[YTP] Rise of Darth Sand

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  • As the galaxy continues to be disturbed by conflict, Anakin must choose between loyalty to the Jedi that couldn't care less about him and the power over sand that the Dark Side offers. Mace Windu enlists 3 noobs to help him stop the Chancellor's evil plans to destroy the Jedi and the Avengers. Elsewhere, Obi-Wan takes the high ground to Utapau in order to end the Clone Wars...
    Part 2 of the Revenge of the Sith Trilogy has landed. I really enjoyed working on this, although it took a while to finish some things off. I hope you enjoy watching. The finale is under way and a number of other things are in the pipeline. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)
    Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
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  • @battleupsaber462
    @battleupsaber462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14685

    Obi-Wan doesn't need to be on the high ground, the high ground just needs to exist within the battle; Obi-Wan knows that when he has the low ground, he really has the high ground, from a certain point of view;
    Look at his battle record:
    Maul: Has low ground, wins
    Dooku: No high ground, loses
    Dooku rematch: No high ground, loses
    Grevious: Has low ground, wins
    Vader: Has high ground, wins
    Vader rematch: No high ground, loses
    Obi-Wan with the high/low ground is canonically the most powerful Jedi. This is fact. Had Yoda not denied his request to battle The Senate with typical Jedi arrogance, Obi-Wan could have defeated Palpatine in the Senate building, which housed a variety of different altitudes; this was designed so that the Chancellor could always have the moral high ground in political debates. But Obi-wan didn't fight The Senate, and Yoda soon learned that you can't cleave the Sheev in a normal 1v1.
    Yoda is shorter than virtually every other fighter, which gives him a permanent low-ground disadvantage; however, his saber-fighting style utilizes a flipping-heavy technique in order to negate this weakness for a temporary window. You'll notice that, as he falls from the central podium in The Senate's building, he immediately retreats, knowing that he can never hold the high ground in this duel. You'll also notice that, while training Luke, he rides on him like a mount, to gain the intellectual high ground and accelerate Luke's training. Obi-Wan's defensive Form III lightsaber style synergizes with his careful military maneuvers; as he only strikes when prepared, he can always hold the strategic high ground. You'll come to realize that Commander Cody's artillery strike failed against Obi-Wan, when hundreds of Jedi were killed in similar attacks. Cody failed to grasp the strategic situation, as the Jedi Master's elevation was superior to his by hundreds of meters, making him virtually unkillable. Had Cody taken his time and engaged the Jedi on even terrain, he could have possibly succeeded. Obi-Wan then retreated under the surface of the lake, so that he could maintain the topographical low/high ground. In RotS, you'll notice that all the Jedi killed were on level ground with the clones, thereby assuring their demise.
    As we all know, spinning is a good trick. However, only the Chosen one can spin outside of a starfighter. Palpatine tried spinning, but he lost due to this technique (but this was intentional, as losing gave him the emotional high ground when Anakin arrived). The reason for this is that spinning provides a yin-yang approach to combat (based in Eastern philosophy on balance), giving the spinner the high ground from above and below. Only the Chosen One can master the spin, as it is their destiny to maintain balance in the universe. This is why Obi-Wan was so emotional after defeating Vader on Mustafar; he expected to lose the high ground to the spin, but Anakin fell to the dark side and could no longer use his signature trick, becoming the very thing he swore to destroy.
    Anakin doesn't hate sand for the reasons he told Padme; all Jedi hate sand, as the battlefield can rapidly change between low and high ground on multiple vectors, so your perspective must be from a certain three-dimensional point of view in order to comprehend who holds the high ground. This is the only reason why Obi-Wan killed Maul in Rebels. This is also why Obi-Wan hates flying; there is no gravity in space, therefore there is no high or low ground from any frame of reference (This also negates the spinning trick).
    It took the Tusken Raiders years of conflict against Old Ben Kenobi to grasp his superiority in terrain advantage, as you see them visibly flee in ANH when they realize he holds the low (inverse-high) ground. Additionally, Obi-Wan's victory in the cantina against the drunkard was assured, as he held the temperamental high ground, his actions more calculated and well-thought than the alcoholic, who was so uncivilized.
    In ANH, Vader proves his newfound mastery by engaging Obi on perfectly even ground. However, Obi-Wan intentionally sacrifices himself on the Death Star, so that he could train Luke from a higher plane of existence, thereby giving him the metaphysical high ground.
    Why was Vader so invested in the construction and maintenance of the Death Star? Because he knows Obi-wan can't have the high ground if there's no ground left.
    As seen through the events of the Clone Wars, Obi-Wan was known to be on friendly terms with Senator Organa, whose homeworld held large quantities of mountainous terrain, the perfect habitat for a Jedi Master. Grand Moff Tarkin was already in position to destroy Alderaan as a first target, as the distance from Scarif to Alderaan was too vast to reach between the escape and recapture of the Tantive IV, even at 1.0 lightspeed. Alderaan had been the initial target all along, as Obi-Wan with the high ground was the primary threat to the Death Star. How? Because a moon-sized space station would have some form of gravitational pull, thereby negating Obi-Wan's zero-gravity weakness; Obi-Wan with the perpetual high-ground in a low-orbit starfighter would easily be able to fire proton torpedoes through a ventilation shaft, although the Empire was uncertain of the specific weakness of the Death Star planned by Galen Erso (who was a good friend).
    In Return of the Jedi, you can see that the Throne Room contains a variety of different altitudes; Palpatine placed these there to ensure Vader's defeat. However, Sheev failed to realize that his weakness was no ground, and should have covered that useless gaping pit which does nothing.
    A common misconception is the idea of a 'prostrate position' version of the high ground, wherein Obi-Wan lies flat on his back, giving him tactical superiority from his point of view. However, this strategy is futile, as for the high ground to come into effect, there must be a differential between parties on both the x-axis and y-axis to a moderately significant variation from both absolutes (Angles only a Sith would deal in.). For Obi-Wan's high ground powers to have full effect, he must stand between 15 and 75 degrees (π/12 to 5π/12 radians) diagonal from his opponent(s) on any quadrant of the trigonometric circle.
    In conclusion, Obi-wan abuses spatial relativity and Taoist doctrine in order to always invoke his high-ground powers.
    Edit: FYI, this is a copypasta i found on r/prequelmemes.

