Just watching this 3 years later and I can just see how sweet Lauren is because she doesn't like when she has to skip watching plays with her mom and misses a funeral and feels really bad about it. Love ya
THATS WHY YOU BUILT LIKE NO HOME ORANGUTSN DISCO MOD BABOOY GORILLA TAG NO HOME CRUSTY DUSTY TOILET PLUNGERTHATS WHY YOU ALL BUILT LIKE KNOCK OFF SID THE SCIENCE KID NO HOME CARDBOARD BOX LOOKIN DISFIGURED TELETUBBY CROSS EYED EARWAX CRUSTY OVEN MITTEN
@@layla2783 true. No one can speak for the whole spectrum and experiences differ for everyone. Not wanting to fall in love isn’t in the basic definition so you’re right, srry I forgot.
I mean she said it in the video why am I doing anything but sleeping I’m sick why did I think that was funny......oof. I’m gonna yeet myself oof a bulding now....
@@mariafausti3128 *cough* I was referring to other games, that's why I didn't say 'this game' or 'bit life' there are tons of older games where you can get diseases
@@jacobbiscuitsuuu yeah I now that I’m not a lesbian I mean I love her but not as a romantic way. Also I made this comment 11months ago. Get your facts right
I was going to marry my bitlife husband and have the honeymoon at area 51; but we didn't have enough money. Instead they waited a few years, got married and adopted a bunch of cats.
Lauren you should play some games on Steam. There are a lot of really fun games you could play. 1: Staxel 2: Planet Zoo (In BETA coming out on November 5) 3: Slime Rancher 4: Please more Raft!! 5: House Flipper Like so she can see!!
Lauren:you only have one life! My cats: *Start Licking themselves* And meowing Me: I get you guys have 9 lives Edit:Thanks for the likes !!❤ Here's a Cupcake 🎂
"This is going to be the shortest BitLife ever." Muahhaah, lies. I once got cancer right after I was born and died at age 1. edit: *picture me constantly staring in awe at the like count on this meaningless comment*
I was once playing bitlife i got a new life and then i died straight away while still being zero lol in other words i didnt have a life lol i didnt even know it was possible
Yes, for anyone wondering you can die from walking corpse syndrome Though not in the way you may think. People affected by walking corpse syndrome hold the strong belief that they are dead and therefore do not need the necessities like food and water, leading to death. People with walking corpse syndrome are more likely to commit unalive too.
Someone had a character called Toni Anderson, these are her stats (I'm sharing this because I think it's so funny): Gender: Female Age: 1268 (infinite vampire bug glitch) Sexuality: Straight Marital Status: Single Education: High School Diseases (this is where it gets interesting): 1. Bunions 2. Cancer 3. Arthritis 4. Multiple Sclerosis 5. Dementia 6. Sleep Apnea 7. Alzheimer's Disease 8. Fibromyalgia 9. Heart Disease 10. Sexomania 11. Bowel Incontinence 12. Diabetes 13. Shingles 14. Hay Fever 15. Lyme Disease 16. Hearing Loss 17. Walking Corpse Syndrome 18. Mad Cow Disease 19. Schizophrenia 20. Foreign Accent Syndrome 21. Ebola 22. Bubonic Plague 23. Alien Hand Syndrome 24. Anxiety Location: Brisbane, Australia If there is any the game missed reply below cause is literally catching them all. Also can you guess what killed her, cause i'll be damned if I do reply below.
5:43 “He’s an infant how could he hate me?” Probably because his name is Pervis...... Edit: Just be glad that you’re not his mom who he probably hates even more 😆
‘I have hives and their is nothing I can do about it’ I have hives and their is actually nothing I can do to heal it. I love you so much Lauren, stay safe
*Lauren: (6 years old) This might be the shortest Bitlife ever.* I once had a Bitlife where I was diagnosed with heart cancer at 2 years old, and then I got anxiety at three years old, and then died at four 😐
I have cancer lives too. (LUNAR STAR): Diagnosed heart cancer at 2, Depression at 3, died at 5 (SOLAR STAR): Diagnosed kidney cancer at 1, Depression at 2, died at 4 And they weren't even SISTERS.
