Nothing he could doooo dud. Bugged eating mechanics. Everyone else just eats in a pattern while Phil thinks and tries to trick they food and gets punished. Not his fault dud.
@@Pelaquas He saw "family" and had to buy it because he has a family dood. No one tell him that meals marketed for families assume two adults and two children, not one pigroach, a horse, and a catson.
Hiding his drinking during streams is just one of the factors contributing to his trembling and shaking that just keeps getting progressively worse and worse. It's pathetic to look at.
This is a 42yr old man, eating alone in a dark room upstairs, while his wife eats the same sad meal downstairs by herself.... Happiest he's ever been in his life
But he has to tell us how his food is, because everybody cares so much about his opinions on everything. His "fans" need to know exactly what he's doing and thinking at this exact minute.
The worst part is that’s not even real tequilita! Just some cheap American made alcohol advertised as tequila. It’s so disgusting but he drinking it like vitamins bcuz his body needs it… he’s a Major alcoholic! No wonder Kat stays downstairs while he stays up there getting wasted all the time? What a Marriage 😂
Reminder that restaurants cook things to be eaten immediately, not so much 30-60 minutes from after it's served. Some things continue cooking outside the oven, somethings cool quickly, and they figure that the customer complaints won't be to their face. If you actually want to judge a restaurant, you should go out to try it in person
He would get shut down so quick and exposed in public if he tried to complain to the manager. That or they'll remake it and spit in it, hence the sore throat Phil and his roommate got 😂
IN PERSON!?!? That's terrifying for Fill. Acktual human interaction is the bane of Fill's existence. Reality is painful. The snort fort of solitude is the preferred delusion.
No doubt he bitchéd to doordash and they refunded him cuz he's a platinum member and cuz they get tired of him calling complaining twice a week about his food being cold
"My food is cold and dry after I left it sitting on the side for over an hour because I am a professional businessman streamer d00de I did nothing wrong I did everything correct, REEEEfund me at once and also I need your support so tip me if you like what I do SNORT"
He had a story last week where they didn't refund him because he didn't take a picture of the food before he finished it. And yes you read that correctly he odered food, complained its bad but in the meantime he finished said food because he was hungry and then was grumpy they didn't refund him.
you need an actual reason beyond the food being bad to get a refund. i only get them when i get the wrong order or my food has been clearly messed with.
We can all agree that this was depressing af and vile. This is not how a 42-year-old man who claims to be successful should look. He looks defeated, completely miserable, and depressed.
I mean yeah, he's in a hell of his own creation and can't quit because of his ego. Said it himself he's going to be begging for bits and tips for the rest of his life.
@@Pelaquas Nah bro, if you got a big family, then you train the youngins to do chores, like wash the dishes. That builds character. Unless you want your youngins to end up like DSP when they're middle aged. Ack ack ack!
@@bbqking68Yeah i thought the same. This guy is too lazy to clean his "office", eats only shitfood and drinks too much. No way he actually cleans his teeth every day.
@@bbqking68 Phil has let himself go ever since Panda Lee dumped him and moved on. Not only did she do the overwhelming majority of the housework, but she cooked Phil healthier meals and kept his portions reasonable.
That DSPism is so wrong, it's hilarious. There's no such thing and a "former" alcoholic. There's reformed, and recovering alcoholic, but even if you are dry and were an alcoholic, you are *_always_* an alcoholic. If you _were_ an alcoholic and are still drinking, you are *_still_* an alcoholic in the grip of the addiction.
Seriously I thought it was just a clip from an earlier stream I was like he dosent seem drunk at all lol. That shits crazy. A normal person who does not drink everyday would 100% feel a few shots, even a former alcoholic.
Of course he did. I expect he left the food for ages before he started eating too. Probably he ordered it to arrive at certain time and it arrived a bit early but he left it too long because of his precious schedule. He has done stuff like that before. Such a waste of food. I’m sure there are actual families out there that would have loved to have that feast between them and been appreciative too. I have to wonder if he pretends there is a problem or exaggerates a tiny issue just so he can sound like he has a good excuse to then request a refund. He makes me sick. I bet all the doordash drivers hate him.
He always manages to find a way to make me despise him even more. How can you give a man your own money after he openly says to your face he's going to toss some expensive food into the trash.
