The Lodge Angry Movie Review [WORST FILM OF 2020?!]

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    AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Alex take a look at the much delayed and potentially one of the WORST Movies they've seen and will see this year, the Horror Film The Lodge! A VERY Angry Review!
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  • @WH250398
    @WH250398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    It must be hilarious to randomly hear Joe cursing in the theater.

    • @blueeyedtech1234
      @blueeyedtech1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I would have laughed my ass off

    • @richiebnd7937
      @richiebnd7937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I wish I could have been there honestly only for that

    • @HoChiMints2007
      @HoChiMints2007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      (from the back row) *you dun fukd it UP!!!!!!!!!*

    • @PsychoHoliday07
      @PsychoHoliday07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It clips everyone's mics still

    • @ToshiCOE
      @ToshiCOE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ong

  • @EonBlueReviews
    @EonBlueReviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    I think the actual horror and tragedy in the film is that Grace was trying to redeem herself and be a good person as she moved away from her past (her medication and her dog Grady helped) but the kids blamed Grace for their parents separation and their mother's suicide. Vengeance led to suffering, in many ways the characters fell into their own hell.

    • @matttkofficial
      @matttkofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      EonBlueReviews for me I get that and liked the premise, but completely missed on execution.
      I was given no reason to like her, you know nothing really humanizing about her except she was from a cult.
      There was also nothing convincing me that a man with an otherwise perfect marriage would leave for someone like that without establishing how they fell for each other. In the end I rooted for no one so it felt inconsequential and lacking in suspense or payoff. That’s just me though.

    • @estherswayGodsWay
      @estherswayGodsWay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree with Slate Gray. It was easy to understand the meaning but it just was poorly done. Perhaps my IQ of 144 is just over movies that try too hard to be deep.

    • @withoutthejuice7193
      @withoutthejuice7193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@estherswayGodsWay not one single person asked what your IQ was. Just shut up.

    • @brootal4234
      @brootal4234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Eon up there gets it. The movie was about a woman’s regression back into madness.
      People talk about how jump scares are cheap and stupid yet get upset when they see a movie that actually chooses not to go down that route.
      Stick to Friday the 13th if all you want are jumpscares, action and gorey kills every 5 minutes.

    • @ICONICPARIS
      @ICONICPARIS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@withoutthejuice7193 lol

  • @audiosnail5368
    @audiosnail5368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1573

    3:40 "This is not a horror movie, its a horrible movie" -other joe 2020
    Funny as hell

    • @chuckjose9271
      @chuckjose9271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i gotta admit that could be the genre for Blumhouse's upcoming "Fantasy" Island film coming up.

    • @aiden_macleod
      @aiden_macleod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The Horror part of the film was trying to stay awake during the whole thing.

    • @ComradeCowboy3141
      @ComradeCowboy3141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      correction: HORROR-IBLE!!

    • @audiosnail5368
      @audiosnail5368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ComradeCowboy3141 a good genre for trash horror movies. Lol

    • @aiden_macleod
      @aiden_macleod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ComradeCowboy3141 That isn't even a word, therefore it makes no sense, thereby making it unfunny.

  • @blueeyedtech1234
    @blueeyedtech1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    The Lodge 2 out of 10
    “The actors were there and read lines”
    -Alex

    • @daviddavidsonn3578
      @daviddavidsonn3578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly what I felt. Such horrible acting OMG

    • @mikchiro1663
      @mikchiro1663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not even a 2

    • @sangjeongkimcho293
      @sangjeongkimcho293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WAS CRACKIN' UP ON THAT PART WHERE THE LITTLE TOY STARTED TO MOVE ON ITS OWN ON THE PIECE OF ICE
      CHEAP SCARES ALL THE WAY BUDGET FOR THIS MOVIE MUST OF BEEN LIKE $1,000

    • @sangjeongkimcho293
      @sangjeongkimcho293 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1 BEING SOME GARBAGE A finland PERSON WOULD PRODUCE WITH EXTREME SLOPPINESS AND LAZINESS AND NO ATTENTION TO DETAIL
      10 BEING SILENT HILLS PT
      I GIVE IT A 5.5/10

    • @InternalxHD
      @InternalxHD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@daviddavidsonn3578 there was acting ?

  • @Earthslastlegend
    @Earthslastlegend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    Alex: There's actors and they read their lines so I'll give it a 2.😅🤣😂

    • @1pyroace1
      @1pyroace1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      gregorymjr12 that was brutal

    • @Earthslastlegend
      @Earthslastlegend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@1pyroace1 right!!!😅

    • @r.p.6797
      @r.p.6797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TMC era would have made everybody involved in this movie to be banned from Hollywood forever

    • @blueeyedtech1234
      @blueeyedtech1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This was my favorite thing said in this review

    • @AngieWimberly
      @AngieWimberly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The kids were absolutely fantastic.

  • @catadvocateNy
    @catadvocateNy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The scene that seriously made me cuss out when the girl revolver didn't work the first time and the father who was standing less than one feet apart, didn't grab her. He stood their like stupid long enough to let her pull another trigger. 🙄

  • @antonio.s9102
    @antonio.s9102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1134

    “This wasn’t a horror movie it was a horrible movie.”
    BARS.

    • @KC-py5vq
      @KC-py5vq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Antonio. S next Eminem

    • @Yellowshirtmann
      @Yellowshirtmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Drowning in our sorrows movie, made for cowards movie, didn't move me movie had no burn waste of time borrowed my money never returned kind of movie.

    • @RobVespa
      @RobVespa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DM - A comment that's 20x better than the original post.

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Yellowshirtmann basically a humanities graduate's ideal movie

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What does bars mean?

  • @xenogenesiszumba6994
    @xenogenesiszumba6994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Lowest rated movie on Angryjoeshow
    Resident Evil : Final chapter
    AJ - 1/10
    OJ-1/10
    Angerbeard-0/10

    • @officerminiwheats
      @officerminiwheats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And it SO deserved it.

    • @ppsarrakis
      @ppsarrakis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      now im gonna go watch that review again :D

    • @HugoSoup57
      @HugoSoup57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Resident Evil Final Chapter is one of the worst movies I ever seen, fully deserved

    • @dereksbooks
      @dereksbooks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Standards were different back then because Joe no longer allows 0/10.

    • @gaupau
      @gaupau 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dereksbooks star trek?

  • @Evilgeniusjr27
    @Evilgeniusjr27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    Never heard of this movie until now

  • @tylerpacholski
    @tylerpacholski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I actually found the film to be quite a hellish descent into madness and utter tragedy to the extent it would evoke anger in most people. I just walked out of the theater, and while I’m still processing it all, I think relegating it a piece of shit is unfair.

    • @maxcheeba
      @maxcheeba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The movie was great, i would like to know how much horror they watch because this one definitely has a payoff...

    • @kahlosin9275
      @kahlosin9275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      they are so many things that they don't explain, that it makes this movie feel unreal. It has the most obvious ending, which for some reason that was the part that ruined the film for me.

    • @Optics2024
      @Optics2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I personally thought it was ok, I think they’re being over the top in this review.

    • @porminuto7665
      @porminuto7665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The film is actually good. The ending Joe was expecting is implicit: a close in the remaining 2 bullets on barrel, one for each kid. For a moment I thought the woman was fucking around the kids, specially when the little girl asks her brother "have you seen her pills?" when in the basement. That made the ending even more terrifying. Anyways, i really like Joe's games reviews but for movies i choose Chris Stuckman and other reviewers instead.