    • @curtr.5792
      @curtr.5792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1589

      BattleUp Saber I did not come here expecting an article, but damn this is awesome

    • @ProfessorT_
      @ProfessorT_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1091

      BattleUp Saber This was one of the most logical arguments I've seen on any topic. You made a better case for Obi-wan's tactical positioning than an evolutionist for why their theory works. Good job

    • @wolfwarlordjake8992
      @wolfwarlordjake8992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      Thank you for enlightening me.

    • @thepotatoproductions6331
      @thepotatoproductions6331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +766

      This should literally be an official Wookiepedia page.

    • @xhul
      @xhul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +512

      What the fuck.

  • @JongoPhett
    @JongoPhett 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9489

    "10,000th level, 10 battledroids. They are on steroids"

    • @akiwiwithaface8911
      @akiwiwithaface8911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Jongo Phett bro I love your vids

    • @oren5332
      @oren5332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Jongo Phett hi

    • @eck-kv1bu
      @eck-kv1bu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Jongo Phett What Did you Say?

    • @JongoPhett
      @JongoPhett 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Lord of Derp Oh I don't Think so...

    • @justhere56
      @justhere56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Jongo Phett I understand. Goodbye.

  • @endermeap6488
    @endermeap6488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6542

    “Don’t continue to be a pawn of the jedi council. Be a pawn of the dark side.”
    That actually sums up anakin’s backstory pretty well

    • @sand3252
      @sand3252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

      Also sand

    • @Alex-uq1el
      @Alex-uq1el 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      @@sand3252
      I don't like you, Sand. You're coarse, rough, irritating, and you get everywhere.

    • @OffRadarPro_3768
      @OffRadarPro_3768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      "What did you say? "

    • @blankpage9277
      @blankpage9277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@OffRadarPro_3768 "Sand."

    • @Silas_Part_1
      @Silas_Part_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@blankpage9277 What did you say?

  • @TheBenjaman
    @TheBenjaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1281

    "Last time I trusted someone I lost an eye"
    Still has both eyes

    • @dunkleham
      @dunkleham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      the lesson? trust no one

    • @tewes_
      @tewes_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Didn't say it was his

    • @mjkalasky2775
      @mjkalasky2775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He'd dumb, as stated by Obi Wan, remember?

    • @Samuel-vw4yv
      @Samuel-vw4yv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      One might be a prosthetic eye

    • @declamatic
      @declamatic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @José Gonzalo Paz Peña LMAO

  • @thecringekid5744
    @thecringekid5744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1662

    Winduu: "Take a seat, chancellor."
    Palpatine: *takes seat*
    Palpatine right after: "No"
    Palpatine: *stands up*

    • @Kat-fq1dh
      @Kat-fq1dh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I LOST IT

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      9:22 the avengers are relentless...if they are not all destroyed, it will be.... _civil war._

    • @notmyrealname5268
      @notmyrealname5268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@hobomike6935 Lol I didn't catch that. Awesome!

    • @masterchiefyoumind
      @masterchiefyoumind ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Young senate

    • @ravonbox6050
      @ravonbox6050 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What did you say

  • @JongoPhett
    @JongoPhett 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6213

    " *I Am Sam I am, Do you like green eggs and ham?* "

  • @nachobeloqui3107
    @nachobeloqui3107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4174

    "There's no war here, Unless there's war Here"
    *He's not wrong*

    • @leaqwa4812
      @leaqwa4812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Vladimir Lenin hi Lenin

    • @Salem-1610
      @Salem-1610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

    • @EdiValentin
      @EdiValentin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Salem-1610 umm...yeah? Is that so xD

    • @felipecosta-kv2fx
      @felipecosta-kv2fx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      "Ten thousand level! Ten battletroids, they're on steroids! 😣"

    • @Salem-1610
      @Salem-1610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@felipecosta-kv2fx "We are being held hostage."