@ForeverLaxx the fact he accepted this completely random package based on the word of a single email if proof enough he's lying. Paranoid mf thinks people will mail anthrax to his door If he doesn't double verify every package that enters the snortfort.
Isn't it strange how he rarely slurs his words when drinking on stream? Cuz 6 shots is nothing compared to his bottle of gin he goes through every day.
@@ashleybrooke2087 truth. He acts like a 6yr old who pitches a fit when he doesn't get his way. I'm sure whoever raised him entitled him because grown ass men shouldn't act this way
@@DuskJoker He's tried similar before with his "we need money for groceries on my day off, otherwise we'll have to eat lunch meat sandwiches for the week."
Yes, food tends to be dry and taste worse when you order delivery instead of eat it immediately or pick it up. Especially since I’m sure he doesn’t tip so it takes extra long
@jordandennis6794 Yeah, it is, but it's the case. We both work as equities brokers and I know him pretty well. He's a solo guy, no wife or kids (not interested) and doesn't seem to care about money very much. He makes like 150% of what I make, so like I said, he can afford it. Personally, I save my money to buy a bunch of land one day soon (hopefully before 35) and hire people to ranch it. But hey, our job can be intense, thrilling and very addictive (it really is just nosebleed gambling) and I guess he sees himself doing it forever. He's very good (hence why he makes so much more) and probably loves it. And honestly, even if he spent 200 a day it'd only be 10k a year, less than 7% of what he makes. Most Americans spend a lot more than 7% on food.
Probably because if he failed at it, he would blame the fork for input lag - then claim that the people who made it were cheating and wanted him to look bad. He would need someone to buy him a new Meal and silverware so he could try again.
King PigRoach of the Vile Hatred: "Tip me I have important bills!" Also Piggy: *Gets $355. Drops $100 on DoorDash* And we all know the rest is going to those pulls of sweaty men jpegs.
He doesn’t even try anymore. A fan happened to gift him a camera before this event, just like the fan who sent him the fight stick via a spam email he happened to check and get on his day off.
@aggrocd1985 no, it was. A meal for two people from a restaurant like that is 50$, and that's when one of them barely eats anything. That food was at least 60- 85 dollars. Either way, it rounds up.
I mean his dents literally donate hundreds of dollars every week, he can say whatever he wants but, unfortunately, we all know he makes plenty of money
Are we just glossing over the fact that this man had six shots of tequila with only a bagel to line his stomach and he's just acting normal, former alcoholic my ass
@@tyb.531 he mentioned it earlier in the stream when he was drinking, he said he had six shots and he was saying how hungry he was cause all he ate was a bagel that day
I like how he expects famous dave's to be on par with real, home cooked high quality BBQ. Like I'm genuinely concerned, was he expecting award winning BBQ and fried chicken from a corporate food chain?
Dave's is only good if it's the only option. But they are only great with their sauces their mustard sauce is absolutely money. But door dashed BBQ is always going to be disappointing. I agree with you on everything
then he says he's disappointed because this is his only food he got and he doesn't have backup food. so no groceries I take it and whatever they eat they eat they throw away. insanity
I wish I was poor enough and needing of money. I can't afford to buy $100 of takeout and then even consider throwing it out. I'm just not that poor. Dammit. Also follow up tip: Dry left overs? Put whatever you wanna reheat on a plate, put a big of water on the plate, cover it with plastic wrap, and microwave it. Probably common knowledge, but pinch-a-penny Phil here hasn't thought of it.
To make food taste better means you actually are desperate to make it so... Most of us can make instant noodles perfect to our liking by just adding some cheap veggies. Phil cant even bother to add salt to "bland" fries. That alone tells me he has never worried about money. But hey why would you if others keep bailing you out. Lets just trow the expensive food out and beg for pizza money later.
when his wife cooks up the sloppiest slop, its "yum-yum-yum-yum! delectable!" but when a restaurant filled with professionals cooks something, it's not as good!
bro dumb and dumber absolutely smashed those family meals off camera. Remember when phil burned his midnight sausage sandwich 'snack' , he didn't seem to mind eating burned food back then.
And they still gave him $355. Money has no value to Phil because he doesn't earn it. He can burn through it because he knows they'll give him more as long as he tells them how desperately he needs it.