    • @Equus21
      @Equus21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

  • @Teslajanitor
    @Teslajanitor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    The film is an actual bruh moment

  • @Jerbsinator
    @Jerbsinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I wish this commentary devolved into arguing if Child's was a Thing or not at the end of The Thing.

  • @themuffinman5755
    @themuffinman5755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Who else is just here to watch AJ rant? The thumbnail of him looked promising 😂

    • @SuperMurray2009
      @SuperMurray2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No movie is worst than Resident Evil The Final Chapter

    • @legendaryoutcast4440
      @legendaryoutcast4440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Living up to the name

    • @samuelquintanilla6338
      @samuelquintanilla6338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guilty as charged

    • @TheNike127
      @TheNike127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep, the title as well, I’m in London and I’ve never even seen or heard of the film 😅😅 it’s not even shown here but I had to watch this! 😭

    • @hozza9901
      @hozza9901 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SuperMurray2009 you need to watch more movies. plenty of garbage movies worse. But only just

  • @coldbloodedboy15
    @coldbloodedboy15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Everytime Alex starts speaking I get really involved and then suddenly Joe interrupts every single time... I feel bad for him because he can't get a single word in.

    • @incoherent697
      @incoherent697 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea I think he should say something I would it's not all about him and if it was then ok and Alex wouldn't be there

  • @ExemplarKyle
    @ExemplarKyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Joe in the thumbnail looks like the picture you put in your wallet to judge you when you're about to make a questionable purchase.

    • @derekfaw7511
      @derekfaw7511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Exemplar Kyle Wait! That’s a thing? That’s an awesome idea!

    • @dylanthomas1786
      @dylanthomas1786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's because he did waste his money on this terrible movie lol.

    • @vidmasterK1
      @vidmasterK1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But that bath water though...

    • @derekfaw7511
      @derekfaw7511 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MAC MILLER 😂 I could see that

  • @zackreynolds21
    @zackreynolds21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The scene in Stepbrothers where he’s sleepwalking and says,”The clown has NO penis” is more of a legitimate psychological thriller than this....

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Well at least Sonic will cheer you boys up. Movie's actually really fun, super cute.....really cliche but a good time. The dialogue between Carrey, Schwartz, and Marsden is really good, and Sonic's personality is on point. Also I really hope you stay for the credits.
    My crowd went damn near ballistic lol.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah lets hope so

    • @Trayxxxx
      @Trayxxxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks for the heads up, I'm definitely going to stay for the credits!

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Trayxxxx worth it. So worth it. God I want a sequel lol

    • @imsentinelprime9279
      @imsentinelprime9279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mikeehrmantraut1899 knuckles is in the movie?!

    • @eivom1
      @eivom1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@imsentinelprime9279 mario comes in to confirms the smash bros movie coming 2026

  • @cinnamonshiva
    @cinnamonshiva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "The tights are so sho... the shots are so tight on her face" lmao

  • @arganth
    @arganth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    AngryJoe: "I turned to my girlfriend and asked if the has seen ""The Thing"" :D

    • @aerahtv0000
      @aerahtv0000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lmao

    • @BibithePing
      @BibithePing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah hahaha

    • @kanon951
      @kanon951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Does that man listen to what he says out loud? Lmao

  • @id104335409
    @id104335409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Worst of 2020?
    Hold your horses, Joe! The year is still young. We still have a lot of garbage coming our way.

  • @360milliondollars
    @360milliondollars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Sounds like the dad has a life insurance policy on his kids.... guess he said fudge it they A holes anyway. He did a cop out.

    • @HiddenStr3ngth
      @HiddenStr3ngth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's what i gathered from spoiler section, fuck these kids haha

    • @lilporky8565
      @lilporky8565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did you mean to say "Fuck it, they were assholes anyway"?

    • @rsoul9158
      @rsoul9158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HiddenStrength fuck them kids 2020

    • @kellogg170
      @kellogg170 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Say fugue it in stead not the queen motha of dirty words

    • @KeeperProtector
      @KeeperProtector 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn this slowburn movie sucked dogshit ass I hated it🤦😴💤💤💤

  • @Vodhr
    @Vodhr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Watched it at netflix... I so wanted to stop watching.
    But my wife seemed so excited to give this a try, as she is an avid horror fan. Even the kind of bellow average horror movies she can appreciate... she did not appreciate this one! XD

  • @Skitlless
    @Skitlless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    You know when you see Joe sad it's about to be an entertaining review

  • @Bloody1234
    @Bloody1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Obviously Joe didn't see Fantasy Island or forgot about the Grudge. At least this has great visuals and is well made compared to that trash.

    • @ricardobernardo3095
      @ricardobernardo3095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah..and the movie wasnt that bad

    • @Optics2024
      @Optics2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I find it a little ridiculous to put this in the category of a terrible film. Even if you don’t like it, to say it’s one of the worst is a bit silly. I thought it was interesting if a little unbelievable. But I certainly didn’t hate it.

    • @UGOkilleth
      @UGOkilleth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      At least Fantasy Island and The Grudge stuck with one plot. The Lodge threw 3 plot twists just to end up a "everything was fake" plot. The directors/writers probably looked up to Rian Johnson (Star Wars episode 8)

    • @ricardobernardo3095
      @ricardobernardo3095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@UGOkilleth its your opinion...I do prefer a bit of thought provoking themes and a diferent style to the same bestdown clichet storybeats with predictable scares...yes the movie had a ton of plot holes...yes you have to suspend your disbelief...but atleast it tryes to be different...its not a cash grab like the other movies you mentioned...those were made to brainnumbing people who love a loud noise and a creepy face...context not needed...and as i said your opinion is valid...but the proof that this movie is better is simple...this movie is highly divisive and a lot of people like it and a ton of people hate it...fantasy island and the grudge remake no one will say those movies are good...because they are soulless...when you see the lodge you can think its stupid(i didnt) ...you can think its hard to swallow 2 kids did all that( i also did struggle with the notion)...but you cant say its a bland jump scare fest ...because its impossible to stay indiferent to it...i swear i saw the grudge remake and i dont remember the story beats...this one is far from perfect but its so of the rails it stuck with me...and part of it in a really good way...cheers man

    • @huntercravener4639
      @huntercravener4639 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yall have to much time to reply abt this shit.😂👏

  • @jpeake13
    @jpeake13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    What an amazing treat for valentines. You're too sweet Angry Joe, O.J., and Alex! :D
    Dunno why I get sick pleasure out of you guys reviewing bad stuff xD

  • @joev6049
    @joev6049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Everyone misses the detail that they set up the whole thing using the dolls house as a blueprint. That’s why they were dead in the living room and the boy was hanging in the dollhouse. They mapped it all
    Out and had the papers, articles, pictures all made before heading to the lodge

    • @juliankohler5086
      @juliankohler5086 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So? Is that supposed to be what? Cool? Profound? Cute? Really, tell me, so what?

  • @justconnnoor
    @justconnnoor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Here's hoping Antlers is gonna be good...

  • @mikeiseastman
    @mikeiseastman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I loved the Lodge. I love horror that survives based upon it's on merits rather than jump scares and cliches.