“hi! my name is bash ketchup. my lifelong goal is to become the most *powerful* catcher! catcher of what, you may ask? *illnesses!* i’m bash ketchup, and i should be your doctor.”
Wait, Walking Corpse Syndrome is in Bitlife!? Way to go for awareness! Walking Corpse Syndrome isn't actually how you described it, though. I actually had a "mild" case of it for awhile (put as "mild" because there really is no case of WCS that is truly "mild". Mine just wasn't as bad as other cases. Most known cases cause you to be in a constant state of delusion for long periods of time, but I had periods of time where I was lucid. Those lucid periods were still painful, though, 'cause I was constantly fighting back against the delusions and that much mental effort gave me awful headaches). I'm WCS free now, thankfully, but I still have to be aware of if my depression starts getting bad again. WCS is absolutely horrible. Try thinking of the worst case of depression you've ever had, and multiply that by 1000. It's impossible to know how awful it feels unless you've actually experienced it for yourself. When I had it, it felt like I literally had no soul. I would just sit and stare into blank space for hours on end. I wouldn't eat because I thought I was dead and "dead people don't need to eat". I couldn't look at myself because every time I looked in the mirror my brain would be telling me my skin was rotting off. There were times where I thought I had no brain or stomach. And no amount of reasoning from my parents or doctors could convince me I wasn't actually dead, 'cause the disease effects the area of your brain that deals with reasoning, so I was just stuck like that. I finally got better after a ton of therapy and finding out my body wasn't making enough cortisol and was put on medication for that. I fell like I shouldn't be surprised WCS is in Bitlife. It's a pretty weird disease, after all. And shoutout to Bitlife for having it be caused by the right circumstances. Starting out with regular depression and just doing nothing until the depression gets bad enough to turn into WCS? Sounds about right to me! Oh, and yes, you can die from it. Not from te condition itself, but from your reaction the the delusions. As I said before, there were times where I didn't eat because "dead people don't need to eat". A lot of people with WCS end up dying from starvation or vitamin deficiencies.. I was lucky that I still lived with my parents and they pretty much forced me to eat when I refused to do it myself.
Hi If you’re reading this message is to remind you that YOU are beautiful and also so sweet 😊 I wish you the best luck in your life Love from a small channel 💝
Ailments! Gotta catch ‘em all! It’s you and (Ail)me(ents). *I KNOW IT’S MY DESTINY* _Ailments!_ _Yeah..!_ *We’re* (not) *friends.* My health I can’t defend!
Other people: Pokemon! Gotta catch em all!
Lauren: Diseases! Gotta catch em allllllll!
ONG SOO TRUE XD
Lillipop Lallipop lol yea
YAAASSSS
**cough cough** It’s called *_ALimENTS_*
Lillipop Lallipop me thinking my Pokémon comment is genius scroll one down and see this (no hate your comment is awesome)
ItS NOt a PHasE iTs mY LIfE!
-laurenzside 2019
I did this...
Got depression at 7
Got the flu a year after
Got cancer
My cat died
Father died
And I died
I WAS 14
Rip
Oof
blade-fire inferno it was in Bitlife. Keep re-reading and maybe you’ll figure it out..
Don’t jump straight to conclusions kids
blade-fire inferno Bit life EXIST
XD
Just watching this 3 years later and I can just see how sweet Lauren is because she doesn't like when she has to skip watching plays with her mom and misses a funeral and feels really bad about it. Love ya
THATS WHY YOU BUILT LIKE NO HOME ORANGUTSN DISCO MOD BABOOY GORILLA TAG NO HOME CRUSTY DUSTY TOILET PLUNGERTHATS WHY YOU ALL BUILT LIKE KNOCK OFF SID THE SCIENCE KID NO HOME CARDBOARD BOX LOOKIN DISFIGURED TELETUBBY CROSS EYED EARWAX CRUSTY OVEN MITTEN
IKR
m 4 years later
@@CrazyStorm907 ur not alone lol
@@marymonica64are we all watching for old vids?
"DON't fall in love!"