$100 on enough food to feed 4-6 people and he gets that for 2 people and ends up throwing it out anyways because god forbid he gets sauce for the "dry" chicken.
no way this guy can wagequit at EATING.
He got his bag and dipped.😂
Nothing he could doooo dud. Bugged eating mechanics. Everyone else just eats in a pattern while Phil thinks and tries to trick they food and gets punished. Not his fault dud.
Those potato wedges wouldn't work offline. Flowchart pattern bullshit. Nothing he could do.
Hopefully he wage quits the internet all together.
@@JathanielLunnington😂 those wedges were scrubs and kept dropping his inputs.
always complains about financial strains yet throws out 100$ worth of food
$100 for two people is wild, bro. I spend less than that at a nice restaurant with a total of 5 people 😅
And the dents are expected to pick up the tab.
Forget about the dishwasher...
@@Pelaquas He saw "family" and had to buy it because he has a family dood. No one tell him that meals marketed for families assume two adults and two children, not one pigroach, a horse, and a catson.
@@yungwelfare3394 Hahahaha... you think Philbert tips? I have a bridge I'd love to sell you in London..
Now I understand why Phil thinks he has a family. Together, Kat and Phil are able to finish off a 'family feast' in one sitting.
Lol.
Khet ate half of a cow
@@bbqking68 So she ate her own body weight? Impressive.
7000+ calories, doood....
It wasn't $100 though
🐷"I haven't eaten today... except a bagel... and six shots of tequila."
Recovered alcoholic, BTW. 🤣
Holy shit I thought this was a joke until he actually said it lolol
@@heartbeatsdrum and he said he still owed the dents another shot after eating
Drinks a bunch eats loads of meat but I thought Phil inherited gout ?
@@danielcannon2294 dood he has healthy meals every day except his day off...and today...and that's why he and his wife are so healthy and thin
Hiding his drinking during streams is just one of the factors contributing to his trembling and shaking that just keeps getting progressively worse and worse. It's pathetic to look at.
This is a 42yr old man, eating alone in a dark room upstairs, while his wife eats the same sad meal downstairs by herself.... Happiest he's ever been in his life
Quite a happy, genuine, non-fake family, right?
As sad as it is, it's still better than he deserves
But he has to tell us how his food is, because everybody cares so much about his opinions on everything. His "fans" need to know exactly what he's doing and thinking at this exact minute.
Happier than a pig in shit
Literally pathetic
People really paid $355 to watch an alien akwardly eat doordash and complain
The internet truly is a strange place
A fool and his money….
The fact he had 7 shots of Tequila like it was nothing. Thats telling.
I didn’t even know he was drunk until he said something. Even then I couldn’t even see it.
Bingo. Claims he was "buzzed". 100% an alcoholic.
The worst part is that’s not even real tequilita! Just some cheap American made alcohol advertised as tequila. It’s so disgusting but he drinking it like vitamins bcuz his body needs it… he’s a Major alcoholic! No wonder Kat stays downstairs while he stays up there getting wasted all the time? What a Marriage 😂
So he's an alcoholic as well as a gambling addict? ..
You'll get there when you grow up. You'll learn to handle your alcohol. It'll just take some time.
Reminder that restaurants cook things to be eaten immediately, not so much 30-60 minutes from after it's served. Some things continue cooking outside the oven, somethings cool quickly, and they figure that the customer complaints won't be to their face. If you actually want to judge a restaurant, you should go out to try it in person
He would get shut down so quick and exposed in public if he tried to complain to the manager. That or they'll remake it and spit in it, hence the sore throat Phil and his roommate got 😂
IN PERSON!?!? That's terrifying for Fill. Acktual human interaction is the bane of Fill's existence. Reality is painful. The snort fort of solitude is the preferred delusion.
Just imagine if philmwent tomthe restaurant on his day off, did a shoot, and did this review with fresh food. But can't stop living like a hermit 6:10
Phil's never dry, always drinking from mid morning until midnight or after 6:22
The restaurant might try to kill his family dooood
No doubt he bitchéd to doordash and they refunded him cuz he's a platinum member and cuz they get tired of him calling complaining twice a week about his food being cold
About his food being bugged 😂
"My food is cold and dry after I left it sitting on the side for over an hour because I am a professional businessman streamer d00de I did nothing wrong I did everything correct, REEEEfund me at once and also I need your support so tip me if you like what I do SNORT"
Only drivers get platinum benefits. What are you trying to say?