    • @mhd1442
      @mhd1442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was a nice movie but the "guy comes out at the last second to save the day" (even tho he actually doesn't in this one lmao) cliche has been beaten to death. I also found the kids, especially the boy, to be insufferable and it felt very Ari Aster lite to me.

    • @LandauTST
      @LandauTST 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love is a strong word, but I definitely like it.

    • @DrFearfall
      @DrFearfall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was just a mess of scenes with no real cohesion, plus it was really fkin boring

    • @knight2951
      @knight2951 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This movie messed me up

    • @mikeiseastman
      @mikeiseastman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DrFearfall boring?? I guess it depends on your attention span. For folks used to Blumhouse jump scares every 5 minutes, I can see this movie being too cerebral.

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Sees the title:
    “Well, that was fast.”

  • @davidpeterson5647
    @davidpeterson5647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A 1/10 film is like "Manos: The Hands Of Fate," "Plan 9 From Outer Space," "Teenage Strangler," "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians," "Gigli"...films that have absolutely no value whatsoever, and are broken from the very beginning.

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      David Peterson yea this review is overly exaggerated

    • @HugoSoup57
      @HugoSoup57 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      David Peterson Scary fact: Roger Ebert gave Gigli 2.5 stars.

    • @davidpeterson5647
      @davidpeterson5647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@coreycasciano3255 As all film reviews are, to be fair.

    • @davidpeterson5647
      @davidpeterson5647 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HugoSoup57 I have to believe Satan was, "Wait, what?!," and told God to keep Roger Ebert out of Hell for that review score alone. God, what a butt of a film...

  • @chuckjose9271
    @chuckjose9271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    i didn't even know this film was coming out at all. as usual since i barely watch TV anymore i saw no Ads for this movie at all, it kinda makes you wonder.

  • @GenryuSaito
    @GenryuSaito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    That moment when you realize Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 74% FRESH.

    • @Nonconformist515
      @Nonconformist515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@whatdoesthisthingdo
      And then some. Especially since Disney bought them. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JiubsBR
      @JiubsBR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You can't trust critics on Rotten tomatoes. I wait for the audience score.

    • @Yora21
      @Yora21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It also has 6.6 on metacritic and imdb. Apparently plenty of people think it's okay.

    • @JugglernautNr9
      @JugglernautNr9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JiubsBR audience score gets faked

    • @JiubsBR
      @JiubsBR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JugglernautNr9 yeah it can be but I'd still take it over the critic score.

  • @obsidianstang6296
    @obsidianstang6296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The worst well made movie in a while. Utterly unbelievable. Here is a numbered list of how the coincidences add up and how unbelievable the story becomes. Ready?
    1. Kids have a mom that commits suicide - it happens sometimes, so far, so good with plot
    2. Six months later, dad takes kids to hang with mom's replacement - a little insensitive considering it's a holiday but, okay
    3. The new mom also experienced suicide - mass suicide of others around her - when she was young - huge stretch, story's plausibility has dropped big time here
    4. Kids coincidentally stumble on all details of what happened to new mom - already lost me, way too many coincidences, probability is in decimal range now
    5. Kids want to harm new mom, possibly get her to commit suicide with no regard for the danger that could create for them - yeah, okay... 0.0001% chance probability?
    6. Kids understand sophisticated psychology needed to trigger past trauma - mmm-hmm... Must have take psychology class in junior high...
    7. Kids rip perfect audio sample from dad's computer and loop it expertly to play over a bluetooth speaker indefinitely, and it never needs recharging - LOL
    8. One kid has professional climbing gear - possible but given other coincidences, not buying it
    9. Dad coincidentally has to leave, giving kids perfect setup to commit evil intentions - and kids don't feel guilty or break down until way too late
    10. New mom starts going crazy and coincidentally has dreams and visions that perfectly sync with the kids plan and her past trauma - 0.000000000000001% probability
    11. Kid has professional Photoshop skills and prints of (and frames) newspaper articles of their death - please, lol
    12. Kids still have no remorse and tell new mom they all already died (all the while freezing from the cold cabin and never breaking character)
    13. Dad who is well-versed on past trauma, left new mom with his kids and gives her a loaded gun on the way out - how are we doing on believability so far? Yeah...
    14. One kid is able to fake a hanging over a staircase without injury and without his climbing gear being visible to new mom
    15. New mom shoots man in chest who doesn't fight and instantly dies - someone doesn't understand how guns work...
    16. New mom, now perfectly synced with past trauma, kills the kids - in itself believable, but not in this story, based on how they got there
    So why are so many people thinking this is a good movie...? It looks nice. The acting and scoring are nice and the directors are popular. Maybe social media has made people lose their critical thinking skills? I don't know. Good writing should never pull you out of the story by straining your ability to suspend disbelief. Stories need to be PLAUSIBLE, based on the world they take place in. Fantastic stories with dragons and magick, vampires and ghosts, etc, can all be plausible or implausible based on the world they exist in, as defined by the story. Once they break that, the story is lost.

    • @parli_poo11
      @parli_poo11 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I disliked all the characters. That was the main issue for me so didn't care what happened to them at the end.

  • @some1namedno1
    @some1namedno1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "A game changing horror film" This seems to be the phrase thrown around with every sub-par-to-shitty horror film in the past twenty years.

  • @nathanlamb1984
    @nathanlamb1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I'm guessing a 1 for Other Joe would be so bad he literally couldn't watch it to the end?

    • @Ryuksgelus
      @Ryuksgelus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2 for me is incredibly boring with bad visuals on top of bad writing. 1 is offensively bad that I can't finish. This sounds so absurd it's funny in a, "why did someone write this and think it would be cool" kind of way so I understand a 2 or even 3 depending how stupid it actually is.

    • @Nofsleft
      @Nofsleft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1 for me is just saying, "Yeah i regret picking this movie," and just saying "I am going out to the car" and walking out even if it is storming lol.

    • @jackharpe3rd233
      @jackharpe3rd233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And I guess 1 for Alex would be if there's nothing in it that he likes, in this case, there was The Thing. Meanwhile I have a guilty pleasure for the Ride To Hell soundtrack and Joe gave that a 1 out of 10.

  • @Optics2024
    @Optics2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Wow, I must have watched a different film.
    Look, I didn’t think it was incredible but I thought it was decent. I didn’t hate it.
    It got me thinking and kept me interested. I empathised with the Grace character.
    The storyline was a little unbelievable, and that these kids could do this. But....
    I think they’re being a little harsh. Plus it’s always nice to see something original.

    • @BrowneVisuals
      @BrowneVisuals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FILM IS HOT GARBAGE

    • @Optics2024
      @Optics2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      BrowneVisuals ok well if you just say it’s bad without any reasons why you think that, there isn’t much I can say other than I respect your opinion but I really don’t agree.

