i wanted to help someone being chased by a gorilla, right before i intervened the gorilla took a big ol 180 and decapitated me. this is somehow an achievement, and apparently i was a sacrifice which gave me the hero ribbon.
I played this yesterday and won the lottery for 9 million dollars. I bought a 2 million house and a 23k car and sold the house to but a 4 million house. I also went an an 8k vacation and payed for all my kids colleges expect for the kid that I didn’t have money for when he went to college. I had 7 kids.... and I died at the age of 67.... I think.
Gloom:I haven't murdered my boyfriend yet it's not worth I'm going to Saudi Arabia : They chop your hand of if you steal anything :Gloom I'm going to Ireland Me:Dying of laughter
21:28 I hate to break it to you guys who thought that was a sick joke but it’s TRUE! If you steal once, one hand cut off, twice, other hand cut off, third time one foot/leg, fourth other foot/leg...
Hi kassie!! You NEED to make another BitLife video because there’s a new update where you can become royal and get married to a king or prince or be born into a royal family!!! Your goal should be to become the queen
If you can guess the name of the purple haired girl with spider web leggings, a spider thing around her neck and a red thing on her left arm in yandere simulator, I will sub to you.
"Should I be the Stacey to this Chad?" Any time someone says that a Stacey and Chad are just always together it makes me laugh because my mom is friends with a couple named Stacey and Chad... Its such a stereotypical couple...😅
I actually played BitLife and I got a job as a porn actor and I was cracking up and thinking, ‘Gloom would totally do this’ 😂 Lol also “Not Guilty” sounds like the person from Cell Block Tango
Sophie Johnson while Kassie was playing she was talking to her mom about what food to eat then she said “my teeth aren’t in yet” but her teeth would have been in because she is 3 years old in the game
0:14
Kassie: *a cute guy on Twitter liked my tweet*
Terry:**sad music plays**
Lol 😂
@@aclownwithagun4995 i support
Terry: *Sad Noises*
What if Terry WAS......
THE GIRL!!!!!
It is terry
aaaand Kassie’s playing bitlife again
I love it.
Hahahhahaahahhahahahhpaahahahhahhahahhahahhahahahaha
and you are an ARMY yay
Marta Tozer me too
Samme
@@sophism_art5926 i will
I can just imagine the faces of her neighbours when they hear her screaming “I PICK POCKETED THE DOCTOR!”
This is just a Another TH-cam channel lol
Or when she yelled, "Why do I always get ringworm at the gym?"
Or when she shout "I DROPPED OUT OF COLEGE
I seen this at that exact moment lol
Athena Rayne Mills look it's the grammar police 😒
Gloom please come back you were my whole childhood
I miss her too 😢
She's coming back in September!
She’ll come back when she’s ready.
@@STXRRZXXwhat day?
Oh really? Because it’s November.
*Kassie, I think you'd do really fun on a reality tv show xD*
I really think so. Thanks for making me laugh.
Ikrrr she should
@@jackiem-vt3fw What reality TV show do you think Kassie would be on ?
Probably her own lol
Reality tv is the worse, so no
rest in peace not guilty pelletier
William Copelin xD 😂 🤣 😆
"I'm underage it should be fine" *immediately tries to become a stripper*
Everything anime208 likes no replies
Lol ikr
kassie: makes dating app age 50-59
kassie two seconds later: "hes 50?!!"
*’Cassie:’
@@bradymcdannald6479 no its kassie
@@_.Magpi3.F00d ok and? nobody cares + nobody asked
@@bradymcdannald6479 like to get some chill pills:) I know u need them, same!
@@bradymcdannald6479 You corrected them first
"one day im gonna find him, im gonna make him give me money, and its gonna be the best day if my life."
wow. just wow
"Mr. Snoop Doggy FunkNasty.... can i please have a raise?"