  • @ethanwalters7741
    @ethanwalters7741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    Replacing the word "me" whenever anakin says it with the angrier version of the same word is just one of the things that makes this series so masterful

    • @adrian16281
      @adrian16281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Also the fact that anakin responds with "what did you say?" to everything

    • @Simp_Zone
      @Simp_Zone ปีที่แล้ว +54

      For me, it's the replacing kill with kick that really kicks me in my sleep

    • @TheSilvershadow200
      @TheSilvershadow200 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Don't forget all of Palpatine's "no" with "nough". 2:40

    • @EnduringFoliage
      @EnduringFoliage 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That and palatine's nOH

  • @XentinelSB
    @XentinelSB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    "I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Willy Wonka's Father" LMAO XD That got me

    • @seekingabsolution1907
      @seekingabsolution1907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Oh, thats what he was saying? I couldn't tell.

    • @TF2Scout..
      @TF2Scout.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lel

    • @philippaul6039
      @philippaul6039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think that's what he was saying lol

    • @Railfan105.
      @Railfan105. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@philippaul6039 actually that was! Sir Christopher Lee (count dooku) once played Willy Wonka's father in the reboot.

    • @Delete240
      @Delete240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@philippaul6039 he was

  • @mikegordey2163
    @mikegordey2163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5293

    “We are being held hostage. Ten thousandth level. Ten battle droids. They on steroids.”
    “I understand” *leaves*

    • @johnapple6646
      @johnapple6646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Goodbye

    • @bz10t-pose62
      @bz10t-pose62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I was your 666th like

    • @johnapple6646
      @johnapple6646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@bz10t-pose62 hello there

    • @speci4lforce
      @speci4lforce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @John Apple General Kenobi!

    • @okadzz7905
      @okadzz7905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      "Theres no war here....unless theres war here"

  • @noahfortner2
    @noahfortner2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5384

    "I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Willy Wonka's father!"
    Well, he's not wrong.

    • @Allen1350
      @Allen1350 6 ปีที่แล้ว +432

      Do you have an appointment?

    • @kiwitowel
      @kiwitowel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      What did you say?

    • @space_artist_4real138
      @space_artist_4real138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Thanks!

    • @mushroomhead3619
      @mushroomhead3619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Could be worse, could have been taught by Count Dracula!

    • @pheonixstormcloak4606
      @pheonixstormcloak4606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Mushroom Head worse, he was trained by cockblockula!

  • @scottcarter8864
    @scottcarter8864 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    "If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must become a complete and wise leader."
    Palpatine is so wise.

    • @iantaggart3064
      @iantaggart3064 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And complete.

    • @TheSilvershadow200
      @TheSilvershadow200 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      And a leader.

    • @generalgrievous2165
      @generalgrievous2165 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      and a palpatine

    • @Crimcomet
      @Crimcomet 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He truly is the apprentice of Darth Plagueis the wise

    • @Sylver-tf7kg
      @Sylver-tf7kg หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Darth Plagueis the complete.

  • @mitchellhayward6492
    @mitchellhayward6492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    6:04. I never knew that Ian McDiarmid reading Dr. Seuss in his Emperor voice was something I needed.

  • @enoua5222
    @enoua5222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2428

    "Last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye"
    *has two eyes*

    • @mauriciojorgeyattah8871
      @mauriciojorgeyattah8871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      ctually symbolic since that means he never trusted someone

    • @enoua5222
      @enoua5222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@mauriciojorgeyattah8871 that's what I was thinking too

    • @NightcrawlerNC
      @NightcrawlerNC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Or it’s just an avengers reference

    • @captainnomekop5056
      @captainnomekop5056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Or maybe he had three eyes before.

    • @xboxonevideos7685
      @xboxonevideos7685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What did u say

  • @handleonafridge6828
    @handleonafridge6828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1815

    “He must stand trial!”
    “No,”
    “He must live!”
    “No,”
    “I need him!”
    *”I don’t give a damn!”*

    • @FlyingV555
      @FlyingV555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Kill me please
      Dew it

    • @RinMariiiii
      @RinMariiiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      _Sith on a Senate_ (2017)

    • @thl7911
      @thl7911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *Not Yet*

    • @greenjrnrg2763
      @greenjrnrg2763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      im the sith lord

    • @thl7911
      @thl7911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@greenjrnrg2763 A Sith Lord????

  • @mdynthr173
    @mdynthr173 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "The AVENGERS are relentless, if they're not whole destroyed, there will be CIVIL WARS."
    Genius writing there.

  • @harrid9277
    @harrid9277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    "Don't you wonder why you're a loser?"
    "I wish I knew"
    I was actually dying😂

    • @cole_man.exe_2002
      @cole_man.exe_2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I know there are things about the Force that they’re not telling M E.

    • @user-vu9yd9fn8g
      @user-vu9yd9fn8g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@cole_man.exe_2002 "Anakin, the jedi are dogs!"

    • @wessmoore7894
      @wessmoore7894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@user-vu9yd9fn8g
      If one is to understand the great mystery, one must study the great mystery.

    • @user-vu9yd9fn8g
      @user-vu9yd9fn8g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@wessmoore7894 "If you wish to become complete. Wise leader he must become complete wise leader. **GLITCH NOISES** "

    • @wessmoore7894
      @wessmoore7894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@user-vu9yd9fn8g
      Learn to know the Dark Side of the Force and you will be able to create sAND. *grins mischievously*

  • @IzakD8
    @IzakD8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    “We are being held hostage”
    “I understand, goodbye” 😂😂

  • @DaThings
    @DaThings 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2570

    Another one bites the sand.