    • @Optics2024
      @Optics2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Clous von ok lets go through your points. You don’t need an explanation WHY he left the mum for her. It’s no a necessity to know unless you want literally everything explained to you. It happens everyday in the world so I wouldn’t consider that plot point “stupid”. For the point about them tricking her. Ok, as I said in my original comment I did find them pulling that off slightly unbelievable I’ll agree with you on that, that I’m not sure two kids that age would be fully aware of the effects hiding her medication would have. The dog point you made I didn’t find a big deal particularly but I’ll give you that if it bothered you. The dad could have got the gun quicker from her but I didn’t find it hilarious, more that he had too much faith in her and not fully aware of the situation with her medication etc. As for your final point on them getting stuck in the snow from what I remember didn’t they try and turn the car around and subsequently get stuck? But even if that wasn’t the case I’m presuming he wasn’t really able to drive so the idea that he might of lost control in the snow or not followed the tracks previously made not that unbelievable.
      So yes I did watch the film and there’s no need for the unnecessary little comment just because you don’t agree with everything I said. It’s ok to have a different point of view and I actually enjoy hearing different thoughts.

    • @taylorm3560
      @taylorm3560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@VaunShiz Never seen someone make so many dumb, easily disproven points. Quarantine got me all hyped about meaningless shit so let's get into this peer review:
      1) "Dad leaves mom with no explanation for cult girl." Dad is an author who was writing about the cult, interviewed the daughter and fell in love. Not implausible.
      2) "Mom kills herself [over her soon-to-be ex-husband, whom she still loves, is in love with someone else]... literally makes no sense." Relationships are responsible for 40% of all suicides. Literally makes all the sense.
      3) "Right after all this he wants to move this girl in." It's a relationship, people tend to move in together if they're in love.
      4) "Not only that he leaves [her with] these kids that hate her." Got a business call, HAD to. Wasn't something he planned on."
      5) "Even worse he gives this girl with mental issues a gun" her anti-psychotic medication was treating her symptoms entirely. Her mental issues only presented themselves once she stopped taking her meds, so not unreasonable to assume that the father had never seen the girl act anything but 100% sane. House is in the middle of wilderness, guns are required, trust me. Lived in the mountains west of Boulder, CO for a year, mf-ing mountain lions, turns out, big fans of mountains... not so much of not eating from my trash cans and scaring thee fuuuck out of me at 3am. Unrelated lol but seriously fuck mountains lions. Sketchy shit heads can't even decide if they want to be called mountain lions, cougars, panthers or pumas... PUMAS. Been needing to vent about this for a while, apparently. Fuck you, pumas
      6) "Then these kids decide to trick a mentally ill girl with what looks like PTSD" Her psychosis doesn't present itself until AFTER they decide to fuck with her and she isn't on her meds, not before... they didn't know she was THAT unstable.
      7) "They convince her she's dead and needs to repent" Repentance was the crux of her father's cult. Makes sense that you would mess with someone like that with the most significant aspect of their past trauma
      8) "They 'accidentally' kill her dog... that was lucky to make her go crazy." Kids were busy schemin', forgot about the dog. Not totally unreasonable
      9) "Dad did the worst job ever getting the gun from her" Dad was trying to de-escalate and convince her that she was having a psychotic episode. Attacking someone to get the gun away from them, especially around kids, can be very dangerous. I'll meet you half way though the dad could have grabbed the gun when it was literally pressed against his head. Little dumb. Could have been in shock, but still, just fuckin grab the gun...
      10) "The car getting stuck in snow after we watch him follow a snow plow to get there" We see a snow plow going down A road, not established that there is only one house on that road. Plow could have just been doing the main part, as we don't see the plow when dad arrives home and gets out of car
      In conclusion, you and pumas are dumb. Repent. God bless

    • @MontyDatta
      @MontyDatta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ANgry Joe is awful at reviewing movies. Dude is such a casual when it comes to movies.

  • @kobinbrown5698
    @kobinbrown5698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    She believes they are in purgatory and she wants to go get help?
    Really?
    I dont think there is any "help" to find.
    Because you know... its purgatory.
    Edit:
    And why would you care about jackets in purgatory?
    These kids dont know how to prank...

    • @avinashmusician2630
      @avinashmusician2630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait what? You got it completely wrong kid. At that moment when she wanted to go and get help, she still had her mind back then. She was still sane.. but by the end she was completely gone and went batshit crazy.

    • @kobinbrown5698
      @kobinbrown5698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@avinashmusician2630 Kid? I wish :)
      Well, my mistake. Have not seen the movie, only made the comment based on what I collected from the review.
      Stay safe!

    • @guitarfreak80ftw
      @guitarfreak80ftw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kobin Brown the movie is decent. Don’t listen to this review. It mischaracterizes the film and is a gross exaggeration. They just didn’t like the slow burn horror style.

    • @kobinbrown5698
      @kobinbrown5698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MagisterXII Ahh I see. Thanks man! :)
      In the review they made it seem like it was the other way around (or maybe I am just stupid) :P

  • @Demorthus
    @Demorthus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The only thing I can say is that someone that does experience a psychotic break from reality & experiences auditory hallucinations actually would believe the sound is coming from their head as opposed to a externally placed speaker in another room. Their brain would simply take that pre-existing stimulus & add it into the hallucination as though it were stitching clips together.

  • @trueaddict8733
    @trueaddict8733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    She didnt die when she tried to shoot herself at the end because the gun was a revolver. If there isnt a bullet in the chamber then nothing will come out. The gun was working perfectly fine. There was a bullet in the next chamber so when she pulled the trigger next, a bullet came out. The ending shot shows us that there are 2 more bullets left in the revolver
    Just walked out of the theater from seeing it. I disagree with your scores but I completely understand some of your criticisms. I do think a lot that was done right though. I do wish there was a bit more action, and they could have built the tension a bit better, however the film was loaded with subtle messages and symbolism, and I though the climax was effective. I didnt once feel like anyone was smelling their own farts with the way this was written. Watching a couple of explained videos really tied it all together for me

    • @Monti1999
      @Monti1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've just seen it knowing nothing about it. And it makes no sense to me. I don't understand the kids and I don't understand the father. Wtf is going in😂 i think I have to watch some Videos too and let it sink in, maybe then it makes some sense 😂 Loved the Atmosphere though. With better writing it could have been really good i quess...

    • @trueaddict8733
      @trueaddict8733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Monti1999SPOILERS the kids hate the father's new girlfriend because they blame her for her mother being gone. That's why they plot to make her think she's in purgatory to pay for her sins. She grew up in a hardcore suicide cult. She ran out of medication because they were trapped in the cabin for days and so she went a bit nuts. All of the weird things being done in the cabin was the kids fucking with her. At the end she believed she was in purgatory so she killed the father thinking that her sacrifice would get her out of purgatory.

    • @Monti1999
      @Monti1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trueaddict8733 I understand the story i just don't buy any of it....

    • @trueaddict8733
      @trueaddict8733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Monti1999 oh sorry - you said it didnt make sense and you didnt understand the kids and the father so I thought you meant that you had no idea what was going on. What's not to buy? It's not exactly playing in a world unfamiliar to out own and doesn't really have any fantastical elements that require the suspension of disbelief

    • @Monti1999
      @Monti1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trueaddict8733 I'msorry. That was not what i meant. My fault:) I don't know... something about that movie felt soooo off. After the Twist it totally lost me.
      Maybe my problem is not the plot per se, maybe it's how the story was delivered...

  • @BlueWkd2124
    @BlueWkd2124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    74% Certified Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes with a 54% Audience score. I trust AJS far more than RT, just thought ya'll might like to know

    • @jonathanpena3512
      @jonathanpena3512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ipsum24 Just got back from the movie. I’m a huge movie guy and I can easily say that this is my least favorite movie in a LONG time

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody uses RT as a reliable source.