I literally cried from laughing so hard after i heard that 😂😂
theorangeone _ he dropped the idea of getting her a promotion like it was hot 😂
Mr. Snoop Doggy FunkNasty:no gurl i rember you for highsohcol you try to cheat on my friend and that awnser no
13:39 🤣 😂
hello dude
16:00 actually, one time when I was playing BitLife, i asked for a promotion, but got rejected. *LITERARY 1 SECOND LATER I GOT A PROMOTION*
Wait you or Kassie?
iamswag got an promotion
BHAHAHAHA
When I play bitlife and I wanna work as a doctors cuz the salary is huge but I didn’t go to doctor college
Lol
Kassie really knows how to make people laugh when you have a bad day
Ikr
ikr
Ikr
Gloom: *changes name to Not Guilty*
Terry: my girlfriend is so clever.
“I now do the professional art, of- don’t ask cause my husband will be mad” 😂
~ Gloom
"We declare not guilty-"
"YAY I'M NOT GUILTY!"
@@accio_firewhiskey8256 XD
My girlfriend just broke up with me so I watched this and it made me laugh so thank you :,)
Abigail Paige Your girlfriend never deserved you anyways
Abigail Paige Rip u ps yOuR gIrL fRiEnD iS a BlOoDy IdIoT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abigail Paige Oh I’m sorry 🙁
Abigail Paige Then she wasn't good enough for you.
Damn sorry
Gloom: He enjoyed it way more than I did so maybe he’ll marry me
*Your boyfriend, Noah, has left you for Madison Caron.*
Gloom: NOOOOOO
Nice Gacha pic
Werewolf Gaming ty :))
Would you like some cake?
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( • - •)
/ ⊃🎂 Hi im Meya_Gaming if you subscribe ill subscribe to you :3 I do GACHA'S
@@meyabeall8732 I sub you sub to me?
Bleh bleh youre profile is gacha so you are a anime addicted girl leave gacha and anime now or youll get 72 years in prison
kassie: *asking why shes getting rejected to be an exotic dancer*
me: MSYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU ARE UNDERAGEEEEEEEEEEEe
You are right
She was rejected at 20🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
she was 20 😑
@@grant.aris.callisto2178 no she wasnt she was 14
@@z.zimmaa she was dating a 14 year old. She would have been in jail
*baby blue looks great on her*
I agree
It goes well with her hair. That top is cute!
So agreed
ikr? she has awesome taste in clothes!
Lol I always see you're comments on azzys and gloomy videos💖😂
Don’t worry, once I died after someone whacked my finger. The other my wife threw a grenade at me because I lost $10,000 at the horse reces
Riley M I died because a squabbled with my bro and he poked my finger and I died
wHaT
If you’re dead, you can’t be able to Type this though?
i wanted to help someone being chased by a gorilla, right before i intervened the gorilla took a big ol 180 and decapitated me. this is somehow an achievement, and apparently i was a sacrifice which gave me the hero ribbon.
reces peces
You died from injuries in this game. I died from a Hippopotamus charging at me...
Lol, SQUADDDDD
I died after being pecked by a chicken
I wish I was lying.
BEST BITLIFE DEATH EVER.
I died from a Komodo dragon....
I died from trying to save a person getting decapitated by a gorilla
I died when a alligator killed me lol and when trying to save a girl from a tree
Notification: Your parents won’t let you drop out of school.
Kassie: Okay I’m gonna stop talking to my mom and only ask for money 🤫
And about 7 years later dropped out of high school
Kassie: WHOOO I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL 🥳
Run away from home
"Are Measles still a thing? Are they still around?"
Honey, youve got a big storm comin'!
When Cassie owns handcuffs and playboy bunny ears
Hmmm
Booty police is coming for that a$$. Oh no! Cassie doesn't like it.
I thought the same thing when I saw those hand cuffs I was like 😏😏😏 I see you cassie
Could just be halloween stuff but u never know 😉
😷 ewwww Cassie WHY
lmfao i thought that too i was like KASSIE WHY DO YOU OWN HANDCUFFS?!
