My version would be: Peter: Pizza Time. Lady: I'm not paying for those. Peter: Why? Lady: You're late. Peter: You gonna cry? Lady: *In Mr. Aziz's voice* You're fired. Peter: Please give me another chance. I need this job. Lady: *In Mr. Aziz's voice* You're FIRED. GOOOO!!! Peter: *Screams*
@@LOLGAMERWr It's just the sheer genius in making Jameson bark like a dog, and then the edit where he gets a dog's face when he barks. It's so simple, but it's so great.
Because you don’t expect it because you know he’s saying Parker, then when Jameson still walks up normally for like a second you still don’t expect it, and then the picture changes to a dog on each bark and it takes you by surprise and is absolutely brilliant and hilarious
***** LAST CHANCE! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSDWEFOUADSUIFUIFHWEIUFIEWHFIEHFIEWHFWIERFHOWIERF----------------------------------------------------___________-------------->
Le Maximus Maarte GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOØOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOØOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOØOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOØOOOO
Wow…thank you for finally enlightening me, on what he says. I saw this video right around when it was first posted, around nine years ago, and regularly re-watch…I never knew.
5:31 Peter: "Take it easy". Harry: "Hey don't push me, the night you killed my friend, you stole my Frisbee, isn't that right? Huh, isn't that right?". Peter: "Give me another chance". Harry: *SLAP* "I loved my Frisbee". Peter: "Give me a chance, buddy". Harry: *SLAP* x4 Peter: "Give me a chance". Harry: *SLAP* x9 Peter: "Can I get you a drink?". Harry: *SLAP* x8 Peter: "Can I get you a PIZZA?". Harry: *SLAP* x13 Peter: "Haaarrrrrgghhhhh!!!!" Harry: *SLAP* Peter: "Give me a fiver". Harry: *SLAP* Peter: "Give me a tin". Harry: *SLAP* x2 "LAWL"
0:20 "You're fired. Please I need this job. You're fired. Please I need pizza time. You're fired. Give me another chance. Last chance. GO. GOOOOOOOOOOOOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOOGOGOOGOOGOG"
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"You're late." "A wizard is never late."
Gimme a chance!
You're late.
Gimme a f*cking chance.
You're late.
UUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Lady: O_O
Pizza time.
I ain't payin for this
Pizza time.
All spider man YTPs center around one thing
Pizza Time
Wrong, They all center around "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
KingpinPasta you stole my memes
My version would be:
Peter: Pizza Time.
Lady: I'm not paying for those.
Peter: Why?
Lady: You're late.
Peter: You gonna cry?
Lady: *In Mr. Aziz's voice* You're fired.
Peter: Please give me another chance. I need this job.
Lady: *In Mr. Aziz's voice* You're FIRED. GOOOO!!!
Peter: *Screams*
Mr.RADical
mgs 1
j. jonah jamesons laugh
5:18 - 5:25
Easily one of the cleverest jokes I've ever seen in a YTP. Had me in complete stitches.
When I saw the dog I was dead
What are ya deaf
Yea hahahha
I don’t get it
@@LOLGAMERWr
It's just the sheer genius in making Jameson bark like a dog, and then the edit where he gets a dog's face when he barks. It's so simple, but it's so great.
4:21 Ock laughing to the tune of the Imperial march is god tier editing
Fucking died laughing at that as I just watched Star Wars
5:20 "Bark bark bark! Bark! What're you deaf?"
My fav. Scene
You should check the scene while with captions on
With captions it's Bark fuck fuck fuck bark bark bark we attempt
@@dr.bright6272 yeah i know its so funny 😂😂😂
My dog when I left him outside for too long that one time
1:17 gimme the violin! (Plays Violin like a champ)
Your fired
@@WilhelmMuller88 your unfired
Pancakemix your fired
@@anthonykatsivalis224 G I M M E A N O T H E R C H A N C E
@@pancakemix1170 okay. You unfired. Come here.
