I'd say it's pretty earned now right?
@@kamuiwarp1784 Yeah at least we get a send off vid, most other ytp channels would just go dead after making a few edgy vids, just shows how much he cared about his vids
remember guys: this is what happens when he doesn't get pictures of Spider-Man
Everybody gets one.
JJ turns into Omni Man
@@geoffreyherrick298 fucking quality reply.
You're Fired
You love making him miserable, don't you Spiderman?
"This is my final parody video"
Crying Peter Parker: "No... please don't say that"
But seriously, thank you for all the laughs. This will always be my favorite YTP channel.
Aside from that your account is hella old damn
same ;-(
@@Damnbruh6
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Jameson finally snapped didn’t he
He couldn’t handle Spider-Man anymore
Fr
*I WANT PARKER PROSECUTED*
So he turn into Omni-Man
You're Fired
@@benweaver9151 *_LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES_*
His second to last video let us honor this moment how much joy he has brought
I wish that he wasn't retiring.
@@COSun25 all good things have an end
maybe after he settles life, hopw he'll atleast make a comeback
@@COSun25 same, these are so hilarious
@@santinojann873 its in.the description
5:25 "I went to public to see jar jar binks for the two bit criminal he is"
He's a fake.
He's a SITH.
@@unexpecteditem7919 catch him in the act. Jar jar binks with his hand in the cookie jar.
@@LucyWest370 This picture will be hard to find. He probably eats cookies with his tongue.
What are you waiting for Bernstein? Go, go, go!
What did you say?
Jameson fired everyone in this video at least 3 times.
I WANT EVERYONE PROSECUTED!!!!
I WANT my wife PROSECUTED!!
And none of them ever leave, they just don't take him seriously anymore
You’re not retiring, you’re fired! There’s the door! I want AlpacaHawk prosecuted!
Seriously though, thank you for all these amazing videos over the years. We’re all gonna miss you.
nobody:
Jameson: “I want my wife prosecuted”
This is when u f&cked up
Pack your things, get out of my building.
YOURE *FIRED.*
There's the door.
*I WANT* (INSERT NAME HERE) *PROSECUTED.*
"Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen" - Darth Sidious as he pursues his side hustle as a divorce attorney
"You can't scare me with this"
-famous last words of anyone in front of a stack of paper.
Welp, seeing as we’re never getting the retirement video
Thank you for all the laughs you’ve given us.
“I want the public to see Jar Jar Binks for the two-bit criminal he really is!”
You stole my m&m’s from me😂
Smell my shirt, I'll pay you 50 bucks!
1:45 "you're fired"
She's not even surprised😂😂
She can’t even react, she’s like uh whatever.
Getting 'fired' over a minor inconvenience is an average day at The Daily Bugle.
@@ryanm.8720 😂😂😂
I love how she immediately turns around as soon as Jameson said "there's the door"🤣
"Mad scientist turns himself into Cookie Monster and we don't have pictures!"
Talk about quality content. I'm gonna miss seeing you upload more of this, but I wish you the best of luck in your personal life!
You serious? Get out. You're fired.
I want Nick Sojka prosecuted!
last time i was this early, Batman was still using the bad cop bad cop routine
GRRRRIIIIFFFFIIIITH
Last time I was this early, Victor needed more gold bullets.
Last time I was this early, there was time before time began
@@daigonmocs0785 i fucking love his transformers parodies
First time I was here, I fell on a car
New AlpacaHawk video: 😃
Each new AlpacaHawk video means closer to his final retirement YTP: 😟
Alternate title: J. Jonah Jameson hires, fires, and subsequently prosecutes the entire population of his dimension
Thank you for your contributions to the Internet, AlpacaHawk. We salute you and wish you much web action in your future endeavors.
Thank you so much for your dedication for the YTP industry. Your videos are in the dictionary to define the “weird side of the Internet”, and we are very proud of it.
To a nerdy, insecure kid - now young man but still the same - whose childhood’s filled with superhero movies like me, you matter.
Godspeed, AlpacaHawk.
a toast to the man who made man childhoods, new and old, who defined TH-cam at its best and worst, who was beloved by all, and most importantly, helped all of us laugh through difficult times.
here here!
thank you alpacahawk. we will all miss you.
And all that without being dirty. Really admirable.
Your fired
It’s a shame we never got that goodbye video he said he’d do, but I’m glad we ended on a high note with Alpacahawk
The chances of me being early to a AlpacaHawk YTP are still higher than us getting Spider-Man 4.
Unfortunately, this was your last chance
Pack your things, get out of my building
Have you been hearing rumors? There’s rumor that Sony wants to make Spider-Man 4, also people have been connecting dots that venom 2 is linked to Sam Raimi universe kind of
Unless you’re Australian the chances of being early are pretty low
@@Twrlsum I don’t want them to retcon Spider-Man 3 though.