Me: *_"Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?"_*
@@she_sings76 Done!
@Hollowed Echos That's already my logic. 😂
@@she_sings76 No one ever asks people to subscribe to them..
They just wait for them to subscribe
Ty so much
I can't fall asleep BUT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!! wow
One of my favorite youtubers watches another one of my favorite youtubers
*my life is complete*
Who is it
@@Galaxy_______768 Mattshea cause she got the idea from him therefore she watches/watched him
Same
Same
Same also Mattshea is friends with another one of my favourite youtubers, oompaville
Lauren: *Is a literal zombie*
Bitlife: Your *friends* want to *spend time* with *you*
Me: HOW DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS
Bitlife zombie lauren being more popular than us in real life x'd
@@hereiti5278 honestly
500th like
You had 666 likes well I fixed that
Nightcore Cassie she very likable even in the afterlife
Lauren: “Don’t fall in love”
Aromantics: Yes!
Lauren: “Don’t get any animals, don’t form any relationships”
Aromantics: Nooooooo
Aromantic doesn’t mean you don’t want to fall in love
@@layla2783 true. No one can speak for the whole spectrum and experiences differ for everyone. Not wanting to fall in love isn’t in the basic definition so you’re right, srry I forgot.
Asexuals too
@@honkskaii asexuals dont feel sexual attraction they can feel romantic attraction
@@anastasiacusa6822 yup
Me: Lauren’s parents should be grateful to have a kid like her.
Parents: she does nothing
Me: be grateful......
You go girl!
😂
XD
👁👄👁
"i wonder how many illnesses there are in this game?"
*GOTTA CATCH EM ALL*
EDIT: is this an antivaxx anthem
I was the 100 like yw
NoOo
ILLNESSMON
ILLNESS YOU ARE MY DESTINYYY
Its like Pokemon but with illnesses
Lauren:“Today we will be doing absolutely nothing “
Me:SOUNDS LIKE A FUN VIDEO
yEs
SOUNDS LIKE MY LIFE
Cool these people are gonna rule the world(me when im a boy)where gonna die
Hello I see u I don’t like your comment
Andrew Oxford I don’t care
“im going to collect them all!”
like diseases are pokémon
im lauren kechem from the kingdom of lazy
Oh yeah did not even notice
Pokey mom
@@avatran3887 YES
XD
emilys mom: *dies*
emilys happiness: goes up 8%
lauren: why did my happiness go up?! *voice crack*
edit: I have never gotten so many likes :O
Reereeereeeeee
My mom didn’t die
Yes I know it’s a joke
Aaaaaaahhh!!!!!! LAAAAAAAAA!!¡¡!!!!!!!!
Gáłåxÿ Čät Çhãń i had to like it had 449 likes ;-;
@@michelle9085 It's accualy 455
“I have depression and there’s literally nothing I can do about it.”
-Lauren 2019
Edit: Holy fricc, thanks for all the likes
Me......
And that is the last famous line she said again
.........IHY
Story of my life
Julie Gilliam um I do 2
got to catch them all ILLNESSES
little shadow dieseses*
Illnesses gotta catch em alllll
XxAftons xX 👁👄👁
Exept CORONA
@@learainbow2495 🤣🤣🤣
lauren was trying to do absolutely nothing, but she found her burning passion for ailment collecting
*Welcome to the learning with LaurenZside*
Today's lesson:
*What is walking corpse syndrome*
Syndrome ^
welcome to learning with xxxtentacion's
how to not spell
@@gemmamcardle5373 Perfect
I mean she said it in the video why am I doing anything but sleeping I’m sick why did I think that was funny......oof. I’m gonna yeet myself oof a bulding now....
@@zedeadbug9995 Sorry, **Off**
Lauren: “Have you ever felt like you wanna do nothing??”
Me: Yes-
Lauren: *FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE?!*
Me: nope-
)man jmhMyug
Hahahaajja
me: yes
Same
I've already broke that rule
One time I died at age 3 on bitlife because I rolled out of bed and hit my head shortest bitlife I ever played
Edit: thanks for the likes
sunflower 48 i once died at age 2 because of cancer? ... or something and i got the unlucky badge so ...
