My Daschund Terrier mix, named Root, loves to play fetch with small yucky stones from the backyard. I have tried everything to get her not to put those rocks in her mouth!! She picks out about 4-5, likes to get as many as she can fit in her mouth, she wants me to keep at least two in movement at all times, she wants me to be fast like a ball thrower machine at the practice stadium lol & we *MUST* do this for at least 30 minutes every damn day. Ive tried small toy balls, plastic cap's, other toy's, etc but nope! She insists that it be those dirty stinky rocks :0/ [edit: typo]
My dog will chew up his squeaky toys and get the little plastic squeaker out and that just freaks him out, he won't go near it but won't leave it alone, he whines and paws at it for about an hour before gets he gets annoyed with it and walks off.
My dog is a blanket hoarder. He's a straight-up criminal. You can't leave any blankets or anything soft and cozy because he takes it in his mouth and drags it into the corner where he has created a nest of other little things you've left around. He just kinda walks around like "this is mine, that's also mine, this looks like it's mine."
My little Freya does the same thing she’s a sevenmonth old terrier steals everything including my spot in the bed she has so many toys but she steals my other dog blues choice she wants whatever he has or say if you have something she want to give it to where you get something else and then she want that too I give her and blew the same food I mix it all together in a bowl of split it she will not touch her’s but was there a blue will he eat his and then eat whatever he doesn’t eat and then eat her food some dogs are just little kleptomaniac’s
I always say if leave your wife and your dog alone in the car for 30 minutes and when you come back see which one is still happy to see you. The one thats happy is the one who loves you unconditionally. My moneys always on the dog. Lol.
More like they are selfish shit machines who only care about food. Your dog wouldn't know or care if you existed if I came home with some sirloin tips.
Ibn Khairuddeen (ابن خير الدين الألباني) yeah explain to my why they feel so distressed after their owner leaves them even after getting a new owner that feeds him. They do love their owners, it’s not just about the food.
My dog she doesn't know how to drink water properly so when goes to drink water she sometimes sticks her snout in the water and blow bubbles it hilarious
Madhavi Shirgurkar I still regret leaving my dogs to go out & eat w/coworkers!! I'll NEVER do that again!! Coworkers r still around & nasty!! My 2 dogs passed away of natural causes & I'll always miss them. Coworkers, not so much!!🐶🐶❤🐶🐶
Our pitbull retriever mix Speckles became diabetic and lost his sight. We loved him and he loved us very much. We lost him to the disease but he was a special dog. He loved walking with me. One day a huge pitbull came charging at us barking aggressively. Speckles was blind, skinny and slow. I put myself in front of him to protect him. He pushed me out of the way. He put himself between me and the pit and began to growl and bark furiously. He never barked! I was amazed at his courage. He loved me so much he was willing to protect me knowing he would lose. He scared the pitbull away. I just hugged him and cried. He was the one of the best friends I have ever known.
I Had to let my dog go yesterday. It was the hardest thing I’ve had to do so far. She was a bulldog with white fuzzy fur and lil brown spots all across her body. Zoe was tall for a bulldog (despite being the runt of the litter as a pup). Her ears were soo soft and furry I loved petting them and so did she. She blessed me with an amazing 10 years- having the most love and joy for me and my family, and just life in general that I’ve ever seen. A few months ago we found out She had a tumor in her bladder and it made her very sick. Despite this Zoe never stopped loving us with all her energy. I will always remember her fluffy lil paws and her wrinkly face. Everyone who met her instantly fell in love with her. She was the sweetest soul and I’m going to miss Zoe everyday. It’s amazing how much of an impact a dog can make on a family. We were the center of her world and we tried our best to emulate that pure love and compassion back to her. Even though we gave her a great, spoiled life filled with many treats, toys, attention, it’s extremely hard to let her go. I think going on here to let people know about her will help with the process of grief and is kinda therapeutic. So, Thanks to whoever reads this and enjoy everyday with your dog to the fullest because they definitely deserve all the love! I love you ZoZo
We went through the same thing with our Goldendoodle, Ozzy, May 8 2017. I think you're right about telling your story helps the grieving process. Bless you for sharing this. It helped me too. 👼
Nightman Dayman May her soul Rest In Peace. Mine is just 55 days old and on reading such experiences I get goosebumps and It is saddening that their life span is so short 😔
Nightman Dayman Try writing your loved one a letter. Get a journal and write how much you will always love him or her. Apologize for any time you had to leave them alone. Write things that only you and your loved one knows about. Doing that is healing. I've done it to my dogs in the past. So sorry for your loss.❤🐶
I know what you mean I went through the same thing with my bulldog,I took him to the vet just for a check up & he passed with flying colours the vet said its been a long time since ive seen such a happy healthy bulldog,1 month later he was riddled with cancer,we had to let him go he was only 3yrs old..
I'm very sorry you lost your Zoe. That is definitely a heartwrenching thing to go through...I've been through it twice. Thank you for sharing a little bit of her with us...she sounds like she was absolutely enchanting. Love and hugs!
My chihuahua doesn't give a shit if I go to the bathroom to take a shower, to clean it up, to brush my hairs or whatever. But if I ever sit to take a shit.... He's instantly here. And he looks at me like "it's okay, buddy, I won't leave you alone in this difficult situation".
Patricia Summers everyone that's lived with a dog knows exactly how you feel. People say a dogs a mans best friend but they are more like our children, . They are so child like and they see us in a similar way as their parents......I used to tuck my boy Reggie in just like you,he actually felt more like my son than a friend. I wanted to wait for a while and go through the grieving process before thinking of owning another......it's been almost 6 months and I feel ready for another.....I've always loved dogs and I've missed that special bond. It's so sad they have such short lifespans because it's truly heartbreaking to let them go but it helps to bring another into the family home when you are ready....I'm ready for my next little buddy 🐶
I've lost four of mine in the past 5 years and now down to two who were actually the least healthy. I try not to feel guilty or even my loss as I focus wholly on these babies.
If they weren't so special we wouldn't miss them. I went into deep depression for a good year when I lost the jack Russell I had from age 16 to 26. Cancer sucks!
My dog has nightmares sometimes. He's a hurricane rescue. I always make sure he's sleeping near me or someone else so that if he starts crying there's someone there who will wake up and comfort him as well as familiar smells to help soothe his subconscious while he sleeps.
Karynna Hill Wtf kinda response is that? Only animal haters and abusers would say something like that. A dog that kills is a dog that wasn’t raised right. Simple. No dog would kill unless for survival or from being in an unhealthy environment. Humans are the problem. Humans train one dog to do evil and it’s puppies will become aggressive too. All the bad in the world links to US.
Ghost 2015 seems like a 11 year old is trying to act all tough, how cute. Plus they weren’t even talking to you. Oh wait I get it, you’re a thirsty ass bitch who loves to cause drama. Ok good day to you
my lab would push the door open, watch me pee, then bark when I flushed the toilet. He lived 17 years, did it his whole life. I have no idea why but it was just his thing. He also barked and attacked the vacuum cleaner as a younger dog, at around age 13-14 he finally stopped doing that. I miss him, he was the kind that ALWAYS had to be touching me and was so happy to see me, even when I just left for 5 minutes. Dogs are great, Labs are extra special great. He didn't lick my face but he did lick my arm. I guess I tasted good. We were both Chocolate addicts, I wonder if my sweat tasted like chocolate. Three Musketeers was his favorite. He LOVED halloween, he got lots of mini 3 musketeers bars. He liked peanut butter cups too but the peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth and he would fight it for 10-15 minutes. I could only give him the outer edges so it didn't stick. He was a black lab but I called him my chocolate on the inside lab. The Monday of Thanksgiving week will be the 8th year he is gone.( 1993-2010 ) That week sucks, I lost family members and 2 dogs during Thanksgiving week. I dread November.
When the baby is born you’re inevitably gonna have a moment where the dog is gonna look at the baby, then at you and the expression you’ll see is definitely gonna say “u made dis?”
Dogs...like cats are curious...not only can he hear different sounds from your body he can also probably smell a difference in you. This is all normal...
