DSP Goes on an Absolute Salt Storm Insulting Every Opponent in His Way! And $1 Tips Not Helping

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  • @UKRobs
    @UKRobs 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +346

    Guys it's just a character he protrays! Talking shit like this irl in the arcades is normal... we use always call each other "Waste of human life" and "waste of space" it was normal in the arcades back in the day when I was a prominent fgc player!

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      And he'd curl into a ball if someone even looked at his way

    • @Deadman1000
      @Deadman1000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      I love that he said this but never spoke like that to anyone when he was at tournaments. Phil is pathetic 😂

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Justin Wong calls people terrible human beings all the time doood

    • @NavaDownSouth
      @NavaDownSouth 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      he projecting hard about himself and entire life . Happy people dont hate themselves and others

    • @naysayer3
      @naysayer3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      He's just trying to generate hype by playing the heel

  • @Corran123
    @Corran123 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +184

    That Ken at 3:15 was obviously buffering his super for 3 full seconds and Phil still fell for it 😂
    Phil had all the ressources to go for a guaranteed chip setup and instead he does the most braindead move possible. That's the "great gameplay" and "character knowledge" Phil is known for.

    • @skiie
      @skiie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I also laughed when he said the cammy did the "option select"

    • @sp0nchy391
      @sp0nchy391 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Phil got baited so hard his brain turned to mush lmao

    • @JustinTrudeau1971
      @JustinTrudeau1971 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I came here to say to say this. He’s so clearly buffering the super because he knows what’s coming. He read Phil like a book and Phil blames the game.

    • @JustinTrudeau1971
      @JustinTrudeau1971 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@skiieI can’t believe he doesn’t know what an option select is

    • @skiie
      @skiie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@JustinTrudeau1971 its funnier to think phil thinks anyone needs option select to beat phil.

  • @هاديالغامدي-س8ص
    @هاديالغامدي-س8ص 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +427

    Remember when phil said he won't insult players anymore?🤥

    • @abny14
      @abny14 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Pepperidge Farm Remembers

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      That was the Old Phil!

    • @BattleBro77
      @BattleBro77 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Or when he admitted it was his aging brain and slow reaction times, not the game and the Internet and the other players? Then he immediately went back to blaming everything but himself...

    • @ogueyratogeyrat7448
      @ogueyratogeyrat7448 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      didt happen dood

    • @SplodeyJesus
      @SplodeyJesus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Bugged new years resolution. Nothing he could do.

  • @andrewthorsten3809
    @andrewthorsten3809 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +148

    dsp uses an excuses flowchart

    • @alecaquino4306
      @alecaquino4306 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      My thoughts exactly!!? 😂

    • @thefury4424
      @thefury4424 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Well played!

    • @jasontaylor8594
      @jasontaylor8594 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Pattern, pattern, flowchart, mash jab, mash jab, drop input, not doing anything, lag, lag = Perfect KO

    • @bartacus4872
      @bartacus4872 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      And all at a buttery smooth 60 blames per second.

    • @soulsq2
      @soulsq2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wait his on pc! ​@jasontaylor8594

  • @Tangozzz
    @Tangozzz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

    The winning animation of JP stepping over a lifeless Blanka, while Phil is losing his mind had me dying 😭😂 12:07

    • @cypriandraku
      @cypriandraku 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When he stopped himself from saying cocksucker tho 😂😂😂😂

    • @Jdeadevil
      @Jdeadevil 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lol are they meant to be dead in those scenes? I always assumed they were just meant to be knocked out lol

    • @majesticbeefjerky337
      @majesticbeefjerky337 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Jdeadevil You can see Blanka breathing in the cutscene. He's knocked out, but it is still hilarious.

  • @DarkPhoenix89
    @DarkPhoenix89 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

    This video is more than proof that he's never changed in 15 years. He's just hiding behind a facade because he knows if he expresses his real self all the time, his channel would get banned for TOS violation.

    • @Clamfaced
      @Clamfaced 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Now he feels untouchable because he has Kino Casino and their viewers to back him up. So now the facade is slipping as he doesn't need it anymore and he's going back to mid 2010s Phil. All it took was some buttering up by Kino Casino, play into his ego, validate him. Then the mask came off. That was always their plan.