My niece died at age of 2 because she smoked... AT A GAS STATION
I died at age 11 because my little brother hit me in the head with an axe.
Grey Highlighter oooooof
@@sullyidr omg i doed of cancer at 3 i didnt get any badge
Micheal seeing this: you dare use my words against me Potter?
Lauren: *silence*
Yes
Are you talking about eggs? -Ennard
Lauren: “ do you wanna like, not go to school, or date and stuff.”
me: ...
Me: HECK YA
LOL same girl😹😹✋
I don't wanna do any of that stuff but I'd love to take care of a cat~
Ya I love animals. ❤️
Kitty Ninjabolt You speak my language
Lol 😂
2000: oh no! Don't get this disease in the game!
2019:
"I wonder how many ailments are in this game... *I'm gonna collect them all!* "
BitLife didn’t exist in 2000
@@mariafausti3128 *cough* I was referring to other games, that's why I didn't say 'this game' or 'bit life' there are tons of older games where you can get diseases
@@mariafausti3128 r/woooosh (yes I have reddit)
@@turdboi-qv2xx r/ihavereddit
@@amelia_rt yEs I sTaTeD aS sO
I did absolutely nothing and I got a successful badge
Well then
oMGG ME IN A NUTSHELL XD
Zarie the wolf weird flex but ok
@@daizy6205 what??
I actually have a screen shot of it xD
People: I'm the most chill person ever!
Emily Grande: *Allow me to introduce myself..*
*Next on my strange addictions*
Lauren: *I’m addicted to getting every disease*
Hello peasant
OH SHIT ILL SHOW YOU WERE MY SHOE FITS-hamilton
antivax kids:
JosephinE ah XDD
I WAS YOUR 666 LIKE
This is the first video I watched of Lauren but then I fell in love with her and her videos
Ummmm she's married.
@@jacobbiscuitsuuu yeah I now that I’m not a lesbian I mean I love her but not as a romantic way. Also I made this comment 11months ago. Get your facts right
Ikr
@@teganwildey4285 sassyyyy 💁♀️ 💅
@@madi..morris yeah!
No one:
Steve: Age 51: I just found out that my phone has a camera.
14:02
Lmaooo this comment should have more likes 😂
me: o k. b o o m e r
xD
How did u do ur emoji in your name ?
Lost Demon ツ ????
@@eliza21011 yeah
Can we all take a second to love the fact Lauren is just collecting illnesses like Pokemon cards😂
*when her bitlife character gets a lot of diseases-*
Lauren:
Lauren: *puts on a pokémon hat* GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL.
" ANXIETY I CHOOSE YOU !"
“WALKING CORPSE SYNDROME, I CHOOSE YOU!”
DEPRESSION I CHOOSE YOU..
TO GET OUT OF MY LIFE :)
LARYNGITIS I CHOOSE YOU
@@angel-ld7kx i was gonna say that...
This video should be called:"This is literally quarantine."
Lol
Lol
True
Lol
Tru
“Don’t fall in love.”
Me: ...
“Don’t go to school.”
Me: ...
“Don’t get any animals to take care of.”
Me: NOPE!
Sonia T literally me :)
I already have 7 animals,
*I NEED MORE*
@@soxchuck5541 my friend has 4 chicks, *ya want it?*
Spinella 49 my friend has 34 horses, **ya want 25? She can buy more horses.**
@@izzyl6383 yes
I've never seen anybody so happy about getting diagnosed with a disease-
Lauren: Do you ever feel like doing nothing?
Coronavirus: Let me make that a reality
Lol- legit *_*
Yes
Ha Ha this was 9 months ago Ha Ha help me.
Your profile picture and username are freaking legit-
10 months later were still here
Lauren: Do you guys feel sometimes like you just don’t wanna do anything?
Me: *ahem* i dO tHaT eVeRyDaY
That's doiNg something!!
Same
We need help right?