2:06 is not mentioned enough. I just love how Harry looks so disappointed with Peters "response". Lol
It's honestly one of the funniest things in this video, the weird edit on Peter's face as the response. It's amazing.
Peter: …….
ĒÆĒÆĒÆĒÆĒÆ
I’ve watched this countless times and never really noticed this part. Now I’m crying laughing at it lmao
5:05 this actually sound pretty good honestly
I know right
*genius*
@@Cosmicmorales get out
@@RileyJ3866 Not tonight, Harry
@@themanwiththeplan728 Every night, until I find him it's 24/7 77 20/7 4/7
To do what's right, we have to be steady and give up the thing we want the most - even our pizza.
Find him! Or I'll blow up Joe's Pizza!
killz0ne215 You stole my frisbee. Isn't that right?
OddRobb I'm head of special projects, we're about to break wind.
OddRobb I loved my frisbee
*****
Pete's my best friend.
>And I'm your faf.
1:16 "get me a violin" *Tosses violin and starts a solo* I DIED!
Rushing or dragging?
I died too
Aubrey Oates I did
5:18 idk why but that part always KILLS me
Arf arf! Bark bark BARK!
Because you don’t expect it because you know he’s saying Parker, then when Jameson still walks up normally for like a second you still don’t expect it, and then the picture changes to a dog on each bark and it takes you by surprise and is absolutely brilliant and hilarious
@@Spikey100000
Brilliant explanation. 👏
We know who stole the frisbee and the pizza
best ytp edit ever
Spider man is not responsible: ight😒
Not at all lmao.
yes
yes.
Agreed.
"How did you do that?!"
"Uhhhhhh... Smoke weed everyday"
XD
Smoke*
+Monstrosity x stroke*
Alexander Ortega poke*
+Monstrosity x coke*
Alexander Ortega choke*
6:40
Doc Ock: "Find him, or i'll blow up Joe's Pizza"
Peter: "Haaarrrrrgghhhhh!!!!"
S
Lol
Doc ock: I’ll let you play half life 3,
Peter: do it!
4:51 this whole part is classic
"Here's a headline:"
@@pickatenney8420 /mario plays
"Here's a headline: **SUPER MARIO BROS 2 SWEEPS CITY**"
@@CaptainCoolzCT- it’s pretty good but taken
Dr Cock
4:10 best part 😂😂😂
😂😂
GOOOOOOO!!!!
Spider-Man: "Give me another chance".
Doc Ock: "Last chance GooOooOoo".
😂😂😂
Ahahahahahhaha
"You're all I got!"
"Could you pay me in advance?"
"You're fired!"
JawsFan27 Haha that was so funny! : D
give me a fucking pizza!
+JawsFan27 "Can you pay me in advance ... snance" was funnier ! xD
You forgot the part about the squirrel crap!
"You're getting on my nerves."
"Give me another chance."
"Last chance. GGOOOO!"
LMAO
+FreeKickerz_Portland GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOOOO 😲🙀👏👉
Marita Heinmann GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!------------------>>>
+FreeKickerz_Portland gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
***** LAST CHANCE! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSDWEFOUADSUIFUIFHWEIUFIEWHFIEHFIEWHFWIERFHOWIERF----------------------------------------------------___________-------------->
0:29 kills me every time. Even when I'm expecting it
saaame
*Aziz.exe has stopped working*
💀
Put it on 2x
0:31
This is old but gold 😂
6:42 the most evil thing a person can do
The most unforgivable sin
Nooooooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
6:41
Damn right
Or I'll Blow up
Joe's pizza
"Pizza time"
"You're late"
"A wizard is never late"
bronze189 Lord of the Rings at its finest xDD
Ah shit here we go again
I'm not paying for those.😁
Why?
7:58 should have had the indian guys face in the mask saying “GOOOOOO!!!!”
This would’ve been hilarious!!!
His name is Mr. Aziz. XD
I am your father😂
Ahem Racist
@@zudarzahnshow5759 How?