He had a story last week where they didn't refund him because he didn't take a picture of the food before he finished it. And yes you read that correctly he odered food, complained its bad but in the meantime he finished said food because he was hungry and then was grumpy they didn't refund him.
you need an actual reason beyond the food being bad to get a refund. i only get them when i get the wrong order or my food has been clearly messed with.
We can all agree that this was depressing af and vile.
This is not how a 42-year-old man who claims to be successful should look. He looks defeated, completely miserable, and depressed.
I mean yeah, he's in a hell of his own creation and can't quit because of his ego.
Said it himself he's going to be begging for bits and tips for the rest of his life.
im a 28 year old man who is defeated, completely miserable, and depressed
@@ForGnargnia Atleast you aren't Phil
And despite all that, $355 in tips. Enabling is a helluva drug. Piggy gonna pull some Hogans now!! That money is GONE....FOREVER!
Yeah I agree. This is far from what sucess looks like
"So much meat on it, and it's so dry" sounds just like his wife.
But enough about Kat.
😂😂😂
"You'd have to roll her in flour just to find the wet spot." - Ethan Ralph
He's got to romance khett
Ok, you win today dood, that made me chuckle. 😂
I like it how he spend $100 on takeout, while whipping-out the paper plates 😂
aye, dont be hatin' on the paper plates. shit comes in handy when you got a big family and don't want to wash so many dishes 😅
his dishwasher is still broken, so paper plates is his answer
He's waiting for someone to buy a new dishwasher for him
He didnt spend it, his viewers had to tip him to get him to order it.
@@Pelaquas Nah bro, if you got a big family, then you train the youngins to do chores, like wash the dishes. That builds character. Unless you want your youngins to end up like DSP when they're middle aged. Ack ack ack!
He always looks like he’s in pain when he eats
It's his teeth, their in terrible shape 8:41
@@bbqking68Yeah i thought the same. This guy is too lazy to clean his "office", eats only shitfood and drinks too much. No way he actually cleans his teeth every day.
@@bbqking68
Phil has let himself go ever since Panda Lee dumped him and moved on.
Not only did she do the overwhelming majority of the housework, but she cooked Phil healthier meals and kept his portions reasonable.
@@fuman7057 probably didn't put up with the drinking ALL DAY EITHER
There’s no dental plan for employees at Burnelli Productions.
The losers giving him all that money 🤡🤡🤡
Jealousy is a sin buddy
@@_CrimsonBladethere’s no jealousy here, it’s just facts
@@_CrimsonBladeget back to work to give Phil your money 😂😂 loser
@@_CrimsonBladeget a mental health professional buddy. Could never be miserable like u lmfso. Get help weirdo
Dents, dented for a reason.
$355 for this. So incredibly depressing
He's so sick that he's on a diet of Jose Cuervo
Former alcoholic 6 shots of Cuervo deep and completely unaffected (while under the weather)
That DSPism is so wrong, it's hilarious. There's no such thing and a "former" alcoholic.
There's reformed, and recovering alcoholic, but even if you are dry and were an alcoholic, you are *_always_* an alcoholic.
If you _were_ an alcoholic and are still drinking, you are *_still_* an alcoholic in the grip of the addiction.
@@-suphur 🤦thats the point
I myself am a former pro alcoholic
"FORMER ALCOHOLIC"
Seriously I thought it was just a clip from an earlier stream I was like he dosent seem drunk at all lol. That shits crazy.
A normal person who does not drink everyday would 100% feel a few shots, even a former alcoholic.
Before anyone even doubts it - yes he asked for a refund
That’s fucked. If it was so bad he shouldn’t have eaten it.
Of course he did. I expect he left the food for ages before he started eating too. Probably he ordered it to arrive at certain time and it arrived a bit early but he left it too long because of his precious schedule. He has done stuff like that before. Such a waste of food. I’m sure there are actual families out there that would have loved to have that feast between them and been appreciative too.
I have to wonder if he pretends there is a problem or exaggerates a tiny issue just so he can sound like he has a good excuse to then request a refund. He makes me sick. I bet all the doordash drivers hate him.