My dog does greet me every time I get home, or even if I run out to the mail box. He gets hyper and all excited, nibbling at my face. He acts as though I left him for an entire year or something. He’s so freaking cute! He will not greet anyone else, and he is very wary of guess, but he does warm up to a select few. The whole time he keeps his eyes on me. He never lets me out of his sight. He is the type that follows me in to the bathroom! I guess you would say he’s very protective. I keep saying, if he were the size of a pit bull, he would be the best guard dog ever! However, he’s only about 11 pounds, but he’s my perfect cuddle buddy each night. He’s my best friend in the whole world, and I can’t imagine a life where I never met him. 🐶❤️
Sandi Burt Media this sounds like my 2 year old shih tzu, and now since these summer has gone she won’t go outside to do her toilet instead she weeks on her pad it poos on my carpet, I’ve tried countless ways but nothing seems to work.
a dog leaning on your leg:aww it loves you a cat leaning on your leg: *IT'S MARKING YOU AS ITS' PROPERTY SO WHEN YOU DIE IT WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WHO EATS YOU*
I had a white husky mix with blue eyes for a while, adopted her from a shelter. She had no name, wasn't a pup, and was about to be put down. I gave her a name (Atka) and a home. Mom would ask if the dog was hungry, the dog would 'talk back' with what sounded like "I'm hungry." Atka also would pick up dog food she didn't like in her mouth, walk to me and drop it at my feet. She would also swat at my hands with her paws, try and get up in the chairs with me, etc. I worked often, and my mom couldn't walk her due to hip problems. I felt Atka wasn't getting adequate exercise with just me caring for her. I loved Atka more than anything, gentle to any other animal. I gave her to someone I knew who had a farm. Someone I knew would love her. I had stories told to me often. Atka would "scream" at the goats, freaked out with chickens, but enjoyed life there. She visited neighbor kids down the road and played with them, they couldn't have a dog, but she was welcome for a visit. She kept a family member of the farmer who had cancer happy. I had news on Halloween of this year that the dog passed away in her sleep. I cried about it then, and it is still hard now. In such a short several years, she touched alot of lives and lived up to her given name. I'll miss her...
My previous dog use to like to swing herself to sleep in an old hammock my Dad had. She would take this huge running start and jump on the hammock causing it to rock her to sleep!
Omg, that is awesome. And people say dogs and cats are stupid eh. Don't see them getting our food ready for us. Or picking up our poop for that matter. Don't have to leave the house ever.(in Canada, brrr.), Just sit on laps and sleep.
I only get a few minutes before my dog will do something to get me out of the bathroom e.g. chasing cat, barking, throwing toys in the door, and even lifting his leg like he will urinate if I don't come out.
@joshua Stanaway I absolutely agree. But the most notable part of it is that with dogs it wasn't a mere domestication of a wild animal, but started out as an entirely voluntary, mutual cooperation from which both benefitted...and now, 10 to 30tsd years later, we still do on so many different levels.
M J My Lab is just 55 days old follows me to the restroom & now from 2-3 days he has started leaning on my legs i.e whenever he is sleepy he follows me and sleeps near me keeping his head on my feet.
My dog won’t sit in the bathroom with me because she’s scared of the meditating frog decoration on the floor and thinks it’s real 😂😂 but she sits right outside the door and I won’t close it cuz I know she just wants to watch me and make sure the frog doesn’t get up to any funny business and try to hurt me ☺️💕
@@TECHNICALfalcon Maybe the frog is doing yoga and is in downward facing dog and its just too much mind fuck for the little pooch. "Yeahhhhhhhhh I'll just wait out here for ya, thanks."
Bad habit turns your dog becoming bad dog?....or turning you to be smoke man when you got 2nd smoke from your dog? Both of them are not good either....
I keep thinking that a dog that follows you to the toilet is thinking: "You're the Alfa Male / Female- Even when you're crapping, I *_WILL_* protect you. I love you, you is my life. I mean that."😊
My dog knew when I was going into labor before I did. I was in the shower she was scratching on the door to get in (she hates the bathroom she hides if she knows you go in because she hates baths) after being annoyed I opened the door she came in and my water broke! 😳
Or protection from Monsturd, Doodyman, or Turdman! There is a weird horror movie called Monsturd. You'll never look at chocolate pudding the same way ever again!
I love my dog, i am crazy for him, sometimes i just wake up in the middle of the night just to check on him and caress him and kiss him... my whole world in a little bundle of joy and furr... he is 9 months old , bichon havanese.... i love those beautiful eyes, two black innocent pearls...
@@keeslover777 my big monster slobers alot .so i change and clean both of his water buckets a couple times a day.he drinks about 10 gallons a day and drags his 40 lb of dog food with a hole cut in it around the house as he pleases . girlfriends are cheaper . Lol
@@spookzer16 This is true in the sense the dog will ALWAYS have unconditional love for it's owner, they dont care about the little things "friends" often fight over. Its kinda how the unconditional love thing works. :)
My dog has a weird quirk, since he was a puppy he’s had a thing for feet, if your feet are dangling he comes up and sits on them and rests a paw on them, we don’t know why but he loves to sit on feet and if you shake them he’ll come automatically
Dana Hernandez I believe this behavior is not so much staking turf (ownership of you) as the other way round- dogs really need social organization; he's indicating You are where his fealty lies so s/he feels most secure at that spot - the most accessible, protected [You/scented] spot.
Dana Hernandez My dog likes to bite our shoes while we are walking down the stairs! She’s very playful with it, and I think it’s funny. Her way of trying to stop us from leaving. Sometimes I have to fuss at her, so I won’t fall or be late for work.
My pit will step over your feet until u pet him with your feet. If your sitting in the couch or in a chair he’ll come up and force his belly of your feet and have u let him with your feet. It’s reallt cute and funny
They want to make sure you are not lonely when you poop. That or they are TRAPPING YOU. YOU HAVE NO DISTRACTIONS AND A FREE LAP SPACE, NOW YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO PET THEM, MWAHAHAHA! Or something similar to that...
Kyla S. Lol.... We have two dogs who have to jump up on the bed at night for snuggles before going to their own beds. They are both labs so they are both very big. If my husband gets up to use the bathroom our male yellow lab follows him but our female black lab immediately takes his spot on the bed including putting her head on his pillows and then really does not want to move when he comes back.. Lol.
@@dragonsbanki ding ding ding we have a winner! This is it exactly, sprinkle a little "he knows you will come back to that spot" and I think we have this one solved :D
Who made that noise? I know you're here somewhere. I'll catch you yet. Poot. Damn, there he is again, tickling my bum and making funny noises. Woof, where is he? Hehe.
I have a Keeshond. Ears are standing straight up. She tilts her head for words she likes to hear. Walk. Cookie. Breakfast. Supper. Food. Bed. Nap. She tilts her head a lot. It's too adorable. She's just letting me know she's listening. She just knows that reaction makes me happy. I can't resist giving her anything she wants. Yes, she is a princess.
12 is right and wrong. They tilt their head to hear better but not because their ear lobes are an obstruction but because they have bad directional hearing. Their ears are on top of their head vs ours, which are on each side of our head. We have better directional hearing than dogs because of location. So they tilt their heads to pin point where sounds comes from.
you're right and wrong too ;). They tilt their head to locate the source of the sound vertically too. If your head (and their head) is horizontal, you can locate a sound from left and right. If you tilt it, you can also find out if it's coming from above or from below. The're some birds like owls and some cetacean like the porpoise which have one ear channel higher than the other so they can get the same effect even without tilting the head. Pretty awesome.
@@abbyboggs7264 yeah same with my boston terriers. No flop, yet lots of tilt. If you look at their faces when they are doing it, they look VERY inquisitive, def trying to figure something out.
I think it's also a sign of how curious or attentive the dog is. Kind if like when humans perk up when we hear or see something interesting. Some dogs just don't care and won't tilt their head at all at any new sound or sight and some will nearly twist their head off.
If I'm cooking breakfast i.e Eggs. My dog Elmo will come in the kitchen lay down and watch me cook. If I only cook enough for me he has a shit fit. So I scramble up two eggs for him. Yes, I know he's spoiled that way, I can't have kids due to medical issues, but He's the closest thing I have to a kid.
PacoKnight, the pain is never-ending. I lost my little Maltese, Luna, on 7 December. She was my baby for ten years and when she left me, she was almost fifteen. It's little consolation when other say "I'm sorry for your loss." It is well-intended but does little to dry our tears. Please go to this website: The Rainbow Bridge. It helps even if it's just a little bit. I sleep with my Luna's blanket.