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It really is an object lesson for the rest of us to at least try to improve ourselves over time & endeavor to be better people or this is who we end up becoming. So he's useful as a human metric like that.

    • @420bengalfan
      @420bengalfan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DarkPhoenix89 he is a lot more spiteful and bitter

    • @DoritosBurger
      @DoritosBurger 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The only thing stopping him from going on a racist tirade during his playthroughs is knowing he’ll be permanently banned. He hasn’t changed at all.

    • @Zalost2
      @Zalost2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Somebody should bait him into an insanely racist rant, and record it so that there's video proof of him breaking TOS ending him

  • @TheLaurelCrown
    @TheLaurelCrown 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

    3:19 BIG OOF! That was some pro-level buffering and reaction. Obviously Phil called him a cheater because he would never pull a trick like this. Not with the gin-soaked brain of his.

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      "There is no way he reacted to that" well he just did Dave

    • @TheSamuraiGoomba
      @TheSamuraiGoomba 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      I don't understand how he can look at that Ken's behavior and think Ken was cheating. The dude was sitting there inputting the motion for the super over and over and Blanka just rolled right into it. >_> Like bro, you can see Ken doing the motions.

    • @juanfran7909
      @juanfran7909 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Saying you will be 5 star forever ever lol probably that ken reach master 30 minute's after that, that was a good ken

    • @TheLaurelCrown
      @TheLaurelCrown 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@juanfran7909 says the pigroach who got unhinged by being told he's "still in mission one" by Keemstar

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is that Ken a pro player? Usually only they can buffer and react like that.

  • @LeftCross_
    @LeftCross_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    This version of Phil is much more watchable than whining single player Phil.

  • @TealBomber
    @TealBomber 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Him taunting that Ken and then getting absolutely sorted out in the next set was too darn funny.

  • @haze9876
    @haze9876 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    40+ years old and screaming how someone is a waste of a human when his own life is empty and can easily be considered as a colossal failure. He spends his day screaming and shouting at a screen, and he thinks others are a waste 😂

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +140

    When will Philbert's opponents understand that you are not allowed to *checks notes* grab, do combos, buffer moves, jab to counter, neutral jump, react to his moves, put him in the corner or poke because if you do that you're not playing street fighter properly ?

    • @TheSamuraiGoomba
      @TheSamuraiGoomba 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Resets are not allowed either because that's a scrub pattern.

    • @BattleBro77
      @BattleBro77 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Also they're not allowed to stop playing against him otherwise they're cowards running away, only he can decline a rematch and stop playing

    • @Evan.280
      @Evan.280 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He wants you to be predictable as a fighting game player. I don’t know how you’re supposed to play a character different when everyone’s discovered everything already. Fighting games have always been guessing game, he thinks your opponent is supposed to tell you what they’re doing

    • @BBolloBB
      @BBolloBB 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Hey now you forgot patterns, they're not allowed to use 'patterns' or flow charts, despite Phil being the most flowcarting scrub you'll see

    • @JustinTrudeau1971
      @JustinTrudeau1971 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And if you’re not playing a flowchart you’re random

  • @_Valravn
    @_Valravn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    It’s really no wonder he never leaves his house. If he went out and talked like this he would get punched in the mouth, instantly.

  • @TheTotallyRealXiJinping
    @TheTotallyRealXiJinping 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    “You are a waste of meat.” Is such a primal insult. Man channeled his ancient ancestors to give judgement upon someone and that was their response

    • @ajack1312
      @ajack1312 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah he went full caveman with that one lmao.

    • @trancandy1
      @trancandy1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      if only he would channel grugmode in the game as much as he does on his insults, maybe he'd be able to understand rushdown characters enough to beat them

  • @umbralecs
    @umbralecs 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    The reason that Kat and Phil sleep in different beds is because he swings at Cammy in his sleep.