    • @drawmelikeafrenchgirl
      @drawmelikeafrenchgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AJ is the same guy that said Suicide Squad was “good”.
      Taking his opinion on film as unequivocal fact is ludicrous.
      The Lodge was a good movie, but if you need nonstop jump scares and hours of exposition to get into a film, then you’ll absolutely hate it.

    • @ehlekthuhlu4373
      @ehlekthuhlu4373 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      how about making your own opinion ever tried that?

  • @brettgates650
    @brettgates650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Love the intro to this video lmao.
    "I tried to be civil."

  • @shanewerewolf55
    @shanewerewolf55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    * praises Cthulhu
    “Hey don’t look at me at least I ain’t as bad as this movie”

  • @hewhobattles8869
    @hewhobattles8869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Amazing. It's not even April yet. And we already have a contender for the worst movie of the year. Wow

  • @Nick-oj4lb
    @Nick-oj4lb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Watched this film last night, never have I routed for the crazy person more. Those kids were fucking monsters and deserved the ending they got. The whole premise of the film was beyond stupid, lets leave my kids who recently lost their mother with my new girlfriend who they blame the mothers death on in a cabin in the middle of nowhere while I disappear for several days and at no point get worried that I can't speak to the adult I left in charge. Screw this film, I want the time I wasted watching it back.

  • @jasonw9936
    @jasonw9936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    When I saw the "Worst Movie" tag, I was scared it was going to be the Sonic review. 😂

    • @Japaneseanimeguy
      @Japaneseanimeguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He actually liked sonic.

    • @UGOkilleth
      @UGOkilleth 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sonic had better character development and plot building than this movie.

    • @Saltyaf38
      @Saltyaf38 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UGOkilleth Sonic had better everything than this movie.

    • @emilengen7825
      @emilengen7825 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Saltyaf38 The lodge is better directed.

    • @Saltyaf38
      @Saltyaf38 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emilengen7825 I'd beg to differ

  • @permeus2nd
    @permeus2nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:38 so I just asked my mum if she would ever leave her kids with someone she had just meet and I quote “”I’m reluctant to leave them with people I’ve known for years even family, let alone someone I’ve just meet””

    • @deathsdollar2606
      @deathsdollar2606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you was a terrible child and she had a fat life insurance policy on you she may change her mind about that!

    • @drawmelikeafrenchgirl
      @drawmelikeafrenchgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is misleading. This wasn’t a person “he just met” - this is someone that was about to be their mother, as his intent - which was known by the audience - was to marry her in the near future. She hadn’t had a chance to bond with the kids yet though, and they had suffered a tragedy within the past year - so this was an attempt to find “common ground” between them all.
      The scenario is perfectly acceptable.

    • @guitarfreak80ftw
      @guitarfreak80ftw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      While this seems like fair criticism, the film didn’t have a mother leaving her kids with a strange, new boyfriend for a day or two while she got a bit more work done and returned.
      That may seem like splitting hairs, but it’s less comparable when a father is leaving his kids with a new girlfriend.
      Also, sometimes fathers do dumb things. My dad has forgotten me at baseball practice as a kid. He once left me alone at the mall because I took too long in a store.

    • @ShyTentacle
      @ShyTentacle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because it's 'mom', you idiot, dads don't give as much fuck.

  • @awesomeproductions7755
    @awesomeproductions7755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Bet you’re really looking forward to Sonic now, huh?

    • @attilapataki46
      @attilapataki46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      from what ive hears its not bad, its actualy good

    • @rodrigobento4570
      @rodrigobento4570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      People are saying it's good

    • @gremjs03
      @gremjs03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah sonic is looking pretty damn good. 94% audience score so yeah

    • @John-core
      @John-core 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gremjs03 critics are trying to destroy Sonic's chances of overtaking birds of prey in terms of sales and reviews (for female empowerment) so don't ever listen to the critics they are paid shills.

    • @craigwarren692
      @craigwarren692 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Tater Tots each to their own, it suprised me, much better than i exspected but not exactly amazing.
      6/10 in my opinion not a bad movie.

  • @owiseone1
    @owiseone1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This movie wanted to be the next Hereditary

    • @_mel_9953
      @_mel_9953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea I liked it, but the dollhouse thing was such a rip-off it made me cringe.

    • @VicenteTorresAliasVits
      @VicenteTorresAliasVits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@_mel_9953 The movie was most likely already in production when HEREDITARY came out.

    • @VicenteTorresAliasVits
      @VicenteTorresAliasVits 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Wesley Armando Pistachio No. The former premiered in festivals last year and in theaters this year, while the latter was released in 2018.

    • @VicenteTorresAliasVits
      @VicenteTorresAliasVits 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Wesley Armando Pistachio You mean they were filmed at the same time? If so, that proves my initial statement was right.

    • @VicenteTorresAliasVits
      @VicenteTorresAliasVits 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Wesley Armando Pistachio I said "In production."

  • @thilankavithanage1891
    @thilankavithanage1891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "It's not a horror movie, It's a horrible movie" - Other Joe

  • @EpicLebaneseNerd
    @EpicLebaneseNerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    ''worst film of 2020'' what a load of bull, joe lost it.

    • @mart1998in
      @mart1998in 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It is the worst movie of 2020 it was literally just a prank movie

    • @whatsittooya303
      @whatsittooya303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You’re right. Worst horror film of the 21st century is probably a better title.

    • @VaunShiz
      @VaunShiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Butthurt

    • @Kane.JimLahey.
      @Kane.JimLahey. ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The movie was trash man, not sure what you're talking about...

    • @jdawg-forever
      @jdawg-forever 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Kane.JimLahey.it was “trash” if you’re low IQ modern idiot who needs constant dopamine hits. F off, loser.

  • @kodywalker5842
    @kodywalker5842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    These guys have a combined IQ of 3.

    • @mikesanders8621
      @mikesanders8621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You don't come to a guy called Angry Joe for intellectual insight. Actually I'm not sure why I'm even here, the more I see of this guy, the less i think of his content.

    • @handoffbarry
      @handoffbarry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haha right? This is such a piss poor analysis I'm honestly dumbfounded.

    • @timk6181
      @timk6181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, they are pretty stupid, but the reviews are very entertaining, even though I rarely agree.

    • @withoutthejuice7193
      @withoutthejuice7193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i’ve heard friends talk about how great this joe guy is but after seeing this i’ve lost all respect. dudes an absolute moron.

    • @MagisterXII
      @MagisterXII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@withoutthejuice7193 agreed. He's obnoxious and ignorant.

  • @mattvanok4845
    @mattvanok4845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Still liked it more than every other jumpscare hollywood movie, atleast it tried something

  • @luisrojo616
    @luisrojo616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I was waiting for a sonic review but i get a "the lodge" angry rant... I'm not complaining

  • @Shadic4101
    @Shadic4101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how Joe is still talking about Sonic free riders years laters

  • @xShaade
    @xShaade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Animals do not WANT to die!"
    I think you'd actually be surprised at just how many people do not understand that, Joe...