  • @casualviewer6391
    @casualviewer6391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    The quest to wipe the gunk off the sink is truly the underrated plot thread of the Star Wars prequels 9:30

  • @Retribution5618
    @Retribution5618 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    9:31
    "After you kick all the Jedi at the temple, go to the Mufasa system and wipe the gunk of the sink. Only then will you be strong enough with the dark side."
    THIS IS TOO FUNNI I SWEAR
    🤣

  • @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151
    @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1694

    “Become my apprentice.”
    “Whatever…”
    *G O O O O O O O D D D !*

    • @KobaLenk
      @KobaLenk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Just help me to make sand😟

    • @thegaminghuman6699
      @thegaminghuman6699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What did you say?

    • @Fallenking223
      @Fallenking223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “There is much confusion which clouds your confusion”

  • @Korgano
    @Korgano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1946

    Students: “Will this be on the test?”
    Professor: “If one is to understand the great mystery, one must study the great mystery.”

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      In order to pass the test, one must pass the test. By the way, none shall pass.

    • @Ethan-hk8se
      @Ethan-hk8se 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Student: “I’m gonna cheat this test.”
      Teacher: “Of course, you should.”

    • @max-mg7gk
      @max-mg7gk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "In order to be a complete and wise leader you must be a complete and wise leader"- some teacher

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Ethan-hk8se "but you do know, don't you? if you attempt to cheat me, any chance of saving your grade....would be lost"

    • @theocean1973
      @theocean1973 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love how Palpatine just trolls Anakin with tautologies and riddles and then makes a noise like “ehfehfehfehfEHEHEHEHEH.”

  • @ozanavar3460
    @ozanavar3460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    “There is no war here, unless there is war here “
    -Sauron’s Mouth, 2018

  • @sethmoss8671
    @sethmoss8671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    8:04 Anakin: Greater good? I am the Chosen One who will bring balance to the force. I'm the greatest good you're all gonna get.

  • @Hoffy1138
    @Hoffy1138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1320

    "You fool! I've been trained in your jedi arts by Willy Wonka's father!"

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      So that's what he said!

    • @animeisacurse8840
      @animeisacurse8840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@Matihood1 He's portrayed by the same actor as Count Dooku, that's why

    • @otakumartin4085
      @otakumartin4085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That makes sense! That’s confused me since I first watched this

    • @ohwhen7814
      @ohwhen7814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s foolth btw

    • @reng.2588
      @reng.2588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHHHABAGAGABGAGAVAVAVAVVAVA ABAGBBAVAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGGAVAHA AHAHABAVABABVABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

  • @JaseAnimates
    @JaseAnimates 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1979

    For god's sake Anakin, get a damn hearing aid!

    • @alexburke853
      @alexburke853 6 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      KeeperOfPork what did you say?

    • @idonthaveabritishaccent1960
      @idonthaveabritishaccent1960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      ?yas uoy did tahW

    • @shaqualletamale7291
      @shaqualletamale7291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I can't think of a name 😂😂😂👌

    • @Vesporeon
      @Vesporeon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      KeeperOfPork Don't continue to be a pawn of the Jedi council, Be a pawn of the Dark Side.

    • @Vesporeon
      @Vesporeon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jdsman 31899 Wait in the council chambers until we end the Chancellor

  • @TheMightyBean321
    @TheMightyBean321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Took me a while to realize that Windu is getting directly hit by ligthning while they are arguing about who the traitor is at 7:35 lmao

    • @Master-Cheeks
      @Master-Cheeks ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think for that reason thats the best part of this ytp😂😂its so hilarious

    • @Generic-usernam3
      @Generic-usernam3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Master-Cheeks the real best part is that was the actual scene/dialogue from the movie

  • @znaj7335
    @znaj7335 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    "You foof, I've been trained in your jedi arts by Willy Wonka's father"
    - Asthma robot

  • @obiwankenobi7857
    @obiwankenobi7857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1588

    YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SAND NOT BECOME ONE
    BRING BALANCE TO THE BEACH NOT LEAVE IT IN SANDINESS

    • @JayC33221
      @JayC33221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      😑

    • @cranjismcbasketball249
      @cranjismcbasketball249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      “What did you say???”

    • @compactdisc.mp3
      @compactdisc.mp3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anakin Skywalker sand

    • @firstrateduelist4377
      @firstrateduelist4377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Obi Wan Kenobi “Younglings, or get kicked?”

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JayC33221 d'hyou ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tragedis the Wise?

  • @WildJackMedia
    @WildJackMedia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1050

    “There’s no war here unless there’s war here,” remember that kids

    • @SumThingFawful
      @SumThingFawful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      The Spiked Runner He's too dangerous to be dangerous -Samuel Jackson

    • @AquaticMessiah
      @AquaticMessiah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "There is no war in Ba-Sing-Se."

    • @R3tr0v1ru5
      @R3tr0v1ru5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      10,000th level... 10 Battle Droids.