  • @davidromero2704
    @davidromero2704 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    You know, for someone who went and said that people are going to find out how much of an asshole he was in street fighter back then when it comes to his documentary, he sure is making it easy to prove that he's the same way today maybe even worse

    • @omegaweapon116
      @omegaweapon116 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's such a different person nowadays lol

    • @321Tdog
      @321Tdog 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@omegaweapon116 Yeah a worse person

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    DSP when abusing overpowered gear/abilities and spamming his way through entire games: "It's part of the game dood, stop complaining."
    DSP when a Cammy presses jab: >:(

  • @duke_zippy
    @duke_zippy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    So...
    1) Nobody, absolutely NOBODY deserves their victories against DSP as he absolutely positively outplayed them all but they're all laggy scrubs, which has been the case ever since SF4 which is as far back as I remember.
    2) The Xbox series X version of the game is too laggy and not good enough.
    3) The Playstation 5 version of the game is too laggy and not good enough.
    4) The $300 fightstick was not good enough.
    5) The $500 fightstick is not good enough.
    6) The game running on an apparently decent PC is not good enough, so is the PC not good enough, or is the game not good enough?
    7) DSP will now require the ACTUAL code of the game and a room in Capcom's head office as well as the best internet EVER ANYWHERE to be good enough, but it will absolutely not be good enough.

    • @eth0
      @eth0 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Meanwhile, people are clapping his flabby cheeks with way less equipment. But of course all of them are scrubs who are playing the game wrong, unlike him, who is outplaying every single one of them with his intelligent losses.

    • @duke_zippy
      @duke_zippy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@eth0 It always makes me chuckle when he says "people don't know how to play Street Fighter" when most games in the series have their own variations and he's stuck in that God awful PS1 version of Super Turbo reminiscing on his 15 minutes of fame Andy Warhol so kindly granted him with that Evo 4th place.
      I'm almost ten years older than him but he's thirty years the boomer on me. That incident with him ranting about no IP address on his new PC and then screaming at his dents about the VERY simple and obvious fix it requires pretty much proves that :D

    • @PhokingiLL-m7y
      @PhokingiLL-m7y 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      50ms and 60ms matches are just far too laggy dood!!! Da inpwut weader drops every input!!! LOOKADAT!!!

    • @RancorousSea
      @RancorousSea 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm way smarter than DSP becuase I can perfectly execute all those excuses and I only have like 20 hours of Street Fighter 6. He had to spend his entire life to perfect them, so I should be pro in no time.

    • @RancorousSea
      @RancorousSea 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@duke_zippy It's like a guy who laments the state of music because they don't make music like they did in 1985 anymore. Like do you want everyone to be frozen in your perfect little world where nothing ever changes? And the answer is usually yeah lmao

  • @snakepiissken5889
    @snakepiissken5889 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    "you're a waste of meat" as he dumps 1/3rd of his ground beef in the trashcan.

  • @dannyjack659
    @dannyjack659 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    Gotta love how he sticks his face in the csmera and insults the player as if they can hear him so he can feel brave.
    It is like an insecure child trying to show how tough they are.
    We all know he would never actuslly do that to the person.

    • @MikeTheD
      @MikeTheD 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      He’s got a serious “main-character syndrome” with this game. He’s said some hilarious things with that mind, about this game.

    • @angelos3049
      @angelos3049 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Let alone doing it in person, he's too much of a weakling to say it on a call. He's such an internet tough guy that can't handle any sort of pushback.

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Meanwhile the JP was probably laughing his ass off then moved on, dude owns a 5 star suite in Dave's brain

    • @TheDrizzle56
      @TheDrizzle56 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Such a tough guy when they can't respond. When he actually talks to people he's all "yes sir, no sir, I respect you sir" 😂

  • @k-ondoomer
    @k-ondoomer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    "Mankind knew that they cannot change society - So, instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the beasts".

  • @NazgulM5OD300
    @NazgulM5OD300 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Those casino dents really have his ego inflated.

    • @gnomeam
      @gnomeam 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think it's possible that PPP pulled Phil aside off-stream and advised him to turn up the heel antics for more views.

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    "I can't do anything!"
    Phil, you never could 😂

  • @davo9774
    @davo9774 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

    Phillip's temper tantrums and abuse towards other people will eventually come back to him.