PacoKnight - you poor thing. My heart broke when my little dog died aged 14. I was bereft. One evening I put my hand out to stroke him and he wasn’t there. (of course, he had been gone six months), I burst into tears. My husband came in and knelt down, put his arms round a blubbering, sobbing wife. “I really loved that little dog, and he loved me.” I spluttered, “I love you “ said my lovely husband wiping my tears and kissing my forehead, “ yes.. “I said, still snivelling “but Fergus loved me unconditionally...” there was a bit of a frosty silence after that. I really HAVE to put a safety catch on my mouth. We made up 1/2 hr later, but it was 4 years before I got another little doggy friend. Don’t be too sad. Some people never get to experience the love & joy of bonding with a dog. You did. They never have that kind of love ever, you did. It also means you are capable of experiencing another bond with another little canine friend. My new dog is now 2, same breed, but as different as chalk & cheese & I’m glad I waited. Give yourself time to grieve. Maybe foster or volunteer for the SPCA (we did), then look for a new friend. We all know that gut wrenching ache. I have a little plaque in the garden & I plant flowers round it every year ( he loved to dig them up). Make a little donation in his name to a rescue society- it all helps. Please don’t feel hopeless, I have a feeling your Lab was a lucky and happy dog to have you as their caretaker. What a good life they must have had.😊🙃😊
Im so sorry for your loss alot of people dont understand just how much a animal can mean to some one how much it hurts to lose lose them it really can be like loseing a loved one because they are to some people truely loved
Nina Cordova Nina that is so true. I don’t think that our hearts distinguish between our deep love and respect for our loved ones and the same love and respect we have for our animals. It’s all the same to our hearts/minds. The pain is often unspeakable. So very sorry for all of you. I truly know what you all have been and are going through.
I just recently lost my baby Cody boy, he was a 6lb Yorkie he got ran over with me holding the leash he was my best friend as he was my son he was only three and a half years old but the memories I have with him can never be taken away I miss him so much my heart still is broken and it was just two weeks ago he passed away on the 11:16 a dog is definitely a man's best friends and always will be but I got a new little buddy in and he's not Cody he's a Morkie and he's a sweetheart
dogs tilt their head to hear better not because their ear is covering the ear but because it's easier to pinpoint where a sound is coming from left to right rather than up and down.
She would be wrong. Case in point, German Shepherds have one of the most exaggerated head tilts....their ears are pointy and stand up, not blocking the ear canal at all.
Got a pup a few months back (5 months old rn), he loves his belly rubs, and if I stop he'll put his paws together and start begging until I rub his belly again.
It just amazes me as time goes on how you can read ur dogs mind and vice versa. The connection they have with man goes back thousands of years, I just think it's pretty dam cool.
mine has a me fetish, he has found a way to jump on me and sit on my shoulders, anything that smells like me he digs and rolls in it. I know, wholesome but, when im going to the bathroom he follows me or he rams into the door at full speed. and so when hes in the bathroom with me (for his own safety) he'll try to jump into the toilet after im done. he succeeded once, and he sat there. *HE SAT THERE* so yeah. My dog has a me fetish
Evil _Madn3ss depending on if it’s a small breed, it shouldn’t be getting down off the couch. Because it can cause the cartilage and back bone to break down
B R No she is not, if you believe that than you should get a stuffed puppy, wrap it in foam, put it in a bag full of pillows and then, just maybe, your puppy will be healthy.
B R Puppies need to do that as a puppy to develop properly, they can jump off a meter without no problems. Anything higher than that it wont jump no matter what you do.
Dogs licking your face is also a puppy trait bred into them, it is how wolf pups tell their mothers they are hungry and want food/attention. The sticking the head out the window is actually VERY dangerous for the dog, if you are driving and your dog sticks its head out the window make sure you never go over about 30 mph, and around 25mph is best. At higher speeds it can cause damage to their nasal passages and ears. So leave the windows cracked enough they can get the smells but not enough to stick their heads out if you are at higher speeds, and if on the highway have a very thin crack or keep the window closed to avoid harming your dog.
Not to mention that it is dangerous to not secure your dog. A sturdy metal crate is the best thing here, according to crash tests. I saw a story on The Dodo once where a dog got ejected from the car during a crash, and went missing. The story ended well, but things could have gone very differently...
I seriously died laughing at the bath thing! Mine ALWAYS run crazy happy after a bath and Im always like, "Oh u feel better now tht ur clean?! u like tht?!" in reality he's thinkin nah bish, "im just happy to be out of tht god forsaken tub!" 🤦🏻♀️🤷🏼♀️
Same. My dog just looks at me funny with his head tilted. He won't step foot in there willingly. When I actually have to give him a bath, I have to pick him up, and he gets all rigor mortis on me 😂
My cat does the same. If you're on your phone in the bathroom, she'll jump up and put her paws on it with a look of "Human slave you better pay attention to me."
My husband knew I was fond of concrete lawn ornaments. One day he brought home a really hideous concrete bunny rabbit. I took it to my parents house because they have a large property and the rabbit might look more appealing from a distance. We all decided to have lunch on the back porch that has a wall of sliding glass doors. I left the heavy rabbit just outside those doors. Buzz, my shepherd husky, went crazy. He wanted that rabbit in the worst way. He paced, he whined. I think he figured it was alive. Finally there was no help for it but to let him outdoors and have at it. He was very embarrassed when he realized it wasn't a live animal and tried to pretend as though he knew it along. We returned about a week later. My folks had put concrete bunny on the riverbank across the street. Buzz made a beeline for bunny and immediately lifted his leg on it. I could hear my mom's laughter from way inside the house. He was one of those dogs who are too dignified to tease. So this was revenge, plain and simple.
Every time my Bridget drinks water out of her (water) bowl she lifts her left paw as though she’s lifting her pinky to drink traditional English tea at Tea Time
haha that cute. I got a little boston terrier who has leg lift compulsion. When she is trying to figure something out, be it sniffing the air, listening to a new sound she always lifts her left front paw. I have no idea whats going on there???? AND she has never taken a pee on 4 legs, she lifts one of the back legs everytime, not like a male dog would, its only about 1/2" or 1cm off the ground. Maybe shes trying to keep the lower ground leg pee free? Let it flow under?
My Rottweiler farts just like a human and clear a room out. As an added bonus, he also snores like a lumberjack. But he's my buddy and I love him more than anything 😊🐶
My dog will actually curl up under the blankets. Literally, he will do that, he is a small dog so sometimes when he does this on the couch, I accidentally sit on him. Luckily I realize this right away and he doesn’t get hurt.
Keaton0801 If your dog has any Chih in it, it's a DNA trait to go "nest" underneath warm soft covers, esp. if they contain their Owner or other bonded dogs' scents. (Tiny shorthaired dogs also don't thermoregulate very well.) My 5lb 100% chihuahua sleeps waydown under the quilt- below my knees- all night (how Does she breathe?), while the three 30# chih-mixes (dachsie, spaniel & lab, resp.) come & go "undercover" all night. Good thing I've somehow learned to "filter" all these nocturnal visits & departures, as I'm a very light sleeper o/w!
When im sitting in my living room, my dog will always bring a pair of shoes into the room. we never trained him to do this but he's always done it. its the darnedest thing but its adorable
my dog started doing this at 12 weeks (I got her at 10 weeks. She had already figured out Mommy needed these to take her out to toilet. It IS adorable and beats the hell out of barking at door/whining etc...
What are some of the weird things YOUR dog does?
My Daschund Terrier mix, named Root, loves to play fetch with small yucky stones from the backyard.
I have tried everything to get her not to put those rocks in her mouth!!
She picks out about 4-5, likes to get as many as she can fit in her mouth, she wants me to keep at least two in movement at all times, she wants me to be fast like a ball thrower machine at the practice stadium lol
& we *MUST* do this for at least 30 minutes every damn day. Ive tried small toy balls, plastic cap's, other toy's, etc but nope!
She insists that it be those dirty stinky rocks :0/
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Everything that was mentioned on this video is the exact same thing that my girl Bella does lol 🐈
I have a boxer, Pitbull, and like I said everything that was mentioned on this video is exact same thing Bella does lol 🐈😂
My dog will chew up his squeaky toys and get the little plastic squeaker out and that just freaks him out, he won't go near it but won't leave it alone, he whines and paws at it for about an hour before gets he gets annoyed with it and walks off.
Maybe they follow us to the bathroom because we “follow” them to the bathroom
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Yeah...I always thought he was just trying to get even with me. "How do YOU like it when someone watches you poop? Uncomfortable,...ain't it?"
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My dog has a PhD in being a good boy
Patrick M now that’s a successful good boy
Good boi*
EXPLAIN THAT SCIENCE!
I like guns more than kids
No silly, no doggos need to train to be gud bois, they already are.
My dog is a blanket hoarder. He's a straight-up criminal. You can't leave any blankets or anything soft and cozy because he takes it in his mouth and drags it into the corner where he has created a nest of other little things you've left around. He just kinda walks around like "this is mine, that's also mine, this looks like it's mine."
Yep your dog has a hoarding problem. LoL
Lord have mercy that is so fliipin cute! Thanks for sharing, makes my day to get tidbit's about other people's pet behavior lol
My dog (pomeranian) jumped into the bath with me once.