This could be bad for our mental hea- OH WHO AM I KIDDIN’ WE ALL DO IT SO WE’RE GONNA LIVE maybe
ME TOO sorry I'm lying I be on my tablet all day Edit: I get literally nothing:(
I was the 209 like
one day, i got married to my girlfriend at the beach.
*the honeymoon was at area 51 and then i got diagnosed with alien hands*
!emmithedummi! OMG 😱
XD
Did u know alien hands can make a person punch and slap themselves? 👽
!emmithedummi! Lol! 😂
I was going to marry my bitlife husband and have the honeymoon at area 51; but we didn't have enough money. Instead they waited a few years, got married and adopted a bunch of cats.
“I have depression, and there’s literally nothing I can do about it!”
-Lauren 2019
I just saw that
6:53
Me: But i didn't see you spend time with him lauren
I watched a video about the walking corpse syndrome, and their was a girl who had it, *and her name was EMILY.....*
Uhmmm
😲😲
Omg I think I did too! Untold stories of the ER! (I think)
Dang it Emily
@@theblindguy9623 😂😂😂😂
Weave? Snatched
Notifications? Working
Galaxy? Merch
Bitlife? Nothing
Hotel? Trivago
Hotel Trivago is Sssniperwolfs thing.
Yeessshhh
Annika Hunter nobody cares
Originality? Absent
@@bloomingflower3636 I agree with you because others use it and it doesn't matter who did it first because it's a time that no one cares anymore
4:53 Poor editor getting yelled at by Lauren even tho she is not being yelled at by Lauren
Lauren: “Somebody wants to date me... no that seems like doing something”
MOOOOODD!!!!🤣
😂
I JUST HEARD THAT AS I READ IT LOL-
Lauren you should play some games on Steam. There are a lot of really fun games you could play.
1: Staxel
2: Planet Zoo (In BETA coming out on November 5)
3: Slime Rancher
4: Please more Raft!!
5: House Flipper
Like so she can see!!
YASS WHAT HAPPENED TO RAFT!!! Lauren please play more Raft with Bobby
November 5...
November 20th
*kairi and I have entered chat*
Kairi's my friend.
Fia Kitten, I really like Slime Rancher, I have it for ps4.
Fia Kitten Niche: A Genetic Survival Game is also a good game
Walking corpse, having no organs
Eggs Benedict/Michael Afton: Are you talking about me?
Tia Gulick
... *Your nonexistent life-*
Nah we be talking about the walking grape boi
Ennard: why is everyone looking at me?
I lobe FNAF. And i see why you said that
Funtime foxy:uh...micheal...?
Funtime foxy:funtime freddy burn down the kitchen....
Lauren when the dad dies: NOOO I WANNA GO TO THE FUNERAL BUT I CANT DO ANYTHINGGG
Lauren when the mom dies: “ohh noo” *skips funeral*
Lauren:you only have one life!
My cats: *Start Licking themselves* And meowing
Me: I get you guys have 9 lives
Edit:Thanks for the likes !!❤
Here's a Cupcake 🎂
They may only groom and meow, yet all their lives are more exciting than ours
They don't have nine lives
Seri Yuu yes they do
Where did cute craft go?
Infinite Times And DemonicMidnightYT oh,well when I dropped a cat off a building when I was 5 it went,uh you know,it was dead so R.I.P cat
THIS WAS THE START OF CORONA
Ha, I edited it again. Now you wont know what the comment was about A SECOND TIME.
She didn't had AIDS it's incomplete
@ Wow 👏👏👏
Gotta catch em all!!
ARE*
Miku Riku you forgot the quotes
Lauren:walking corpse syndrome!
Me: *looks it up* *goes back to video*
Lauren: *looks it up*
Me:wow what a waste of time
LMAOOO that made me laugh
Oof
Same ;-;
Same I looked it up
I did the same thing oof
Lauren: do you guys feel like you wanna do absolutely nothing?
Bruno Mars: Have you heard of me?!
"This is going to be the shortest BitLife ever."