    • @maxthepaladin2147
      @maxthepaladin2147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      If one wants to uncover the great mystery, one must study the great mystery

    • @oscarsigfridsson7129
      @oscarsigfridsson7129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Retrovirus they are on streoids

  • @Specialist1Aim
    @Specialist1Aim ปีที่แล้ว +47

    0:41 “There’s no war here, unless there’s war here.”
    SO INTELLIGENT

  • @rodriguezfamily767
    @rodriguezfamily767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    6:35 he was so frightened it took him 3 lives to regain his consciousness

  • @matthewbrodnitz1047
    @matthewbrodnitz1047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Palpatine: "Don't continue to be a pawn of the Jedi Council! Be a pawn of the Dark Side...."
    At least he's being more honest here.

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      One of the basic story points of Episode 3

  • @CloneTrooperCT5555
    @CloneTrooperCT5555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1948

    palpatine: *stands up*
    Mace windu: take a seat chancellor
    Palpatine: *sits back down*

  • @adam_g.
    @adam_g. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Do you like green eggs and ham?"
    "No."
    "Take a seat, Chancellor."

    • @xmarksthespot1372
      @xmarksthespot1372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Chancellor seats himself
      *A second later*
      Chancellor: No!

  • @shawnmchaa721
    @shawnmchaa721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    I loved how mace windu just waited for everyone to die.

    • @TheWunWhiteWolf
      @TheWunWhiteWolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Shawn MCHAA I am Sam-I-am. Do you like green eggs and ham?

    • @shawnmchaa721
      @shawnmchaa721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The White Wolf no

    • @shawnmchaa721
      @shawnmchaa721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The White Wolf lol

    • @NecroDetonadosBR
      @NecroDetonadosBR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      THe best part is: It's actual movie canon.

    • @TheWunWhiteWolf
      @TheWunWhiteWolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shawn MCHAA *Stands up*

  • @tsuaririndoku
    @tsuaririndoku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    “Its over, I dont have the high ground”
    -Obi Wan Kenobi

  • @riovidyatmaka
    @riovidyatmaka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Anakin, the jedi ARE dogs"
    -The Senate

  • @vipwanrinkle6439
    @vipwanrinkle6439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “After you kick all the Jedi in the temple go to the mufasa system and wipe the gunk off the sink” I have not laughed so hard in a long time

  • @dickgori2623
    @dickgori2623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    "Don't be a pawn of the jedi council! Be a pawn of the dark side" Sums up Anakin's character from start to finish

  • @supernovatv9514
    @supernovatv9514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    “He’s a _troll_ and he has _warts!_ He’s too _dangerous_ to be _dangerous!”_

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AlpacaHawk seems to enjoy using the word "troll" when the word "sadist" would fit better.
      *Obi-Wan:* I'm hit (by buzz droids)! Anakin, they're all trolls!
      *Palpatine:* Anakin, the Jedi Council are trolls.
      *John Harrison:* Alexander Marcus used my pengwings to control me. ...Marcus is a troll!

  • @SIRtrizzytreyofcameltoe
    @SIRtrizzytreyofcameltoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    6:17 Damn. Samuel L Jackson got more “take a seat” power than even Chris Hansen.

  • @didimean
    @didimean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I avoided YTP's forever because I thought they were just crappy mashups poorly edited together... But now I see what they are when a master puts them together. Amazing.

  • @lukeybear8756
    @lukeybear8756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    Anakin: “I need him!”
    Windu: “I don’t give a damn!”

    • @aronsmith3417
      @aronsmith3417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      music: I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

    • @thorshammer7883
      @thorshammer7883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Kill me... please!"

    • @ScoutTrooperTK
      @ScoutTrooperTK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@thorshammer7883 Dew it

    • @jacksonirving5801
      @jacksonirving5801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I am Sam I am
      Do you like green eggs and ham?

    • @chadbot0129
      @chadbot0129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Palpatine: I have the power to kill the ones you love! Let him kill me!
      Windu: Don't listen to him Anakin!

  • @danielwalton4544
    @danielwalton4544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    "Go to the Mufasa system, wipe the gunk off the sink. Only then will you be strong enough with the dark side."
    The Mufasa system really needs a fucking cleaner

    • @thesupersonicstig
      @thesupersonicstig 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      D3Cod. Mustafar

    • @danielwalton4544
      @danielwalton4544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      thesupersonicstig Noooo! Mustafar is in STAR Wars! This is SAND Wars!

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The Sith rule!

    • @thesupersonicstig
      @thesupersonicstig 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Robert Deffenbaugh They're

    • @jamlym4974
      @jamlym4974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I guess that's how he got Mufasa's voice.

  • @SolarFluxation
    @SolarFluxation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    5:28 missed opportunity to have him say "if what you told me is true, you will have earned my 10 bucks"

    • @willlux7743
      @willlux7743 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wish 🤣🤣

  • @rbmedia8798
    @rbmedia8798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "wipe the gunk off the sink"
    -palpatine

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1622

    I love how in this series of YTPs, Anakin is hard of hearing and everyone has to tell him things more than once.

    • @verycutetaco
      @verycutetaco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      What did you say?

    • @phoney4258
      @phoney4258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      This is where the fun begins I love how in this series of YTPs, Anakin is hard of hearing and everyone has to tell him things more than once.

    • @verycutetaco
      @verycutetaco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Phoney What did you say?