"Give me 5"
*Harry slaps him*
"Give me 10"
*Harry slaps him twice*
"Lawl"
0:29 Aziz.exe has stopped working
🤣🤣🤣
GOOOOOUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gooo000ooo000oooo0000ooo0000o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o
@@0predelenie hahahahahahhahahahahahah
I was laughing hard af
"you're getting on my nerves"
"give me another chance"
"last chance... GOOOO!"
XDDDDDDDD
Le Maximus Maarte GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOØOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOØOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOØOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOØOOOO
Herobrine3400 0oO0Oo0ooOo
GOAOOOOO
Maximus Marte Wow I literally just made this same exact comment 😆😆😆
GoOOOoOoooOoo!
5:56
“Gimme 5?”
*SLAP*
“Gimme 10?”
*SLAP SLAP*
*LUL*
Harry Frisborn the Math Teacher
0:29 best part in the whole entire ytp!
0:31 sounds like Hyperion by Gesaffelstein
GOOoOOoOOoOO o o o o o o o o OOO o oO
"Miss Brant, give me a violin."
*starts playing violin*
"You're fired!"
*Brandt* just sayin.
Bread
Yea but which song is thaf
Hold on you’re unfired
5:22 I'M IN TEARS LMAO
BORK BORK BORK!!!!!
I almost spat wine all over my laptop on that one
WADDYA DEAF?
1:44 Aunt May.exe has stopped working
Don’t you mean harry Osborn.exe
Damn , i cant just express this scene 6:00 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, the golden song turns out into a MEME
" _Rain drops keep falling on my dick_ "
300
I'll give ya 150
300
I'll give ya 100
300
I'll give ya 50
300
I'll give ya cooked steak
Hot steak*
please I really need the money
ms Brant
yes
gimmie a violin
1:13
I thought he said Trump steak
300
I'll give you a hot piece of shit
5:12
Peter: "Not tonight Harry."
Harry: "Every Night, until I find him it's 24/7, 7, 27, 4, 7".
Subline bark
What are you, deaf?
Marco Hidalgo Intense Instrument
5:24 BARK!
The part where he banged the bottle I laughed so hard
That beat is sick🔥🔥 7:31
What is the name of the original song at 7:31
Yessir
4:49""HHHHHoffman!"
4:42 - "I don't pay you to photograph Spider-Man; I pay you to sentence mix my TH-cam Poops."
*_boiling kettle.mp4_*
Sorry to say this
4:38
Wow…thank you for finally enlightening me, on what he says. I saw this video right around when it was first posted, around nine years ago, and regularly re-watch…I never knew.
4:03
"Cool Spidey outift"
"Thanks"
HFC 1875 suddenly owowowow 😂
@emilyrimmer5675 "You're getting on my nerves."
4:06 😂😂😂😂
4:15 damn didnt know Tobey shot blaster projectiles
Laser-man
“Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. What are you deaf?” That part gets me every time
"say something"
"huh pizza time" lmao😂😂😂
gets me every time
Legitimately sounds like it could slot into the movie
3:00 that felt so... natural. Raimi could've left the dialogue like that and everybody would lose their shit laughing.
tonygeek12 ikr
All bad the accountant likes Aunt May
Ass-sets
Also, that’s the guy from Community lol
I'm here again to Doc Ock singing Vader's theme because he's appeared at the new Spiderman Trailer.
I've lost count of how many times I've watched this. Timeless classic.
2:31
Kid: “How’d you do that?”
Peter: “UH...SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!”
Kid: “That’s what my mom is always said, I just never actually believed her.”
2:31 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOL
Say no drug's kids
Lol
NOT FUNNY GO 3x
4:57
"But it's taken!"
*Shows picture of Dr. Phil*
No, that's actually Dr. Cock.
No, it’s actually Dr. Crap.
@@StewHeisenberg No it's actually Dr. fart n balls
@@imppro No, It's Dr. Ock.