Muahhaah, lies. I once got cancer right after I was born and died at age 1.
edit: *picture me constantly staring in awe at the like count on this meaningless comment*
• TinCan • SAMMMMMEEEEE
• TinCan • I-
I once ended my life at age of 0
I was once playing bitlife i got a new life and then i died straight away while still being zero lol in other words i didnt have a life lol i didnt even know it was possible
I surrendered at 0
Nobody:
Bitlife: Your nephew Basil just married Lauren Zside, an 18 yr old waitress!
JoyJaynea you mean, “Lauren Zside, a BIG TH-camr
•Potato Sammy• Timing?
Flo is cancelled (don’t tell me I’m not the only one who remembers the Diner Dash and Flo games)
Steve: Age 54 Years: I spent 52 minutes looking for my phone before realizing it was my hand. 14:05
I aspire to be like this.
Um that happened to me because I was half asleep
Age 51: I just found out that my smartphone has a camera
👁👄👁
..yes
@@its_just_fandom_trash2627 you make me scroll all the way down-
Yes, for anyone wondering you can die from walking corpse syndrome Though not in the way you may think. People affected by walking corpse syndrome hold the strong belief that they are dead and therefore do not need the necessities like food and water, leading to death. People with walking corpse syndrome are more likely to commit unalive too.
"I Have Hives.. YAY!"
-Lauren 2019
Someone had a character called Toni Anderson, these are her stats (I'm sharing this because I think it's so funny):
Gender: Female
Age: 1268 (infinite vampire bug glitch)
Sexuality: Straight
Marital Status: Single
Education: High School
Diseases (this is where it gets interesting):
1. Bunions
2. Cancer
3. Arthritis
4. Multiple Sclerosis
5. Dementia
6. Sleep Apnea
7. Alzheimer's Disease
8. Fibromyalgia
9. Heart Disease
10. Sexomania
11. Bowel Incontinence
12. Diabetes
13. Shingles
14. Hay Fever
15. Lyme Disease
16. Hearing Loss
17. Walking Corpse Syndrome
18. Mad Cow Disease
19. Schizophrenia
20. Foreign Accent Syndrome
21. Ebola
22. Bubonic Plague
23. Alien Hand Syndrome
24. Anxiety
Location: Brisbane, Australia
If there is any the game missed reply below cause is literally catching them all.
Also can you guess what killed her, cause i'll be damned if I do reply below.
Was it old age that killed her?????? I know it's a dumb question but its bitlife
Prob died from an illness xD
@@autumncxlxrs2190 but which one?
@@theREALsilviautism Yes.
TONI HAS BUBONIC PLAGUE? GONTA DSONT LIKE THAT
" I have depression and theres litrally nothing I can do about it"
-Lauren 2019
Me in a nutshell
@@cubeception4561 lol same
there's*
literally*
Lauren: This may be the shortest BitLife ever.
Me: I had a BitLife character who died at 3 years old from Cancer.
"I'm pretty sure tonsillitis can kill you if not treated"
Me with no treated tonsillitis "WHAT-"
Same tho
Yeah I think it can by spreading to your heart or something?
Yes it can, tonsilitis when left untreated can close up your throat and you cant breathe
You're clearly a kid if you still have your tonsils. You've no need to worry yet.
Why is your username like that?😔
Lauren: literally does nothing.
Her subscribers: 1000000 views
No hate though. I just think it’s funny
Lauren (if she sees): :o
Abby Patt no it’s just kinda funny lol
Ö
Serena_505 soon to be 2,000,000 U-U
quality content right there
"My parents seem like they want me to be very ambitious in life"
-Lauren 2019
Hawkfrost
@@kitkit5450 yes, HawkFrost
"i have depression and theres literally nothing i can do about it" me too lauren 😃
,, Oh somebody wants to date me!"
*,, Meh, no that seems like doing something."*
😂 😂
5:43 “He’s an infant how could he hate me?”
Probably because his name is Pervis......
Edit: Just be glad that you’re not his mom who he probably hates even more 😆
Me: * Sees that her character died at the age of 69 at the end of the video *
Also Me: * sHaRp InHale *
N I C E
Underrated!
14:42
Lauren: "My dad died oh no . SKIP THE FUNERAL"
11:51
😂😂😂😂😂
Lauren- Collects all the ailments
Me- Uhh, okay then Lauren XD
Lauren: "I wonder how many different illments I can get in this game! Gotta catch them all!"