    • @levijones7012
      @levijones7012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@verycutetaco Anakin, the Chancellor is evil!

    • @krispybakon6246
      @krispybakon6246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Levi Jones ?

  • @Jacobi.G
    @Jacobi.G 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2199

    Palpy: **stands up**
    Windu: “Take a seat, chancellor...”
    Palpy: **sits down** “NO!” **stands back up**

    • @darthvader8641
      @darthvader8641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Maybe you can’t count but there are four of us and one of you
      So get some more guys and then it will be an even fight
      A Sith Lord?

    • @hashira1105
      @hashira1105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What kind of cringy name is palpy

    • @darthvader8641
      @darthvader8641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I hate jumpers

    • @SSaNNEE100
      @SSaNNEE100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      epic stefan Palpy, papa palpa, palpi-boiii. Here’s some examples or cringe names for mastermind pulputine :3

    • @SmashSSL
      @SmashSSL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Palpitoad

  • @ImWhyMortalsCry
    @ImWhyMortalsCry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Even after 3 years
    4:24 still has me dying of laughter

  • @GunnarTobus
    @GunnarTobus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    “Well I know who you are...I know what you are.”
    “I am Sam I am.”
    “...”
    “Do you like green eggs and ham?”
    “NO.”

  • @midass8274
    @midass8274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    “I am Sam I am “
    “Do you like green eggs and ham?”
    “No”

    • @lore7070
      @lore7070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Copying jongofett what a loser

    • @rufousthefox9766
      @rufousthefox9766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Take a seat, Chancellor.

    • @dillonc7955
      @dillonc7955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@rufousthefox9766 *sits down* NO *stands back up*

    • @rufousthefox9766
      @rufousthefox9766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Maybe you can't count, but there's FOUR of us and ONE of you.

    • @kencarsonfan765
      @kencarsonfan765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do you like green eggs and ham

  • @a_fine_edition2746
    @a_fine_edition2746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +962

    “If one is to understand the great mystery, one must study the great mystery.”
    -Sheev Palpatine, 2017

    • @sparrow4852
      @sparrow4852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      A_FINE_EDITION Then you will learn the infinite mystery that is the infinite mystery to create infinite sand. Infinitely. For Infinity.

    • @thejgamer0855
      @thejgamer0855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He's not wrong

    • @theocean1973
      @theocean1973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      “Lip smack smack, smacksmacksmacksmacksmack
      mm. mm. *MM.* “

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hello there

    • @G59forlife.
      @G59forlife. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      66 likes
      *Laughs in sith lord*

  • @nuggs4306
    @nuggs4306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love how alpaca Realized that the “hello there” quote was too perfect to be altered

  • @mikestanzilis9798
    @mikestanzilis9798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I don't know why but I keep dying at 3:16 when he says "I'm the sith Lord"

  • @liamzally7812
    @liamzally7812 6 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    “He must stand trial”
    “No”
    “He must live”
    “No”
    “I need him”
    “I don’t give a damn”
    I laughed so hard 😂

  • @xxlCortez
    @xxlCortez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    "Become my apprentice."
    "Whatever."
    *GOOOOD*

  • @TheWin9User
    @TheWin9User 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    So it seems AlpacaHawk did not dare take out meme lord's special word: "Hello there"
    1:12

  • @branlex1315
    @branlex1315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    3:24 *Palpatine if he would have been honest to Anakin*

  • @NightFuryFan150
    @NightFuryFan150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1329

    “With your kind permission, I would like to use your younglings as warriors as I walk General Grievous.”
    “No.”
    “I shall like a drink.”
    “No.”
    “I shall like some fuel.”
    “No.”
    “Tell your people to fuel my ship or I will destroy your city and kill your people.”

    • @Daniel_Huffman
      @Daniel_Huffman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *(Beat)*

    • @lowgunfire2671
      @lowgunfire2671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      "There's no war here. Unless there's war here."

    • @coolguyofawesomenful
      @coolguyofawesomenful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Ten thousandth level. Ten battle droids. They are on steroids

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I thought he said "tell your people to *feel my shit* "

    • @jacksonkempen236
      @jacksonkempen236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Bilal Khalid The guy from Utapu saying no is so funny to me for some reason.

  • @Ramen_Zombie
    @Ramen_Zombie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    10:00
    "Oh, and I think you'll be needing this."
    **Blasts Obi-Wan**
    "It's over, I don't have the high ground!"

    • @alexperson4503
      @alexperson4503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "Cmon. When have I ever let you down?"

    • @ofooda
      @ofooda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He did

    • @emircan7569
      @emircan7569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Probably the best line i ever heard before the kill

    • @kitgusto2390
      @kitgusto2390 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@emircan7569He stole that joke from my ytp

  • @diabl2master
    @diabl2master 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    8:48 omfg hahahhhahahahha
    I really hope Samuel L. Jackson has seen this.

  • @sharkybrickfilms5716
    @sharkybrickfilms5716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Get me a turkey club, Thanks"
    I was dying

  • @henrylawrence8562
    @henrylawrence8562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2501

    Disney: * buys lucasfilm*
    Disney: * sees this*
    Disney: This is canon now

  • @NationalEligraphic
    @NationalEligraphic ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The title alone is enough to make me laugh

  • @Gideon_the_Seraph
    @Gideon_the_Seraph 6 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    "There is no war here, unless there is war here."