Mom: Here's 4 dollars
Me at 4:IM RICH
YAAAASSS GIRL YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS
I WICH! I WICH! XD
unicorn rainbow gamer xD
Lol I do that with $5.00
xD rich toddler *Dabs*
"Oh he liked it maybe he'll marry me!!"
Literally one second later he leaves her.I
"I'm killing him for it"
Lol
Welcome to bitlife... Its chaos and its glorious
Kassie: I wish you could ask your boyfriend for money
Bit Life: *hold my beer*
Bitlife*
@@fleurfairyy6951 BitLife*
Bill's Eyelash BitLife**** •
@@Account-vv7ew BitLife***.
@@Zetofks LIGMA
Once in BitLife I asked my dad for money and he gave me 2000 dollars
But when I asked him to pay for college he said no😂😂
Sarah Eliza when I was 8 my mother gave me 48000 dollars in BitLife
@@leighdunhoff3189 I don't trust that at all I think it's a lie
purenepaliketa12 it happens I have
@@shelbyfrickey5095 yea I got that toady when I was playing too
@Kara Vela now this one doesn't make sense how do you get 400000 by asking ur parents??
This video taught me a life lesson
Drop out of highschool
@@wow-fd2ts LOL
Escaping is possible but it's not easy.
Good
I think the life lesson is that his gay? No?
Love how BitLife comes up with the most chaotic, random, tongue-twisting assaults💀
"Hey, what do you do for a living?"
"I PAINT GIRAFFES!!!"
"Cool, lets go on a date!"
“I oop- I forgot that I have a boyfriend- totally forgot about that....this could be my way to make money 🤔”
Me confused
@@Rewindddddd listen this was a year ago and I have no memory of what I was thinking when I commented this
Smol brain sisters
OooooOOOOooOoOooooooOOOOOOOoOhHHhh you got a heart from Kassie
grilled monkey brains and cold blood smoothie
BRUH GUYS STOP BULLYING HIM
lol
UwU
"I escaped like 14 times"
...no, you escaped 5 times
Ikr
It's still impressive
*E*
Kassi: "I DROPPED OUTTA HIGH SCHOOL!!!!
@@blue.739 stop trying to look cool-
@@marinebio.harper stop being rude
@@sunsetbabypotato3362 how am I rude
@elviiqs your saying there trying to be cool you never know what other people are like so please don't assume that there trying to be cool- ty
Oof
“But I don’t have a wife to come back to..”
*_Divorces with the wife who she came back to_*
Awww
I played this yesterday and won the lottery for 9 million dollars. I bought a 2 million house and a 23k car and sold the house to but a 4 million house. I also went an an 8k vacation and payed for all my kids colleges expect for the kid that I didn’t have money for when he went to college. I had 7 kids.... and I died at the age of 67.... I think.
Nice
One time I won about 92 million after wasting about 100k on lotto tickets😂
Our bitlifes will be better than our real lifes lol
Oh I played and tried the lottery and won 36,000,000 dollars
I got 87 million dollars when I won lol
This is the 80 thousandth time that I've watched this video and somehow I'm not tired of it😂 ig it shows how entertaining kassie can be
Kassie: "Regina"
Theatre kids: " YOU GO GLEN COCO!"
That’swhyherhair’ssobigit’sfullofsecretsifyou’refromafricawhyareyouwhiteonwednesdayswewearpinkthatistheugliesteffinskirti’veeverseeniwantmypinkshirtbackohmygoddannydevitoiloveyourworkshedoesn’tevengohereit’snotmyfaultihaveastrongflowandawidesetvaginacoughcoughi’msickgetinloserwe’regoingshoppingthankssoyouthinkyou’reprettyyougoglencoco
Monika wth
GLEN COCO GLEN COCO GLEN COCO.. and none for Gretchen Wieners bye
GLEN COCO! GLEN COCO! GLEN COCO!