Me: *Diseases: Gotta catch 'em all*
14:03 I just found out my smartphone has a camera
*Age 51*
You copied a comment
Yepp he did copy it
@@BAP_ashlynn there's a lot of people who copy comments
@@kerli5759 😂
Oof
‘I have hives and their is nothing I can do about it’
I have hives and their is actually nothing I can do to heal it. I love you so much Lauren, stay safe
When you're early and don't know what to say......
HI LAUREN AND CHAT!!! 😂
HI!
Hello!
Hii!
Hiii
Hi
‘I’m never gonna take care of myself, cuz that’s doing something.’
*dies immediately afterwards*
Yes, Lauren, Walking Corpse Syndrome is a thing😂
"I'm gonna collect them all!"
Covid: YAAAAS! MAH TIME HAS COME!
*Lauren: (6 years old) This might be the shortest Bitlife ever.*
I once had a Bitlife where I was diagnosed with heart cancer at 2 years old, and then I got anxiety at three years old, and then died at four 😐
one time I got cancer at 1 and died at 2 in bitlife... rad
@@NataliaRamirez-mt1fw Damn. Sad life
I have cancer lives too.
(LUNAR STAR): Diagnosed heart cancer at 2, Depression at 3, died at 5
(SOLAR STAR): Diagnosed kidney cancer at 1, Depression at 2, died at 4
And they weren't even SISTERS.
I have committed suecide at age 0
@@danielkjellgren749 How is that even possible 🤔...
Lauren: Do you guys ever feel like you wanna do absolutely nothing??
Me: Yes.
Lauren: For your entire life!!??
Me: ABSOLUTELY.
Everyone: Pikachu I choose you!
Lauren: diseases I choose you !
Lol I feel bad for Emily grande 😆😆😆
Me:Bulbasaur I chose you!
LOL
“hi! my name is bash ketchup. my lifelong goal is to become the most *powerful* catcher! catcher of what, you may ask? *illnesses!* i’m bash ketchup, and i should be your doctor.”
Lauren! You chose to do something!
*yOU TapPeD tHe sCreEN*
*oMg ShE dId!*
o man gawd how could she
Omg she breathed
SHE TALKED 😲
*OmG sHe AlSo TaLkEd*
Wait, Walking Corpse Syndrome is in Bitlife!? Way to go for awareness! Walking Corpse Syndrome isn't actually how you described it, though. I actually had a "mild" case of it for awhile (put as "mild" because there really is no case of WCS that is truly "mild". Mine just wasn't as bad as other cases. Most known cases cause you to be in a constant state of delusion for long periods of time, but I had periods of time where I was lucid. Those lucid periods were still painful, though, 'cause I was constantly fighting back against the delusions and that much mental effort gave me awful headaches). I'm WCS free now, thankfully, but I still have to be aware of if my depression starts getting bad again. WCS is absolutely horrible. Try thinking of the worst case of depression you've ever had, and multiply that by 1000. It's impossible to know how awful it feels unless you've actually experienced it for yourself. When I had it, it felt like I literally had no soul. I would just sit and stare into blank space for hours on end. I wouldn't eat because I thought I was dead and "dead people don't need to eat". I couldn't look at myself because every time I looked in the mirror my brain would be telling me my skin was rotting off. There were times where I thought I had no brain or stomach. And no amount of reasoning from my parents or doctors could convince me I wasn't actually dead, 'cause the disease effects the area of your brain that deals with reasoning, so I was just stuck like that. I finally got better after a ton of therapy and finding out my body wasn't making enough cortisol and was put on medication for that. I fell like I shouldn't be surprised WCS is in Bitlife. It's a pretty weird disease, after all. And shoutout to Bitlife for having it be caused by the right circumstances. Starting out with regular depression and just doing nothing until the depression gets bad enough to turn into WCS? Sounds about right to me! Oh, and yes, you can die from it. Not from te condition itself, but from your reaction the the delusions. As I said before, there were times where I didn't eat because "dead people don't need to eat". A lot of people with WCS end up dying from starvation or vitamin deficiencies.. I was lucky that I still lived with my parents and they pretty much forced me to eat when I refused to do it myself.