My little Freya does the same thing she’s a sevenmonth old terrier steals everything including my spot in the bed she has so many toys but she steals my other dog blues choice she wants whatever he has or say if you have something she want to give it to where you get something else and then she want that too I give her and blew the same food I mix it all together in a bowl of split it she will not touch her’s but was there a blue will he eat his and then eat whatever he doesn’t eat and then eat her food some dogs are just little kleptomaniac’s
But that is so cute
The best thing a dog has is loyalty. They love you unconditional. They truly are your best friend.
I always say if leave your wife and your dog alone in the car for 30 minutes and when you come back see which one is still happy to see you. The one thats happy is the one who loves you unconditionally. My moneys always on the dog. Lol.
More like they are selfish shit machines who only care about food. Your dog wouldn't know or care if you existed if I came home with some sirloin tips.
Ibn Khairuddeen (ابن خير الدين الألباني) yeah explain to my why they feel so distressed after their owner leaves them even after getting a new owner that feeds him. They do love their owners, it’s not just about the food.
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@@dickjerm 😂😂😂😂
My dog she doesn't know how to drink water properly so when goes to drink water she sometimes sticks her snout in the water and blow bubbles it hilarious
That's odd. You should post a video of her doing that.
@@mrjames7251 you can watch her but she will not let you record her doing it
@@Bruh-rv1iz
Well she's just camera shy.
Bigfoot is camera shy too!😉
@@mrjames7251 😂😂😂😂
My dog Do the same but just for fun :D
for you,dogs are only a part of your life but for them ,you are.their.whole life.
Madhavi Shirgurkar
I still regret leaving my dogs to go out & eat w/coworkers!! I'll NEVER do that again!! Coworkers r still around & nasty!! My 2 dogs passed away of natural causes & I'll always miss them. Coworkers, not so much!!🐶🐶❤🐶🐶
Amen👍😊👌🤙🤘🤘👍👍👍
Yes!! If my dog can’t go, I don’t go!! I’d rather spend time with him than out anyways lol 💜🐾
For me...my dog IS my life....and vice versa.
yes they are my whole life
Sometimes my dog winks at me, I think he's a spy.
Lol
Mine does too loo
Yes, he is a spy for the BBC. Better watch your back.
@Mike Smith You are not well 😂
@@AspenDreamzzz You need help😂
#9 Sleep running
Despite having the internet at their fingertips, they couldn't get ONE clip of a dog doing this.
ME-DIC! Right
Look up biskit the sleep walking dog. The funniest video I've ever seen
Copyrights
My dog does that all the time.
I wouldnt know, my dog doesn't let me in the house
Well, at least your dog puts you on a leash so you don't run away.
Shaggy. Don't you guys work together to fight hooligans with masks?
WILMA!
Just talk to Scrappy, he'll take care of this situation for ya ;O]
Shaggy 🤣🤣🤣
I often wonder what we did as humans to deserve dogs.
letmein8080 exactly
30,000 years of domestication from wolves
Nothing they came to us for food
Nothing. We just took them and decided to domesticate them.
Genetically modified them in labs. It’s inhumane
Our pitbull retriever mix Speckles became diabetic and lost his sight. We loved him and he loved us very much. We lost him to the disease but he was a special dog.
He loved walking with me. One day a huge pitbull came charging at us barking aggressively. Speckles was blind, skinny and slow. I put myself in front of him to protect him. He pushed me out of the way. He put himself between me and the pit and began to growl and bark furiously. He never barked! I was amazed at his courage. He loved me so much he was willing to protect me knowing he would lose. He scared the pitbull away. I just hugged him and cried. He was the one of the best friends I have ever known.
@OrangeManBad Your a bit of an arsehole buddy.
Suzanne Olivar never easy losing a pup who does nothing but good. They don’t deserve to go so soon.
Who’s cutting onions :,)
RIP to a very good boy
X doubt
My dog would make soft barking noises sometimes in sleep
My dog snores louder than my dad
Mine kicks me everytime but he always want to sleep on me
My dog does this too. It's actually the only time she's ever barked. She has never barked while awake.
Lol same
Mine does also so cute
I Had to let my dog go yesterday. It was the hardest thing I’ve had to do so far. She was a bulldog with white fuzzy fur and lil brown spots all across her body. Zoe was tall for a bulldog (despite being the runt of the litter as a pup). Her ears were soo soft and furry I loved petting them and so did she. She blessed me with an amazing 10 years- having the most love and joy for me and my family, and just life in general that I’ve ever seen. A few months ago we found out She had a tumor in her bladder and it made her very sick. Despite this Zoe never stopped loving us with all her energy. I will always remember her fluffy lil paws and her wrinkly face. Everyone who met her instantly fell in love with her. She was the sweetest soul and I’m going to miss Zoe everyday. It’s amazing how much of an impact a dog can make on a family. We were the center of her world and we tried our best to emulate that pure love and compassion back to her. Even though we gave her a great, spoiled life filled with many treats, toys, attention, it’s extremely hard to let her go. I think going on here to let people know about her will help with the process of grief and is kinda therapeutic. So, Thanks to whoever reads this and enjoy everyday with your dog to the fullest because they definitely deserve all the love! I love you ZoZo
We went through the same thing with our Goldendoodle, Ozzy, May 8 2017. I think you're right about telling your story helps the grieving process. Bless you for sharing this. It helped me too. 👼
Nightman Dayman May her soul Rest In Peace.
Mine is just 55 days old and on reading such experiences I get goosebumps and It is saddening that their life span is so short 😔
Nightman Dayman
Try writing your loved one a letter. Get a journal and write how much you will always love him or her. Apologize for any time you had to leave them alone. Write things that only you and your loved one knows about. Doing that is healing. I've done it to my dogs in the past. So sorry for your loss.❤🐶
I know what you mean I went through the same thing with my bulldog,I took him to the vet just for a check up & he passed with flying colours the vet said its been a long time since ive seen such a happy healthy bulldog,1 month later he was riddled with cancer,we had to let him go he was only 3yrs old..
I'm very sorry you lost your Zoe. That is definitely a heartwrenching thing to go through...I've been through it twice. Thank you for sharing a little bit of her with us...she sounds like she was absolutely enchanting. Love and hugs!
If you take your dog to the toilet, he is just returning the favor
That... That makes alot of sense.
Thats how i always looked at it. I just figure since i take them out to use the bathroom they are just returning the favor
+Susanne Err Ma Gawd that is *SO* cute!!!!! :-P
I don't want them near licking distance on my balls when I'm most vulnerable
I swear mine does it coz she knows you are a captive audience. Not doing anything with ya hands? Here, stroke me!
I gave up on keeping my Chihuahua out of the bathroom. He now sits on my lap while I poop, and silently judges me with blank stares.
You have a cat
My chihuahua doesn't give a shit if I go to the bathroom to take a shower, to clean it up, to brush my hairs or whatever. But if I ever sit to take a shit.... He's instantly here. And he looks at me like "it's okay, buddy, I won't leave you alone in this difficult situation".
You should try shutting the door behind you, it's keeps the dog out and stops the rest of your house smelling like a freshly used toilet
Some dogs know how to open doors.
@@SeidenKaczka bathroom doors have a lock
Use to have a dog had to be "tucked" in every night. Sure miss him😢
Patricia Summers I know how it feels :/
Patricia Summers everyone that's lived with a dog knows exactly how you feel. People say a dogs a mans best friend but they are more like our children, . They are so child like and they see us in a similar way as their parents......I used to tuck my boy Reggie in just like you,he actually felt more like my son than a friend. I wanted to wait for a while and go through the grieving process before thinking of owning another......it's been almost 6 months and I feel ready for another.....I've always loved dogs and I've missed that special bond. It's so sad they have such short lifespans because it's truly heartbreaking to let them go but it helps to bring another into the family home when you are ready....I'm ready for my next little buddy 🐶
I've lost four of mine in the past 5 years and now down to two who were actually the least healthy. I try not to feel guilty or even my loss as I focus wholly on these babies.
If they weren't so special we wouldn't miss them. I went into deep depression for a good year when I lost the jack Russell I had from age 16 to 26. Cancer sucks!
My dog tucks me in every night. It’s cute.
My dog has nightmares sometimes. He's a hurricane rescue. I always make sure he's sleeping near me or someone else so that if he starts crying there's someone there who will wake up and comfort him as well as familiar smells to help soothe his subconscious while he sleeps.
AgentSapphire - Awww. Poor little thing. PTSD. You'r a very empathetic person.
Nice touhou pic
tinypires make best hats
Lol
AgentSapphire you sir are a good human
I like dogs more than people.
Well you should love dog lovers the same.
Electro Man yikes
That's a yikes from me as well.
The more people I know, the more I like my dog 👍
Sad.