He sent a picture of the food to DD and demanded a refund 5 minutes after it arrived.
He always manages to find a way to make me despise him even more.
How can you give a man your own money after he openly says to your face he's going to toss some expensive food into the trash.
Lol a random fan bought him that Webcam that just so happens to pan over to his marathon meal he was planning. Uh huh.
Not to mention it's compatible with Windows 8 (he refuses to update his OS). He obviously bought it himself.
@ForeverLaxx the fact he accepted this completely random package based on the word of a single email if proof enough he's lying. Paranoid mf thinks people will mail anthrax to his door If he doesn't double verify every package that enters the snortfort.
What a coincidence he was gifted this camera out of the blue the day before his summer "party"
It’s always a coincidence with Phil, isn’t it?
All these things he needs that arrive from a mysterious donor "behind the scenes" on his day off.
@@jazzygeofferzoh but they are always old fans, been watching since the Heavy Rain playthrough most probably. 😂
And a gift from another person who doesn’t want to be mentioned.
Isn't it strange how he rarely slurs his words when drinking on stream? Cuz 6 shots is nothing compared to his bottle of gin he goes through every day.
Better to be standing than passed out.
Is it really a bottle a day?
Throwing out the food is so insane and wasteful what the hell is wrong with these people
He's a spoiled, privileged, entitled child.
White people
@@_CrimsonBlade has nothing to do with race tho
@@ashleybrooke2087 truth. He acts like a 6yr old who pitches a fit when he doesn't get his way. I'm sure whoever raised him entitled him because grown ass men shouldn't act this way
years ago. on camera he threw half a pack of ground meat because he didnt need it for the current recipe. he is that wasteful
"I just spend $100 yesterday guys, so *snort*, I'm really hoping to hit the tips goal today."
Yep, the total of what he raked in won't be mentioned. He probably considers the day a wash, or a negative for what he spent.
Plus he'll have 2 big bills.
Raising money live for your "feast" the day of is such a manipulation tactic. "Yeah guys, I dunno. Guess nobody wants me to have food for today🐽😢"
@@DuskJoker He's tried similar before with his "we need money for groceries on my day off, otherwise we'll have to eat lunch meat sandwiches for the week."
getting food delivered from a bbq chain restaurant thinking it will be the greatest thing ever... they literally gave him yesterdays food
$355 in tips, jesus people
He had $50 for a shot and they all bought into it.
@@Clamfaced "They" being OIC and all his multiple personalities, all fantasising about getting Dave drunk and slipping something in somewhere.
@@IAmPezHe probably got off when he saw Phil’s nasty ass duck feet.😂
@@IAmPez like his weiner
those totally organic totally trustworthy manually entered tips always seem to show up for marathon days
Drinking six shots of Cuervo, with a head cold, on an empty stomach. The behavior of a mentally stable mature adult.
and a recovered alcoholic
Remember, he's not a lolcow, people. He told us so himself.
Yes, food tends to be dry and taste worse when you order delivery instead of eat it immediately or pick it up. Especially since I’m sure he doesn’t tip so it takes extra long
but also it's easy to mess up chicken and have it dry. he should have used sauce.
Even the way he eats pisses me off
Yet you still watch him, you’re hate watching a miserable man EAT takeout 😂 how weird is that?
Have history of gout and still eating these kind of food and drinking gin, lol
He’s probably spent more money on doordash lifetime than anyone else. Ever.
Nah, I know a guy that spends over a hundred every day on delivery. Unlike Dave he can afford it, though (makes 600k a year).
@@andrewbailey7045that's still ridiculous and insane
@jordandennis6794 Yeah, it is, but it's the case. We both work as equities brokers and I know him pretty well. He's a solo guy, no wife or kids (not interested) and doesn't seem to care about money very much. He makes like 150% of what I make, so like I said, he can afford it. Personally, I save my money to buy a bunch of land one day soon (hopefully before 35) and hire people to ranch it. But hey, our job can be intense, thrilling and very addictive (it really is just nosebleed gambling) and I guess he sees himself doing it forever. He's very good (hence why he makes so much more) and probably loves it. And honestly, even if he spent 200 a day it'd only be 10k a year, less than 7% of what he makes. Most Americans spend a lot more than 7% on food.
surprised he didnt ask chat how to eat his meal
Probably because if he failed at it, he would blame the fork for input lag - then claim that the people who made it were cheating and wanted him to look bad. He would need someone to buy him a new Meal and silverware so he could try again.