And none for Gretchen weiners bye!
“Taylor tells you after that she is married”
Nobody
Really no one
Gloom: wHaT a hOrRiBle pErSoN
Haha hahaha hahaha
This message
her also is cheating her, her wife at the same time
@@alicagrey6664 😂
ʏ̃ᴇ̣s̃
Kassie: I was born in Regina.
My mom: WHAT DID SHE SAY?!
Kassie: re-gin-a
My mom: o-ok sorry I interrupted
Felix Girl lOl, thats funny xD
Lol
REGINA GEORGE
Although… nvm
LOL we have the exact same story 😂
Kassie: I’m gonna try to be successful.
25 minutes later
Kassie: *gets sentenced to jail for 100 years* 💀
wait wait wait.... when u showed the giraffes did u play a cow noise!?!?!
Lol
Ah yes. How could I forget the time my brother whacked me with a lightsaber and then I died at age 4 😆😬🥴
yeah i said it
LOL!😂
Once I died at age 2 from cancer of the buttocks
@@babygirlincorporated my sis died at age 0
😝
9:04
Me:wow I have so much in my bank acc
My Bank acc: You have 10 bucks and a chocolate coin from last Easter
Mine: all you have is a peanut :')
Well you must be really rich
Alternative Title: Cassie being sent to jail, escaping prison, finding dates, and going back to prison...
...Then escaping once again.
True!
Guess Gloom's mom didn't vaccinate her for measles.
i̥ͦd̥ͦi̥ͦo̥ͦt̥ͦ D̥ͦe̥ͦg̥ͦḁͦs̥ͦ yeah because she got mad at her for asking to drop out of school.. lol
When your dog is smarter than you
Love you Kassie Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Nobody:
“You know if you steal something in Saudi Arabia they cut your hand off”
THATS DARK LIKE REALLY DARK OH MY!!!!!
Oh gosh no just no
Dylan Thomas Prowse yup, it depends on what crime you did, no body steals much in Saudi Arabia take it from me and saudi
Abby the Corgi Queen no body steals much in my country so it’s not a problem in Saudi:)))) we are about peace don’t be scared 😭😭😭💔
@@lol3615 Okay. I just hope I never go to Saudi Arabia and see someone with a missing hand. That would be horrifying! I do want to go there now. LOL
Cassie: Noah liked it a lot more than I did. Maybe he’ll marry me
Noah:leaves Cassie for Madison right after
I had just moved my Percy Jackson book when she said “my father is unknown”
😏
Nobody here gets me? Okay.
Ooh look a little blue like! So unique!
Lol I understand!!! My friend made me read one of the books and I kept reading them
Chicas Cupcake, me too!
never mind that i finished the Percy Jackson series, The Heroes of Olympus series,and the Trials of Apollo,AND Percy Jacksons Greek Heroes and Gods.
I understand it!
I understand
This is how many times Gloom escaped prison in this video
👇🏻
twenty eight times... hm.. okay
48???!!!!!
104! Sounds right
117! Precisely!
120 like not sure about that
Gloom:I haven't murdered my boyfriend yet it's not worth I'm going to Saudi Arabia
: They chop your hand of if you steal anything
:Gloom I'm going to Ireland
Me:Dying of laughter
Like nope,nevermind, doin a u turn.
@@st4ry.n1ght57 what Disney Movies do you watch?! ;-;
@@xsimplybaileex4902 Aladdin. ;)
@@plainsongsss ight that's different 😂
I gonna lacerate your nose... Oh cute guy oh twitter! OHHH- Gloom whenever filmed
"oh that's my dead my mom..." goes to her wife
‘Your boyfriend, Noah, has left you for Madison Caron.’