DOGS ARE THE PUREST AND MOST PRECIOUS SOULS
KaylasKush even why they attack and kill other dogs or humans?
Karynna Hill Wtf kinda response is that? Only animal haters and abusers would say something like that.
A dog that kills is a dog that wasn’t raised right. Simple. No dog would kill unless for survival or from being in an unhealthy environment. Humans are the problem. Humans train one dog to do evil and it’s puppies will become aggressive too.
All the bad in the world links to US.
Karynna Hill stfu dweeb get out of my face
Ghost 2015 seems like a 11 year old is trying to act all tough, how cute.
Plus they weren’t even talking to you. Oh wait I get it, you’re a thirsty ass bitch who loves to cause drama. Ok good day to you
I bet your dog gets lots of treats from you. They can be manipulative and love to google-eye suckers for treats.
My dog sell's pirated movies in front of the local liquor store.
Same
Yea, I see them too... Those 2 Legged Dogs! LOL
32makingit sounds like something my puppy will do once she is big enough to climb the steps.
@@pennyproud305 lol.... Right !
Be careful,mine got busted for that....
I'm usually with my dogs when they go to the bathroom. Thought they returning the favor.
I said the same thing. lol
do they also try to help pick up your poop?
Good point. Fair enough lol. 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂same still weirds me out though.
my lab would push the door open, watch me pee, then bark when I flushed the toilet. He lived 17 years, did it his whole life. I have no idea why but it was just his thing. He also barked and attacked the vacuum cleaner as a younger dog, at around age 13-14 he finally stopped doing that. I miss him, he was the kind that ALWAYS had to be touching me and was so happy to see me, even when I just left for 5 minutes. Dogs are great, Labs are extra special great. He didn't lick my face but he did lick my arm. I guess I tasted good. We were both Chocolate addicts, I wonder if my sweat tasted like chocolate. Three Musketeers was his favorite. He LOVED halloween, he got lots of mini 3 musketeers bars. He liked peanut butter cups too but the peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth and he would fight it for 10-15 minutes. I could only give him the outer edges so it didn't stick. He was a black lab but I called him my chocolate on the inside lab. The Monday of Thanksgiving week will be the 8th year he is gone.( 1993-2010 ) That week sucks, I lost family members and 2 dogs during Thanksgiving week. I dread November.
My Dog ran the deadest drug cartel in Miami from 1982 to 1993, fearing nothing and loving every minute of it.
@@rlpn6710 why should it not be
?
Pablo Escobark
Lmfaoooo
LOCK THAT ANIMAL UP HES A WOLF NOT A DOGGO
Just found out I'm expecting & my dog just recently started putting his head on my belly. It's amazing how much a dog can show love 🐶❤
Ali Garcia mine too!! He nudges my stomach every morning as to say “hey little guy can’t wait to meet you” lol I love it
When the baby is born you’re inevitably gonna have a moment where the dog is gonna look at the baby, then at you and the expression you’ll see is definitely gonna say “u made dis?”
fireblast133 😂😂😂 can’t wait to see
Dogs...like cats are curious...not only can he hear different sounds from your body he can also probably smell a difference in you. This is all normal...
Bobby Gipson yeah that too!!
My dog does greet me every time I get home, or even if I run out to the mail box. He gets hyper and all excited, nibbling at my face. He acts as though I left him for an entire year or something. He’s so freaking cute! He will not greet anyone else, and he is very wary of guess, but he does warm up to a select few. The whole time he keeps his eyes on me. He never lets me out of his sight. He is the type that follows me in to the bathroom! I guess you would say he’s very protective. I keep saying, if he were the size of a pit bull, he would be the best guard dog ever! However, he’s only about 11 pounds, but he’s my perfect cuddle buddy each night. He’s my best friend in the whole world, and I can’t imagine a life where I never met him. 🐶❤️
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Sandi Burt Media this sounds like my 2 year old shih tzu, and now since these summer has gone she won’t go outside to do her toilet instead she weeks on her pad it poos on my carpet, I’ve tried countless ways but nothing seems to work.
@@sandiehames7130 house crappers...
a dog leaning on your leg:aww it loves you
a cat leaning on your leg: *IT'S MARKING YOU AS ITS' PROPERTY SO WHEN YOU DIE IT WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WHO EATS YOU*
Calling dibs.
Dogs do the exact same thing
*ITS PROPERTY (possessive)
it's = it is
@@alvallac2171 I meant its'
Cats are fuckin weird
I had a white husky mix with blue eyes for a while, adopted her from a shelter. She had no name, wasn't a pup, and was about to be put down. I gave her a name (Atka) and a home.
Mom would ask if the dog was hungry, the dog would 'talk back' with what sounded like "I'm hungry."
Atka also would pick up dog food she didn't like in her mouth, walk to me and drop it at my feet. She would also swat at my hands with her paws, try and get up in the chairs with me, etc.
I worked often, and my mom couldn't walk her due to hip problems. I felt Atka wasn't getting adequate exercise with just me caring for her. I loved Atka more than anything, gentle to any other animal. I gave her to someone I knew who had a farm. Someone I knew would love her. I had stories told to me often. Atka would "scream" at the goats, freaked out with chickens, but enjoyed life there. She visited neighbor kids down the road and played with them, they couldn't have a dog, but she was welcome for a visit. She kept a family member of the farmer who had cancer happy.
I had news on Halloween of this year that the dog passed away in her sleep. I cried about it then, and it is still hard now. In such a short several years, she touched alot of lives and lived up to her given name. I'll miss her...
Awww the poor dog, and I'm sooo sorry for you *hugs* ;m;
What does her name mean in your own words?
Wow usually when someone says that your dog has gone to live on a farm it means that they put it down
Damn that went from happy to just sad
@@FarikoWishless
Guardian spirit was intended
My previous dog use to like to swing herself to sleep in an old hammock my Dad had. She would take this huge running start and jump on the hammock causing it to rock her to sleep!
Cool!!
Omg, that is awesome. And people say dogs and cats are stupid eh. Don't see them getting our food ready for us. Or picking up our poop for that matter. Don't have to leave the house ever.(in Canada, brrr.), Just sit on laps and sleep.
@Ken Lompart scariest part is I'm pretty sure the 3 dogs in my house are pretty sure they are the ones in charge as well
I love that story!
That's so cute! Smart dog! Lol 🐶
I was watching this while my dog was with me in the bathroom xD
Why were you watching this in the bathroom?
Hilarious!
@@beenleenee Bro when i take a shit in the bathroom i watch anything do make time go
Same
I only get a few minutes before my dog will do something to get me out of the bathroom e.g. chasing cat, barking, throwing toys in the door, and even lifting his leg like he will urinate if I don't come out.
this is the most wholesome comment section it's just all people telling adorable stories about their own dogs
@Sunshine and Roses Are Beautiful *insert rude comment here*
The top comment is someone telling us about his dog being run over
I don’t have a dog but want one one day but not sure if I’m allergic. Still...I find them to be very fascinating and lovable!!
@joshua Stanaway I absolutely agree. But the most notable part of it is that with dogs it wasn't a mere domestication of a wild animal, but started out as an entirely voluntary, mutual cooperation from which both benefitted...and now, 10 to 30tsd years later, we still do on so many different levels.
M J My Lab is just 55 days old follows me to the restroom & now from 2-3 days he has started leaning on my legs i.e whenever he is sleepy he follows me and sleeps near me keeping his head on my feet.
Dogs turn around twice before sleep because one good turn deserves another.
😂
Stfu😂
Funny
That's cute
I don't get it?
why am i watching this i own a cat
Because dogs are good to
Because you secretly want a dog
Deep inside you know you need a dog
I dont even have a pet at the moment, but it would be a cat if I had the opportunity
@@tailareye2225 well fuck you too
Most of the points: “You can train this out of them.”
Me: But is so god damned cute, why would anyone do that
I wouldn't want my dog to learn to kiss faces because of the bumtongue, licking babies and kids aswell.. not as hygienic
@@jinkstacks4830 but I wash my mouth afterwards😏
Sonal Frances Engels
wash your mouth afterwards? you tellin me your dog is kissin you in yo mouth wtf 😭
@@t5ey999 I mean who else would you train tounge with?
This is a joke
My dog won’t sit in the bathroom with me because she’s scared of the meditating frog decoration on the floor and thinks it’s real 😂😂 but she sits right outside the door and I won’t close it cuz I know she just wants to watch me and make sure the frog doesn’t get up to any funny business and try to hurt me ☺️💕
Robyn I'm really curious of what a meditating frog decoration looks like
@@TECHNICALfalcon same
@@TECHNICALfalcon Maybe the frog is doing yoga and is in downward facing dog and its just too much mind fuck for the little pooch. "Yeahhhhhhhhh I'll just wait out here for ya, thanks."