    • @420bengalfan
      @420bengalfan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      he is lucky he only leaves his house once a week and doesnt interact with anyone

    • @A1phaz0ne
      @A1phaz0ne 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I see why he got pressed IRL. People like this literally won't change as a person any other way. And its why he's never gone to any kind of public event ever again. Dude is a toxic ass coward. He'll be so obnoxious and aggressive when he's alone. But as soon as he's even in a podcast with another person, he acts meek as shit. The one time the mask slipped around another person (Dissing Bryon's friend), he ignored their question regarding his comment and acted like it never happened.
      Phil is such a dogshit human being. No wonder why he got fired from his previous job

    • @nuckelaveez5029
      @nuckelaveez5029 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@420bengalfanHes such a coward. Even online, when confronted face to face with Keemstar, he rolled over and kissed Keem’s butt

    • @_CrimsonBlade
      @_CrimsonBlade 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No it wont ltg has said worse and nothings ever happened to him

    • @JustinTrudeau1971
      @JustinTrudeau1971 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@_CrimsonBladeyeah, but ltg is like 6’3”, works out, and has rage issues. No one will provoke him

  • @realsong-fake
    @realsong-fake 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    SF6 is the best thing happens to DSP. So much salt I can't stop laughing.

    • @liltiachan9694
      @liltiachan9694 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      street fighter 6 is his childhood dood!

    • @DrakeHunter324
      @DrakeHunter324 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Midlife crisis manifesting through a fighting game.

  • @mauriciohiure2192
    @mauriciohiure2192 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    the kino dents have rejuvenated his king of hate status, they made him feel alive again!!!!

  • @KissTheManiac
    @KissTheManiac 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    The most ironic thing is the Cammy rant about earning 'worthless wins' because it's literally the exact thing Philburt wants for himself. He's derived absolutely no value or fun from literally a single match in this game since he started playing it last year, all he wants are easy wins to gain a rank title solely to appease his desperate need for validation.

    • @sidjusticepower
      @sidjusticepower 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      blanka is also her worst mu LOLOL...

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@sidjusticepower If only he'd spend 90% less time whining and crying, and more fighting.

    • @nightmarearcade2663
      @nightmarearcade2663 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      And yet he continues to play because he probably thinks it's the only game people will come to his stream to watch him play. Which makes sense as the only reason anyone watches him is to watch him rage. We know it, and he especially knows it. He won't admit it but he's incredibly insecure about how small his audience is and how easily they'll leave him.

    • @jontaehall2740
      @jontaehall2740 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That plus he prides himself on being a SF veteran. So to him, he has to prove to detractors and dents he isn't trash.

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      as a "pro" phil like styling himself as if he isnt in legend i dont take him seriously.
      the chances he will EVER get to legend? zero!

  • @knifin_around
    @knifin_around 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    This was the funniest stream in a long time. I love his fracturing sanity. He's also become so paranoid now that he legit suspects any decent Cammy is Raw Phil

    • @Herodotus888
      @Herodotus888 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Everybody in diamond is a troll specifically staying in diamond to gatekeep Phil from master.

  • @Smackrat
    @Smackrat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    As soon as he gets a mirror match he immediately pivots from "my character sucks, their character is OP" to "dude the ahnline connection is garbeidge". Flawless transition.

  • @flagchan2339
    @flagchan2339 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    He’s gotten way more brave since hanging with the casino guys. And by that I mean he talks WAY more shit because he thinks he has friends now.

    • @mmanu6126
      @mmanu6126 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Cant wait for the backstab story arc

  • @datrillest9783
    @datrillest9783 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

    The old king of hate Phil returned tonight

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      he returned the moment kino casino propped him up by saying "who gives a shit" when they talks about being mean online

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      The King never left

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@Alxmir23 maybe if pigroach wasn't crying about everyone else whenever they say anything, or hide like a coward in his stream talking alone. Being a coward is a bad look for tough guys.

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@innocentorphan1213 especially with dsp. he is super vile until he is confronted and then acts like a total pussy....AND then he returns to being vile right after he is alone again.

    • @brilliantkeikaku1635
      @brilliantkeikaku1635 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yup, KC boosted his ego and lured the King into the open again. It's glorious

  • @SnorlaxMarkish
    @SnorlaxMarkish 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    "Ive changed over the years!". Yet we hop in a time machine every couple of days to hear him act like a petulant child.