    • @kato093
      @kato093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uh? Animals dont have such self awereness to even understand the concept of death. Outside of genetic imprint for self preservation, animals dont understand such a concept to "want" not to die. At most they understand the absence not death.
      Stop projecting humanity, empathy and morality into animals.
      I hate hypocrites like that would gladly watch and enjoy a person's death, which actually doesnt want to die and understands the concept of death and has empathy (unless mentally ill affected by psychopathy), while feel sorry for an animal that would actually kill as many people and animals as possible if given the chance.
      Go and tell a bear you dont wanna die. He will kill you even if it has all the fish to eat a few feet away.
      I hate how people like you, those fucking hypocritical "animal lovers", make angry. I love animals.
      I saved so many birds, reptiles and mice from my cat bringing them home to me as a gift, nursing them back, holding a little bird in my hands for 2 hours to keep it warm as it was shivering and couldnt fly after the trauma of almost being mauled to death, until it felt better and flew away.
      I chased a little baby mice for 30 minutes at 2 am with a flashlight in my mouth, trying to catch it hiding and running around under the bed, caught it and nursed it back to health.
      I LOVE animals. Ive had 2 rabbits, 2 little turtles, 4 cats (2 exotic cats and 2 european cats) and 5 dogs (1 rottweiler, 3 german shepherds and 1 pug) in my life, living with animals my whole life. They died of old age.1 exotic just died at 15 years of age due to renal problems. Im living with 2 cats and 1 dog right now. My other exotic son ive had for the past 15 years has the same renal problems (50% chance for exotic cats to have them, its a gentic disease) and is gonna die soon as well.. they are like my children, sleeping on my head or my chest.

    • @xShaade
      @xShaade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kato093 Exactly the kind of person I'm referring to. You have some research to do - there's plenty of genuine scientific research into animal intelligence, emotions and awareness (not to mention the myriad video footage all over the internet) - with findings ranging from pigs solving puzzles faster than 3-4 year old humans and crows manipulating water displacement to their advantage, to chickens showing signs of empathy and various species expressing sadness at the loss of others they were attached to. Things are not so black & white as you THINK you know.
      Further, I was not projecting anything. Self-preservation does not require humanity, empathy, nor morality, and I made no suggestion of any of them - even though there is plenty of evidence to support each of those traits in various other species in various ways, if you only take the time to look and stop allowing your pessimism to automatically override every thought that enters your head.
      Next, there are plenty of humans that will kill you too even if you tell them you don't want to die, and I can pretty much guarantee you it'll be for less palatable reasons than any bear would have. On top of that, assuming every bear would attempt to kill you 100% of the time for no good reason is just plain ignorant. And no, I am not suggesting that means they are safe to approach.
      Finally, you can take that ridiculous assumption about gladly watching and enjoying humans die right back - you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

    • @billyferal5558
      @billyferal5558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kato093 are you ok?

    • @delicouscake917
      @delicouscake917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So let's just not eat animals and let them overpopulate and starve to death don't eat cows let them breed
      Know why there's a food chain? So animals don't overpopulate without predators herbivores would overpopulate and starve.

    • @xShaade
      @xShaade 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@delicouscake917 We're talking about eating animals now? Ok.
      Human consumption of animals plays very little role in the natural order of this world - because the vast majority of animals that humans eat are farmed, not plucked from the wild.
      In fact it's believed that most farmed animals would die out completely if it weren't for the forced breeding inflicted by humans. Others would slot back into their natural roles and breed at their natural rates - not the vastly accelerated rates employed by humans.
      Humanity artificially inserted itself into that specific role in the food chain and it is more than capable of removing itself again, especially with all the technology and knowledge we have today.
      The Earth and it's abundant animal life were doing just fine for a long, long time before we ever appeared - and will continue to do so long after we are gone, short of us literally blowing the planet apart in our ceaseless pursuit of destruction.

  • @itriyum
    @itriyum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Before the angry joe show ends"
    Damn that hit the feels😔💔

  • @HivisoftheScale
    @HivisoftheScale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I found a 1/10 for you: "Manos: The Hands of Fate".

  • @noahisenberg7255
    @noahisenberg7255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    What’s even more horrific, is the reviews on rotten tomatoes

    • @WG55
      @WG55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This movie is at 72% on Rotten Tomatoes, "certified fresh"! 😖

    • @Numeriku
      @Numeriku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not surprising given it's owned by NBC Universal and Warner (bros) Media.

    • @noahisenberg7255
      @noahisenberg7255 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Numeriku they basically have to give it a good score🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Prime209z
    @Prime209z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "before the AJS ends" 😢 don't say that

    • @declankerekere5999
      @declankerekere5999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What unholy words has been spilt forth form the gods

    • @keiran5170
      @keiran5170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @OzarkoBlam Except the God Emperor of Mankind, he is eternal and only heretics believe otherwise

    • @CBonduMiel
      @CBonduMiel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@keiran5170 death to the God King ! XD imma right ?

    • @deathsdollar2606
      @deathsdollar2606 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      All heros must die so they dont live long enough to become villains!

    • @keiran5170
      @keiran5170 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CBonduMiel HERESY!!!

  • @johnsnake6474
    @johnsnake6474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    11:44 Actually OJ gave RE the final chapter 1/10

  • @The1Kidneythief
    @The1Kidneythief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You guys just saw a decent slow paced movie, its not the worst movie of the year by any means. (Sure there are a lot of greater horror movies out there like Hereditary, Get Out) You are the kind of moviegoers who want fan service, and also you have really short attention span. So watch it again, it will be a good exercise...

    • @Stickykobe420
      @Stickykobe420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The ending was lame bro.

  • @Michael-ez3zg
    @Michael-ez3zg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The Lodge (2019)" and "The Cellar (2022)" *A Double Feature of Madness*

  • @Camelotsmoon
    @Camelotsmoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    3:40 😂
    Spoilers
    Oh shit, Joe gave it a 1; I almost have to go see it now since it was so bad.

    • @RED01SEA
      @RED01SEA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i know right !!! this review made me want to see the movie

    • @UGOkilleth
      @UGOkilleth 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I might have to rewatch it drunk, maybe the comedy version of it is better lol

  • @unforgivengaming8793
    @unforgivengaming8793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Joe’s reaction was how I felt after Star Wars the last Jedi

    • @jackharpe3rd233
      @jackharpe3rd233 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Last Knight, The Last Jedi, or this? I'd call Dibs on the former cause at least Michael and the others just wanted to have fun to be honest.

  • @vahlok1426
    @vahlok1426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I've noticed a trend with Suncance films;
    For every diamond there's a big STINKY POO!

  • @mattjones7226
    @mattjones7226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "1,2,3,4,5? That's the stupidest combination I've heard in my life. That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage."
    -Dark Helmet

  • @4nimeJax
    @4nimeJax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The Grudge
    The Turning
    The Lodge
    Fantasy Island
    2020 has been a big miss for the horror genre so far

    • @willthomas2310
      @willthomas2310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The lodge wasn't even no where near as bad, as he's making it out to be. Also....im hearing good things about The invisible man

    • @Zillasnutt
      @Zillasnutt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro it was really bad

    • @necktienick50
      @necktienick50 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      true but it's also had color out of space and 1br and the invisible man

  • @Brakarei
    @Brakarei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Hilarious review, however I thought the movie was a beautiful work of art

    • @devauricebryant3648
      @devauricebryant3648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But it's not supposed to be beautiful it's supposed to be a horror film

    • @guitarfreak80ftw
      @guitarfreak80ftw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Devaurice Bryant I assure you the director DID intend it to be beautiful and tragic. It was a artsy, horror film. No cheap jump scares, but the intent was to induce dread and make the audience tense throughout.
      It may not work for everyone, but that’s the reality of art and film.