I am watching you too Robyn...
My dog got a job at Walgreens last summer and started smoking.
Blake Knight Newports, right? Smh
A K Newport 100’s. Gone are the days of tearing up a simple toilet paper roll or eating a dryer sheet off the floor...what’s next? Drugs?!
Deffo all the reasons your a keyboard fool and not a.comedian
L-double-u grime mc you’re...not your. 📚
Bad habit turns your dog becoming bad dog?....or turning you to be smoke man when you got 2nd smoke from your dog? Both of them are not good either....
Why Hoomans follow us outside to watch us poop & other strange Hooman behaviors explained
And the more intelligent ones will turn their backs on you if you are on the throne. They find it embarrassing.
We need this video.
Oml
Yesh my hoooman takes pictures when I’m pooping
My hooman takes selfies while they're pooping and posts them online. The hooman gets happy when somebody like their foto on facebook
I keep thinking that a dog that follows you to the toilet is thinking: "You're the Alfa Male / Female- Even when you're crapping, I *_WILL_* protect you. I love you, you is my life. I mean that."😊
😂
Alpha*
“sometimes you wish your dog could leave you alone just for one second” wrong
Only when they want to play with toys at 1 am after I'm back from work lmao
I do, when I’m eating I cant stand being stared at
Orly Doe Furries: challenge accepted.
This escalated quickly...
@@alice-in-wonderland5900 Just don't look at them. They won't be close anyways lol
My dog knew when I was going into labor before I did. I was in the shower she was scratching on the door to get in (she hates the bathroom she hides if she knows you go in because she hates baths) after being annoyed I opened the door she came in and my water broke! 😳
Cassandra C that’s so beautiful I might cry
Jane Doe 😊
Omg this is precious, I love it.
Existential Crisis Thank you! It's been a while she’s seven years old now!hehehe😊
what a good girl! congrats
Protection from the toilet monster.
YeP!
t e r I N E E D L E R I’M DEAD 😂
DatHusky Boy are you ok? Can I call a doctor?
There wondering why your pooping in there water bowl
Or protection from Monsturd, Doodyman, or Turdman! There is a weird horror movie called Monsturd. You'll never
look at chocolate pudding the same way ever again!
I love my dog, i am crazy for him, sometimes i just wake up in the middle of the night just to check on him and caress him and kiss him... my whole world in a little bundle of joy and furr... he is 9 months old , bichon havanese.... i love those beautiful eyes, two black innocent pearls...
I took my last dog (rip) to the vet once and the next day he stole my car keys XD
...
god i miss him
I know how you feel. I miss my dog, too. He was always doing something to make me laugh. And he was so fluffy!!! Big empty spaces in my house now.
@Mina69a agreed. Its not replacing, its loving again, and so many need homes. I can't live without one, or 3
Wow, smart &funny!
Dude I miss him for you
Lol nice dog. Rip man
One time, my dog howled in his sleep. Scared the poop outta me
Allison Holly Sleep scream. Those are scary as heck.
So did my dog I almost died!!! It got so loud it woke up my roommate too 😂
Yep same here. Got woken up by my dog howling like a wolf, but he was fast asleep. I was definitely awake after that though.
so you poopy in you're pants iu
😂
Why am I watching this
I don’t have a dog
Why am i watching this i am a dog
w00f
Hellie Pricefield
F U R R Y
gamer boys please help
lmao so you are an epic gamer as well?
(no furry btw)
Hellie Pricefield
Just a sandwich maker lmao :)
My dog goes in like 30 circles on her blanket before sleeping 😂
Instinctual to trample down grass or straw to make it comfortable and chase out small critters.
@Leandro Aude mine does the same thing
I cant figure out why my dog drinks out of the toilet . And he can't figure out why i keep peeing in his water.
Bwaaahaaaa! You got me! HILARIOUS
Lol i never heard that before, thats pretty good
My dog drinks out of the toilet too. It tickles my giblets while I am reading the paper.
Dogs will drink out of the toilet if their water source isn't fresh enough. They will generally drink out of the toilet after you use it...
@@keeslover777 my big monster slobers alot .so i change and clean both of his water buckets a couple times a day.he drinks about 10 gallons a day and drags his 40 lb of dog food with a hole cut in it around the house as he pleases . girlfriends are cheaper . Lol
Dogs are the best things ever
Humans have had dogs before we had society. That says something right there.
Dogs are more of mans best friend than man
@@spookzer16 This is true in the sense the dog will ALWAYS have unconditional love for it's owner, they dont care about the little things "friends" often fight over. Its kinda how the unconditional love thing works. :)
Joe Shedler I mean yeah, yeah it is.
My dog has a weird quirk, since he was a puppy he’s had a thing for feet, if your feet are dangling he comes up and sits on them and rests a paw on them, we don’t know why but he loves to sit on feet and if you shake them he’ll come automatically
Dana Hernandez I believe this behavior is not so much staking turf (ownership of you) as the other way round- dogs really need social organization; he's indicating You are where his fealty lies so s/he feels most secure at that spot - the most accessible, protected [You/scented] spot.
my dog does that too !
Dana Hernandez My dog likes to bite our shoes while we are walking down the stairs! She’s very playful with it, and I think it’s funny. Her way of trying to stop us from leaving. Sometimes I have to fuss at her, so I won’t fall or be late for work.
My dog has foot fetish too. If you have bare feet near him he will lick them. Ots a little awkward when I am walking him and someone has saddles on
My pit will step over your feet until u pet him with your feet. If your sitting in the couch or in a chair he’ll come up and force his belly of your feet and have u let him with your feet. It’s reallt cute and funny
I just want to know why my dogs sit on my lap when i go to the bathroom i haven’t had a solitary bathroom experience in years help
Shut the door. The dog will still be there when you come out.
They want to make sure you are not lonely when you poop. That or they are TRAPPING YOU. YOU HAVE NO DISTRACTIONS AND A FREE LAP SPACE, NOW YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO PET THEM, MWAHAHAHA!
Or something similar to that...
Tried that when my dog was a puppy. She peed in front of the door 😂 have allowed her to "watch" every since then
HAHAHA! Man do I feel for you.😂😂😂
I love how people of various backgrounds bond over their pets.
So I will literally get up for a sec then my dog will steal my spot on the couch
Kyla S. Lol.... We have two dogs who have to jump up on the bed at night for snuggles before going to their own beds. They are both labs so they are both very big. If my husband gets up to use the bathroom our male yellow lab follows him but our female black lab immediately takes his spot on the bed including putting her head on his pillows and then really does not want to move when he comes back.. Lol.
Yep! Every time. 😐
Its warm and smells like you
Cindi Kachnic e
@@dragonsbanki ding ding ding we have a winner! This is it exactly, sprinkle a little "he knows you will come back to that spot" and I think we have this one solved :D
My dog will bark at his farts sometimes. He's still a puppy let so he will probably grow out of it, he's not even a year old yet.
Who made that noise? I know you're here somewhere. I'll catch you yet. Poot. Damn, there he is again, tickling my bum and making funny noises. Woof, where is he? Hehe.
Mine will just look confused at his butt. He is 12 so never grew out of that one lol. I would die if he barked at them though that is adorable.
Thank you for the laugh sir 😂😅
Hahaha my parent’s dog will get up and walk away as soon as she hears somebody fart...😁
My 13 year old dog still jumps up and runs away when she farts. 😀
My dog will follow until I say “TAKE A BATH” & than he GONE!!
got it.
My dog runs a speak easy and underground fight club.
Warner Enterprises my chihuahua chiko is asking if he can get a job as a security gaurd there.
@@1Skorpia It's not the size of the dog in the fight,...it's the size of the fight in the dog. Have him send in a resume with a picture.
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Warner Enterprises mine too a mma human fighting ring
Fight club with cats?
God this video makes me love dogs even more
I have a Keeshond. Ears are standing straight up. She tilts her head for words she likes to hear. Walk. Cookie. Breakfast. Supper. Food. Bed. Nap. She tilts her head a lot. It's too adorable. She's just letting me know she's listening. She just knows that reaction makes me happy. I can't resist giving her anything she wants. Yes, she is a princess.
always wanted a keeshond... very intelligent alert dog breed
I just had to google Keeshond, never heard of the breed before. I squealed, they’re so adorable! Thank you lol
@@angiedearest563 ahahahah they are my favorite dog breed actually ^^
I love my keeshond. He's the cutest and smartest puppy ever. He potty trained himself.
Saaaammeee.. My dog knows she's a cute little princess, too!