  • @coreym8145
    @coreym8145 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Fat Kat JP gatekeeping phil from reaching master is too funny

  • @TheSamuraiGoomba
    @TheSamuraiGoomba 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

    He's getting a big ego over his new boyfriends.

    • @MikeTheD
      @MikeTheD 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It’s probably connected right

    • @knifin_around
      @knifin_around 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Pride cometh before the fall

    • @dark1810
      @dark1810 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      considering what those 2 are like its possible philbert is going to get even more unhinged and "risky" he has no personality of his own so co ops those around him at the drop of a hat . the issue is philly isnt charismatic or smart so its not gona work out for him

    • @CoryTrevorSmokes
      @CoryTrevorSmokes 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@dark1810he really does think he's the smartest man in the room at all times lmfao it's so funny

    • @mmanu6126
      @mmanu6126 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      They are making him comfortable so the backstab will be even sweeter

  • @junesmayfire
    @junesmayfire 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    "Waste of meat, could go to something useful" Like Khets gunt?

    • @MikeTheD
      @MikeTheD 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Khet would devour that button-presser

  • @biscuitbuncream
    @biscuitbuncream 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    Acceptable behaviour out of a streamer and a 40 year old.
    Why tf anyone gives this dude the time of day, praises him or gives him money will always be beyond me.
    If he's trying to be funny, it's not funny. It comes off childish and toxic.

    • @IAmPez
      @IAmPez 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Remember, there are people in the world that will pay you to literally excrete on their face. There is no end to abnormality in people. If you offer a grotesque service so that no person should ever want to invest in, then grotesque people will crawl out of the woodwork and offer their face for you to shit on.
      That's Dave's only hope now, to scrape the barrel in hopes of finding dented and outright defective people to exploit.

    • @yofyo
      @yofyo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      nooo you don't get it he's the KING!!! *velcro wallet opening sound*

  • @LlewelynSauce
    @LlewelynSauce 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    “You’re a waste of meat”
    Event talking about his fellow man, Phil has to bring it back to food

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂

  • @МирославКръстев-с7и
    @МирославКръстев-с7и 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    DSP plays with Blanka, one of Cammy's worst matchups.
    -Mashed jab on blockstring
    -Never punished Cammy's mistakes (Medium Spiral Arrow up-close is super minus on block)
    -Used reversal on Hooligan low sweep (knowledge checked)
    -Mashed throw on combo reset
    -Mashed jab when burned out
    -Forgot he's burned out so the spaced Arrow was plus on block
    -Overall, used NONE of the buttons that would let him dominate the matchup
    And that's just one game. He does all of those mistakes against every opponent on every character he plays, and then he wonders why the game won't just let him reach Master for free

    • @decanus8831
      @decanus8831 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He thinks throwing money away for PC is the same as WWEC

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah but Raw Phil is a good player unlike DSP, so he can easily adapt if Phil had somewhat of a brain to use those strategies.

    • @pipehelix5776
      @pipehelix5776 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      If you saw how he wins it's just because people's offense is not tight so phil just mashes and it works, specially when he plays blanka and gief. If someone knows the matchup he instantly loses

    • @321Tdog
      @321Tdog 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's almost as if MenaRD's Blanka hasn't beat Punks Cammy 100 times

    • @nexusvideo
      @nexusvideo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So are you saying she isn't busted and impossible to beat? hahahahahahaha

  • @RancorousSea
    @RancorousSea 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    00:17 when Dee Dee won't get out of your laboratory

  • @BenHeckHacks
    @BenHeckHacks 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Phil is very close to the end of the "excuse road" with this game. A nuclear meltdown can't be far off. Especially given how much he's spent in the Bargaining stage of grief.

  • @tessa8484
    @tessa8484 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    "This person's connection sucks" P: 42ms at the top of the screen.

  • @TheLewisDawg
    @TheLewisDawg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    DSP got a taste of power when he was encouraged by KC to make fun of Rich in an exaggerated manner. The problem with Phil is that he took this all literally and now he feels he has to behave like a crazy asshole because that's what his "friends" expect of him. That and he's such an egomaniac that he believes he's entitled to superiority.