    • @westexon975
      @westexon975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought it was brilliant! Most horror is cheap, predictable scares with no story. This movie builds on the nerves and the reality is scary - not scary because of demons or witches, but insanity.

    • @SuperiorStudios
      @SuperiorStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And horror films are supposed to be beautiful

    • @mozarellacheeze9078
      @mozarellacheeze9078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@westexon975 You're totally right

  • @Benjiman20
    @Benjiman20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn I thought this is the top 15 worst films of 2019... now i feel dumb

    • @johnbasterson7938
      @johnbasterson7938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is. This movie is the top 15 worst movies of every year ever.

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not as dumb as this movie apparently. Mistakes happen, but this movie is an absolute abomination

    • @billboardbraggins1443
      @billboardbraggins1443 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnbasterson7938 This movie is so bad it transcends time itself.

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Billboard Braggins the only movie that holds that title is Paul Blart Mall Cop 2, that movie is diarrhea in a fucking shoe

  • @roni2971
    @roni2971 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BUT!!!! You have to admit that opener with the mom killing herself was fucking amazing!

  • @dondraper3898
    @dondraper3898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is a "Neon" feature.
    They produced that rip-off of "To Die For" called "I, Tonya".
    This is about what I would expect and they should expect the save revenue that I gave to their other films from me
    ... which was $ 0.00.

    • @Revan-eb1wb
      @Revan-eb1wb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you just call i tonya a bad movie?? Lol

    • @Revan-eb1wb
      @Revan-eb1wb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dondraper3898 okay...

    • @dondraper3898
      @dondraper3898 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Revan-eb1wb I called it a rip-off of "To Die For" cuz it was- except that movie gave Joaquin Phoenix & Casey Affleck breakout performances. They would go on to win Oscars.
      "I, Tonya" is kinda lame by comparison. It gave an old hag who's name I can't even remember an Oscar.

    • @dondraper3898
      @dondraper3898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Revan-eb1wb I also think Nicole Kidman was a better lead in "To Die For".
      I also find her sexier in the 2 DC movies she appeared in than Margot Robbie was in the 2 she appeared in but that's besides the point.

  • @aaronshouting588
    @aaronshouting588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I knew this was going to be a very divisive movie the moment I saw it at a festival back in September. It’s certainly this year’s Mother!. I personally liked The Lodge, but I could definitely understand why people would hate it!!

    • @necktienick50
      @necktienick50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      except mother makes sense and is a great film

    • @stephenthedude4383
      @stephenthedude4383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@necktienick50 but this movie did make sense. Are you dumb? Seriously how did it not make sense???

    • @necktienick50
      @necktienick50 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stephenthedude4383 ok. ya so the guy gives this girl who he knows has had a disturbing past a gun with the password 1234, leaves her alone with his children. they take her stuff to mess with her but are also stupid enough to take her medication knowing she needs it due to being apart of an insane cult. also the leader was a recording on a speaker. how the fuck did she not realize that it was a speaker. the way humans interpret sound in real life is significantly different than voices in their head

  • @LordBloodySoul
    @LordBloodySoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    You just spared me and my siblings a ton of money o_O
    This movie truly sound horrible D:

    • @Mirage238
      @Mirage238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It really is

    • @drawmelikeafrenchgirl
      @drawmelikeafrenchgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It really isn’t. It depends entirely on what you like about film. It is not full of creepy imagery or jump scares, but it is a very good psychological horror film - along the same vein as “it comes at night” was - where you don’t really know where things are heading, and there’s not necessarily a feeling of “fulfillment” when it’s over.
      It is a complete downer of a film, and it also takes place between three actors (for the most part) locked together in a small snowed-in cabin.
      Angry Joe and the others completely missed the mark on how they spoke about this film, and every other movie critic on TH-cam is saying the exact opposite of them for a reason. It is a film with layers, and for people like AJ, usually a film isn’t good unless it leaves them feeling happy at the end; this intentionally does not cater to that emotional need, and this review is going to be extremely regrettable as more time goes by - as it is a clear testament to their inability to recognize powerful writing, and does nothing but highlight the fact that these three cannot be taken seriously as critics, and have no idea what they’re talking about.
      They may say “edgy” things in their videos that make people giggle, but they missed the mark here, and it’s tragic.
      Try to form your own opinion, and take their movie reviews with a pinch of salt when you watch them. Otherwise you may miss out on a number of great films that they don’t like, but are completely wrong about.

    • @LordBloodySoul
      @LordBloodySoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@drawmelikeafrenchgirl
      No, I trust Joe on that.
      Me and my family are watching Horror Movies since the days of original Psycho, Jacob's Ladder and Silence of the Lambs. And ever since I started watching his Movie reviews, I was spared truly horrifying Movies, which I watched for fun on the internet, later. His recommendations are a must, considering that none of us, over here, want to pay 20€-30€ to see a shitty movie in the theater.

    • @drawmelikeafrenchgirl
      @drawmelikeafrenchgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LordBloodySoul Thats nothing more than an admission of blind-submission to another person’s extremely narrow viewpoint. Now I’m not saying you’d like the film - based on our interaction so far I’m actually certain you’d hate it for no other reason than because AJ told you to - but the critiques he provides about films are surface-level opinions like “I didn’t like it because it was stupid and bad”, and offer no real insight into anything that can be considered analytical objective criticism about the structure or the actual problems with the films he’s reviewing.
      It’s sad to know so many people will miss out on great films - simply because three clowns get together every other day to capitalize on the following of this channel, and shell out half-assed thoughtless reviews on movies that other - much more credible reviewers - are calling praise-worthy.
      It’s just food-for-thought. If his thoughts are enough for you, then by all means carry on, but he’s not right about this one.

    • @lonnybreaux32TTV
      @lonnybreaux32TTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LordBloodySoul nah psychological horror Masterpiece 👌🏼🤷🏻‍♂️ and you trust joe bro they didn’t like hereditary .. craziness

  • @ItsShatter
    @ItsShatter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I saw the trailer for this dumpster fire and pretty much instantly knew it was gonna be garbage.

    • @thebigbadone1234
      @thebigbadone1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yet you haven’t seen it therefore can’t have an opinion on it lol

    • @ItsShatter
      @ItsShatter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thebigbadone1234 I can have an opinion it just wouldn’t be backed up all too well. Wait how do you know I haven’t seen it?! Stop stalking me!

    • @thebigbadone1234
      @thebigbadone1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its Shatter No you can’t lol you can have an opinion on what you saw from the trailer but not on the film itself because you haven’t seen it. It’s not hard to tell judging by your comment.

    • @ItsShatter
      @ItsShatter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      thebigbadone1234 I seen da trailer and it looked like doodoo

    • @ItsShatter
      @ItsShatter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      thebigbadone1234 I’ll take joes word for it too. He described it- sounds stupid. Didn’t see it, still have an opinion.