Dogs actually follow you everywhere you just take more notice in the rest room.
But it's creepy when they sit right in front of you when you're on the throne like "hey, what are we doing now!"
My dog recently got a job at Walmart and became a smoker and an alcoholic.
This is the most common ailment among "Wal-Mart" dogs. Let him bite a couple of Red Chinese millionaires, and that should clear up the problem.
This made me laugh, thanks
Dude...to fuuny. Thanks for the laugh..
@@jackfenn7524 awesome reply jack.
Kelly Ziolkowski Dogs can’t have alcahol or work unless it’s dog stuff like tracking or agility etc so don’t be stupid.
Me: why are you in here?
Dog: you watch me all the time in the street tho
Me: wait how tf can you speak??
Dog: oh... Woof woof! Grrrrrr
@Mike Smith 🤔🤨😐
@Mike Smith 😐
12 is right and wrong. They tilt their head to hear better but not because their ear lobes are an obstruction but because they have bad directional hearing. Their ears are on top of their head vs ours, which are on each side of our head. We have better directional hearing than dogs because of location. So they tilt their heads to pin point where sounds comes from.
you're right and wrong too ;). They tilt their head to locate the source of the sound vertically too. If your head (and their head) is horizontal, you can locate a sound from left and right. If you tilt it, you can also find out if it's coming from above or from below. The're some birds like owls and some cetacean like the porpoise which have one ear channel higher than the other so they can get the same effect even without tilting the head. Pretty awesome.
Yeah I was gonna say. Because my little yorkie doesn't have floppy ears. And she tilts her head all the time.
Their ears are still on the sides just higher. And yes their lobes cover the ear holes so they have to move them.
@@abbyboggs7264 yeah same with my boston terriers. No flop, yet lots of tilt. If you look at their faces when they are doing it, they look VERY inquisitive, def trying to figure something out.
I think it's also a sign of how curious or attentive the dog is. Kind if like when humans perk up when we hear or see something interesting. Some dogs just don't care and won't tilt their head at all at any new sound or sight and some will nearly twist their head off.
I thought they followed me into the bathroom because they like to follow me
My dog always brings me my slippers when I get home 😆
He’s telling you your not leaving for the rest of the night 🤣
@@FinnMiaBelle I like your answer it just may be truce 😆
You should try to get a video of that because that sounds ridiculously adorable !
Goodest boi
@@Amvndanicole it is makes me not want to go out without him😆
I can’t believe Post Malone was in this video
who?
@@Abel1120 1:47
@@seanharlow3091 never heard of that name... im from America.... so wouldn't know asian names
@@Abel1120 he's American
I believe a post malone is a rare dog breed
“If you have access to the internet “ how the hell do you think we are watching this video lady?
GeanMaPR I believe it was this thing called a “joke”
Well YOU might not have the internet. You might be watching this away from home, in a place which has its own connection.
well IM watching this on a toaster...
I use telepathy.
A download?😄
My dog poops then kicks up grass and dirt on top of the pile
They're spreading their scent - from their paw pads and poop!
What??? My dog just walks up to every random pile of dirt and kicks it all up in my pants. I'm telling you, my dog is evil.😂
If I'm cooking breakfast i.e Eggs. My dog Elmo will come in the kitchen lay down and watch me cook. If I only cook enough for me he has a shit fit. So I scramble up two eggs for him. Yes, I know he's spoiled that way, I can't have kids due to medical issues, but He's the closest thing I have to a kid.
Ada Hoops haha! My dog loves to share my eggs too! 😊🦁🐾💕
Thats true
that made me laugh so hard when you said he has a shit fit
adopt if its at all possible...love is love, doesnt matter if theyre blood....your pet already proved it
Awww god bless little Elmo...😁👍❤️
Need a friend, get a dog
Ray James
True!!🐶😁
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StrangeBlue
What a cute comment!👍
FACTS
Cat Burghers XDDDDDD
My Yellow Lab just passed today, I feel hopeless. 😔
Why does life have to be so damn Cruel?
PacoKnight very sorry for your loss.
PacoKnight, the pain is never-ending. I lost my little Maltese, Luna, on 7 December. She was my baby for ten years and when she left me, she was almost fifteen. It's little consolation when other say "I'm sorry for your loss." It is well-intended but does little to dry our tears. Please go to this website: The Rainbow Bridge. It helps even if it's just a little bit. I sleep with my Luna's blanket.
PacoKnight - you poor thing. My heart broke when my little dog died aged 14. I was bereft. One evening I put my hand out to stroke him and he wasn’t there. (of course, he had been gone six months), I burst into tears. My husband came in and knelt down, put his arms round a blubbering, sobbing wife. “I really loved that little dog, and he loved me.” I spluttered, “I love you “ said my lovely husband wiping my tears and kissing my forehead, “ yes.. “I said, still snivelling “but Fergus loved me unconditionally...” there was a bit of a frosty silence after that. I really HAVE to put a safety catch on my mouth. We made up 1/2 hr later, but it was 4 years before I got another little doggy friend. Don’t be too sad. Some people never get to experience the love & joy of bonding with a dog. You did. They never have that kind of love ever, you did. It also means you are capable of experiencing another bond with another little canine friend. My new dog is now 2, same breed, but as different as chalk & cheese & I’m glad I waited. Give yourself time to grieve. Maybe foster or volunteer for the SPCA (we did), then look for a new friend. We all know that gut wrenching ache. I have a little plaque in the garden & I plant flowers round it every year ( he loved to dig them up). Make a little donation in his name to a rescue society- it all helps. Please don’t feel hopeless, I have a feeling your Lab was a lucky and happy dog to have you as their caretaker. What a good life they must have had.😊🙃😊
Im so sorry for your loss alot of people dont understand just how much a animal can mean to some one how much it hurts to lose lose them it really can be like loseing a loved one because they are to some people truely loved
Nina Cordova Nina that is so true. I don’t think that our hearts distinguish between our deep love and respect for our loved ones and the same love and respect we have for our animals. It’s all the same to our hearts/minds. The pain is often unspeakable. So very sorry for all of you. I truly know what you all have been and are going through.
Why does it seem like my dog is searching for a spot of grass that’s clean enough to crap on?
Right! They gotta find that perfect blade of grass!
Whenever I take my dog to walks it always seems like he poops on the same spots
marking territory.
I smiled through this whole video.
Me too. My dog died in June. Miss him
She doesn’t follow me into the bathroom to protect me, she wants a belly rub while I sit on the toilet
I know lol, belly rub!
NO SHIT?
🤣🤣🤣 My Boxer turns around so I can rub her butt!
Lanacology yep, that’s my dog 😂
Lanacology Not with me he learned the hard way I let him in and he zoomed out
I just recently lost my baby Cody boy, he was a 6lb Yorkie he got ran over with me holding the leash he was my best friend as he was my son he was only three and a half years old but the memories I have with him can never be taken away I miss him so much my heart still is broken and it was just two weeks ago he passed away on the 11:16 a dog is definitely a man's best friends and always will be but I got a new little buddy in and he's not Cody he's a Morkie and he's a sweetheart
I hope you adopted.
I’m so sorry for your loss, Hawk eye. I’m glad you found a new friend, but I know that heartbreak will take some time to heal.
Sorry to hear. Stay strong.
Thank you yeah I miss him so much everyday 😢
Aww man thats sad :( glad you have Morkie
My little dog snores so loud that people think it's actually me who snores! Gets embarrassing 😅
5:55 The dog was like are you really going to feed me this Karen?
dogs tilt their head to hear better not because their ear is covering the ear but because it's easier to pinpoint where a sound is coming from left to right rather than up and down.
She would be wrong. Case in point, German Shepherds have one of the most exaggerated head tilts....their ears are pointy and stand up, not blocking the ear canal at all.
It has to do with sound pinpointing through repositioning, not the floppy ear getting in the way.
Weird things my dog used to do when he was alive ? Pat me on the head with his paw lol that was so funny to me :-)
so cute of him~ hahah
My cat does that too.
boxertest whose a good human?
how did learn that
Got a pup a few months back (5 months old rn), he loves his belly rubs, and if I stop he'll put his paws together and start begging until I rub his belly again.
It just amazes me as time goes on how you can read ur dogs mind and vice versa. The connection they have with man goes back thousands of years, I just think it's pretty dam cool.
One of mine has a bra fetish...he has a favourite and always brings it out to ask guests to throw for him🤦🏻♀️
My dog has an underwear fetish, he always leaves them chewed up..