For $100 more he'll eat it wearing a vest.
King PigRoach of the Vile Hatred: "Tip me I have important bills!"
Also Piggy: *Gets $355. Drops $100 on DoorDash*
And we all know the rest is going to those pulls of sweaty men jpegs.
300 gone on pulls already according to tj gamebox
He'll piss four times a stream but won't go get some BBQ sauce to save the meal?
Khet drank all the bbq sauce dood
Remember when he said he inspired the guy from report of the week? 😂😂😂
Just like he invented let's plays as well.
pure gluttony and greed
Famous dave's dropped the combo 😲
They're not as famous as our Dave clearly.
The reviews are gonna be funny
You missed the opportunity to add Pig snorting and squealing noises while he ate. lmao.
That lean-in-to-bite ratio is insane LMAO
LEAN IN MANUAL BITE
Curls his lips back every bite like he's allergic to forks
@@DuskJoker 😂😂😂
Guy claims he is broke, but he buys $100 worth of food for dinner. Guy is so bad at lying.
He doesn’t even try anymore. A fan happened to gift him a camera before this event, just like the fan who sent him the fight stick via a spam email he happened to check and get on his day off.
Phil didn't say it was 100. The creator did. You are being lied to for views and comments. At least Phil tells you it's a scam.
@aggrocd1985 no, it was. A meal for two people from a restaurant like that is 50$, and that's when one of them barely eats anything. That food was at least 60- 85 dollars. Either way, it rounds up.
Also, watch the video lol. He literally looks up the EXACT order phil gave, and it says 80 and 180 for either option.@@aggrocd1985
I mean his dents literally donate hundreds of dollars every week, he can say whatever he wants but, unfortunately, we all know he makes plenty of money
Famous Detractor Chicken didn't disappoint today
The foot up to the food is DISGUSTING
The fact that he doesn't have the self-awareness to realize how nasty that is is infuriating.
So is the fact that he is constantly talking with his mouthful. The whole thing is just upsetting.
Are we just glossing over the fact that this man had six shots of tequila with only a bagel to line his stomach and he's just acting normal, former alcoholic my ass
Did I miss something in the video, how do u know that?
@@tyb.531 he mentioned it earlier in the stream when he was drinking, he said he had six shots and he was saying how hungry he was cause all he ate was a bagel that day
The way he ate the pizza confirms he's just a Pollack wishing he was Italian lmao
I swear to God, watching dogs and pigs eat disgusts me less than watching Phil eat 🤢
DSP complains more than any human on planet Earth.
human children 👽
even when he wins or gets what he wants, he complains.
I like how he expects famous dave's to be on par with real, home cooked high quality BBQ. Like I'm genuinely concerned, was he expecting award winning BBQ and fried chicken from a corporate food chain?
Dave's is only good if it's the only option. But they are only great with their sauces their mustard sauce is absolutely money. But door dashed BBQ is always going to be disappointing.
I agree with you on everything
I’ve never seen a supposed married man eat in such a sad, bachelor way. The weird tiny table thing. The disposable plates. Jesus H Christ…
If you’re so broke, maybe a Little Caesar’s hot & ready pizza or a Top Ramen? White Castle? You definitely aren’t eating on a budget…
stuffed crust little caesars goes hard for 15 bucks
@@novarat4089 absolutely!
@@novarat4089 Their deep dish is actually top tier
Even Domino's $6:99 deals work, just do pickup.
no need to budget when people throw money at him everyday for years
Ewww, that enhanced audio of DSP's complex mouthparts taking apart his robust meal his dents treated him to.
I thought it was the Predator eating.
Drinks 6 shots of jose cuervo on an empty stomach THEN decides to order delivery.
then he says he's disappointed because this is his only food he got and he doesn't have backup food. so no groceries I take it and whatever they eat they eat they throw away. insanity
why do we torture ourselves like this
Imagine watching this seriously. ♿♿♿
Imagine paying him to watch this.
I wish I was poor enough and needing of money. I can't afford to buy $100 of takeout and then even consider throwing it out. I'm just not that poor. Dammit.