@@mr.azizsshitposts yeah same, that movie is way too perfect 🤩
"You're fired!"
*Leans into microphone*
"Get out of my building."
Fucking gold.
I absolutely lost it here
He did it with a smile
“Aww, Ms Brant”
“Yes”
“You’re fired”
Her reaction 😂😂😂
He returned when we all needed him most
11:49 pm on a Sunday obviously
And now he leaves : (
I mean bro it was 5 days, videos take a minute to make
“I want a combustible lemon to burn Spider-Man’s house down!” 4:19
"An army of mantis men goes berserk and we don't have pictures."
"My arpeture science photographer got hit in the head with a combustible lemon."
I'm gonna miss these videos.
1:33-1:41 was the lowest i have ever felt in my life
3:27-3:38 is the most terrified i have ever been in my life
3:41 teapot jameson
4:52-5:19 is the most confused ive been this week
0:00-6:08 is the most fun ive ever had
thank you, AlpacaHawk, for the years of joy
Teapot Jameson *wheeze* *WHEEZE*
Probably the best sentence I’ve ever heard
"I felt I should at least say some sort of goodbye and thank you rather than just disappear after my final video" 😞Whether or not we do get that retirement video, thank you for so much nostalgia, Alpacahawk!
"A combustable lemon that burns Spiderman's house down"
Sounds an awful lot like a green goblin grenade
Goodbye, Alpakahawk. King Dragon sends his regards.
This channel will always be a great part of Spiderman/YTP history. Thanks for all the good times. Oh and you aren't retiring, you're fired!
Thank you for all the times you’ve made us laugh, alpacahawk.
Yes
We will miss you, thanks for the laughs over the years
1:47 "I want my wife prosicuted"
- Mr. Jameson
Finally, we get Jameson for 6 minutes straight, I'm pretty sure we all needed this.
An absolute legend. Never unsubscribing, despite the fact that there are no more videos being released
If this is your final YTP, thank you so much for making videos that genuinely made me laugh. If I have a bad day, I watch one of your videos. Thank you, thank you so much. You are a legend.
Your final video have to be a MASHUP of every franchise you made... THE ALPACAHAWK UNIVERSE
“i HiT mY sOn In ThE hEaD wItH a PoLo BaLl”
-Jameson 2021 🙏😭😂
AlpacaHawk... thank you. Your videos have entertained me for years and you are the best crafter of YTPs that I know. Your comedic talent and editing skills are legendary, and you're an inspiration to me in both regards. Good luck with the rest of your life. We'll always be thankful for the laughs you gave us.
Now pack your things. Get out of my building. You're FIRED!
I WANT AlpacaHawk PROSECUTED!
"Think, Parker, Think. Why would Spiderman pose for you"
Thanks for the laughs. You will be missed. Good luck in future endeavors.
“I hit my son in the head with a polo ball”
I laughed exactly when he laughed 🤣😂😂😂
"I drove over my son with his car!"
*Laughs some more*
Jameson is a psychopath
@@edgemahinsky4893 “get out”
@@edgemahinsky4893 Pack your bags, get out of my building. YOU'RE FIRED! I want Edge Mahinsky PROSECUTED!
Hahaha
I am so happy that “He humiliated me just by touching me.” was finally edited.
5:20 "You want a staff job and you want a staff job. Anybody else want a staff job?"
"I do"
"Shut up. YOU'RE FIRED!"
Anybody else still waiting for the retirement video?
The final YTP. I'm torn; on the one hand I feel like Peter's "NOOOOOOO!!!!" and on the other hand, I feel like Jameson's, "A ha-ha HA ha ha-ha ha!"
Well, AlpacaHawk, we see you're packing your things, but feel free to hang out in our building. And thanks for all the laughs.
Thank you for the memories.
"I want a combustible lemon that burns Spider-Man's house down!"
Oh man, to think this is the last YTP you’ll be making... You’ve kept the craft alive and were definitely one of the best! Thank you for all the laughs, this certainly got plenty from me!
I'm gonna miss you AlpacaHawk, Thanks for the laughs, you'll be my favorite ytp channel forever.
So sad to read about your retirement, your clean videos are the best ytp’s ever. I’m gonna miss seeing new videos from you, but I’m still gonna enjoy every video of your channel. Thanks for everything, for the joy in this sad world. Greetings for Mexico.
“Jar-Jar Binks with his hand in a cookie jar.”
🤣x10
It’s probably safe to say that AlpacaHawk has inspired hundreds of new channels dedicated to YTP’s because of his awesome videos. I will truly miss you, but am glad that your videos brightened my life
your videos have been some of the sole inside jokes between my friends and i for years. genuinely thank you from the bottom of my heart for your amazing content, and i wish you the absolute best in life.
"Enough from the clown!"