My first name is Caron.... 😂
Caron Tiezema why did you take the kids? Jk
Caron Tiezema my first names logan and she dated a logan in the game
Caron Tiezema my first name is Madison
«lol»
"lol"
“lol“
”lol”
„lol„
My first name is eden which means I’m probably not going to be mentioned in the game (dad’s account uwu)
Okay, okay
Can we just acknowledge...
*She stands up while making a video, for 30 minutes!*
I can't even stand for 10 seconds...
riqzs um I think she’s sitting on a chair 😐 😑
Malaska :D Thanks but I'm not retarded
Acknowledge it :)
1. SAMMEEE
2. WHY TF ARE DEZ PPL SOOO RUDE
No offense but I'm pretty sure she is sitting down on something but she keeps standing up then sitting down when she needs to.
Kassie: I wanna make decisions real life me would make 🙃
Also Kassie: **Assaults ex-boyfriend**
Maybe she would do that
“Oh that’s my dead mom”
-Gloom 2019
21:28
I hate to break it to you guys who thought that was a sick joke but it’s TRUE!
If you steal once, one hand cut off, twice, other hand cut off, third time one foot/leg, fourth other foot/leg...
How you gon steal a 3rd time wid no hands
Ya idiot
@@Kate-ti7qb 💀
@@joe-vq9sp pls tell me
"Your parents wont let you drop out of school"
HMMMM
PARENTS... YOU MEAN
MOM?
Lol
I was thinking the same thing
Hundred likes noce
lol
Hi kassie!! You NEED to make another BitLife video because there’s a new update where you can become royal and get married to a king or prince or be born into a royal family!!! Your goal should be to become the queen
"I don't have a big enough word."
Me: Infinitesimal.
Queen Teen xox AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH all the Thomas Sanders stans are screaming
@@karlarwdf3385 YAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!
If you married someone in the game and killed them(in the game) wouldn’t you get their money?
That sounds so wrong😂
Yeah. One time I had tried to get the “deadly” achievement, so I killed my mom (weird ikr) so once she died I got her net worth of $193360!!
That's messed up... 😹
Kassie I like your shirt ❤️ I know you probably won’t see this but I want you to know that if you do see this where did you get it?
43 likes no replies
Hi
rose 8 subscribers no friends
Brandy Melville
,
I miss her “ happy day I am GlOoM “
Gloom:Alex-aaaa we have *baby* now.
Me: *dying of laughter*
Love it
You're the pen..
That draws my life✍🏻
You're the sun
That brightens my world☀️
You're
the best girl
Who can agree?👍🏻😊
LPS_whiskers Love no offense but....🌕=moon ☀️=sun
Lpsspaceashes BOOP sorry
you're*
Nope. I’m ugly
I thought you were talking about me....... #foreveralone
Kassie: Listen logan i think its time we had married
Every english teacher: *got! *got married
Akinala Chirayla get*
love how twinkle always has his tongue sticking out
He has been dead for a year and 2 days
@@badassboombox wow harsh that was before he passed away
@@badassboombox hes dead??
@@rathole36hes been dead for almost 2 years??
@@_.kylie_ ..
Kind
Awesome
Silly
Surprising
Important
Excellent
Great
Lovely
Outstanding
Outgoing
Majestic
Molly Kinder
Terrific
Exciting
Really cool
Romantic
Youthful (idk it’s hard to find words for yellow)
I have seen a secret the secret is KASSIE GLOOM
Kassie\gloom is all those things
Mini
Orange Is
Lovely
Like
Yogurt
Kind
Intelligent
Nice
Darling
Extraordinary
Rare
If you can guess the name of the purple haired girl with spider web leggings, a spider thing around her neck and a red thing on her left arm in yandere simulator, I will sub to you.
Kassie : *is happy to go see a film*
Film: My fathers wallet
Kassie: I dont have a father.
*Kassie: I am cured of Alexander. He’s smart*
*Alexander: It’ll blow you off this flat earth*
"Should I be the Stacey to this Chad?" Any time someone says that a Stacey and Chad are just always together it makes me laugh because my mom is friends with a couple named Stacey and Chad... Its such a stereotypical couple...😅
Gloom: my mom is broke
SHE’S JEFFERY STAR!!!