Also follow up tip: Dry left overs? Put whatever you wanna reheat on a plate, put a big of water on the plate, cover it with plastic wrap, and microwave it. Probably common knowledge, but pinch-a-penny Phil here hasn't thought of it.
could just use that chicken and make a nice soup for kat since she is, you know, sick with a cold. kinda hard to fuck up chicken soup
To make food taste better means you actually are desperate to make it so... Most of us can make instant noodles perfect to our liking by just adding some cheap veggies. Phil cant even bother to add salt to "bland" fries. That alone tells me he has never worried about money. But hey why would you if others keep bailing you out. Lets just trow the expensive food out and beg for pizza money later.
He could just add seasoning and sauce after reheating. But instead he just throws it out. What an ass
You know Kat was literally downstairs crying and fucking up those leftovers.
Whiny toddler refuses to
Eat his din-din, has a temper tantrum and wets himself. Ok, I’ll admit he didn’t wet himself but, he may as well have.
With how often he is complaining of shit food, yall think he's pissed off enough companies that he is now blacklisted as a non priority customer?
We can only hope
when his wife cooks up the sloppiest slop, its "yum-yum-yum-yum! delectable!" but when a restaurant filled with professionals cooks something, it's not as good!
he scare of khet dood
This is just all a setup to refund on DoorDash. Phil’s a born scammer.
Are his teeth rotten? I've never seen someone grimace in pain so much just from eating.
There's no way they're throwing that out. At a minimum, Kat is eating it.
Dave got a chicken wing while Khet is downstairs polishing off the rest of the bird. Jhasper will be lucky to get a sniff of the birds carcass.
This is the saddest thing ive ever seen.
"The fries are bland" Hmm, if only regular ordinary citizens had access to spices and seasonings...hmm, oh well.
"I feel sick..."
Also: "I haven't eaten today, just a bagel and six shots of tequila"
Let me guess he got a refund on this meal 😂
This is like watching an alien try to prove he can eat like a human.
Are we even 100% sure he was drinking actual alcohol 😂?
I would love to see how many times he try’s to charge back his door dash orders. I bet he does at least 50% of the time
Pigroach is a colossal waste of money
Huge shoutout to the Kino Casino people for giving Phil so much money he got sick
Famous Dave is a new detractor
For anyone wondering, the japanese characters say "dry chicken!?"
"These lightly salted french fries have no seasoning"
If broke you dont doordash.
DSP ate that corn like it was attached to the hulkster himself 😂
Even that sad looking excuse of a 'feast' is too good for DSP.
Well Kat didn't make dinner! Nothing he could do...
man, at least kingcobra eats all slop that he orders. Sometimes even sharing with his friends
This is even worse than the shrimp bowl debacle
How can he be so ungrateful 😢
Corn on the cahb
Isn't this the same guy who got a $400 dollar arcade controller?
He gets what he deserves. The guy critiques this crap like he's Gordon Ramsay
who the hell gave him 355 dollars to eat?
Disability checks came in this week 😂😂😂
Morahns!
@@zeedude8026 Nah man, those are on the 7th of the Month now!
bro dumb and dumber absolutely smashed those family meals off camera. Remember when phil burned his midnight sausage sandwich 'snack' , he didn't seem to mind eating burned food back then.
Buys a 'family feast' for 2 people and throws half the stuff out.
He will request a refund and still finish it all.
And they still gave him $355. Money has no value to Phil because he doesn't earn it. He can burn through it because he knows they'll give him more as long as he tells them how desperately he needs it.
You’re not supposed to drink on the job, Phil
It's hilarious how he eats like a kid and goes all the way around the corn on the cob LMAO instead of just taking one bite 😂
Gout flare speedrun.
THE HIDEOUSNESS OF THAT FOOT WILL HAUNT MY DREAMS FOREVER
A variety of barbq foods? What?!? Why isnt he ordering something realistic?!?! His problem is that he is drunk all the time
$100 on enough food to feed 4-6 people and he gets that for 2 people and ends up throwing it out anyways because god forbid he gets sauce for the "dry" chicken.
7 000 calories btw, no wonder why Khet is huge.
WTF am i watching? This is vile.
even turd not this disgusting
He should have called it: "DEVOURING with DSP"
He violated that cob