    • @yofyo
      @yofyo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      wtf are you talking about 'feels like he has to behave like a crazy asshole' this is the same phil that has always existed, even before the kc arc

    • @TheLewisDawg
      @TheLewisDawg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@yofyo Oh absolutely. Just a gut feeling that he seems more belligerent these days.

  • @filasophies4423
    @filasophies4423 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    “NOW REMATCH AND TAKE IT AGAIN!”
    2 seconds later
    “HE ONLY WON BECAUSE HES KEN!”

  • @Krispen_Wah
    @Krispen_Wah 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    42 years old and happier than ever in his life btw

  • @wakeupFFS2012
    @wakeupFFS2012 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Man's desperate for engagement. He's had a taste of those sweet, sweet drama-bucks and he wants more.

  • @MikeTheD
    @MikeTheD 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    When he starts claiming the player is “an awful human being” you know he’s down bad. It’s just super-weird. It’s maybe a kid, playing a dumb game at Diamond rank.

  • @Fluctuatingmiasma
    @Fluctuatingmiasma 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    This is the cool chill gameplay of a happy person right here

    • @ajack1312
      @ajack1312 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yup, very meaningful khantent dood.

  • @erheetrherh2659
    @erheetrherh2659 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    DSP has multiple characters in master and doesn't know what it looks like when your opponent is buffering super lol.

  • @trevorphillips7788
    @trevorphillips7788 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    funniest part was jayde saying "it time chill" about 10 times trying to tell phil to calm down lmao

  • @BaseOiboi
    @BaseOiboi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Zero Skill, Zero Talent, Zero Heart, Papa Johns.

  • @mattze9536
    @mattze9536 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Waste of meat? Sounds like he is angry that he cant eat him

  • @Ihavethetouch
    @Ihavethetouch 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Phil's projection is off the charts!

    • @puppetier1313
      @puppetier1313 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Phil has that 'regarded' mental flowchart pattern that makes him a F Tier in life

  • @selfawaredrew
    @selfawaredrew 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    21:45 almost let the mask slip

  • @planetzdr
    @planetzdr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    This is Phil after getting the tiniest bit of attention from “friends” from the Kino Casino.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Didn't notice a difference.

  • @eojj14
    @eojj14 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    How are the opponents he faces a waste of meat? There are no steaks in ranked.

    • @alexandergregoire2573
      @alexandergregoire2573 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, you can't talk about steaks or stakes apparently in his chat

  • @jkdman2007
    @jkdman2007 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Remember he constantly says he has changed and he is so positive now, but he still trash talks about his opponents till today. It's so toxic and negative. What a hypocrite.

  • @AtomicToyRobot
    @AtomicToyRobot 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This is just a taste of what's to come when he jumps into MvC2

  • @Narcoanalysis
    @Narcoanalysis 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    Oh man. Is Phil's new computer not working for him to win streetfighter?? Oh man what a shocker. 😅

    • @cool-lemon
      @cool-lemon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Looks like somebody needs to donate a Steam Deck! That'll fix his problems, right?

    • @fatesfrozenflame
      @fatesfrozenflame 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The pc didn’t save the channel!?

    • @Narcoanalysis
      @Narcoanalysis 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@fatesfrozenflame crazy right??? SURELY, that should have helped

    • @Herodotus888
      @Herodotus888 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's because he hasn't installed FgcOS yet! Once he does that, he will be Legend rank for sure!

    • @fatesfrozenflame
      @fatesfrozenflame 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Herodotus888 Can't wait for his excuses as to why he can't or it's too hard or some BS a LARPer might tell him like that'll log his IP or something and he'll buy it.

  • @unseamedfuture9819
    @unseamedfuture9819 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "Skill of heart", "parrot sheep", "waste of human meat" dsp quotes that make no sense. Lol he mad

    • @ajack1312
      @ajack1312 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah that shit is hilarious, "a waste of meat" lmao 😂 Such a stupid insult.

  • @deadexo-3
    @deadexo-3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    How come TH-cam doesn’t just demonetize him off the rip from all the cursing alone?