Marcos Delacerda No, it’s actually Dr. Ass
This is the funniest Spider-Man YTP I've ever watched!! Every edit is hilarious 😂😂😂. My favorite part is at 2:06 and 5:18 🤣🤣
Can you imagine this in the theater as the actual movie? Amazing. 05:35
"How did you do that?"
"Umm..smoke weed every day"
"Thats what my moms always sayin I just didn't actually believed her"
Lmao😂😂
TheMysterious Base. Peter would be the best parent
XD
Amazing 🎉
5:18 BARK BARK BARK
captainandrew45 Hhhhhhhhhhh
Miralay Osmanlı 😂😂😂😂😂
Wholesale Badboynuts Thx about your laugh
What are ya, deaf?
Lmaoooo
3:26 Literally died at this part XD
I’m actually crying.
5:03 and up to the dog part always has me in tears
2:46 the best action scene ever put to film
full auto sawed-offs🤤🤤
I don't pay you to photograph Spiderman.
I pay you to sentence mix my TH-cam Poops.
I thought he said, "I pay you to send tit pics for my TH-cam poops."
+Rigel Travis I thought the same thing
+Consural that could have been trolling Maklar, or quoting him.
+ChickenNinja™ that was the first time
Rye Toast SAME
3:03 makes me laugh so hard, same as the Star Wars scene 😂
This YTP is still golden! I love this part 2:12 . So funny ahahaha
5:31
Peter: "Take it easy".
Harry: "Hey don't push me, the night you killed my friend, you stole my Frisbee, isn't that right? Huh, isn't that right?".
Peter: "Give me another chance".
Harry: *SLAP* "I loved my Frisbee".
Peter: "Give me a chance, buddy".
Harry: *SLAP* x4
Peter: "Give me a chance".
Harry: *SLAP* x9
Peter: "Can I get you a drink?".
Harry: *SLAP* x8
Peter: "Can I get you a PIZZA?".
Harry: *SLAP* x13
Peter: "Haaarrrrrgghhhhh!!!!"
Harry: *SLAP*
Peter: "Give me a fiver".
Harry: *SLAP*
Peter: "Give me a tin".
Harry: *SLAP* x2 "LAWL"
Subline I
He said give me five then he said give me ten
I died at that part 😂😂😂
Subline lol
Subline raindrops keep falling on my dick
The perfect YTP doesn't exis---
Thas old
Pizza time new
*snap*
Pizza time
I come back to this fairly regularly atm, never fails to raise a laugh.
4:04 How it should've gone down:
Doctor Octopus: "Cool Spidey outfit."
Spiderman: "GIVE ME A *FUCKING PIZZA* ."
5:18 - 5:24 Bark-bark! Bark! Bark! Bark-bark! Bark! Bark-bark-bark!
best Part 😂😂😂
best Part 😂😂😂
best Part 😂😂😂
Pest bart 🌚🌚🌚
+Bridget O'Neill yeah the best part! I was crying !!!!
This is gold
Fucc Boi 2:26
2:25
Fucc Boi correction: COMEDY GOLD
yes
You facker.....
2:35 such a beautiful response I cried so hard 💀💀
1:35 Boy She is way better than MJ😂😂
5:36 if this entire scene was in the movie, i would watch it over and over
Can i get yu a pizza 😂
cal bruyere *slap
Give me another chance
*slap slap slap slap slap slap*
*give me a chance buddy*
This is a masterpiece
The wizard is never late!
Peter Parker is Superman.
Spiderman is Darth Vader.
Give me a violin.
You stole my frisbee.
Agreed
best ytp
4:21 is the best part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Agreed lol 🤣🤣😂😂
I died the time Doc Ock laughed out Star Wars Theme 😂😂
STΛRGAZΞR I wanted to know it actually. TY m8
4:14
Yeah ..sure.. like everyone in the world would know the name of that particular Star Wars song..give me a break you effin dork.
Salman Mohammad it's the Imperial March
Alex Brilliant Well the Imperial March is a pretty damn famous tune.
Hey, How'd you do that?
SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY
that's what my mom's always saying, but I never believed her before
john clark i no lol lo lol
john clark that profile pic is gr8
That's what my mom always tells me! I actually didn't believe her!
I saw this movie in the theater this week and I thought about every scene from this video during it
"I have a special project, I'm going
to break my neck"
-Harry Osborne
"you stole my frisbee isn't that right? **slaps** HUH ISN'T THAT RIGHT"
"give me another chance"
"**slaps** I love my frisbee"
Who wouldn't.
Wrench give me chance buddy
1:19 JJ must be a good violinist 🤣
Not as good as Hilary Hahn but close
who's still watching this masterpiece in 2022
me
Yo uu
I watching you
Me
6:47: it's like he saw lord Voldemort 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:54 that part really made me laugh
Imagine if your dad suddenly came in your room and does that
@@yuuyjaaj6721 That would be an interesting experience.
@@yuuyjaaj6721 he speaks but starts glitching halfway through so his jaw is just flapping opened and closed.
@@yuuyjaaj6721I wouldn’t know whether to laugh or to be concerned 💀
Slow it down to 0.25 😂
4:28 - 5:13 man, JK Simmons is a national treasure.
BaconBot V3000.1.1 beta
He’s back!!!
i don’t pay you to photograph spiderman, i pay you to sentence mix my youtube poops. *overly hysterical laughing* 💀
Doc Ock is back to use his skills for the good of mankind
I've memorized the '24/7 7 27 4/7' bit and it's really fun to just say out loud to myself
"Find him of ill blow up joe's pizza
NOOOOOOO!!!"
😂
6:53 I cried so hard on this one lol! 😂
JJ is He man
@A youtuber 1mil *gray
LMAO
@@phanindravaibhav3319 I could've sworn it was "By the power of Greysco"
@@ScoutTrooperTK it's by the power of Greyskull.
oml
i havent seen this in so long
this was the vid that introduced me to ytp
thank you for this
Jameson : Mrs.Brant give me a violin🎻
Laughs 😂😆🤣🤭😅
That slapping part was the best
E-Man Martr_187 Can I get ya' a drink?
edcellwarrior You stole my frisbee
E-Man Martr_187 can I get you a pizza?
you stold my frizbee
guy e roney
GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE
4:14 Star Wars gets me every time😂😂😂
Everytime
@A youtuber 1mil i died at that part lol
Deng Ai same
*8:03*
HAHAHAHOHEHAHOHEHA
6 years on this is still the best Spiderman YTP
Anyone else here after the No Way Home trailers big reveal?
0:20 "You're fired. Please I need this job. You're fired. Please I need pizza time. You're fired. Give me another chance. Last chance. GO. GOOOOOOOOOOOOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOOGOGOOGOOGOG"
"You're getting on my nerves."
"Give me another chance!"
"Last chance. GOOOOO!"
5:18 turn on captions
Fuck fuck fuck
THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH!!
We attempt
lol
"What are you deaf?"
Jameson the dog just killed me🤣
0:39
doot dootaloot doot
doot doot
🥁
2:46 wtf is this scene😂😂😂 golden
The gun fire tho 😹
I agree
@@ScoobyYTP u better like the other comment 🥲
Say something
- Pizza Time
Hey jizzy what up
So you like TH-cam poops😅
Omg you're here
Hi TheJizzy
Hey I thought you are gta fan
Did you know, gta sa has pizza
3:10 *YES*
"I don't pay you to take pictures of spider man, I pay you to sentence mix my TH-cam poops" 🤣 I died
I finally understand 4:38 now
JJ's barking, singing Mario, and insane laughter caused me to laugh until I cried.
You stole my frisbee... Isn't that right? HUH?! ISN'T THAT RIGHT??!!!!
Give me another chance!
Last chance... gooooo-ooooo-oooooooo!
Onin Plays Could you pay me in advance?
You're fired!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
7:54 what the hell was that
Humonyhomoneyhomennnyyy
Norman.exe has stopped working
Bro lagged
This is awesome! 🙏