  • @natevega6894
    @natevega6894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn’t even finish the movie I was so fucking bored

  • @BRUCEJJ66
    @BRUCEJJ66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I hear people hating on "horror" movies like this (did you hate "The Witch", too? Was "Hereditary" too long for you?) I wonder what kind of horror movies they like? Are you a huge fan of the "Annabelle" movies? Are Rob Zombie & Eli Roth your favorite directors? I'd agree that "The Lodge" isn't for everyone, didn't seem to be intended for mass audiences (it's not your grandpa's Hammer horror movie), but I could appreciate the filmmakers efforts (as well as the casts').

  • @janevivian24
    @janevivian24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's honestly hard to take you seriously when you said suicide squad was "an awesome fucking movie".

    • @donamameng
      @donamameng 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      they took it back, also theyre different genres
      but i dont take ajs’ movie reviews as 100% artisanal critique, instead as like a bunch of friends looking for an enjoyable time

    • @janevivian24
      @janevivian24 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@donamameng when did they take it back? Also i don't understand why he would even watch this movie if he didn't like hereditary or any other arthouse horror film lol

  • @SlothinAintEasy
    @SlothinAintEasy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hold up. Alex cook's? Are we going to get a cooking show? Maybe stoic Alex's cooking show?

  • @wondiefive
    @wondiefive 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Lodge definitely falls under the "trailer is better than the movie" category. This is one of those oddball movies, select people will say your hate towards it is because you didn't "get it". Symbolism doesn't excuse a trash ass execution. I'm 1000% sure I would get my ass whipped, after someone watched this from my recommendation. This movie deserves nothing more than reading the Wiki page for the entire plot.

  • @darknekomiles2182
    @darknekomiles2182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I actually liked this movie, i liked how slow it was and how it made me feel uneasy, and the ending only helped making me more uncomfortable

    • @VaunShiz
      @VaunShiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well you're not very intelligent because the plot lacked all logic to where I laughed the whole time

    • @TheUchihaCub
      @TheUchihaCub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Well you’re not very intelligent for forming a different opinion than me” 😂

  • @ronyscot3118
    @ronyscot3118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ME: I'm going to see if Joe has already reacted to the batman "screen test" batsuit....
    JOE: fuck that, how about a review of a bad movie that nobody saw or asked for?

  • @ghu600
    @ghu600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the lodge was incredible. don't trust these guys

  • @olivial8354
    @olivial8354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i cant believe you guys think this is worse than gretel & hansel

  • @tydaguy2k19
    @tydaguy2k19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Real Question: Would you rather rewatch CATS or this movie?

  • @CapucineNighly
    @CapucineNighly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When Netflix releases Open House, I thought no other horror movie would top it at "Worst horror movie ever". But apparently this movie might take that title away.

    • @horrorfan2070
      @horrorfan2070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RENN V nope, it’s actually a pretty good movie

    • @BattleRedRaider
      @BattleRedRaider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It wont. These guys shouldnt review indie horror

  • @Creepjacker
    @Creepjacker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Its actually been reviewed overall favorably by critics lmao.

    • @heymistercarter.
      @heymistercarter. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yea, I saw this at Overlook Film Festival, and I actually thought it was good. I'm guessing this movie just wasn't for these guys.

    • @IMMACYCLOPS
      @IMMACYCLOPS 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s the plot holes and characterization that broke the film for them. I ADORED the cinematography, but I can’t ignore the story’s problems.
      SPOILERS FOR THIS MOVIE BELOW
      The dad leaving them with a former cultist that he researched himself (and only knew for less than a year), the kids leaving the gun with the former cultist (who even THEY didn’t trust), the kids seemingly letting the dog freeze to death, and the former cultist somehow walking back to the lodge in a giant circle.

    • @Melissa-hd3jr
      @Melissa-hd3jr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IMMACYCLOPS 1)he definitely knew her for more than a year, when the mother killed herself he wanted to marry her (which means he must have knew her for some time) and then 6 months passed, 2)leaving the gun was definitely stupid, 3) the dog scape and they look for him but couldn't find him

  • @ericellsworth9852
    @ericellsworth9852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn, did we even see the same movie? And did they even see The Turning? That movie was far worse than this film. I really enjoyed the film. Its atmosphere was creepy, the acting was good, the cinematography was fantastic, and there were few to no stupid jump scares.

    • @Stickykobe420
      @Stickykobe420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The ending was lame, the movie was great until the end.

  • @ericgallwey5406
    @ericgallwey5406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Joe's Score: 1/10
    Rotten Tomatoes Score: 75% WTF! What movie did RT see, because it was not what Joe watched, or they are insane and dumb.

    • @davidwilson4446
      @davidwilson4446 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never trust critic reviews on RT... especially within the last year or 2

    • @JFresh1520
      @JFresh1520 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      RT is more accurate and reliable LMAO. Have you seen the movie? It’s not that bad, 1/10 is ridiculous, I’d say it’s a 6.5. It had some creepy elements, good acting, good directing, etc. Don’t listen to Joe LOL. Watch the film and voice your own opinion.

  • @tropictom5996
    @tropictom5996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Perhaps a zero would be:
    Some people with a grudge go to a lodge and experience a turning.

  • @nathanbraden3586
    @nathanbraden3586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Animals do not like to die” lol

  • @jimmyramos1989
    @jimmyramos1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It wasn’t that bad! Did you see “Fantasy Island”!!!!?!??

  • @Jaycy845
    @Jaycy845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I’m back after seeing it and..... I absolutely loved it 😂

    • @goodenoughforever
      @goodenoughforever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too I just watched it and got on TH-cam to see what other people thought and I thought this was one of the best horror films I've ever seen. Also how the help could you be bored from this film???? This review is ridiculous.

  • @VaunShiz
    @VaunShiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did the film makers expect us to forget that the dad gave a gun to a women he knew was damaged while his kids are stuck in a house with her , the kids even said he wrote a book on what happened to her, the dad talked to the kids and not her the whole time , whatttt......there is 0 logic in this movie

  • @PopCultureNihilist
    @PopCultureNihilist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    no ghosts.
    1/10

  • @johntayloris
    @johntayloris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This movie was like the director of Hereditary remaking Home Alone

  • @kerrid5717
    @kerrid5717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *Me, who kinda liked it and actually had moments of fear and suspense watching this video like:* 👁👄👁

    • @collinsgitau6989
      @collinsgitau6989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I actually liked it

    • @collinsgitau6989
      @collinsgitau6989 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ricky Harper It was really good and enjoyable for me as well.I didn't know what to excpect.Seems like these guys had expectations, set from the trailer, that weren't met.

  • @4everpartyy
    @4everpartyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I swear to God everything they are saying is EXACTLY how I felt about Once Upon A Time in Hollywood.

  • @clubsnatcher
    @clubsnatcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's not a great movie but it's not remotely REMOTELY as bad as they're suggesting. This films ending made perfect sense.

  • @puspapuspa4770
    @puspapuspa4770 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    A stepmom who's psychotic, triggered by a dysfunctional family? - "an incredible disappointment, and a waste of time *but* it was insulting..." Still got a 2! Can *feel* AJ's immense loathing of that, "insulting" by the numbers, predictabie plotline! LOL! Can Fast and Furious 9 escape with better?

  • @unrulyduke
    @unrulyduke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sonic free riders was a great review. Never forget that line, it’s the like the developers didn’t get the memo! 😂😂😂