I just read all that
@@Bubbles_Art 😂 Hey, good for you!
@@mikaelacash3791 lol
Damn, good for you that you got better, I know it must've been tough.
5 replies and 37 likes? lemme fix dat
Me: *eating ice cream while Lauren talking about things people don't do*
Lauren: have a relationship
Me: FACTS
My boy: AM I A JOKE
ME: no.
This whole video is basically “why fall in love when you can fall asleep?”
"Apparently, doing nothing can cure depression-"
_NiCe AdViSe_
Yes that works
It didn't work for me
I did this challenge and I watch my mom choke and die on a bug. Also I didn’t plan her funeral 😂😂😂😂
Oh gosh
God that’s a bit dark
I love ur pfp
@Pallas Athena I know me to
"WHY ARE U R U I N I N G THIS FOR ME EMILY"
Ariana: 👁💧👄💧👁
My name is Emily 🥲
Emily has my bday
@@maiyadawn7936 i thouhgt u said she has your baby 💀
"Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done."
Ailments catchers like Lauren be like: gotta catch em all!
I actually was singing a parody of the Pokerap and I stopped singing when I saw this comment
This is how many "nothings" lauren has said...
⬇
No thanks, but thank you though. I don't give people free likes.
stop
Lauren is the collecting them all
Pokémon!!!
What is the point of enslaving small animals to be a zombie?
Gotta catch them all!
Diseases!
@@panainpublic lol
Lauren be like: Gotta catch em' all (Ailments)
Hi If you’re reading this message is to remind you that YOU are beautiful and also so sweet 😊 I wish you the best luck in your life
Love from a small channel 💝
Dear @YellowWolfy Gacha i swear these words are mine 😊 wishing you a good day /night
So sweet 💗💗💗 I am sub btw
That's so sweet! I subbed!
I agree with yellowwolfy this is coppied and for like+ subs, *facepalms*
Right back at ya! -from smol yt channel
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THINGS"
basically my brain when i do things
Flurby That Weird Kirby Haha, I love your profile pic😂
Aleixia Prof
*Kumertorah use PK Fire!
*Kumertorah was sent to jail for holding firearms!
*Aleixia used PK Lol*
*Aleixia laughed too hard and collapsed...*
*Aleixia lost the battle...*
The new BitLife update:
The death part freaks me out.
Where can I find this game?
@@alexp6405 look up Bitlife in the play store,it's simple
Rayne Giroux maybe he has the play store not the app store
@@mariafausti3128 bruh, i got play store and Bitlife is on it
Lauren: We are BasiCallY going to be a BLOOB.
Me: wow. a 71% attractive blob...
4:45 I love the editor note! Emily, you're doin a great job!
Me: (Comes when it's made 6 minutes ago)
629 comments?
6.1k views??
1.4k likes???
Wow I'm late
Same but IM HOURS LATE CUZ I WAS SLEEPING IN FOR SUMMER!😢😢😢😢😢😢😑😑😑😐😐😐
Megan Is cool yes, yes you are...and....I’m sorry for you
@@teatimewithavery2482 same
MY LIFE
DOING NOTHING AND BEING LATE FOR VIDS
How I feel to
*I have hives*
YYAAAAYYY~
-Lauren 2019
Lauren: why are you doing things Emily!??!?!
Editor Emily: sorry
That got me laughing so hard lmao
“ do you ever feel like you wanna do nothing... FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!”
- Lauren 2019
Lauren: ByE fEliShA
Me: when I die don’t cry just look up to the sky and say ByE fEliShA
YESSSS
乃卂|
Ailments! Gotta catch ‘em all!
It’s you and (Ail)me(ents).
*I KNOW IT’S MY DESTINY*
_Ailments!_
_Yeah..!_ *We’re* (not) *friends.*
My health I can’t defend!
Ailments! Gotta catch them all!
I love collecting ailments! We have so much in common, Lauren