She is so weird.....but that’s why I freaking love her❤️💖
why does she randomly have hand cuffs?
Reasons.
@@aceofheartss1972 dirty or clean reasons
Idk I'm just guessing she bought them for the thumbnail...I hope
She might be a police officer
@@paigegradowski7113 yes
who’s watching in 2024
Me
Not just u
ok mizuena
25:32 so this game knows "7 rings" by Ariana Grande...
*oH nUuUu mE pEpE*
NuUUuuU .-.
the Measles are in an outbreak because of the anti-vac moms in Vancouver
Regina is in Saskatchewan. That LITERALLY would never happen in a normal world.
2 views and 97 likes. You've broken the internet Kassie❤️❤️
Btw ily
@@annahuang241 I didn't know it worked like that tbh
Anna Huang no it’s after 5 seconds
arachnid gaming it doesnt
ARMYYYYYYYY
@@stantwiceandloo1208 ARRRMMMMYY
Money does grow on trees because money is paper paper comes from trees duh
Do you even know the definition of "grow"?
Kpop Solar money is made out cotton too
Logic. At it's best.
Kpop Solar money is not paper, it is cotton
Do you know the definition of grow
I actually played BitLife and I got a job as a porn actor and I was cracking up and thinking, ‘Gloom would totally do this’ 😂 Lol also “Not Guilty” sounds like the person from Cell Block Tango
Saaaame
Yesss
Gloom: aren’t they supposed to crawl or do a little of this GAGA OO HELLO
1:51 “my teeth aren't in yet”. You're 3 your teeth are in lol
whaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Sophie Johnson while Kassie was playing she was talking to her mom about what food to eat then she said “my teeth aren’t in yet” but her teeth would have been in because she is 3 years old in the game
@@kaitlynnerose sorry
She did say that she had never met a baby b4 so
I thought she was gonna say, "applesauce"
The background music for each time she escapes prison is just funny. 🤣😂🤣😂I can't 🤣
BitLife:
Name-Amelia
Birth-6 july
Me:
Name-Amelia
Birth: July 7
Me again: How is This possible?!!!
BAHAHAHA U ACT SO FUNNY WHEN UR NOT
Snow Flake̸ what do u mean?
Snow Flake̸ I didn’t mean to act funny xd
@@2cute2care. rude
@@2cute2care. LOL
Kassie:
"I love him so much!"
Also Kassie:
Oh wait I'm not supposed to love him-
*explains that she doesn't really love him*
SURE SUREEEE
you can get expelled from school if they won"t let you drop out
How??????????????????!?????
How!
It’s pretty rare tho
How
How
I’m Amelia Carrey-Poirier. Poirier. POIRIER.
love ya gloom
Is it weird that I was actually playing BitLife
not at all
the way she randomly got hand cuffs lol missin gloom
Um why does she have hand cuffs like i understand why like she's in jail but did she just had them laying around and if she did...😂
Kawaii Pop I have random handcuffs... 😂
Kawaii Pop and those lace bunny ears...
@@katesmallwood4192 I don't see any bunny ears
I have your profile pic saved I'm using it on discord
I have NO idea!!!
"Mr Snoop Dog Funk Nasty"😩😞why does he...nvm
15:16 I laugh at that every time coz of the face and voice she uses 😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️
13:40 My brain made this sound way worse than it was
Or was it my brain... Find out next time on drago-
‘Gagga googo hElLo’ was the funniest thing ever
I was literally reading this when she said that at the exact moment!
“Are measles still a thing? Weren’t they eradicated?”
Karen: I think not
YES YES YESSS!!!
MORE KASSIE + BITLIFE!!!
it kinda killed me how Kassie just left her bitlife at 2% health
This is the most entertaining Bitlife video I've ever watched.