Mine too he’s obsessed 💀💀💀
Lol lol
mine has a me fetish, he has found a way to jump on me and sit on my shoulders, anything that smells like me he digs and rolls in it. I know, wholesome but, when im going to the bathroom he follows me or he rams into the door at full speed. and so when hes in the bathroom with me (for his own safety) he'll try to jump into the toilet after im done. he succeeded once, and he sat there. *HE SAT THERE* so yeah.
My dog has a me fetish
Mine steals my socks
My dog is afraid of heights. He can get on the couch, but is too afraid to get down...
Evil _Madn3ss depending on if it’s a small breed, it shouldn’t be getting down off the couch. Because it can cause the cartilage and back bone to break down
Rusty LeAnn It will be fine....holy crap snowflake.
@@gamemaster8488 She's right though.
B R No she is not, if you believe that than you should get a stuffed puppy, wrap it in foam, put it in a bag full of pillows and then, just maybe, your puppy will be healthy.
B R Puppies need to do that as a puppy to develop properly, they can jump off a meter without no problems. Anything higher than that it wont jump no matter what you do.
Dogs licking your face is also a puppy trait bred into them, it is how wolf pups tell their mothers they are hungry and want food/attention. The sticking the head out the window is actually VERY dangerous for the dog, if you are driving and your dog sticks its head out the window make sure you never go over about 30 mph, and around 25mph is best. At higher speeds it can cause damage to their nasal passages and ears. So leave the windows cracked enough they can get the smells but not enough to stick their heads out if you are at higher speeds, and if on the highway have a very thin crack or keep the window closed to avoid harming your dog.
Not to mention that it is dangerous to not secure your dog. A sturdy metal crate is the best thing here, according to crash tests. I saw a story on The Dodo once where a dog got ejected from the car during a crash, and went missing. The story ended well, but things could have gone very differently...
At high speeds small debris,kicked up from the road, can also damage their eyes
Our dog used to ride on our motor cycle with us... barking the whole time...
I seriously died laughing at the bath thing! Mine ALWAYS run crazy happy after a bath and Im always like, "Oh u feel better now tht ur clean?! u like tht?!" in reality he's thinkin nah bish, "im just happy to be out of tht god forsaken tub!" 🤦🏻♀️🤷🏼♀️
SAME!! :-D
😂😂😂so true
😂😂
Jennifer S - and don't they always find good old fashioned dry mud to roll in after a bath????
My dog won't go in the bathroom cuz he hates baths
Mine too 😂 He stays safely out of the way, but barks at me until I reappear.
Same! She will try to run out
we gave one of the ours a bath....the results was hilarious...she spreaded all four legs to the tub. XD My youngest dog...she just slumped down...
Same. My dog just looks at me funny with his head tilted. He won't step foot in there willingly. When I actually have to give him a bath, I have to pick him up, and he gets all rigor mortis on me 😂
Same
My dog meows a lot. I think my dog is a cat.
LOL 🤣 🤣😂 😂
sounds legit, unless its an identity crisis.
Your dog wants to be a trans-cat.
WHY ARE DOGS SO CUTE
I'm sure there is a scientific answer, but people never seem to appreciate them in cases like this 😉
BTW am thinking about getting one.
Because, they are childlike, maybe?
Exactly
Andre Palma they’re born that way! lol
My dog does all of that he loves me me because I’m his mother even tho I’m a guy
awww
Your his father
MultiRibrob they said mother
He’s a dude idiot
*He loves meme*
My dog trains mercenaries in the southern jungle region of Vietnam. Writes me letters once a year.
Esteban Huh, that’s weird. My dog owns an international corporation worth billions.
I work for your dog. Best management I ever had
is the company called blackwoofeer lol
Yep, I saw a picture of him in "Dog of Fortune".
Incredible
1:46 post Malone? Is that you?
Lol
Nah, that's pre-Malone
Thought it looked like Shia la beouf
Shia lebouf??
Nah fam that man is too clean to be Post Malone.
They follow you into the bathroom because you don't lock your door
I do and my dog bust through the door
“If you have access to the internet.....” - speaking to people who are watching ON THE INTERNET. 🤨😂
I'm surprised this comment doesn't have more likes
I watched this through printed out pictures and captions
@Leandro Aude rookie i read it on a scroll
Did the dogs tell you these?
Account User iii
yes
Common sense
GoldenState wowowowowo what a smart dogo
Obviously how else would we know?
My cat follows me into the bathroom as well and if i push her out, she'll stretch out her front legs under the closed door.
Cute
front legs XD
My cat does the same. If you're on your phone in the bathroom, she'll jump up and put her paws on it with a look of "Human slave you better pay attention to me."
This is about dogs. Not your vile disgusting cat! Horrible creatures
Pandemonium.
My husband knew I was fond of concrete lawn ornaments. One day he brought home a really hideous concrete bunny rabbit. I took it to my parents house because they have a large property and the rabbit might look more appealing from a distance. We all decided to have lunch on the back porch that has a wall of sliding glass doors. I left the heavy rabbit just outside those doors. Buzz, my shepherd husky, went crazy. He wanted that rabbit in the worst way. He paced, he whined. I think he figured it was alive. Finally there was no help for it but to let him outdoors and have at it. He was very embarrassed when he realized it wasn't a live animal and tried to pretend as though he knew it along. We returned about a week later. My folks had put concrete bunny on the riverbank across the street. Buzz made a beeline for bunny and immediately lifted his leg on it. I could hear my mom's laughter from way inside the house. He was one of those dogs who are too dignified to tease. So this was revenge, plain and simple.
Valkyrie Sardo This was the funniest and most charming story I’ve heard
Valkyrie Sardo jv
My dog Mozart was like a symphony for me. I expect to see him in heaven. He was amazing!!!
Every time my Bridget drinks water out of her (water) bowl she lifts her left paw as though she’s lifting her pinky to drink traditional English tea at Tea Time
haha that cute. I got a little boston terrier who has leg lift compulsion. When she is trying to figure something out, be it sniffing the air, listening to a new sound she always lifts her left front paw. I have no idea whats going on there???? AND she has never taken a pee on 4 legs, she lifts one of the back legs everytime, not like a male dog would, its only about 1/2" or 1cm off the ground. Maybe shes trying to keep the lower ground leg pee free? Let it flow under?
Jennifer McMahon why didnt you just say “water bowl”?
Joe Shedler mine does that too! It’s so cute
@@BahamaBeauty24 aweeee, they are so precious aren't they.
O my how impressive
My dog used to "run in place" in a tiny circle, just to make me laugh. It was an infrequent thing but was so funny.
Theresa Rodriguez v.redd.it/1az4nnhkr7w11 watch this. from a Reddit post today. the precursor to what you describe?
Why im i waching this i have a rabbit
@@lance3748 he already walks like a dog on a leash
I have a ligma
Yes a ligma heard of one ? Ligma
Balls
My dogs kill 10 rabbits so now I'm out of rabbits
Right? I have a cat
😂😂😂
My Rottweiler farts just like a human and clear a room out. As an added bonus, he also snores like a lumberjack. But he's my buddy and I love him more than anything 😊🐶
My dog will actually curl up under the blankets. Literally, he will do that, he is a small dog so sometimes when he does this on the couch, I accidentally sit on him. Luckily I realize this right away and he doesn’t get hurt.
Keaton0801 If your dog has any Chih in it, it's a DNA trait to go "nest" underneath warm soft covers, esp. if they contain their Owner or other bonded dogs' scents. (Tiny shorthaired dogs also don't thermoregulate very well.)
My 5lb 100% chihuahua sleeps
waydown under the quilt- below my knees- all night (how Does she breathe?), while the three 30# chih-mixes (dachsie, spaniel & lab, resp.) come & go "undercover" all night.
Good thing I've somehow learned to "filter" all these nocturnal visits & departures, as I'm a very light sleeper o/w!
@@Sysipha My four month old Chi has been doing that. She used to sleep next to my face but now she tunnels down near my feet.
I read this comment started to laugh and every one woke up
So does my kitty's, I have to hold up the blankets for 1 cause she's above lifting it up herself like the other kitty's do.
Little dogs are the worst bed hogs 😂😂 my 9lb toy poodle used to take up the whole bed! I have no idea how, but she always managed to do it
When im sitting in my living room, my dog will always bring a pair of shoes into the room. we never trained him to do this but he's always done it. its the darnedest thing but its adorable
my dog started doing this at 12 weeks (I got her at 10 weeks. She had already figured out Mommy needed these to take her out to toilet. It IS adorable and beats the hell out of barking at door/whining etc...
My dog gizmo was my best little buddy .a part of me died when he died. Rip
Lol he got ligma
I'm sorry for your loss.
H
I miss my dog every day. He was like a little brother to me, was the laziest cuddliest & neediest little furball ever 😪😊
Bless 😣, my dogs name is gizmo too, rip