    • @strangejune
      @strangejune 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He’s not wrong.

    • @blackheartedbronymerc7209
      @blackheartedbronymerc7209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@strangejune can't argue with that

    • @wabaduba2860
      @wabaduba2860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ten thousandth level, ten battle droids, they're on steroids, we are being held hostage

    • @nickhatz5156
      @nickhatz5156 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harvard wants to know your location

    • @libzbond
      @libzbond 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "10 Million battle droids on steriods"

  • @joeprinzo732
    @joeprinzo732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    "Become my apprentice."
    "Whatever."
    "G O O O D."

  • @vampirictheshadowpriest7538
    @vampirictheshadowpriest7538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:06 when you 100% the game and come back to fight the first boss:

  • @Vortex-me3lu
    @Vortex-me3lu 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    1:58
    “You Footh!”
    -General Grievous

  • @afrosuede7836
    @afrosuede7836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    I love how Samuel L. Jackson's lines from every movie fit into every other movie lol

    • @spamsingles5948
      @spamsingles5948 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheesycurve 54 What about cell?

    • @eck-kv1bu
      @eck-kv1bu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Spam singles What did you Say?

    • @echo2121
      @echo2121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was literally just watching every Avengers and Captain America movie in order, so I know every scene these lines are from.

    • @eck-kv1bu
      @eck-kv1bu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!

    • @afrosuede7836
      @afrosuede7836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      13eck 101 YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS WOMAN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!

  • @ryann45
    @ryann45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    “Ten thousandth level, ten battle droids.” 😂

    • @emperorpalpatine8540
      @emperorpalpatine8540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      On steroids

    • @berzerkisnotaqt1250
      @berzerkisnotaqt1250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      ‘They are on Steroids’

    • @SapphicSaphira
      @SapphicSaphira 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well then ten level 10 battle droids on steroids
      Obi wan: now this is an avengers level threat

    • @ScoutTrooperTK
      @ScoutTrooperTK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "We're being held hostage"
      "I understand" *enters ship and leaves*

    • @HelloThere.....
      @HelloThere..... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That shit made me laugh so hard 😂😂

  • @dragon-ye2mw
    @dragon-ye2mw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    7:44 "I have the power to *Kill* The one you love XD

    • @AgoonA
      @AgoonA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Let him *Kill* me"

  • @PlasmaCannon
    @PlasmaCannon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    4:33 *me after I stub my toe at 2am while getting food*

  • @wave6604
    @wave6604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    4:16 *opens general grievous armor flaps*
    “hEllo tHere ;}”
    That got me good outta no where

    • @theocean1973
      @theocean1973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Obiwan is always unexpectedly cheerful because he’s dRUnk from the PUb!

    • @aronsmith3417
      @aronsmith3417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *repeatedly slaps*

    • @edgarrodriguez2764
      @edgarrodriguez2764 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hEllo tHere

    • @alexperson4503
      @alexperson4503 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The first time i watched this and that happened, I basically fell off my chair laughing

  • @a_fine_edition2746
    @a_fine_edition2746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1259

    “After you’ve kicked all the Jedi in the temple, go to the Mufasa system. Wipe the gunk off the sink.”
    -Sheev Palpatine, 2017

    • @zaymorgan2004
      @zaymorgan2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      this is like my favorite part lol

    • @FlyingV555
      @FlyingV555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Only then will you be strong enough with the dark side. The Sith rule.

    • @bowseryoutuber3881
      @bowseryoutuber3881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      9:31 for time stamp.

    • @ScoutTrooperTK
      @ScoutTrooperTK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Sith ruuule

    • @jessewhite7423
      @jessewhite7423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait his name is Sheev

  • @EithanWinters
    @EithanWinters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I have the power to kill the ones you love! Let him kill me!"

  • @generalgrievous3731
    @generalgrievous3731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    **Kills Wookiees instead of clone troopers**
    ~Yoda, 2017

  • @macewindu3492
    @macewindu3492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    "I neeeed him!"
    "I don't give a damn!"

    • @sugdolomar
      @sugdolomar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You had one job Windu....ONE JOB!

    • @ddatkid559
      @ddatkid559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mace Windu 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @griffingower1883
      @griffingower1883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Master Windu you have failed for the first and final time

    • @JayC33221
      @JayC33221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤔

    • @Lanefrost33
      @Lanefrost33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry I was to busy to help

  • @The_Admiral5
    @The_Admiral5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    *"Learn to know the Dark Side of the Force and you will be able to create sand."*
    Loved that line! xD

    • @eck-kv1bu
      @eck-kv1bu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      What Did You Say?

    • @tosto2428
      @tosto2428 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Admiral what did you say?

    • @eck-kv1bu
      @eck-kv1bu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TO STO What Did you Say?

    • @dotaky
      @dotaky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What did you say?