  • @SmashGuyROA
    @SmashGuyROA 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The timing by that Ken could not have been better. What a play!

  • @Reignning
    @Reignning 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Still waiting on the Cammy montage Memology!

  • @mateblaga
    @mateblaga 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    He is so fucked up because of the Joon The King documentary 😂

  • @Nooobility
    @Nooobility 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    the amount of misinformation he is spouting on this game is really face concaving inducing.

  • @Harbord
    @Harbord 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Flow chart is bro’s new favourite word. Only just learnt what it is and now he won’t shut up saying it non stop for no reason

  • @blue-gs3tz
    @blue-gs3tz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    You’d think for all the times he said “it’s the same pattern” that, if it were true, he would actually fucking break the pattern. But he won’t and can only “break it” when he plays Bison because Bison is bullshit and guaranteed wins rn

  • @tom-
    @tom- 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    man the way that Ken beat him

    • @ExaltedUriel
      @ExaltedUriel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That magic pixel ball interrupt with the super was sick as fuck, if Phil had any love for the game he would have popped off even being on the receiving end

  • @ZatchBell05
    @ZatchBell05 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    How can you not get hype when the Ken predicted his blanka ball to chip and countered it with a Lvl.1 😂

  • @jazzygeofferz
    @jazzygeofferz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I wonder what Punk would make of Dave's opinion on Cammy.

  • @EdwardVGrimm
    @EdwardVGrimm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    How funny that LTG also uses the "Flowchart" excuse when they're getting wrecked by better players. 😂 🤣

  • @greedojenkins9984
    @greedojenkins9984 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The guy letting Phil almost beat him then destroying them was amazing

    • @HiGlowie
      @HiGlowie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Fat Kat aka PPP”
      Lol based name

  • @Alxmir23
    @Alxmir23 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    this king of revival shit is not doing him any favor. because now everyone who will watch the joon doc will see him behave even worse than before

  • @DaquanHarrison
    @DaquanHarrison 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    As a Cammy main, him saying that I'm a player that has no originality or desire to learn how to play fighting games and only gets worthless wins because I play with Cammy and Cammy is a character that takes no skill, no intelligence, and no brain to play with really hurts my feelings. I am willing to learn more about Cammy.

    • @QuietLunacy
      @QuietLunacy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Don't take him seriously. He won't ever touch Cammy because he'll learn she ain't as easy as he claims. Keep pressing those buttons and having fun, especially knowing you piss off clowns like DSP lol

    • @TheKnightMask97
      @TheKnightMask97 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Don't take it to heart. Cammy is super complex in the grand scheme of her gameplay, Phil is just a living salt mine. I hope you find what you're looking for while learning her because she is fun to play.

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Her divekicks are difficult to pull off consistently because you have to space them properly or you are hella negative. That and some of her optimal combos are the only things I would say can make her tricky to play.

    • @DaquanHarrison
      @DaquanHarrison 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheKnightMask97 Thank you. I appreciate it.

    • @DaquanHarrison
      @DaquanHarrison 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JoeyCentral Fair enough

  • @cypriandraku
    @cypriandraku 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Picks lily, complains it's the worst character in the game. I did nothing wrooooonng

  • @Astroga159
    @Astroga159 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    His New Year resolution is spinning in it's shallow grave more than nuclear turbine

  • @roberteden3713
    @roberteden3713 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    17:23,He's trying so hard to convince the chat that he didn't make a mistake but the game did. Dude, Ray Charles could see you f'd up.

  • @SniperKingz
    @SniperKingz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I like how the houses in the beginning get bigger with each video. I want to see a castle at some point.

  • @KrowleyPineapples777
    @KrowleyPineapples777 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    That censorship beep you put in has to be the LOUDEST thing ive ever heard.

  • @Doge-bz3vj
    @Doge-bz3vj 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    MASH JOB
    PATTERN TIP
    FLOWCHART DETRACTOR

    • @DoritosBurger
      @DoritosBurger 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He needs to mash job applications

  • @SplodeyJesus
    @SplodeyJesus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The closer we get to the documentary the more pissy and Insufferable he becomes. He is so fucking scared of what's gonna happen.