Jameson firing everyone is one of my favorite memes
0:18 How careless of Omni-Man to reveal his secret identity
😂
As we go on
We remember
All the times we
Had together
And as our lives change
Come whatever
We will still be
Friends forever
0:20 never underestimate JJ Jameson
A sad goodbye to Alpaca Hawk, the greatest YTP creator in history
4:31
"YOUR FIRED" *gets on intercom* "get out of my building" lmfao
Another title: Jameson wants everyone prosecuted
you've humiliated me by touching my eyes with your existence
(From the video's description): "After all the support you guys have given me over the last 8 years, I felt I should at least say some sort of goodbye and thank you rather than just disappear after my final video. So expect that soon".
Last seen: 2 and a half years ago.
😔
Reading the video description made me cry a little.
Your videos are amazing, I'm never unsubscribing if it means I have a chance to see you come back❤ we miss yoooo
Well I mean, it's almost midnight but I guess I'll watch
I hope your doing well wherever you are
3:41 the kettle is ready
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ended with a callback to my favourite joke. *Slams down something on the table* "You can't scare with this *SLAMS IT DOWN AGAIN WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS* Instantly terrified.
“I want the public to see Jar Jar Binks for the two faced criminal he really is”
That’s it,thats proof that Jar Jar was the sith lord
Also can we talk about how Jameson whether fired more people than Nero
Hey alpacahawk, I just wanted to say thank you for all these hilarious ytp’s you’ve made over the years, I’v been watching them ever since the first part of the revenge of the sand trilogy and it made me and my brother laugh all day.
Thank you once again, good luck wherever ya headed in life!
You will be missed
Really
The best ytp channel I've followed so far
I'll come back to watch your content again
You brought me joy when I was really in a dark place. Thank you.
I'm not ready to say goodbye :(
I don't want him to go
Alpacahawk was the first channel to introduce me to YTP, my first video was his peter parker fails in life part 3. He will go down a legend BUT he first needs to receive his NOBLE PRIZE and a 25$ dollar bill with some rubber bands before he retires. We love you alpacahawk!
25 dollars and a rubber band? The ad said 3000
0:20 That was perfection. The transition was so smooth.
Love this channel.
Thank you for all the incredible laughs and edits youve given us over the years, we'll remember your amazing edits forever.
It's been one heck of a ride. I've been watching your videos for years, and they stand the test of time. Be proud of what you have made! I wish you all the best moving forward!
AlpacaHawk, you have been fantastic in the YTP community, all the best for the future. Thank you for all the laughs 😢
So, this is the last one (before the retirement video). Bittersweet, but at least we have a good ending to your saga. Enjoy your retirement, you’ve earned it.
What’s causing him to retire?
@@lexaiuskenjiro5867 Life stuff. Read the descriptions in his last few videos for more info.
this whole thing is bittersweet. This is the channel I have been subscribed to the longest (8 years) and its sad to see it go but things change in life. Thanks for giving me and my friends many laughs!
We salute you, brother. Thank you for your channel. We appreciate it
Whenever JJJ said “that’s outrageous” I immediately added “it’s unfair.” I think this is a sign that I’ve seen too many prequel memes.
Oh nooooo!!! My favorite TH-camr. Thank you soooo much for all the hilarious videos you’ve made over the years.
The portal stuff was perfect
...but I really lost it with that drawn out Jameson laugh 3:38
When AlpacaHawk starts uploading again:
Return of the King
I know you're retired now but let me tell you, your channel has The Biggest quality when it comes to YTP from any franchise (Star Wars, Marvel, DC, TRON, Matrix, etc). It's a TH-cam treasure so keep it here : )👌🏼. Thank you and good luck on everything you do 👍🏻...
Hey Alpaca, just a reminder here to upload the final video whenever you can. Have a great night!
Thank you for giving us a good laugh throughout the years. We’ll miss you, bro!
Imagine, we will never get an Alpacahawk Morbius video
Waiting for the retirement video. No rush man, lifes a b*tch
No don't leave!!! Honestly sir you've given my friends and me hours of entertainment and laughter, and some of your best bits have become bits that we use ourselves. Always the best YTP'er on TH-cam! Will be greatly missed
Man I can't believe that he's retiring doing YTP's after 9 years, but good ole times. I wanna thank him for all of the laughter for making YTPs and stuff. 😌
You were my childhood! Thank you for everything…😢
AlpacaHawk, your videos was so hilarious and funny, it's a shame that you retired, I hope you are enjoying your life outside of YT.
I watched a lot of ur spidey ytps and i enjoyed them. We're all gonna miss you.
i was hoping for a community bit lmao. Good last video, 10/10
It’s really happening.... at least you ended where you began. I don’t know what to say but thank you for all the funny stuff you put up alpacahawk. I hope you enjoy your life after this. All I can give is a bit of advice: Jameson can’t fire you unless you quit!
Still waiting for the retirement video 😢
Your videos were what inspired me to make YTPs in the first place. All TH-cam Poopers eventually move on. Thanks for the laughs and great luck movin' forward.