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *W H A T D I D Y O U S A Y ?*

  • @wafflethebun2836
    @wafflethebun2836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    7:11 “I can’t find a speeder that I really like” DHSBDJSBDJFHSJDF

  • @turbobrickslego
    @turbobrickslego 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    you shall be known as darth sand
    EHHHHH

  • @ReaperD6
    @ReaperD6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    "There's no war here... Unless there's war here"
    ~Some alien creature

    • @blankpage9277
      @blankpage9277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      People die if they are killed.

    • @Uchiha-fi4ij
      @Uchiha-fi4ij 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tion Medon because I'm a nerd

    • @roscommon-
      @roscommon- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      he is a pau'an

    • @PrimeGamator
      @PrimeGamator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      UNLIMITED PAU'AAAAAAAAN

    • @meimisaki2132
      @meimisaki2132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He was Tion Medon, Port Administrator of Pau City, Utapau's capital.

  • @Austar7
    @Austar7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Anakin: "You can't!"
    Windu: "THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!!!"

  • @jackupthemidget
    @jackupthemidget ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth..... *sand.* eeeehh eeeehh EEEEHH HeweyHeweyHewey."
    Beautiful 10/10

  • @Mr.JoScope
    @Mr.JoScope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “ if one is to understand the great mystery, one must study the great mystery.”
    Unintentionally a very insightful line.

  • @lukamijic4335
    @lukamijic4335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    I love how Mace Windu is still speaking while getting electrocuted, and Anakin is like: dafuq?
    XD

    • @xG_MANx
      @xG_MANx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sandor Clegane
      That scene cracked me up! lol

    • @lukamijic4335
      @lukamijic4335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      HE IS THE TRAITOR ARRRRGHHHHHH!

  • @ninjaked1265
    @ninjaked1265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    If Palpatine named Anakin “Darth Sand” Anakin would’ve killed him on the spot lol

  • @oddball3586
    @oddball3586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    9:54 technically now Cody have to throw is comlink

  • @thealiencommunicator
    @thealiencommunicator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    "there's no war here, unless there's war here."

    • @johndanieljavier1811
      @johndanieljavier1811 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "Good bye"

    • @lssjbryan5475
      @lssjbryan5475 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      thealiencommunicator ii

    • @jeezed2950
      @jeezed2950 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What did you say?

    • @eck-kv1bu
      @eck-kv1bu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "10,000th Level. 10 Battle Droids! They're on Steroids"

  • @prank1304
    @prank1304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "Dont be a pawn of the jedi council! Be a pawn of the dark side!" -Palpatine 2017

    • @dotaky
      @dotaky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What did you say?

    • @sh7dowmustdie
      @sh7dowmustdie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pranksta 101 *2005

    • @grass7864
      @grass7864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's the 2016 presidential election all over again!

  • @Peter-nw2vx
    @Peter-nw2vx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    This is a much better plot than any of Disney’s Star Wars movies

    • @Sov_spoiled
      @Sov_spoiled 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hmmm yes let’s see what I can do with this dagger

    • @smlchristian3
      @smlchristian3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Except for Rogue One.

  • @justinian-the-great
    @justinian-the-great 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "If you want to become a complete and wise leader, you must become a complete and wise leader!" - a complete and wise leader who became a complete and wise leader by becoming a complete and wise leader

  • @iforgot87872
    @iforgot87872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    “Take a seat, Chancellor” lmao.

    • @Ieva_Leonardo
      @Ieva_Leonardo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No!

    • @cartercravillion
      @cartercravillion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Stands back up

    • @KevinIsNice6984
      @KevinIsNice6984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No.
      *stands up*

    • @pepster3864
      @pepster3864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe you can’t count. There are four of us and one of you

    • @brodybazzini6729
      @brodybazzini6729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?"

  • @Synful277
    @Synful277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    9:01 “become my apprentice”
    “whatever”
    “g̷̺̅̃̚ọ̴̢͕̤͇̭̻͘ơ̸̡̤̦͈̝̂̉́̍̚͘ǫ̸͇̩̠̻̱̓̿̚ŏ̸̗̼̹̣̂o̸͍̊͒o̸͈͍͛͐͂̊̑͠d̶̢̩̥̘̀̃̀͘”

  • @marci_sb5259
    @marci_sb5259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    "It's over! I don't have the high ground!"
    Well played.

    • @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL
      @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What did you say?

    • @eck-kv1bu
      @eck-kv1bu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What Did you Say?

    • @dotaky
      @dotaky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WHAT DID U SAY?!

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have the high... kicks him for 3 seconds of airtime in the higher ground

    • @luismontes6872
      @luismontes6872 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Urejo HS tell that to kanjiklub

  • @emberashes6809
    @emberashes6809 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "The jedi are dogs"
    This made me laugh so hard

  • @imperiumcommentingnetwork4677
    @imperiumcommentingnetwork4677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Do you like green eggs and ham"
    I laughed too hard at that one

  • @Ms_Fortunes
    @Ms_Fortunes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    "He is a troll and he has warts! He's to dangerous to be dangerous!"

  • @dugletfactory
    @dugletfactory 6 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    "Wipe the gunk off the sink."

    • @maxthepaladin2147
      @maxthepaladin2147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      only then you will be strong enough with the dark side

    • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
      @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Max the Paladin -
      Would've been so much funnier if he said "Only then will you be strong enough with the dark side to have the high ground!"

    • @ayylmao575
      @ayylmao575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What did you say?