  • @ruminating1596
    @ruminating1596 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    He was so ready to pop off on that JP. To Phil, beating a JP with a funny name against his wife is like getting into a fist fight and winning. He was ready to beat his chest over it. That JP was godlike.

  • @PermanentlyTemporary
    @PermanentlyTemporary 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "This guy I've blocked 1000 times" - those were on your consoles Phil, maybe, just maybe, a game that doesn't track your fight history/rank points/whatever across the consoles also doesn't track your block list.

  • @alecaquino4306
    @alecaquino4306 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Remember when Phil said he evolved into a better, more wholesome person? Remember that??

  • @yeahbuddy-gj6xg
    @yeahbuddy-gj6xg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    the white LTG is back baby

    • @DoritosBurger
      @DoritosBurger 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      LTG actually has some clever insults though, Phil just belches out the most generic insults ever.

  • @cmhallam1561
    @cmhallam1561 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Continuously says he only loses because he’s burned out, continuously burns himself out with wake up EX up ball every time he’s knocked down, they’re the bad player. Make it make sense lol.

    • @amns8900
      @amns8900 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He spams blanka balls and low kick constantly and can't figure out why people beat him so easily.

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    10:13 Phil channeled the black man with thunder and lightning for that one

    • @trolldonlolol96
      @trolldonlolol96 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      New age black 😂

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The pasty-white LTG! Rotting meat complexion

  • @punk_rock_music_teacher
    @punk_rock_music_teacher 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Good thing he got that new keyboard and PC so he can stop losing

    • @Usagi1992
      @Usagi1992 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ...mmm...you forgot to say '/s'

  • @Vadim_Slastihin
    @Vadim_Slastihin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The only time when he was calm playing SF and didn't insult his oponent was when he played agains John Rambo irl. Let that sink in.
    Cammy World Order when?

  • @V1dW4tcher
    @V1dW4tcher 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Can’t wait for the Joon the King Documentary

  • @E4_Maf1a
    @E4_Maf1a 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The JP troll winning was great

  • @Black_Revue
    @Black_Revue 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Kino of the Casino Dents
    Thousands of Dollars to PROVE he Sucks regardless of the Platform

  • @D0UGLA5.F
    @D0UGLA5.F 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Phil's attitude changes when he thought he was going to get some free wins off Ken.

  • @aliekexie8467
    @aliekexie8467 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    His ranting insults make him more regarded than he already is, like how do you manage to make yourself more dumb than you already are?

    • @Usagi1992
      @Usagi1992 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hello there Reddit snowflake
      You know, you can say the haad "T" if you want.~

  • @heftyclam6219
    @heftyclam6219 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "He's not good enough to do that on reaction"
    - Guy who can't do things on reaction

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I love when he flies this far off the rails and he needs to try and retcon it within the same stream, the nervous laughter, the repeated "jokes".
    The King of Hate is back baby

    • @jerusalemsyndrome140
      @jerusalemsyndrome140 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He retired the King moniker a long time ago dood *Puts a crown on in his prestream podcast intro*

  • @gwoody4003
    @gwoody4003 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That JP, Fat Kat 😂😂😂😂😂.
    Lets him win the 1st round, lets him get to 1hp the 2nd and just lights him up non-stop for the wins. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gwoody4003
    @gwoody4003 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love how he tries to claim this is all just an act, a persona he plays for humor.
    Is any of it funny? It's shameful.
    Its like being in a store or restraunt where some spoiled indignant child is screaming and tantrumning, and everyone is rolling their eyes and sighing, wishing the parents would give them 5 upside the head. 😂

  • @TargetRenegade
    @TargetRenegade 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Thank you Kino Dents. You keep this guy prisoner in his own home. 😂

  • @Jdeadevil
    @Jdeadevil 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Flowchart incoming", that doesn't even make any fucking sense. What part of this magical flowchart Phil?

  • @creeeamy7133
    @creeeamy7133 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "No idea what's going on"
    We know, Phil. We know.

  • @agent_of_cthulhu
    @agent_of_cthulhu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Phil sucks at predicting the future, yet that's basically how these reaction type fighting games are played. He will never be good at a fighting game.